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The Kids Are Sleep

Sean Harvey, Shannon Harveywww.patreon.com

The #1 podcast for parents who need a break.

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Episodes

Golden Anniversary

Celebrate their golden anniversary with the Harveys as they toast to 13 years of marriage. The summer schedule is still packed to the gills and they're still saying yes to everything like Diddy at a baby oil convention. In the second half of the show they slide into the question day "what's the worst thing you've ever stumbled upon?". Get ready to be horrified. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://ww...

Jul 15, 20251 hr 3 min

Game On MFer

Grab onto your seats and place your bets because it's game night! In the first half of the show, Shannon vents about a real and relatable situation she's dealing with behind the scenes. In The second half of the show, the couple go head to head (and that's a lot of head and that's what she said) in three games that'll have you playing right alongside the love birds, to the death. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleep...

Jul 01, 202554 min

Touché

They're back at it again at the number one podcast that wishes a Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there that have the nerve to get sick on their kid's birthday and ruin everything for everyone. The Harveys finally get around to reviewing some of the biggest shows of the year. Shannon does god's work and helps someone in need and Sean stumbles on a new stupid catch phrase. Lastly, since it's starting to heat up all over the country it seems like the perfect time to bring back your favorite...

Jun 17, 20251 hr 25 min

Another Day Another Argument

As the Harvey's celebrate Rocky's 8th birthday, surprise surprise they get into an argument and it consumes the whole show. So grab your popcorn and strap in for a petty royal rumble that's just bound to produce some hot make-up sex afterwards. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey...

Jun 03, 202538 min

Pillars Of The Cummunity

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who've been in the gym all weekend watching their children play basketball and subsequently also watching adults who act like children fight over nonsense and are ruining youth sports and the ones who still have decency and self respect are gonna need a break. You guessed it, the couple dive right into mayhem from the weekend and catch up on hot topics. Then in the second half of the show, they woosah and make light of tragic scenarios when they...

May 27, 20251 hr 6 min

Don't Get Me Wrong, But...

You begged for it like a naughty little Jezebel and we delivered, Confessions Of The Week is back and crazier than ever. But first, Sean checks his dad and Shannon get's a little loopy and Lincoln has his first crush. So pucker up and get ready for one hell of an episode. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram...

May 20, 202558 min

Thanks For All You Do

Welcome back to the number one podcast for moms who are the greatest and definitely need a break. Join the couple as they face off in an intense game of categories and they guarantee you cannot guess who the winner is because they still cannot believe it either. Then in the second half of the show, they dive into the question box of the week "worst Mother's Days/gifts" and the write-ins will make you thank your lucky stars for the family that you have. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?a...

May 13, 20251 hr 2 min

Confessions, Catamarans And Cat Bros

Let's get straight to it, the "Confessions Of The Week" are going to blow your socks off. Sean gives Shannon her flowers for a huge accomplishment and the Harveys learn a new word (which we're sure they're not going to use and abuse all through their next few episodes). Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.c...

May 06, 20251 hr 6 min

I Scream You Scream We All Scream For ice Cream

Welcome back to the number one podcast for hosts who have officially run out of intro material and need a break. Sean kicks off the show by sharing a new development in his fitness journey that is sure to spark future conversations. The couple catch up from the week and share some funny stories and then in the second half of the show they try to get a rise out of eachother by throwing out the best... or worst pick up lines. Make sure to then head over to Patreon for the Afterpod. Support the sho...

Apr 29, 202546 min

Irrational Fears

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who stuffed hundreds of eggs and stayed up way too late in order to make magic for their children on Easter and they're now gonna need a break. Catch up with the Harveys from this past week of holidays and dinner dates and shocking tummy rumblings to boot. Then stay as the couple dishes over this week's question box "what is your irrational fear?" which was a continuation of a conversation started over on their Patreon. BTW, have you heard there...

Apr 22, 20251 hr

Single Moms, Hoes And Housewives

Welcome back to the number one podcast for hosts who come up with different openings weekly and can't think of anything this week so they're def gonna need a break. The Harveys recap their weekend in the gym at their son, Lincoln's, first AAU tournament with a few epic stories. Then in the second half of the show, the couple circles back on some hangover topics from marriage advice to celeb lookalikes and you'll be walking away thinking - does Sean look a little like him though? Support the show...

Apr 15, 20251 hr 3 min

The Catfish That Catfished A Catfish

Welcome back to the number one podcast for people that celebrate their birthday 2 months late. Shannon decided to surprise Sean with a redo for his birthday since he was sick as a dog in February. Then, in honor of their favorite little internet trolls, the Harveys ask the question "have you ever catfished someone or been catfished yourself?" and there are so many write ins they spill over to the Afterpod. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSl...

Apr 08, 20251 hr 7 min

If It Walks Like A Duck

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who need a break from Spring Break. The couple jumps right into the show with some hang over topics and then in the second half of the show they read your "isms" for 'everything happens for a reason' and at the end of the day, they think you'll find some great takeaways to incorporate into your daily routine, interview style or to seal the deal on an argument. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsA...

Apr 01, 202557 min

If You Would Only Stop Breathing

Welcome back to the number one podcast for bad bitches who where eye patches during the day and guess what, Shannon is bitches. The couple recaps recent events including a Target run and a random tootie tummy. They also try to play a game that ends in argument but what else is new? Then, the second half of the show they dive head first into the question box of the week "what's the dumbest thing you've ever gotten mad at your husband/partner for?" and Sean revels in your answers and somehow looks...

Mar 25, 202553 min

Canadian Rage

In this episode of the number one podcast that likes to make a different entrance every time it steps in the room, the Harveys make a big announcement about things to come. Shannon asks for the audience to rage with her and they willingly oblige in a big way. Speaking of rage, Sean's Canadian heritage is put to the test as the trade war wages on between the US and Canada and he breaks his silence on the matter the only way he knows how... with an accent. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com...

Mar 18, 202558 min

Is That You I'm Smelling?

Welcome back the number one podcast for parents with short term memory loss. This week, fresh off a week of raging Shannon gets real about aging. Then, the show asks the question "what's something you said to someone to completely ruin their self esteem?" Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanh...

Mar 11, 202559 min

The Doctor's Back In The House

Welcome back to the number one podcast for couples who have been avoiding therapy and now that the doctors back, they're clearly gonna need a break. The kids are sleep and Dr RPM is back in the house. Join the couple for a quick in- person session with the doc and then stay as the threesome catch up and share some laughs in the second half of the show. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagr...

Mar 04, 20251 hr 5 min

Google Me

Welcome back to the number one podcast for people who thought they lost it during the holidays, threw their backs out, got sick but are now BACK at it again in their brand new all white vans and feeling fire. The couple talks trash tv and has no idea why they're watching it. Then the second half of the show, everyone's favorite segment returns- Hot and Bothered. The duo is pissed off about petty ish and raging about it in the least surprising way. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=H...

Feb 25, 20251 hr 7 min

Shannon Has An Announcement

It's the 100th episode of The Kids Are Sleep podcast and Shannon is making some big changes for the next 100. Tune in to this can't miss episode as she spills the tea on what's to come. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey...

Feb 18, 20251 hr 7 min

I have Feelings For My Child's Teacher... And I'm Married

Welcome to the number one podcast for parents that are little too sensitive and may snap at the drop of a hat. Shannon has a new favorite product she can't stop raving about and tries to get Sean on board with testing it out. Later, the Harveys put on their bandanas and bang on some of the best stuff they've been watching. Then, break out the popcorn and a pack of wet wipes because the tea is about to spill everywhere as they close out the episodes with some of the juiciest confessions ever subm...

Feb 04, 20251 hr 5 min

Diva-Gate

Welcome back to the number one podcast for divas who ask their friends to switch rooms so they can have a king size bed and their own bathroom. For those of you who don't subscribe to Patreon, Sean and Shannon find themselves in some hot water and a mini 'war of the podcasts' if you will. Tune in for the deets. The second half of the show the couple dive into the question box of the week "what is something hilarious that only your child does". Buckle up and get ready for the drams. Support the s...

Jan 28, 202552 min

Big Back Snack Attack

Welcome back to the number one podcast for big backed listeners that have no shame in their game. Sean starts by throwing Shannon under the bus and riding over her. Keep listening though because the second half of the show will have you not only reminiscing but salivating and running to the kitchen with ideas on how to get down during your next big back snack attack. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ http...

Jan 21, 20251 hr 6 min

Big Back Activity

Welcome back to the number one podcast that's still trying to figure out who the main host is. Shannon shares some funny and typically clumsy stories from her latest trip to Utah. The Harvey's introduce a new segment that will quickly become everyone's new fave. Then, for the question of the day Sean asks "what's a skill you wish you had but don't? Funny answers only." Also, get ready to add a new word to your vocabulary by the end of this episode. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=...

Jan 14, 20251 hr 1 min

New Year Same Us

Happy New Year and welcome back to the number one podcast for people who are on the same BS this year that they were last year. The Harvey's recall their epic New Year's Eve and create a new tradition, the New Year's Day brunch. They both reflect on their gluttonous winter break, before vowing to get back to business as usual. Then, Shannon asks the question of the week, what's a behavior that's not considered a mental illness but should be? The answers will have you questioning your own sanity....

Jan 07, 202555 min

2024 Top Faves

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who are in the thick of winter break and have no idea what time or day it is. The Harveys spend an entire hilarious episode with you recapping the best of the year. Cheers to the New Year! Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey...

Dec 31, 20241 hr 23 min

Kids From 1 to 92

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who are making magic in more than one way this time of year and definitely need a break. The Harveys share a bit about what they're currently watching and a little about their holiday plans. In the second half of the show, the couple go hard on your kids when they dive into the question box of the week "what's the most outlandish gift your kids asked for this year?" And again we remind you that everyone can get it specifically kids from 1 to 92....

Dec 24, 202458 min

We Listen And We Judge

Welcome back to the number one podcast for kids who win championship basketball games and the men who coach them to an undefeated season who also breath too hard during the week and throw their back out .. again.. and definitely need a break. The Harveys have had a week and need to download it with someone and that someone is you, their podcast family. Stick around for the second half of the show where they dive into your answers to the newest trend swirling around online how do you "listen and ...

Dec 17, 20241 hr 2 min

Calling Sean To The Carpet

Sean breaks down his equation for male satisfaction and Shannon immediately calls BS on his little theory. She also cant help herself from doing a little humble brag about her latest "performance" you know where. In the second half of the show they revisit those famous phrases that make you say "hmmmm", because when you think about them you have absolutely no idea what they mean... And that's why the Harvey's are here folks, with the answers you didn't know you needed but you won't be able to li...

Dec 10, 20241 hr

Thanksgiving Confessions

Welcome back to the number one podcast for disgruntled husbands and the women who drive them crazy. No but seriously, Sean starts the show off with a classic Harvey ambush and hits Shannon with some real food for thought. It obviously catches Shannon off guard however it actually sets the tone perfectly for the second half segment Thanksgiving Confessions, where the audience chimes in and reminds us that all of our families are a mess and crazy is actually the new normal. Support the show http:/...

Dec 03, 202455 min

Sluts For Mashed Potatoes

Welcome back to what is now the number one podcast for wives that have to take care of their bad backed husbands and the men that love them. You guessed it, Sean's back is out ... again... and he's recording while injured and Shannon's having a field day taking over as main host. It's Thanksgiving week and the Harveys are serving up a segment of 'This Or That' and it's guaranteed to get your mouth watering. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreS...

Nov 26, 20241 hr 6 min
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