The gang starts with a NPR intro and quickly descend into a drug induced madness. Somehow we sponsored a comic book, no for real. A real comic book. A robot cohost is introduced and the Kawcast voicemail line is introduced(218-382-5286). Address further complaints there. Jenema https://archive.org/download/20181231_20190108/20181231.mp3
The gang gets nerd talk out of the way up top then gets straight to poop talk. Old men on twitter and donkey on peacock action. Breakfast sandwich discussions and mediocre kitten metal. But most importantly all this weeks news in the rise of the robots, listen or be ground to sludge by their icy […]
The gang is back and sharing the X-mas spirit. What license plates are offensive and story of a meth head with her crap together. Morning talk show testicle exams and using grinder at 20,000 feet. Then they explain the real reason no one could eat romain and find their own Charles Manson. Triple X-mas again […]
The gang is back and definitely not phoning it in this week. They discuss higher learning and how comedy ages bad. The greatest story ever told about dinosaurs in the civil war era. Great xmas jewelry ideas and a story about Ann Rice. Confederate Dino https://archive.org/download/20181203_20181215/20181203.mp3
The gang celebrates the release of Beezow and gets a few updates from him. Boob sweaters and kittens and Takashi, basically the only news you need. Ballad of Beezow https://archive.org/download/20181126_20181210/20181126.mp3
The gang phones it in this time except for their stance on the freedom of the press. A debate ensues over the age old question ” can you have too many puppies?”. Skip to the last half for all breakfast talk. Candy Rapper https://archive.org/download/20181119_201812/20181119.mp3
The gang explains how not to lay a beaver to rest and how the NRA doesn’t care about black people. Waffle house news and a guide to saving money on coke. All this and more on the next Kawcast. Beaver Tail https://archive.org/download/20181112_20181126/20181112.mp3
Here at the Kawcast we heart lots of things. Kc makes everyone aware of metal poppy and some cousin fuckery. Ladle sippers are worse than double dippers. God is Doing It https://archive.org/download/20181105_20181118/20181105.mp3
Seasonal topics abound. May the Great Pumpkin bless you this autumnal season. This episode of the Kawcast is brought to you by the Foundation for a Better Bidet and the letter H. Punkin Seeds https://archive.org/download/20181029_20181115/20181029.mp3
The gang starts a new protest movement. We got mad woodfairy energy over here, come get some. Take It Back https://archive.org/download/20181022_201811/20181022.mp3
Its that time of year again and the gang at the Kawcast has a tale of horror and intrigue for you. Prepare to change your undies, because it’s getting spooky in here. Coughcast: Killer Clowns from Outer Space https://archive.org/download/20181021_20181029/20181021.mp3
Isaac Asimov’s “Three Laws of Sex Robotics” A sex robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A sex robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A sex robot must protect its own […]
Mountain goats reach sexual maturity at about 30 months. Nannies in a herd undergo synchronized estrus in late October through early December, at which time males and females participate in a mating ritual. Mature billies stare at nannies for long periods, dig rutting pits, and fight each other in showy (though occasionally dangerous) scuffles. Young billies sometimes try […]
Calling all Jan Micheal Vincents… #JMV https://archive.org/download/20181001_20181015/20181001.mp3
The Robogator is native to the post apocalyptic southern U.S. Having a diet consisting mostly of mutant humans and old Iphones it stalks the wastelands hiding amongst rubble and radioactive swampland searching for prey and smartphones. The mating habits of the north american robogator are somewhat unknown although they have been observed updating software when […]
Kawcast brand 100% Scorpion Powder (78% protein) These premium scorpions have been cooked, dried and blended into a fine powder. The powder can be added to any food, for example bread, cookies or even energy bars. Each can contains 10g scorpion powder made from approximately 20 scorpions. Scorpion powder contains 78% protein. It is also a good source of iron, […]
Are you tired of candidates who don’t share the same values as you, fat cats who club seals and preach Jedi dogma that does not represent your small town way of life. When you vote in November of next year remember “Gore Vader, for the future”. These are the only politicians that are committed to […]
Holy moly! It’s the Kawcast. They are bringing you the only podcast that reviews lego porn. Follow and subscribe for all lego porn related news Lego Porn https://archive.org/download/20180907_20180924/20180907.mp3
What is the Front Hole? Which hole is the front one? Why is it called that? Does it taste the same? Will my credits transfer? Your front or my front? Can you show me on a map? KAWK News answers the tough questions. Front Hole https://archive.org/download/20180827_201809/20180827.mp3
The gang discusses musical genius Sean Fury (no relation to Nick Fury). Sean isn’t afraid to tackle hard issues with his no nonsense approach to songwriting. In his seminal album ladies of color he addresses all the ladies no matter their color with ballads of love specifically designed for each lady of color. Feeling the […]
coulrophobia [kool-ruh–foh-bee-uh] noun an abnormal fear of clowns. Origin of coulrophobia 1980-85; coulro- (perhaps < Greek kolon limb; with sense of ‘stiltwalker’, hence ‘clown’) + -phobia Related forms-coul·ro·pho·bic, adjective, noun Coulrophobic Friends https://archive.org/download/20180816_201809/20180816.mp3
The national discussion on anal rights comes to the podcast. The show starts off with some sports talk and Trent reznor’s ska band. Luke explains snapchat hoes and dark web porn. 4Chan conspiracies and all the opinions you didn’t want. Anal Rights https://archive.org/download/20180806_20180828/20180806.mp3
The gang dissects a centaur and forgets to diagram any of it but the genitals. Afterward and completely unrelated they have a barbecue with suspiciously flavorful meat. A bunch of other stuff happened that was funny also. Find us wherever fine podcasts are sold. Centaur Autopsy https://archive.org/download/20180730_20180820/20180730.mp3
The gang immediately blows past euphemisms and get to the straight talk. Duck boats are scary and the fellas ignore fire safety. Kc finds himself at the center of a venn diagram of three specific fandoms. Naughty tweets and butthole tattoos. Don’t forget to like and share with your worst friends. Brown Eyed Tattoo https://archive.org/download/20180723_201808/20180723.mp3
Cody is back with presents and her presence. The episode was late cuz our sound guy named it wrong and is a dummy. We really need an intern. Is the blarney stone sanitary and are all castles the same? Luke concedes Archie is a big deal and riverdale might be a good show. Be prepared […]
While Cody is off being bourgeois in europe the fellas bro out and have a guest. The fellas ask how much mdma you can buy with 750 British pounds. Researchers need dick pics and Toronto cops can’t handle their weed. Omg is a hundred years old, Russia and Pluto are about the same size and […]
Luke follows though with a game idea and triggers everyone. Kc gives comic news and redactions. Redesigning the straw with twice the e coli and hot cops. Possum punchin, scandalous developers and immoral murals. Lil Compensation https://archive.org/download/20180701_20180716/20180701.mp3
Kc talks Comic-con adventure and the gang pics out face tattoos. Plot holes in Back to the Future and western themed sequels. Kids these days, star trek news and hotdog crimes. Cartoon Outrage https://archive.org/download/20180625_201807/20180625.mp3
Space is out in full force and the space meth-heads better watch out. Kc’s movie reviews and why you should never wink. How to build a wall from your enemies bones and how to be a kickass teacher. The gang dreams up a lil game and and does their weekly shaming of the deviant. Where […]
Spaghetti massacre and politics as usual. Watermelon ice cream and picnics with your sex doll. Sloth suits and awesome footwear. All the news that no one wants on the next Kawcast! Salesbro https://archive.org/download/20180604_201806/20180604.mp3
