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The Kawcast

Hosted by three fools from Lawrence Kansas the Kawcast has been making offensive jokes since 1903.
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Episodes

Episode 164 Zombie Alert

White guy sports matter and what footwear you need for them. The gang talks movies and what everybody’s least favorite superhero (Florida Man) is up to. Space age record players and Columbian bam bam on the next Kawcast. Zombie Alert https://archive.org/download/20180525_201806/20180525.mp3

Jun 18, 2018

Episode 163 Bitcoin Hot Tub

The gang discusses getting worse sound quality and what an Irish bar mitzvah is. The possible nicknames for tiny terrorists and Kc makes a case for more guns in the home of republicans. Luke explains the Loss meme with stunning clarity. Garbled noises set the internet ablaze and bears in Kansas that aren’t the fun […]

Jun 05, 2018

Episode 162 Shrimp and You Three

Swamp thing in the news and goofy comic book stuff. The gang explores the pitch of farts and cat orchestras. Some honesty in advertising might sell boots and three old people talk about what music sucks. A game about harry potter and marvel comics give Kc a nerd boner. The gang gives Australia a 30 […]

Jun 02, 2018

Episode 161 Not Today Satan

Some stuff about super guys, inappropriately named energy drinks and Poppy drama. The gang provide unneeded commentary on Kanye and learns mummies are racist. Kc takes aim at a charlatan. The real conspiracy behind drug drop offs and so much more news you don’t want. Dont forget to subscribe to our bs and the podcast. […]

May 18, 2018

Episode 160 Rock Wallaby

The gang finds out who owns the majority share of Mystery Inc. What’s up with muppet genitals and can a dinosaur puppet join the National Guard? Then an exploration of the deep web, even darker than the dark web, its like really scary. Like and subscribe or the puppy dies! Rock Wallaby https://ia601500.us.archive.org/12/items/20180430_20180510/20180430.mp3

May 14, 2018

Episode 159 Gateway Doll

The gang discusses how no business would sponsor them except maybe sex toy makers. Kc keeps us updated on Poppy news and bear sightings. They talk about all the weirdest dick in the animal kingdom. Why can’t we get emu hotwings and whether or not you can call a kid sasshole. Power gloves suck and […]

May 02, 2018

Episode 158 F. E. Young & co

Weather and sports and other news you don’t need. All the best Bills ranked and salty talk about bacon buttholes. Racially offensive napkins and gore porn. The gang finds some words you’re not supposed to say and ponders two hundred fifty train cars worth of shit. Be sure to give us validation on social media […]

Apr 25, 2018

Episode 157 Top Priority

The gang discusses town names, Kangaroo junk and dog milk. After solving hunger in India, they listen to a good argument against teen moms. What is pizza dancing and is it ethical. They gang does a quick promo for a “reciprocating saw fister” tutorial. A politician demands our loyalty to Israel and the gang defends […]

Apr 19, 2018

Episode 156 Ass Sex Criminals

The gang tries a new intro and talks about awesome dog tricks. What is super gonorrhea and how does its theme song go? Then a discussion of how Hollywood is full of fuckos and Canada has progressive butt sex legislation. Also a definitive definition of irony that is in no way convoluted. Don’t forget to […]

Apr 11, 2018

Episode 155 Coughcast: He-Mannequin Part 2 (the Mannequin part)

This is part two. You should know whats going on by now. What kind of person starts at part two? This is the Mannequin part, a movie that apparently wasn’t filmed at Woolworths. There seems to be a need for more words on this episode description so that is why this sentence is here and […]

Apr 05, 2018

Episode 154 Coughcast: He-Mannequin Part 1 (the He part)

It’s another edition of your favorite trope we call the coughcast. Where three asshole from the third best podcast in northeastern Kansas ruin a movie by talking through it. This time the gang tries a double feature for double the laughs at half the effort. You can’t go wrong with Dolph. First up “The Masters […]

Apr 05, 2018

Episode 153 Fried Butter

The gang discusses Earthlings having the aim in the galaxy. Kc calls Luke a lack-about and tells everyone what reverse charades is. They brainstorm names for Lawrence furry convention and talk shop about tacos and cake pops. Come on down to the Kawcast for the definitive list of all things friable. Fried Butter https://archive.org/download/20180319_20180328/20180319.mp3

Mar 28, 2018

Episode 152 Man-o-Fist Destiny

Luke ashamedly promotes his comedy. The never ending debate about SNL sucking or not. Questionable quotes from Billy Wiggledick and a Coughcast is planned. Tiny rappers, tiny mobsters and local porn. Man-o-Fist Destiny https://archive.org/download/20180312_20180320/20180312.mp3

Mar 21, 2018

Episode 151 Black Panther Face

The gang announces a special contest and has a big list of topics to plow through. Kc says nice things about Luke’s mom. This episode is late because our sound guy was chasing women and doing drugs. It is determined that no black panther face is acceptable and which Day was a good day. Cody […]

Mar 14, 2018

Episode 150 Hard Corn Porn

Much ado about movie capes and sauerkraut douches. Do dogs have brains according to jesus. Ceremonial refreshments and the governor’s official toilet cam. The gang discusses what not to put in your eye and how much to spend on a latex puppy suit. Hard Corn Porn https://archive.org/download/20180302_20180307/20180302.mp3

Mar 07, 2018

Episode 149 Coughcast: Big Trouble in Little China

Here comes the porkchop express and a bunch of stereotypes. Hot off the presses, the gang provide commentary for a movie they have nothing to do with and no one wanted. So que up your VCR or laser disc and stap in for three assholes talking through a movie (a completely original idea). Coughcast: Big […]

Mar 03, 2018

Episode 148 50 Shades of Brown

God is dead and gender schmender. Kc asks some important questions about curling. Some guys from dubai stop by and some people have all the guns. Lots of Black Panther reviews and a rundown of Gator-man. Dino erotica and pregnant centaurs. 50 Shades of Brown https://archive.org/download/20180219_20180224/20180219.mp3

Feb 25, 2018

Episode 147 Lip Gloss

Two thirds of the podcast joins a cult and has glowing reviews. Kc drives crazy and luke does facebook best. Are anal probes in your future at the DMV? Could you be living on Earth 2 or maybe we are already martians. The gang does their best to cover all the news no one wants […]

Feb 19, 2018

Episode 146 Rock Solid

The gang discusses the Venn diagram of different kinds of protesters. What we should and shouldn’t shoot in space and why you can’t make torpedoes out of light. Cody challenges all laws of physics and tell ya how to get free pickles. How bad does KU need a jet and bottom-less car washes. Kc […]

Feb 12, 2018

Episode 145 Rx5

A brief discussion about parody songs ensues and everyone comes around the the idea of a BNFL. The gang talks of paraphernalia and who is cut out to be a drug lord. Comedy and the ins and outs of crime scene cleanup. Rx5 https://archive.org/download/20180129_201802/20180129.mp3

Feb 07, 2018

Episode 144 Genyouwhine

This episode is late because our worthless sound guy procrastinated all week. More than likely he was goofing around on the internet looking at tidepod pokemon porn and touching himself. That is also why the description sucks. I think they talked about some R&B guy who sucks at spelling. Genyouwhine https://archive.org/download/20180122_20180131/20180122.mp3

Jan 31, 2018

Episode 143 Tide Pod Sexy People

The gang discusses proper attire for elbow rubbing and how to play in a celebrity deathpool. The gang asks how much you should pay for a used semen tank and defines shitty dates. All that and a bag of chips on the next Kawcast. Rate and Subscribe for magical powers. Tide Pod Sexy People https://archive.org/download/20180115_20180123/20180115.mp3

Jan 23, 2018

Episode 142 13 Hours

Luke doesn’t care about movies unless its a porn parody, in which case the gang excels. The gang talks about porn “documentaries”. After listening to some sub par comedy they spice it up with some crowd warm up. How easy is it to die in Chi town and what’s it like when mom does porn. […]

Jan 16, 2018

Episode 141 As Is

The gang has a guest in to bring some good news stories from the year. An idea for #freethebrain is born. Learn how to raise your child after their parent dies with a few lies and a shit ton of money. Jazz kicks ass and so do dwarf prosecutors. Peppernuts and Jersey shore on the […]

Jan 09, 2018

Episode 140 Wantsmobitch

The gang ponders who would win in a wrestling match? What’s a werebat and where do they hang out? The gang wastes a half hour on smores and even more with news coverage of an obscure board game championship. She-bop and drone guns on the next Kawcast! Wantsmobitch https://archive.org/download/20171226_201712/20171226.mp3

Jan 01, 2018

Episode 139 Do you have a blog?

The gang discusses the failure of their crokinole video and how to identify with a wider audience. A plan is hatched for Some Harry Potter nonsense and accents are practiced. Cody is victim of a squirrel home invasion and Kc steals from the disabled. Eric Estrada, head transplants and answering “no” to every question. It’s […]

Dec 24, 2017

Episode 138 No Love

The gang talks about playing crokinole. Trump’s dad was a dick and the podcast still needs an intern, ladyboy or not. Luke is amazed the others don’t know about August Ames and they ask “what’s in your backyard?”. Plans to protest Mike Love are hatched and Luke suggest there is a form of hysteria that […]

Dec 17, 2017

Episode 137 Ice Sprinting

The gang bring a lackluster performance and really phones it in. Ice Sprinting https://archive.org/download/20171204_201712/20171204.mp3

Dec 11, 2017

Episode 136 Comical Ratio

Luke and Cody do some comedy. The gang discusses the best way to harness electricity from plants and animals. Kc drops an easter egg and Cody professes her love for the real Captain America. The gang addresses to disturbing lack of cavewomen. They definitely don’t talk about Scientology or any other type of lava monster. […]

Dec 03, 2017

Episode 135 Poo Thang

Kc reviews the Justice League movie and the gang goes over this weeks comedy. Luke’s comedy ego comes under fire and Kc teaches everyone a sexy dance. How to get into a club and what strarting is. A little merkin shopping and how much should you pay for Manson’s head tattoo. Poo Thang https://archive.org/download/20171120_20171126/20171120.mp3

Nov 27, 2017
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