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Worst Roommate Stories

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Speaker 1

I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 2

It's a double show, and it's the spooky time of year. And where is the scariest place ever? Craigslist one of them. Yep, I say that because that's where a lot of people find their roommates. And we've been asking for you to share your worst roommate stories ever, and as always, you guys didn't disappoint. So you'll hear some of the best worst roommate stories ever.

Speaker 1

Next.

Speaker 2

Also, if you have a story, call us eight eight eight three four three eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. You can also text us at four one oh six one and you'll hear the worst roommate stories ever right after this, so you can decide that it's just better to live alone sometimes. All right, he'll over next, it's a double show. A few years ago, my roommate showed up to my birthday party drunk and

just started punching everybody in the face. They eventually had to be held down, and they started yelling about how it was terrible at folding towels and that's what was wrong with them. Needless to say, I moved out the next day. It's the Jewil Show. That's the text. We got in at four one oh six one because we've been asking for you to share your worst roommate ever

stories all week and as always not disappointed. Text in four one o six one if you've had a terrible roommate calls up eight a' eight three four three one o six one if you want to share your horrible, scary, worst roommate ever story with us?

Speaker 1

So I'm sorry, did that happen to you? Yeah's also learn how to full detel.

Speaker 2

Yeah again, How passionate are you about towel folding?

Speaker 3

Though?

Speaker 1

Mary?

Speaker 2

But let's hear some of the worst roommate ever stories from our listeners.

Speaker 4

In twenty sixteen, I was a freshman in college. I moved in with my girlfriend. Her friend and random dude. Dude's pretty cool. We would hang out please you gay. We party the Monday.

Speaker 5

So something was off.

Speaker 4

They were acting really weird.

Speaker 5

She would start working.

Speaker 4

Until like one or two am, and she george a Dutch frozen I'm like two drinks coffee that way, like kind of weird out. So then I went down to her person spots to see if she was there. Yeah, they were both in car. It's pretty And then a couple months later I figured out he was putting Xanax in my drinks to make me blackouts.

Speaker 1

Whoa, whoa wow, hot twist. That's nuts till the end.

Speaker 5

Man.

Speaker 1

So this girl was hooking up with the other dude that sucks.

Speaker 2

But xanix and the drink to make him pass out. Wowow, that is messing a lot of efforts. It really is just break up and look up with your roommate.

Speaker 1

Dude.

Speaker 2

We asked you to share your worst roommate ever stories with us, and that was just a start.

Speaker 1

Not bad. Here's another one. I actually have the craziest roommate story.

Speaker 6

So some roommates and I rented out the basement of our house and this girl rented.

Speaker 1

It and we realized she was on some drugs. They're like, oh, it's fine, Like she's still paying rent. It's all greucy.

Speaker 6

And then we noticed that there was so many different guys coming in and out of the house.

Speaker 7

Like she had so many boyfriends and.

Speaker 6

They were moving in guy after guy after that, and then one month she didn't.

Speaker 1

Have a guy and she couldn't pay rent.

Speaker 7

Oh, so we realized so that every month she had a new boyfriend had them move in and pay her rent and then she kicks them out or they.

Speaker 1

Realized what she was doing. She had a different guy move in and pay her rent every month for real. That was kind of some effort that she got it done. Why are you mad though the rent was paid?

Speaker 2

Why not keep the guy around if he's going to continue to pay her rent? Find a new one every single month.

Speaker 1

Maybe it's fine? Maybe?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Call us eight and eight three four three one six one text in four one o six one if you have a horrible roommate story, Hey, Ethan, what's your worst roommate story ever?

Speaker 8

Hey, guys, So this one basically, my roommate brought home two baby goats without much of a plan.

Speaker 5

That was awesome.

Speaker 8

Man, we were living out, Yeah, we were out in farm country, so that part wasn't so weird. But you know, she just she didn't have a plan. They were staying in her room, they were banging in the middle of the night. Yeah, that was that was not ideal, not at all.

Speaker 2

How do you get a couple of goats and not have a plan for her to keep play?

Speaker 8

Okay, when we asked her that, she said that it was spontaneous and that's why it was fun.

Speaker 1

That's why it's fun she slept as the goats were doing their thing in the same room.

Speaker 8

Yeah, yeah, they were sleeping in her room.

Speaker 9

They started.

Speaker 2

Yeah, let's still make good house pets at home. But so stinky, appreciate you and thank you for the phone call calls eight eight, three, four, three one six one, text in four one of six one. What's your worst roommate story ever? Here's another one that we got in.

Speaker 10

Yeah, so we had this crazy remaining in college. She was a little bit younger than us, but she was from the same city, so we were like, why not, And she ended up being like kind of aggressive, like the girls ended up being kind of scared of her. And then one time she even like shoulder checked me. And another time I was like washing dishes and she threw a knife like right in my hands. It was horrible.

So we actually ended up reporting her to our apartment complex, and she moved right next to us, which is kind of awkward.

Speaker 2

It's here in the hall shoulder check her back?

Speaker 1

That is awkward. Harder to throw a knife across the wall. Leez, what whyting the quiet girl's checking for?

Speaker 2

Yeah, that would be so weird too if you lived with her, if you like, did she just hurt I'm pretty sure she just shoulder checked me.

Speaker 1

Maybe it was an accident.

Speaker 2

And then it happened two days in a row and you're like, no, she's shoulder checking.

Speaker 1

You love to write. Here's another story from the worst roommate ever.

Speaker 11

A worst room eat story is first of all, knowing her sixteen years, I trusted her moving up to the West Side, she has a daughter. I think she's responsible over here, working two dogs, you know, to keep up with rent and do.

Speaker 5

What I need to do.

Speaker 1

Time to find out she didn't.

Speaker 12

Pay rent for three months. Phil was thirteen thousand dollars and on top of that with your dog together, and I was like, you know this would be good. Wasn't cleaning up after the dog? Literal like dog everywhere? Yeah, long story short, we don't talk anymore. God bless her.

Speaker 1

WHOA, yikes, that's nuts, respectful, How do you know if the rent's not being paid? Like, how do you not know? She just gives her the money.

Speaker 2

Yeah, she takes it like some because usually one roommate will pay the rent, right, you just give them the money and then they pay the rent.

Speaker 1

So she's obviously not paying the rent.

Speaker 13

Some complexes will let you be half responsible, so like you just pay your part of it, and it's like, oh.

Speaker 2

Okay, yeah, okay, okay, hey evy, what's your worst roommate?

Speaker 14

Sorry ever, okay, so I have one.

Speaker 15

It's kind of scary, but kiss the season.

Speaker 14

It's a little spooky.

Speaker 1

So basically, I had rented.

Speaker 15

This room from this lady, and I guess my roommate actually moved out, so it was kind of vacant for a little bit of the other room, and so she started air being leading it out and I was like, that's.

Speaker 5

Fine, I'm not too stressed.

Speaker 15

But the only thing is the bathroom and between the two rooms has like barn doors.

Speaker 14

Sorry, those two does.

Speaker 15

In the background like barn doors and like shower curtain sospriety, but you couldn't actually like walk it walk it.

Speaker 14

And it's like, even if you.

Speaker 15

Could, you can kind of unlack it, like reach through because.

Speaker 2

It's our doors.

Speaker 1

Wow.

Speaker 15

One second, well one night, but it was some dude was staying for two nights. I didn't see him at all the first night, and I was like, okay, that's

a little strange, but all right. Well the next night I woke up at midnight because I heard him cleaning around and he went in the bathroom and he just turned on the shower in the whole room for smelling the sleech and like I was actually terrified, Like I smelled blood and he kept going in and out and like walking around, and he was there till like four or five in the morning before he left.

Speaker 14

But I was actually serve by.

Speaker 16

I'm pretty sure he murdered.

Speaker 15

Somebody when I was there the next morning after he left.

Speaker 14

There's blood in like a little bit of remnants of blood.

Speaker 15

But now I'm like, but again, the whole room smelled like mark.

Speaker 16

I didn't look like he.

Speaker 14

Slept in that bed once. Wow.

Speaker 15

I don't know if I had a hitman, like, I'm not sure, but it was absolutely the worst night of my life. I was texting like all my like no one was away because it was midnight.

Speaker 14

To four a m.

Speaker 15

That he was there only on the second night.

Speaker 9

WHOA.

Speaker 15

So I was texting on my friend keeping updated like hey, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay every hour or so. But literally this scurious in my life.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I bet did he move out after that?

Speaker 15

Well, it was an airbnb, so he only saw nine. But the next person who came to Airbnb, he ended up moving in and staying there permanently, and he was super cool dude. But I for thought it was like, I'm never doing Airbnb again.

Speaker 3

Wow.

Speaker 2

Wow.

Speaker 1

Did you ever tell the new guy that somebody was murdered in the room he was living in?

Speaker 2

Uh?

Speaker 15

Yeah, well, I don't know if the person was murdered there or.

Speaker 14

She was washing up.

Speaker 2

Definitely something.

Speaker 15

There was definitely something that involves a wooden bleach.

Speaker 2

The phone call TV that's officially the creepiest Sorry we've gotten you.

Speaker 1

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 9

Hello.

Speaker 17

Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling from Vickory. I was looking for Tonya. Hey, Tonya, I hope or you're probably excited about your nuptials tomorrow.

Speaker 14

Yes, Starver, thank you.

Speaker 5

What's up?

Speaker 17

So I'm calling you today because there was a little bit of an issue that we had and so the cake for your wedding might be like a little different then what you were planning on when we deliver it.

Speaker 14

Oh okay, what what issue was there and how different is it going to be?

Speaker 3

So?

Speaker 17

Well, first of all, I'm very excited for your wedding, Like, what's your color scheme?

Speaker 14

I don't really feel like talking about that right now. Will You just called me and said that something is wrong with the cake, So I would like to know what's wrong with cake?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 17

So I made a little bit of a mistake yesterday and I delivered your cake to the wrong place yesterday and so, oh my god, So there was a dog show we were making a doggy cake for and I read the thing wrong and then I grabbed your cake and I took it to the dog show and.

Speaker 5

So, okay.

Speaker 17

We was a really cool dog show too, by the way, Like there was a lot of like really cute pooches there.

Speaker 14

And they Yeah, I'm sure, at what point did it occur to you when you arrived at a dog show holding a wedding cake? Did you not realize that that was the wrong delivery?

Speaker 1

That's a valid question.

Speaker 17

So I didn't realize it until I sat it down and I took it out, you know, because the doggies were supposed to eat it, And then I was like, that's a wedding cake. I wonder if a couple of these pooches are getting married. And then they started eating it and then one of the organizers came up to me and was like, that looks like a wedding cake and I was like, yeah, well, I assume some of the doggies are getting married. And then they informed me

it was a dog show. And then I got a lot of trouble because doggies are supposed to eat that kind of cake. It wasn't the doggie cake we made for them.

Speaker 14

So oh but okay, just please start fucking for a second. What what can we do to fix this? My wedding is tomorrow. That cake costs thousands of dollars. I already put the last down Cayman on it. What can you do to rectify this?

Speaker 10

I can't.

Speaker 14

I can't believe it my cake to a dog show? Like who does that?

Speaker 17

Okay, so I know this is upsetting news, especially since your wedding is tomorrow and you had your mindset on the cake that we made for your reception. But like, we do have another option for what is the option? So we have a really cool cake. It was the one that was supposed to go to the doggie show. I can give you that one, and we can cut the price in half.

Speaker 14

You can cut the price in half for a cake made of alpo and peanut butter. What what's in this cake? Is it made for dogs to eat?

Speaker 17

It's made for dogs to eat, but humans can also eat it, and it's just really cool. On the cake, it has like a couple of doggies on top, and then it says it's doggy time. So like that could be kind of fun at your reception.

Speaker 14

Yeah, that would be kind of fun if my guests were poodles. It doesn't make any sense to bring a dog cake that's made for dogs to a wedding. I don't even care what it looks like at this point, I don't even care that it says it's doggy time. Do you realize that that is a dog cake made for dogs? My guests are gonna eat this after dinner?

Speaker 17

Okay, Well I did look on Wikipedia and it says like the humans can also eat the dog food. And it doesn't taste like dog food. It tastes like cake. I took a bite of it just a little earlier to see and it tastes you took a bite.

Speaker 14

Out of the cake that you are offering me half price for that. At this point you should be paying me to accept from you.

Speaker 1

Oh, how are you employed?

Speaker 17

Well, are you applied for a job? And then they gave it to me?

Speaker 14

You know, I'm going to get you fired so bad.

Speaker 5

It's doggie time.

Speaker 16

I mean really, you want to tell me that doggy time on my web?

Speaker 2

This is actually Gibil from the Jibil Show, a phone brank on you.

Speaker 1

And your sister set you up.

Speaker 5

Oh pure.

Speaker 14

Through right now. Oh my god.

Speaker 2

She said you're getting married tomorrow and wanted to hopefully release some stress with a phone prank.

Speaker 5

Oh god, I'm gonna kill her.

Speaker 14

I'm literally on inviting her.

Speaker 5

Oh my god.

Speaker 1

Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks time. Vernina's what's trending?

Speaker 2

Also real quick, if you haven't seen the Jewbil Show TikTok account, it's trending today on TikTok.

Speaker 1

Jub is trending today on TikTok.

Speaker 2

If you go to the Jewel Shows TikTok account, well, in the last hit, the last vie is the last video.

Speaker 13

It's a couple of videos down because we have some pinned, but it says meet the team on it and the comments section is wild.

Speaker 2

Producer Brad was just reading the comments section to us. If you don't have anything to do again today, go check out the comment section.

Speaker 1

It's hilarious.

Speaker 2

And one today thought you was a ginger. I thought he was gonna look like Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 1

I did too, I thought he was a ginger. I think it's funny because fa, this has been out for a long time. It's so weird, so funny. All right now, Cybernina, just a little warning. This first story is a little bit gross, but it's absolutely hysterical. I just asked brout off the air. But what's a less gross word for, like boogie? I say bug?

Speaker 2

Yeah, I think that is the less gross word. I think that is, like, okay, like not block it.

Speaker 1

No, that's pretty gross. So did you guys hear about this whole thing with Aaron Rodgers and football last Sunday?

Speaker 10

No?

Speaker 1

Okay, So Aaron Rodgers is a football player. All that stuff, whether you're sportsing or not sportsing isn't relevant. What got caught on camera is and that was him on the sidelines picking a bug and then.

Speaker 2

He hate it.

Speaker 1

A second. That secret to success.

Speaker 13

He's so good at football. That's something we all need to start doing. You're gonna see bros in the gym like, dude, I'm just good enough for him. Bro's good enough for me.

Speaker 1

I thought about Aaron Rodgers in traffic yesterday because I saw a dude do this in his car.

Speaker 2

But anyways, like shove it in there.

Speaker 1

What the video shows. And this is allegedly what was happening based off of viewing this particular video. But now Aaron Rodgers is holding press conferences. That's hilarious to let people know that that's not what he's been doing. And he actually says, I've never eaten a bog in my life. That's one thing I'm very proud of. Was he doing? Then he goes, I gotta be honest. It's tough to try and defend myself because the video is a little incriminating.

It looks bad, but that's not what he was doing.

Speaker 13

He explained what he was. Yeah, is he trying a politician tactic? He's like, you did not see that? Can you just focus on what I did on the field, don't worry about.

Speaker 1

It's a different finger, guys.

Speaker 2

I did not stick my finger.

Speaker 1

So Amazon is trying to give us all a break when it comes to gas. Amazon announced that gas discounts for Prime members is coming. Yes, you will start saving ten cents per gallon at the pump, and it can be redeemed at seven thousand bps AM a CO and PMS all of these different stations across the country, And just so you know, it'll save you almost seventy bucks per year on fuel. Yes almost.

Speaker 13

I was wondering because there's a lot of apps that started to come out, like there was the Upside app and stuff like that, where you'd get like cash back on gas, and I was wondering, anytime cool apps like that come out, I go, when's Amazon gonna do a kind of half version of it? Which ten cents is about half of what everyone else was doing.

Speaker 1

I think they're moving in the right direction. Prime members could get something with something.

Speaker 13

But well, yeah, it's just like when you go grocery shopping, like a lot of stores have the gas.

Speaker 1

Rewards yeah or whatever, like yeah, yeah, So now they're just like, well we can get in on that. Oh my gosh, could you use your Prime points to pay gas? That would be so convenient. Why can't we use points for gas? That would be so smart? Oh my gosh, Amazon on you around the corner.

Speaker 13

Something makes me want to eat a booger.

Speaker 18

Okay.

Speaker 1

Lastly, lastly, Cardi B was pranked by some of her fans. This prank is actually worse than swatting. Somebody had the nerve to call CPS on her child protective what to say that her kids weren't doing so good in that house? Oh my gosh, obviously they're fine. So Cardi wait, is it obvious it's Cardi B. Well, Cardi and her Cardi Way took to Instagram live and was like, you trimp it? So everything's okay, And that's not a good prank to play.

No stay real calls, yeah, because there's probably people that need that a response.

Speaker 2

Cardi B took the Instagram and humped a couch, this kind of stuff she does. She didn't do that, okay, and that's what's trending.

Speaker 19

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Speaker 2

AVA is on the phone today for our first aid follow up and she went on a date with a guy named Justin.

Speaker 1

But now she's getting ghosted.

Speaker 2

So in a few minutes we'll call him and see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date. The first Ava, how long has it been since you heard from Justin?

Speaker 16

Oh my god, it's been like a couple of weeks.

Speaker 19

And you know, I've actually been reaching out to him, and the first time I reached out to.

Speaker 16

Him, he said, have a good day, and then I never heard anything.

Speaker 3

Back from him.

Speaker 1

Okay, so you reached out to him again after that have a good day?

Speaker 20

No?

Speaker 19

I mean, like, it feels like really weird to keep reaching out to this guy, especially if his only response is have a good day.

Speaker 16

I'm worried.

Speaker 19

It's like making me feel really desperate. But at the same time, I really thought we had something. I thought we really connected, and I don't know. I guess just at like one point during our date, I was talking about my job and you know how thankful I was to have my job, and I accidentally call my boss attracted, and I'm wondering if maybe that was like a red flag for him. But I didn't mean it in that way, and if that's how he took it, I'm I'm honestly very mortified with that.

Speaker 1

Okay, Well that sounds a little bit. Can we go backwards though, and talk about how we got to that point, Like, how was your date other than that?

Speaker 5

Oh my god.

Speaker 19

Well, so obviously I had a great time, and you know, I was just thinking the whole time, like basically we started out at halfy hour, which a lot of my friends said that wasn't a correct way to go, but you know, I just had a good feeling about him. And you know, the funny thing is is he's had a great sense of humor. He's athletic. Like we played tickleball and it was like I'd never played before, so it was really fun to have him kind of teaching me the ropes.

Speaker 2

And I was like, yeah.

Speaker 19

Well basically we played pickle ball and then went to happy hours, so.

Speaker 5

Yeah.

Speaker 16

But you know the thing is is, after a.

Speaker 19

While, I was concerned that that was all that there was with us, just like kind of going to a bar and hanging out, because you know, we did some shots and we danced.

Speaker 16

He showed me how to play darts.

Speaker 19

You know, we shared a bowl of peanuts, and eventually we did go back to his place where things got a little you know, heated, and I haven't been with anyone in a really long time, so I'm worried.

Speaker 16

I also may have just bespread with signals.

Speaker 1

Okay, I guess I'm.

Speaker 19

Just worried that, you know, going back to his place after kind of a first date maybe gave him an idea of that that's really all I was looking for, and I kind of thought I was putting it out there that I was looking for a little bit more. So, Yeah, maybe going to his place afterwards was not the best example for me to, you know, try to make it work with a guy like this.

Speaker 16

And maybe that's why he's ghosting me.

Speaker 19

Is if I'm coming on too strong and he's under the impression that all I wanted was a quick hookup. I don't know, it's just I just feel so uncomfortable. I really want to go back and send some time with him. I felt like we had a really good time, but now I feel awkward just trying to check in with him.

Speaker 1

At what point in all of that did it come out that you thought your boss was hot?

Speaker 16

Oh my god, this is embarrassing.

Speaker 19

Basically, I was connected to my boss in such a way.

Speaker 9

I live with him.

Speaker 16

Okay, I'm a nanny, so I actually live with my hawks.

Speaker 19

They actually kind of like hooked us up and you know, told us that we should meet up, and you know, my boss even told Justin that like I was a really cool person to spend time with and that I was a lot of fun. Yeah, I think he even told I think he even told Justin that I was really cute. So again, I'm worried that was like another

RIF flag for Justine, for Justin. So I do think maybe the fact that I may have accidentally just that I thought he was cute, you know, after we were talking about how we were hooked up by him, that that was, you know, definitely something that may aim uncomfortable.

Speaker 16

And you know what the thing.

Speaker 19

Is is, as soon as I said that out loud, I realized it was totally the wrong thing to say, and I tried to kind of like backtrack a little bit, but I think that made him even more uncomfortable.

Speaker 1

Okay, well we'll see we figure it out for you.

Speaker 2

Okay, Well play a song, come back, and then call him and see if you'll tell us why is ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, thank you, do your first dy follow up next. Right in the middle of today's first date follow up, if you're just joining us, Ava is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Justin. So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's a

ghostinger and maybe get her another day. But before we do that, Ava, why do you catch everybody up in your situation?

Speaker 19

So basically, I'm a nanny, which means I live with my employer, and my employer actually kind of set me up with this guy Justin, who's like really fun and kind of amazing, and I thought our first date went really well. You know, we played from sports, we went to a bar. He actually showed me how the stars really intimate. And I may have accidentally, while we were talking about my boss set us up, I may have actually said that I thought my boss was really hot.

And yeah, then after that, he stopped reaching out to me, and I actually made the efforts to reach out to him, and all he said to me would have a good day.

Speaker 16

And I've never heard anything after that.

Speaker 1

Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 3

Yes?

Speaker 1

Leave, here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Justin. Please.

Speaker 18

This is Justin. Who's this?

Speaker 3

Hi?

Speaker 1

Justin? How are you?

Speaker 2

My name is Jewbele, and I host a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 1

Hi, justin the show's here too. My name's Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. How are you?

Speaker 9

I'm good? Good? What what do you guys? What do you guys need?

Speaker 2

We got an email about you from somebody and so we need to call you.

Speaker 5

Okay.

Speaker 1

We do a segment on our show. It's called the First eight follow Up.

Speaker 2

What that is if you go out on a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person can have us email you and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 5

Okay, all right, that sounds interesting.

Speaker 18

Do I know this person? I'm assuming, Yeah, you went out.

Speaker 2

On a date with them, and now you're not talking to them. Do you have any idea that would be?

Speaker 3

My goodness?

Speaker 9

Ava?

Speaker 1

Maybe yes it is.

Speaker 2

Ava can emailed us tell us about your date and is wondering why you're not calling her back.

Speaker 9

I mean, she was awesome.

Speaker 21

We had an incredible time, but you know, just a couple of red flags are starting to pop up, Like we went on on a date. I took her to play some pickle ball and then we went to a bar afterwards. And when we got to the bar, I mean, I don't know if she maybe doesn't go out a whole lot, or you know, she you know, was just blowing off some steam. But I mean she was like

really crazy. I mean I'm talking like, you know, shot after shot and dancing with almost everybody in the bar and grinding like even like kind of grinding when the bartender was kind of like walking by, bringing like some glasses by, like almost kind of like grinding against him, and just super flirtatious. Don't get me wrong, she was cool with me the whole time too. It wasn't like she was just blowing me off, but it was seemed like she hadn't been out in like years or something.

It was just a weird vibe and it was just like super you know, I don't know her that well, and uh so it just it was kind of shocking, you know, because you know, as the day progress, especially as the drinks kept flowing, she kept getting a little more crazier and crazier.

Speaker 9

And we had a blast.

Speaker 21

I mean when we went back, we went back to my place afterwards, and uh you know, you know, everything was great and it was, but it was just I was like, man, this is like this on our first time out.

Speaker 9

You know, what's it going to be like? You know, was going out for a few months.

Speaker 21

So just I just got like I said, red flags were just popping up a little bit, and so just kind of coming.

Speaker 5

A little concerned.

Speaker 1

So she was that wasted, huh.

Speaker 9

I mean she wasn't like falling over like drunk.

Speaker 21

But I mean she was definitely pretty boisterous and like I said, super flirtatious, and you know that may be her personality. And again, she was super cool. If it was only she was ignoring me or something, but she definitely wasn't ignoring anybody in the whole place that night.

Speaker 2

Well, thank you for telling us, man, I appreciate it. Also let you know that Ava is actually on the phone and has been listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 19

Oh my Goshny justin Ava here?

Speaker 3

Uh hey, A, Well, what's up are you?

Speaker 19

Well? You know, honestly, I'm really embarrassed by this whole situation, and I am.

Speaker 16

I'm actually extremely sorry.

Speaker 19

I I guess I just didn't realize I was coming across that way.

Speaker 21

I mean, you know, I love having a good time and I love getting crazy and blown off steam because we all need to do that.

Speaker 9

But it was, uh, I mean, you were like, you know, grinding up against the bartender.

Speaker 3

You were like I felt.

Speaker 21

Like you were flirting with everybody in the place that night.

Speaker 18

And you know, I was just kind of it was kind.

Speaker 9

Of shocking to see from from my point of view, you know.

Speaker 19

Are you I was grinding on the bar center like, I don't even remember that, honestly.

Speaker 18

You know, you remember the dance floor.

Speaker 9

It was back by where they get the new glasses.

Speaker 16

I don't remember the dance floor.

Speaker 18

Oh oh my goodness, that night.

Speaker 9

You sure remember the dance floors.

Speaker 21

But it that way, as said about everybody else in the place that was dancing with you that night, because you pretty much danced.

Speaker 3

With anybody that was down.

Speaker 9

To dance with you that night.

Speaker 5

You were you were ready.

Speaker 19

I don't remember any of that, And honestly, I guess I don't even really remember how much I drank that night.

Speaker 9

Is this like a normal like when you go out?

Speaker 21

I mean, do you get that hammered like every single time you go out?

Speaker 16

You know?

Speaker 2

Just then?

Speaker 19

Honestly, I haven't really been out like that so long, and I must have just not even realized I was really tent up and just kind of went crazy, And oh my god, I can't believe you actually remember me grinding up on just the our tender and doing shots like on and off.

Speaker 16

You know, I'm really normally not like that. Justin I may have just been like.

Speaker 19

Really nervous again, like it's just been so long since I've been out and I've you know, even dated that. I definitely was nervous that night. I guess maybe I just tried to compensate, you know, by you know, having a little to drink and maybe letting loose and you know, reflecting back on that, that was probably not best person of action for me.

Speaker 22

Well, I mean, don't get me wrong, I had a great time too, you know, and my whole thing was I was just worried, like, you know, the next time I go out or we go to another club where we go to a friend's party.

Speaker 21

I mean, is it like every time I bring when there's alcohol around, is this going to be.

Speaker 9

Like a big issue?

Speaker 21

And I just you know, that's the kind of thing I'll worry about, you know, moving forward, if you know, if we end up, you know, continuing this relationship.

Speaker 16

All right.

Speaker 19

I actually really understand exactly where you're coming from. But I just, in full honesty, that's not behave that I do all the time. I am a better person than that, I hold myself to a higher standard.

Speaker 16

So it's just like, I really guess, just thinking back.

Speaker 19

On that night, I don't even recognize myself and more importantly, I don't recognize or remember half the things I did.

Speaker 9

Well.

Speaker 2

Justin would you like to go on another date with Ava? Then we'll pay for it.

Speaker 21

Yeah, I mean, I had such a great time, and I really do like you a lot.

Speaker 3

And again, I just.

Speaker 21

Just trying to look, you know, a few months down the line if we start, especially when I start bringing around family and positive friends and possibly even family, and you know, if you said this is kind of a one off type incident, I mean, I'll take your word for it, And I mean I don't think i'd be down to just god again if you're into it.

Speaker 19

I mean I would really love to, you know, have a second date. And more importantly, I cannot wait to party and grind up against your.

Speaker 1

Moms the first day.

Speaker 5

Follow up.

Speaker 23

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 2

It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramires in a trick or treating game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also, speaking of fall and Halloween.

Speaker 1

Again, sweet treats.

Speaker 2

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You can also dm us at the Jewbile Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com if you want to play. And now it's time to get Victoria's brain all revved up and ready to go. Yeah, here we go, Victoria, answer these as quick as possible. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.

Speaker 1

Wait what if it's wait?

Speaker 22

What?

Speaker 9

Wait?

Speaker 2

What comes once a minute twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Speaker 1

What but it's not coming? Wait, brain's exploding again.

Speaker 2

No, I don't know the letter m what.

Speaker 1

Moment? Thousand years? That's dumb?

Speaker 17

All right?

Speaker 3

You us?

Speaker 1

Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 20

I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.

Speaker 5

All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 2

It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Tristan. What up, Tristan?

Speaker 1

How are you?

Speaker 9

I'm doing great?

Speaker 1

How are you doing wonderful? Thank you for asking?

Speaker 2

Do you think you have what it takes Tristan to take down trivia mastermind beast like Victoria? All right, Victoria, do you think you have what it takes to take down Tristan, what would you describe yourself as right now?

Speaker 1

He sounds real smooth.

Speaker 3

I don't know. I so like, I don't know. I'm a guy.

Speaker 2

Guys, do you have what it takes a take down a guy like Tristan? Victoria is gonna leave the room. Okay, Tristan, here we go. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win?

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, all right?

Speaker 2

You ready? Yep, Here we go, Tristan, your time starts now.

Speaker 1

What is the name of the coffee shop and the TV show Friends?

Speaker 3

Uh Oarbucks?

Speaker 1

What is bee and slang an acronym for.

Speaker 3

All right?

Speaker 1

What is the name of the Kingdom? And the Disney movie Frozen?

Speaker 9

Arundell?

Speaker 1

Jennifer Lawrence has a small tattoo on her hand that says, what what did dogs typically do when excited?

Speaker 5

Wag your tail?

Speaker 3

All right?

Speaker 2

Got that, and we'll bring Victoria back. I hope she gets in that question. I know if he's gonna lose it Tristan. While Victoria is getting settled, what's something you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 14

It just doesn't, and you spread any kindness that is true.

Speaker 2

Absolutely, Thank you Tristan for that, all right, Victoria? Also really quick, spreading money is kindness.

Speaker 13

If you see me out in the streets, spread.

Speaker 2

It, all right, Victoria. Okay, I can answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and you have to beat Tristan outright to win. Yep, you ready think so? All right, Tristan, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 1

What is the name of the coffee shop and the TV show Friends?

Speaker 18

Oh?

Speaker 1

Uh po pa, I don't know? Okay, what is bee and slang an acronym for oh wait wait, I uh, I know, I know, beautiful, I don't. I can't think. What is the girlfriend? What is the name of the Kingdom? And the Disney movie Frozen?

Speaker 3

What?

Speaker 1

Oh?

Speaker 5

I don't know?

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh what Jennifer Lawrence has a small tattoo on her hand that says what.

Speaker 2

He's a tattoo. I'm trying to get to that question. Oh dang it almost there, just the question like how instead of trying to answer the question?

Speaker 1

Just shocked about she has that?

Speaker 3

Really?

Speaker 1

I know we're getting back to the.

Speaker 2

Question TikTok TikTok, tik talk TikTok tk talk. It was a rough game for you today, Victoria. Lightly send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 13

Produce a rad It was easy to score Victoria's zero. Okay, Tristan got.

Speaker 2

To Tristan, Congratulations. You might be just a guy, but today you're a guy that's the champion of U Verse. Victoria, you got one hundred dollars Ma's gift card just for playing too.

Speaker 1

Does that feel good?

Speaker 2

Answers now, Tristan, we just need a little bit more from you, communicated and tell us how you feel.

Speaker 1

All right, we have the answers now. In Nina, I'm sure everybody was screaming at their radios right now because the coffee shop and the TV show Friends is central perk Dang. I knew that Bey is slag for before anyone else. Wait, what like if you're my Bay, I just knew that. I just found that out right now, Like you're my liker by boat, like my boyfriend you would like call your person Bay. But before anyone else,

let me introduce you to my boat. Aaron Dell is the Kingdom in Disney movies Frozen H two O is the tattoo that Jennifer Lawrence has on her hand to remind her to drink water. Wait, and then I'm gonna get sticky. Note. So what dogs typically do when they get excited WHOA is the big show? They wag their tail. Victoria Jubile called it. Yeah, I knew she was gonna be able to handle that question.

Speaker 9

Wow.

Speaker 2

Thanks Tristan for playing and play you for Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all you have to do is d m us at the Jubil Show or go to the jebilshow dot com.

Speaker 7

Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Juble Show.

Speaker 2

Jeff is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend, Kat, who's been dating for three months, might already be messing around. We'll see if we can help him out, Jeff, Sorry, you're going through this, man? What's going on? Why do you think Kat's cheating on you?

Speaker 18

Yeah? Man, I mean look, I'll just.

Speaker 5

Keep her sore and simple pretty much.

Speaker 3

Kat and I go to these parties every I don't know, every couple of weeks or so.

Speaker 5

It's just kind of common friends that we have. I'm an actor, she's an actor. We have a lot of actor friends and nothing.

Speaker 3

We were at one of these parties and I was talking to this one guy outside having a cigarette and he was asking me how I was going with Kat and I was just.

Speaker 5

Telling you, you know, it's going good. I mean I like her. I think I love her so far, so good.

Speaker 3

And then he starts telling me, like to going on this tangent, I'll tell me to be careful, keep an eye out on her. He saw her go in the room with this guy and he was in there and she was in there a long time with them, and that really called me off guard. And I can't stop thinking about this.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's always disturbing, especially when it's somebody that's close to you, like you would hope they're just looking out for you. Did you say anything to Kat?

Speaker 16

I mean I hadn't.

Speaker 3

No, I haven't had a second.

Speaker 21

No.

Speaker 1

Okay, does she act different around you?

Speaker 9

No?

Speaker 3

But I feel like I might start that acting different because it's on my mind.

Speaker 1

Yeah, did this guy like give you details about who she was in the room with or like, was it just kind.

Speaker 5

Of only yeah, I just told me they were just in there. And again he didn't sit there and confirm it that, like you.

Speaker 3

Know they did who knows what, but like he was just saying they were in there a long time.

Speaker 1

And how old do you know this dude?

Speaker 3

She's a friend of mine, he's a homie, I mean when I'm best friends, but I know him.

Speaker 1

Does he like Kat? Like, like is he cool with her being your your girl?

Speaker 18

I mean, yeah, he's my home.

Speaker 5

I wouldn't see why he'd have a problem with Cat.

Speaker 3

He's just kind of.

Speaker 5

Part of our friends. We all hang out at.

Speaker 3

These parties, were all artists. No, yeah, he's he's cool.

Speaker 1

Did you ever think about asking somebody else at these parties, like if they'd seen her doing anything?

Speaker 3

Not not yet at least sure.

Speaker 1

I mean, you don't really want it to get back to her that you're running around you will being like what's my girl doing? So again, probably better that you haven't. Has she done anything like this before? Like does she have a history of cheating that you're aware of?

Speaker 5

Oh no, no, no no.

Speaker 1

And you didn't see where the guy, like the who she went in with, Like if you didn't go check on it, like, oh, let me go, where's my girlfriend?

Speaker 9

I wasn't there or else.

Speaker 3

Of course I would have like investigated or even gone in the room if I actually saw her go in the.

Speaker 5

Room back then.

Speaker 3

And of course this is just I was.

Speaker 5

Sad to me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, okay, well we'll try to figure it out for you already told us what grocery store she's.

Speaker 1

A rewards card member at.

Speaker 2

So we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store and tell her that every single month, we choose one rewards card member at random U guest free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll she if she's see you or to somebody else.

Speaker 5

Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 2

Okay, please, I'll come back and get your to catch heater next right in the middle of to catch a heater and if you're just joining us, Jeff is on the phone, and Jeff thinks that his girlfriend Kat might be cheating. They've been dating for three months. So in a minute, we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards member at and say that every single month, we choose one rewards member who gets three flowers delivered from our Florida department.

We'll see if she sends those to Jeff or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jeff, why don't you catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 5

Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 3

What happened was, I was just like one of these parties with my girlfriend and a bunch of other actor and artist friends of ours. Is just to get together where we just you know, enjoy ourselves during drink a little, play some games, and I was outside having a cigarette with one of the homies. Is just one of our friends that comes to these parties. Off and then he starts to just asking me questions about Cat. How's going with her?

Speaker 5

And I'm telling him, you know, things are going good. I like her, I think I love her.

Speaker 3

It's been three months. And then he's just starts going off on this hand and telling me to be careful keeping an eye out on her and whatnot, and telling me that he saw Cat go in a room with another guy who was in there for a long time.

Speaker 1

And yeah, that's a big juice. He tells you that.

Speaker 2

All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 18

Yes?

Speaker 1

Here we go. Hello, this is Gorbyn calling from nice Weeak to Cat.

Speaker 18

Please, Oh, yeah, she's.

Speaker 5

A sleep right now, No take a message or so?

Speaker 1

This is cat phone?

Speaker 5

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just answering it for she's.

Speaker 2

Passed out right now I can call back. I'm calling from the grocery store.

Speaker 3

What Tim, Tim?

Speaker 5

What are you doing? Tim?

Speaker 3

Who's yo?

Speaker 9

Tim?

Speaker 5

What are you doing?

Speaker 9

What do you Why are you with Cat?

Speaker 1

Tim? This is the Jewbel Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewbil. Yeah, Hi am Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2

And that's your buddy Jeff on the phone. And we do a segment called to catch Cheater. So he thought Kat might be cheating because you kind of said she might be.

Speaker 5

Oh man, yeah, yeah Jeff?

Speaker 3

What Tim? Tim? Are you serious right now? You're the one that wouldn't eat?

Speaker 5

I don't know.

Speaker 1

All right, let's not jump to conclusions even though I have also yep, let's go, Tim. Why are you answering Cat's phone? And why are you there.

Speaker 2

While she's asleep?

Speaker 5

Why do you guys think?

Speaker 1

Okay, so you're not denying it? No?

Speaker 5

No, no, no, How long has this.

Speaker 1

Been going on?

Speaker 9

Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5

What the man?

Speaker 3

Tim?

Speaker 5

What are you talking? What are you doing with Cat? What are you doing?

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 18

Bro?

Speaker 5

Didn't we talk last week? Want you to watch out for her?

Speaker 3

That's what she does.

Speaker 9

He adn't tell me it was you, he piece.

Speaker 5

I mean, yeah, I guess I didn't. But yeah, that was me to.

Speaker 3

Win the room with her, so, like, you know, I got surprised.

Speaker 2

Wait, so when you told him that his girlfriend Kat went in the room with somebody, you were talking about yourself, I was.

Speaker 3

I mean yeah, I mean I was trying to tell me a good dude.

Speaker 5

Let him know.

Speaker 3

You know she kind of know them to do this.

Speaker 1

Bro, you're just trying to help him out by baiting her or like you just wanted to do this, Like do you like her or what?

Speaker 8

What?

Speaker 1

I don't understand. I'm so lost.

Speaker 24

No, everyone just trying of hooks up at these parties, and that's like kind of what happens man there, Jeff, you know you know this is what happens at these parties.

Speaker 25

Bro, Bro, Bro, don't call me bro man, you can't. You're ruined everything. You ruined everything. Yeah, settled down, all.

Speaker 3

Right, you will. I'm done.

Speaker 5

I'm done.

Speaker 9

I'm done.

Speaker 5

I'm done.

Speaker 1

Have me done to this guy? Got some nerve?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 5

Bro, what what happened to the party? Before.

Speaker 24

Okay, if if if I remember correctly here, Jeff, someone instigated something with me a couple of weeks ago and told me that Cat was.

Speaker 5

Probably all doing the same thing. Remember this.

Speaker 3

Look, all I remember is that you are being.

Speaker 5

Piece of trash. You are a piece of trash and the worst bread ever. Damn, just dude, stopping so hard on your phone. Man, Come on, this is.

Speaker 3

Just like whatever.

Speaker 5

Well, like, okay, a couple of weeks ago, I mean, Jeff.

Speaker 18

Kind of you know, instigator, kind of came.

Speaker 5

On to me, told me that Kat was probably all doing.

Speaker 3

The same sort of thing.

Speaker 5

Yeah, Jeff, what, I don't there's too much for me.

Speaker 2

For me too, So did you hook up with Tim?

Speaker 22

So?

Speaker 8

What?

Speaker 5

Well, what's problem with that?

Speaker 3

Huh?

Speaker 1

Well, then you cheated too, did Kat know?

Speaker 5

Yeah? I mean I'm a suspect.

Speaker 18

I can't say anything, but she knows.

Speaker 5

I mean, like being so hard on you though, Bro, It's just it's just fun. I mean, like everyone's just having a good time, you know.

Speaker 1

Okay, I don't know what goes on at these parties. As long as everybody's on the same page, it's a good time. But it seems like we've got a little bit of different ideas, that's true.

Speaker 24

Okay, right, well, Tim, what if I just came over and we talked it out and we can settle this.

Speaker 1

It's not a big deal, dang Tim skirt Jeff, Right now.

Speaker 3

Look now I can be there in like thirty minutes, not that far thirty minutes. You better be here in thirty minutes and you.

Speaker 5

Only have thirty minutes, be quick?

Speaker 2

What okay? For what I think I know? All right, Well, let you guys work it out. Jeff, I'm glad you know you got your answer.

Speaker 1

It happened and done. Take care bye? Okay, all right, the Jewels shows to catch a cheater. So I'm Vernina's what's trending? Have you ever left a fake review just to mess with somebody? No, okay, I've reviews. When I should leave a real review, it just looks like so much work. Well, I'm really glad all of you guys are honest. But for all of you out there listening going maybe just no, you can't get away with that anymore.

The FTC. Yes, the FTC is fighting deceptive advertising, and under the new rule, anybody who participates in a fake online review could be fined up to over fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 13

So all those companies that are paying for reviews, that's who they're targeting. Really, Oh, they're targeting for the positive reviews, right right. You know when you go to like any apartment, any apartment complex, or any sort of auto repair place, they're gonna have a one star. Why because those places suck? Okay, But then you see like nine five star reviews. They don't have any review, it's just the five stars.

Speaker 1

And I guess I was also thinking about people that go and leave bad ones because this one girl I know didn't like a haircut that she got, so she had a bunch of different fake profiles and went under this one person's on Yelp and totally destroyed her career. Wow. I know, it's very infuriating.

Speaker 2

How mad are you about your haircut?

Speaker 3

Mad?

Speaker 2

Like mad for real to recruit people to coach to do reviews and shut them down and reported him to the Better Business Bureau who.

Speaker 1

I think the lesson here is, if you're gonna cut hair, be good at it. I mean maybe maybe wish was it that bad of a haircut? No, it just wasn't the layers that she had asked hair all right, wasn't the right blonde.

Speaker 2

That happens to every woman every time they get their haircuts, because I don't know a single woman that has gotten their haircut and ever come back and been like, it's perfect, it's fine. I don't need to schedule for three days from now to have them touch it up.

Speaker 1

So that happens to you and you want to ruin their career, you could be fined fifty thousand dollars. This is kind of intense, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. It could be a good thing, or I'll just tell you.

Speaker 9

So.

Speaker 1

The final days of One Direction singer Liampaigne will be explored in ABC News Studio special streaming tonight Thursday night, streaming Thursday on Hulu, or streaming now on Hulu. Essentially, so Impact and Nightline are teaming up together to talk to fans, people that were close to Liam, other just random people that knew him, psychologists that didn't necessarily know him. So I think it's just kind of talked through the whole idea of being a fan and affected by it

and what his life looked like. I don't think we've ever really done that before. I don't think with a passing of a pretty big pop star.

Speaker 13

I guess it all just seems I'm just gonna be honest. I think it all just seems like a content grab on a desk.

Speaker 1

I feel like it does. It really does.

Speaker 2

Are going to have psychologists that don't know I'm speculating on things, which, okay, I guess it's an ethical Yeah, it kind of. It just seems strange to me. It does seem like trying to capitalize on somebody's death.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it does. I think the one interesting part that's worth having a conversation about, and maybe the focus isn't Liam, but it is about the relationship between fans and you know, the artist or whoever it is that they're a fan of. I think that's something that's really interesting to explore period. But that doesn't have to do with Liam.

Speaker 2

Yeah, just you know, it's strange.

Speaker 1

Let the man rest in peace. Yeah.

Speaker 2

And by the way, when I go, I hope everybody on the show capitalizes on somehow, like do a week's worth of show speculating on why oneation, I'm.

Speaker 1

Just going to tell everybody I have the biggest secret ever. You just got to give me all the money for it, and I will I'll write the book. We have the book written ghost It should be a cartoon. But yeah, I feel like you've already started it.

Speaker 13

Oh yeah, the book of suble shows book of secrets.

Speaker 1

Yeah you kidding me. I'm gonna I'll just leave you with this real quick say from the plumbers. You'll like this, don't flush your candy wrappers down the toilet. Who's flushing their candy wrappers down the Toiletarently enough people for plumbers to have a p p s A That says don't flush them.

Speaker 13

Wow, And I was a plumber, I would say, no time out. What are these people doing with their marketing? If you're a plumber, say flush your candy down, best way to do it, and then you get all the business while you're at it.

Speaker 2

Flush everything down the toilet. We'll come out there and get it out. That's a really bad business for them.

Speaker 1

That warning, is it? Or they just know they don't like to dig through the toilet. You should get a different job.

Speaker 13

They should link up with that haircut lady and find out what their new career should be.

Speaker 2

Okay, that's what's lex haircut. You go to get its like I just got them. Being a plumber brand new to this. Yeah, you're only doing bowl cuts. That's all I do with bowl cuts. The hair wash on that is just a swirly You guys could go on with the dad jokes on this one. Definitely ubiles secret. Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1

Yes I do. Heay, what is it?

Speaker 22

So?

Speaker 26

I am absolutely infatuated with romantically with a fictional character.

Speaker 14

Yeah, it's so.

Speaker 26

It's from the show that got canceled back in like the twenty tens. It's a show called super Jail, and it's the main character of the Warden and.

Speaker 2

He's super Jail.

Speaker 1

As we all google super Jail. This is a cartoon show.

Speaker 5

Yes it is.

Speaker 26

And I'm literally so obsessed that my entire room is covered in pictures of him Warden fin art?

Speaker 1

Is that right?

Speaker 21

Fan art?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 14

You like the span, aren't you find some artists?

Speaker 3

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Is there a lot of fan art of him?

Speaker 5

Yeah?

Speaker 14

I would save because the art is of him.

Speaker 5

Yeah, and I'm very glad for obvious reasons.

Speaker 2

Well, he's fun looking.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, I love.

Speaker 14

His silly little smile.

Speaker 5

He'sooky, he's my seat crazy.

Speaker 1

The one has a gap in his nuts like I'm curious.

Speaker 26

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I don't want us to like purple shoot and it's gap.

Speaker 17

Yeah.

Speaker 1

So do you have pictures of him, like above your bed or something?

Speaker 18

Oh?

Speaker 14

Yeah, I have.

Speaker 26

They're like above my bed, They're like around my mirror whenever I stay. They're on every single wall of my room, like all four walls. They are on all four walls of my room.

Speaker 1

Wow, are you in our relationship or do you have trouble dating? Or do people get jealous of this guy?

Speaker 26

I am actually in a committed relationship with someone in real life, and.

Speaker 14

He supports me.

Speaker 26

He knows that, like he will always be my number one, not the warden.

Speaker 3

You know, you crush on.

Speaker 2

The warden purple suit and black out his front TEMs.

Speaker 14

I'm trying to convince him.

Speaker 2

Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 14

It is not a problem.

Speaker 2

Yea, hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3

I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1

Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 9

I used to be at.

Speaker 27

GM for Subway and they have no idea how much food I sold, Like how much?

Speaker 5

Like I'm not talking about like a sandwich or some ships.

Speaker 27

So one of the cookies, Like so I was in control of the camera, so I moved the cameras so they're not facing the parking lot, and I would take like just box of cold cut of bread.

Speaker 3

I took the cookies too, Like you gotta take those.

Speaker 1

I mean, is it really stealing if you're just like, you know, borrowing a few things from the place that you put all of your time and energy into.

Speaker 9

Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1

They pay you for that time and energy.

Speaker 5

Well, if you're by mom's birthday party.

Speaker 2

Technically, if you work for Subway or a sandwich art, so you're just taking home your art supplies.

Speaker 5

They didn't buy that.

Speaker 9

They didn't buy that.

Speaker 5

Did they finally catch you?

Speaker 3

No?

Speaker 27

No, no, they were Actually I didn't have one manager come up to me and it's like, hey, let's maybe we should talk to your people about waste.

Speaker 5

The numbers are going, you know, weird numbers.

Speaker 3

I go, you've got it, buddy. I had a meeting.

Speaker 27

I had a meeting and he was there and I was like, listen, I'm not here to point fingers, but we're losing.

Speaker 9

A lot of foods.

Speaker 5

And he give me a thumbs up. It's a good job.

Speaker 1

Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. What's your dirty little secret?

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