White Lies That Backfired

Have you ever told an innocent white lie. It's the double show, of course you have. You know, like, you wake up one morning and you don't feel like going to work, so you pick up the phone and do the usual. You call nine to one one to report that your boss has been running a huge drug operation from his cubicle and there's a big deal going down this afternoon, and if they get there in time, they

People did that in high school all the time. Oh, you wouldn't know him. He goes to the other high school.

Yeah.

Could you imagine their face when they found out they were emerging, like, oh.

No, we just want to stop being bothered about being single, and.

Now here they are.

Dam that sucks. You gotta do that with your family and your colors so much. Somebody just texts it in at four one six one and said, my son wrote his sister's name on a wall and crayon the other day and tried to frame her for it. But she's too young and doesn't know how to write yet. Obviously he got his smarts from his father.

Man, my favorite is when kids lie, though really, you know, when they come up to you all covered in chocolate. I don't know why every kid knows how to do this, But my nephew is five and he loves candy, and so my parents hide chocolate in the little like thing in the kitchen and he knows where it is. So he comes and he gets and he smashes his face, Oliver's hands, it's Oliver's face. And he asked him if he eat chocolate, and just straight up goes, no.

What is that? Why do kids know how to do that?

So far? I all know how to do that.

My daughter just goes, I'm sorry. He stares you down like she doesn't say that she did it. She doesn't say that she didn't. She just looks at you and goes, I'm sorry and then waits for your response. That's dairy, it is, she's going to be. I didn't tell a white lie about the chocolate. I ate, but I don't mind telling a lie about where you went. So you want to ask me about the chocolate again? The police officers show up. I don't mind lying to those guys. I want to ask me one more time about I.

Fight a chocolate all right, I just got real serious playing with my toys. Accurate, we're going over It turned of people sharing the times little white lives have gotten them in trouble. Somebody said I made a fake Valentine's Stake card for my stepdad from a secret admirer, and I put it next to his bed and it caused major drama because he's an habitual cheater and I didn't

Now, okay, the biggest lie I think I've ever said was I'm not hungry or I'm not tired, and then that backfires because I am so.

You know how you know, I don't think I'm capable.

Guys the jubil and ized height usually do the white lie about the height?

But I think at age maybe thirty, you just give up.

Wait, seriously, everybody knows, Victoria, do you have a time a white laves gotten you in trouble? Not gotten me?

But I remember my dad told me a story of my uncle one time, who I guess my grandpa always used to be like, no one ever eat the last piece of pie, like just don't eat it. But he would come home and I think he'd be drunk, and he would always eat the last piece. But he would tell my grandpa in the morning, oh the cat ate it, Like what the cat got into it?

Like how does that even happen? Whatever? And eventually I think the cat died, And so the cat died.

But like he came home drunk one more time and he ate the last piece, and so my Grandpa's waking up going like there's no cat, like where's the last piece? Like what the heck? And he goes, oh, crap, like sorry, like I've been eating this entire time, and he's like, are you serious, and got like so mad at him.

But Victoria's uncle comes home drunk a lot.

When he was younger. Okay, the younger ages. I have no position to judg but damnly Okay.

Somebody else's white lives backfired on me though, when they told me that they were single.

And then.

And then her baby mama came to find me at work at the gym that I was working at at the time.

Baby mama, Yeah, there's it.

Was my boss at the gym. We were hanging out because he was single. And then one day this girl came in, well she was pregnant at the time. Actually she came in looking for me and she was gonna hurt somebody.

And I was like, oh my god, this isn't my fault. Wait, Nina, but that's your boss. Okay, what doesn't matter.

Too.

He didn't tell me that he had a woman that was knocked up. I didn't know she lived in the house.

She was hold on Timeoutna, You keep presenting her as if she's some random that was his legitimate It's not baby, mama, this is not.

Some random girl house. This is not her. This is him.

I know.

It's his high that got me in trouble.

He told me fully pregnant girlfriend living in his house and you just don't know.

Yeah, while she hunted me down so we didn't have.

To go, just tried to go to her boyfriend's work.

Going over. I turn to people sharing the time white lives have backfired on them. Somebody tested in at four one six one and says when I was in high school, I went number two in the doghouse just for fun and blamed it on the dog kill. But I forgot my mom at a ring camera back there. She sent me to therapy for a while. It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Pee Deekins calling from apartments. Is this Kelly? Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly,

Yeah, I know what a roommate is.

Why are you saying I have a roommate.

Because I bought apartment to.

Not have a roommate. Yeah, so that was the plan. But realized this morning that one of our favorite kookie characters from the neighborhood has sort of decided to set up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His name is Johnny, and call him crazy Johnny around here.

I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squad living in my apartment right now, saying the apartment I'm moving into today.

Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was gonna be leaving, and he said some things in gibberish and spat at me. So I didn't get a chance to really talk to him? Are you kidding me?

Like?

What are you running at halfway house right now?

I'm sorry?

Like, why is he in my house?

Or you have to get him.

Out of there?

You could lower your voice because I don't want I don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't really want to make him upset. But hey, everything is good to go.

And you've got to be kidding me right now?

Why aren't you calling the police?

Oh?

Well, well, because we like him. You know, he's a nice guy at times. And are you're kidding me?

He might be a nice guy to you.

This guy is not living in my apartment.

I swear to God, you better be out of there before I am there.

You haven't heard the best part. I'm sorry, the best part.

Like I this is unbelievable.

What is going on? We are prepared to offer you ten percent off your first month's rent if you'll just, you know, take in Crazy Johnny for just a little while until we figure out how to get him out of your place.

Ken percent off.

I would get half that if I had a roommate.

You want me to room with a guy named Crazy Johnny?

Crazy Johnny in the ferrets? Yeah, that's Crazy Johnny. What his ferret? Yeah, he has a ferret band. Actually, it's pretty interesting that he's taught up.

What this has got to be? What are you hitting me?

It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his ferrets how to play the drums. Actually, I mean, are you what?

I don't even understand what's happening right now.

I am not moving into an apartment with a guy named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment. I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely am. I'm going to be calling the cops on you guys if he is not.

Out right now. To be fair, the Fair band does have a curfew of ten, and Crazy Johnny has never missed it. He always gets him off the drums at least by nine forty five.

This is unbelievable.

I swear to God, I am calling I am calling the cops on you.

I can't, Kelly, not be legal, Kelly.

This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on you and your boyfriend. Jake set you up. He said you guys are moving in together and wanted to mess with you on your moving day.

I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.

What Okay, well now I have to get back at him.

I can't deal with right now.

Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. Time for Nina's what's trending?

So jen Z is bringing back another thing that was cool once upon a time, but this time it may be not a good thing.

What is it? Gen Z is bringing back the tanning bed? We are?

Yeah, I lived in a tanning flan for a long time. By the way, I mean, it was a great job and it was a good time because you double dip and all that stuff.

But it's so bad for you double dip.

Yeah, you would go like in a regular tanning bed, and then after that you would go into the one with the UVA race which is supposed to make them deeper, So then you would double dipped.

Super illegal, right you could? Yeah, it is illegal.

You're only supposed to be exposed to like UV light for a certain amount of time when it's in a salon. So that's why you can never tan unless it was like fourth and twenty four hours, really every twenty four hours.

Yeah, So yeah, newsflash, victorias are harmful.

Okay.

Vitamin D de bred yeah, so this must be the narrative that gen Z is telling themselves because they've found themselves in the Tanning slan so much so that there are different dermatologists that are issuing warnings to remind gen Z that this Y two K trend is probably not one that we should be at again.

Are they trying to bring back the orange person?

I think so.

Yeah.

Back in the nineties it was so cool. I know all about that they had orange people, and you, guys, I want to look like it. I would follow me on my oompalloopa journey here.

Oh my gosh, you totally could. And then you could do one of these costumes for Halloween and really own it. Because Chipotle is teaming up with the Halloween Spirit Stores for a whole line of their own Halloween costumes, so that might go together if you're trying to be like a spicy burrito.

Honestly, my first thought was just the ingredients, not the final product.

I don't know why. I was like, who's walking around here? Is like lettuce or like the corn salsa they have?

They have a costume that is supposed to be a fork and it's just a black onesie. That's good they're not really breaking the bank into the development of.

These particular costumes.

But just because it's Chipotle, they are planning on making money out of it. Also, they have a lip bomb that's sold out that tastes like different types of like Chipotle.

Really, I have a tortilla blanket, so I can already be a Victoria rito like a burrito.

But yeah, story believe that. And lastly, Twilight is coming back.

There's a lot of nostalgia in this particular trending, but it's coming back in an animated series.

What at Netflix?

I like that it's easier to make things sparkle when they die in animation.

I like that. Either I don't really want to see an animated Twilight. I don't either.

I feel like I would be okay if they did one of those shows. I don't know.

I like the movies.

Were the movies like, they're so good you can't redo it.

Yeah, let's be done with it.

Go on a different story.

Maybe it's Bella and Edward's like daughter, Oh, you know what I mean, and it goes a different direction.

But anyway, if you're into it interesting.

Was that like the Fuller House version of.

I mean, I feel like i'd like that Tylight is Actually it's going to be based on Midnight Sun. You would like to be specifics out, there's that coming to Netflix.

And that's what's s trending. It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Juble Show. Julia is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her boyfriend Tony for six months, but now she thinks that something might be going on, so we'll see if we're going to help her out. Julia, what's up? Why do you think that Tony might be cheating?

Well, actually, we're both in relationships right now and we've been seeing each other.

We work together.

We've been seeing each other for about six months, and we made a pack that we were going to break up.

With our significant others so that we.

Could be together.

And I don't know, he seemed kind of hesitant about it, so I'm not sure what's going on. He's been It's not that he's been avoiding me, but you know, we don't usually talk at work anyway, Nobody really.

Knows what's going on.

It's just he seems to be very distant, so I don't know if he's changed his mind and anytime I ask him about it, he just kind of ignores me and walks away. You know, we fall in love and we didn't want to see you, you know, make the other my boyfriend or his girlfriend feel bad. But at the same time, you know, whenever you find your true love, then you need to embrace it. So I'm just trying to figure out if what's going on with him? Did

Yeah, it's hard to ask these questions though, because does he live with his girlfriend? Do you live with your boyfriend?

I mean, well, my boyfriend and I.

Talked about living together, and he stays there sometimes, but he works a lot, so Tony actually comes over to my place quite often. He lives with his girlfriends, and you know, he comes up with excuses why he has to be out of town, and so, yeah, you know, he seems to enjoy whenever he's with me, and I just I don't know. I told him he can move in with me. He just seems to kind of, I don't know, ignore me now, So I need to know what's going on so that I can just continue.

You know, do I need to keep my boyfriend around or.

Girl respectively? This is like a cheating inception your father, father, who else is cheating one? Yeah? But okay, so you're saying, if he doesn't leave his girlfriend for you, you're going to stay with your boyfriend anyway, which that probably isn't a good idea.

I don't, you know, my boyfriend's super, super nice. You know, he just feed Dohm and seem like we've kind of grown distant. We've been together for a while, a couple of years, and it's just, you know, whenever you get kind of in that spot where you just think that you need to move on, and so he's so nice, then I wouldn't want to give that up. But at the same time, it's like, you know, what do you do? It's it's confusing, and it's it's a hard.

Place to be in.

Okay, so both of you guys are technically cheating with each other. But now you think that he might be more serious about his girlfriend or do you think there's someone else?

I think, well, that's a good question.

It's because we just kind of casually started talking at work and started hanging.

Out, and nobody knows that work.

You know, We've tried to keep it very very quiet, and but he maybe he does have somebody else, Maybe there's a third person here that I don't even know about.

How does he have the time? Yeah? I know this is a lot for you.

So I'm sorry I'm making jokes, but I'm trying to digest how this is all working too.

You know, try to try to think about it. Whenever you're with somebody and you're like, Okay, you're comfortable and they're so nice.

And then all of a sudden you meet what.

You believe is your true love.

You know, what are you supposed to do with your child and things? Things just kind of evolve.

And so is he telling you that he's going to leave his girlfriend then and he hasn't yet?

Yeah, yeah, that's that.

Was our pact and I'm ready to leave mine, but I'm not going to just up and be alone if he's not going to do the same thing. So I need to figure out if he's truly committed to our pact or if maybe he did find somebody else.

Maybe he's waiting for you to do it. Maybe he doesn't think you're gonna do it because you haven't. Maybe he's maybe I.

Don't know, maybe he is. Maybe that's the answer to the question. It's just a matter of finding out what's you know, what's he thinking.

Okay, well, you told us what grocery store he shops at and is a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song come back, and then call him and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month, we choose one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department. We'll see Ve, Senzo, see you, or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, well play so I'll come back. You're to catch a teeter next, if you're just joining us for

Well, we met at work, fell in love, and.

We made a pack that we were going to leave.

Our current significant others to be together, and he just has drifted away. So I'm trying to figure out why, if he's still as interested or what's going on.

Okay, all right, you ready for us to call him?

Yeah? Yeah, let's get this fun.

Okay, here we go. Hi, this is Gorble calling from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Tony. Yeah, this is Tony, Tony. How are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to tell you congratulations. You're this month big winner.

All right, what exactly did I win?

Oh? Maybe you haven't seen. But every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards card member to say thank you very much for shopping with us by gifting you free flowers delivered anywhere in the United States from our four department. You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered anywhere, totally on us. It's actually a three hundred and fifteen dollars value.

All right, yeah, okay, great.

So here's how it works. I can take down the information over the phone in just a few minutes. So if you know who you want to send them to right now, I can take that information right now.

Yeah.

No, let's just share it now on the phone some time.

Okay, great. So first I'll need the first and last name of the person you'd like to send them to you.

Yeah, it's Emma.

Okay, Emma, all right, and would you like to include a card and anything in that card?

Sure? Yeah, that's just something simple. I love you baby.

Happy anniversary, hopefully many more to come. Our anniversary is coming up.

Oh well, happy anniversary. How long you guys been together.

Here's a couple of years.

Well, Tony, thank you very much for the information there. Now, i'd just like to tell you that this is not the grocery store. My name is Jubel. That's the radio show. It's called the Jebel Show. Yeah shows here. Hi am Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment on the radio were called to catch a teater and your girlfriend Julia is on the phone.

Are you serious? What are you doing? What are you stupid?

Like?

What you would you him?

Don't you dare call me that. You have been ignoring me and you've been walking away. We made a pack to be together and now now you're just being I mean, I try.

To walk to the radio.

You want to talk about the fact that we're both cheating on our significant others on the on the radio.

No, it's not crazy. It's still you can't do that.

Okay, you're out there and crazy, but no, I'm not being crazy. You are being a complete arm total.

You put us on the radio. This is I put it on the radio because me.

Now he got there and said, oh, you're the love of my life. I'm going to leave Emma right, I mean she's guys, but whatever you said that you were going to be with me, and it's about time that you own up and you you need to tell everybody this is what you've been doing.

You've been with me, you say you.

Love me, and then you just ignore me.

Okay, this is your idea. This seems like a good idea. This is your way of trying.

To get me to like this is this is this is your big plan was to put us on the radio and tell the whole world that we're cheating on our significant others.

Like this is crazy. I can't believe.

Whatever Jack is. You know, now, if he finds out, then find whatever. Our relationship is going down anyway, But for you to sit there and tell me that you love me you're going to leave her and then send her roses and sit they're say.

Happy in a grocery. Are you serious? I mean you're getting mad at me, but you're you. I can't send him.

I couldn't send him to your house, like yeh, you have a boyfriend.

Because you spend them to your house?

What am I crazy? Spend the night?

No, it's not nuts, you know what.

You just have to get over yourself and need this side.

Are you going to be with her?

Are you going to be with me?

Hello, my gosh, I can't believe this is how you're doing this.

This is just.

Yeah, you both are stressing me out.

Look, okay, you guys, he's sitting there trying to right now.

If you hear him.

Regardless, No, it's not okay. Then you need to talk to me about stuff. Well, you're in the worst possible position. You realize that you're on the radio position by Okay, I didn't listen. You don't do that.

You're you were involved in this too, Okay, don't don't put this on me.

I know Scott involved.

Okay, it's plan for this.

You know you didn't plan for it.

Okay, But you're gonna sit there and tell me that I'm crazy for going on the radio. Well, I'm calling you out. You have to make a choice, and you know what she deserves to know.

Neither of them.

That's the whole point.

We want to.

Hurt either of them. That's the whole point. We didn't want to hurt them. Okay, neither of them.

Now you're hurting, You're owning up to it. Now you're saying that you don't want to hurt her. Okay, Well you should have left her. You should have left her already. And I hear and send the flowers. Oh, how the anniversary.

Things things have been going better with Emma?

Well, congratulations, I mean, what do you want me to say, I'm so.

Happy for you. I don't I can tell you what I did.

Put it out on the radio for the whole world. Like, that's not the mature way to handle this.

Well, I think you went past mature whenever you saw you started ignoring me.

Or when you decided to have two girlfriends. Okay, yeah, so you can say what I was adults.

You know what I'm done, and Emma deserves to know. So I'm gonna thunder an email right now. She deserves No, she.

You have.

I'm done by your place to do, Tony. She hung up, and now, Tony, Wow, I don't know what just happened. That sounds stressful, Yes it does. It made me really uncomfortable.

Yeah.

I wasn't even sure we should have helped her out because she was already cheating. And then, well, at least thanks for the entertainment. Is that what we call it? That was crazy at this point. Yes, they're both cheating. They're both in the wrong.

The Jewels shows to catch a cheater.

I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong. You were right.

You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.

All right, as long as you willing to admit that.

It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, Your chance to take on our own Victoria mirrors in a glamorous game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also, speaking of being all glammed up, Macy's has got you covered with one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's because not only are they here to hook you up for you versus Victoria, They're also here to help you live your most glamorous life Macy's ten Days of glam event.

You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Brianna. What's up, Brianna?

Hello?

How are you?

Kay?

How are you guys?

Wonderful? Are you ready to take on Victoria?

I am yeah.

Do you think you have what it takes to be Victoria? In other words, do you think you can string together one answer?

Wow?

I hope so.

All right?

How are you feeling, Victoria? I feel pretty confident? Ish? Okay, half and half? All right, click a mid We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while she's outside, here we go, Brianna. You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass and okay. Victoria has to beat you all right to win? Okay, okay, all right, doors closed. She's outside and here we go. Your time starts now. Who directed the movie Jaws?

Oh?

Okay.

What is the name of the first Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Secrets. What is the name of the first Disney Princess snow White? What is the name of the first man to sail around the world.

Christopher Columbus? What state does Stranger Things take place in? Fast? Who is the author of the Harry Potter book series.

Jane Rowled something?

All right, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio and while she's getting settled, Brianna, what's something that you would like the world to know today.

I studied for this as much as I could. I have watched plenty of TikTok.

And I don't think I just really studying to play the game.

I did play the game. I was studying, like trying to get into Harvard law.

I just picture a movie montage of you in a bunch of books, you know, all night, fallen asleep on your books, and then your husband or do you have a husband, Yes, I do, okay, Yeah, your husband comes in, you know, put you know, put you to bed, you get back up, brings you coffee, and you're just over again. All right, Victoria is in the studio, she's all studied up to. Oh that's what I do every night. I shall have an all right, here we Victoria thirty seconds.

All right?

And who directed the movie Jaws?

Uh?

Student Tilberg? What is the name of the first Harry Potter book Social Stone? What is the name of the first Disney princess?

Uh Ariel? What is the name of the first man to sail around the world?

Uh?

Dual Rush? What state does Stranger Things take place in?

Which state? Kansas? Who is the author of the Harry Potter book series?

Right?

Oh?

Oh?

J K Rowling? Jake you know is it? JK j R? Kim take an answer, j Ham What have you jam not?

Jake?

Jake Caroling? Jabright, k just kidding. Let's see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Brihanna, you got two? Didn't you get any?

Victoria got too correct as well?

Whoa nice? Yeah, that's a victory though? Whichure has to beat you outright, And when we congratulations, you're studying paid off and you got one hundred dollars gift card just for playing.

Thank you.

Yep, all right, let's get the answers now with Nina. Steven Spielberg did direct Jaws.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the name of the first Harry Philosopher.

Oh they changed it for the movie, didn't they? Dang it?

No?

Why is the first Disney princess? Ferdinand Magellan was the name of the first man to sail around the world.

I kind of Indiana. Columbus is a jump. I'm just going to keep I'm going to keep going before we take a turn.

Hawkins, Indiana is the state that Stranger thinks about. Indiana's worse it takes place.

JK.

Rowling is the name of the author that writes the Harry Potter book series. And that's as far as we got.

Did I get three right?

No?

No, I got you got to I don't know where I got the third one from. I would have give you an extra point of you to call Christopher Columbus a chump, but you didn't. Well, I said your name instead, isn't that better. Yes, it is quite batter. I was going to say, is that what you're trying to tell him?

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Jenna is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude that she really liked. His name is Nico. We'll call him in a few minutes and see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger, maybe get on another date. But first, Jenna, how long has it been since you heard from Nico?

Well, it's been about five days since our date officially.

So what was your last interaction with him?

Oh?

Well, we Well, first I met him at this party at a friends party, and I saw him.

Across the room and it was just like spark like it was.

He was like the hotted guy I'd seen in a minute and like and I guess she kind of felt the same way about me, because we spent pretty much the entire party talking wow and.

Like to the point where everyone's like, okay, everyone has to go home. And so we decided to go on a date since we were having such a good time, and he.

Took me to this restaurant, which is his favorite, and it was a Greek.

Restaurant and he.

The same night as the party, or a different different night.

Yeah, it was.

We made plans to go on a date and so yeah, so he found this restaurant, but apparently he already knows so restaurant because.

He knows the owner.

And so we got like the VIP treatment and he kept calling me, he kept joking calling me his wifey, which like I'm not taking.

Too seriously, but it was just like okay, well, it's like he gets it, like this is a pretty cool connection that we have.

And so like he was telling about his childhood and like how connected he feels with his culture and like how he never really knew his dad and.

His dads have Greek, so uh so as a.

Way of like trying to get to know him better, he really dove into the Greek culture. And like, I don't know it just I just really loved how vulnerable he was being on this first date.

And you know, like I said, he was getting the VIP viap treatment. So you know that the uzza with chloeing.

Like we were dancing and yeah, and so afterwards I went back to his place and we hooked up, and so yeah, then two days since I texted him last, and like five days total since that date.

What did you say in the text?

I don't know, because this love it. You know, it was just such a good date and it was just like.

I texted him and saying like how how good of a time I had and how I kept replaying it over and over and he responded with, you know, a herd eye emoji.

And then I didn't hear anything for like two days.

So I texted him again asking him when we were going to go out, and I haven't heard anything.

So now I'm just like, what happened?

Yeah, even since you was a hardy I emoji and then nothing and it was calling you white right, But it was just.

Like, I mean, I wasn't I mean, I'm not reading into it too much, but it was just like, yeah, this is the great.

Is there anything you can think of that could possibly be a reason that he wanted he would want to go to?

Well, since I've been over analyzing this over and over.

At one point he did ask me what my three favorite things in my purse.

Were, and so I said, lip gloss, gum, and uh Anti bacterial gel.

She said that you bet he thinks that he finds it really unattractive when women shoe gum, and so I was like, okay.

Roger did Okay, Okay, if that's.

If that's like your one red flag, I can deal with that. So so I didn't choot gum at all when I was with him, But I don't know, maybe he was just maybe he just hated the fact that I had it at all.

I don't know.

I don't know if that's If that's the reason he's not calling you back, that would be ridiculous, ridiculous, and that would be a flag on your.

Yeah, well that's I'm calling you, guys. I don't understand what happened.

Well year it out. We'll play a song come back, and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks, all right, places on, come back, get your FURSDA follow up next, Rand's wand of your first day follow up if you're just joining us at Jenna is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Nico. So we're about to call him and see if he'll

I met Nico at a party and we really hit it off. So we decided to go out on a date. And it was to this awesome Greek restaurant. Why he knew the owners, and we had a great time, and you've been even joking calling me whyfy?

And we ended up hooking up. And now I haven't heard from him, and I don't know if it's because I have. I said I loved gum, but I decided not to chew it when I was around him, So don't I just don't know what happened.

Okay, we'll see if that is it. We're gonna call him right now.

You ready?

Yeah?

All right?

Here we go.

Hello.

Hey, is this Nico? Yes, Nico was some man. How are you? My name is Jewbell from a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Nico, whole show's here. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you?

I am good? What is it what is it about?

Well? Have you ever listened to the show before them?

I believe I have.

Yeah, we do a segment on our show that's called the First Aid follow Up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from somebody that you went out with recently. Okay, her name is Jenna right, and Jenna wants to know why you ghosting her.

I just.

I just think it didn't didn't work out. I think it's a good long term matchup with Jenna.

Why do you say that?

I mean, it's kind.

Of like maybe embarrassing.

I don't want to be rude or anything, but I don't know.

It's just kind of smelly for me say that melly smelly?

She you know, it's just her bad breath. Man like she had bad breath.

I could, you know, I could deal with it for a night, but future wife, you material can't be smelly, you know what I mean?

Excuse are I think? Are you kidding me? You and me eating garlic dip all night. I'm not a wizard.

I can't not make my breast all bet after eating a bunch of garlic.

And you go, that's Jenna. She's on the phone and listening and wants to talk to you.

I got that I have garlic breath? Are you nut?

I just did?

You told me didn't like gump chewing. I wouldn't. I wouldn't had williness if you oh yo yo, come down.

That was that was garlic miss was mixed with like a trash can.

No way, no guy, No one has ever told me, I think before this is the ass, No way, like whatever this is?

This is, this is this is the I can't no ways.

Yes, it's not like a funeral home in there going on, like it's.

Not able to sell anything over that mountain of coloney doused yourself in beforehand.

You've worked on you, didn't it nice?

Really charming?

Pla frushing up that breath and get you some Colgate?

Well, if you.

Weren't such a weirdo, it didn't allow you gum then I.

Thought it last. I don't think you should be you.

I mean, if you need to chew gum because your breath is that bad, you've got bigger issues.

You know, you got to see a professional.

You you hooked up with her too, Like if it was so bad, how did you get through that?

I mean, like I said, one night it was. You know, I dealt with it, you know, I closed the deal.

But yeah, I don't think it's owing thing. I'm sorry, just being real.

Jenna, you're dodging bullets.

Man, this can't really be the reason. What else? What else happened? Why else? It can't because it can't be my breath, It can't. That isn't what it is? What else? What else happened?

What else?

Aren't you not telling me?

No?

Girls, you're broad, like a like a locker room in there, like I don't know, like like I don't know what, like a gym stock, like you had a gym stock in your mouth.

I don't know, I'm shit suck.

But like, if it was chronic, wou't you have noticed that the first night you were talking to her? So if she had garlic mixed with whatever else she ate that night, like that could be a side effect of that, which would mean that next time that wouldn't be an issue.

No, it was an issue. It was always an issue.

You know, I need somebody who can eat garlic and and not smell like a foot even if it was garlic.

Who is carlican doesn't smell like a scarle.

Like I mean, I don't. I don't even know how you were able to taste the garlic.

Every time I open my mouth, I would just get washed or whatever bad cologne that your grandpa has expired from his shelf. Those things expire, buddy, You're not supposed to be wearing cologne for fifty years.

You should be getting a new model by now. Phone is worth. It doesn't matter. I'm not in your shit.

I'm going out with your broke anyway.

Broke?

How am I broke?

I don't know.

Maybe you had to take me to your friend's restaurant so that they could hook us up because you can't pay for a normal meal on your own.

I still have to ask the question, Nico, would you like to go out with Jenna again on another day? We'll pay for it.

Uh No, I'd rather date someone who doesn't smell like there's a toilet in her mouth.

Oh my gosh, was this harsh?

That's fine with me. I'd rather go on a date with someone I didn't have to fake.

It with.

Jule's first date follow up time for Nina's what's trending?

So there's a new therapy buzzword that people are throwing around, not only are we triggered in the streets, we also have analysis paralysis. What And actually I think this is great because the next time your man's out here asking you maybe what you want for dinner, I have analysis paralysis.

I just don't know.

Oo.

It's a new thing for being indecisive.

Yes, it's a term that a psychologist has coined on TikTok for anybody that doesn't know what they're going to wear, what they want to eat, where they want to go.

You just go.

Instead of saying I don't know, you just claim that you have analysis paralysis, so you are just indecisive. Yeah, but analysis prolys just sounds way better, especially if you're a guy and you don't want to decide where to go to eat, and she's like, where do you want to go?

It's just like, you can't get mad at me for not figuring it out to have analysis paralysis. And then that's when she goes, oh, how do you thank you so much for sharing with me that you're telling me how.

You try to.

Have analysis? It's churching it again. I don't love that. So how fun with that?

Because we are already there may be another word that describes you that's not analysis prolysis. Maybe you all identify as someone who's basic, and if you are, if it's a good chance you'll be very excited about this new experience that Starbucks is offering because it is the ultimate pumpkin spice experience.

Are they sending you to a pumpkin farm? No, this is just.

No.

It's three new pumpkin spice creations that you get to sample and experience if you're at one of the locations.

So it's for a limited time.

They're limited ticket sales and it's only going to be at select reserves, including the one in New York, Chicago, and Seattle. So if you find yourself near a reserve, get that pumpkin spice too.

Mad tickets to an event at Starbucks?

What okay, it says the coffee king.

You wouldn't go, and I would not purchase tickets. I would just go buy the three drinks and try them.

That's probably cheaper than charge.

I'll know.

Maybe you get to walk through a pumpkin spice mister. You know it's like this whole experienced tell he's a man with the water disru costume.

And on a completely different note, lastly, I will share that Lamborghini is bringing us something we've never seen before.

It's a baby stroller.

Lamborghini is only producing an extremely limited amount of them, so if you want it, you got to sign up and get in line.

Now we don't know how much.

It costs, but it is described as an exhilarating fusion of luxury fabric and precision engineering. So babies or whoever wants to discover.

It, well, that might be the only Lamborghini I could ever afford. I'm definitely gonna.

Be rolling around in that small enough or not roller states Yeah, how does that not make you feel bad? I can't afford uh a stroller shoe Lamborghini?

Are you kidding me?

Every dad poser who can't afford a Lamborghini's about to get this.

Yes, for single dads are going to start pushing those around as they shop for baby mama, future baby mama.

It'll be like those jes see that have Toyota keys, but with a Porsche keychain on LAMBERGI Yeah, they op in their Corolla and drive off.

I will definitely say something about you, There's no doubt.

But that's what's trending. Jewbles dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey there, Hey you have a dirty little secret.

I do.

So.

I wasn't doing well in my life and I had lost my job. I didn't have a place to go, and luckily my brother and his wife they were very sweet and they invited me to come over fashion their guest room, and she went as far as to get me a job. I'm super happy. I'm plateful. But she started to buy me like little cousins and gifts to kind of get me on my feet, like work clothes, jewelry to kind of go with the outfit. And then she started hitting on me.

Didn't see that coming, and you know, she started.

Making moves and then we ended up cooking up. I did, I did. Oh, And it's still going on. Oh, it's nice and it's fun, but obviously it's very awkward because of how she's related to me. Yeah, and he obviously has no idea, he doesn't know, he's not just all He just thinks we're really good friends and he keeps like happy that we get along so well.

I'm sure he is, you know. Wow, Can I ask for how long it's been going on?

About two and a half two and a half three months, Okay, Okay, I won't say years.

So Yeah, no, that would be really horrible. I mean, I don't know what else to say other than I hope it works out. Are you for everybody? Yeah? Yeah, I hope he never finds out. That sucks.

I hope he doesn't find out. Yeah. I don't know what to do, Like, do you love her?

Or is it just fun?

I think it's just fun.

Okay, then you know what to do. Yeah, keep having fun. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

You're walk so thanks for bye.

Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Okay, I'm gonna try to catch my breast because I can't believe I'm matically talking to your doo.

I'm talking to you. This is cool.

So I I have illegal chickens.

Wait, what do you say? You have a legal chicken? Wait?

What?

I have a whole gang of them? Really? That is cool? That is cool.

That's actually like, are you a millennial? That's a trend among millennials is to have a bunch of chickens.

What why? I don't know. I read an article about it.

Can you believe it?

The league?

Oh my city?

Well do they make noise?

My hand?

Yeah?

No?

Oh that's great. That's crazy. What happens if they find out you have all these illegal chickens.

Okay, so they find somebody. But they said they didn't live in ten days, and if they didn't, they were going to find them five hundred and fifty dollars a day.

Oh it is that's wild. Why can't you have chickens? I know, what do you do with the chickens?

I eat their eggs.

I don't know why. That's funny. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. It's definitely safe with us. You're funny. Thank you. Yeah, hopefully that I felt whispering.

Can you write? But I'm honestly, I can't believe I'm still whispering.

Have a good day.

You can lie by.

What's your dirty little secret?