The Jubal Show's Not-So-Presidential Debate

Have you ever thought that you could do a way better job running this country than the nincompoops we currently have in charge? Me too every day. Well, now is your chance, because in honor of the vice presidential debates, it's your chance to debate some hot topics against any member of this show that you choose. So call us right now eight eight eight your three four three one o six one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. And don't worry, We're not going to

A x x x io Yeah, triple x action. The only place you can get that is here. So let's go to the phones and see who's ready to debate? Hello, who's this?

Hi?

Who is this? Ohen Noveleene? How are you? Did you watch I'm Great? Did you watch the vice presidential debates?

No?

That's just why.

Good point. Well, are you ready to debate one of the members of the show about something?

Yeah?

Who do you want a debate? You can choose?

Uh, I wanted Nina?

You want a debate? Nina? Okay, all right, Alina, you do to go first. Okay, we'll put thirty seconds ish on the clock and yeah, pineapple on pizza. Okay, go for it, pineapple on pizza and go for it.

It sucks, It just sucks. I need to know why you guys like it?

Is that a mic drop? Nita? Do you have anything to say? About pineapple on pizza and while you.

Like it, yeah, I do. It offers more nutrition when you have a bite of pizza. You get a little vitamin C in.

There when you have a bite of that pineapple.

And when fellows are eating that pineapple pizza, it really pays off.

Now let's think about the sweat and salty combination as well.

You've got your cheese, and you've got your pineapple for the little sweet bite, and then you've got bread. It just feels like every food group and that way, you're so much more satisfied after you're done with the PIEA Like, there's nothing like that sweet syrupt.

It sounds like an actual presidential debate is sweet and salty. What else could you ask more?

You just get a Why don't you just get a vegetarian pizza? Like, no need to put pineapple? Why put sweet?

Get a vegetarian pizza.

It's not that hard.

I don't want a vegetarian pizza, Navelen.

I want the sweet and salty with my meat.

We thank you for debating. I'm not sure who won that, but I'm sure they'll be talking about it on Twitter or ex or whatever you call it. The first ever Well, done though pubil show not so presidential debates where you get to choose remember of the show and debate against them about the things that actually matter. Hey, Kia, Kaya, Kaya, how are you good? Who would you like to debate?

Would I like to debate?

Oh?

I get a choice, Yes you do. Producer bread. Okay, dangerous, let's go Producer bread and Kaya are now debating. Is a hot dog? Is a hot dog a taco or not? Kaya? You can go first. You have the floor.

Oh, a hot dog is a sandwich.

It is not a taco.

Okay, if you have anything to back up your claim.

My backup gonna claim is there's bread and.

There's stuff in the middle of bread and taco.

There is no bread.

No, it's it's it's clearer. My opponent has no substance to her argument. Okay, Producer bread, the floor is yours.

Now I knew he's gonna is this.

It's all about labeling things. It's making the talk. What is a hot dog sandwich?

I don't know. I don't know if a hot dog a taco.

But what I do know is you can make it whatever you want it to be for the Okay, you.

Won't have my policy is no policies, real politician. Yeah, all right, Kaya, you do have a chance to read about that. Would you put a hot dog on a taco shell? America is not about me. Okay.

If you wait a flag on a taco shell, then that's good for you.

You will. I just wanted to win. Thank you for the meeting. That was impressive, that was very presidential. Actually, don't answer any questions directly, just move it along to something else. Dance around the head for the rest of the day. It's another jubile phone frame today mornings on the twenties.

So this is Derek.

Operator, Yes, operator, Okay, So.

This is Derek.

How can I help you?

I don't want to speak to a bot. Operator? This is not an operator.

Is there a problem with your phone or not that I can help you with? So I can I help you?

Operator?

This is the person who can help you with your phone or you're back?

Is there an issue I can help you with?

Are you a bot?

This is not a bot.

How do I know you're not a bot?

Because I'm answering your questions?

But bots can answer questions as well. Operator.

May I help you with anything?

Story?

This is Derek?

How can I help you.

Okay, same bot, This is not a bot.

What is your issue?

What's your name, Derek?

Derek? My name is pe Deakins, and I'm very upset.

What are you upstot about?

My phone is simply not working and I can't get the E tunes to open up on my ephone and I need it fixed, and I've called yesterday somebody tried to help me out. I don't know if it was another bot or what, but it was completely useless.

Well, first of all, it's an iPhone and is iTunes?

No, it's my phone.

I know it's your phone. Yeah, I'm trying to help you with the app. The app is called iTunes. Is that the app is.

Trying to e tunes? It's called iTunes?

Yeah, iTunes?

They could go.

Okay, and you're using an iPhone, so yes, you have a bump.

And I can't get my camera to sync up with my ephone either.

Look, I have no idea what you're to accomplish. You're not making a lot of sense, and you're being kind of rude operator.

Listen, I'm not a I'm trying to help you.

I need you to help me.

Help you, Okay, look at your phone and just walk me through what the problem is that you have. What do you see on your phone right now?

It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring at a Samsung logo.

Samsung.

Yes, that's an Android that's on my phone.

Phone.

We take care of Apple products.

Yes, so fix my phone.

This is not an Apple phone.

You'd have to go somewhere.

Operator.

I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of people calling the line, and maybe you're having issues when I'm not about I'm a real person who can help you.

I need you to start.

Making different sounds and we are on Apple store work with you.

Whoever.

I stop just listening for a second, okit, mess I'm.

Taking don't call yet.

This is actually double from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your coworker Pete set you up joke. He said that you guys get a lot of ridiculous complaints. I want to me to mess were.

Of course you would.

Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, It's time for name is what's trending.

So looking desperate is no longer a red flag in one place. In one place, and I'm not talking about dating I'm talking about on LinkedIn. Now, unemployed people have no shame, and there's an actual banner much like the ones you can put on Facebook, you know, like that are like you know who you're voting for. Like how you feel that under your profile picture there's like a banner looking for work. Yeah, it hashtag desperate. It's like a pink banner that says hashtag desperate.

And that's what.

People who are really Yeah, well the least the one I saw was pink. So they're really looking for jobs. And so that's how you can know people will probably be suckers, probably get them for less.

I understand saying that you need a job is important.

I don't know that labeling yourself is desperate is smart financially, because then you're telling people they can get you easy.

That is very true. So that's that's just you know a little career advice. But what the size of that though, I saw with unina, like the caring side, like, don't do that to yourself. And also if I had a company, that's exactly how I'd be looking to hire.

LinkedIn is weird though lately. I mean there's a whole subreddit called LinkedIn lunatics. It's just post after post of insane stuff that gets posted on LinkedIn, like like the hustle.

Culture stuff that's totally dead. People are still like, you know, what is what we should do?

We should you should go work fifteen hours a day and like all this other stuff. And there's other people like basically treat it like a dating app.

It's a weird Facebook weird now yeah, no, no, it's true to go back to what it was originally branded for, networking dating acting.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't see what job you got.

Sugar daddy so smart? All right, Well that just brought out except you can live out your salary on LinkedIn.

I've never been on LinkedIn. Can you post your salary salary on there? You? I don't know, I don't I can. Nobody does it.

I mean you have to say one point three million dollars in revenue last quarter or whatever like that. You'd say something like that, but people do talk about money a lot.

I started to sign up for LinkedIn, and then I realized it was like a business professional types and I was like, anymore, I'm not that's not my material. Now I should probably.

Timecause LinkedIn's more mental health than business professional these days.

I got that there. Take care of your mental health and get a new job.

Work for yourself because everybody can work for themselves because nobody, nobody should be an employee.

Ever. Oh yeah, how's the world gonna work? You're just really spiraled.

I use LinkedIn for a lot of very positive things, much like you are listening going shut.

Up, Brad got you?

Okay?

So if all the people that are shut up breads out there and got your back.

My face, I don't want to hear about it, okay. So if you need to declutter, there's a new way to do that, and it's not the Marie Condo way where it's like you know how we were always taught to pick something up and say does it make you feel joy or not? And if it doesn't you can throw it away. Well, now there's a new role, and

That was in my mind. I was thinking that was funny because I'm like, would I poop on this or would I you what it is?

Like?

What I clean it?

It's exactly what it is. Would you be willing to clean that off of it? And if you would, then you should probably keep it.

And if you wouldn't, I would throw most things out that were covered in that.

Nice try government, you're trying to get us to throw our stuff away so we'll buy more stuff.

That's scared to have a baby. You know they're covered in that all the time.

And I want to be like, well, now I got to get rid of this thing. It's filthy a lot of time and places you don't even want to understand. It is not great, but it's totally worth it. You just get decentsitimes you do, Yeah, yeah, you do.

You put on a whole wall one time. The wall we're gonna go. Now it's trending. It's some time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubil Show, Irene is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend Ted of three years might be cheating. So we'll see if we can help her out. Irene, Sorry, you're in this situation, but what's going on? Why do you think Ted's cheating.

Yeah, thanks, guys, I know it kind of sucks.

I yeah, I think he could be cheating because honestly, I I didn't mean to scoop, snoop.

I didn't mean to snoop.

But I was putting like a cute little note in his backpack for work.

I don't know.

It's something that I've been doing for a while now, and I'll like leave in sweet.

Notes around the house. And I was like, oh, I'm going to put it in his bag so he'll find it later. And I, by the way, I really trust my partner in general. But anyway, I was doing that, and when I put the note in, I discovered some like prepaid gift cards in his backpack, like those visa you know I'm talking about.

Yeah.

Yeah, So I don't know, I just got this immediate thinking feeling because I guess it was adding on to this feeling I already had of like noticing that he's been really focused lately on things that are new to him that he's never really talked about, like self help,

I don't know, I just have this, like time a hunch.

I guess that when someone else is uh cooking in my relationship kitchen, so to speak.

Yeah, if that makes sense, do you know what I mean?

Yeah? Yeah, totally.

What does he say when you're like, oh, look, babe, you're going to the gym now, Like I would assume you've mentioned something to him about that.

Yeah, he, like, you know, he keeps it close to his chest.

I mean, like with all the self help stuff, like he's mentioned it, but he doesn't seem to.

Like want to get into the details. And I try to give him space around that, you know, But I do.

I do feel a little insecure, and I I don't know. When I saw those Visa prepaid gift cards, my stomach kind of drops because I was like, what if he's you know, I don't know, you tell me this is crazy, but it just feels true. But I was like, what if he's hiding funds like so he can go out and eat other people, if that makes sense, like a way so that I can't.

I guess there's no unless you actually pull out one of the credit cards and find out how much money is on it, because it could be like what if there's five dollars on one and he gives them out to people like her charity.

I don't know, is there anybody that you think it could be?

And I mean my brain has obviously thought about that. I just like wonder and there's no one in particular. I'll say that, but like I wonder if like if someone at work or even at the gym, or like, I don't know, it's therapist, my friend.

Yeah, I don't know.

Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out. You already told us what grocery store we use a rewards card member at, so we'll we'll play a song come back, and then call him and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.

Okay, awesome, Thanks guys, okay, well.

Play song come back and get your to catch theeter next run in the middle of to catch a Cheater if you're just joining us. Irene is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named

I love my partner. I've never really suspected anything until recently. I was left him a love note in a backpack and I wasn't snooping, but I found some prepaid BISA gift cards in there, which kind of tripped me up. And he's been very much like into self help and going to the gym lately and just like things he's never done before. So that combo punch feels suspicious to me, like he could be going out on dates.

On the cards.

Yeah, I mean it would be a way to hide money. So let's see if we can figure it out for you. Are you ready for us to call him?

Yeah? Thank you, Okay, here we go.

Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Ted. Hey, yeah, I'm speaking all right, Ted. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this month's big winner. Thank you very much for shopping with us.

Thank you. Yeah, all right, So what's up?

Well maybe you don't know, but every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer. You've won thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want in the fifty United States, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Woh, whoa, whoa, And there was thirty six roses. Wow wow Wow. Okay, okay, I bet so.

I can take the information in just a matter of minutes over the phone. If you know who you want to send them to. Right now, I'm prepared to do that.

I can.

I can do it now. It's it's fine with me if the whole package goes to one place.

Right, yes, first thing I would need would be the first and last name of the person you want to send them to.

All right, Yeah, they're going to go to my girlfriend. I read and you say candy or chocolate, right, so we'll do chocolate for her for sure.

Okay, I say, do you want to put anything in a card?

Oh?

Yes, of course, just uh, I thought of you, I got I got some good luck today. I hope, I hope the gosh I'm not, I'm not a poet here. Let me think I'll just hey, just keep it simple, like I love you, think about you every day. I hope these make me think of me something like that.

Sure, that sounds great, I can. I'll just say that. Well, I mean I want do that anyway at all, because this is actually the Double Show.

It's a radio show. Hi, I'm jewbl Yeah, yeah, the whole show's here, I mean Victoria.

Yeah, and we do a segment of our show called to Catch a Cheetah, where if you think that your significant other might be sleeping around, you can try to catch them based on who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend Irene is actually on the phone and it's been listening.

I baby, what what what?

What?

Goods? What's going on?

Okay? This is okay.

I basically when I was leaving you a love note the other day in your.

Backpack, I found some prepaid beef the cards in there, and okay, it feels really weird and I feel like maybe you were using them for a date with other women's.

Whoa can you like that?

Maybe I cannot believe what I'm hearing on the okay, ah wow on the radio. All right, look that's not me. I mean, like with the visa gift cards, like I want them at work. I got an award like you. What do you think I'm using the gift cards for? Oh baby, whoa, I'm not think I got there. I'm not like hiring hookers with them or something. No, baby, no, no, no, no.

What A? What are you doing with them? What are you doing with them?

Okay?

Look look, look, okay, all right, you're always uh give me a hard time about gaming, and yeah, I'm spending it on gaming.

I'm using them. I'm using to buy modbacks.

What look, look, I can't believe brings up like the on air.

But hey, look look.

Yeah it's for my it's for gaming, So I need I didn't want to have a competition about I want to year about it.

Just I want them at work and I've just been using them for gaming.

That's it.

That's it, that's it.

I swear I can't believe I no, I believe you. But can you blame me?

No.

It's weird and sketchy, But like I listen, I do believe you. I just I don't. I mean like you, I know you like daming. I don't give you a hard time for gaming.

Are you do?

Oh my god, yes you do? Well, Like I'm just you to you have this moment. You have this timing where like I sit down, I put on the gear and it's like go, and it's like, no, you gotta do this. It's just like the timing you have is just fazing that chair. Admit it. You don't let me in that chair. You don't like it, I know, like me in the chair. Look, I mean, well it's not.

I mean it's it's the part of your life.

But listen, this is better.

Honestly, I'm like relieved. I am relieved.

Right now.

We can.

We can argue tell the cows come home about your gaming too much. But I'd rather that right now than you with your women dating things.

No, I'm not taking me thirty six long. By the way, there's no flowers, am I.

Just there's no flowers?

Yeah, you can buy me from later. Oh all right, I mean listen, I'm a guy who you love who buys mod packs for my gaming with Visa gift cards. I am not the cheating type.

Well put I hear that that's real.

If anything, If anything though, like obviously spending the money on like some baby, some grant that bottle, Ladies of the Night, baby, you can met me pick one.

Oh language the Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Good morning? Can I take your order?

A tall, A large black coffee, large black cocks?

Do you mean a venty?

No?

I mean she means yeah.

The biggest funny that venty is large is twenty large is large? In fact, the coal is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three language it's almost signed for America's favorite trivia game you versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and a Leaf's changing color

I don't think that's how I think it depends on who says it, you know, because then you can make it sound I'm sexy with Dick?

What fall eight eight eight three four three six one eight eight eight three four three one six one. If you want to play Victoria and now let's get Victoria's brain all warmed up and ready to go. Here we go, Victoria. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Ninja shoes, sneakers?

Dang it around?

Why did the bicycle fall over because it had two petals?

No?

One petals?

No?

I don't know.

It was too tired. I want to get one of these right. What do you call a bear with no teeth? Come on, a bear with no teeth?

Is it?

Though?

I have no idea. I don't know. Toothless gummy bear. You can also dm as at the Jebel Show or go to the Jebel Show dot com if you want to play, and we'll versus Victoria right after this. It's the Double Show.

You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria. Ramere is in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria Axton. How you doing, Accident?

I'm doing good?

Great?

Are you ready to take on Victoria?

If I am?

Ooh what a name? I know? I like that name. That is a name.

Yeah, that's donf I said, I'm not going to lose, but I'm just not gonna win.

I mean, accent is strong. Accent is a very strong name. He's really confident.

Also ready to be Victoria?

Oh okay, well there, how old are you acton?

I am twelve, but by the end of this month, I will be thirteen.

Okay, not fairly birthday? Okay.

Honestly I felt like they were going to say nine. But when they said twelve, I was like, are they sure not twenty five?

For real? Well, with a name like Axton, you automatically you know you're growing as soon as you're born. Yeah, hello, I'm Axton. Your parents gave you again, Yeah, your parents gave you a cool name. Axident. All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. Way more interesting than Victoria while she's leaving. That's a classic name accident. The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to

Oh?

Negative?

How many wives did King Henry Henry the eighth have.

Sick?

What year did Serena Williams win her first Grand Slam Singles title? What is the specific term used to describe a type of sandstorm carrying.

A wall of dust?

John which Saints and Benjamin Franklin represent at the Constitutional Convention in seventeen eighty seven.

All right, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio. And while she's coming back in studio, putting your headphones on and stuff, acton. What's something you would like the world to know today.

I'm bilingual and I think that's cool.

Oh you are sweet. What other language you speak? Please tell me, youngs in which one?

Spanish?

Yeah? All right, cool? Nice, Victoria is too. Yeah, say something to Victoria and Spanish. Oh don't swear? Yeah I knew that. Yeah, there we go, Victoria, thirty second century. As many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and you have to beat accent outright to win and action you can tell Victoria when to go.

Okay they do.

What is the rarest blood type among humans? Oh? Oh, okay?

How many wives did King Henry the eighth have posible?

Bye? Bye? Yeah?

What year did Serena Williams win her first Grand Slam Singles.

Title two thousands?

Know?

What is the specific term used to describe a type of sandstorm carrying a wall of dust?

What? Oh, I'm sorry wait, what of sandstorm carying a wall of dust?

Oh?

Dust storm? Which which state did.

Benjamin Franklin represent at the Constitutional Convention in seventeen eighty seven?

He was a president, so all of them? I just kidding. All right, let's send it over the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Producer bread, I wasn't keeping score. There wasn't a president yet. By the way, awkward, Victoria got zero correct. Accident got one correct. Actually, congratulations, you did it. You beat Victoria.

This is actually like and you got a hundred dollars gift card to Macy's just for playing too. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.

The rarest blood type among humans is a be negative as I guess that King Henry the Eighth did have six wives.

Job action.

Serena Williams won her first Grand Slam Singles title in nineteen ninety nine. Hang is very close, very close, And no, a boob is a sandstorm carrying a wall of dust.

I knew that at one time. I've forgotten. Yeah, some one made that as a joke. I got here late, guys, I got stuck on a huge boob. Did you see little boom?

Oh?

My goodness of them.

Actually, I just feel like once you learned that word, you cannot unlearn it.

Yeah, there you have question before I heard that wrong congratulation accident more. Benjamin Franklin represented Pennsylvania.

Get that.

There we go, accident. Thank you for playing. Ye, we play your versus Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria, I have to do is dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and we'll play again tomorrow unless we get stuck in a couple of haboobs.

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MAC is on the phone today for our first day follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Becca. So in a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Mac, how long has it been since you heard from Becca?

About a week since summer?

Have you tried to reach out to her?

Yeah, several times, you know, texting and let the voicemail.

Nothing.

So what was the last interaction you had with her?

Like, it was good. We went on a date.

We met on him and then we h we went to this like little a little quiet, romantic dinner, white quality type place I like to go out. She's more of a homebody. So after dinner we went back to her place and you know, we had some wine.

You know, we didn't hook up.

Or anything, but like I spent.

The night and then everything was great.

Did you guys in the same bed?

Yeah, but nothing happened, like we didn't. We didn't hook up, like because we were really into each other. We both feel like yo, you know, agreed like.

Take a little slower because this is.

This is something good, you know, So yeah, I just I'm really competed.

Did you guys like make out though, Like did you cuddle?

Yeah?

Okay, like we it's important.

Okay, so that part happened, so it's a very mutual attraction as well.

Right, did anything happen on the date that was like I don't know, weird awkward.

Not that I could think, I like it, just everything went really well. And like I know, when when you know I could be awkward or something happens like I've had bad dates or whatever. This doesn't didn't fall in that category. So I you know, I thought everything was going really.

Well, like we really hit it off.

How were things when you said goodbye to her?

Uh? Beeing? Fine?

You know it seemed like we would uh like we were going to see each other again.

So did you stay there the whole night? Like did you see each other in the morning or did you slip out?

No?

I uh well, actually I left a note on her pillow, like I slipped out because she was still to sleep and.

I had to get up really go to work and I didn't want to wake her up, so like I left her note.

Okay, Well that's your.

I'm just that I had a.

Really great time and looking forward to seeing you again.

Okay, then did you talk to her after that?

Oh?

Yeah, we did have a conversation. I did. We were hanging up.

I said, I love you jokingly but like like stare off.

Okay, Mack, you could have started there yet. Some people would really enjoy that kind of a joke because you're like you're on the right track.

Bro.

What did she do when you said that? Jesus laughed and you told her it was a joke.

Yeah, like I said, I'm like love you like like a joke.

Like, yeah, maybe that could have been the like pause, it was a joke. How was her laugh? Was it like ha? Or okay?

I mean we laughed together before and like it seemed like a genuine laugh.

Well, try to figure it out where you to play a song come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, cool, Okay, we'll play a song, come back, and get your first day follow up.

The next.

Little of your first day follow up if you're just joining us. Mac is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Becca. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell that's why she's ghosting him. But before we do that, Mac, why don't you catch us up on your situation.

Yeah, we met on Hinge. We went on a date. Everything was going really well.

We went back to her blaze, had some wine.

I stayed the night. We didn't hook up.

Or anything, but we did make out, Like you know, it was definitely comes from there. And when I left, I left her note, you know, like I didn't want to wake her up, so I just left her note on the pillow. I talked to her the following day. Everything some fine, and then just haven't heard from her since.

You did tell her that you loved Yeah.

Yeah, it was a joke, but like she knew it was a joke, like I was joking.

Okay, okay, all right, well we'll see if that's it over something else. Are you ready to call her? Yeah, okay, here we go.

Hello.

Hi, I speak to Becca.

Please. This is she?

Hi Becca, how are you? My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show called The Jebel Show. Hi, Beck, guy, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Hi.

Hi, what's up girl?

Thank you? What's going on?

Not much? Have you listened to the show before I have.

I'm very familiar.

Great, thank you. We got an email about you from somebody. That's why we're calling.

Oh god, okay, well this is a first date follow up the segment where if you go out with someone on a date ended up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

And we got an email from a guy named Mac.

Yeah, Mac, okay, what did What did Max have to share?

That got real serious fast? He said that you're ghosting him, and he said.

That he liked you a lot. He thought you guys really bonded. Said that you guys snuggled on your first date. You didn't do you know, all.

The way stuff, he said. He did tell us that part, but it was important. I just we're doing a chemistry check. That's why we asked.

Okay, okay, So I guess I'll just cut to it.

I really liked him. Max seems like a really good guy. It was a great date. I thought we were going somewhere. I thought it had potential. And then there was a phone call and we hung up, and then like twenty minutes later, he called.

Me back, and so I answered the phone and.

I overhear him talking to somebody, and I realized.

It's a butt dial.

Oh great, And so.

He's talking to somebody and he's for a lack is better termed very encouraging. He was saying things like that's it baby.

Just like that, baby, Oh yeah, baby like that. Yes, yes, Oh, I'm hoping it was a fire and not him like intentionally wanting me to hear him say things to another woman. So I hung up because I don't I don't know what.

To do with that.

I was very upset because clearly he's not a good guy and he's a player and fine, like, move on to the next one, leave me alone.

You never told him that you heard that?

Oh I want to deal with him? Who something he does all the time? He just I guess, I guess this is what he does.

He like spend the night and we had a great I think he's just a player and a user, and.

Growth like, no thanks.

And this was like right after he left. Pretty much.

This was a more so the next morning he called me and we talked and it was fine. And then twenty minutes later, you were like pumping or a woman and then you call me like, are you out of your mind.

I can understand why you're him then normally that's not like I get that. Well, thank you for telling us that. Becca Also, Mac is on the phone and wants to talk to you. I'm Mac.

This is gross.

You can't please. This is gross. You spent a night in the house, We had a great date. I thought he was that.

Potential and then you but guile me or intentionally?

Who knows while you're doing who knows what? Who knows to like? Is this a normal for you? It's gross? And I talked to your gross.

I will.

Go ahead.

I have a puppy.

She's sick.

She hasn't been able to eat, and she's a little Maltese puppy named Baby.

Oh.

She was finally starting to eat.

And I was encouraging, like, come on baby, they go, very good job.

Are you serious?

Picture of a baby right down here you go?

Are you serious?

Yeah?

Her name is baby Baby, Becka.

Does that sound believable based on what you heard?

I want I need to see this photo.

I just texted you a picture so funny.

I'm sorry, I don't know.

Can you see yourself doing that to mister Peeves your dog? Yes, baby go baby, just like that?

I mean, I guess I would cheer him on. If he was sick and he was finally eating, I would be cheering him on. I don't know how I would say it.

I think he just sounds a little more interesting because the dog is named baby, right.

I do remember him saying, get in.

Their baby, but I don't know, like getting the food.

Yeah, I was just really having it was eating.

I was just kind of cheer on eating like today, so so I was really happy that it was finally eating.

I mean this is true, that's actually really that's hilarious.

Yeah, well, okay, I can confirm there's a very cute dog that has an intact for some baby.

Oh okay, well that's awkward. But if that's I mean, that sounds like that's really what was going on.

I am so embarrassed.

I mean, in your defense, Becca, I mean, how would anybody take that? Yeah, yeah, it.

Didn't sound good.

But now.

Yeah, okay, well I'm so sorry, Becca.

Would you like to go on another date with Mac? We'll pay for it and you can meet Baby.

Yeah, okay, I'm is that, Yes, I would Is he open to stuff?

So sorry?

Yeah, of course I was wondering what happened like this is a huge misunderstanding. So I'm glad we got to clear it up. Like obviously would love to see you again. I have a girlfriend, Rose Player. You do have to share me with babies.

That's fair.

Julie's first date follow up.

Please help me with the dishes.

Come, mommy, you you're forty. I'm four, okay, and so you are older than me. I think you can do it by yourself.

I believe in you.

He is a new mom.

This is myself.

Yeah, I know you can do it by yourself. Dude, I believe in you. Come and help me in the kitchen.

No, I believe in you.

I love you, I know, follow me to the kitchen. Speaking of people that are clever at talking their way out of hard work, it's time to check in with the people on this show, and we'll do that next. It's the Jewel Show, your pal.

And.

If you do.

In everyone.

A little, the biggest gift would be from me. And the cod Detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different. It's the Jewbil Show with your drunk at Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez, and who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and stops by every once in a while to tell us that we keep it down because her Gerbil needs it to sleep, because it's got a big presidential debate

I'll stop being distracted because I've got real bad X stories.

But yikes, So all of my stuff is going missing. What do you mean in my house? My little Bose speaker gone, my god thing, my pumpkinhead. I couldn't find it.

I finally did, but then like, my socks are gone, all of my purses have been moved from the place that they've been in, And I'm like, what is happening your mom?

So that wasn't just a awkwardly time to your mama joke?

Actually, Victoria, So my roommates are back in town exactly, And because my roommates have been out of the country for the last month and some change, just doing their thing, and they just got back my mom and my dad, and my mom has this control thing and needing to put everything in its place. So now if I can't find something, I gotta be like, ma, where's my speaker. She looks at me and she goes, it's with the technology stuff. And I'm like what she's like, think about.

It, Nina, where with the technology?

And little did I know she made this like little this closet stuffed with all my radio stuff, you know, like microphones and cool computers and all this stuff, and my bo speakers in there too.

How was I supposed to know that because that's not where I put it, Nina technology closet. Duh, Yeah, well now I know. And then guess where my pumpkinhead was? Halloween closet. It's what the Halloween stuff in. You and my mom would get along really like.

You.

Yeah, a lot of clauses in that house. I guess you'd do when you're retired, you just sort stuff. But she loves it, like she she's like, did somebody say organize and I got a hide.

She would love to do that for you. I started TikTok, I told her all the time, and she's good at it. Victoria, what's going on with you this week?

You can't find any guys.

I went to the gym for the first time, and I don't know how long, and I'm not gonna say it, but it was so nice, and I forgot how much I love the gym because there's a lot of you guys there first off, But I will say I think I went a little too hard the first day because I literally walked out of there with my legs shaking, and I had to go.

Down the stairs and it was mary thing. I was like, no, why did you do this? Knock over the machine or like you did last time when you were in your apartment gym.

So the weights were a little too high and I was just a little too confident with my butt. So the thing is I had the weight too. I attached it to my ankle. The little I don't know what it's called.

Kickback, the kickback.

Yeah, I attached to my ankle and I kicked back, and let me tell you, it was a great kickback.

But it flung me forward. I came forward and I fell on my butt in front of a cute boy. I just stayed away from that machine. Oh look, everybody, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by. Hey Gabby, what's up with you this week? I just I just have a PSA for.

Everybody, because I don't know if everyone knows this, and I feel like it's important.

Okay.

On Instagram now you can see who likes certain posts, Like if you're following someone, I can see the posts that you like. And with that being said, I follow one of my friend's moms on Instagram and then she's.

Liking some freaky stuff. Sometimes I send it to him and I'm like, bro, your mom like this, like this is crazy.

So just be aware that if you're out there liking freaky stuff on Instagram, your.

Followers and they might be your kid. Speaking of kids, producer Brad's a dad. I am, what's up with you this week? I'll tell you what.

I rarely get sick, but when I do, it's on the weekdays. And I got sick last week and I was terrible. But I think I've determined to have a weekend immune system.

Wow.

Okay, that's that's a new minute. I'm also trying to figure out a side hustle. And I think I was just like, what do I invent? I want to invent something, you know what I mean? And I think of all the inventions last one hundred years, dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Wow, thank you very much. Remarkable?

Got it?

I'm well a couple of things. One, I'm a little bit frustrated, but not really like bad frustrated. Just so i've been doing this show. How long we've been doing the show'd four years? Four years we've been doing the show, and I used to be on another show in town, and I've been doing TikTok Lives a lot, right, and people people go on my TikTok Live and they're always asking questions and then they're like, I can't hear you on the radio anymore. I miss you on the radio.

Yeah.

Like it trips me, honestly trips me out. And then I was at a restaurant the other day and the story comes to me. He's like, dude, I love you on the radio. I wish I could still hear you on the radio. And I'm like you can. He's like, what, Yeah, I'm on one oh six point one. Now, oh my god. It's surely four years and people still don't know. So if you listen to the show and you like the show, if you could just like tell a friend, remind them.

Yeah, if there's someone out there like you that enjoys what's going on here, let them know where they can get it.

Yeah, it's just weird. It's four years and I'm still like after the answer that question, meanwhile, oh my gosh, thank you for so caaring about me for four years. Yeah, And then I get bummed. I'm like, they say they missed me on the radio, but like, I've been there the whole time. You don't have to miss me. You can get back together. I still have a dram radio.

I love it.

Yeah. Time for Nina is what's trending.

So this ditty situation is turning in more of is turning into more of a situation. The lawyer lawyer is promising that major names are going to be implicated in the ditty scandal. This lawyer is representing one hundred and twenty new alleged victims whoa of alleged sexual misconduct and

Just do this, do that, and whatever it is.

And one of the people that's kind of freaked out about it, allegedly is Ashton Kutcher, And yeah, I've seen that a lot of places too. Yeah, he's afraid that Diddy's going to end up throwing people under the bus just to try to save his name for sure.

At the same time, I'm sorry, but I don't understand how you could be a friend or like, knowing this is going on and not want to say something like.

This is actually the super sad part is that so many people could have stopped a lot of things from happening if they said something. Well, this is the Epstein thing all over again. Just Bieber's got a whole song about it. Yeah, He's got a whole song about I feel so bad for Bieber like Diddy. Like the lyric is I lost myself at a Diddy party. Yeah, well my soul for a Ferrari really Yeah, listen, Bieber was like twelve or something like that, and did he was like taking him out all the time, and.

Because he was running around with Usher at that time, so they were all a bad boy and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah.

But I guess not only will big names be named, also businesses, pharmaceutical companies, hotels, record labels, all of that is going to be implicated in this particular case too.

Wow, there's no doubt they didn't help pay for stuff. Yeah. Yeah, sucks, And that's what's gonna come out for all of us to know for sure. Well, I thing, you know, somebody's like that powerful and people are scared to say stuff because they don't want it to ruin their career or whatever. But sometimes people are more important than a career. Also, you never know if you stop. If you were to be the person who whistled blue on Ditty, then you might actually be given a lot of props and be

Is it going to be a full blown Hollywood takedown or is it going to be just a list of names and nothing happens.

So we'll see.

In other news, hackers have figured out how to take over Kia vehicles with just a license plate.

Dang it.

So if you have a Kia, listen to this.

There's a website bug that makes it simple for these hackers to gain control of the Kia vehicles. So they're able to get into this web portal and take over whatever device is used for Internet connection in the vehicle, your smartphone. So not only does that help them access your car's location to steal your car, but then they also have access to your phone because of this particular program.

Like what it's scary. Okay, well get it. I need I need an excuse for a new ride. Saying that for a while. Do you want to get about your address or Yeah? It's one that's actually.

Really scary because if you think about it, if they can hack into your car. I saw a Criminal Minds episode on us. It's like they'll get control, okay of like the steering wheel, the control, the breaks, like all that, and it's like scary.

Yeah, it could be real. I know what bring it on? Okay, well you're that smart man. You should have a job in tech. But if you want to do it this way, that's fine too. Do you actually kill somebody you don't even want to do that? Yeah? Yeah, I don't kill somebody. What I said, just steal brad'scartrending jewels? Dirty little secret? Hello, what's up? What's up? Do you have a dirty little secret?

Yeah?

Okay, sweet?

What is it?

We're all here to hear this one?

All so, I'm a brain conserpation and I'm going to see you because one girl was there I was seeing at the time, visiting, and I see you.

When she leaves.

Another one I was talking to shows up and I'm out of it. It's like all the medicine there giving me. So we had an intercourse and now I see you, and I didn't know that bed was waited.

The bed was waited.

Yeah, so like it regulates how much weights on the bed.

So when she comes, you know, whatever does the thing the nurse comes in because of weight.

When I for hundreds in town, they called me doing the deed, and I see you.

They came in and caught you. What did they say?

What they say?

They said that that was a good enough to go home the next day. You're definitely feeling better. Thank you for doing a little secret. Man, hopefully you're doing better.

No, oh, you doing a lot better.

Back at work, girlfriends, you got now too many? Hello, I'm here, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Yes?

By doing. My heart's beating so fast because I hope no one recognized.

My Okay, I don't think they will most people. Most people think a lot of people. Okay, you can change your mooice if you want to, yeah, senor please, okay, all right, we'll change it.

All right. So I'm in a relationship right now.

However, I do have a lot of girl nights out and I'm like the pretty blonde girl that gets us free drinks solid And I'm not a cheater whatsoever, but I do see these guys' numbers under my friend's names, just all in caps, so that when we do go out, I invite them.

All to the same place and then we get drinks for free the entire night.

Smart to get in trouble.

Yeah, he actually went to go get coffee.

So I'll tell you guys, my dirty little people. Thank you.

At least you're not doing with the guys other than confusing for drinks. Totally.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm feel bad because I have a lot of friends. I have like five or six friends that we go out all together with and then they spend the hundreds of dollars and when the lady walks in with the flowers and the teddy Bears, they'll.

Be like, what do you want.

I'm like, well, I have all these friends.

You can get them all teddy bear and a flower too.

Final for us?

Oh wow, wow. I mean really, I think it's kind of there bad if they keep coming out and right, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Here, welcome, have a good day, you do.

What's your dirty little secret?