The Full Jubal Show from February 11th, 2025

If someone wrote not funny on my tweet in twenty nineteen, I've cat fished him for two years, made him fall in love with me, and he's meeting me at a restaurant for the restaurant for the first time tonight. No, I won't be there. That's a text message we just got in at four to one oh six to one because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the extremely petty things that they've done to get back at someone.

My mom was doing that during the holidays because we had porch pirates and they stole a couple of the things.

That she bought, so she's like, watch this.

So she was putting empty boxes with all types of like Q tips or like tape or like random stuff in there just so they could get stolen and be like, gotcha, are you bored?

Mom?

I wish you could see the reaction though. That's the only downside of that pettiness. You can't see what when they open it.

Yeah, yeah, but you know they get the camera in it.

They connects to mobile, but then they get a camera. But then they stole a camera, so they'd be like, sweet, I got a camera out of it. Somebody texted in a four one O six one and said, me and my ex broke up, so I turned him into unemployment for working side jobs.

See, the level of petty revenge is so impressive, Like I would never think.

To do that.

Significant others be vengeful.

That's a good idea.

Another person said a man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it, and that's all it says.

Oh no, I think I saw this. They painted He had them paint a picture of the boat on the fence, so when you look at the fence, it's still the boat.

It's nothing that I have is cut offs here. That's funny. They saw that's worth it too.

He hired an artist to come in and render the boat on the fence.

Things like the city for their weird rules and things like that. I'm totally for that. Somebody else said. When a friend of mine found out her husband was cheating on her, she took his rare coin collection and used it to buy sodas and chips at a local seven eleven thousands of dollars in coins. Probably she did leave.

It in place of the collection and be like this is what we got.

Said, what's one of the pettiest things you've ever done? Text in four one o six one call us eighty eight three four three one o six one. There's a trend going viral of people sharing the times they've been extremely petty. Somebody texted and said, on my ex's birthday, I posted a screenshot of him calling me mommy. Why is that petty? That's just what's the mommy? That's kind of weird?

Am I like, actually, m O, m m y, that's how they spelled it.

M O m M. Why not mommy? Okay, I said, with about two k followers and every one of his friends, he didn't bother me anymore after that. That's what way to do it at the job. That's so mean, somebody said. When I was in fifth grade, my entire family pissed me off. I had to iron everyone's clothes, so I filled them. So I filled the iron with toilet water. Nobody's safe.

You get that, Like we learned about these petty things, you quickly realize nobody is safe.

Why I don't trust people. I don't trust anybody. I haven't learn anything petty like this. I never understand the effort it takes to get petty that it can't be true.

I sar, of God, you've never done anything petty in your life.

No, I'm sure I've done petty things, but never like this level of like the next level go like it takes multiple layers of just pain to cause somebody.

I've never done that, Victoria, have you? I mean?

Yeah?

Like I I to my siblings a lot, or I used to do whenever, like one of us wasn't allowed to be on our phones, which when of us were on our phone. I would take the phone and I would hide it, but I would hide it in a very plain sight, but he just couldn't see it, like under like at the table, but under the rug or under the what are they called chargers, and he would

Yeah.

I did do one thing to my brother one time.

I used to hide behind the couch and scream, please stop hitting me, so that he would get in trouble because my mom wouldn't.

My mom wouldn't come into the room. She would just yell from me to the room, and I just jump over the couch. That's fine.

Sibling rivalries are pretty vicious.

I want to do that in the hallway to a coworker byron Boss's office. Stop hitting me, John, just see what happens. Another person said I was the only one who would bake with my grandmother, and when she died she left her best recipe for everybody, except she deliberately left out a crucial step as payback. That's a level of petty I aspire to. I think there's a lot of pettiness when people die.

That's the most amazing when you leave a petty like revenge like that after you're gone people for the rest of your life, when the.

End of your will says lol, it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Ted Tabodeau Connor from sky Right, and I was looking for Simon who had us to write up their beautiful message to his girlfriend in the sky today leading up to Valentine's Day?

Is this Simon, Simon.

Pleasure to make you a coin? So I'm just calling you with a little bit of an update to own the sky right. Have you heard from your girlfriend at all? Because I imagine if you saw your name written in the sky with a beautiful message, you might text your love one and say thank you very much, something like that, I love you to some sort of thing like that.

Yeah.

At Lee, I don't know why, but she tested me some weird but she's not talking right now. She's angry.

Yeah, I figured maybe that might be the response that would come from what was written. She's probably pretty mad right now, I would.

Say, why would she be mad?

Well, I'm so sorry to have to call and tell you this, but we had an intern on the ground who was communicating to our pilot what he's writing. The sky today very busy because Valentine's Day week. Obviously what happened was he spilled coffee on his paper. It was supposed to say in the sky Together Forever with a heart and then Katie.

Yeah, that's what I said for you're telling me that you didn't do what I paid you to do.

Well, I just get to it somehow, because he spilled coffee on his paper, he thought it was supposed to say it's over Katie. Instead Together Forever says it's over.

So wait, I just need to be very very clear about this. You're telling me that I've paid you a lot of money to write Together Forever, which is specifically a message of love, and you somehow set it up and wrote it's over. Well, yeah, I did tell you. I can first enough how much that is the opposite of it what I asked you to do.

I'm so sorry about this and this is a little more to the story as well, so she might be very upset right now. Well, the intun spilled coffee on his paper, Like I said, so, something's kind of ran together. And the one that was after you for the sky writing was supposed to say best of luck to you. And I don't know how he made this mistake, but somehow some must have ran together and instead of the word luck, you put an F what L should be and he forgot to you and best of what?

Wait, so you're tell me the message in the sky she woke up to this morning was it's over kd you Yes, got it? No wonder if he's pissed off at me right now? I tore it out. If I lose my relationship by the way, I do love her, That's why I spent the money to do this.

Yes, it sounds tell me that sounds like it was in this a little.

Mode of the story that I have not shared with you yet as well.

I'm so sorry.

What else could you have possibly gotten wrong with it?

We have the end time also continue to mess it up. So after that there was another sky right, and we were supposed to have that said, I treasure you to somebody because Valentine's Day, and somehow he made that say I cheated on you. So the whole message is.

Uh, you I cheated on you?

Yes, yes, I would imagine that would put a strain on your relationship rapping for Valentine's Day too?

Oh you think you think that writing in the sky where everyone can see it's over, Katie, you I cheated on you might put a bit of a strain on our relationship. You're you use all your imagination to come to that conclusion.

Yes, I just forgured it would.

Oh your thinking, Well, aren't you a Jesius?

You know what?

Look, I don't want to talk to you anymore. I think my lawyer is the personal right now.

It is one more thing I should share with you before I get you off the phone. Is one more talk to the story?

How look, stop slow rolling this all right? I'm tired of you saying, oh like wait, you tell me less angry over time? Just whatever is in the sky, tell me all of it. Don't say part of it than this, part of it, than this, all right, just spin it out.

I slip with Katie. What No, yeah, it sounds so sidy. Inform you. I slip with your girlfriend Katie who this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Katie actually set you up. It's a joke. Your friend told her that you were doing a skyriding thing, so she wanted to mess with you, and she sent you that text this morning basically breaking up with you in order to set you up for the prank. Everything's fine.

Oh wait, as.

I did, I need to catch my breath on Oh, to be clear and a little a little more than I am angry.

Right now, we'll have a great Valentine's Day.

Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say mornings on the twenties.

It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Are you ready to say bye bye to the penny?

Bye bye?

Oh?

President Trump has just directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies because they cost more than a penny to produce.

Wait, Kevin Fetterline finally did his thing? Is Briney Spears X the one that was all the kids with him? Yeah, like there was a time where he was big into save No, he wanted to save the penny never mind? Oh yeah, maybe he used to have rallies. He loses save the penny rallies.

Well, maybe he'll resurface now trying to save it again.

I don't know why he was so passionate about the penny, but yeah, is it Lincoln on other stuff too, I didn't know that. I think that's the thing. Lincoln's why they wanted to save her money. He's on that. I don't know, but I just like it doesn't make any sense to save it.

To be honest with you, I know the reason why we wanted to go well he wants it to go away is because it costs three point seven cents to make a penny.

Yeah, yeah, it's it costs more, but it also this.

Will mean that we are going to need more nickels, and then that means everything that you go to buy is going to be rounded up to the nearest nickel. It takes thirteen point eight cents to make a nickel.

Really, so yeah.

Why don't we just get rid of coins?

Yeah?

Yeah, Well there is conversation about getting rid of cash altogether and then coins and all of that, but we're just not there yet. So I guess one of the reasons that we have to make so many pennies every year leading up to this point is because so many people don't value them and they don't use them, so there's not that many in circulation, and so then they have to print more.

The last time I saw a penny.

I save pennies, So that's kind of funny about the.

Circulation to make. Really, they'll be worth whatever we're spending on things.

By my prayers will be answered.

Those pennies.

Was going to get me one day and make a little wish on the pennies and heads up, you know I love a penny.

Find a penny, pick it up all day long.

You'll have good luck and it'll be even more scarce and even more valuable in that way.

So did you know this? This is unbelievable to me.

The difference of what men and women spend their money on is so fascinating.

This should be a study.

So in Japan you can actually hire a man, an attractive one, to wipe your tears and offer you emotional support while you watch a sad movie.

Why they also offer just.

Random companionship if you want to have coffee or have a discussion. But women are paying men to wipe their tears not all of them, I will say the other things, but then there's men that are paying the women to do other things.

So it's just kind of interesting.

I'll know, use your imagination, make pasta, I'll know.

But I just thought that was so fascinating because they got the cuddlers that are making money. Now you're making money by wiping tears. I'm telling you you can make money doing the most random things.

Make money taking advantage of people's lack of emotional intelligence and self.

I be like, what can.

I I don't think it's the lack of intell emotional intelligence. I think it's more of the need for connection. I think it's people that just want to feel something or talk to somebody, or feel connected to anything. So I almost like you feel kind of sorry for him because they just want to feel like somebody cares and they pay for it.

You will never go broke underestimating people. You will never go broke underestimating people.

I'm sorry.

I had to like that back writing down Victoria in head.

Yes, and the Matt and Rude Symphony Orchestra is trending right now because they've decided to do something different to celebrate Valentine's Day. And they're having the Anti Valentine's Day concert where they're going to be featuring all kinds of songs like bad Romance. I will survive that. I do think it's fun too. If they made it a sing along, it would be really exciting.

I want to go to a club and do that reckon dance. I used to be anti vas Valentine's Day, but I'm not anymore. Why too?

I think if you, I think it's great that we have a day where people could say, you know what, today's about loving people and all that stuff.

Because if we did it every day, because a lot of people.

Say a day, yeah, if that was true, we wouldn't need the holiday. So let's just call it a day where we say, you know what, this is a day we're going to do this thing, because you don't do it every day.

Valentine's they used to annoy me. Me too, so it's a hallmark holiday. They made it up just so they could sell cards. But then I don't know, I don't know what changed, but at some point I was like, but it is kind of cool to celebrate the person that you love. If you're with somebody and you love them.

Yeah, and also just people that you love, because even if you are single, it's fine. You can love on your friend.

No, it really is a day to stop down and be. It doesn't matter about relationships. It's it is a completely made up holiday for money.

Yes, but it's fun to spend your money on love.

But capitalism is the winner. Yeah, you know, and we're Americans. We love capital Yeah. Okay, well, Pappy Valentine's capitalist.

Give him some pennies. It'll be worth something one day. That is what's trending.

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It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show.

AJ is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater. He's been married to his wife for three years and now he thinks something's going on, so hopefully we can help him out. Sorry, you have to come on the show this way, Aj, But what's up? Why do you think you're watch cheating on you?

Hey?

Thanks, I don't know what I'm saying.

Thanks, but thanks for having me.

Uh yeah, so.

My wife she's.

Been acting really distant recently and a lot more secretive than usual. And I don't know, like she's been spending a lot of time away from home, you know, and you know she she works out of the house, away from the house, and I mean she's mean that she's out with her friends when she's not at work or she's working weight. But I don't know, it just seems weird and consistent, like something's just off, and you know,

I mean, sending your sister flowers doesn't feel like that's too weird. But on top of everything else, I can see how that would be kind of a flag. How is she dressing when she goes to work when she says she's out with her friends and stuff? Is she wearing her regular clothes or does it seem like she bought anything new or a little bit I don't know, tighter.

I mean, she hasn't been buying new stuff, but does seem a bit more elevated, like a bit more jewelry recently, and like you know, she's been wearing her her perfume bit more consistently, like definitely not once again like a red flag, but like strong reddish yellow, kind of blood orange.

Guess she's making an effort more than she did before. Okay, I see, yeah, definitely.

Is there anybody that you suspect she could be cheating with?

God, I don't know, maybe somebody at work or like I already feel weird being on the radio. I don't really exactly want to say exactly what she does, but she does deal with a lot of clients and patients, so like could be someone that she met along the way that I don't know.

Is she a doctor?

She works in the medical field?

Yeah, okay, is there anything else going on that you.

Just our conversations have been really short, like they haven't really I don't know how much depth to them. It seems to be like about scheduling, Like what we're going to do with our days. It doesn't seem you know, the question like how are you doing? It doesn't really seem to be coming through. Even when I ask her, it's just like one word responses.

They're not connecting.

God of disengage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, separate.

Well, you told us about grocery store. She's a rewards member at, So we'll play a song come back, and then call her and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers deliver from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, and thanks, yeah, I appreciate you.

Guys.

We'll plus, don't come back. Get your to Catch a theater.

Next, it's time to Catch a Cheetah only.

On the Tuble Show. Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Aj is on the phone and he thinks that his wife of three years named Sutton might be cheating. So on a second, we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards member at. And say that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends those flowers to AJ or

So my wife, she's been acting really distant and we haven't really been connecting on many things. And I found this really weird random receipt for a bunch of flowers, and I can fender about it because you know it wasn't I didn't get any flowers. And she says She's then to her sister, and you know, it just didn't seem right. She was a warning eye contact and like there's no connection, there's no vibes are off. It's a bunch of orange flags, and I'm just suspicious.

Are you ready for us to call her?

I guess so, no time like the present.

Here we go. Man, Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from SO. I was looking for an awards member named Sudden. Yeah, Hi, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, Sudden, you're this month's big winner.

I don't understand. I didn't know there's like a a sort of an award thing happening.

No, maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single week we choose one Rewards member at random. We get three flowers delivered from our floral department, just to say thank you very much for shopping with us. So you've actually won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.

Really, it's like free, you're just gonna give me flowers.

Yes, absolutely free. There there's no purchase. You'll get confirmations on everything. It's just our way of saying thank you for shopping.

Okay, and I picked them up or you send them out.

Here's how it works. I can take down the information just in a matter of minutes over the phone. If you know who you want to listen to right now, I'm prepared to do that. I can also set up a time where I can call you back. If that works, you can send them wonderful. We'll start with a name, first and last name, and then we'll get whatever you want to put on the card. To that person and then the address.

Okay, can you send it to Jackson?

Yes, I can Jackson? Got it? Jackson? Okay, got that? And do you want a car? Do you want to include a card with the flowers?

Yes? Do I tell you what to write on the card or do you have the other cards or tooth?

Trump you do?

You can tell me what to put on it?

Okay? Can you write hold on, I'm trying to going to send me cute? Can you write every time I see you? My world feels brighter.

Every time I see you, My world feels brighter.

And then right, I can't wait to spend more time together.

We to spend more time together. I can get that too, Okay, great, Yeah, that's great. Okay, great, And I would get the address from you, but I'm not going to do that because this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show, and we do a segment called to Catch a Teeter where you see if your significant other might be messing around based on who they send flowers to. And your husband AJ is actually on the phone and he's been listening.

I don't understand this is a radio station.

Yes, yeah, I'm jumping.

Hey, what.

I don't understand what you're doing or why you're doing it. And I don't know why you didn't tell me about this person.

Why are you calling a radio station and you're not talking to me about this?

We haven't been talking about anything. It's been hard to like nail you down. It's been hard to find a moment to talk about anything. This is the only way I could actually think of. I didn't want to do this. I feel like we haven't been connecting. I feel like there's a weird thing with the flowers that you said you sent to your sister, but I don't think that was to your sister, Like I still don't was that also to whoever the hell Jackson is is? Is that who you've been seeing after work?

Like?

Have you actually been hanging out with your friends?

It just seems very bizarre because nothing has been really different. And you know that we're in an open relationship, and.

So you know that I want people.

Do you see people too? Oh, she didn't tell you that we're in an open relationship.

You didn't.

Yes, we're in a different relationship, so it's okay for me.

To be seeing someone right, Yes, yes, we are in an open relationship, but she hasn't been honest with me, which means that she's been cheating.

You know what I mean.

Well, I'm confused that how it works though, Like you can see other people only if you tell each other you're seeing other people and like what their names are and stuff. Yes, okay, but she's cheating because she didn't tell you about Jackson.

I'm I'm not cheating. We're just supposed to tell each other when we're seeing someone and about them. And it's true, I didn't tell them. Why because it's it's just become a little bit emotionally intense with Jackson, and I knew that you wouldn't approve AJ, so I didn't want to tell you.

Does that mean that you're cheating even more?

No, So if you weren't hiding it from me, I wouldn't. I wouldn't think it was cheating. There's a very fun.

Sensitive about this stuff. So just because it's a little bit emotional, then you get like completely hung up about.

It and ask me all these questions and things do I care about? I don't. I don't think that. Sorry, I'm having it's a hard time dealing with you just keeping this from me right now? Uh, we we built this. We built this on trust. We built like we talked about communicating communication, and you're not communicating with me.

But if you have a deal where you have an over relationship and you're supposed to tell each other things, then sudden, can't you see how he would expect you to tell him?

But I knew he gets so upset about it. It's that it's emotional.

Yeah, if it's emotional, then just don't go there, don't don't go down that road, don't don't invest in it. Then don't spend time with him.

Like, I don't see why you're not thinking about this.

Okay, don't go down that road. Yeah, what about Interstate ten with Jenny?

What was that about?

What was that that we have put that behind us?

We talked about Okay, okay, no, no, all right.

I mean I don't know, oh no, where we're at now.

But there's a lot of light crossland.

I just want to know more about Jenny.

We can definitely work this out, and I want to work it out if you, okay, you are still important person to me. I just I tell you that what we've created, how we have an open relationship, and that we agreed upon, but we can fix this. Okay, I want to fix this.

I want to fix this too, and I just want to know I can trust you as we both try to fix it.

It looks like you both have had your interstate ten months and.

We can Maybe guys can do a different place, a different highway.

Yeah, with each other. Maybe or maybe not. Good luck.

The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Good morning? Can I take your order? I'm going to a tall I've had a large black coffee. Large black Cops, Do you mean aventy?

No?

I mean yeah, that's the biggest one, you guy.

Venti is large?

Is twenty Danny?

Yeah, large is large.

In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.

It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages. Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to battle our own Victoria Ramirez in a fairly easy, yet somehow very hard game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Yeah, also, Tyler the creator tickets, So call us right now if you want to play. Eight eight eight three four three one six one eight eight eight three four three one O

I do.

I've been debating about which one to use. Okay, if you want to play Victoria, it's time to get scared because you're trash talk. It's top notch. Here we go.

Look, guys, they should really record this match and use it as a safety demonstration.

But you don't know why, because it's why you should never challenge someone that's out of your league. Sucka what why is it silent?

What was the first particle you should they should record this match and use it as a safety demonstration, or why you should never challenge someone out of your league.

Okay, you're gonna get hurt.

You're out here hurting people, Victoria. No, I'm just out of their league. It's gonna be a safety demonstration.

They can be recorded.

Is how you stay safe? Be a safety?

Yeah, say you don't stay safe previous safety, run the other direction when you see me coming, because that's how good I am?

All right? Victoria punches down. I get it.

That's the silence. At least give me a fake laugh or something. Actually you're laughing right now.

Guys.

I should really record this match and use it as a safety demonstration.

But you don't know why, because this.

Is why you would ever challenge someone that's out of your league.

Chair on that one.

That's good.

Believe that's a new button.

We can.

You vus. Victoria's coming up right after this. It's the Juble Show.

Scary.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Sign for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia for Tyler the Creator. Take it's and now to meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Mariah? What up?

Mariah?

How are you?

Hey?

How's it going good? Hey? In relation to the Mariah carey, oh, I.

Mean she could be like my long lost mom.

Maybe I'm a junior, you know, like, are you ready to take on Victoria?

Did you hear my trash talk?

Yes, Victoria, are you ready to go down?

Okay?

You know with your energy? Well, with your energy, like, yeah, let's go. But then you said that part and I was like, okay, but did you hear her?

Mariah's was so simple, but.

Like also effective. Mine's also effective, And I make it simple. You people just don't listen. Send Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Mariah, the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Okay, Okay, I'm nervous, Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

All right, here we go, Mariah. Your time starts now.

What is the name of the famous space telescope launched by NASA in nineteen.

Ninety Oh the Apaulo?

What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?

Oh?

Rob?

What is the name of the first book in the Lord of z Rings Truth? Us State is known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes.

Um, Michigan.

I don't know.

All right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's getting settled, Mariah, what's something you would like to tell the world today.

I would like to tell the world to love each other and everybody just be nice to each other because that's what we need.

We do need it. Thank you.

Yeah, get out there and love on each other today.

Hello, with consent. Just love with consents in this.

Game, specially Friday.

You know.

All right, here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass. And you have to be Mariah outright to win. Are you ready? Apps freaking lutely? All right, Mariah, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Okay, ready, there go.

What is the name of the famous space telescope launched by NASA in nineteen ninety Oh?

No, next pass? What is the hardest natural substance on Earth? Medal? What is the name of the first book and the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

What Lord of the Rings? Which US state is known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes?

Uh?

You don't wait what he said?

Next?

Fact pass?

Who was the first US president to appear on television?

No?

What is the name of the poem about the Trojan War written by Homer Nye.

They Oh, Biliad, isn't that right? I don't know. We'll find out in just a second.

No either.

You're nervous about that one. All right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Producer Brad Victoria got one correct and potty mouth Mariah got zero correct.

WHOA Victoria did it? She won?

Riyah.

You still get tired of the creator tickets just for playing though, Thank you for playing? Oh kay, all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.

The name of the famous space telescope launched by NASA in nineteen ninety was the Hubble Space Telescope. The hardest natural substance on Earth is a diamond.

Oh.

The Fellowship of the Ring is the name of the first book in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Minnesota is the state known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes.

Franklin D.

Roosevelt was the first US President to appear on television.

I thought it was Abraham Lincoln too. It was right after the Office and the Iliad.

Or Iliad, whatever you call it is the name of the poem by Homer about the Trojan War.

Yeah, yeah, congratulations, Victoria. Play you for Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all you have to do is dm us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. Now it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Okay, this is wild.

After a full year of getting data for the cyber truck, we now know that the cyber truck is seventeen times more likely to have a fire fatality than a Ford Pinto.

So than the Pinto from back in the day.

Then the Pinto.

So the Ford Pinto is referenced many times. I just had to look it up that it was first released in nineteen seventy. But apparently I had a reputation for fire.

Yeah, because really the gas tank was wait really yeah, and so those things will catch on fire all the time. They stopped making them because of that.

Yeah, it was a safety concern. And so now since that's been happening with the cyber truck, they did the research and it's seventeen times more likely.

That's a lot. Okay. The Pinto is way keater than the I want to.

Be dope ironically, Yeah, that sounds not safe.

But drive at your own What is it called you?

Why are the testla start? Is it the battery exploding or something? What's going on with it?

What it is?

Yeah? Yeah? The cyber truck.

Oh yeah, I don't.

I didn't.

I don't know it didn't say, but that would make sense if it did. Yeah, they catch fire that random crazy.

Yeah, fatalities and everything.

I also look awful. Stop buying them. It doesn't make any sense, isn't it?

Is this true?

Though?

Once you buy it, you're stuck with it, like you can't sell it back like all that kind of I feel like I read an article about it. Yeah, like you're locked in. You can't get rid of it.

Al so you can't resell it because nobody wants one. You were alone in that decision.

I like them.

I like them.

I like them.

Yeah, you like them, But I don't think you like them for the same reasons other people like them. I think you like I think Jubile likes the cyber truck because he goes that's weird. I'd like to be and drive it around and making a joke. I think other people think they look cool, insanely cool when they buy one.

And all I see is a dummy with too much money. Yeah, I would like to have one that's just like gold plated. Yeah, you know, just like and so you walk up to a place of people like, who is this a hole?

Yeah, they would definitely have that.

It's great. You need a gold plated Pinto, is what you need? Yes?

I yes, Well this next story is safe and it's.

Great because holidays and the pressure of social media brings so many more deals for consumers. So Subways got you with that bogo so you can get a sandwich for you and your love or whoever you claim to be your lover.

But that's actually going on now. So it's going on now through Valentine's Day.

So long everything that was weirdly accurate that conversation.

And lastly, science has made some really interesting developments, and this is that they've created a type of asphalt that's capable of repairing its own cracks over time. Whoa, so where all of those potholes are and like where it gets extra bumpy and stuff. Now this stuff is going to just go ahead and repair itself. So it's based off of the whole concept that trees and certain animals are able to regenerate themselves.

So I like that science was able to do that with asphalt. It reminds me of all of.

The villains and like a Disney movie, how when they die, they then on the ground.

And then they somehow just like mush back together and they go back into the villain.

I don't like that. Yeah, it makes sense.

Now we've got asphalt coming back together, We've got aliens coming down, we've got cars exploding.

It's it's a time to be a lot.

Maybe asphalts spend too much time on TikTok and seeing too many people be like, yeah, I've got cracks and I'm not perfect, but I can mind them.

Yeah, that's what's trending.

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Damien is on the phone today for a first date follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Serena, So we're going to see if we can find out why and maybe get him another date if he still wants one after he finds out why. Damien whistle Man, thank you for your email. Before we get into your date. How long has it been since you talked to Serena.

It's been about two weeks.

About two weeks.

That's kind of a sweet spot, you know, you start to really panic at the two week point.

Yeah.

I didn't want to like rush or anything, but I am. I am. Once when I heard y'all we're looking for you know, things like this, I was like, I don't want to try and reach out.

Okay, we'll tell us a little bit about Serena and why you think you're getting ghosted.

Like, honestly, I think I'm a pretty self aware guy, and I am puzzled as to what's going on because we went. I took her on a date to a wine bar, and first of all, actually she is a friend of a co worker of mine, and so I took her to a wine bar and it was pretty casual. I thought we had great conversation, and let me just say, she is absolutely stunning. She's beautiful. But more importantly, I just thought that she was really intriguing and she was

The middle of it she just left in the middle of your date.

Yes, like she went to the bathroom and was just gone. I'd say probably like were We were three quarters of the way through the state, and I thought everything was going like wonderful, and then all of a sudden, she's just gone.

Did it seem like something had happened?

I did notice that, like something came up, and she was like it looked like maybe like halfway through she got a text or something, and something looked a little frantic, So maybe something came up and now she's like maybe too shy to reach out or something. But yeah, I mean like she she was kind of texting a bunch and then we talked a little bit more. She went to the restroom and then she was gone.

M I mean, either you really sucked in her mind, or you know, something did did happen.

I will be the first to admit, you know, like my bad, but I really don't think that's the case.

If you're running out on somebody, how do you redeem yourself after that?

I just hope something like came up. I asked my friend about it too, and he said he hasn't heard from them, and so I'm not really sure. What's going on?

Huhuh, Yeah, it must have been something then with the with the phone or the sex message.

Yeah, did it seem like she was distracted? I mean, was you know, was she getting a lot Like did it look like an emergency happened? Is what I mean? Did it look like there was something she was paying attention to so much on her phone where all of a sudden she just had to go if.

It was an emergency. She played it off pretty well.

Oh wow, one of the Okay, that's where that's got to be awkward.

Uh, I'm sorry, Tom, It's like worse than ghosting. You got like what is it called leaving the middle of a day ditched?

Yeah, I would have felt like at least a heads up or something, but I don't know.

Yeah, that would be a common courtesy.

So since that happened, how many times have you tried to reach out to her?

You know?

I texted her a couple of times really, just like early on, like maybe a week ago, but I haven't wanted to like blow her up or anything like that, so I just kind of let it be. And I've still been thinking about it. So that's why I reached out to you'all.

I'd be more worried at this point than anything else, because that's just too strange.

Yeah, I mean, I am kind of worried. I mean, like, I guess I'm worried about her, but you know, I'm always like, is there something wrong with me?

Too?

Right?

All right, Well, we'll try to figure out for you to play a song come back, and then call her and see if we can figure it out and get you another date if you still want one.

Okay, sounds good.

All right, We'll play a son come back and get your first day follow up next.

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Right in the middle of your first day, follow up and if you're just joining us. Damien is on the phone, and Damien is getting more than ghosted by Serena. He actually got ditched in the middle of his date by Serena, and he doesn't know why. Damien. Before we call her to see if we can figure it out, just refresh everybody's memory. Run down real quick. How your date went.

Yeah, my friend set me up with the date. We went to a line bar and she was awesome and we had a great time, or we were having a great time. And then about now we're in I've noticed that like she started, I guess she got a text message or something and started maybe freaking out a little bit, and a little after that, went to the restroom and never came back. Been trying to hit her up. And that's when I reached out field.

And that was it, Like no response.

I just want to know what it was me too.

All right, we're about to call her, Damien.

You ready, Yeah, I'm ready?

All right, Here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak to Serena. Hey Serena, how are you. This is Jubil from the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.

Hi Serena.

My name's Nina, I'm here too, Nina Serena. See we could be friends. Hi, I'm Victorian. So there's three people on the phone with you.

Oh wow, okay, Hi.

Are you familiar with the show at all?

A little bit?

Yeah?

Have you ever heard the segment that we do called a first date follow up before?

Oh gosh?

Yeah.

Oh so we got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting.

Have you ran out on a date recently?

Oh?

My god, a little more than ghost.

Horrifying. This is like the worst case there.

Damien emailed us and he is wondering what he did, like why you just ran out on your date with him?

Oh?

Oh no, okay, hmm okay, okay, breathe really clicks together.

Okay, I'm so embarrassed. Oh my gosh, Okay, No, it had nothing to do with Jamien.

I mean he's there. I mean he's not there, but he can hear me. I guess you had nothing to.

Do with him.

So you have heard a few of.

These, Yeah, no, I have.

I can tell because you know that he's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

Let's not put the pressure on yet. I feel like, let's let him. Listen, I agree before we put him on point Nina.

Yeah, No, it had nothing to do with him. It's just really embarrassing. I was really excited about this day. My friend works with Damien mm hmm. So I really wanted to look nice and I don't really have a lot of you know, like nice.

Dress up stuff. So I borrowed some clothes from her.

And it was like a really low cut body suit. Yeah, it was as cute until it wasn't.

Uh.

At one point I reached like to get some water, and it like fell open and I had like I had a wardrobe malfunction.

A little like a nip slip.

Yeah, I know he saw it, Like, I know, he looked straight at me, and I was just there was way more than I'm not like that. I didn't. I don't dress up like that at all, and I sure don't, you know, strip I was mortified. So I started texting my roommate about I mean, I can't believe that he made me wear this, and now I'm you know, I just I look like a stripper. And so I just excused myself to the bathroom and then I couldn't I just couldn't come back to the table.

I was just so embarrassed that I knew he's seen me.

You know, are you sure he saw you?

I know he saw me, Like he smiled, you know, he smiled at me and was like, I mean, he was playing it off, but I was just it was horrible.

It's definitely an embarrassing moment, just to make you feel better really quickly, just to know that you're not alone. I have actually split my pants on a date, wide open in the back, and I was wearing a thong and it was completely visible, to the point that he had to go to his car to get me a hoodie to tie around my waist. And I was wearing a nice outfit to make sure people didn't see my butt. So you're not alone. This kind of stuff, it happens day, even.

If it was your first date. Though I find it hard pressed to believe that most people would judge somebody for that on a first date. Right, it just happens, It's an accident.

Well, what if it happened to you, jubill.

Let's pretend that you were single and you went on a date with somebody and all of a sudden they had a little oopsie.

Right, are you cool?

With that.

Yeah, yeah, and not not in a pervy way, sure, right, but I would try to make the fault. I would actually look at it as an opportunity to, like, watch, I'm going to show her understanding I am, and then maybe I'll get to see him for real later. You know, I don't know.

I asked my question because.

You know you will be like, it's okay, pulls his pants down and restaurant.

Well, maybe we should talk to Damien. Yeah, see if he even saw.

It, Srina, you already know he's on the other line listening, so we'll just bring him on Damien.

Uh yeah, I just want to go ahead and like clear the area. I had no idea that this happened, Like, honest to god, I had no idea.

I'm serious.

I know you said that.

I like smiled and played it off, but like, I don't know if like I just wasn't looking like I feel like that's something I would have noticed. But I swear to god, I had no idea that that ass.

Oh my gosh, does that make you feel better, Serena, Yeah.

Yeah, I mean it does.

But I'm so sorry that I loved I just.

I was mortified. I just I just wanted the words of like swallow me up. I was so horrified by it.

Well, and I also just want to say that I thought that you looked like fantastic and I jumped it. It was you look incredible that night.

Oh well, thank you. I'll never be wearing it again, but thank you.

Yeah. Like, I really had no idea, and I thought i'd like I sat there puzzled, like when I finally realized you weren't coming back, I was like, man, what did I do that? Like really screwed up the states? And I thought it was I thought it was going really well. I thought we really connected.

No, it really was, And it's just me.

It was just me. I was just I couldn't. I felt like I couldn't come back from that. And I'm really sorry. I should have I should have said something, but I honestly felt like I couldn't even I couldn't even come back to the table after that.

That's okay, I get I'm sure that's yeah. That would be really really tough to like try and cover up with if you thought that's what was going on, And I, yeah, I get it.

You see, That's what I've noticed about, especially when things like that happen. People are self conscious about it because they know it happened. Yeah, but most of the time people aren't even checking for it and they didn't see it at all. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't know what to say.

Hey, Serena, would you like another date with Damien now that you know he didn't see it and it wasn't awkward for him because he didn't even see it at all. And he's also really liked you and it's been wondering why you ran out.

That would be great, absolutely sweet, Dailien.

Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, let's let's we go. Maybe, like we'll go walk in the park and we can wear big sweatshirts or something so we don't have to worry about it.

You know, that'd be awesome.

Thank you, Thank you so much.

You're so cute, Serena.

Oh, thank you guys. I really appreciate it.

Yeah, thank you so much.

Better.

I'm so sorry, Damon.

I'm really not like that.

I'm not I'm not.

Just I'm looking forward to another thing.

Too.

Thank you so much giving me another chance.

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There's only one place to turn when you need life advice. And no it's not doctor Phil. All he's going to do is sit there and say what were you thinking? Over and over again. And it's not your favorite influencer who has a very loose understanding of what manifesting means. And it's not even Oprah because she's just going to tell you to take ozimpic. Oh no, it's the Jewbil Show.

Hey?

Guys?

I'm good?

How are you good? What's your issue? What do you need help with?

Oh?

I definitely need some help. So here's my situation. Full disclosure. I screwed up. First, I cheated on my boyfriend.

Oh, okay, like this how long ago? Okay?

A year ago?

Okay?

I was wondering if it was just like just happened before you called mites ago and I don't know what to do.

No, No, like a year ago, I cheated on him. It was just one time. It was this guy at the gym. It you know, didn't mean anything. It was so stupid of me. My boyfriend found out and he made me feel so awful for months, which well deserved of course.

So you guys are still together.

Then we are. We're still together.

I was sort of impressive because it takes a lot to come back from that. Yeah, it does.

It took it took a lot for me to gain his trust back. But we've been doing really well, so I know he has a lot.

Of plans for us for Valentine's Day, which is coming up.

And okay, so here's the thing though, Last weekend I went out with my girlfriends and we were at the bar and.

Ran, Oh no, no, that'd be so much worse.

Okay, so it's not that way.

Maybe it is. Anyway, So last weekend went out with my girls. We were at the bar, and we actually ran into one of his friends at the bar. Okay, now I know this guy really well. Of course we all hang out. So we all hung out.

We were all drinking and after a handful of drinks, my boyfriend's friend let it slip that apparently my boyfriend also cheated on me.

Who really like around the same time or recently.

More recently, but from what I've gathered, it was about six months ago.

Okay, dude, this is your You just found this out that he cheated on you as well.

Just found this out last weekend.

So he never told you.

No, my boyfriend never told me. I never saw any signs. I was completely oblivious until his friend and he just let it slip. It was just like, you know, I'm so glad that you guys are doing so well.

Now.

You're such a cute come and like, how funny is it that you both cheated on each trouble?

Wait?

Wait both we both did?

Huh has a friend You're probably like logically like, okay, they canceled each other out.

Yeah, the friend knows too much.

And they're like, that's just so great you guys together after all this turmoil.

He was one time.

For him.

From what it sounds like, I mean, I didn't ask any questions because it sounded like he thought I already knew.

Okay, so what do you what do you need help with?

So now I'm just trying to figure out, Like what do I do? He has got all these plans for Valentine's Day. I don't want to ruin that. But you know, do I end the relationship?

Do I just let it slide?

Because we're kind of even now? Like, well, how do I handle this? Do I talk to him about it? I don't know what to do?

Okay? Well, call up eight eight eight three four three one six one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. Text in four to one oh six one. What do you think Bailey should do? We'll talk to Bailey more right after this and you can give her your advice next. Bailey sounds hot if she wants to cheat on her boyfriend again, so she's in the lead.

Yeah, absolutely, okay.

And if you didn't hear the first part, Bailey cheated on her boyfriend about a year ago, and then she was just out with some friends, and she ran into one of his friends and that person shared with her that her boyfriend has also cheated about six months ago, and Bailey had no idea, So she just learned this, and she wonders. She's wondering what she should do. Should she break it off? Should she tell him? What should she do? Because he's got big Valentine's Day plans and

Honestly? I think they should come together as adults and you know, have a discussion her tell him, you know that she found out that something may have happened, have a discussion as to why they were both unfaithful in the first place. I mean, at about a point in our lives where we need to make some you know, big kid decisions. We don't want to base a relationship off of, you know, unfaithfulness and you know, not being true to each other totally.

That's great advice, tessela In. Actually, Bailey, can I ask you one question?

How do you feel? Though?

Like?

How do you like? What's your gut telling you? Are you sad? Are you mad?

Do you feel like you guys are even like, how do you feel? Do you feel betrayed?

I'm absolutely crushed. Yeah, heartbroken.

You know, I thought that we had moved past this, and I didn't. I didn't expect him to do something like this and never tell me, especially after how hard I worked to earn his trust back.

Sure, yeah, because you did you tell him when you cheeted on him? Or did he just find out?

He found out, but he found out right after it happened, And honestly, I would have told him.

Okay, somebody chexted in at four one o six one and said go your separate ways.

I think what's crazy about this too, is that he made you feel like crap for months, puts you in cheeter, you know, because you know someone is unfaithful in a relationship and then the other.

Person rides the high road for four months. Yeah, that's also not cool if you're gonna choose to trust them to take somebody back after they cheated, and you also have to choose to trust them right and not like use it against them as he did he use it against you.

Oh, absolutely, every chance he got it came up.

I wonder if it was his way of trying to get past it, because even though like they stayed together and obviously he was making you feel bad about it, hoping that would make him feel better about the fact that he stayed. Maybe this was like that last chance

Well, you also say you're good. Y'all are good now, like y'all are on good terms. Now did that only happen about six months ago, like after he cheated?

You know, I feel like it was a very gradual thing that happened, as I you know, to gain his trust back, and we've just continuously gotten better and better in our relationship.

Well, then at this point, it is, like Jesslyn said, really worth it having that to have that conversation. And maybe you have that conversation on Valentine's Day?

I mean, why not?

Because it is about love and finding a way to be together and love each other. I mean, maybe that is a good time to do it.

It's not that ruining Valentine's Day? Who cares? It's already got the stress on both sides.

Somebody texted in at four one o six one and said, I was in the same situation and we worked through it.

Oh, pop off is definitely possible.

How yeah, is this someone you could see yourself deathbed holding their hand?

I thought so till I found this out, and now I'm just so on the fence.

Somebody else texted in at four one o six one, Bailey and said, you guys should an open relationship. That that's a good Valentine's Day. I was thinking we could just both see other people we like together. You see a couple over there, an option, Bailey.

I don't think that that would work well for us.

More power to the.

People that it works for, But I don't think that that's in our future.

Yeah.

I think a lot of people on the text my support are saying that you should at least confront him and let him know that you know. Yeah, I think you should do this, Bailey. I think you should confront him right and give him the opportunity to be honest with you. And I think if he lies to you, then be out right. You were honest with him when

Get the gifts first, you get all the guilt gifts now, yeah, those are always the best gifts.

That's why I got all my gifts from.

Then stay with them a little bit, give me the lie, get the guilt gifts, then dip on on Saturday or Sunday.

What do you think you're going to do, Bailey.

I think I'm going to confront him, but I think I'm going to wait till after Valentine's Day.

Yeah, just dragging to Valentine's exactly.

Okay, so much effort into the day and I really just don't want to ruin that. Even if the relationship ends, I don't want to ruin all.

The guests.

Jewbles dirty little secret.

Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

I do so.

I don't know if you'll recognize my voice, but I actually came out a year ago onto y'all's thing.

I was going to say you your voice did sound very familiar. Okay, that's so dope. And in case you missed when he was on before, we have the audio of that right here to.

My name is Slogan Page, and I'm actually very local to where y'all actually do y'all show.

Oh really, okay, Yes, that's cool, Logan Page, and you're officially out of the closet.

I welcome.

Yeah, congratulations, Will in a whole new life today. That is awesome. Congratulations, that's amazing. I'm so proud of you. Honestly, that's got to be hard to have such a big secret and try to live a life that other people want you to live. And you're about to make me cry right now, man, seriously, Oh cry, do not cry because.

We're all going to cry.

I know.

How do you feel?

I feel much better? Actually?

Yeah, yeah, I bet Logan. Are you going to do anything to celebrate today?

I'm actually going to ask the guy that I've been talking to you.

Yeah, that was you how to go?

It was actually really good.

Yeah, yay, congratulate trade.

Yeah, so we're actually going on a year today.

That is very awesome. You have any words of inspiration for anybody who was in the situation that you were in.

Don't be scared.

Everybody's gonna love you no matter what.

And if they don't love you, then that I'm in my opinion, if they don't love you enough to love you for who you are, then they don't deserve to be in your life exactly.

That's the reason why I got on Dirty Little Secret because I want to do.

Let y'all know.

Oh well, thank you so much. I appreciate the update. Man, that's awesome, of course. Yeah, have a great one, and thank you very much for your words too. You're a great example.

And go create new dirty little secrets for your one year anniversary.

You don't even know, all right, tip care, thank you for checking in. All right, Bye y'all, Bye bye. What's your dirty little Secret? Text shoebol to four one oh sixty one