Songs at Weddings

Are you married, no, or planning on getting married or thinking of tying to not one of these days. Well, then there's a couple of things that you need in order to make your day go perfectly. You need a good location, you need somebody willing to marry you, and of course, you need to write music at your reception. Well, Spotify just released the most popular wedding songs of all time and people are shocked that one song didn't make the list. But what is the number one wedding song

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What's your favorite song to hear at a wedding? It's the Gewble Show. Is it perhaps the most more romantic wedding song ever Cardi B's Wop? Or is it something a little more in depth and about the future of the relationship like the Di vinyls I Touch Myself the Future? Or is it something else? I asked because Spotify just released a lips list of the top songs played at weddings, and what the number one song is We'll tell you in a second. There's also a song that didn't make

Is that curate?

Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon the fun one.

Oh, you know, I don't think I realized that is probably one that has heard at weddings a lot.

Yeah, there are those songs that are always played at weddings. Number eight is Crazy in Love. Oh, yeah, that one is always played.

I like that one though, definitely on the dance word for that one. There's some of these I'll be sitting out and drinking champagne, but serious, I'll be.

Yeah, there's some songs that as soon as you hear you're like, oh my god, I have to get out.

Yeah, why do they have so many my songs at weddings?

A lot of them? Number seven is Marry You by Bruno Mars. Pretty on the Nose is when I'm drinking Champagney. Number six on the list is black Eyed Beleave Peace, Okay. Whenever I hear these songs, I do just picture high heels being held in the hand over people's heads and really bad. Damn.

So you glow sticks in the other one, you know, when they give out the glow sticks at the party, when the cheesy DJ comes out.

I've never been to a wedding to hand it out glow ticks, glow sticks. Jersey weddings get Number five on the list is September by Earth Wind and Fire.

I'll be drinking champagne during this one too. Wait, that's not it.

Sorry, that's a song that we're supposed to play on the station. This is it.

Oh, this is when you're dancing with grandpa. This is when your drunk bridesmaids.

Like, oh, where's the cute on. That's when the generations get out there. You know, they're like, oh, here we go. Now they're playing some good music. The other stuff it all sounds the same too. And then it's just all lower body.

Yeah, it's all lower body and maybe a hand or two goes up and a grandpa is just having a good old time.

Yeah, that's c I do enjoy that part. Yeah. What is the number four song that they say is one of the most popular wedding songs of all time, mister Bright's Side by the Killers.

I would never have guessed that. Really, I used to listen to it all the college.

That's the song that brings you to the dance floor at a wedding.

Yes, because everyone knows it brings you.

To the dance floor. Name one, lyricaus On, mister bride side. I always that's longer that one, just because it's fun to do jazz hands to it, like if it were a Broadway thing, because that's the way it sounds to me. Like on mister Bright, I want to can the top. That's what I call myself in the mirror. Oh good morning, mister Bright's side, Yeah by Ushers, Number three, Top wedding songs of all time.

Once again, very specific memory, dancing at a wedding to this song, really very specific memory, and it was very beautiful. We had our big little glowstick things or they were balloons we were waving around. This dude and I had been flirting for a long time and we hadn't seen each other in a long time, so we're at this wedding and we were definitely dancing to that in a very good way until somebody came up and grabbed him and was like, you're not allowed to do that.

So you came here with your wife. You're not supposed to be dancing like that. There was life there. She just got carried away from somebody else. Anyway, She's never going to tell her I know, like.

A heartbreak fifteen years later, but that day.

I don't need to get torn off the dance floor. I'm dangerous.

I'm also known as Nita, only goes to weddings with like additional item.

Are you sure these are weddings.

I didn't even know they were called party fair, I said, additional items.

Yeah. The number two songs of all time according to Spotify of wedding songs is Dancing Queen. Yes, this is at the end of the night with memorial Hands.

Yeah.

This one does always seem to play at the end of the night when things are winding down and people have already left, and it's like the last few people, it's the thing still there left on the dance hoping the party doesn't end because they have to go. I'm successful. One more drinks is here, and me and that old lady, I'm taking her home. Whatever it's also all lower Body

Yeah, me too.

There's no real slow songs on here. Yeah, how many ed sheering songs didn't make the list.

I'm also surprised, and I think that it got robbed because the number one wedding song I think is the Chashaw Slide. Seriously, every single wedding always, I've never heard the song outside of a wedding, actually, right, I don't know how it goes other than it being at a wedding. It's fun because everybody can get involved. The instructions are right there. Yeah, out Makarina. We don't do that anymore. Well, the Mackarina is also one of them. I'm surprised. How

Yeah, but I think that's why they didn't make the list, like the other songs are more.

Yeah, but there are These songs are played at weddings more than the others. Yeah, for sure. I've never been to a wedding that doesn't have the chaw Shaw slide because you really kind.

Of catered to think the olders, you know what I'm saying, Like you want all the aunts and uncles and grandparents to dance, and they'll do the chat Shaw slide. They'll do all that stuff, electric slide, the Chicken dance. Rama loved the Chicken Dance is a big one too for them. The Cupid shuffle that this one is the chow Shaw slide. Yes, what that probably was made whoever made the Cuban Shuffle.

So let's make That's saying what they call your next assignment, basically, just make a song that can be played on the wedding dance floor and you'll be played for the rest of your lives. Bols wedding. It's just songs with the instructure. Yeah, and I'm going back and then forward again. Yeah, back and forward and back at least three times. It's another jubile phone frame ties.

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It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show. Branden is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater. He's been with his girlfriend Sabrina for three years, but now he thinks that something might be going on, so we're going to see if we can help him out. Brandon, I'm sorry you're in the situation, man, Why don't you tell us what's going on?

So my girlfriend and I we've been together for about three years, not married where we actually live in different cities and h So, yeah, we've been doing long distance

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I'm thirteen thirteen?

Okay, okay, this is great. Yeah, this is really I have a feeling that you're going to destroy Victoria. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna all right, here we go, Rader. Your time starts now.

What year was the Emancipation Proclamation issued.

Us?

What is the chemical symbol for oxygen.

Ox?

How many laws of motion are there? Five? What are the bones in your spine called?

Right?

How many months of the year have thirty one days?

Uh?

Six?

What do palaeontologists study?

You find them?

Okay, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's getting her headphones on and stuff, Rader, what's something you would like the world to know today?

I was born on the tenth anniversary of nine to eleven.

Oh wow, that isn't It's just crazy day to think about when you celebrate your birthday.

What age were you when you knew that that was a thing.

I don't know. I think that as a cool thing. Yeah, some people will like always make fun of me for it, but it's.

Not fun of you for that.

Yeah, just your birthday you had any control.

Yeah, exactly, all right, Raider, how do you think Victoria is gonna do six out of six?

Really?

That was all right? Here we go Victoria thirty seconds ance. There as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and you have to beat Raider outright to win, and Rader you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Ready?

Go?

What year was the emancipation proclamation issue?

I knew it?

Dang it?

Wait, I know this one. I don't think I know this one?

Sixteen seven, okay, nine thirty nine, forty nine, four nine, twenty nine, forty nine?

What nineteen eighteen eighty eight nine? No, I'm sorry, I'm trying to think of it.

There's other questions. What is the chemical symbol for oxygen? Chemical symbol ox? That's all right, I know key one? How many laws of motion are there?

Three? This may be like the least amount of questions you've gotten to.

Well, I cause I know the emancipation proclimation, like I swear that's one of the dates.

I learned, right, But I mean, you understand it's a timed event, right, And do you also understand that you can if you don't know the answer, to the question.

You could just say pass. He tells you the instructions every single day.

The thing is, I feel like I knew it, so I wanted to guess it.

That's true. The time seven seconds that you'd get two out of six, you did barely got two questions. And let's send it over the scoreboard and see how you guys did. Victoria got one correct and Raider got too correct. Raider, congratulations, you meat Victoria. Alright, Victoria, did you catch it?

He's thirteen?

Yep, I was catching that.

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The Emancipation Proclamation was issued in eighteen sixty three. The chemical symbol for oxygen is oh. There are three laws of motion to that one kind of right. You did get that one right. The bones in your spine are called vertebrae.

I knew that.

There are seven months of the year that have thirty one days. And paleontologists do study fossils or dinosaur bones. Ooh, allionthologists?

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It's just to get through as many questions as possible. But when you say one of those that, I just I think. I know I can't help, but want to. I don't know why I keep guessing it.

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Dominic is on the phone today for a first date follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Keisha. So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if she tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Dominic, how long has it been since you heard from Keisha?

Honestly, man, it's been about two weeks.

You try to hit her up.

Yeah, I've called, I've texted, like not like trying to look desperate, but you know, just a few Hey, I want to go hang out, you want to meet up? Never messaged me back, never called back. I don't really get why.

Well, let's talk about it. So you really liked her then, huh?

Yeah?

I mean I felt like, really connected. I felt like we had so much just in common and I had such a great time. I really thought she wanted to meet up again and just disappeared.

What did you guys do on your date? How did you meet her?

I mean we met, you know, on the date and apps, and honestly, like I saw her profile and she's just so gorgeous. I needed to message her, and I was so lucky she messaged back, and we really just bonded over like Marvel movies and a little bit bonding over food. We both really liked papta, like Italian food stuff like that, and I thought, you know, hey, this is going really well, so we managed to go out and it was just really great.

Okay, well what was so great about it?

Well, I kind of gave her I wanted to make it like special, and I'm kind of like, hey, we're having that first date. Let's make it memorable. Hopefully this will lead to a lot more So, I kind of I made it a bit of a sensory experience. I put a blindfold on her. I walked her into the restaurant.

So hold on real quick. So you went on the date, and you started it by putting a blindfold on her.

I can see where you might be going. Oh no, that sounds like a red flag. But I put it on her. As we got to the rest she knew where we were, not where we were going, but like where we were. She just thinks she was going into a warehouse district and going, oh hey.

Okay, so what was she doing while she was blindfolded? So she's showing up?

Yeah, yeah, I just walked her into the restaurant. I kind of put like the Avengers theme on, and so it kind of goes surprised.

That's fun. Now you think it's fine? Yeah, now look, anybody blindfolds me. Plus the Avengers team on I'm down, but no, that that sounds fun.

They're all worried about the blindfold, but all of a sudden, this guy is like walking around with the Avengers theme song and that's normal, Like it makes the Captain America and my great so Avengers theme song.

And it was, you know, a really nice Italian place that I figured we both like, well, I've been there, so I do I'd like it. But you know, we bonded over the Italian food, so I was like, we bring her here, let her kind of smell you know, the aromas, all the things, the garlic and the Italian place, and just kind of come in and be.

Like, oh, it's going to be good.

And she seemed to really like it. It really paid off. You know, we had a really great meal, and you know, and then we went back for a little nightcap and dessert.

When you say night cap in dessert, are we talking like actual night cap in dessert or were we talking other stuff dessert?

Both happened both.

Oh okay, it's a solid night. Yeah, And then how are things when you said goodbye?

Like we talked about it before you know, we dozed off. You know, let's meet up again, and I kind of had to go in the morning, Like, but you know, we had talked about everything, and she knew I was going to call after that. I like, I don't think it was just that I kind of like she knew I was going to leave before she woke up.

Did anything else weird happen on the day he had aside from the blindfolding, that could have been a reason why she decided not to call you back.

I mean, she she wanted to know generally how many people I've been with?

She asked you that.

Is, you know, it's kind of just that after glow of hey, this is fun, how many people have you been with? Kind of I think she just meant it more playfully and I just was there and ended up saying the truth, which she was thinking single or double digit and it was triple digit.

Well I could see that being a reason. All right, we'll try to freight out for you to play a song, come back, call her and then see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you, and maybe get to another date.

Okay, all right, man, thanks guys.

Yeah, well, plus on, come back and get your first day follow up next right in the middle of your first day follow up if you're just joining us. Dominic is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Keisha. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Dominic, why don't you refresh our memory on your situation?

Hey guys, Well, we had a really great date. I blindfolded her, brought her to Italian food, played Avengers music. We went back to her place, had a really great night, and then I maybe freaked her out by telling her I slept with one hundreds of people.

A good breakdown. That could do it? All Right? You ready for us to call her?

As ready as I'll ever be?

All Right, here we go. Hello him, I speak Takeisha please?

Uh this is Keisha. May I ask is Colin?

Yes you can. My name is Jubil. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show. Hi, Keisha, I'm Nina also on the Jubile Show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. How are you?

I'm fine?

This is a little unexpected And is this a joke right now? I'm sorry be rude about that.

It's like, is this real?

Yes? This is real? We do a segment on the show. It's called the First a follow Up, but it's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person can email us and then we call you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you. Oh great, it's from It's from Dominic.

Yeah, unfortunately I figured I listen, I have been ghosting. That is one hundred percent true. But I have a good reason to ghost him.

Okay reason. The last date we had was so weird.

It felt like the entire date, I felt like I was a main character in a TV show.

So we talked to him and he told us that he told us how he blindfolded you and gave you a sensory experience. Is that what you're talking about? And the Avengers theme song.

Was playing, but you know what, it goes beyond that. He also said he sang me a lullaby, super cringe and the date.

Like, sing you a lullaby?

Yeah, he sang me a lullaby. It was creepy. It was so creepy.

Well, he did tell us that he ended up spending the night there. Yeah, he didn't tell us about singing you a lullaby.

Though, So, I mean we're laying there, you know, we had at time, and you know, he asked if you know I was ready for bed, which they said, yeah, sure, and you know, of course we're doing like this spooning. He puts his arm over me and holds me tight, but then he starts to slowly and very quietly sing Twinkle Twinkle a little star in my ear.

Yeah, okay, And you didn't dig that.

Not even in the slightest. It was so unnerving, Like I don't know who thought that was a good idea, but it was like I kind of felt like this guy I was with was like, I don't even know how to explain it, but I was worried he was gonna start busting out old McDonald's had a farm, being a little childish, and it was really uncomfortable, especially right after, you know, the the night we had had together.

And you know, at the same.

Time, I did think it was kind of funny, but then I realized, I don't think he was joking.

It was like a very intense moment.

You didn't think that was romantic?

Can you said, that's dominic He's actually on the phone listening.

I was what freaked you out? Just you know, I saying you a little lullaby?

Thought it thought it.

Was you know, cute. It's something I feel it would be like a little thing we did.

I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

But you're a grown man and you were trying to like put me to sleep by you know, shame allowaby, no disrespect, but if you want me to sleep, I feel like there's other activities you could have done, you know, to do that, but sure go straight to doing alullaby.

I guess it was, you know, I just don't understand why we did.

The other things first, Yeah, and then you ended it with alullaby? Do you genuinely not see how that might be cringed for a lot of people?

No? I mean I've had, you know, other people that really thought it was cute, thought it was you. You treat me like you treated me like I was a child. It's not like I touched you in and gave you a warm milk either.

I don't know. I don't understand the problem. So, like, was it his singing keisha that was so bad about the lullabyer? Just the fact that it happened.

It was a bit of both like again, when he finished, you know, singing Twinkle Swinkle, Little Star, I immediately was bracing myself for like old MacDonald had a farm or something, and I'm automatically thinking, if he starts to make the barnyard noises, I'm gonna lose it. It's not like in a me why, but I won't be able to stop laughing at I'd be worried about that.

That's funny.

I love it.

That's the image that came to your mind.

You know.

I feel like I should have done that because at least, you know, would have gotten to laugh. Maybe that would have been better.

I'm not really sure if you want someone you know laying next to you laughing, you know, especially when you're in bed together intimately. But if that's you know, if that's how you walked away from that experience, I guess I get it.

But I still think it's it's really a.

Victoria. Why is it scary? Because it's like also like you're in bed and twinkle twinkle, like are you okay?

I mean yeah, if you sing it like that, it's scary. I was like sitting in the core of the room with my eyes well and go and sing you trying to sing it kind of cute.

I mean, I think it's a solid effort, even if you don't like it. Kisha, would you like to go on another date with Dominic? Will pay for it?

You know I'm going to pass on the date.

I appreciate the effort, Dominic, I really do, and I don't regret us being together, but I really just don't see a future and I don't really see us moving forward together.

I mean, I could not sing lullabies. I'm cool with that.

What if he doesn't sing lullabies. I don't think you should give that up, Dominic.

I can I understand.

It's just at the end of the day, I found it so funny that I actually was worried you if you were going to get upset with me, and you know it just I cannot move past this.

I'm so sorry. I really can't.

I mean, I guess if that's how you feel, and at least you.

Told me, you know what, I didn't really think that, you know, I would have to explain to a grown man why, you know, being a lull of eye to a grown women would be creepy.

But it's the radio.

Thing to happen and comes to light.

That's fine. Some people like romance, some people don't. Radio people seem to really like it. You guys like the Avengers.

I mean I do, yes, Jules first Day follow ups time, Vernina's what's trending.

If your fiance asked you if they could spend the wedding fund money on World Series tickets, would you say, Okay, do.

I get to go? No? Oh, it's for them? Probably right, Yeah, I don't know me now, me, now, I would say no, I'm not cool with that. Me a couple of years ago. Sure, I've learned my lesson with that kind of stuff, and now I will stand up for myself.

I just don't think i'd married someone who cared that much about sports.

Ninety four hundred dollars whoa need? Four hundred dollars is what it costs for this one man who was getting married to use his wedding fund money to take him and his three friends to the World Series. He didn't even take his fiance no, but she did give him her blessing.

To be fair, it's going to be a tiny wedding in ninety four hundred bucks.

Yeah, even if you Yeah, you can't get away with a cake for that much. We don't know. It's just a left in the staff. Okay, it's not.

The whole wedding fund. It's just mean, let me just take a loan out of the wedding fund.

Oh no, I break out, but okay, just so you know people out there are doing that. So why don't you have that conversation day with your partners. Yea, there's a mystery out in these streets that British chef Jamie Oliver is trying to solve, and that is the missing one thousand wheels of cloth wrapped artisanal cheddar cheese. What that was swiped from a dairy yard.

But this is very.

Posh cheese, so much so that Jamie Oliver is said that he will give the person that finds this cheese thousand wheels by the way, three hundred and ninety thousand dollars if they can find it.

The cheese was stolen in a scam.

Somebody showed up there saying that they were going to be like putting the cheese where it was supposed to go.

But really they just took the cheese and they ran off with the cheese. I didn't know cheese was so valuable.

Yes, some cheese. Is that valuable? The older it is, I guess, the more valuable it is.

How old is it?

And if it says artisanal in it, I think anything that says artisanal, yeah, it doesn't actually tell me how old it is. I just know that it's forty eight four and eighty eight pounds worth of cheese.

Wait, a lot of cheese to go missing.

Guy who had it originally, who gave it to these scammers, They didn't want to check for credentials.

I'd make sure. I don't think anybody was thinking, Hey, today's the day somebody is going to come and steal a thousand wheels of cheese.

When I think of hece, I don't think cheese, so I probaly wouldn't have thought the same thing either. I'm like, guys are definitely trying to steal the cheese. It steals cheese.

Its genius to see they have a half of half a million dollars worth of cheese hanging out a truck somewhere.

It's wild.

And this is actually not the first time we're hearing about a weird food heist. I didn't report on it, but since I'm talking about this one, I'm gonna tell you. In Canada they've been stealing butter. What out here in the streets in the UK they're stealing cheese. And in Canada people are going in in their major butter heists where they're taking tubs and tubs and tubs of butter. So what are we doing with all the dairy?

I would I'm perplexed about this. I know, what do you do? Do you just splice it up? You cut it and sell it? Yeah, on the black market? Or what? Why is it special? Yeah? Artisical?

Man.

Thing about the thing about the word artisanal, By the way, just a little fun fact for you, the word artisanal means one of a kind.

None of these are want of a kind. If there's that many of them, that's true. Well, maybe we're just saying batch. I mean, I just don't know what you need with that much butter? Did he's locked up, souchet. And while we're on the topic of food, I'll leave you with this. Do you know why we get angry?

There's real science backing our angry emotion and it comes down to our gut brain access. Jubil, Are you familiar with the gut brain access?

Yes? I am, Well, I just recently learned about it. It's crazy all the stuff that runs through our stummies.

It's a communication line between your stummy and your brain. So basically, your brain's like texting your stomach and is like feed me, and your stomach's like, nah, I'm good. And then you're left on red for three hours and all of a sudden, your head starts.

To lose its Why is talking to me? And you know what, now it makes sense. Why is our brain a toxic? It really is.

I'm on today is just like me alone.

You're constantly texting me. I won't talk right now, so listen to it when it tells you stuff. And that's what this person just ates six things of butter that I think I stole.

I have work to do. I can't be texting you all man. It's weird in these threets.

Huh.

And that's what's trending. Dirty little secret? Helloy, hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Yeah?

Sir?

Yay?

What is it?

Alrighty?

So when I was younger, I ran to the females bathroom when I was younger, backing now, elementary school.

Uh and uh no, one didn't.

Notice I was done there and I it's the bathroom, whatnot. I end walking out and everyone saw me walk out.

I do that all the time. Man, I'm not younger. I just used the women's bathroom the other day because someone was in the men's bathroom for so long, and they were in there for so long that I was like, there's no way I'm going in after them. I would rather catch.

Yeh.

Did everything go okay with that experience? Great question?

Oh, good question.

I truly don't remember. I just remember walking out and everyone staring at me.

How old are you now?

You know? I'm actually twenty one.

Oh, so this was like last year.

No happened.

I was like seven.

Oh.

Core memory, Yeah, that is a core memory. Well, just know that it's okay, you know, as long as you're not doing creepy stuff and there's nobody in there, you know, like if you're just going by yourself. LUs, we all know they're nicer. Yeah they are nicer. Yeah, but should we unpack while he's still thinking about it? I don't think this is the time for that. Okay, thank you for.

Yeah, no problem, all right?

See hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Yes I do.

Sweet?

What is it?

So?

I worked for a guy in South Dakota that was a real pos.

And we were building.

A corral for his mistress.

What and uh yeah, he was cheating on his wife with this other girl in.

The next town.

Okay, yikes.

And we were building a corral down there for her cows. And she would send me in the house to get them sodas when it was hot out, so I was quitting. My revenge was I would take the sodas before i'd give them to them and rub them on.

My Oh that's funny.

You never found out.

Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. That's awesome.

Thank you.

You have to have a good one.

Bye. What's your dirty little secret.