Someone Is Getting Engaged!

Three different things. Just guess what they are. Number three.

Open eyes?

Will you marry me?

For real? I'm very serious?

Will you marry me? Yes? You're right.

Serious.

Yes, if one of our listeners wants to propose to his girlfriend on the show, and we'll see if she believes him or if she says something other than yes, you're about to hear somebody get proposed to live on the show. Yeah, baby, so you will show. So this could either go very well or be one of those moments that you see go viral an Amazing League baseball game where they're sitting together and then the jumbo tron says,

Yeah?

Are you nervous?

Day?

Not?

Really?

Not really? Okay, confident you're pretty sure she's gonna say yes. How long you guys been together?

Going on for two years?

Is she at home with you right now? She's at home, I'm leaving, okay? Or you're like getting in the car and you want to call her and ask her to marry you? Correct? Are you going to do it in an old English accent? Might make a very romance? You know what's her name? Sharing? Sharing? That's right? So you know here here you Sharon.

I've done like this before and I've never done it left this before, so what the hell?

All right? Okay tell her that part.

Yeah, didn't work last time.

But you know what?

All right? You want a dollar phone number?

Sure?

Are you ready?

Yes?

I am? Okay? Do you have a ring?

No?

Not yet?

No yet?

Oh?

Okay?

You have an old one day I gave to her, but not the newest one that I just recently bought.

Oh nice?

Okay, cool, guys, just show all right?

Are you in a tuxedo right now?

Okay? Here we go.

I'm a dollar phone number. And then do you want us to talk at all? You want to start talking and then us come in after you guys can talk if you want to start it off? Or should I call her and say that I'm from the grocery store and I have to.

Well I'm talking about that this morning too.

Yeah, I would like you to do a fum on her. I can start off with the roses thing and see if she noticed it. Yeah, that's funny.

Let's do that.

Okay, ready, yeah, okay, here we go. Hello. Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from Brosser's. I was looking for Sharon. Yeah, I'm speaking Sharon.

How are you.

Congratulations you're the most big winner. We're all happy for you.

Here.

It's just our way of saying thank you for shopping with us. You've won thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want. Got the perfect person for that, Sharon. Do you know that this is the Jebel Show? Yes?

I do.

I recognize your boy.

Great want fabulous?

Do you know why we're on the fall?

They're good?

No matter what you know. I were on the phone.

I do not.

Actually well because your boyfriend is on the other line. Okay, and I think he's still there. He yep, there he is. Oh yeah, there's the boys. He called. He called us this morning because there's an issue that he needs to speak to you about.

Okay, Hey babe, yeah, honey.

I.

Love you.

Yeah, We've been through a lot together and just want to know if you wanted, if you marry me, absolutely, I have one there, I said, absolutely. Congratulations you're now engaged. Yeah, okay, so now that's we're on the show. Does that mean you're buying the ring? Yeah, no, it does worked that way unfortunately.

Yeah, we're just still like you drive through we b We're just we're just right there in the middle.

Leaders you know, we love that.

Yeah, exactly. Congratulations though, Oh well, thank you, thank you. And Jay does have a ring for you? Okay, and we're told he's wearing a tux. Oh, you know, I have never seen him in a timely amazing.

How do you feel?

I'm actually very excited. Like you said, we've been through.

You know, we've had our high highs and our low lows.

And yeah, we'll congratulations. Yeah, and congratulations Jay.

Thank you.

Guys.

Only took fifteen years.

Well, we'll let you guys talk about the details of a wedding later.

Yeah.

I don't know why I was thinking that would be the next thing you talk about. Automatically engaged, like, okay, what colors we'd love to go? If you want to put us on that invite, yes.

You you, you will definitely all be there Okay, congratulations you two guys.

And it's cool because after you get married, you'll be able to do stuff together. Yeah, you know, you're saving yourselves. Yeah, a fifteen years is a long time. Take care of you guys. Thank you and thanks Jay for doing that on the show and so on the show. You guys. Absolutely, Yeah, congratulations you guys.

I appreciate it. Thank you.

Part of.

What if? That's the closest wherever at to an engagement. It's another jubile phone frame. Say morning's twenties.

Hello, just Donk just checking in, you know, DONC boy, Donk from oh you know what? Dude, Like, well, I guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual.

Assistant and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but like you just call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm your new virtual assistant.

You're Mike. What happened to Jessica?

Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had at first or whatever?

Yeah, yeah, Like.

I don't know, but they put me on the case like a couple of days ago. So I've been handling stuff for you, and like, so now I'm just calling the check and you know, because I noticed a few things about your sketch that I wanted to go over with you. Dude.

Okay, First off, what was anybody going to notify.

Me that there was a change?

Oh, dude, you know what, bro? Like I was supposed to notify you, like three days ago, you know what I mean. But like I'm not really haunted with stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude, Like Donk is all over it, dude.

Okay, okay, this is confusing.

Okay.

So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica with you.

Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me this, yeah three days ago.

Yeah did.

And you're telling me now, dude, you have a nail right on the head. I'm proud of you, you know.

So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for the past three days?

That would be DNK. Like I've been handling stuff like crazy, bro already, Like I noticed one thing about your schedule that was very concerning to me, Like you have no gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and like there was like a meeting tomorrow and then like in two days, like another meeting. You know, I went ahead and canceled those for you, and then I plugged in like an hour each day, like we're gonna do chest tomorrow. What are you talking about?

Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Wait wait wait wait wait?

Are you telling me that you've canceled two of my meetings.

Because I need to go to the gym just day tomorrow, Dude, I already put the work out in there and then Boulder Shoulders two days after.

Moron.

Do you understand what you just canceled on me?

Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in the place of gym time, And like, I got a question for you. Who's Jim that's the CEO of the company.

Okay, Yeah, I.

Worked for so well. Like he was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the tone, so I want to have to responded on your behalf like, and I told him, what's what, dude? I told him to step off. I told him, don't ever talk to you that way. Well, I presented to be you. I hope that's okay.

Like, what what.

Did you do?

What did you do? Not?

Why did you even talk and think of any kind of tone that you needed to think?

Oh, I can't even think right now.

You should not have sent a thing to anyone without bringing it to me first. And now you're telling me that you've sent emails to the CEO of the company.

Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy, I will let you know that you had like a presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude, I went ahead and did it for you. It's already to the client.

Wait wait you sent the presentation to Yeah, I.

Dude, took care of it, like, no, prob it was super easy to Like, Really, what I did was I just outlined a good plan for warm you know, like macros, nutricians and workouts.

You know.

I included the boulder shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.

No, we got to get rid of you.

Yeah, no, I'm done with you, dude.

This is not how business is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients. I didn't speak to your boss.

Well I can't do that because this is actually jubil from the Jubil show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Tina say you up? Oh yes, she said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to invest with you. Yeah.

I'm going to give her a call right now. She has no idea. They're scared.

Yeah, I wouldn't. Didn't cancel all your phone calls with her too? For gym time? Are right?

You guys.

Wake up every.

Morning with Jubile phone Franks time for NINAS.

What's trending?

Hey, this is crazy. Why do people want Lyle and Eric Menendez to sign a nineteen ninety Mark Jackson NBA card? Why because they're actually on it?

What?

Yeah, So if you have the nineteen ninety Mark Jackson basketball card, if you look in the background of the picture, you'll see Lyle and Eric Menendez sitting courtside. That's post death.

That's supposedly they killed their parents. So that's after they killed their parents.

So there was that time where they were going through it all right money, Yeah, and they were like going through court stuff where they were actually like apprehended.

That is wild that like they spent all that money after Like I don't understand.

That, right. Yeah, Today's dollars. It was a lot fast. Yeah, yes, and that's why when people are like they should be let out because their dad was a monster, But that's not the behavior. You have somebody who just snapped and had felt like they had no choice but to do something right, that was like premeditated And now we have money and we're gonna party, you know.

And they're on a nineteen ninety Mark Jackson.

Yeah.

Ever since the show on Netflix came out, people have been trying to find a way to get them to autograph it and also have been sending a whole bunch of letters. So now their mail has just go on through the roof. So that show really is kind of changing their lives just regardless.

Do we know what they look like now?

Like, we know what they look like then, and we know what the actors who played them look like, But do we know what they look like now?

Are there any current pictures of them?

Yeah, because I'm guessing they don't look as good as they once did. But all these people are like they got the thing in their head from the Netflix show, like a piece of he doesn't look like that.

I don't know how they even ended up getting women to do that. In the first place.

Well, it happens every time there's a big name pas oh J.

Simpson's had like marriage proposals and stuff like that.

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What's trying to the First day to follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Eric is on the phone today for our first Date follow up and he's being ghosted by a woman named Shelley. What's up, Eric, How are you? I'm good? How are y'all not too bad?

Man?

Thank you for agreeing to do the first date? Follow up? Tell us a little bit about Shelley.

Yeah, So Shelley and I we brought into each other quite a few times at the same little dive bar. We both work nights, so you know, kind of chit chat a little bit, and I finally got the uh courage to ask around a real date, not just cheap beers at the dive bar.

You know, Eric, tell us about your date?

Then, So I got reservations at a pretty nice place, and we both The funny thing is we ran into each other at the bar and dressed for it.

We didn't even plan that, but you know, a good first impression, right, Wait, so you were dressed to go to a different place. Is that what you even been? Yeah?

Like so it was like, hey, get the nerves the jitters out a little bit, go grab a drink at the dive bar before the date.

And she must have had the same idea. So we both sewed up and our date closed.

Bad bar.

It was actually kind of.

Funny, that's awesome. Okay, So then at that point, did you guys walk over to the fancy restaurant together? What happened next?

I mean we drove.

It was a little bit of a ways, but yeah we did.

We drove over there, and I mean I thought date went great, Like, conversation was great. We both have some strong opinions on stuff, so getting to know each other was pretty easy. There was out of that awkward silence where you're just like staring at each other trying to figure out what to say next. I thought it flowed pretty damn well. We found out we're both big film nerves. She's a big sci fi geek and I'm a horror movie guy.

So I'm a manager at a movie theater.

So in the course of our conversation, I mentioned that I collect movie stuff, and she was like, hey, well I wouldn't mind seeing.

That, you know.

So when showed her wait at your house, yeah, you know, it went well.

After dinner she seemed interested in seeing the collection.

So okay, okay, snoop line.

Yeah, I mean, hey, it worked, right, we did.

We had some fun, we watched a movie, and then.

After that had we hooked up. Okay, Well, then from her since no text, no nothing. She hasn't been back to the bar, like straight.

Ghost Okay was it? Not to get too personal, but like was your fun good?

It was super hot, like she's hot. The sex was awesome, like top five for me, definitely wow.

So yet, yeah, I don't get it.

That sounds like she definitely was enjoying herself. Then why do you think you're getting ghosted? That's it? I don't know.

I hope it wasn't something like I said, we had some strong opinions on a few of the things we talked about, but I didn't think anything that would offend her.

You wouldn't, you know, you wouldn't have thought that that would.

Have stopped her from coming over if she was offended during the dinner conversation.

So you said you have strong opinions. Was there any time on the date where you guys kind of argued or you think maybe you said something that was offensive in a way.

I mean, we were talking about horror movies and I mentioned that Freddy Krueger Night round elm Street, that series, you know, he's my favorite slasher.

That she was kind of like, that's that stuff is ridiculous.

I don't know.

How any adults or you know, how already grown up could watch that or whatever, and I was like, oh, come, you know, I mean we kind of got into it about that, but I did make a comment that Star Wars was better than Star Trek, and you know, when we were talking about Staphoi private movies, she didn't seem.

To like that very much either.

So maybe it's one of those things. I mean, I hope not.

I mean, could she have also just have gotten what she kind of wanted out of the situation.

Maybe, I hope not. I'd like to see her again. She is I've already mentioned a couple of times. She's great in bed, but the conversation was great. She seems super nice, she's smart, she's funny, so like, yeah, I want this to be more than just a one time thing. I don't know if you've ever had where you just click with somebody, You get that feeling where it's like, man, I want to you know, this person gets me. I feel like I'm vibing with her and it just felt deeper.

Than you know, a one time hook up.

Yeah, all right, well we'll see if we can figure it out for you. Then we'll play a song. Come back and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and ask her if she'll go on another date with you if you still want one after you hear the reason.

Okay, nice, I'm good.

Thank your places on, come back, get your first a follow up next, you're just joining us for today's first day follow up. Eric is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Shelley, and it might be because he thinks Freddy Krueger is the best movie slasher of all time. Eric, Kay, before we call her to try to get you another date and find out why you're getting ghosted, refresh everybody's memory about your date with Shelley.

Yeah, so we went to a nice restaurant. We had to back it up a little bit. We have a few drinks as acquaintances at this local dive bar. Went on a real date I found. We hit it off, great conversation, she came back my place. We had some fun, if you know what I'm saying. And ever since we hooked up, I've not heard from her, and that sucks because I really liked her.

And it's weird. She hasn't been to the bar either. That you guys met at.

I mean that makes me a little bit nervous, Like it's really bad because to give up your own dive bar.

Okay, I'm gonna call her right now. Okay, here we go. Hello, im miss to Shelley please. Who says Shelley, Hi, how are you? My name is Jewbol from a radio show called the show.

Hi Shelly. My name is Nina. I'm on that show too, and.

Victoria I'm also she's also on the show show the Phone.

How are you?

Okay, I'm continued, Yeah, that's fair. So we do a segment on a show called The First Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them that person didn't ask us to get you on the phone and find out why.

Now I think I know exactly what you were talking about, Like it's Eric. We went on a date and I haven't reached back out to him, so I.

Mean, it's it has to be him.

Yes, it is Eric.

What happened honestly.

Like it first seems really great and I was really into it, Like he's really cute, and the dinner it seems really nice and expensive, and you know he it was great conversation, and the night was really great, Like the first part of the date was amazing, And then we got to his place and he told me that he was a horror fan, but he's not just like

Wait, so you hooked up with him anyway?

That part too?

Oh god?

I mean, well, the sex is great, Honestly, that was phenomenal, like some of the best secs I've ever had. I don't know, it's just like there it was just too much, like even like the sex is great, but like there was literally a chucky dollar at us, Like that's not the first thing I want to see after having sex with somebody.

Scared.

And then after the sex, like we even stayed and again we watched a horror movie, of course, and it was just like I don't know if I could handle that. Like I literally felt scared by the end of it, and I was kind of scared going home, and I was kind of scared to get back to the bar that like I usually hang out with and before I see him all the time, are.

You scared of him?

Like?

What part is scary to go back to the bar? I mean, I understand the horror memorabilia, but I don't know.

I guess it's just like the whole house has constant everything. A Cordy's got like this giant skeleton that like sits in his living room that he like talks to and his name is Jeff and like like that's really funny.

Yeah, he thinks like his skeleton's so funny and his name is Jeff, but he like makes jokes and I don't know. I was just like kind of creepy, but I was like going with it. I don't know, I just feel like it's a little bit too much and it's kind of scares me. Like if you're that into it, it's like what if you want to do that kind of stuff in real life? And I'm like, I don't want to be like a victim, Like I don't know what, its just freaks me out.

Yeah, I started to spiral down that hole of don't chot me up.

I get that.

It was like, honestly the most interesting and memorable first date I've ever been on.

Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. No, yeah, no problem, I don't.

I mean, I'm happy to you know, say, but I just definitely got really freaked out.

All right. Well, I also to let you know that Eric is on the phone. He's been listening this whole time and wants to talk to you.

Oh no, Shelly, do you think I'm a murderer.

I don't.

There's just a lot of you know, scary studs in your in your house, isn't it.

You know, it's kind of scary.

It's out putting.

I mean, it's movie stuff.

It's goofy, it's campy. I mean, I really really am sorry.

I had a great time with you, and I live there, so I don't think about it hearing you describe it, I get it. I get how that can look through someone else's eyes. I promise I'm not a psycho. I'm just a horror dor that I'll be totally honest. I completely forgot Chucky was there. So my grandmother actually gave me that Chucky Dow when I was a kid, and that's sort of what started my love of horror movies when I was about that age. So that was actually a gift from my grandma, and so I just kind

I think that's kind of sweet, though I know I was like, I kind of think that sweet feel like your grandmother got it and now I get it, like, you know, like that's kind of where similar to what got me into my love.

Where SPI Fi was, like my grandpa was really in desprie By.

We used to watch Star Trek together. I'm sorry.

I feel bad for your sayings about Chuckie Alley.

I get it, and I know you were not happy when I said that Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

I hope I was hoping it wasn't that.

I was hoping that wasn't what ran off.

I will dig my heels in on this.

Jeff is hilarious that I was staying behind that. Who's Jeff? I didn't know you guys had another guy on their date.

That's the life size skeleton in his living room that literally takes.

Him entire Sure, he is not hilarious.

He is weird and creepy and too big and does not belong in a living room.

Oh you're killing me.

Jeff is a breast, right, Jeff?

Oh you know am.

I never heard that Jeff would be too foone.

Look, Chucky can get a past, but Jeff is no.

No excuses for Jeff.

Oh, come on, Shelly, you know I'm great.

You know you love me.

Don't tell a you love that's a quality of fibula. Joked one in a while.

That was only a first for me. No, the bone jokes are terrible.

No, they need to stop.

I can't see I can't can't do bone jokes sposed to life with Jeff.

Shelly, I think I'm kind of sick.

I believe I have a feaver.

You're ridiculous, Shelley. Would you like to go on another date with Eric and his bone skeleton buddy? Jeff, we'll pay for it.

I don't know, Like Jeff, you are so cute and effect was so good and I had so much fun on the date.

Wait, you said, Jeff, Oh, so you just can't get Jeff off your mind, now, can you?

It has to be the bone right.

I met Eric?

You know?

Yes, fine, yus you will.

Yes.

I'm laughing enough to realize that you're obviously not a murderer.

Shelly, thank you so much.

I really, I really do like you, and I promise you have my word, no Jeff voice, and I'll even put him in the closet next time you come over if you want.

Okay, that's you've got a deal there.

Who ever thought they were going to make a deal to go on a date. I'll keep my bones in the closet for you girls.

First date.

Fall is one of the most insanely idiot things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.

Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a fantastic game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also, speaking of fall, you need to get your house ready for fall, and Macy's has got you covered with a one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's because not only are they here to hook you up for you Versus Victoria, they're also here to help with all of your fall

You can also dms.

At the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. And now let's get a little Vicky's brain all warmed up and ready to go. Here you go, tongue twisters, say this five times fast. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Bro I never get to five times. First off, one time I saw Susie.

What was she doing?

Sitting sitting in a shoe shine shop, in a shoeshine shop. I saw Susie sitting in his shoeshine shop. I saw Susie sitting in the shoe shine shop. I saw Suzie sitting.

Betty boughtter, bought some butter. What Betty Boughter bought some butter?

Butter?

May you buy bow especially normally speaks isn't yeah.

I don't know if you did it right or not. Victoria is next. That's the Jewble Show. Good morning.

Can I take your order? I think it is tall at a large black coffee.

It's a large black cock. Do you mean a venty?

No, I mean large, She means AVENTI.

Yeah, the biggest funny venty.

Is large, is twenty large is large.

In fact, cole is large.

And grande is Spanish for large.

Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.

He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages. Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia for a Hunt it All or Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Kaitlin. What's up, Kaitlin?

Hi?

Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Absolutely?

Yeah, get it all right?

Bringing some kind of energy today? Is there anything you want to say to Victoria before we send her out of the studio.

I am so excited.

I'm going to stay at home mom for four years, and like your show brings the joy every day listening to it, and I'm just so excited, definitely so happy.

Now, thank you.

All right, Victoria is going to go outside and think about what you said, okay, and then come back in and try to beat you. It's so mean, Victoria. I don't think you can right now, dream crusher. All right, here we go, Kaitlin. You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

She's outside.

The door is closed, and are you ready?

I am ready?

Okay, your time starts now. What is the name of the toy Cowboy? In twys how old was the world's oldest dog who gave the US the Statue of Liberty? Bring it? What is the name of the Princess? And Disney's Frozen? Okay, one hundred dollars in nineteen seventy seven is equivalent in purchasing power to about how much money today? What did you get that?

Okay, time is up. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting very settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Kaitlyn, was something you would like the world to know today. I hope I'm smarter than Victoria. Yeah, she's smarter than you are. Oh, thank you. All right, here we go. We'll too late, Victoria.

Yep.

Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass and you have to beat Kaitlyn outright to win, and Kaitlyn you can tell Victoria Whin.

To go, ready go.

What is the name of the toy Cowboy and toy sty Oh?

Oh? Oh?

How else said? That's not it?

What's his name?

Whaty? How old was the world's oldest dog?

Really old? One hundred?

I don't know who gave the US the Statue of Liberty? Oh my gosh, France? What is the name of the Princess? And Disney's Frozen elsa one hundred dollars in nineteen them up? All right, thank you, good, okay. One hundred dollars in nineteen seventy seven is equivalent to about how much money today.

Wait what.

Wait that wait wait wait wait what that really really stumps you.

I don't know why.

It's like not computing in my brain the question, like, I don't even know what you asked.

Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread point of order.

I need to know which answer she's gonna go with for the Disney Princess one, did.

You ask who the Disney Princess was what is the name of the Princess? And Disney's Frozen? What's the time is up? Just giving me one of the elsa?

Okay?

All right?

All right?

Wait?

Should be Anna Bro's one right now?

Three?

Two, one, already call it Elsa.

Okay, I'm just gonna Kaitlyn got three correct and Victoria got three correct as well.

That means Caitlan, you win, congratulations because Victoria has to be you outright good? Did it? You'd beat Victoria and you got one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's. Yay, all right, that's get the answers now, wouldn't.

He Woody is the twig? Woody is the toy cowboy and toy story twenty nine and a half years old was the world's oldest dog?

What is that?

In people?

Year time seven?

The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France, and Elsa is the name of the Princess? And Dizzy's Yeah, all right, and one hundred dollars in nineteen seventy seven is equivalent to about five hundred and nineteen dollars and forty seven cents today. You asked too fast, just like was it.

Yeah, that was the problem. Congratulations, Kaitlin, thank you so much. Yeah, we'll play you vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember you want to play Victoria, I have to do his dm us at the Jebel Show or go to the Jewbel Show.

It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Alexander is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of one year named Mia might be messing around. So we'll see if we can help him out. Alexander. Sorry in the situation, man, but what's going on?

Yeah?

Me and I we met a year ago off hinge, and I mean, honestly, everything's been pretty easy.

Yeah, we get.

Together when we can, and it's like totally low maintenance relationship because we're both really busy, you know, just life, and I don't get to see her, you know, as often maybe as I would like. But I mean, like it's not the end of the world, okay, But like when we're together though, like things are amazing. Like we're just constantly at club concerts, you know whatever. Any energy that we've got that we just like to send together. So it's really nice. But again up until about a week ago.

What happened about a week ago, So we were hanging out and we're, you know, on the couch at her place, you know, watching a movie, and she's got.

This iPad that she always has on the coffee table and just kind of like there, you know, but both of us use it to order stuff, get tickets for concerts, movies like anything like that.

So never kind of a big deal.

And I was messing around recently looking on it, first the movie tickets for the weekend, and she was in the bathroom and she gets the message from one of her friends, Destiny. So the message said, do you think he'll find out? And like another yeah, another one said that I wouldn't say anything.

You made a mistake.

And then at that point I'm like, all right, I gotta look, you know, just just a little. So by the time I made the decision, Mia like starts walking back out.

So I'm like, well, oh god. So I didn't see what.

She was exactly talking about in the chat with Destiny, but I did the message from me to Destiny saying that it was really hot, but she.

Feels guilty about it.

Oh it's like, you know, i'd chicken out at this point, and you know, I'm not going to confront her about it, and she She's been really honest about everything in our relationship. You think, yeah, I could just be reading into things you know that aren't there, like totally totally could just be reading into it.

But I'm not going to.

Blow her up, you know, based on just some of this little into that I saw, and I.

Mean I would have a lot of questions, a.

Lot of questions. But also has she been acting any different aside from just seeing that text exchange. I mean, that's one other thing that would kind of just put an exclamation next to it, you know.

No, I mean she's been acting totally fine. I mean, like when we go out, I keep an eye on her, but like there's nothing you know.

Actually, we were out with.

Destiny one night at a club recently and I did see me a whispering to Destiny and she Destiny did like she kind of locked eyes on me when she saw that I saw and they thought their compo. So I don't really know what to think anymore. But I mean, like I know that I should just talk to her about it, but like things are so great, like I don't want to look that up.

You know, Like I mean, if she's doing something and they're not that great.

Yeah, but I just know that I shouldn't have seen what I saw, and then it's going to seem like I'm snooping and like you know that.

Yeah, I'm not trying to be that type of guy, like you know, and I do.

Trust her, Yeah, and everything's great.

So it's I'm in a weird spot.

You know.

We'll see if we can help you.

All.

You already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card member at, So we'll play a song, come back, and then pretend to be from the grocery store and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if she sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay, here we go, Glas, I'll come back and get your to

So basically, yeah, me and I have been together for about a year. Recently everything's been great. Recently saw something when she had gone to the bathroom on the iPad that we kind of both used for getting movie tickets and stuff like that, and saw a message from her friends saying leading me to believe that there's.

Something going on and she's eating.

So I'm not sure she's been acting totally normal, but I'm just I don't know if I shift confront or you know whatever.

Okay, well it's gonna happen. Now you're ready for us to call her.

I don't know. I guess let's do it all right, here we go.

Hi, this is Joble calling from I was looking for our rewards card member named me. Okay, okay, that's me me. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner. Thank you for shopping with us. We're clapping for you here in the offices. Everybody's very excited about you today, Mia, Thank you. I win the flowers.

Okay, I didn't know y'all did this. Oh.

Yes, Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've just won thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want, just our way of saying thank you very much for shopping with us.

Oh okay, wow.

Thank congratulations. Yeah. And here's how it works. If you know who you want to send them to. I can take the information in a matter of minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now, if you already know Okay, wait, flowers.

Okay, it's destiny.

Destiny okay, and anything you want upon a card.

Okay, can you say come over tonight?

I want more winky Rosie, all right? And then the last thing I will need to do is just let you know that this is not a grocery store and that my name is Jewbul. I'm calling from the Jewbel Show. Yeah, I'm Nina here too. Hi, I'm Victoria, and your boyfriend Alexander is on the phone. We do a segment called to Catch a Teeter where if some many think they're significant other might have been messing around, you see who they send flowers to, so he might have some questions. Wait what.

Yeah, me, what's going on?

Oh my god?

Wait wait wait wait what out?

Oh?

I know, I know, I know, I'm Oh my god, I'm sorry.

Oh my god.

I don't really understand because it's like what's up with the the message too, like.

Come over tonight?

I won't you want Morris.

I'm embarrassed.

I'm very embarrassed right now.

Hey what what?

Yeah?

I'm really confused too.

But uh, do you remember that night that you.

Dropped us, me and Destiny off at the club three weeks Yeah, we got smashed.

We were so dry.

It just like happened, like honestly.

Like I wasn't trying to hurt.

You, and.

And like it just are you saying, what do you mean? It just didn't happen.

We were just kind of it was just kind of like playing around with my.

Friend and then it just went too far and.

Like and it was just like, I mean, she's just from like a really close friend for so long, so honestly it came out of nowhere and it like isn't It's only happened like a couple of times, and like truly I didn't well and it was I mean like it was truly like I honestly I do love you, Alexander,

I mean for someone who's saying like, oh I'm sorry.

Like it just happened. If you like the fact that you're sending her flowers, I don't.

Honestly, like I didn't think you'd want flower. I was like, I was just like, oh flowers, Like who what girl would I send them to?

And I was like, oh me, because like I don't know how she feels.

About everything, like you know, this was like kind of happened out of the blue for her too, So I honestly was like concerned about her feelings, but obviously.

That was you.

Looted more.

You said you.

Wanted more, I know, because it was nice.

But if you didn't get caught right now, do you think that you would just continue to do this for as long as you could?

No, I mean I.

Felt guilty every time. I was trying to figure out a way to tell you.

But I just like, I.

Think what I'm wondering right now is like, is it just destiny?

Was are you bringing anybody else? Are there any other guy I think that I should know about? Like what?

No?

No, no, like truly never never have, never would like no other guys, Like it was it's just in destiny.

And it was I don't know.

I was just having fun.

Uh, I mean, like it just did you say it's over?

But I mean you're saying you want more, so I don't.

I mean, I don't know.

What the thing.

It's not like I was trying to do this.

What I'm not like looking for another relationship. I'm not looking for another guy. It's just it's destiny, you know, destiny, Like if.

That's a problem, But that's like a problem. How do you move forward from this destiny? And you can't be friends anymore, if you, you know, if that were to work out with Alexander and he's okay with this for some reason, are you okay with this?

Alexander's fun it's the whole.

It's not a guy thing because it's a girl. It's a little bit more of a gray area. Huh.

I mean I guess that cool?

Really?

I mean, okay, I'm like trying to process everything.

Yeah, I guess. As I think.

About it, I'm like, I guess it's good.

Cool.

You're trying to get in on it, aren't you.

I mean, like, if it was, Yeah, we'll let.

You guys figure it out there.

At least you found out what's going on. Wow, good luck.

The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Right now, my tent is being dismantled by leaf cutter ants. It's about two am, and I've been trying to sleep, and there's about.

Guy who's going viral for trying to camp in the Amazons.

Outside of this tent cutting leaf size holes out of my tent. They're opening up holes big enough for me to put my fist through. Everything else in the Amazon is coming into my tent. I just woke up because there's a leaf using its pincer jaws to bite my ear to tray and carry off. Inside this tape right now, our ants and terminites and mosquitoes, some sort of centipede, hoppers, moths,

It's raining outside, You're going to get wet. This is what camping in the wild is.

Sometimes you put your tent in the wrong place and the least cutterr ants and the gods of the jungle decide it's going to be the worst night.

Ever, freaking out people who make worse decisions than camping in the Amazon. We'll check in with the show and see what's up in our lives after this. That's the Jewel Show. Your part is your bal and dop down everyone.

The biggest gift would be from me and the car detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky castle characters and the Jewel Show is no different.

Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's favorite younger sister Victoria Ramirez, and of course producer Brad he's a dad, Hey, Theeric Tiger. And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbeil Show and this is the time of week where we check in with the show and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you this week?

So I almost died. Oh, and I thought Jewbel was being framed as my murderer.

I don't remember this, but that's why.

I think you were being sure. The reason why I think you're being framed is I know that there's no storyline where you would want me gone, No nothing I can think, and I believe that. So that's why I didn'tk it was you. But seriously, though, I was driving into work this morning and there was this truck that looked exactly like yours, Jewel, and it was still dark out, so for a second, I was like, is it purple?

It wasn't me, That's why, because that sounds like me.

Well, so then by the time I finally got my car in the right direction, I sped up because my little baby goes fast and I was like, is that jewbil It was a black trap?

Oh okay, So it wasn't me, but it sure sounds like it could have been.

Yeah, I've seen Jewbile change lanes without totally one hundred percent double checking.

It almost hit me. A couple other times it was marm A like ha ha, you know, I gotta get you Like this one was like I was like, oh god, it wasn't me.

It's really bad.

Yeah, Victoria this.

Week, Oh my gosh.

Well, I'm not sure if you guys remember, but I had a little bit of a Wi Fi issue a while back. And I decided to just fully switch providers, right. I was like, no, we're not eve gonna call the guy back who asked me for a blunt.

It was Weirdy had a guy come into her house to do the Wi Fi and he sat on the couch and was like, do you have a lighter? You want to smoke with me?

What else?

Was doing for food? To at verse?

He's like, so like, are you a participant of like cannabis? And I'm like, bro, you're here to put my WiFi together? And then he asked for snacks and was petting my cat.

It was just weird. So I was like, listen, I'll call that guy back.

Yeah, I'm glad you didn't because wi Fi company.

Was that Yeah.

I called the company and tell them I was canceling and they were just like, so like, are you sure you don't wantus to go out there and check. And I'm like, the last guy he said asking for a blunt something, I'm okay, yes, And their answer back and he was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry you've had a terrible Wi Fi experience. Are you sure you don't want to I'm like.

What did you have a blunt? Now did you bring it over?

Oh my god, I.

Feel like I got a new WiFi provider. But and they're like, it's an easy setup, you can do by myself. And I was like, heck yeah, So I go do by myself. Doesn't work, So then I had to get an engineer to come out of my house. Days later, so the guy comes up to like my apartment and fixes it really quickly, and I'm like, oh my gosh, how did you fix my WiFi?

And he goes, I just connected with the cords. I was like, what do you mean.

He goes, well, I'm assuming you have just moved in here, and I'm like yes, and he goes, I'm guessing the guy before you just connect with the cords.

And I'm like, what cords are you talking about?

He goes the Wi Fi cord and sorry, my Wi Fi cord was just disconnected.

I was like, bro cord, I don't know what is it.

The blunt guy did because he was trying to holler at you.

You wanted to come back and fi O. Man, the life of a cable guy.

Always want to.

He sit on my couch, you need a sandwich and smoke with me. I had a Nickel for every time I have that happened to Damn, he's going over there in the kitchen scaring me doing this cable jobs. Pretty Brad was up with you? This week? I took my daughter to the aquarium. We left pretty quickly. Something fishy about that place.

Okay, she's like studying animals right now. And she said to me, why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Why?

Well, it's because they're extinct. Really, thank you very much.

What's going on with you?

Man?

I had an awkward moment at the gym this morning with one of the guys working out there. I maybe he thought I was judging him. I don't know, but I wasn't. Because also, this whole Diddy thing is ruining a lot of music for me. Oh yeah, So I was listening to the I was listening to this pop smoke song that I like that I like to work out to, and he mentions Diddy in it. Yeah, and so he says the name Diddy. That's all he really says,

I wasn't saying oo to him.

I was saying ooh to pop smoke for sake, talking about Diddy. Well, I couldn't really explain that to him, and he kind of walked away. So now I feel bad. I was just like ial, that doesn't work out next to me.

Ill I almost ran Nina off the road. Cam Ew, you got some Atonian dude?

Yeah, I guess so time for Nina's what's trending.

There's a new reality TV series coming to Bravo all about the Kansas City Chiefs, wives and girlfriends, which seems pretty perfect. The only problem is Taylor Swift will not be a part of it, and neither will Brittany Mahomes.

Because they're going to break up before it comes home.

I feel like, okay, no, but I feel like Brittany Mahomes would be the biggest one.

Yeah, does anybody care about any of the other wives or girlfriends.

There's nobody else on there that I have any idea of who they are. I mean, I guess we'll meet them through Bravo's new show.

This is like having an INSNCT reunion without.

Justin care That's what everybody's saying. Since they started teasing the fact that this show is coming, there was a lot of excitement around it because you're thinking, okay, cool Brittany and okay cool tailor anything behind the scenes up in the suite, and they're like, nah, sorry, but they won't be a part of it.

So it's basically housewives, Housewives of the NFL.

Yeah, it might be fun. Actually a whole franchise. If they can build the whole franchise, I'm gonna watch that be fun.

I mean, I love a good story about wags. I really find it so fascinating to be a wagon. What that life is like.

I don't know what that means.

Yeah, do I wives and girlfriends athletes? Wags?

That sounds like a.

Girlfriends of athletes?

Yeah, No, you play around the anyway. So this is really cool. Mark Zuckerberg loves his wife son. He loves his wife so much. That's when you go, how much does he love her? How much?

How Manna?

Yeah, He's had a minivan custom made for her. By poor shot.

What cool?

Yeah, he pimped out a Cayenne Turbo GT with some sliding doors and a bunch of one of a kind accessories to make it legit for.

I used to hate Zuck every time I see him as on social Now I'm like, dude, this like, oh cool? He stretched a Porsche Cayenne and put a sliding door on the side.

Cool.

Would you like to guess to customize it? West Coast Customs? Oh wow, the original.

And they put a like the racing engine in this what is now a minivan?

That's cool.

Oh my gosh, it actually looks really nice, so awesome. The only thing is now everybody's gonna know where his wife is when she's driving, because that's the only one. Well, and then he goes, hey, portion, you should probably just make this.

Yeah, it's nice.

They wouldn't do it.

That's cute.

That's so clean. It looks like it came off a factory four.

Yeah, it's pretty great. It is colol stuff. Anyway, how much do you love your wife out there?

That thing is dope. That definitely want one of those. They should make it.

I feel like there are wives out there, but like I want my husband to get me flowers.

She's like, I want a minivan. He's like, hold my AI a husband, and that's what's trending.

Jewbles, dirty little secret? Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Oh gosh.

So I went in to get my I D putting and my ex went with me, and it was super uncomfortable.

They couldn't put it in and I.

Was in tears.

So the doctors like, okay, sorry about that. You know, you got to handle your business. He came into the room with me, and so we had sex and the doctor's.

Office you wait with the doctor or with your husband.

Yeah, they left because they couldn't put it in, and I was in here.

I'll take you guys.

Look I can.

Interesting. So you were getting birth control and then paused on birth control and just did it anyway.

Yeah, okay, oh yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'm glad it.

Doctor Victoria like your cats be like secretive about it, like.

I don't know.

Yeah, there was a curtain and maybe she wasn't going to come back in because I was a little upset, and you just kind of like give her.

Time or whatever. So funny, but we took advantage of it. Well for you yeah, and thank you for your dirty little secret. You too? Hello?

Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Yes, I do? Sweet? What is it?

Well?

I work from home and my wife does not work from home. She has a nine to five. She goes out the house and she loves to cook. She isn't the best cook.

She's not a good cook.

She's a great woman, not a good cook. Okay, so dinner. She usually makes dinner and then have it left over for lunch for me. It's like, here's your lunch any you know, putting a container for you and I can't do it.

So I said it to the dog before.

I've thrown it away and the neighbor's garbage can so she won't see it. I've gotten caught by the neighbors. I had a lot of them, and tell them what I was putting my trash in their garbage.

Yeah, she is not not a good cook. Well, great woman, not.

A good cook. Yeah, what do you tell her? Do you come back home and be like the food was amazing?

Yeah, so thanks for getting lunch together from me. And it was tasty. It's gonna be I love it.

And then she's like, okay, I'll make dinner like I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day. Wait what, thanks for your dirty little secret.

Yeah, you're welcome by

What's your dirty little secret.