Pettiest Reason You've Broken Up With Someone

How many times does this happen to you? You're on a date and they seem like they have everything you've always wanted. It's the Jewble Show. They're the right height, the girth of their midsection is just perfect, perfect girth, you don't find that often. And they've got just the right amount of teeth. Oh yeah, they have everything you've

Okay, everything, so you have no choice put to end things?

Well, the trend is going viral of people sharing the pettiest reasons they couldn't date somebody, and the answers are hilarious. Yes, Also, what's the pettiest reason you couldn't date someone? Call us up eight eight eight three four three one eight eight eight three four three one six one text in four one o six one and we'll go over the pettiest reasons people have broken up with someone right after this,

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I don't know why it's different for girls. That is, like, if a girl had a Velcrow wallet, I don't think I'd care. But if I see a guy with a Volker wallet, I'm like, what are you doing?

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Yeah, imagine being on a date now, Victoria and they pull out a duct tape wallet.

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Pull out your matching one, and he's like, look, we're going over a trend that's going viral of people showing the pettiest reasons that they stopped talking to somebody. One says I once received a topless picture from a guy I was dating at the time. Below the picture, he typed, this is called pure strength and force, kitty. It says, I don't know what's worse how he flexed his muscles, which is very cringey, or the message he sent or the fact that he called me kitty.

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Hey, blythe Hey, what's the pettiest reason you stopped talking to somebody?

Well, I was just going.

To tell you about this.

I was in a pretty long relationship with my with a guy, and the thing that really bugged me was he he when he ate, he was like smack his lips together, always chewed with his mouth open, and it just and sometimes like stuck on his finger in the band and it just I just like my skin started crawling. At first, you know, I don't really care. It's kind of cute. And then I just couldn't even be at

Yeah.

I couldn't take it. And I was like, listen, you've got it. You know, it's really gross what you're doing. You're cut in your mouth. And he turned the whole thing over around to me and he was like, listen, babe, I'm really sick of your complaining. I've been thinking about this for a long time. This is not working. Turned it around with he's breaking up with me, which was kind of relief.

Because I think I was right.

But at the same time, you're like, wait, it's like, you can't fire me. I quit.

D three one, text in four one O six one. What's the pettiest reason that you've stopped talking? Stopped talking to somebody? One says I went out with this girl and on our second date she ate her peas one pee at a time, one at a time. That must have been a long day. Oh my goodness.

She just wanted to save her the moment. Yes, you know, it takes a small bite eating habits really are something people pay attention to a lot.

Though.

Yeah, oh no, if I hear what's going on in your mouth, I can't even be your friend.

I got my gun. I'm done with it.

There is my daughter the other day. We were in a restaurant and she goes and just to be funny, I was like no, and I just stared her down. She's like, sorry, dad, what's the pettiest reason you've stopped talking to somebody?

Somebody texted in at four one to six one and says, my ex girlfriend was too good of a baker and it was making me fat.

Hashtag no self control.

So at least you realize that's on you, Like, it wasn't a trade of hers that was bad. You couldn't control yourself around the food she made. I'm sorry, you're just too good of a baker.

I have to read you so mad. It's not you, it's my raceline.

We're going over a trend that is going viral of people sharing the petty reasons that they stopped dating.

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One says I asked them how they were doing, and they said, hashtag blessed.

That was it out loud?

That Yeah, they said I'm hashtag blessed right now single. Yeah, that's what you are. Pay Courtney. Hey, what's the pettiest reason you've broke up with somebody?

So I went on that first date with a guy and we were walking into the movies.

He didn't hold the door for me, and it almost hit me in the face.

Valid.

Yeah, that's valid. Valid.

Texting calls up eight and eight three four three one one. What's the pettiest reason that you've stocked stopped talking to somebody? One person said that I absolutely loved this girl that I was dating. She had the same name as my mom.

Oh, and I just couldn't do it.

I've done that before. What Yeah, dated somebody with the same name as my mom with Debbie? Is it Deborah? Did you call her? I called her Debbie and deb sometimes, which is what people call her mother sometimes mommy. And she was like ten years older than me at the time too.

So it all felt really weird.

I did it for fun, like I was like, this is kind of funny, like it's like I'm dating my mom, And then it just got weird and I was like, yeah, I'm sorry, deb I'm not gonna work out.

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I was looking for Kim.

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Howdy Cam, how are you today?

I'm all right. What's the reason for the call?

Well, I don't know if you heard, but I am the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here and I'm currently on your property because I noticed some things while I was headed out the door today and I needed to discuss them with you.

Quite a few violations.

You're on my property? WHOA what do you mean you're my property?

I mean, well, what that means is that your house would be the property and I am currently.

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Well, we started decorating for Halloween and.

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Why is that a problem that we've decorated our house for Halloween.

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What do you mean in fractions? What are you even talking?

Quite a few punkin and actions.

Well, first of all, they're called pumpkins.

That's what I said.

But what right? Okay, sure, but what's the infraction.

Well, let's just start with your pumpkins.

We didn't get any notice about this, okay, well, no notice.

You do have guidelines from us that you get every single year, and it's not my fault if you didn't read them. So I did a walk through, did to walk through? Did a walk through? Did a walk through of your decorations? And your punkins need to be three feet from any walkways. I got out my measuring tape this morning.

And why why is the question? Why do they have to be three feet from any walkway?

That it is our rule. It's for safety reasons. And your pumpkins are two feet nine inches from the walkway, So that is not three feet, is it? And that's a five hundred dollars fine per inch? And the punkins are also carved. You also carved the pumpkins.

Yeah, that's what people do or not.

I don't know if you haven't looked around the community, but we do not carve punkins here anymore.

It's a fire hazard because people put.

Plenty of my neighbors their pumpkins.

Oh and I'll be making my rounds to them as well, because I am shocked at the amount of punkins that are carved in this neighborhood and we cannot have that because all but.

Because it's literally Halloween.

Bro putting a candle in those to light them up as a fire hazard, and it also promotes punkin violence and we do not promote that here in that Oh, because you're taking.

A knife and cutting the punkin for.

Our own amazable pumpkin.

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Walk around on people's properties and throw fines all over the blaze.

You might want to know how to spell and pronounce the word.

I do know.

Hell, they can't be hurt by knives.

They are gores.

Promote any kind of violin.

Well, as far as we're concerned at the Home Association, punkins have feelings too, and we do not want our residents cutting pumpkins.

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Right, I could find you, I guess for foul language, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just gonna go ahead and stick with the punkin.

Fine, I can't do that.

I'm gonna stick with it.

M Okay, you know what, I'm not getting a fine. That's it, and stop saying pumpkins.

It's not a punk, But I don't know what else I should call him.

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Pumpkins, punkins, the pumpkins punkins.

You're worried about their feelings, then you should know how to say it.

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My god, I've literally I've had it up here. They're called pumpkins, pumpkins. I'm not paying a fine and.

That's probably not legal, so go learn how to say pumpkin, punkin, No pumpkin, tompkins, pumpkin.

All right, Well, then I'll let you know.

This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband say you up.

What it's a joke.

My god, I'm going they literally kill him.

He said, you just decorated your house for Halloween. You guys have a homeowners association. You want to mess with you?

Oh my gosh, if you would have said punk one more time, I was probably gonna have a heart.

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It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Mark is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater. He's been with his girlfriend Dory for three years now, but now he thinks something might be going on, so we'll see if we can help him out.

Mark.

I'm sorry they have to come on the show this way, but what's up man? What's going on with your girlfriend? Why do you think she's cheating?

I think because she's sort of like gone mia on me, Like she hasn't resmonder than any calls or any texts. And I really know what's going on because I the last time we hang out, I went to a bar and was like regular normal, might nothing out of the blue, But now like I don't know what she's doing, so I thought you guys could help me. It's just really weird. I don't know what's going on. I haven't seen her or talk to her in days now.

It's like we've been together for three years and she'd.

Go and I know she's like I know she's not, like she's nothing awful happened to her because like a friend of mine like saw her.

Out and so she's right.

You know, she's not dead or anything, she's not sick or something like that.

But yeah, have.

You just like rolled up on her?

This is your girlfriend of three years.

I'm sorry. If somebody is not talking to me that I've been with for three years, I'm going to be outside her door.

Yeah. I mean it's not like.

We don't have that thing where like we talk every single day, you know, but then when we hang out, we really hang out.

Okay, So I thought you guys can help me.

In the three years that you've been dating her, has she ever done anything like this before?

No, She's like she's always been like very loyal, like reliable. That's kind of girlfriend, you know, like she shows up, you know, like she's really present.

Okay, She's always there.

She's always around.

She's like that kind of girl. So I do a thing.

I do have an idea of like who she might be with, because there's like a new guy hanging around, and like it might it might be this guy that she's seeing.

Do you know the guy?

Like I don't know him, but I do know that he goes bar and if she's going to that bar, then he's there, and I'm sure like if I haven't seen her, she's not answering my messages. Okay, I don't feel I can't show my face there though I'm too.

I don't know, I don't.

I feel weird about it.

Okay, but if you guys can help me out.

Yeah, a friend of mine told me that he saw her at that bar, and I thought maybe if you guys could like call her and say, like, oh, we have a gift certificate for this place, and like see how she reacts.

Okay, because she seems like I go there all the time. Then you know that's okay, I answer.

So basically trying to find out if she goes to that bar, because if she's going to that barn.

Yeah exactly.

Okay, Yeah, we can do that.

We'll play a song come back, and then call her and pretend to be from the bar and I don't know, offer a gift card or something, and just we'll figure out a way to find out if she's been going in there.

Okay, Yeah, thank you?

Yeah, oh man, play a song comeback, get your to catch cheeter next. If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Mark is on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years, Dory, might be cheating on him. We're about to see if we can help him find out if she is cheating. But first, Mark, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Uh?

Yeah, So basically I've been seeing this girl for like three years.

Uh, and I think.

She's seeing someone else, and I thought, you guys can help me. I think she's like hangs out at it at this bar, and it's you guys can like call her up and like offer her, you know, like a gift card to this place, and she says, oh yeah, Like I basically want to catch her that she is going to this place. And she's like, she's seeing someone else,

You ready, Yeah, I'm ready?

Thank you?

Hello?

Hi?

Is this Dory?

Yeah?

Is that Hey? This is Shorble. I'm calling from bar.

How are you? Oh, hey, I'm doing I know it's probably good.

I know it's probably weird that I'm calling you, but uh, you've been coming in here quite a bit lately.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've been enjoying my time there.

Yeah.

Yeah. We get new people coming in.

We try to look up their information to call him up and say thanks for checking us out.

You know, Oh sure, my pleasure.

I want to offer you a hundred dollars gift card for being a new customer. That's why I'm calling. Geez, get it out of your mouth.

Oh wow, one hundred. That's awesome.

Yeah, thank you absolutely. What do you like about our establishment?

I always like to check out kind of the new the new bars in town, and I.

Feel like it's a very different vibe kind of from the bars I'm used to. It's a little bit more like refined. I guess which is which is really nice? I think your drinks are really good. I like the beers you have on tap.

I thank you guys have a really great vibe going on there. Really the craft's cocktails and stuff, and you know you're really good.

Sorry what pose Sorry is someone there? What what was that? I said?

Bull?

I knew it, Dorry, it's me.

You are going to you are going what, Dory, this is actually the Jebel Show. It's a radio show, and this is to catch a cheater. And your boyfriend Mark is on the phone because he suspected you might be cheating.

Cheating.

Yeah, you're going.

To you just I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He said that. He said to you guys that we were together, that like we're a couple. Yeah, no, we're not.

We're not dating. I don't I have never dated him in my life.

No.

I only know Mark because I go to his bar, Like I'm a regular at his bar.

What dude, this is so weird.

You're accusing me.

You're blasting me on the radio for cheating when we're not even We've never been a couple.

You've never asked me out, we've never gone on a date, So you're super weird. Like yeah, okay, yeah, Dory, Yeah, I call these guys. I lie to the show because then even if he gets called you and get you to admit that, you're going to okay, because that's the only way I'm going to find out the truth because.

I asked you and you wouldn't tell me. What is Okay, so I'm gonna tell you right now.

And you're not allowed back in my bar anymore.

Wait, aren't dating?

What is this?

Yeah?

All right?

So yeah, I'm I'm the manager at and Dory used to come in. She was like our favorite customers. She would come in every week like the whole staff lover. She's like, she loves the vibe in there. She always say nice things, She's super complimentary of everyone. And then yeah, and then suddenly she just disappears.

And yeah, that's why I called you guys.

I allowed you guys to get her to tell the truth.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Their main competitor, Doory. How could you I told you that?

Mark?

I'm sorry.

I literally how many times have I told you, like literally every weekend that I need fried pickles on the menu.

And if you didn't put them on there, then I was going to have to like play the field and see like.

Who we like?

Who else is intent?

You know what I mean?

But you didn't listen.

Well, you don't worry about that anymore. Go enjoy, Go enjoy your pickles that I don't care anymore.

I will, I absolutely will.

I told you we're not putting frying pickles on the menu. It's not that kind of place, okay, Why it's.

Not our vibe.

The reason why I like pickleback shots, it's because alcohol and pickles go well together. People, they have a problem.

No, so yeah, you and you like ranch stressing too, right, you complain about that.

That's why I have in my bar.

Ioli is better than ran.

That's so pretentious, Like, dude, I knew you were going to.

A place, So enjoy your fried pickles and your pull tabs.

You're not welcome in our bar anymore.

Cheater.

Wow, well, I guess you got your answer. Mark, Yeah, thank you, and Dori, enjoy the fried pickles.

Yeah, I'm gonna eat those far away from here fried pickles.

Your fried pickles.

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It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Rameire is in a spooky game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also, speaking of fall and Halloween and pumpkins and all that good stuff, you and your house need to get ready for fall, and Macy's has got you covered with one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's because not only are they here to hook you up for you Versus Victoria, they're also here to help with all of your.

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Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the Doubile Show.

You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macye Skiff card and we'll meet the contestant for You Versus Victoria in just a second. But if you've had a horrible roommate, make sure to hit us up in the DMS at the double Show and leave us a voice note of your worst roommate ever, because your story could make it

What's up, Joe?

I'm doing okay, Jubile.

How you doing?

I'm also doing okay, Joe. We're the Okay brothers.

Oh that's cute me and Joe. Oh it's cute. Sounds boring.

Are you ready to take on Victoria?

We're just gonna let that keep going.

I think I am all right.

I think I can I can beat her, Victoria.

What do you have to say to that?

Well, Joe, I just had a big sip of my coffee and I'm ready to.

Take you down to.

Oh well, okay, Well I gopped off my son, So I think I'm really ready to go.

Oh that's out of the car. Yeah.

We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving, Joe. The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

You ready, got it? Here we go?

Your time, I'm ready starts now. What is the name of Mickey Mouse's Dog? Which artist released the hit single as it was in twenty twenty.

Two, Oh, shoot Path.

What is the name of the fictional major continent in Game of Thrones.

Europe?

Which movie features a song the song.

Shallow shoot Path?

Which TV show features a chemistry teacher turned methamphetamine manufacturer breaking dad?

Right, I got that on time.

We'll bring Victoria back in the studio and while she's putting her headphones on a stuff, Joe, was something you would like the world to know today.

Well, I like to go to comic cons, whether it's in Seattle or San Diego or New York, Hypigo across the country.

That's so cool. Do you dress up?

I don't.

I always tell people I dress up as a volunteer, so that way I can take pictures of everybody who is.

That's smart. I just went to my first comic con and met Captain America, so I'm very excited about it.

You met Chris Evans, It's official character.

What's the best.

What's the best comic con you've been to.

Joe, I'd probably say the one in San Diego, that's the big one.

Right, all right, that's on my bucket list.

All right, Victoria you ready?

Yes?

Sorry, I've never seen Victoria stare off into the blue. She's more than I just saw her. She was just staring off into space to forget where you were. I don't know, I don't know a right Joe blank. This should be a good game for you, Joe thirty seconds since as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say passed and you have to be Joe out to win. And Joe you can tell Victoria Whin.

To go, okay, ready and go.

What is the name of Mickey Mouse's dog?

Clup?

Uh? What he's a dog?

Oh? Oh my god?

Cooviy wait?

Wait?

Which artist released the hit single as it was in twenty twenty two, Rry Styles.

Literally just saw the thoughts hit you in the forehead.

The name of the fictional major continent in Game of Drones, which, like which Mone, features the song shallow. So I feel like, what is happening? These are like stars born up for you? Oh and star is born? I don't know. I am so confused.

She's holding her head. It's like it hurts things all right.

Well, a tough game for Victoria today, What the heck?

Or best game ever? Victory?

I don't really know, She's not gonna remember it. Let's get the answers or your score with producer Brad. Joe got too correct and Victoria got too correct. WHOA Joe, You still won because it's congratulations you v Victoria.

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Victoria do what to be Victorious?

Hey, Joe, confusing day.

Let's get the answers at Nina the name Mickey Mouse's dog. He's Pluto.

I said Pluto, you said changed it?

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Yep, that's such a good show, like a rush though.

Joe. Congratulations man, Thank.

You for playing, Thank you for having me.

Yep, we play you.

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Lucy is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon. So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and see if it's us why he's ghostinger, and maybe get her another day. But first, Lucy, how long has it been since you heard from Brandon?

It's one week?

Two weeks? Okay? Have you reached out to him? Did you try?

Yeah?

I did.

I invited him to a game of ball, but he didn't fond.

Oh no, okay, Well see if we can figure it out. I want to tell us about the date and how you guys met.

Yeah, well you know how it goes. I met Brendan on the app.

We talked briefly back and forth, good chemistry, before deciding to meet.

Up at a local bar by us. We both like to play pool, or both got at it. So yeah, it was kind of fun.

It was like a hot challenge to build some flirty chemistry, and we definitely did. We turned it into this drinking game and anytime one of us miss a shot, we would drink.

You said, you guys are good. So did you end up drinking a lot? Like you know? First people are good at it like me, I would get.

Yeah, you could say that we got a little hans not in like a growth way, you know. But we played a few games. We danced around, talked, kissed each other. We shared an uber holme. It was a good time. It was definitely a good time.

You shared an uber home. So I went home together, so he made.

Sure that I got home first. He definitely a gentleman. Yeah, he took good care of me. He's not like the other guys have dated.

Did he try?

No, he didn't. He was such a gentleman. I mean he had a great kiss in the car, but then when it was time to go home, he said good night and didn't even try.

That's refreshing.

Yeah, so, I mean, as you can imagine, I was pretty excited to see him again.

So yeah, well.

Why do you think you're getting ghosted them?

I don't know.

I did have this one moment where I kind of shrieked out a little bit, not on him.

But we were like having a little moment in the corner, and.

The drunk girl walked by and bumped into me and she made me still my dear, all over.

My brand new top. Oh, I kind of freaked out a little bit on her. I snapped, but I had like dialed it back before I went too far.

I apologized to Brandon described snap like start throwing chairs.

Hey girl, do you know you just did that? Or was it like we're you know, snap in.

Yeah, I made like a verbal like what the you know, and just kind of I don't know.

I I have been more becoming in the past, but I don't know. I didn't.

I didn't think it was that big.

Of a deal.

And I totally apologized to Brandon for doing it. That girl was definitely a mess, Like she was not innocent, you know.

Okay, So yeah, I don't know.

I'm afraid that he was just like being polite in the moment and saying it was fine, and maybe I might have turned.

Him off from it.

It's not normal for me to do that, but when someone deserves it, you know, Okay, I'm only human, but I wanted to know that I'm not going to just freak out on him randomly like that, you know, right?

Would that turn you off to you ball? It depends how it was.

Yeah.

I think it might turn me off now, but past.

Me would have loved Yeah, especially if you turn around and freaked out on me, I'd be like, whoa hot.

Oh thankfully I've learned my lesson with that though.

But so it might.

It might be a little bit much. So we'll see.

We'll play a song come back, and then call him and see if it tells why is ghosting you?

Maybe get you another date?

Okay, Okay, thanks, you'all all right?

Plus song come back, get your first day follow up next if you're just joining us for today's first thing follow up. Lucy is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon. So in a second we're gonna get him on the phone and see if you tell us why is ghost singer? But first, Lucy, why don't you catch us up on your situation?

So basically, I went out with this guy. He was super hot, super cool.

We had a good time.

Great chemistry.

I may have snapped when a girl.

Dropped her beer on me, and I'm just worried that maybe I might have scared him off from that, but I wanted to know that that's not who I am. Like, I couldn't just random with that to him.

Right, Are you ready for us to call him?

Yeah, let's do it, all right?

Here we go? He Hi, man, speak to Brandon please. Yeah, this is Brandon.

How are you?

My name is Jubil. I'm calling from a radio show. It's The Jubile Show.

Hi, Brandon, This is Nina. I'm also on the show.

Hi.

I'm Victoria.

What's up?

How are you what?

It's a radio show, yes, and we're calling you because we do a segment that's called the first Aid follow Up. That's where if you go on a day with somebody and you ghost them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. So we got an email about you from somebody?

Okay, do you know?

Yeah, we think so too.

Who do you think would email us and say that you're ghosting them?

I don't know, you tell me it could It could be a couple of people.

But all right, okay, this is about to get really good. Then Brandon.

Her name is Lucy.

Yeah, Lucy, I.

Remember, Okay, do you remember liking Lucy? Do you remember going on a date with her?

Yeah? Man, we had a great time. Man, that was hot, smoking, I mean okay, yeah.

Ok So then what's the deal? She's so bombed? Where are you gone? She's snaky, mass snaky, She's sneaky.

N she's sneaky. She pulls some stuff on a date. Man, that was just not cool. Like, well, we went on we had a great time, and you know, it ended up where we were in a bar having a good time. We staked out our little corner and we were actually relating to each other pretty well. So she's steely, kiss and kissy. I was into her. She was into me, I thought. And then some random dude walks up to her out of nowhere, and it's like a whistle of Lucy. I'm like, who is this clown? And she's like having

Did you ask her?

Yeah?

And she apologized, and she's like, Oh, it's just somebody I used to hang out with. You know, it's no big deal. But it just sounded weird, you know, the whole thing just it just didn't feel right. She was way too mysterious, and you know, I was waiting for her to even take me over there, to introduce me to these people, but it didn't happen. I wasn't even upset about that. I mean, you know, things happened, but she was gone like fifteen twenty minutes.

That's a long time.

Yeah, she's hugging and laughing with these people.

With a vettern like she's trying to block me out.

I'm like, sounds sneaky, reminded me of an X. I was chucked up.

Well, thank you for telling us, and now I'll let you know that Lucy is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Oh thanks, I appreciate it.

Yeah, both of you guys, you know Lucy.

Hey, Yeah, Hi Brandon, whatta.

Oh my god, Yeah, I love Okay.

One, I don't think I was gone for that long. And two, that was so unbelievably awkward for me. I did not think that these people are going to show up there. These are people that I like, know and I'm trying to kind of like fizzle out, and so it was super awkward for me. And I did not want to introduce you to these people, like I didn't want to mix that.

You know, I do what she's saying. It's just that's the only true part about what you just said is you didn't think because you didn't take me into consideration at all. You left me hanging. And I mean I just watched you have a beer poured all over. Obviously I'm kind of into you if I'm still sticking around.

Okay, I mean, I definitely did not think it was a big deal.

We were just talking. I mean, if you hadn't seen some people.

That you knew and you were talking to them, I wouldn't be so sensitive about it.

Well, let's slip the script. Let's say that I take you out, and I leave you somewhere and I go to talk to a bunch of girls that I know, and then I come back and say, Hey, it's no big deal. These are just some girls that I know. How would you feel about that?

If I'm being like completely transparent and honest with you. That guy was my egg, and I really don't think that there was any world where you two needed to be like talking and meeting each other and whatever. And so like with all of our old friends there it was like wed for me and awkward, and so I wanted to just kind of like be like what's up, but also.

Not mix y'all together.

You know, I'm trying to fizzle that out. I'm trying to get away for each I think that you're a great guy.

I really like you, and I did not at all want you involved in that.

It just sounds sneaky. And you want to talk about being uncomfortable, I'm.

On the radio.

It was just telling you the truth.

I'm on the radio. What if your guys listening to.

It, Well, I guess he knows that I'm not interested anymore.

Then I'm just saying the whole thing sounded shady to me. That was why, that was why I ghosted you. I don't even know what to say at this point. I'm just kind of confused. Where do we go from here?

Well, it's flipped again, Brandon. What if your ex girlfriend showed up and you were with Lucy?

What do you do introduce them?

Do you you would introduce them?

Yeah?

I don't know.

Yeah, it's my ex girlfriend. The way Lucy looks. If you met my ex girlfriend, oh, I would definitely introduce him.

I don't know, man, I definitely hope to be a different person. I did not want that those stories like coming to you. I'd much rather just like ease into this thing with you.

Brandon.

Would you like to go on another day with Lucy? We'll pay for it.

I mean, it's just funny that you think I couldn't handle that, so in a public situation, you just decided that now I couldn't handle it. I'm gonna ease into it. I don't know you know what. Anybody can make a mistakes. Let's do it.

Okay, right, Okay, got another date, Lucy, All right, let's go.

Let's do it.

I'll probably go somewhere and not bump into your ex.

You know that sounds like a plan to meet please.

Jubele's first date follow up.

Yes, I don't know.

It's kind of disturbing that it's a video of Halloween decorations from the nineties and how much lamer they were then.

Now those are the scary sounds that they used.

Well, I said, peaceful, so funny, wow, goblin, no reason the planet than I thought it was running.

But we'll check in with the Jubil Show and see what's going on in our lives right after this.

Again, your heart is.

True, your balang, the down right, everyone just a little.

The biggest gift would be from me, and the cod detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different. Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunkend Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hey, and who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by every once in a while to ask you for pet tiny horse little nay X, and sleep in our guest room for a.

Few days because their parents are being lame.

Our social media producer Gabby little.

Nax is a good name for a tiny horse.

Myself John Gabby.

Also our producer Brad. He's a dad.

Hey there, Tiger, And then there's me.

I'm Jewel and this is the Jewel Show and this is the time of week where we check in with the show and see.

What's going on in our lives. Nina was up with you this week?

Well, this might be kind of a therapy session. I'm not sure if I'm a psychopath. And I say that because figure I've been highly stressed lately. It's been a very difficult week and it's only halfway through. But so I find myself feeling better at night by watching true crimes. And we have talked about this before, but I'm serious,

So what does that mean now it's stressing you?

How more that you enjoyed it?

Kind of Is that?

Okay? Probably not?

And I think you should talk to a doctor about this, maybe a psychologist.

I know I'm not the only ones that does make me feel better, but like, what the heck is this about?

Do you want a real answer?

How do you do? You do?

You?

Like?

What kind of joy are we talking about? When you watch it?

You know, like do you want to skip down the halls and you see people do that?

Or just an escape?

I think it's a different kind of stress, so like I feel the stress in a different part of my body. Right, it's a transfer of stress and it makes me feel good, Like it almost hurts so good.

It's like that old joke R like, oh my arm hurts and someone kicks you in the leg and you're like, oh my leg, Like see that arm doesn't hurt.

That's yeah, I can see that.

You're like, hey, I've got a stress a week, but not nearly as stressful as that.

Maybe I'm glad we talked to that escape is I'm not a psychopathy?

No, not at all.

I didn't say that, Victoria, what's up.

With you this week?

Well, I actually have a question, and that is, where does one by a fire extinguisher?

Why hear me out?

Okay, she's all because I was laying in bed last night trying to go to bed early, like trying to get to work on time. But the issue with that is that I'm just laying in bed with a lot of thoughts in my head. So I was like, I want to make cookies tomorrow. So I wanted to make cookies. So I was like, oh my gosh, what's making happens with the cookies and they end up on fire?

What am I going to do? I was like, Oh my gosh, I'll throw my tortilla blanket on it, ha ha ha. And I'm like, Victor, that's dumb, Like that will burn.

This is the conversation that you're having in your head before you go into bed. Yeah, I want to make cookies, but what do I do if they start the house down? You need to wash the tea.

I didn't know what to do, and I was like, Victoria, I just use a fire extinguisher. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I don't have a fire extinguisher, Like what do I do now? And I was like, you do I need to go buy one, And I'm like, Victoire, it's like ten o'clock at night, absolutely not. So then, yeah, I don't want to do you one in the hallway of your apartment building because generally in apartment buildings they

When's the last time you made cookies, Victoria?

Great question, Wow's been a while. I think the last time my roommate when I had one of those, made one and made them all right.

Yeah, I just wouldn't make them until I'm more confident in my cookie making ability up late at night going like.

I need a fire extinguisher.

Blow up.

When I think of making cookies, my first son.

Is those are going to taste great?

Yeah, surely it was likely going to catch on fire, just in case.

You got to think of all the possibilities. I can't throw water on it. I'm like, you need a fire extinguisher, and I'm like, I don't even have one of those like, what if I had a candlelight and most of my cat knocks it over? Then what I want to do? We're still spiraling. You're very concerned about your place catching on fire. I don't know why you have insurance.

I don't know.

Oh, look, everybody, it's it's our social media director, Gabby stopping by.

What's up, Dabby?

How are you?

I'm good?

What's going on with you this week?

I went to October Fest a couple of weeks ago with my husband and our two roommates, and and one of our roommates stayed out later. We all shared a hotel room by the way. One of them stayed out later and the rest of us. So I'm snoozing, having a good time, and all of a sudden, he's parading through the room at like four in the morning's being really loud, and I'm like, what the heck's happening.

I look up and there's like three random women, and.

I'm like, where are these people?

Where did these women come from? And then they leave? I asked him in the morning.

I guess he was walking home and those girls just needed to pee, so he let them use our our bathroom.

I was just like bro, I get it down the hall, like, look at what I did? Everybody, I.

Was up with you this week.

Yeah, I've been debating, like I kind of kind of like Victoria a rabbit hole. Sometimes I go what would happen if blank? And I'll I was like, what if I want my job tomorrow? And I was like, I could be a garbage man. And then I went down a whole rabbit hole there and I was like, what's that training like? And then I realized they just you just pick it up as you go.

You too.

I was going to do a roof joke, but it'd be over your head.

What's going on with here?

Not much.

If anybody wants to watch my Doberman, mister Peeves for about who knows how long, just hit me up. Also, I don't have I'm going to be homeless pretty soon, so that's fine.

Wait back, just a smidche here, would you say watch your doberman, mister Peeves?

You mean literally like baby sit your dog? Yeah, for months at a time.

Maybe.

Okay, I'm squatting in my own house right now.

I feel like a squatter. Why I'm getting my house ready to sell.

And they came in and they had to do all the repairs and like put a new carpet in and everything, and they took all the furniture out, and they had an organizer come in and pack all my stuff in the garage. I have currently in my house a couch and a blanket that I found, and I set my computer up in the kitchen and that's it. A spoon, a fork, and a tea cup. It's just empty. They're getting it ready. They painted, they did all this stuff

Follow you?

Yeah, I think I'm gonna move into my RV outside for a few weeks to see what happens.

People are coming to tour the house and they look outside. Who's the guy in the RV?

Does?

Does he come with the place when Jubill actually needs is a place to stay that's dog friendly, I think, is really what he's asking.

Yeah, something like that sign Vernina's what's trending.

So people are putting apple air tags on their political signs to keep them from being sole. Really, if you didn't already know that, it is illegal in most places to steal political signs off of your neighbors and lines, it is, and you can get in trouble for it. So apparently people have been having problems with that. Whatever side you're on, it's fine except for that. People are putting those air tags on them so you can receive

So just don't just don't it's cool or get a new sign. If it's stolen, that's not fun. They can't be that expensive, can they.

I think they're probably free campaign just hang them out, But I think that's besides the point.

Yeah, yeah, no, stealing's bad, and it's also don't silence me, you know, I think that's part of it. Yeah, So, okay, have you ever dropped her phone in kind of a compromising situation, like maybe in the toilet or something like that? If we but yeah, constantly, Well, this lady really dropped hers in a very compromising place because she got stuck hanging upside down in a crevice between two boulders for seven hours whoa while trying to receive her or retrieve

Yes, Oh isn't that woner? He cuts off his own leg? Yeah, arm arm when she cut off to get out.

Thankfully, she didn't have to cut anything off. She just hung there for seven hours. But she was an Australia rock climbing and she had a couple friends with her, so at least they knew where to look for her when they realized that she wasn't meeting back up with them. So when the help came to rescue her, they had to move these boulders. One of them weighed a thousand pounds. They actually moved it just to get her phone to get her. But she did have her phone, so after

I just picture her hanging upside down from a boulder and them showing up and her going I'm a bat.

Because at this point she's delirious. There's actually a picture that was taken of her that they use all of her news outlets, and all you see are her little feet, bare feet popping out of these.

Terrifying If I dropped my phone into a crevice, I'd be like moving on.

It's probably the right thing to get a new phone, the right thing to do. And lastly, scurvy is making a comeback.

Survy enough with the throwback stuff we need to bring back scurvy.

Scurvy is a nutritional illness that was once synonymous with ancient sailors, so it used to pop up all the time with like pirates are and all of that stuff.

A lack of vitamin C.

That's exactly what it is. It's a lack of vitamin C.

Kid, I thought I had scurvy.

That's why I know that I have no idea. I have a lot of anxiety, and I always think that I have like horrible diseases.

So I learned a lot about scurvy.

That's a few weeks.

For whatever reason, I was convinced I had scurvy. And then I started just eating a bunch of vitamin C.

I just had a whole picture in my head.

Jubil popped open the Encyclopedia Britannica and his mom bought off a door to door salesman and flipped it open to scurvy and was like.

Oh, no, there it is. I knew that was the problem. Take your vitamin scene yeah, or just eat your oranges, whatever you gotta do.

I like how they make it like just a crazy name, rather than saying you have a vitamin seed efficiency.

Why are people getting scurvy anyway?

Because people are not eating their veggies, their fruits and veggies and not taking vitamins and stuff.

So well, or they are, but the fruits of vegetables don't have any of that in them anymore.

Right, they're really committed to their pirate costume this year, Like may like start drinking some salt water so I can get really great forget high girl Halloween.

It's gonna be dirty pirate Halloween.

So I thought you were just say scurvy, like, that's a scary scurvy scurvy and Kirby, that's trending.

Jubiles dirty little secret.

Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. Indeed I do, well, then let's hear it.

Oh so basically last Christmas, I visited my girlfriend family in Europe without my parents selling at all, and I basically said, oh, I'm too tired to go exams from school. But in reality, after exams were over, I took a flight to Europe completely paid for by me, to visit my girlfriend's.

Family that they did not know about at that time.

Did you communicate with them at any time while you were in Europe? And where did you say you were?

I basically said that I was fill in my dorm room, but I had to buy an Eustim plan and connected to my phone numbers that my parents didn't know that I was calling from like out of the state.

What do you think they would have done if they knew you were in Europe?

My parents were pretty strict when I was growing up.

I'm not really sure what they would have done. As I am now an adult and I had to take my own decisions.

Well, I probably would have stopped paying for my internet plan.

Say, you can make your own decisions if you're paying for all your own things.

Okay, hold on.

Are you still with the girlfriend who you visited in Europe?

I am, yeah, and it worked out.

Then it did work out, and I'm trying to visit her parents in d Ye.

All fun.

You need tell your parents now.

My parents do.

Know about it, but they do not know about being to going to Europe and they probably will never know, but they do know.

That she.

Okay, well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Aw hello, hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Yes I do, I got it.

Okay. So basically, I'm a horse girl. I have six horses. One of them is my heart horse, which I call my soulmate basically, and my mom makes donuts. She's a baker basically, And the thing is, I hate them, and I really hate those donuts and so dry, and the way she fries them. I don't know what to say. So she gives me donuts and I give them to my horse, and my horse she loves them so much. And I love to give her donuts all the time. And I haven't told my mom about this because I

So oh, yeah, well least the horse likes them.

Yeah, I love them so much.

It's so cute.

Yeah, the horse eating of doughnut is cute.

Thank you for your little secret, of course, thank you.

What's your dirty little secret?