Jubiles dirty little Secret. Hello, oh hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Yes I do, of course, sweet.
What is it?
So?
When I was like about like like six, seven years old, I used to steal money from my mom a lot, and then I took a purse and I ended up finding a hundred dollars bill and I took it, and then, yes, I did, so I went to the liquid store to get me a little snack and then it was my first time getting cash back, and I'm like, oh crap.
I got the money up, and then I came home afterwards, and then I had the money stacked in the bathroom and then I ended up forgetting that I left in there, and then and then it was gone, and I assume it was my mom that took it, and I can't tell her like, oh, where's my money? I should be thinking, yeah, and then should be thinking like what kind of seven year old boy would have money? You know? And then I can say anything because I would be grounded or whatever you call it.
Right, son, she still has your money?
Oh yeah, this was like years ago. And then I couldn't, you know, just tell her, And then and then I end up stealing more money from her.
She just laughs about it.
I was like in elementary school at that day, and then there's always a books fair.
You know those book fairs, man, they really just take a lot of money from me.
That's the thing about book fairs. They contribute to childhood delinquency.
Yeah. I used to love just buying things over there, and then I would like sneakily steal at the.
Book fair, Like I would buy everything but books at the book fair. Do they have the book fairs all kinds of stuff, like cool racers, like fun little pens.
Magic pens where it's like you could only it's like you couldn't see it unless you had a little light. The pen had the light on it, so you could like to write secret messages to your friends. Do those book fairs be taking money?
You're saying you steal.
From the book fair.
Damn, I think I've never been to a book fair.
So much fun.
Well, thank you for your little.
Secret, man, Yeah, thanks, of course.
What's your dirty little secret?
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