Cheat Codes For Life

Hey, do you want to live forever? No, it's the Jewel Show. Well, if you do, you're in luck because I found the Fountain of youth. Wow, I take that. It's called the Internet. Oh and there's a thread going viral of people sharing their cheat codes for life. They will have you owning this weird video game that we play in every single day. We'll go over it next so you can level up and maybe steal a car to and not get in trouble. Okay, we'll go next.

Yeah, oh my gosh, I never made that connection, but I called bosses and that's what you're fighting, I guess in the.

Every Days a video game. The most popular cheat codes from this thread that's going viral. See if you think I'll work for you. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of anything, So you ever need to get out of something, just use as an excuse. They say no questions it and nobody expects you to go to

But that's also like a growth, like it's not but it's like normal, Victoria, it is, but it's like I don't want.

To do it anyone? What do you want more a day off from work or for someone to think you had that?

Okay, guys, I think Monday this is a little grumble.

It's not feel to do well right now. I don't know how Monday is. They'll look the boss right now.

I don't tell him that because I would die to hear the response.

I have diary on Monday.

Next Tuesday, I'm going to have diarrhea.

We all have.

Where didn't you try to take that off last week?

Nope?

Non't believe. So here's another cheap code for life. And I think this is a great one and I need to remember to do this. Don't enter the recipients of an email until after it's written and ready to send, so you don't accellently send it unedited, oh unfinished. I know all the time.

I never put someone in this two or CC or BCC until the email's.

Written, cause you never know.

Also, like what if it just like sounds stupid, Like you go back over it and you're like, oh my god, sounds terrible, see it to ex lead it, but you actually present and then it goes to that person.

Yeah, there's a fear that I have. Here's another cheap code for life. According to the thread that's going viral on the internet, if you have something nice to say to someone, like if they did something neat, or if they have a cool shirt, or they made a good moral choice, it's generally good to say that and not wait for a better time, which may not come. Wait, oh, so say when you see it. Say good things as soon as you see them.

I love that.

I think that I one hundred percent agree with that. That's cute. Will you make somebody's day at that moment?

Like?

Why not?

I like that hat?

You know it's a cute hat.

Thank you.

I think you have the same one.

I don't.

Oh you don't, I don't know. I think that's a cute hat. I'm glad you were today. Good moral choice. Another cheat coach for life. And this is a good one that I need to remember that I can never do. I always want to remember it, and every time I don't do this, I always feel like I'm losing at life. So I want to start trying to do this one clean.

While you're cooking, Oh yeah, one, wait, you facts on facts?

I cook occasionally, Victoria. Yeah, but when I came out it could be macaroni and cheese, craft macaroni and cheese, and then it destroys the entire block.

I will say, I've cooked in Juble's kitchen for all of us, remember, but getting there, it was not a clean start that I think is piled.

Yeah, and I will say, when Jubil cooks, he goes all in.

It's not just mac and cheese.

It's like it's a whole thing, like he's gonna go all in.

But I will say, yeah, the last time I really cooked, I was making a bunch of cakes and pastries for Christmas. I don't really cook myself food at night. But everyone all be.

Like, I feel like baking a pie. You cook it solid though, everyone should do.

That unless the rule is you cook, they clean, and you want them to clean up a little extra, you know what.

Ever, here's a very important cheat code for life, according to this dread that's going viral. Never commit a crime during the commission of another crime.

No, that's good.

For example, if you're transporting illicit substances, don't go speeding around in the car is really solid advice. Just remember this one crime at a time.

That is a good way to remember it too. So when you're out there to make crime and remember kids, one crime at a time, participations with your crime, and you're gonna get caught.

This educational show.

It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

He Oh my gosh, is this Aaron?

Yeah, this is Aaron.

Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have?

Beauty? Are you calling about the desk?

Oh my gosh, yes.

Okay, okay, yeah, what a mute? Yeah, I know it's something that's it's great, good condition too.

Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace like I do, yea, and then I saw that rare jim for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk? My gosh, that's that's right, too old, my gosh. It's a good deal, right, Yes, seems like a great deal. How many miles on it?

Uh no, I mean's just just headed for about a year.

Actually.

Word count? Well, when you have a desk, especially when that pretty oh my gosh, you want to you want to do some track of how many words are used on it for mile age?

Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used it for work for sure.

You can use it for a lot of things.

Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need to think for a moment. But oh my gosh, it is a beauty my gosh.

Okay, Well, yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars. Can get ready for this afternoon or pickup? What is your name?

Oh my gosh, my name is Pete.

Okay, hey, pee gosh.

Well, thank you for the information, my gosh.

Okay, Yeah, you're welcome. It's still available.

Hello, does it got penn stains?

Excuse me?

Pen stands?

Is it?

Are you calling back about the desk?

Oh my gosh, my gosh, I was just looking at the pictures again, any pen stains?

No, there are no pen stands out the services totally. Queen is Brkeley new Figger pickup?

Are you firm?

Am I firm?

Yes? Are you firm?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Two hundred dollars for the desk. It's oh my gosh, it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering firm on your price?

Yes, Peter, that's it. That's the prices.

Okay. I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll call you back.

Come on again dolls for pickup. Hello, Peter, are you there? You hung up? I'm like, what we're hello?

One seventy five and seven pennies?

Is this Pete? Is that you again?

Oh my gosh. Yes, And I made the decision to say yes. I was able to scrounge together some cash and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.

No, the price is two hundred dollars. Oh my, you asked me what you called.

Before a sperm firm.

On the price, you had two hundred dollars.

Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget on that price? My gosh, fine, I want to get rid of the desk.

It's whatever you said, one seventy five and whatever, whenever the problem change.

Oh my gosh, thank you. I said, one seventy five and eight pennies, and it's mostly in quarters.

Sorry quarters, you're talking.

Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and eight pennies, And so you said once I have eight quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.

That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars a dollar eighty three. Listen to me, I said one hundred and seventy five dollars. I don't know what language you think I'm speaking, but I'm telling you one seventy five dollars, one hundred and seventy five.

I don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.

One's seventy five and eight pennies in a BackRub.

Here's this.

No, that's why I don't put my son online. Maybe insane people like you. Just Oh my god, I used to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god, that's how you sound. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. This what I'm hanging up on you.

You don't don't hang up because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your roommate. Tyson set you up. Said he said that you put a desk up on Facebook Marketplace, and you've been kidding with them. But calls from weird hose.

Oh god, oh I should have known Tyson.

Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's time for Nina's what's trending? Have you ever dreamt about being in a video game? Yes?

Yes, okay, well then you're gonna really love this because just imagine you're waking up and you hear the noises of the favorite video game, and like, you wake up, but you're still in the game.

We at least that's how it felt.

In my head when I heard that there was going to be a Nintendo alarm clock.

Your Nintendo video I was like, oh my gosh, you wake up and then you're still in the video game.

The cool thing about this is it's kind of ready for holidays, like you can pre order it for the holidays, but something like this hasn't actually been done because it's a new interactive alarm clock, so you'll get to pick

Doesn't do that right away.

I don't need it to do that. I need it to also be aware if I returned.

To the day.

Yeah, I mean, what happens if you're like Victoria and you sleep through three alarms?

That's like me too. Well, then if it runs away from me. I'll just let it keep running and if I'm lucky, it goes up the door. Why would it run away from you?

Oh?

Thought it was interactive exact automatically runs away from me.

Yeah, that you have to go catch it.

Any interactive experience with Victoria, she thinks it's going to run away.

Okay, Well I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. It's not going to run away from you.

But it is coactive.

It's called the Nintendo's Soundclock Alarmo. So if you are interested, it'll just cost you none.

To nine cheap. Yeah.

So there's a hot news style that's literally blowing up. I had to steal the headline from the article because they wrote it so perfectly. In Paris Fashion Week, this new look was debuted and it's almost like those Halloween costumes that are inflatable, but it's clothing that has air conditioning in it, so it's supposed to be more sustainable for the earth. But also you'll be cool when you walk outside, so you're basically wearing.

A balloon, so it's more sustainable than an air conditioner.

Yes, So know like how I have that blow up dinosaur. It's like as if I had the dinosaur all the way on my whole body.

But you want to wear that while you're walking outside, how you're gonna look snashed.

So it's Nylon apparel which will be set for spring and summer of twenty twenty five. It was a collection that was debut a Paris Fashion Week. So yes, it's ballooned clothing. That's what the models were wearing as they walked down the runway. I saw it. It looked like kind of the Sumo soup. Okay, yeah, that's flud too.

So instead of air conditioning, they want you to just air condition you're clothes.

Yeah okay, but what makes it cool? Because have you ever worn a suit like that for Halloween? You sweat more than you've ever sweat. Yeah, you are sweaty. You're right, they are sweaty really because the air doesn't stay cold. It has to be cold outside for the air to be cold. If it's hot outside and there's this hot air city.

Oh, I was just thinking about when I wore mine, But I guess it was cool outside, so my butt was really getting a breathe. Anyway, Look for it's spring summer twenty twenty five.

Time to wear it. Yeah, and that's what's trending.

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Michelle is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Stevens. So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and see if it's us, why he's ghosting her, and maybe get her another date. But first, Michelle, how long has it been since you heard from Stephen.

It's been about a week and a.

Half, okay, And have you reached out to him in that time?

Yeah?

I texted him three times, but then I was just like, after the third text with no response, I felt like I had to have some dignity.

And I saw it's understandable.

Yeah, yeah, So how was your date then?

What happened?

Well, it was actually a great date.

We went on a picnic together and it was super cute, and then we went on a little walk. It was just like a lovely little hike. It was it was anesot a great date, Like it was the kind of day that you would see in a wrong com and I felt so good afterwards, and we you know, shared a romantic sunset kiss at the end.

Yeah, it was. It was really lovely and I didn't end up going home with.

Him, and then he was a gentleman so he didn't ask.

But yeah, I felt great about it afterwards.

Why do you think he's not calling you back?

Well, I did mention on the date that I.

Read very smut book and.

Like them like fairy Born, this the kind of books our friend read.

Yeah, it's like demeanor kind of changed after I brought that up, and so I thought maybe that put him off or he was judging me about that, But like, I'd like a chance to explain myself because I don't think it's that weird, but anything, I feel like it's that all right.

Our social media producer Gaby Reese that stuff all the time. Yeah, she's always talking about that are each other, But.

I want to know more. So when you brought that up, how did he react to it? Was he like I read too. Do you think maybe it's the fact that you read, or that it's fairy porn.

It's definitely the fairy porn aspect and not the reading. He just kind of went quiet, and then after a while he was like, oh, that's cool and then he didn't say anything.

Else, so we changed the subject.

Yeah, so his vibe kind of changed after that for the rest of the date, or was just that one awkward moment.

I mean, for the rest of the hike, his vibe definitely was different. Yeah, we kept hiking for a while after that, but he seemed like he was super distracted.

But then he was fine when you guys kissed and then did he say that he wanted to see you again?

At the end he was kind of like, yeah, I'd love to see you again, but it felt sort of half hearted, and then we parted ways, and I don't know, he just seems like tired and over it by the end.

It was weird.

So what about that makes you feel like you want to talk to him again.

Well, I just.

Feel like, up until the very end, the date was so calm and so romantic, and I hadn't had a date like that in such a long time, and you know, I've been single for a couple of years. I just like really enjoyed it. So I feel like there is potential here.

I just want to be able to.

Like clear up the very smut issue.

If that's what it is, all right, Well we'll see if we can figure it out for you. Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date if you still want one.

Okay, all right, thank you?

All right, we'll play a song come Back, do your first day follow up next. Right in the middle of today's first date follow up, and if you're just joining us, Michelle is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Steven. So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date if she still wants one. But before we do that, one of your fresh Everdy's memory on your date with Stephen.

Yeah.

So Steve and I went on a date about two weeks ago. We went on a picnic, we went for a hike. It was lovely and I had a great time. But at one point I mentioned that I read very smut book and I have changed, So I'm trying to figure out what the problem is. He hasn't reached out to me in a half.

Well, are you ready to see if it was a very smut that ruined your day? I'm ready I'm all right, here we go. I'm going to call him right now.

Hello.

Hi me, I speaking to Stephen. Please. This is Stephen Steven. How are you man? My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Stephen, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Oh what okay?

What have you ever listened to the show before?

Yeah, I've heard of it. Okay, what? Well?

To do a thing on the show? It's called the first date follow up? What that is? If we go out on a date with somebody and then you ghost them, that person can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you.

Oh oh and you.

Did, yeah, and it's from somebody named Michelle. Okay, and Michelle told us a little bit about your date. She said she really liked you, and she's wondering why you're ghosting or can you tell us?

Oh?

I mean I like Michelle.

She's a really nice girl. I don't I got nothing bad to say about her. I don't know what.

I don't know what to say.

She you know, she's just uh, she's pretty cool.

Well, then how come you didn't respond when she reached out to you three times.

I don't know.

She's like really like she's like very physically fit and like she looks beautiful and and like that's not like a knock on anybody.

But she likes to like hike and stuff, and like I'm just kind of not into all that.

You're not into the hiking and stuff.

Yeah, I mean it's.

Not like I don't like enjoy like a walk, but like it seems like she's somebody that like really gets down on like you know, she's yoga and she and we went on this hike that like it was hot, and I'm like a gamer by heart dude, Like it wasn't that like it wasn't necessarily her.

I just figured like if that's the type of date that she's gonna want to.

Go on like over and over, Like I'm really like I'm not lazy, but I'm just like that's not my idea of.

A good time.

Oh okay, she thought it might be because she's into those adult fairy smart books.

Oh no, no, that was about the reason at all. No, No, not at all.

Actually, like I thought that was actually kind of cute.

Like I'm like like like I'm a gamer, Like I I.

Was gonna say, yeah, if you're a gamer, that's probably hot to you.

Yeah, you know, I mean like I'm not like, you know, like creepy or whatever. I don't.

I don't find it weird, Like I like there's gamer or stuff that I kind of like that I thought was pretty like I thought that was cool. I just don't like to freaking I just didn't want to keep walking around all day.

All right, Well, thanks for being honest with man. I appreciate that. Now, Like you know that Michelle is on the phone and she's been listening and wants to talk to you. Oh Ti, Yeah, what's up?

Set up?

Why were you so down to go for a hike? I would have been fine with not doing that.

I don't know.

I just thought I was just trying to be like easy, But then I realized.

Like how much.

So you talked a lot about how you're so like basically active and stuff, and I just felt like I don't want to.

Do that all day every day.

Know you didn't mind the very smut at all?

No home now, no, no, dude, Actually, like I'm I think I would like to hear more about that.

Okay, great, well indors maybe, Yeah, No, we don't have to even like get up off the couch.

Yeah, I mean not, It's totally cool.

But I mean like if you if you really like hiking, like what's going to happen, like, you know, a couple of weeks and months from now, Like if I just like, like I really am not it's not something I enjoy it at all, Like is that going to be a problem.

I mean I can probably like keep it to myself somewhat.

But how inactive are you?

Really?

I mean you do like leave the house.

I mean like I'm like my friends joke with me and they say that I'm accidentally fit.

You know, I'm I'm not inactive.

I just like I'd prefer to be like.

You know, like playing games like I E good and.

I do stuff, But I don't like to just like set.

Out on an adventure into nowhere to hike.

That's not That's not what I like to do.

Okay, Well, we might have to get you a week fit or something like.

We might have to find some compromise here.

That seems fair. Okay, then Steven, would you like another date? Was Michelle? We'll pay for it. We're not going to pay for a week fit, but we'll pay for it the date.

Yeah, no, I'm totally down on just as long as you know.

Maybe we could uber there and go like, well, congratulations, Michelle, you got another date.

Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm yeah, I'm down to take a car there, and I do have some Smutt recommendations for you when you're ready.

You play your cards right, so you a bedtime story Juble's first.

Day follow up.

Good morning, Can I take your order?

Am I going to a tall ships?

We've got a large black coffee, large black cock Do you mean aventy No?

I mean a war he means Aventi.

Yeah, have the biggest one you've got.

Venti is large.

No Venti is twenty danny large is large.

In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages. Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria. Amira is in a follow rama game of trivia. Who for all

Uh?

Tumbling sheep? A lambslide? How do you make holywater? A priest? Bless?

Is it?

Nope?

You boil the hell out of it? All right, story, I'm after this. It's a jubile show. Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen? Where did you find that some kid back in town traded the van for it?

Straight up?

I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.

You know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally be yourself.

It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.

Nick.

What's up? Nicky?

Man?

Doing great?

Hell are you?

I'm doing great? Man. I'm taking my kids to school right now.

He's been trying to get me to get on this show for a hot minute.

Oh sweet, what's your kids name? Good name is Marshall, Marshall Marshall, Hi mart Yeah? What great is Marshall?

Inn?

Oh?

Exciting?

Oh nice? All right, and then you got to get a job. Enjoy it last, Marshall. All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and here we go. Nick. You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just a pass and Victoria has to beat you outright win. The door is now closed, she's outside and are you ready?

I'm ready?

All right, man, your time starts now. Which two countries were involved in the Cold War.

The United States and Russia.

Which ancient king had a round table?

King Arthur?

Who's the Greek god of the underworld?

How many golden tickets were there in Charlie in the chocolate factory? Which fish can give you an electric shock?

Jellyfish?

In What city did jazz music start?

Nashville?

All right, time is up on that. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. Nice job, Nick, Well, if Victoria gets settled, it's something you would like the world to know today.

I guess I've been managing a collection agency for twelve years, and we're.

Not as bad as everyone thinks we are.

Wow, I've always found stressful. Yeah, is it stressful?

It is extremely stressful.

I've always shown the collection people that I've talked to very nice. Have you willing to work with me on things? Yeah? Yeah, Nick, you and I probably met before, you know, all right, Victoria Victorious? Yeah, is that why you're actually calling today? Because the other one like, Wow.

We're at it. I got him, We got a settlement for you.

Yeah, alright, Victoria's back in studio of their headphones on. Here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and you have to beat Nick outright to win. Nick, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Which two countries were involved in the Cold War US?

And oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know.

Which ancient king had a round table all of them? Who is the Greek god of the underworld?

Squares? Oh? Oh, h hey hadies?

How many golden tickets? Where they're in Charlie and the chocolate factory? Oh?

Hey, which fish can give you an a electric shock?

Eel?

Okay, electric eel?

In what city did jazz music start?

Like Louisiana? All right, well say that you got that in. Let's sit under the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread do love the city of Louisiana.

Victoria got to correct, Nick got three correct?

Congratulations, did it? Marshals has good luck? Charm And now let's go over the answers with Nina.

The two countries that were involved in the Cold War were USA and the Soviet Union. I was gonna say that King Arthur is the king that had an ancient round table. I don't know that they all inn't how round tables because this was like famous for it. Okay, well you know what the Greek god of the underworld is Hades.

Yeah, there were.

Five golden tickets and Charlie and the chocolate factory. Seriously, an electric eel can give you an electric shock, and then I feel like Victoria can have like half a point on this one.

Yeah. Yeah.

The city the study that jazz music started in was New Orleans.

That's in Louisiana. That's where I was going with the context. The city wansa state. The question specifically.

Says, city, you didn't give me time to go through it give you.

You're actually way over your time on that way. Hey, whoa easy? Thanks for playing, Nicky. Yeah, well play you versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, you can always dm us at the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubil Show.

Evan is on the phone today for to catch a cheater. And he's been dating his girlfriend Marcy for about six months, and now he thinks she might be cheating. So let's see if we can figure it out for you. Evan, Sorry, man, but what's going on.

Yeah, we've been together about six months.

We met at a bar one night.

I thought it was just a one night stand, but it just kind of progressed from there. Okay, we kind of work looking for a relationship, per saying we just got out of a long relationship both of us and are like, yeah, our mindset wasn't in that direction, but it's just, you know, I got to have a long relationship.

She was seeing a married.

Guy that she would hope would leave his wife or her, and we were just talking to bonding about like how screwed up our lives were, and we just started expressing our connection in other ways, like you know, basically bedroom like one yeah, one one night stand led to another one night stand, and then it just turned into this thing, you know, and then I just started.

To kind of care for her, you know.

I don't know, it's just we've always tried to level up with one another. I always got to be honest, you know, We've had enough drama to last a lifetime. And I was like, well, if we're gonna do a relationship type of thing, then we need to be upfront about things nobs, and she said she wanted.

The same thing.

I don't know.

It's like we kind of saved.

Each other from like losching ourselves off of bridge or lose her mind.

So you definitely play a very key role in both of each other's lives. And she feels the same way you do.

Yeah, well, I guess, I guess.

I was sorry, thought, so.

What's been going on that makes you feel like things are changing?

So probably within the last month or so, I don't know, she's like a like a different woman. Like she's always been busy, you know, she's she's to go get her you know, but she's becoming like more scarce than normal. Like we don't live together.

But we always need.

Some type of effort to kind of see each other. And like lately she would do this thing where she said she would call and then we could meet up, but then she never calls. Then she'll just start fights for no reason and like to make them bigger than like they need to be.

And then then there was a there was a client party.

Okay, what happened that? With that?

She has a client party thing and she she mentioned like, hey, do you want to come? And then she decided to like it's not really that big a deal. You can stay home if you want to, And I was like, no, I want to. I want to go, Like, you know, all the stressful legs out, what's.

That open bar is free?

I was like, yeah, that sounds like a fun night, you know.

So I tagged along.

That's when I noticed.

The Mary guy. Oh he was there.

I was across the room talking to someone and I noticed them. I knew they worked together, but like she seemed really really, really really comfortable talking to him, and you could pick up on body language like when you want to go home with somebody, And that's kind of the vibe I was getting.

And then later I made.

A comment about it, and then she kind of shut it down. And then she she made the comment of like, jealousy.

Is in a good color on you?

Oh you know, yeah, I mean you know, she got a point a little bit, like we never really put strong parameters on her relationship.

But I don't know, man, Marcie's smarter than this man, Like, yeah, she's could.

Be over being strong along with someone that's like fake promises that.

He's going to leave his wife and he's not.

Don't I just want her to do what she needs to do.

You know.

I hope it's not that.

But those types of relationships kind of turn into a drug, you know, and you have so many high highs and low lows that you get on these crazy rides. So you probably served as a wonderful distraction and showed her that life could be wonderful. But if this guy started popping back up, I mean there's a chance that she could she could be kind of playing around in that area again, or she's using the opportunity to have you

Man. I feel, Oh, I hate this for you, and I hate this for her. That sucks. Well, let's see if we can figure it out. You already told us a grocery store she's a rewards card Membrett. So we'll play a song come back, and then call her and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that she's this once lucky winner of free flowers delivered to whoever she wants to send them to and we'll see if she sends them to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, okay, pleas I'll come back and get her to catch a

Okay?

Me and Marcy met one night's stan turned to a relationship thing.

Always very honest.

Lately she's been kind of sneaky and then it looks like she at a work function and kind of awfully reconnected with a guy that she was interested in.

Before me who's married, yeah, married stringer along.

She deserves better than this.

You know what's Mary guy's name.

It's Charlie.

Charlie Mary. Are you ready for us to call her?

Uh?

Yeah, yeah, let's get let's pull that band aid out.

Hello.

Hi, this is horrible calling from grocers. I was looking for our awards card member named Marcy.

Oh hey, this is she.

Hi Marci, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations here, this month's a big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.

Oh my gosh, well, thank you so much. That's awesome. What did I win?

Oh?

You've just won thirty six long sim red Roses box of candy or chocolates and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the fift the United States. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, Oh my gosh, congratulations.

Thank you. That's insane. What do I need to do?

Well, how it works is I can take down the information and just a matter of minutes over the phone.

And yeah, we could definitely do it over the phone.

Then great. Do you want me to set up a time to call you back or do you know who you'd like to send them to?

I definitely have somebody I'd want to send it to. It's a guide though. Is there anything else like it? Maybe send them?

Yes, we can send a bottle of it, like alcohol, whatever, wine. We have some whiskeys.

Perfect, Yeah, I know he's definitely like whiskey, so that would be perfect.

Okay, how does that Woodford reserve sound?

Oh my gosh, she loves that. That'll do just by.

Okay, we'll do a bottle of that and it will still come with flowers and in a card.

Awesome. Well, thank you so much for what do I need to do?

Well, I'm prepared to take the information right now. If you just give me the first and last name of the person you want to send them to, we can start there.

Sure.

His name is Charlie.

Is there anything you want to put on a card?

Yeah? Actually could we put? Just wanted to send something small to celebrate. I'm so excited.

To see what the future holds.

Great a.

Married guy.

Hello, Marcy, that's Evan, your boyfriend on the phone. This is actually the Jubile Show. Name's Jubal Yeah, Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria and we do a segment called to Catch a Teeter and Evan thought you might be messing around with a guy named Charlie. So the married guy.

Oh my god.

Okay, Hi Evan, I'm so sorry.

You heard that.

So you are with the married guy.

So it's it's kind of complicated.

He you know, I've been with Evan for several months and i'd kind of given up on Charlie.

You guys are calling married guy.

That's that's actually kind of funny. And he was still seeing his wife and I that's why i'd kind of stepped away for a while.

And then I had kind of.

Heard through the Greek line at work that things maybe weren't.

Going so well with the wife.

And I spoke to him at this work party that I did have Evan with me at I kind of discouraged Evan for coming, but he wanted to come, and I felt like I kind of needed to say yes, And he came, and I spoke to Charlie for a while.

Turns out him and his wife path completely separated.

He has left, and at one point I stepped away and I did see Evan actually approach him and tell him, you know, he better not hurt her, you better not mess with her.

And why does this seem so nonchalant and funny to you like, you're just like it's like, oh yeah, and then you know, I've been dating Evan, but whatever, the dude was seeing his white like that's that's crazy to me.

I mean it's I mean, I understand his situation is kind of weird, but it does sound very assay about it, like, you know, like he kind of don't care like I care about you. I just want you happy. I don't want to be strong along yet either, and so this is I don't know, this is this is proof that I kind.

Of have been strong along.

I thought we were more honest than that.

You are. You're totally right, and I am. I'm sorry.

I know we never really labeled things in the relationship, and sometimes I felt like maybe you.

Were still hung up on your ex.

But that's that's not an excuse. So I genuinely am very sorry Evan. I didn't think this was going to happen. So, yes, Evan, I can confirm I was cheating on you.

Oh wow, at least you're honest, I.

Mean, yeah, I mean that's the type of honesty I'm used to. I just wish you were more honest in the lead up.

You know, I do sound very upset Evan, I am.

It's weird because I'm upset and in a lot of ways that can't be you know, because I still have feelings for my ex, but like that's not a thing.

And we were dating.

And I started caring about Marson, So wait, you still have feelings for your ex?

Really? I mean yeah, we were.

I mean that's how we met, was we were pining over.

People that at the particular moment.

Didn't want us.

So yeah, I still have feelings, but like that's not a thing. That's gonna happen because she doesn't want to be with me. I started caring about you. I thought we were more honest than this. That's why I'm upset, but I feel.

Like I can't be but now I know wait what Oh my gosh, knew it.

I'm baffled all right, Like, wait, you've been cheating on me?

Why is this getting turned around on me? I?

Uh, this is this is ridiculous.

This is the most like mental gymnastics I've ever heard from somebody to try to turn around on me like this.

This is everything I needed to hear. I am so done. Oh my god, you're absolute.

Evan.

She hung up. I think you just got broken up with by the person who cheated on you, but you didn't cheat. Yeah, I think I didn't.

Do anything wrong.

That's that's the I don't know what's happening right now.

You know what? Now you know that you guys both to purpose.

You helped each other get past or at least she helps you get past a little bit somebody else that you could open up to. Now the key is going to be don't take her back when married man decides it's going to stay married.

I mean, yeah, I don't think she'ved it anyway.

So after I told her I show feelings for my act, I'm right now, But now I know now that I know, I have a clear answer, that was not.

Where I needed to put my energy at.

Sorry that happened, but yeah, I bet there's somewhere elsewhere your energy is gonna be better. Start fresh. The Jewel shows to Catch a Cheater.

You'll ever met people that can just downplay a bad situation and actlock it never happened and just move on with their life. Because I'm not the one for that, never have been, never will be on in fact, not from the Disney Channel. My name is nai Elsa and I letting go because what the frack? Oh grudges, I'll hold a grudge for the next three hundred seas, five days, five years, ten years, twenty five years. I'll hold one until on my death, better until your own years, because I don't give.

Ah, it's the jewel shows stress and would you like to have a friend with benefits? The problem is those situations can get messy and then before you know it, you're walking down the aisle and looking at them waiting for you, and you're like, how did this happen? They're like so hot but so dumb? Yeah, how am I expect to have conversations with this person for the rest of my life? Well, thanks to the Internet, there's a checklist of things that you should do when it comes

So to that point, if you find somebody that's a little bit not mentally stimulating, you have a better chance of not catching feelings and having the benefits.

Yes, they say, you want your friend with benefits to be hot and fun, but not someone you can really have a conversation with. So places like the gym, the club or tender are all great places to meet them. Yeah, otherwise we start to develop feelings. Victoria.

This is what you've been asking for every single day. You come in here saying, just want a friend with benefits, So you got to pay attention.

Yeah, I think I realized yesterday I should not have Why not, Victoria, I just realized yesterday.

I don't think I'm like.

Emotionally like well enough to have a friends with benefits. Like I was thinking about it yesterday and I was like, man, like, do I really want that? I was like, well, yes, But then on the other side, no, because I went it like in the movies where then like they seem like they're like best friends, but then and then they fall in love. Yeah, I see that's what I don't want.

That the love part. You don't want, No, not right now, and you don't trust yourself not to fall in love. Well, then to fall in love with me. That's another thing on the checklist of having a friends of benefits. Perform an emotional self check. It sounds like that's what you did, Victoria. So good candidate. Before you plunge into the pool of Cardinal's delights, pause and reflect. Cardinal delights. What dive deep

Do right, Like you send emojis all day long or like little hot like memes and stuff.

Is that still talking?

Yeah, but you're just getting excited for it. It's going to go down later. So that way, you're not actually having an emotional connection. You know, you don't go to them and like vent about your day. You take it out on them. What you guys, This is how you protect your heart. How come when guys do this everybody gets upset? Then they don't call it friends with benefit Yeah?

I think because you're not, you know, just an unsolicited pick and he's like I'm just telling you what i'd like to put right yeah, yeah, yeah, that you don't know if they want that yet you.

Didn't have the conversation and establish the rules of what's happening. Also, guys are more comfortable with situationships, so they do have the emotional connection and they get the other stuff.

I think girls are better at separate. I think that guys are scared to have the conversation of I just want a friend of benefits because they're scared that the girl will be like, well, then I don't want to and then they won't have an opportunity to have fun

Until you meet their mom.

Okay, how did you get there, Brad? How did we get there? Said hey, this is never going to happen, and they're like, I can change him. Yeah, I guess that's also happened to me as well.

Before you know it.

The situation where you're like, man, you guys, the checklist is really should have had a checklist. That's why we're going over the checklist of things that you need to do before get into a friends with benefits situation. It says to expect the fizzle yea oh yes, like a fizzle out. Yeah, I don't be surprised if it goes away. You said the encounters might start with an explosive bang. Nice job for whoever wrote this to often fizzle out on their own. Remember it's not a relationship, it's a

The thing that really sucks is if somebody meets somebody and they're like, oh well, okay, so this friends with benefits can be over now because now I actually have feelings for somebody.

That's when you get robot hurt and it turns into a mess. Well, you needed to have this list me now you had to check the list of checking your emotion.

No, I'm just saying that when you get to the fizzling part ego, you sometimes don't expect your ego to arise, but it always does.

I've had that situation happen where somebody's met somebody when I've been in a friends of benefits type situation with them, and they're like, I met somebody, so we can't do this anymore. I'm like, okay, cool. And about a week went by and then it was a text to two in the morning like are you a lay.

Whatever?

We're having problems right now.

It's sign Bernina's what's trending, Yah, Wednesday Adams is coming for you all thanks to a TikTok trend.

So I am talking about Jenna Ortakea. But so there's this trend on TikTok.

I don't know if you've seen it, but they have these Wednesday dolls and you can walk into the store and push their hair back so I have dark hair on them. They're little stuffed dolls, but you push their hair back. So people are going into like different targets or wherever you can find them and making them all look bald. Way, how did it make them look bald if their hairs push back, Because they push it back behind the heads, all you see is like the bald top.

So it's a bunch of bald dolls. It's bald Wednesday atoms. Yes, it's one hundred percent of it is so.

Jenna Ortega chimes in and she goes, just don't and then all these people are responding to her, going like it wasn't me. Meanwhile, all of these VIDs from stores across the country are posting bald Wednesday.

Okay, Jenna or tego listen, it's just you and me here. You're not Wednesday Adams. I know you didn't have a personality prior to playing that role. You steal hers, but Wednesday Adams has been around for a lot longer than you've been alive.

Okay, step off, people.

They can do whatever they want.

She's not yours, I don't think so she did inherit it it is hers? Yeah, it was an interesting how that works.

Yeah, its my head me too, Like it was dubbed down like yeah, they took the sword and said, you, Jenna, mine are now Wednesday.

Yes, but like can't she?

It gets even more serious because Jenna is not the only one making threats. Some of these stores have signs up on them saying do not flip Wednesday's hair. You'll be asked to leave the Yeah, step down?

How long?

Thanks for me down.

The other story here is for you, Brad, because this is one of your beloved brands. But nearly four hundred and fifty seven eleven stores across North America are closing no for underperforming according to their parent companies.

Okay, well then get out.

Well, I just think you don't know to perform in my house? What my seven elevens have a standard. We don't even know which ones are closing. That's the funny part. They won't tell us. So all of a sudden, seven elevens are gonna start disappearing.

You won't even know it, though, because as I love then I know. But there was a seven eleven I went to all the time that closed one time, and it was so sad. It showed up to get something and it was closed, and I cried, I believe, I was like, no, I need to get my water in my protein bars and you're coconut water. Yeah, jewbile. If any closed in our hood, we're going to open a new one. What are you gonna call it seven eleven? Should I'll call it seven twelve? No, why would you

It would call seven eleven say hey, someone, we would like to open a seven eleven and then we could do like kind of like magic Johnson shows seven eleven.

But it's a parent company of the franchise that's closing them because are not performed.

Yeah, they're not allowing them to license their stuff anymore. Okay.

All I asked is if y'all do do that, can y'all keep lakor in the seven eleventh.

Th What a boozy slur the wime that boost slurpies.

For the wind? Okay O?

That sounds illegal? So I was worried about that. I don't know what it is, just the kid's ability to walk up and put slurpy? Mom, is this Tito's flavor?

All right?

Teqito flavored slurpy? Okay, well that's pretty good. That's roassting and that's what's trending.

Jewbles.

Dirty little secret?

Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?

Yeah?

Goodness, okay, what is it?

My heart is pounding right now.

I don't think I was going to call me.

So my dirty little secret is I'm pregnant, but my baby daddy doesn't know that. I'm still living with my husband.

Oh yeah, it's not the father. Oh boy, So does your baby daddy know that you're married?

Yes?

I told him that when we first started meeting up that I kind of twisted the story to make him think that we were not really like together.

Oh are you yeah?

No, yes, very much.

We live together, we have kids together.

We do everything together.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

I'm freaking out.

I have a baby in October and he hasn't been to my house yet. He keeps wanting to come over, and I give him excuses, but the excuses because there's someone in my house.

What how far long are you?

Six months?

Oh?

Shoot?

Does your husband think it's his baby?

No, he knows it's not.

Oh are you guys getting divorced?

Yeah?

No, do you have an arrangement?

No?

It was just like, you know, things are complicated in our relationship. So I stepped out and then I didn't think this was going to happen. But I was telling my husband the whole time about everything that was going on, and then this just kind of happened, and I was like, oh my goodness, and yeah, I've just been kind of avoiding the awkward elephant in the room.

Yeah. Communication is key, and sounds like you have great communication with you. This is just the other guy. Well, good luck.

Yeah, thank you very much.

Thank you for telling your little secret.

Of course, I have a great day, you do.

Bye bye? Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Oh yes, I do.

Oh yay, what is it?

I caught my boyfriend's stepdad cheating on his wife.

Oh yikes, how did you do that?

Yikes?

Indeed, so I'm the manager of a restaurant and he came in with this woman that I'd never seen before, and they were like very flirty, and then when I walked over to the seaqul, they like stopped folding hands and he got so awkward, and I to this day like I hadn't known if I should tell anyone.

Also, nobody knows, So it is your secret.

I guess you guys know now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What is he like when you see him?

Oh?

It was so uncomfortable.

He started like stuttering. He's like, hey, oh, good to see you.

When you see him now.

He keeps it very short, very cordial.

You know.

I bet you could get away with Oh, you know what, it would be really nice if you gave me and your son a trip to Greece.

Yeah for this summer. You know going to say no, I don't think so. I love that I use it to your advantage.

Great idea.

I'm here for you. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Thanks for listening.

What's your dirty little secret,