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Two men used a cannon in an attempt to smuggle two hundred thousand dollars worth of contraband in to a prison.
It's a jubile show. Is that a real news story or is that a fake news story? Fake real?
It's time for real news or fake news. The segment where we give you a news headline and you have to figure out if it's a real one or a fake one. It's a lot harder than it sounds to try to figure out what is real news and what.
Is fake news. But welcome to it, And that is a real news story.
Yeah it was.
Two men from Louisiana were arrested when they attempted to use a cannon to smuggle two hundred thousand dollars worth of contraband into a federal prison.
Wow.
The story also reports that the cannon had a range of over three hundred and fifty feet, so theoretically it could have worked if they had been a little bit quieter with their attempt.
Well, think about that for a second. I just went down a whole rabbit hole of like back in the time of wars, where you would use cannons. It was only three hundred and fifty feet. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, back when, back in the day, with those old cannons, they had to be very close.
Wow, sketchy.
Besides, try and think this is a good idea, guys, I know, our new way.
To get the drugs in.
Also, how are they going to get their return on that money?
Right?
That's funny. There has to be another cannon in the prison.
Yeah, where the whoever got it on the other side shoots back the money to them.
I guess I don't think they thought that far.
You right, just give it to a guard either way. Now they can just be in the prison. Real news or fake news? Major city tests new walk and text lanes for distracted pedestrians. Is that a real new story or a fake news story?
Please tell me that's fake guys. We can't be there just yet. Please tell us we're not there just yet.
Everybody knows good government meets the people where they are, and if they can't stop the walking and texting, then they need to make space for it.
This is a real story.
Bred is obviously into politics way, but that is actually a fake news story. Wheel it says, well, some cities have experimented with pedestrian phone lanes it's not wisebread or officially enforced yet.
Real news or fake news.
I give you a news headline and you have to figure out if it's real or fake. It's a lot harder than it sounds. Florida man arrested for trying to We'll see Florida man arrested for trying to run to Bermuda in a giant hamster wheel. Trying to run to Bermuda in a giant hamster wheel.
That's so real. He's coming from Florida. Man still saying it's real, Victoria. I think this is a trick. We all know.
You can't get there in a hamster wheel. You can get there in a hamster ball. Probably, So we're gonna say I think this is a trick one. I think it's half true. I'm gonna say fake, but I think there's a real element here.
Okay, this news story is one hundred percent real. You already knew it with Florida Stuck with It says a man was detained by the Coastguard after attempting to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade floating hamster wheel.
Oh my gosh. He claimed he was on a voyage for world peace.
He was like, that's kind of arrested.
You can take a few feet out into the water.
Yeah, he got like thirty feet and they're like, what's this guy doing?
Yeah?
What is what in the world? It's real news or fake news?
Where I give you a news headline and you have to see if you can figure out whether it's real news or fake news.
I mean, if you were going a coast guard in Florida, I mean the lines of the coast Guard.
Yeah, all right, real news or fake news. Pigeon arrested in India on suspicion of being a spy. Oh oh, pigeon arrested in India on suspicion of being a spy.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story? Ah?
I don't know, because it could have been a drone just dressed up as a pigeon, but us sons, Yeah, we're gonna go think.
I'm gonna say this is one hundred real pigeons blend in very well, very good choice for a spy, whichever country was using it.
We also know that pigeons used to carry letters.
We stopped using them for that, And I bet you not to say a conspiracy theory here. We kept a few back that still carry letters, and we taught them to write them as well. That's why that pigeon is a spy.
Woyd keep them, Brad. You kept them back where.
We give them, where we keep everything. Guantanam obey. This is a real news story.
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Authorities in India had been tracking a group of terrorists. They say that we're sending messages letting people know that they should be awaiting mister Pecker to arrive.
Oh, his name was mister Pecker.
And they captured mister Pecker with a security mysterious code and coded note attached to its leg near the Pakistani border.
Oh my goodness, barking concerned of espionage. I want to know how they caught the pigeon. Like is it just like twenty different smolders is running over all They're like falling.
Down and then you just see like the commander be like someone get the pigeon, and like the pigeon just freaking out because it doesn't know that it's a spy.
It's a pitcheon. It was just doing its thing. You know, why are all these people chasing me? Also, he stopped at the border. What a terrible pigeon? Spy way.
Hold on, I'm a bird. I can fly where I want, but I gotta no, I'm not gonna I can't just cross the border.
I'm a bird. Everybody can see that border. Those real news are fake news. Wow. Be careful out there