Are You a Know-It-All?

Do you know it all?

Or maybe do you know somebody who knows it all? You know somebody that thinks he knows that.

Everyone in this room knows somebody knows it all?

Wow, everybody has dealt with someone who just seems to be convinced that there isn't a single thing in the universe they haven't figured out. Well, Luckily for us, the internet has come through again. A popular psychologist just released a list of the phrases that people who act like they know it all constantly use. We'll go over it next, so you can see if you're guilty of this, which if you are, you probably already knew that, or you can be prepared to spot and know it all as

It's the show.

It's hard to spot those people sometimes not for me. I can always spot them. It's very easy anyway. We all deal with know it alls, and they can be hard to spot until you're way too deep into the conversation and you're like, oh, how do I get out

Can we can?

Now?

I should have known that? Now I know everything?

What can? We make this into a drinking game every time the person that thinks they know everything has done whatever it is we drink.

Here are the phrases that people constantly use if they're a no it all. I've already mastered that. I don't think I've ever heard anybody say that.

Have you said that, Nina?

No, Well, I've never said that. I've never mastered anything. I know enough to know. You can't thank you, producing Brad. What about your black belt? That's not a master, that's a black belt. There's many, many years of training left for me to do.

Yes.

Of course, says people throw around the phrase I've mastered that already because they want to seem like they're so smart that they have nothing left to learn. Yep, I've never been in a conversation where somebody use that. But if they use that, I might laugh out loud. I might not be able to help you. Oh sorry, go ahead, tell me more about how you.

Messed it that.

I want to find a way to use it for fun now.

Another phrase that psychologists say people will use if they're a know it all it's common knowledge.

M I feel like I've heard that a lot.

Yeah, and that is kind of a condescending thing to say to somebody if you're teaching them something that they don't know. It's common knowledge that. Oh really, so you're saying that I don't have common knowledge.

Thanks. I definitely said this to Victoria, not to know it all.

But sometimes you put me in position to remind you that some things aren't common.

Everything's common knowledge in it and fact, nothing's common knowledge.

Your body parts are common knowledge.

Another phrase that psychologists say that people who think they know everything constantly use.

I know for a fact that you're wrong.

I mean, when somebody says I know for a fact that you're wrong, I consider the challenge, accept it, and I will find out right.

I will absolutely find out and I am wrong. I won't say anything.

There are people that use that though, when they don't actually know if they're right. It's crazy to me. Like I've said before, I know for sure that you're not right about this, but I mean it because I know that I know, because I don't want to be like I know for sure and then they fact check it and I'm wrong.

You know what I mean, because that's worse.

But there are people who go like, no, no way, no way, and you're like, all right, let me google that real quick, and it's like, you're wrong.

I will say.

There's a lot of conversations similar to that with you, actually, Brad, but you're really good at like if you're wrong, then you'll be like, oh.

Oh yeah, I'm the best of knowing when I'm wrong.

Well that's not what I said.

But the.

People who know everything constantly use you probably don't know this, But I see.

The thing is when someone tells me that, I will take that as a you're correct, I do not know this. Let's learn.

It's a nice way to do it, but it's a subtle way to insult somebody's intelligence, is what they say it is.

Yeah, it's the same as the common knowledge thing, just a nicer way to say you specifically probably don't know this because you're a dummy.

But let me educate you I do.

I use that a lot if I'm in a conversation with somebody that I'm telling them something I think they don't know, but I don't say you probably don't know this. I'm probably you probably already know this, but right right, that's what I say, You probably already know it, but I know that they probably don't know it. Want to be nice so they might know it, you know, and probably don't.

Yeah.

And I've been around people who I've been like telling them something, They're like, already know that and they don't know it, but they got very offended that I was giving them information that they didn't know. Right, So I want to be nice to go, you might already.

Know this, Yeah, I use it, maybe you've heard this. But but and then sometimes yeah, people have heard it.

And I don't want to seem like I'm being like, you know, you probably don't know, but oh, I've got all the info.

Maybe I'm smarter than I think because I say a lot of this stuff.

Is that what we're talking about smart people? Well it feels that way because you don't know this already.

That means that I'm smart, which is not the same as intelligence.

Another phrase a psychologists say, people who think that they know everything constantly use well, actually, I can't stand it when that's us I just always used so slowly too well. Actually they have to break it to you.

But I like that one actually do this? Do I not do this?

Yeah?

I know I do, Okay, I just I mean, I'm surpriseding of you guys are roasting.

Me for it. Why we don't want to roast you, Nina.

We love you, well, I do, but I don't know it, Nina.

But the number one phrase that people who think they know everything constantly use is everybody knows that.

Say.

The statement is a subtle way to a subtle insult, and usually said to some to some to single someone out for not having information.

Yeah.

Anina's version of this is, how do you not know that?

Yeah?

I do say that, say that.

How do you not know this?

Again?

Again?

I get frustrated when it's the very basic things. So I'm not acting like I'm reading every encyclopedia with all the information.

I'm talking about life one on one stuff. How do you not know that?

It's not as basic as it may seem.

Are certain cases with conversations that we've had in studio regarding questions Victoria's had about certain things where I'm like, oh, how does she not know?

That?

Is that basic?

Guys, sometimes you just gotta call it.

Nina said it best when your body parts should be over. Now it's another jubile phone.

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Hello, yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from dog Lounge.

I was looking for Craig. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk.

Hello?

Okay, oh yeah, sorry, dude.

I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available for pick up for three weeks.

I need to pick him up tomorrow.

Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be three weeks dude until you can pick up your pop.

And DONK could like feel.

Bad about that? Did you say, Donk?

Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just calls me Donk.

So okay, so Donk, why is my dog not able to be picked up tomorrow?

Okay? So dude.

I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.

But like, so I was at the gym the other do you work out?

Uh?

Not really?

Okay, dude, well I do, you know, like I work out?

Hell sou I was at the gym the other day, dude, and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that, and I.

Was, you know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though, because okay.

So long story.

Sure, dude, there was this hot chick working out next to me.

You know. No, I'm asking about my dog.

Yeah, and That's what I'm talking about. So I struck up a convo with her, and like we were talking, and then I set up a day.

For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?

So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah. She likes dog dudes, and I'm not a dog dude, you know. But I was like, dude, I want to smash.

And you work at a boarding facility.

Yeah, Like I don't have a dog. Like, you know, dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one. And so she wanted to go to the dog park and I was like, yeah, I got a dog, and then like I went to work and.

Okay, he took my dog to the dog park to get with a girl.

Yeah, dude, Like she's totally into it, but like we were messing around and stuff, and then she said, it's going to be three weeks until I can, you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude, I know you understand.

Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my dog and you take my dog to a dog park.

Well, like don't want you to think about it a little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment to you and your pop, you know, because like I looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like, they're not gonna be able to get.

And who is taking my dog to a.

Dog donk dead dude?

Okay you are Donkerson.

Oh no, it's just and yeah, there's nobody else exactly. Yeah, So I don't know why you think there's a third person.

Why why are we doing this. I'm picking my dog up tomorrow. There's no donk involved.

Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude, like, I'm not going to be able to, you know.

Like hook up with this check.

She's going to know that I oh sorry, Okay, listen, I don't care if you're wanting to use my dog or you need my dog for your.

Own personal purposes.

This is stupid.

I need to talk to your manager.

I could tell that you're upset.

I think, oh yeah, definitely upset.

You've got me there.

It is good.

Good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need to talk to manager.

Help. I texted you pick of the check.

No, that would not help it. That would make it worse.

Then you can see like a hotches you know what I mean?

Uh no, you look, I need to talk to your manager, right, yes.

Okay, well then I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call. Your girlfriend set you up. What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriends.

Say you up.

Out of town and you're coming back to pick up your dog tomorrow and she wanted to mess with you.

I mean truly couldn't believe this when he was trying to take my dog to get living wake up.

Every morning with Jubile phone Franks. This time for name is what's trending.

So what are we calling posts when you like, are posting for somebody to read it like an X or something. It's not so it's not passive aggressively. What would you call it?

Cry for attention?

It is, I guess it is that kind of Okay, so guys cry for attention to Tom Brady reacted to his ex wife's pregnancy.

Wait, what.

Pregnant?

Ella is pregnant, So apparently she's already halfway through her pregnancy. But she had already told Tom and her kids beforehand, so they wouldn't find out through the media. But we're all just finding out now. And then leave it to Tom Brady to post a picture of a sunset with the song from Landslide.

Landslide.

It's really called Landslide. Yeah, I'm just trying to remember who sing it. Sings it?

About nine different artists have sung it, but yeah, it really good.

Okay, this is the song you know from the past, This is the one I know, those songs by Journey anyway, So he posts the sunset and it's that song. It's just kind of like people are reading into it a little bit. But also maybe you know, maybe then there's little hearts there too. So maybe just like you know that love is completely sunset now, like it's it's over.

Maybe he's just just in front of a sunset and liked it and likes the song.

That relationship sunset when she start talking about with her jiu jitsu and that part, that part long before the marriage was over.

I don't know.

It feels like there has to be some kind of meaning to it because how often does Tom Brady just post a picture of a son.

I don't know. I don't follow him, but.

Ready, I used to play football, but now oh I just love something. I mean maybe okay, but all eyes on.

That right now?

She got knocked up. Oh my goodness, I guess.

Congratulations to them and they're expanding family. This is interesting. Netflix has just added a new feature and it's called Moments. So now you can share your favorite scenes from TV shows and movies that you watch on Netflix on social media, or just have them save so you can watch your favorite scenes over and over again.

So this just dropped on Apple iOS. Why is that funny? I just want to see the data on what scenes are being saved.

You know, what happens on Netflix and what people search tells you a lot about a person. This is a very fair thing to giggle about. But you can do it now and then you can share it. I didn't notice it when I was watching Netflix yesterday, but it's there now.

What is good about that?

You ever try to tell somebody you're like, oh my god, you see this scene? It was so funny and you can never find it on like YouTube or anything. So what is nice about that is if you, if you forward thinking, you can save those scenes.

Oh it's right here. Yes, that's the exacting I'm talking about.

Yeah.

I am going to start going over to people's houses though. Once this has been around for a while. It's like, show me your moments.

I need to see your moments.

We continue.

It's all just murders. I don't know, man.

A woman in the room, Nina, who is the most scared of ending up dead from any given situation, is all in on murder.

Guys all the time. That murder guys just like murder shows. I want to date a murder Come on, you say that, like guys, I wouldn't want to date a.

Murder Okay, anyways, weirdos. So the Stanley Collection came out with Elf. They did a little combo. Do you see this?

That's okay?

Yeah, so Elf as in makeup, lip glass, all of that not what I thought. Okay, I'm on the shelf. Oh yeah, she thought the movie. I thought Elf bar and and then you thought makeup.

It is makeup.

It is Elf makeup. There's an Elf makeup. Yes, it's called Elf. They've got a great lip oil. Anyway. No, I don't know what else stands for. But anyways, my point is the thing that's really cool about these tumblers now is that they have a little spot for your lip glass to go. So now you got your little water, you got your lip glass, and you set this will at all. They are available at Target. I'm I'm ignoring you. They're available at Target. They're not going to restock. So

Lip glass, so you drink your water, reapply, Dan apply. They should make one with the will faraow Elf.

So different conversations have it should have the soundtrack by Danny Elfman, but I'm pretty sure it was.

Nina's what's strending.

So that's what First Day to follow up powered by the adjrecates injury Attorneys online at adjocuslaw dot com.

Julia is on the phone today for our first Day follow up. She's getting ghosted by a guy named Walker. So in a minute, we're gonna call him and see if we can figure out why he's ghostinger. But first, Julia, how long has it been since you heard from Walker?

About a week?

Okay?

Week?

Okay, that's kind of the sweet spot. How many times have you reached out to him that in that time?

I've sent him a couple of tecks, like three or four, Like, what's a couple?

About three?

It's not too bad, and you've heard nothing from him?

Nothing, not a peep.

All right, tell us a little bit about your date.

He asked me to meet him at a sushi restaurant, which I thought was really cool. Okay, we had dinner and he hadn't had much sushi before, so he let me kind of pick everything out, and he seemed to really like what I picked out, like especially the spicy tuna.

Yeah, so dinner was went really well.

He told me all about his business studies starting, and he just seems so motivated and passionate.

I loved that. And then we went for a walk, which I thought was a really good sign.

Okay, how was the walk?

It was nice. I mean it lasted about an hour and we just kept talking.

How did it end?

Like?

Did you all kiss?

Hug We hugged?

Okay, yeah.

Did anything happen between the walk and dinner that may have been a little bit off?

I mean, the only thing I can think is that I recently I told him a lot about my work too, because he was telling me a lot about his business. And I recently got a promotion at work and I was so excited about it, Thank you. So I just wondered if that rubbed him the wrong way.

Or something like, how do you think that could rubbed him the wrong way?

Well, he loved a little I don't know, like he didn't want to ask me a lot about it or something. And I wondered if because he's having he's just at the beginning stages of starting a business, if he felt a little insecure or something that I'm doing.

So well in my career. Did he talk a lot about his business?

He did talk a fair amount. I mean, he seemed excited about it. And like he was really interested in what he's doing.

I don't know how that would take away from what you're doing, but I mean there are guys like that, so I believe it.

But I love this.

Yeah. Yeah, it seems like maybe he's not quite where he wants to be in his career, so I wonder.

If that was it.

Well, that's also kind of a red flag for you, because you want to be with somebody that's a little bit more secure in that space.

Yeah, right, if that was it, I mean, we're highly speculating it's this point.

Yeah, I mean, I'm on a I feel like I've come across this before.

So Okay, that's what.

Made me wonder if that's the only thing I can think of, because we just had the best.

Time, okay.

And then at the end when you guys hugged, did he say like, oh I want to meet up again or anything like that, or did he just bounce?

No, I think we just said we had a really nice time.

Okay. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.

We'll play a song, come back and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. If you still want one. Okay, okay, all right, we'll plays on come back, get your first afe follow up next. Right in the middle of your first date follow up, if you're just joining us, Julia is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Walker. So we're just about to call him see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and

We went out for an amazing Seehi's dinner and had a nice walk afterwards, and he told me about his business study's starting up, and he seemed super into.

It, and I told him all about my promotion at work and how excited I was about it.

Did you make a lot of Walker jokes while you were walking? I just thought of her right now. That could also be a reason if you wouldn't stop with the Walker jokes like I would go hand on.

That that would have been a great joke to.

Okay, I was thinking maybe that is the reason, but maybe not. Well away, we'll call him right now, are you ready?

Yeah, here we go.

I'm asking the Walker please, Hey man, how are you this is a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show. My name's Jebel. Hi.

I'm also on the show.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

We got an email about you from somebody that you are ghosting and they want to know why you're not calling them back.

Oh okay, yeah, okay, this is Julia.

Walker.

Yeah, Julia emailed us, told us a little bit about your date and is really confused why you're a ghostinger?

A mind telling us.

I mean, that's that's about it. I'm starting to think maybe you've go in a radio show about it.

To be on that list. But that wasn't it initially?

Okay, so wait, what's the deal? Why are you ghostinger?

I don't know.

Man.

Like, we went to dinner and it was fun. It was great. Actually we got some sushi. I'm not used to that stuff, but I housed a couple of spicy tuneroles. Those things are great and it was fun, you know, like it seemed pretty easy at first, but she kind.

Of got on, Oh god, she kind of got on like this tangent about her job and stuff and how she got this new promotion, and then she was very excited about it.

It's it's it's cool.

But it's kind of dominated the whole back end of the night, so I don't know, it just kind of felt weird.

Not I don't know she talked about her job too much?

Is that it it's not even just about I don't know about the job, but just seemed to be just all encompassing, you know, like I don't know, like somebody's whole identity is wrapped up in that, you know, and it's just I don't know, it just kind of it was it was kind of boring.

I'm sorry her job is boring, or the way she talked about it.

No, not that I don't know, you like, I don't know much about finance, but that you know, just the same thing over and over again.

You know.

Does that make sense that somebody's talking about just something like you get excited and then it just goes downhill and.

It's like, God, all right, I get it, you know, I mean, is that all she talked about? It just wasn't interesting or what I mean.

Sure, it's interesting to fr She talked about some friends too, and you know, they seem nice and a little bit about her family, but for the whole thing, it was about like wanting a promotion, and then what I had to do to get it, and I finally got it. Now I felt about it afterwards, like God, rent a movie or something that's terrible.

I shouldn't say that, but I feel bad.

Did you ask her question?

I mean the usual stuff like, you know, where'd you grow up? And what were you into as a kid? You know, did you play any sports? You know, where do you live in the city?

Like that kind of stuff.

You know, pretty pretty basic stuff I think when you're on a first aid.

All right, well thanks for telling us, man, Yeah.

For sure, thanks for asking, No problem.

Julia is also on the on the phone and has been listening to this whole time and wants to talk to you. I shall tell you that I have recommendation.

Yeah, yeah, no, I'm I'm sure she is. Man, Yeah, right, she really is.

Hey.

Hey, welcome, Hey Julia. Hey.

Yeah, I guess I'm a little confused.

I mean, you seem yeah, I don't really know how to put it any more plainly than I did what I didn't know you were there. But you know, I don't want to be mean. It's just I'm really happy for you, but it just I don't know, I just feel like maybe we're it's just not in the same spot.

I mean, I just feel like someone can't accept a woman in a relationship.

To be successful.

Well, I mean, that's that's not it. That's no, it's not it at all. It's you know, I just wanted to interest in life.

I just are you intimidated by me?

Not even a little bit?

No, no, not at all.

I think it's great, you know, it seems to make you really happy, and that's wonderful.

I just don't know if I can be a part.

Of Well, I think you're intimidated. I mean, and you can't be with a woman who's more successful than you. I think that's what it is.

I'm sorry. I really don't know how to respond to that. But that's absurd.

That's not what this is. And it feels kind of I don't know, that feels oddly accusatory and weird to go to.

It's not that at all, trust me. I just think we're on two different playing fields right now.

That's all.

Okay, I think that's exactly what it is. But agree to disagree.

I guess, sure, I guess yeah.

I'm sorry if I gave you that impression, but that's not what this.

Is, so please don't harbor that ill will.

Towards Okay, Well, if you don't want someone who's happy and feels good about their job, then you know what can I do about that?

There's nothing you can do about it. Keep being those things. It's just not for me. I think it's great. I'm very happy for you.

Okay, Well I don't really believe you.

So yeah, just because you can't be happy at your job doesn't mean I can't be happy at mine.

Sure, yeah, okay, Walker.

Would you like another day with Julia? We'll pay for it.

I mean, I think it would be horrible.

This was rough?

You will first day follow up?

I'm stupid, You're smart.

I was wrong, you were right.

You're the best.

I'm the worst.

You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.

All right, as long as you willing to admit.

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Okay, okay, perfect?

All right, man, here we go. Your time starts now. How many countries are in Africa? What year was Barack Obama elected to the US presidency? What is the main ingredient in shampoo?

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Country is known as the Land of the Rising Sun?

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Victoria's back in studio. Here we go thirty seconds, sins. There as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass and you have to beat Jose outright to win.

Are you ready?

Here we go Victoria your time? Oh, actually, Jose, you can tell Victoria win.

To go.

Ready sick.

How many countries are in Africa?

Oh?

Boy? Uh passed? I'm not even trying. What year was Barack Obama elected to the US president?

You do an eight?

What is the main ingredient in shampoo? I think so my ingredient in shampoo? What's the festival coach Ella's full name? It has another name, uh, Coachella Music Festival. Which country is known as the Land of the Rising Sun? I was gonna say America Battle, that's true. Gave just passed. Next in the Simpsons, what is the name of the town where the Simpsons live? Oh?

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You got one. Let's get the answers now with Nina.

There are fifty four countries in Africa. Now I was gonna get Barack Obama was elected in two thousand and eight to the US presidency. Water is the main ingredient in shampoo. Wamchella's actual name is Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.

Bro, why don't they say that it rolls off the tongue.

The Land of the Rising Sun is Japan, and then The Simpsons takes place in Springfield. Yeah, I didn't know that one.

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Good one.

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It's time to Catch a Cheater Only.

On the Jubile Show. Allison is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.

And she's been married to her husband Tie for five years, but now she suspects that something might be going on, so we'll see if we can help her out. Allison, I'm sorry you're going through it, but why do you on you? Hi?

Guys.

Yeah, so it's kind of complicated, and I want to tell you the whole story. So basically, like you said, we've been married for five years, and I'm really excited because, like you know, five years.

Is kind of a milestone anniversary, right.

Sure, Now, Ty was kind of a wild child like when we met, but I've had time to work on him. Yeah, and she's like really absent minded. He's always getting lost and I get that. But and I get that he's like a hot mess express on wheels, okay, and I love that. But so we got married on Halloween in Vegas. Right, that's fun.

Yeah, it was super fun.

And Halloween is literally my favorite holiday.

So we always look forward to our anniversary every year and we always do a couple's costume. But this year we go to like start talking about our costume, right, and I'm trying to come up with suggestions on like prince and a princess, and he's totally not into it, doesn't even look like he cares and didn't have anything to suggest, and this is the first time in five years that he's been like completely disinterested in it.

So that was my first red flag.

Notice.

I said, first we have more, so this gets worse.

So I'm like, okay, well that's weird, but I'm trying to be on his side, right, But then I noticed that he's being weird about his phone. And he's never been weird about his phone. Okay, like he let me pick up his phone and check messages for him. No, no, not now, and he'll go in the next room and I hear him whispering, and I'm like, first of all.

I'm not deaf.

I can hear you kind of like, honey, you're not that slick. But yeah, so I'm sitting here again trying to get them the benefit of the doubt. Right, it gets worse. That was red flag number two, Red Live, red flag number three. So he does the whole old honey, I'm sorry, I've got a work late thing, which I'm already like, okay, gotcha. Yeah, again, not slick, and he has we have like shared locations on our phones, and I'm like, okay, i'll bite.

I'm just curious, and I go on my check and he's not at work. He was at a flower shop.

Could he be getting flowers for you?

Well he has got he's getting flows for me. I ain't got him yet, so like they're not here, So I don't know. And like I said, like I try to be on his side. I know he is like always like a like scatterbrained and like if I I feel like sometimes I got to put a leash on this man or he's just going to walk off into the woods.

So I get it, Yea, it can be hard to deal with sometimes.

So now I I've got no real He still hasn't brought up any ideas for the Halloween, for our Halloween anniversary, and I'm just like, I don't know. I never thought he would eat, but now I'm like, I can't think of any other reason why he's hiding his phone, why he's going into the next room to answer messages and and and he's lying about where he is.

Yeah, is he planning a surprise?

Maybe?

Would he be that type?

He's never done that before.

Well, you told us what a grocery store he's a rewards card member at so will play a song, come back and then call him pretend to be from the grocery store and say that he's this month's big winner of flowers delivered from our Florida apartment, and we'll see if he sends us see you or to somebody else.

Okay, more flowers.

Yeah, oh god, I'm scared to find out.

But okay, well, class song, come back and get you to catch theeter next. Right in the middle of today's to Catch a Cheeter And if you're just joining us, Allison is on the phone, and Allison suspects that her husband of five years named Time might be messing around.

Yeah.

So, basically, like you said, Ty and I've been married for five years. Our anniversaries on Halloween and we always have a couple of costume that we've planned together. And this is the first year that we don't have anything in the work, and he's been weird around his phone, and he's not where he says he's going to be, and I just I can't get over the feeling that something is off.

Okay, Allison, are you ready for us to call him?

Oh?

God, I guess so.

Okay, here we go.

Hello.

Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking for a rewards card member name type.

Yeah, this is se Ty.

How are you please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. You're this month's lucky winner. Thank you for shopping with us.

Thank you so much.

I feel very special.

I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single month, we choose one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floor department, absolutely free. So you've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to deliver to anybody that you want.

Okay, yeah, how many is it like buck of roses.

Or thirty six long stem red roses? Beautiful roses? Okay, And here's how it works. I would just need to get the information from you. I can do that on the phone in just a matter of minutes. If you know who you want to send them to right now, it's fine, I can do that right now.

Great.

If you know you want to send to, I just need the first and last name of the person you'd like the flowers to go to.

First about Shannon, mm hmm.

Okay, And is there anything you'd like to put on a card to Shannon?

Yeah, definitely, just put on Gie. You're the greatest. I can never repay it.

And thank you very much.

Tight And the next thing is I just need to tell you that this is not a grocery store. This is actually the Jubill Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal, I'm Nina Victorian.

I'm not getting flowers, free flowers.

No.

We do a segment on a show where if you think you're signific, another might be messing around you. See they send flowers too, And your wife Allison is actually on the phone.

Oh okay, cool, let's.

Okay, who is Santon?

Really?

You're gonna send flowers to some other girl our anniversary? Literally, like what, I don't even know what day it is right now? I'm so freaking mad. What the hell, just once I call your mother. Dude, you're going to rude the day that you met me, I swear to god.

Oh yeah, what is wrong with you?

Hell?

Okay?

Oh oh my goll.

Dude, Like, I'm sorry, what what?

Okay?

So let me guess, mister. I'm sure you have some great excuse. M Yeah, that would be a good time tie earth to tie today.

Yes, please, thank you?

Honey? Are you dead? Okay? So no, one not shooting? Okay, where do you do it?

Then?

Why are you sending flowers of Shannon?

Well, I don't know if she told you, but our anniversary is on Halloween.

She did.

Yeah, So she came up with this idea like a.

Prince princess type, you know, collaborative costume for our five year anniversary. And I kind of tried to let her down gently and not be offensive, but it just sounded it sounded so basic. I was like, Okay, cool, we're going to be Disney prince and Princess. This is five years, you know what I mean? Five years and we've we've overcome a lot. So I was like, you need to be special, it needs to be like memorable. So I have a friend Shannon from work the person who was

So she's been helping with the custom and like the makeup idea.

So, babe, yeah, I don't even know, like if you're coming up with this on the spot, this is like the best bull crap you've ever made up.

And I'm not entirely sure I.

Believe you yet.

But okay, Also I'm.

Not basic, and I don't think I appreciate that.

Boring.

Okay, So job's bling.

It is anyway, Okay whatever, it could have been cute.

Sure, So for a five year anniversary, I was like, I want to marry you again, but as a zombie that would be so cool. So Shannon helped me come up with this. You'll be a zombie bride. Listen, You're going to be a zombie bride. I'm going to be a zombie groom, and we're gonna be okay, and like riting became you know, and.

You had my curiosity, you now have my attention.

You may proceed.

Okay, I'm going to send you some spec pictures. Like we've been messing around with some of the makeup that we're going to do. I've been maybe I have some prosthetic, you know, residue in my face when I come home. But you've been playing around, and I've been playing this for a long time. Hence whatever, you know, strange habits I've been just displaying. But I want to make it perfect.

You mean, like the immense guilt every time you try to look at me in the eye, like you're the worst liar.

I've ever met.

Kill it's I think something, you know, I think that's a good quality.

It is not I think you're cheating on me.

Hey, I guess that a text of like of kind of my mock up of what just set your phone real quick?

Oh okay, I kind of love this.

All right? Were you going to do this reveal?

Were you just going to come home like a zombie and tell her to go put something on that you have laid out for her?

But oh yeah, I was going to come home as a zombie and Sharon was going to come with me and then we would present it to her and then.

She would do hers.

Oh all right, well thinks that that would cause a hard to no discussion of anniversary for the day.

I'm glad you're heading harder in the right place.

Sorry to ruin the surprise, Alison, but at least now you know Ties not cheating. You know.

I'm going to be honest. I think you guys have a point. If he had come home like that, I might actually only hit him with something. So maybe maybe a radio reveal.

Was congratulations on the zombie wedding a pie. I'm sorry, eat some brains.

I'm also mad at you still, but I'm also fine.

The jewel shows to catch a cheater sign for namas.

What's so a bunch of billionaires have gotten together and they have decided to work on a new project, and that is to block out the sun. So Bill Gates and his billionaire homies have decided to create a startup called make Sunsets and the goal is to reverse global

Don't we need light?

I love that the climate plan, the climate U whatever plan has to do it starts with we're gonna fly a jet around the k Yeah, that's the same thing when you're driving around your text test. I'm helping the climate. Oh yeah, how about the coal plant that powered that Tesla break? But also I just have a question. Don't like all of our plants and stuff need the sun for photosynthesis and all of that.

Is also very important for human right, it can't be messing with the sun.

Like global warming is the scary thing. But I don't know if that's the way to solve it. Yeah, I'm not a scientist or a billionaire, so I don't know.

I think I could use a little bit warmer weather anyway, So.

Yeah, me too, especially the sum of year. That's what they're doing. But if you're trying to cool it down.

Wow, I just wish people knew how proud Nina was the transitions.

I didn't write that one down.

That just came out.

If you're into a mcflurry or some McDonald's soft serve, you know, there's always a problem, right, So there's an ongoing joke that those mcflurry machines are always broken, so much so that there's a website that tracks it and it's called mcbroken dot Com money. So all across the country at any given time, there's about fifteen percent of all of these machines that are just not working. But

Oh, Taylor, I don't.

Feel so bad about now about not being able to get a mechanic out to something that I need fixed or whatever.

Donalds can't do it, right, yea, I'll just wait.

Yeah, begbroken dot Com. Fifteen percent the problems have been solved. Get those mcflury's. Man, I love a good vanilla cone. That's my go to in the summer.

I'm such a nerd. I'm over here saying when did they get that domain name? Because that must have been hard to get time for a long time.

Yeah, at the beginning of the internet name.

And lastly, just for funzies, it is the season. Do you know what the stem of a pumpkin is called? This is not a joke. This is just an actual I'm gonna tell you something you're gonna need to know mom to handle. It's called a peduncle. It's called a peduncle, called a peduncle. So when you go ahead and somebody said you better grab that peduncle, got the heavy bun.

Jokes in my head.

I did that for you.

Then that's sound pretty funny. Yeah, they were naming pumpkin parts with the guys. I was like, I know what we call it.

That looks like a peduncle. That's a great name for it, said a stam. It's a peduncle. That's what's trending.

Jubles dirty little secret.

Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret. I do sweet?

What is it?

So?

I was dating this jeeris for a while, and he gave me access to his social media and female and well his passwords, and then we broke up. And I still go to Instagram and Facebook and hiss and stuff, and I read his messages and speaking.

Teams and talking to Do you see anything good?

Not really?

I mean I've seen him talking about me a couple of times.

But how did you, guys break up? Was that like a your call a mutual thing?

It was a hymn thring. He just appoted he was done with me, and so kind of get revenge on reading this messages?

Do you every think about sending some messages for him that the real lench.

I've thought about it. I used to do it. But if I didn't, now you know that I still have access, so then he would change his pastords and I wouldn't.

Be able to read him.

So yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Thank you?

Yeah? Bye?

Hello, what's up? You have a dirt little secret?

Yeah?

Sweet? What does I do?

Okay?

My dirty little secret is I'm a thirty year old woman, but I like to collect.

Them dressed them up?

Okay, what kind of dolls?

Oh?

It ranges from like Barbie to American girl dolls to whatever I can find in a free market or drift store, or if I see one on the side of the road, I'll rescue it.

Oh you're a doll rescue What is it about it that you love?

I don't know.

I like to be able to manipulate their little bodies. I have like five hundred of them just in my basement, and in my main level about another thousand. I just hide them everywhere, and I dress them up for holidays. Sometimes I'll amputate like an arm or something.

How does your significant other feel about this? That's your question? After she says she likes.

My cats are okay with it?

Oh, oh, because they're probably doing it too well. Thank you for telling us your little secret.

Yeah, thank you.

Have a good one.

Bye you too, By what's your aardy little secret?