R.I.P. Spartacus
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr
Episode description
Two mysterious ring-shaped clouds were recently spotted over Russia. But the most shocking sight in Russia remains the sober person.
The San Antonio Zoo will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake. Or, you can go to Florida and feed your ex directly to a snake.
The NBA trade deadline is today. The New York Knicks are willing to trade any of their players for a Starbucks gift card.
The number one thing men want for Valentine's Day is sex. Coming in a close second was not having their wife find out about it.
A Texas man ate only his company's dog food for a month to prove it was healthy for dogs... It could have been worse . . . he could have eaten only kale for a month. . . But there was a problem when a TV interview with the man had to be cut short because he kept bending down to lick his genitalia.
Axl Rose turns 58 today. . . These days "Patience" isn't just a song he sings onstage, it's the mantra he repeats to himself when he's trying to pee. . . . He's so old, that just singing about "November Rain" makes his joints ache.. . . Have you seen him lately? "Destruction" isn't the only thing he has an appetite for.
President Trump got off yesterday. . . It was the first time since Melania moved into her own bedroom.
Mitt Romney voted to convict President Trump for abuse of power. Romney's never liked the fact that Trump has had three wives . . . but not at the same time.
Donald Trump Jr. wants Mitt Romney kicked out of the Republican Party. Don Jr. also wants a chin, but you can't get everything you want.
The San Antonio Zoo will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake. Or, you can go to Florida and feed your ex directly to a snake.
The NBA trade deadline is today. The New York Knicks are willing to trade any of their players for a Starbucks gift card.
The number one thing men want for Valentine's Day is sex. Coming in a close second was not having their wife find out about it.
A Texas man ate only his company's dog food for a month to prove it was healthy for dogs... It could have been worse . . . he could have eaten only kale for a month. . . But there was a problem when a TV interview with the man had to be cut short because he kept bending down to lick his genitalia.
Axl Rose turns 58 today. . . These days "Patience" isn't just a song he sings onstage, it's the mantra he repeats to himself when he's trying to pee. . . . He's so old, that just singing about "November Rain" makes his joints ache.. . . Have you seen him lately? "Destruction" isn't the only thing he has an appetite for.
President Trump got off yesterday. . . It was the first time since Melania moved into her own bedroom.
Mitt Romney voted to convict President Trump for abuse of power. Romney's never liked the fact that Trump has had three wives . . . but not at the same time.
Donald Trump Jr. wants Mitt Romney kicked out of the Republican Party. Don Jr. also wants a chin, but you can't get everything you want.