Remember when it was a thing to "ice" people with Smirnoff Ice . . . where you'd surprise a person with a bottle of the stuff and they had to get down on one knee and chug it on the spot? Well the people at Smirnoff are trying to resuscitate that trend this Christmas. Children in the U.S. believe Santa Claus comes on Christmas Eve to bring gifts, but Christmas traditions in other cultures and countries are different than ours. Cliff Cage released HIS annual list of the best cities to be in for N...
Dec 11, 2019•47 min
On today's episode, we get "Seven Tips For Having Sex in Your Parents' House" from Cliff Cage. Surprise, surprise . . . the New England Patriots are being investigated for cheating again. And this time, they allegedly did it to gain an advantage over the 1 and 12 Cincinnati Bengals this coming weekend. JUICE WRLD may have died from trying to hide drugs from the cops . . . in his STOMACH. If you've ever been to any public event you've probably seen how crazy the lines are for the women's bathroom...
Dec 10, 2019•44 min
Our Fart Launcher 3000's have arrived, so it's time for Jason and Benny to take 3 farts to the face! Of all the reasons to buy a real Christmas tree and not an artificial one, here's a new one: An artificial tree is easier to turn into a weapon. Walmart Canada apologized after they let a third-party company sell a Christmas sweater on their website that showed a snowman dressed as Santa doing lines of cocaine with the tagline, "Let it snow." Twenty-year-old Floridian Tory Ojeda has four boyfrien...
Dec 09, 2019•44 min
It's Fiesta Friday, and today we welcome James Ragain from Switchbacks FC here in Colorado Springs. We all like to think we’re ‘hip’ to the latest dating terms...but are you? Jason has a collection of the most recent for those “in the know,” and Benny and James try to guess what they could be. Note to Chipotle employees...you better make sure you’re telling the truth because the company now stands ready to send a nurse to your home – to see how “sick” you are. TV Christmas specials like "Rudolph...
Dec 06, 2019•1 hr 4 min
According to several undocumented workers at Donald Trump properties, he has a bizarre set of demands when it comes to Tic Tacs. He's also officially being impeached and we have an update on how the odds line in Vegas looks. This has been a big year for hard seltzers and White Claw and Truly were everywhere. But now a new spiked seltzer may become even more popular because these have CBD. Every Christmas there is that one must-have toy that kids of all ages want. This year's "must-have" toy real...
Dec 05, 2019•42 min
It's the most wonderful time of the year. And by wonderful, I mean "expensive." It's the most expensive time of the year. A new Tom Rose survey asked people what they're doing this year or what they normally do to scrounge up some extra cash to afford presents, trips, food, and everything else that costs a fortune during the holiday season. Last week, the NFL suspended Arizona Cardinals safety JOSH SHAW for betting on NFL games while he was injured. And now, a surprising new detail is out. It's ...
Dec 03, 2019•45 min
It's Cyber Monday, and Jason and Benny had Trunky Tom Rose find you the best deals for today's shopping adventure! Speaking of Christmas, we talk about a mall's hipsterish Santa Claus this year that is melting hearts--and making them beat a little faster. An unknown man has been leaving bags of soiled adult diapers alongside various roads in North Yarmouth, Maine, leading police there to ask for the public's help in identifying the "diaper bandit." Doctors in China were tasked with trying to rem...
Dec 02, 2019•51 min
It's Fiesta Friday and we've got Cliff Cage, Tom Rose, and Dani and John from Babes Espresso LIVE in the studio! On today's episode we learn that the Colorado Springs police are trying to figure out exactly what crimes have been committed and what the story is after dozens of children under the age of 3 were found in a basement that was behind a false wall at a local daycare. Cliff got stuck in an elevator yesterday for over an hour. There's new Tom Rose study just released its yearly ranking of...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 6 min
On today's episode, we learn about a young woman, who identifies as a cat, says that expressing her cat identity has brought her closer to her partner and has finally enabled her to become her true self. Kat, 31, who works as a model and at Cat Girl Manor – a residence in Colorado Springs that holds pet play within BDSM events - has been into kitten role-play her entire adult life. If you don't know what a FLESHLIGHT is, it's a sex toy that looks like a flashlight . . . but with realistic lady p...
Nov 14, 2019•41 min
Tom Rose asked 1,000 people on 8th street to name things they actually loved once they became full-on adults. If you want to save money on groceries, try going to the store MORE often, and buying smaller amounts. A California woman claims a homeless man dumped a bucket of hot diarrhea on her head as she was walking near the Hollywood Walk of Fame nearly seven months ago. Imagine being diabolical enough to come up with a plan to use a cat double in order to avoid the pet policy of an airline. Tha...
Nov 13, 2019•38 min
A Colorado dam safety chief confirmed Monday that a recent investigation by the Associated Press found four dams in El Paso County to be at high risk of failure. "Epstein didn't kill himself" is fast becoming the new "Bush did 9/11." Twitter went wild with users listing all the things that people say, but don't really mean, using the viral hashtag #ThingsWeSayButDontMean. Twitter users were also offering up stories about how they suddenly lost a job, using the viral hashtag "#AndThenIWasFired." ...
Nov 13, 2019•46 min
Benny finally found a place to live! We learn that you should not break into your ex-girlfriends place, especially if it's now occupied by a "Larper" Benny is terrified of getting lost in the woods. Riding LIme Scooters can be dangerous for yodellers. And finally, we are all terrible humans.
Nov 11, 2019•35 min
It's "Fiesta Friday" and we are excited to welcome Miss Rhia Black as our guest host today. There's a 23-year-old woman in Scotland named Rachel Brogan. And she got a message on Facebook a few days ago from a stranger that said, quote, "Hey did you hear about my grandad?" There's a 31-year-old guy named Sujon Miah in Gloucester, England. And he's failed his driving test 27 TIMES. Cali Mom Sentenced For Having Sex With **BOTH** Of Her Daughters' Boyfriends Jimmy Dean is doing its "recipe gift exc...
Nov 08, 2019•37 min
One today's episode, we talk to our friends Brian and Wendy from the "710 Show" coming to 107.9 KBPI South on November 23rd. Benny is frustrated that his new apartment complex can't seem to ge their bleep together. There's a 23-year-old woman, who has spent the last year traveling around the world documenting her experiences of kissing random dudes and posting it on social media. Being a parent is difficult. Not to mention being an Asian mum whose son can't do math. In fact, the frustration was ...
Nov 07, 2019•42 min
On today's episode, we learn about some unidentified men who dug up the grave of a woman in a graveyard in Karachi's Landhi and raped the dead body, There's a 32-year-old guy named Brice Williams from Denham Springs, Louisiana. And he was arrested Sunday around midnight after he showed up at a bar on an electric shopping cart from Walmart. Four Loko's new HARD SELTZER comes out today. And it's 12% alcohol-by-volume, which means it has around two-and-a-half times more alcohol than the popular har...
Nov 06, 2019•38 min
In today's episode, we talk about a 21-year-old guy named Jayson Gonzalez who's been smuggling Krispy Kreme Donuts from Iowa to Minnesota. We learned that when you order a prostitute you can either pay or set off the fire alarms. Are people getting stabbed to death over Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches? And finally, Jason hit something on the way to the studios today, and he's not stoked about it.
Nov 05, 2019•38 min
The National Institutes of Health is running a study that will pay people $3,300 to get the flu ON PURPOSE. There are lots of dudes out there who TERRORIZED people on Halloween by dressing up as CLOWNS and messing with them, and not just clowns, but Jesus too! Matthew McConaughey turns 50 today. If you're going to his party, remember, clothes are optional, but bongos are mandatory. The Samsung Members app may not be your go-to destination for R-rated content, but for several hours last Thursday,...
Nov 04, 2019•36 min
It's finally November! In this episode, we whisk you away to jolly old England for a wedding catered by Domino's Pizza. We learn that "selective hearing' is an actual thing. We think Mattress Mack should stick to selling mattresses and leave sports gambling; to the professionals. Flu Season is here, but Jason is not sure if he wants to get his flu shot. Benny provides life tips on cooking Thai food. And finally, Jason think he can beat Benny in a Nacho eating contest.
Nov 01, 2019•44 min
On today's show we learned that Russia is urging parents across the country to report schools that celebrate Halloween through a special “hotline.” Being in an accident is never fun, but even less fun when you're naked in a golf cart. A woman found a tooth in her chinse food, and it's inspired Benny and Jason to create and new version of CSI! 1940's man makes a return to give us some Halloween tips! And we hear from Matt who thinks his girlfriend's boobs are too big. Happy Halloween from Jason a...
Oct 31, 2019•30 min
It was a snow day today, but Jason and Benny still showed up to work and discussed the following on today's show! Southwest is denying an allegation that two of its pilots hid a camera in a plane bathroom Police say a funeral in eastern Germany ended on an involuntary drug high when mourners were accidentally served a hash cake. A New Hampshire woman is pushing back against cemetery officials after she says the Halloween decorations she placed at her son’s grave have been repeatedly removed. Vac...
Oct 30, 2019•34 min
