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The Inspired Unemployed

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Welcome to the world according to The Inspired Unemployed. A show hosted by two best mates who still can’t quite believe their luck. It’s completely ridiculous, honest and always fun. Make sure you’re in on the jokes, drama and hijinx every Wednesday with Matt and Jack.  DM us @TheInspiredUnemployedPod. Listen to the playlist here

Episodes

Dedicated to Falcalicious

We kick off today's episode live from the marathon afterparty! Asking if Jack managed to cross the finish line and how Falcalicious is feeling in his final moments before going on stage. Lou and Jarch are then back to settle another great debate - are you really a huge fan if you haven’t read the books? Finally, the boys call their mate Beau to ask what life is like for him considering he has never had social media or been on a dating app, ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

Dec 12, 202341 min

Dedicated to Girls Not Liking Us

The hilarious Lou and Jarch from We Mean Well podcast are here to bring back ‘the Great Debate’. This time we’re settling once and for all, AUS or NZ? Jack and Falcs then chat about what girls do when they don’t like you. Only to realise the girls definitely don't like them. Finally, the boys present their guide on how to be confident. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 05, 202345 min

Dedicated to The Vault

Welcome to ‘The Vault’. The Vault is a safe space to absolutely lose it over all the little stupid things that piss you off that shouldn’t. It’s a judgement-free zone. Next, we hear from listeners about the worst possible timings and situations they’ve been broken up with. Finally, Jack and Falcs discuss the things that guys do when they don’t like you. Buy tickets to Club 42 here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 28, 202346 min

Dedicated to being a Psychopath

It’s time for a weekend recap! Did Jack run 30km and go to Pilates like he was supposed to? Did Falcalicious produce a hit song with the Jungle Giants? Dom then shares a particularly upsetting rattled story. Safe to say festivals and heartbreak don’t mix. Finally, Sarah and the boys ask if the weird little things they do are fine or if they might actually be a psychopath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 21, 202341 min

Dedicated to Rejection

Get ready to be vulnerable. Dom, Falcs, Jack and Bill kick off this episode with a roundtable discussion on rejection. Specifically, the core memory from their very first rejection. Next up, Falcs loses it over a special phone call from his favourite DJ. Finally, the boys put their reverse parking skills to the test. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 14, 202350 min

Dedicated to a Rattled Night Out (ft. Lucy and Nikki)

This episode is heavy on the night out antics. First up, Dom and the boys cringe over their biggest nights out over the break. Which included a wrapped party, a UFC fighter, a disappointed Mick Fanning and Falcons birthday party. The boys are then comforted by a few funny ‘lowest of the low’ listener submissions. Finally, Lucy and Nikki from the Happy Hour podcast join the pod!! Lucy shares her worst rattled story from a wild night out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

Nov 07, 202344 min

Dedicated to being a Tradie

To mark four years since the boys left the jobsite, they decide to ring their good mate Beau to get the latest on smoko chat and provide a welfare check on his apprentice. Will Gibb then joins the pod with a list of highly stressful hypothetical situations. Jack then announces he’s going to run a marathon, so Falcon decides he needs an announcement of his own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 31, 202344 min

Dedicated to Cheating or Not Cheating

What happens if you can’t sleep for four days and then travel to a country where the sun doesn’t set? Jack trauma dumps in a new chapter of the travel guidebook. The boys and Sarah then play a game of ‘cheating or not cheating’. Finally, the boys laugh over the number of coincidental celeb run ins they’ve had recently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 24, 202348 min

Dedicated to being ‘That Guy’

Jack shares a disgusting rattled story that involves Chris Hemsworth and tickling toes. Dom and the boys answer the most asked questions about their TV show - how the hell did people not recognise you? Did people not get angry? Finally, Jemma from the Psychology of your 20s Podcast sits down with Jack to discuss his problems with intensity addiction and fantasy bonding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 17, 202342 min

Dedicated to Nellie (Jack's Dead Dog)

The boys are back after the longest break ever. First up we get an update on Jack’s European love life! Dom then joins the boys to share their worst moments while filming their TV show. Finally, the boys and Sarah each share their ‘lowest of the low’ moments each from the last four months. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 10, 202352 min

Dedicated to Europe

To get Jack and Falcs excited for their travels, the boys react to a bunch of DMs sent in about everyones best and worst Europe stories. After recently being caught out and filmed by a random, Falcon begins to question if content really is king. Finally, the boys introduce their new favourite saying. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 13, 202350 min

Dedicated to Pick Up Lines

Jack can’t sleep, so, we’ve got Wendy back in studio to try and help explain why some people can fall asleep in two seconds while others are left counting sheep. The boys then dig through their personal DMs to find some of the best pick up lines they’ve been sent. Finally, the boys add a new chapter to their travel guide book, this time sharing their best Europe tips. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 06, 202346 min

Dedicated to the Better Wingman

It’s time for the reverse - what is it that girls do that guys don’t know about? Liam then joins the boys in studio to talk about their recent drama class and other times they’ve felt vulnerable. Finally, Jack and Matt decide who the better wingman is. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 30, 202348 min

Dedicated to Powerbands

Liam and the boys laugh over the dumbest arguments they’ve had while in a relationship, from not taking the right picture to watching ahead on a TV show. Wendy is then back in studio to try and answer the question everyone’s been asking, is vaping really that bad for you? Finally, the boys take the ultimate trip down memory lane with a fresh set of Powerbands. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 23, 202343 min

Dedicated to Hangover Cures

After seeing the Tik Tok trend ‘things guys do that girls don’t know about’, Jack and Falcs decide to create a list of their own to share with Sarah. The boys then invite Wendy Zukerman, the host of Science Vs, into the studio so they can find out what hangover cures actually work or not. Then it’s time to announce the winner of Tadpole Tank! https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 16, 202350 min

Dedicated to Jack's Adult Tantrum

Jack threw an adult tantrum while playing a game of tennis at a fancy clubhouse (huge ick). Safe to say, he learnt his lesson. Sex therapist and all round legend G-spot then joins the podcast to chat different fetishes and kinks. Finally, it’s time for Tadpole Tank!! https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 09, 202349 min

Dedicated to Irrational Fears

After a terrifying trip to the dentist, Falcs wants to know what fears he has are rational or irrational. Liam, Dom, Sarah and the boys kick off a new segment called ‘the roundtable’. This week, they discuss if the advice “if he wanted to he would” is fair or not. The boys then share a few tips and tricks to help those who are employed and uninspired. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 02, 202342 min

Dedicated to Our First Double Date

First up, we asked you guys to send in your best horrible online dating stories and you did not disappoint. The boys cringe over tales of impromptu musical performances and vampire re-enactments. Dom then joins the pod to discuss what white lies they told their parents as kids. Finally, the boys get some very direct feedback after a recent double date. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 25, 202349 min

Dedicated to FOMO

The boys have diagnosed themselves with a severe case of FOMO. Thankfully they’ve found the cure - FOFU. The Better Beer competition went truly wild over the long weekend, with a few finalists finding themselves in some red hot situations. The boys decide to give them a ring along with the lucky winner. Finally, the boys put their new favourite gen z slang to the test. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 18, 202340 min

Dedicated to F1

First up, the boys recap a hectic weekend away in Melbourne which included making videos with Danny Ricciardo and dancing with Kylie Minogue. Sarah and the boys then complete a new round of ‘would you rather’ thanks to the countless DMs we received. Finally, the boys admit there is nothing more humiliating than being yelled at as an adult by an adult. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 11, 202343 min

Dedicated to Gen Z

Will Gibb and Sarah do their best to teach Jack and Falcs the meaning behind the latest Gen Z words. It’s giving major L. The boys then call a listener after being told he has rattled story worth sharing. Finally, Jack learns his lesson after having a particularly bad reaction to a certain substance. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 04, 202341 min

Dedicated to ChatGPT

Can guys be the little spoon in a cuddle train? Matt and Falcs investigate. Falcs finds himself ‘rattled’ at a party when delayed symptoms of Bali Belly decided to kick in. And finally, the boys decide to take full advantage of everything ChatGPT has to offer. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 28, 202338 min

Dedicated to Reverse Cowgirl

Dom and the boys have arguably the least sexy sex talk ever after Jack somehow stumbles across a buzzfeed article titled ‘top 10 sex positions’. Following up from Falcon’s terrible past job interviews, Sarah shares a few funny yarns found in the DMs. Finally, Jacks Dad joins the boys in studio to tell them about a time he woke up somewhere he definitely shouldn’t have. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ 00:00 Sex Positions with Dom 13:48 Job Interviews 23:40 Waking up where you'...

Mar 21, 202344 min

Dedicated to the Haunted House

The boys head off to stay a night in Australia’s most Haunted House! Arriving in sudden rain and strikes of lightening, the scene is set for a haunted tour and a series of challenges and scares that make it very hard for the boys to fall asleep. Both kinda funny and weird - you’ll need to strap in for this weeks pod. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 14, 202336 min

Dedicated to Roadtrips

The boys are in the car and on their way to the Monte Cristo Homestead aka the most Haunted House in Australia. With four and a half hours to kill, the boys decide to record this entire episode on the road. First off, they list the best and worst classic roadtrip moments. Then they stop off in Yass, a small country town, to have a pub feed and retell a few past favourite roadtrip memories. Just before arriving at the house of horrors, Sarah tells the boys of it’s awful history, including the ele...

Mar 07, 202339 min

Dedicated to Falcon’s Old Instagram

Comedian Will Gibb joins the boys in studio to confront his very own doppleganger. Falcon then admits to shooting his shot by sending a series of uncomfortable voice memos to his celebrity crush, Dua Lipa. Jack then continues Falcon’s embarrassment with a deepdive into his questionable 2012-2016 instagram posts. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 28, 202349 min

Dedicated to Shoey’s

The boys are paying the price for ditching their health cleanse as soon as they arrived in Perth for the UFC. The bender that followed, resulted in crashing a wedding crashing with Dylan Alcott and a shoey on live TV. Sarah joins in for a game of ‘Would you rather …?’ which tumbles the boys into a mini existential crisis. Finally, old mate Forrest joins them in the studio to share an awkward memory from the days he worked with Falcs at the Surf Shop. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemploy...

Feb 21, 202344 min

Dedicated to Anti-Valentine’s Day

Comedian Will Gibb joins the pod this week in need of a bit of therapy. Just like Jack, Will is a repeat love bombing offender. The boys then announce they were proudly ‘anti-valentine’s day’ this year. So, if you were also rattled after seeing everyone’s loved-up posts yesterday, they’ve got you covered with a bunch of ‘self care’ tips. Sarah and the boys then share a few horror stories from past job interviews. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choice...

Feb 14, 202344 min

Dedicated to Party Tricks

Does everyone really love a party trick? Dom tells the boys about that time his ‘party trick’ didn’t get the crowd reaction he was hoping for. Caleb from Spacey Jane joins us in the studio to share a personal ‘rattled’ story. And finally, Falcon gives us all a highly anticipated update on his last date. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 07, 202338 min

Dedicated to 2am Kickons

The Great Debate is finally back! The boys call on ‘recovering partygirl’ Jules and their trusty mate Dom to argue if anything actually fun happens past 2am. Next up, Jack creates a long list of things he considers a little weird to do with your mates. Inspired by the Onsen spas they visited while in Japan. Finally, Falcon has the comeback of the century. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 31, 202345 min