Yeah I Got A Girlfriend, But She Lives Out Of Town
How long would you drive, on the regular, for some loving?

How long would you drive, on the regular, for some loving?
Nothing will ever be better than this, so why bother
You ain't cut out for this life
Look, I'm just saying, when y'all hangout I feel like ....
This has been passed down for generations
Its just until I get back on my feet
Something about brown acid
Y'all better wait like 30 minutes or whatever before you jump in
17th caller will get free tickets to the annual chili cookoff this weekend
Everything was so much easier before catfish
Hold on real quick I got someone on the other line
When a boy becomes a boy who has had sex
Look we just have to show face for like an hour, then we can dip out
Remember the first time you smoked a menthol?
Y'all better be careful with those fireworks
Look, it takes a whole lot of effort to look this
On the first installment of The Guestening super producer Andrew comes on to talk about working on creative projects with friends
How many people masterbate to the Brawny guy?
What kind of girl do you take me for?
Summertime sadness, even though I'm also sad during the other seasons too
What is real, really?
Honestly, real shit, have you ever used a gift receipt?
Romeo and Juliet really went for it, huh?
Yo blow on my dice real quick dude
Look I just need $2.34 to catch the last bus to Richmond, if you give me your address...
I'll eat like 8 hotdogs for you
Trust me, my dad is chill as long as we don't wake him up
You know why they always have flowers up front, right?
Get stoned and go to the spa, trust me, it rocks
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