Fuck sand. For real. I fucking hate sand.
May 16, 2021•22 min•Ep. 86
Just park down the street, I'll be out in a minute
May 13, 2021•18 min•Ep. 85
Where we're going, roads aren't really a thing
May 10, 2021•21 min•Ep. 84
I definitely floss everyday, for sure
May 07, 2021•18 min•Ep. 83
Damn, remember that movie Blue Crush?
May 04, 2021•20 min•Ep. 82
It would be weird if you could actually turn a frown upside down, like on a swivel or whatever
May 01, 2021•19 min•Ep. 81
You can't trust nobody, I don't even have a trust fund - Lil Wayne
Apr 28, 2021•20 min•Ep. 80
Gonna fight 'til we see the sun light
Apr 25, 2021•18 min•Ep. 79
Hummus is so god damn good
Apr 22, 2021•15 min•Ep. 78
I really tried to come up with some sort of hoe joke
Apr 19, 2021•18 min•Ep. 77
Yeah, I'll start a tab
Apr 16, 2021•18 min•Ep. 76
Go get the other controller
Apr 13, 2021•17 min•Ep. 75
I promise I'll call every Sunday
Apr 10, 2021•16 min•Ep. 74
Spring = Sprung
Apr 07, 2021•13 min•Ep. 73
I really hope the Easter bunny just drops off some pre rolled joints
Apr 04, 2021•14 min•Ep. 72
Wanna go spend 3 hours in Guitar Center?
Apr 01, 2021•17 min•Ep. 71
Dude don't make me break out the chore wheel
Mar 29, 2021•20 min•Ep. 70
Boys do(n't) cry
Mar 26, 2021•20 min•Ep. 69
Six months 'til checkout
Mar 23, 2021•18 min•Ep. 68
If you address your parents by their first name you are a psychopath
Mar 20, 2021•15 min•Ep. 67
St. Patrick's Day is so fucking stupid
Mar 17, 2021•14 min•Ep. 66
Remember when you were young and thought that 25 year olds were grown
Mar 14, 2021•18 min•Ep. 65
I always wanted to break up and then cut a couch in half or whatever
Mar 11, 2021•21 min•Ep. 64
Face it, there are some things you just won't ever be able to do
Mar 08, 2021•14 min•Ep. 63
Flipping off your friends is a sign of endearment
Mar 05, 2021•16 min•Ep. 62
I don't know about you, but I'm always ready for a nap
Mar 02, 2021•17 min•Ep. 61
Welcome to your morning drive time podcast
Feb 27, 2021•16 min•Ep. 60
I still have those grippy socks
Feb 24, 2021•21 min•Ep. 59
We should totally just say "fuck it" and buy a farm you guys
Feb 21, 2021•15 min•Ep. 58
Serenity eventually!
Feb 18, 2021•17 min•Ep. 57
