You Still Hangout with Them?
Sometimes people suck, and sometimes people hangout with people who suck

Sometimes people suck, and sometimes people hangout with people who suck
If you’re going to do drugs, please try to do it in a safe environment.
What would you change in order to appease a partner?
This is a story about living in a dorm
Let’s have a frank discussion about being all lovey dovey with the homies
Come hear about one of, if not the, worst times I ever had on shrooms
It’s totally cool to steal
One time a guy I know died on a cruise
Come hear how I found a way to skip the food line at my friend’s church as a kid
Would you like to hear a story about how I was smoking a bing while the neighbor got raided by swat?
It’s so funny that tattoos used to be such a big deal
I legitimately want to take a martial arts class on edibles
Finding religion later in life sounds wild
It’s time to get rid of the folks that harsh our mellows!
You ever wonder what it would be like to be a teen in today’s world?
Ever wonder what would happen if I was really physically close to a professional athlete in an airport?
Come hear about how there was once an arson incident on my street
Would you like to hear about the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me at work?
Today you get to hear about my first time going into a very busy locker room
Here’s a story about the people I was spending time with when I moved back home after college
Here’s a story about a buddy having a really bad time
Here’s a story about starting your day in the winter
Here’s a story about a pretty intense game of beer pong
Here’s a story about a wild party
Here’s a story about how I’m probably a cannibal
Here’s a story about an interesting bathroom break at work
Here’s a story about how I saw bigfoot in highschool
Here’s a story about one of my returns to college after a holiday break
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