Oh, You Got Another Dog?
Man, did you see how big the cat got?

Man, did you see how big the cat got?
Go on and throw on something nice, we're going out tonight!
Here, let me give you a hand (even if it gets annoying)
let us have a look back at the previous year, shall we
I think my butt's getting big
There's a flag on the play
(that crackle noise)
Sometimes you just end up being wasted for like a week
Tell me about your mother
Rest in peace
It's nice to talk to you again
i couldn't decide between a spring breakers joke and a squidbillies joke
I'm cooking 5 pounds of veggies right now, literally, as I'm uploading this episode. For real. I'm trying to be better about this.
When people stop being polite and start being REAL!
What even is time?
Look, all I'm going to say is ...
The edited version of "Word of Mouf" by Ludacris is a work of art, for real
I'm going to rob the jewelry store and demand that they craft me a grill
What even is an SMS?
dripping stains when I switch lanes
(Bath) bombs over Baghdad
The only power we have as consumers is our spending power
I wonder what my cool graffiti name would be
hello, im listening
I've been delivering stuff for like half a decade and have never been offered sex for my services, contrary to so many adult entertainment storylines
its way too nice to be sitting in front of that computer
BACON
girl, boy
Wearing a suit and tie everyday sounds exhausting
What would you do with a million dollars?