Man, did you see how big the cat got?
Mar 20, 2023•13 min•Ep. 173
Go on and throw on something nice, we're going out tonight!
Mar 17, 2023•15 min•Ep. 172
Here, let me give you a hand (even if it gets annoying)
Mar 14, 2023•15 min•Ep. 171
let us have a look back at the previous year, shall we
Mar 11, 2023•9 min•Ep. 170
I think my butt's getting big
Nov 20, 2022•12 min•Ep. 169
There's a flag on the play
Nov 17, 2022•11 min•Ep. 168
(that crackle noise)
Nov 14, 2022•8 min•Ep. 167
Sometimes you just end up being wasted for like a week
Nov 11, 2022•14 min•Ep. 166
Tell me about your mother
Nov 08, 2022•13 min•Ep. 165
Rest in peace
Nov 05, 2022•14 min•Ep. 164
It's nice to talk to you again
Nov 02, 2022•8 min•Ep. 163
i couldn't decide between a spring breakers joke and a squidbillies joke
Mar 27, 2022•4 min
I'm cooking 5 pounds of veggies right now, literally, as I'm uploading this episode. For real. I'm trying to be better about this.
Mar 21, 2022•11 min•Ep. 162
When people stop being polite and start being REAL!
Mar 18, 2022•13 min•Ep. 161
What even is time?
Mar 15, 2022•12 min•Ep. 160
Look, all I'm going to say is ...
Mar 12, 2022•14 min•Ep. 159
The edited version of "Word of Mouf" by Ludacris is a work of art, for real
Mar 09, 2022•14 min•Ep. 158
I'm going to rob the jewelry store and demand that they craft me a grill
Mar 06, 2022•10 min•Ep. 157
What even is an SMS?
Mar 03, 2022•8 min•Ep. 156
dripping stains when I switch lanes
Mar 01, 2022•12 min•Ep. 155
(Bath) bombs over Baghdad
Feb 26, 2022•14 min•Ep. 154
The only power we have as consumers is our spending power
Feb 23, 2022•14 min•Ep. 153
I wonder what my cool graffiti name would be
Feb 20, 2022•11 min•Ep. 152
hello, im listening
Feb 17, 2022•10 min•Ep. 151
I've been delivering stuff for like half a decade and have never been offered sex for my services, contrary to so many adult entertainment storylines
Feb 14, 2022•15 min•Ep. 150
its way too nice to be sitting in front of that computer
Feb 11, 2022•13 min•Ep. 149
BACON
Feb 08, 2022•14 min•Ep. 148
girl, boy
Feb 05, 2022•15 min•Ep. 147
Wearing a suit and tie everyday sounds exhausting
Feb 02, 2022•13 min•Ep. 146
What would you do with a million dollars?
Jan 27, 2022•13 min•Ep. 145
