When Captain Janeway decides to ditch the nebula and try her luck in open space, she defies the Doc and endangers herself one too many times. But while Chakotay downgrades to season-one status, Paris saves the two-parter by sending Janeway what she needs to finally go down with the ship. What type of role play is Kevin into? What would Taffer find in Annorax’ walk-in? Why isn’t the year of hell an actual year? It’s the episode with tiki quantity and quality! Support the production of The Greates...
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 428
When some Ring Pop enthusiasts start rewriting history, their device creates some serious turbulence for Voyager. But when the shockwave pushes the crew into a new reality, they'll risk everything to learn how the time weapon can be defended against. How many centuries would it be appropriate to put up with the job title “Lackey” before you ask for a promotion? Why don’t they use porcelain in starship construction? Why are they called the Zahl? It’s the episode where we’ve synchronized our sewer...
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 427
When invisible aliens board Voyager and begin their secret experiments on the crew, the symptoms are all over the place. But once Captain Janeway discovers the intruders’ awful plans, she gambles with their lives in a high stakes game that she’s never lost. Who’s really suffering here? How sturdy do you need an elastic waist band to be? Are they horny, or is it aliens? It’s the episode that’s all jack off machines and skeletons! Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSo...
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 426
When Seven picks up a re-Borgifying signal, her escape from Voyager puts her in dangerous territory w/r/t the B’omar Sovereignty. But when the flashbacks lead to USS The Raven, uncovering memories of her family’s assimilation puts her back on track towards humanity. What kind of voicemail greeting would a bird specialist have? Who invented the hypoSpray? Is there a toilet in Seven’s alcove? It’s the episode with an unnecessary article in its name! Support the production of The Greatest Generatio...
Jul 04, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 425
When a lonely holographic man sends a distress call to Voyager, the EMH convinces the captain to risk his mobile emitter on an away mission. But when Harry Kim and Seven of Nine are teamed up for another engineering project, the episode becomes a cocktail of horniness and fear. Does Neelix charge a corkage fee for cakes? What happens when you go down the long ladder? Is it okay to do bits on organics? It’s the episode that’s hanging butt! Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Frien...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 424
When Chakotay crash lands among the trunks, he strays into the fullness of a clash against The Kradin. But in the soon after, he’ll have wrestle his trembles in order to nullify the nemesis or be nullified himself. Are there any university athletic programs dedicated to specific muscle groups? Why was Chakotay in the black book? Is pre-warp the same as pre-blow out? It’s the episode that steers clear of the trunks! Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democra...
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 423
When the Day of Honor turns into the worst day of BLT‘s life, it takes a brush with death for her to be honest with herself and Tom Paris. But when the Caatati escalate from late-night charity commercial to armed robbery, Seven offers an unexpectedly human solution to their predicament. Is it mostly blood in the blood pie? Does oxygen deprivation cause romantic feelings? Why aren't there more Alan Altshuld types? It’s the episode that’s not done hazing Seven of Nine. Support the production of Th...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 422
When the Voyager’s newest crew member starts rejecting her implants, it puts Rick Berman into a real panic. But when the EMH tries to remove her robot parts, Kes will be the key to freshening things up. Is the Voyager going to get moved into the rag bucket? Did Star Trek invent yoga pants? Why doesn’t the gift trigger horny warp? It’s the episode that’s limp and soggy because of improper ventilation. Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democracy . Friends of...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 421
When Chakotay changes course on Captain Janeway’s plans, it will leave The Borgs marooned on a planet and Species 42069 off the hook. But after Janeway wakes up and the dust settles, the aftermath of their conflict leaves Seven of Nine feeling some separation anxiety. Do you have to shave your head before taping a Dustbuster to it? What can’t you do in a strip club AND a Borgs ship? How many snakes can fit in a can? It’s the episode that is fine with that which is not fine! Support the productio...
May 30, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 420
When Voyager arrives in Borg space, the crew finds the collective getting roughed up by an even more dangerous enemy. But Janeway’s plan to make a deal with the devil gets her more than she bargained for in pushback from Chakotay. Does the Doc have limited drawer space? Can Kes still freshen people up? Is Species 55378008 even worse than Species 8472? It’s the episode with a momentous Maron! Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democracy . Friends of DeSoto f...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 419
When BLT goes rummaging in the Voyager’s main computer, what she finds is so scandalous it could reset Mayquees/Starfleet relations to Season 1. But when everyone starts getting in on the game, the boss enemy becomes something truly dangerous. Are those deeper Vs than normal? What would Dr. Freud have to say about having a Mexican Standoff with one’s self? Is it possible to get a holographic woman pregnant? It’s the episode that’s dopey and not zippety-doo-dah. Support the production of The Grea...
May 16, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 418
When people start disappearing all over Voyager, their replacements can’t explain why they’re trading places. But by the time the big takeover is revealed, it may be too late for the crew to warm up to their new surroundings. Do golfers get tips? Does using the transporter have to feel so itchy? How many credits do you need to shoot a food replicator weapon? It’s the episode that ties a brown ribbon to the trees! Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democracy...
May 09, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 417
When a local paleontologist pitches his Distant Origin Theory, the implications w/r/t common ancestry are too hot-blooded for the Voth's Ministry of Elders to handle. But even with Chakotay serving as both lawyer and living proof, Gegen still has to renounce science and take up metallurgy. Is umbrella comedy insurance available through the company policy? Have the indignities visited upon Skulk Hogan finally come to an end? Is there a rotting apple still cloaked in Voyager’s science lab? It’s th...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 416
When the Doctor plays house in the holodeck, his fantasy family life is uniquely disgusting to BLT. But when the ship encounters some anomalies that could get Janeway more coffee and Chakotay more nachos, Paris will have to become good friends with Eddy. What happens when you cross the Children of the Corn with the Brady Bunch? What do you do when your teenage son gets into Kliemo culture? Why isn’t the crew exploring the correlation between the disappearance of the anomaly and the disappearance...
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 415
When Kes moves through time she does it every bit as good as a man, she just does it backwards. But when it turns out an attack by an unknown enemy is the reason for her de-aging, she’ll have to go back to the beginning to save the future. What do you get for grandma? If you didn’t know, would you know? How fast should you pip after your captain dies? It’s the episode that buys museum putty by the barrel! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Support the production of The Greatest Generation...
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 414
When one of Worf’s ancestors seizes control of some of the photon torpedoes' ancestors, Commander Hunter gets an on the job audition to work for one of the toughest sub captains in the navy. But when his Von Causewitz term paper comes back with a bad grade, the conflict between them becomes an inferno that the stream from a Jack Russell terrier cannot put out. What’s the punishment for stealing shots of a nuclear submarine? Is the navy seriously going to look the other way on Hackman pointing a ...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 21 min
When Harry gets his DNA test results back, the news about his Roddenberry-inspired heritage gets revealed in a strikingly public way. But when he learns the hard way that men don’t last too long on Taresia, he’ll have to play dirty to make it off the planet alive. Are there any regular mirrors in Star Trek? Has Harry been wearing Taresian genes under his human genes this whole time? Why are Starfleets so stuck up about drugs? It’s the episode that uses all parts of the boy buffalo. Exchange scar...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 413
When Voyager stops to help with a planet’s armageddon situation, the crew discovers that’s no asteroid, it’s The Etanian Order’s plausible deniability! But when a shuttlecraft rescue mission to the surface ends predictably, a nearby space elevator is the only way back up through the ionosphere. Is 5,000 people a lot of people? Are coal-based hobbies a bad look? Do Neelix and Tuvok not remember they were the same person last season? It’s the episode that really smacks the rock! Exchange scarves f...
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 412
When Doc Holoday starts experimenting with grafting geniuses onto his personality, the results are off-putting. But when his bedside manners become more hands-on than usual, one big slip up could take Kes down with him. Why are we getting so many seafood advertisements on social media? Where’s the worst place for a docking port? Can the Hippocratic oath absolve a doctor of his sins? It’s the episode that is also Kes’s dad! Buy tickets to the Double Dumbass Tour ! Exchange scarves for goods at Po...
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 411
When Chakotay crash lands on a planet in conflict, he’s assimilated back to health by a co-op with a dark secret. But connecting with Riley puts Voyager at risk when a nearby Borg Cube gets the self-destruct treatment. Why is this co-op so into volleyball? Which side is up on a cube? Do the Borgs not have olds? It’s the episode that puts on the Liberace records! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democracy . Friends...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 410
When Ensign Vorik gets fresh with the chief engineer, his blood boils like a man who’s been freshened up by Kes. But when he puts his horny on main, he spreads a little bit onto BLT—with disastrous consequences for crew safety! Was the Bieber thing just a phase? Why aren’t Starfleet officers allowed to wear jet boots anymore? If Kevin Uxbridge wrote a book, who would be his ghostwriter? It’s the episode where we reveal we’ve been playing Rock Paper Scissors the entire time. Exchange scarves for ...
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 409
When it’s talent show day on Voyager, Janeway and Chakotay are the only ones who remember the loop. But when a pushy family member invites Janeway to a presentation about the afterlife, the strife she’s made to endure means there will be hell to pay. What’s the best-case scenario for being stuck in a time loop forever? Should a captain ever be in the venue after doors? Is there any attendance-optional meeting worth going to? It’s the episode that puts the important information in the parentheses...
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 408
When Harry goes to Tuvok for relationship advice, his holocrush develops an unexpected interest in Vulcan Jenga. But when Marayna can’t be deleted, the crew has to fight for their lives at the luau. Did Neelix really do his ethnographic research? Did Robert Picardo learn nothing from Quentin Tarantino? Did Vorik change his hair again? It’s the episode with a pineapple motif! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democr...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 407
When the illusion of Neelix’s utility to the mission is finally shattered, he turns to crime to secure his position. But when an alien drug dealer’s murder implicates the Voyager crew, they might lose their supply of some of the Delta Quadrant’s best party drugs. Is becoming Tuvix worse than going to jail? Where on the doll can you find Pergeum? Is Tom Paris really just Nicholas Locarno? It’s the episode where quick’s the word and sharp’s the action! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Sup...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 406
When Voyager encounters a virus infecting an alien race, The Doctor is uniquely suited to cure the ill. But when the outbreak becomes bigger than anyone was expecting, Captain Janeway will have to bare arms in order to defeat it. What are the food rules on a shuttlecraft? Does Neelix make the milk flow? What’s the worst monster sound? It’s the episode that puts hands on hips! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democ...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 405
When Q shows up with a romantic overture for the captain, only a lady Q will be able to divert his attention. But when a war in the continuum implicates judicial precedent set onboard Voyager, the crew will have to cosplay to preserve the Qunion. What is it about camping that Captain Janeway enjoys so much? What kind of Continuum was Milton Berle packing? Why did this episode keep Tipper Gore up at night? It’s the episode that accommodates guests with a fold-out bit! Exchange scarves for goods a...
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 404
When Kes helps a dying widow grieve, her commitment to being a generous host is taken advantage of. But when she leaves Voyager and takes a shuttlecraft with her, Neelix is the only one relieved that her actions aren’t self-motivated. What’s the perfect airport food? Are there “power moves” for transporter operators? How rare is the two-handed mind meld? It’s the episode that fills the clip show device! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Support the production of The Greatest Generation ....
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 403
When the EMH is taken holo-hostage, it will ironically come with a newfound freedom. But when Starling absolutely insists on destroying the future to get even more obscene wealth in the past, the Voyager crew will have to contemplate becoming marooned in time instead of space. Would you trade the Obama presidency for more of Rain Robinson in Voyager? How could BLT stay undercover on Earth past the late 90s? What are the qualities of an impressive hench? It’s the episode that’s using common gasli...
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 402
When Voyager fights a ship from the future, their battle results in a draw. But when both ships find themselves in the past, there’s plenty of time for a do-over. Does Star Trek hate hippies? Are we sure there was a second X-Files movie? What do you do with a lost chihuahua? It’s the episode that does not let the ball fall through the paddles! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz Support the production of The Greatest Generation . Friends of DeSoto for Democracy . Friends of DeSoto for Just...
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 401
When Kes gets separated from her tour group she wanders into a bad part of the Star Trek caves where the only restaurants are serving Worf lighting. But when Janeway embarks on a spiritual quest to save the young Ocampan, she’ll learn the true meaning of Festivus. Is Chakotay’s entire goal to avoid being Captain? What’s the one thing that Rick Steves has kept from his audience this entire time? What is Crossfit? It’s the episode where we learn that the only way to fight umbrage is with more umbr...
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 400
