89. wOo0oOoOzy Jazmeen
the wobbles strike again!
Dec 19, 2019•45 min
The Golden Ratio Podcast
Dogs, stories from the Florida keys, and hopefully funny and smart rambling
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Episodes
88. ROBOVENK
Cardboard venk on a roomba and other dog updates
Dec 12, 2019•27 min
87. Hopper vs. The Jellyfish
DON'T EAT THAT, HOPS!
Dec 05, 2019•29 min
86. The Prickly Pear Saga
Cocktail of the Week: the Prickly Pear Margarita, made with prickly pears harvested from our own cactus! Delicious but required much suffering on our parts. We tell you all about the suffering
Nov 28, 2019•31 min
85. Loofas and Labels
You all know what you're here for. This is that.
Nov 20, 2019•49 min
84. It's Offizal, Her Name is Swizzle
A mini episode to let you know that we have officially named new dog Swizzle!
Nov 18, 2019•5 min
83. Shannon O'Dog
A New Member of the Squad! Welcome to Shannon (@shannonodog on twitter), our newest member! We talk her back story and other usual podcast things
Nov 10, 2019•50 min
82. Carolina Reaper
GR Mom and Dad eat a carolina reaper totrilla chip. It is profoundly uncomfortable. We also talk queso's quinceñera and Jasmine's new vestibular syndrome. Want one of the chips for the one chip challenge? We advise against it, but right this way: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B01M748NRN/j16t3i5j15-20
Nov 07, 2019•37 min
81. sPoOkY hAlLoWeEn!!!
A little radio drama, our favorite moves and books for spooky times, plus queso updates and the usual stuff. Happy Halloween!
Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 20 min
80. Remembering Boyfren Riley
Warning: this is a sad one. We remember sweet boyfren plus all the usual stuff
Oct 23, 2019•42 min
79. GR Mom goes to Korea
GR Mom talks about her Korea trip and her new secret instagram account http://instagram.com/dust_of_sleep The usual dog updates and rambling Korean word of the week: 소학행 (sohwakhaeng) - Little definite happiness German word of the week: kummerspek (weight gained from emotional eating)
Oct 17, 2019•51 min
78. Chicago Live Show Recap!
OMG we had such a good time at the Chicago show, including flying with all the dogs! School of ope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcJgrkWknV4 Midwest attack https://twitter.com/midwestern_ope/status/1180870643556012034
Oct 10, 2019•47 min
77. How to be a good student
Allow GR Mom this rant about how to be a bad student vs. how to be a good student. Plus dog updates, cocktails, german words, florida man
Oct 03, 2019•52 min
76. Bienvenue!
A remote podcast this week with dog updates and all the usual fare
Sep 26, 2019•26 min
75. Live Show Recap
All the usual stuff. You know why you're here
Sep 19, 2019•38 min
74. GR Mom is in a bad mood
THERE IS A LOT GOING ON! GR MOM IS STRESSED! So here's a podcast where she just complains about things and GR dad is supportive. Contains the usual dog updates and Taste of the Keys!
Sep 12, 2019•42 min
73. Dark and Not Especially Stormy
We go to the Keys to protec the house, Boyfren and Toby health updates, a story of an attempted bite, and GR Mom loves an outdoor shower
Sep 05, 2019•53 min
72. Books, Grindr, Toby
Lots of updates! We review "What I lick before your face and other haikus by dogs" by Jamie Coleman, a delightful little book. Plus a disappointing reaction to Riley on Grindr
Aug 29, 2019•47 min
71. Venkman Goes On Tinder
This week, we set up a Tinder profile for Venkman and get some matches! Check twitter or insta (@theGoldenRatio4) for pics of her profile and a few messages!
Aug 21, 2019•37 min
70. REAL TALK, PEOPLE
You want a puppy? NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE IT! Unless you are not an idiot like Toby's previous owners. Real talk about what he's going through and how people are idiots about dogs and how not to be one of the aforementioned idiots. Which you obviously aren't because you're listening to this podcast. Thanks <3
Aug 15, 2019•43 min
69. QUESO FACELICK!
A special bonus mini-episode about GR Mom FINALLY getting a Queso face lick!!!!!!!!
Aug 11, 2019•8 min
68. M*A*S*H
Updates on our dog intensive care unit and the live show!
Aug 09, 2019•42 min
67. Bonus Health Update
Here's an extra episode for the week where we talk about what we know Jasmine's tumor and upcoming surgeries for both Jasmine and Queso next week
Aug 02, 2019•25 min
66. Queso's Great Escape-o
The story of Queso's escape from the yard, plus road trip stories and another biting incident in the keys
Aug 01, 2019•31 min
65. Mawige
The dogs did a proposal! Did you know GR Mom proposed to GR Dad and he said NO?! And then he took so long deciding he wanted to get married that she decided to break things off with him on the night he finally proposed? Those stories plus all the usual. Rum discussed this week: https://www.papaspilar.com/
Jul 25, 2019•59 min
64. Naked in Public
New things, updates things, strange things, stranger things.
Jul 18, 2019•31 min
63. Queso Bird Adventure
Venk in a cone and Queso's Bird Adventure! If you want your own rum filled chocolates, you can order them (and lots of DELICIOUS RUM) here: https://www.keywestlegalrum.com/
Jul 11, 2019•20 min
62. Road Trip to Paradise
Our trip to the keys, hopper got chomped (and it's GR Mom's fault), and live show updates!
Jul 04, 2019•32 min
61. Chicago, Riley, and Grasshopper Tacos
Lots of updates including the Chicago live show. If you want us to come to the west coast, please find us a private jet. If you want us to come to Orlando, Boston, or somewhere else on the East Coast, let us know. We have and excellent konk life story! Cocktail of the week: mexican garden margarita German Word of the Week: frauenfußballweltmeisterschaft (women's world cup)
Jun 27, 2019•35 min
60. LIVE SHOWS YAS!!!
We're doing live shows! The first one sold out! Here's what we have planned. Plus a mouse saga and konk life stories. Cocktail of the week: the Golden Rum Ratio
Jun 21, 2019•43 min
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