You guys? Did you really think we weren't going to adopt Riley??? HE'S MAH BOYFREN! Cocktail of the Week: coconut mai tai German word of the week: fremdschämen Sponsor: audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio to get yo self a free audio book
GR Mom and Dad have been traveling and apart for 2 weeks and so we didn't have an ontime podcast this week :( Here's a quick update from GR Mom on Riley. We'll be back as usual next week 💛💛💛💛💛
This week we have some bad news on Riley's ongoing kidney saga, plus talk about how we keep this place clean and some excellent Konk Life stories. Cocktail of the week: The Southside Audible is our sponsor: http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio
GR Mom attempted, and failed, to complete the Keys 100 this weekend. We talk about the 73 miles she did run with GR Dad's amazing support. You can read more about the race and see some pics here: https://medium.com/jenrunswithdogs/the-keys-not-quite-100-2257886d2bf7 We're posting the podcast a bit early this week because of crazy travel schedules. Enjoy!
Cocktail of the week: Rash Decision from This Podcast Will Kill You Queso is one tooth down, Riley is some kidney function down, and Tastes of the Keys including a story of that time GR Mom got Tazed! GET VACCINATED!
Some dog updates and two AMAZING stories from the Keys, including a biter and uncomfortable sex (not together)
GR mom tells about when two dudes fought over her (sort of), GR dad tells about the time he was a teletubby, and we discuss hoarders and GR Dad's newly discovered rat
GR Mom & Dad share their top golden ratio moments, GR mom sees a manatee, coast guard dog rescue. Audible is our sponsor. Get a free book & support the podcast at audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio
We started a second podcast about murders in the Florida Keys. This week, we're sharing episode with you on the Golden Ratio side of things. This will be our only cross-post so if you want more murder stories, subscribe to Murders in Paradise wherever you get your podcasts.
Not safe for listening in places where you don't want to cry. We miss you so much, sweet sweet Schmieg.
Guys. I honestly don't even know what we talked about for almost an hour and a half, but it certainly includes dogs, the Florida Keys, drinks, german words, and rambling. Basically, it's like the Super Size Fries of GR Podcasts. But probably better for you. Enjoy!
The best internet stories of florida man and dogs. Plus the usual dog updates, and cherry blossom cocktails and german words. This is the story about the dude who tried to rape the pit bull. (Spoiler: it's fake news, but was too good to not share). 100% worth clicking on for the pictures and righteousness of the story: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/
Maggie has cancer. Here's what we know.
Everyone loves a margarita, GR Mom shares her dreams for a live show, and another story of biting people without their permission from the Keys.
GR Mom is flying solo this week. In the absence of GR Dad, you get a story about GR Mom's past plus dog updates and all the usual fare.
Updates on Riley, dog science activities, and a pelican story from the Keys. Cocktail of the week is the Bees Knees (gin, honey, champagne)
We have a new foster dog, RILEY! Also, Jen tells the story of her prison dentist and we have a dog-related high-drama Konk Life story of the keys.
If you think it's overly political to call out white supremacists, this episode is not for you. And maybe you should just unfollow us. Prepare for a sleep-deprived rant. Also, deets on the roadtrip home. Little fact: Key West was part of the Union in the Civil War. Also, apologies for the dog breathing early in the podcast. I tried but could not edit it out. German word of the week: fernweh - the ache to travel away
General updates plus hopper has a green spot on her lip. Why? Here's how you make a dark and stormy: glass ice, fill most of the way with ginger ale (4-6 oz), top with 1.5 oz rum and a wedge of lime. DO NOT DO HALF RUM AND HAVE GINGER ALE! German word of the week: fremdenverkehr - tourism
An overview of GR Mom's experiments that show dogs make you happy. German word of the week: Naturwissenschaft
Plans for heading back to the keys, lots of rambling. You know what to expect at this point.
The saga of our neighbor. A story full of terror and anxiety. Bangor Maine Police Department - the Duck of Justice and " Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another." https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/ Taste of the keys https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article223716555.html Rhabarberbarbara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck Don't do drugs. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Only eat things that ...
An update on everyone's status, taste of the keys, and good life advice. Cocktail of the week: the key lime margarita Thanks to Strong Wind who is not a sponsor but who sent me a ukelele after hearing my song for schmieg. This is the one I got if you are interested: https://www.strong-wind.com/ukuleles/Strong-Wind-Okoume-Tiger-Wood-Mahogany-Soprano-Ukulele.html If you want to support the podcast and get a free audio book, audible is our sponsor. http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio
Hopper v Rock along with all the usual ramblings: cocktail of the week, taste of the keys, and our german word. Audible is our sponsor - http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio will get you a free audiobook and support the podcast
GR Mom and Dad talk their very different styles of staying motivated. German people get naked. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Lots of good life lessons in here.
We share our recs for favorite spots to visit in Key West and the lower keys. Also, venk barks (a lot) at a boat. Audible is our sponsor: audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio Follow our link, get a free audiobook, support the podcast
Queso adoption and foreign object, Venkman VVeightloss, Maggie health, and fosters - it's the Golden Ratio 2018 in Review!
Answering some listener questions (send yours to thegoldenratio4@gmail.com), updates on everyone, and venk howling. Happy New Year, everyone! Our new pet dryer: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B076M65CDN/j16t3i5j15-20 German word of the week: bleigiessen - lead pouring (please don't do this)
Adventures of us and the dogs on our way down to our house in the keys! Cocktail of the week: The Mango Fandango German word of the work: Frohe Weinachten (merry xmas)
IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!
