Happy Pride Month! What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that's happened since. We discuss: It's Pride month, baby! Cult leader convicted Cult leader's followers go apeshit Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire news article again: https://www.thegodpodcast.com/...
Jun 05, 2024•30 min
On this week's episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon. We discuss: Memorial Day Christian Nationalism "Just be normal then" Project 2025 Harrison Butker Samuel Alito Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams
May 29, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Dear Americans, As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I've watched over humanity for thousands of years. I've seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I'm frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt's proposal for the 'MOMS' act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying. This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves th...
May 14, 2024•57 min
In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/ Also discussed today: Why do Republicans hate dogs so much? An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he's full of crap too Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he'll go to jail, but why hasn't he been sent there already?!? Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden God ...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 3 min
God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother 'Tod' replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. Discussed today: Students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld blames "the extreme left" for why you "can't make sitcoms anymore" Tod argues with Jesus about woke All this and so much more on today's episode of The God Pod!
May 01, 2024•57 min
God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news. Discussed today: Jesus reviews Taylor Swift's new album, "The Tortured Poets Department" TikTok to be banned Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer And so much more Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.
Apr 23, 2024•56 min
God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it's still 2024, although it's hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today: Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell? Abortion, abortion, abortion And so much more! Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit....
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 7 min
On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss: The Apoc-Eclipse The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again Later on they answer some questions
Apr 09, 2024•56 min
TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS: Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.
Apr 06, 2024•44 min
God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.
Mar 28, 2024•54 min
God and Jesus respond to the Oscars! Also discussed today: What are some "gay secrets" straight people don't know? Straight men, what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because "that's gay"? God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism. God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it! Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod Join our Patreon for ...
Mar 13, 2024•52 min
God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode: Wendy's Surge Pricing? Kellog's CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner NFL Prospect Doesn't "Believe In Outer Space" Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans. JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODE ...
Mar 06, 2024•56 min
This week, God and Jesus respond to: Kid Rock Advocates For Genocide On Joe Rogan Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron IVF Banned In Alabama Website Bug Tricks Man Into Thinking He Won Lottery Woman Gets Charged $1000 For A Subway Sandwich JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODES W...
Feb 28, 2024•59 min
Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions! God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What's God's least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while. JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's Facebook, YouTube, or T...
Feb 22, 2024•56 min
God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Feb 13, 2024•51 min
God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why? Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod...
Feb 07, 2024•50 min
God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the 'AI George Carlin Special' and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for. Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US border. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https...
Jan 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says 'God told him' to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod everywhere: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Pa...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min
God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace. Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 5 min
God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that's happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying 'ROT IN HELL' on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Join us for a recap of the second half of 2023! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Dec 31, 2023•19 min
Mary Mags RETURNS! Mary and God discuss Christmas songs, vibes, and a Satanic idol being desecrated in Iowa. Join us for as we attempt to find the spirit of Christmas during a bleak time in human history. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod...
Dec 19, 2023•54 min
Santa Claus comes back just in time for Christmas! God, Jesus and Santa talk SantaCon, Santa marathons, and when is the right age to learn the truth about Santa. We also discuss landing a plane, GTA 6, whether we have rizz, and which comedians nobody will ever convince us are funny. Join us for this very Santarific episode of the God Pod! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for spe...
Dec 12, 2023•56 min
God and Jesus discuss the latest smiting news of the world: Santos expelled, Kissinger in Hell, and the stabbing of Derek Chauvin. God and Jesus strongly respond to Trump's claim that they would have handed him the last election. And why is the Mormon church buying Nebraska? NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://disc...
Dec 05, 2023•57 min
God and Jesus discuss a raunchy Taco Bell party, the new Squid Game reality show, Satanic abortion clinics, long haired hippies, rubber crucifixes, "super-long" bat schlongs, and much more. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod...
Nov 28, 2023•59 min
God and Jesus give thanks and talk about what not to talk about during Thanksgiving dinner. A horse gets loose on a plane, Alaska isn't an island, and Tik Tok goes nuts. Pink defeats Moms for Liberty, and Orcas are on the hunt again. Yachtzee! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON ...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr
God complains that Jesus can't be more like that Mr. Beast. God and Jesus react to the latest Marvel flop as well as the amazing 'Loki' finale. Jesus signed up for his own account on the 'Covenant Eyes' monitoring app, and has much to report. God and Jesus celebrate the big election victories in Ohio. God personally rebukes J.D. Vance. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT on 'No Nut November.' NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://l...
Nov 14, 2023•58 min
God and Jesus discuss crypto-bro Sam Bankman-Fried going to prison, Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg being indicted, and the latest insane revelations about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. God and Jesus discuss in-depth the crisis in Israel, surging public support for a cease-fire, and the potential fallout on the US 2024 presidential election. GOD POD MISSION STATEMENT: Here at 'The God Pod,' we embark on a satirical journey through the news, aiming to not only help our listeners di...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 7 min
It's The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular! YAR!!! God and Jesus welcome Matthew Perry to Heaven and remember his life. God laughs at Mike Pence dropping out. God and Jesus discuss new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who thinks dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago. Buckle up! IT'S TIME FOR A REVERSE RAPTURE! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 3 min
God and Jesus discuss the latest in the war in the Middle East. They also discuss why Jon Stewart quit his show on Apple Plus, Elon Musk shooting at his Cybertruck, and everybody Trump knows flipping on him in court. Finally, God and Jesus answer questions from their patrons. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://dis...
Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 5 min
