God and Jesus discuss the week that was, which feels like 9/11 just happened all over again. What is the solution for terrorism? How is it possibly…genocide? How can the world stand by and watch? Has the whole world lost its mind? God and Jesus respond. Also in this episode, God and Jesus discuss late-stage capitalism and take questions from humans. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.e...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 4 min
God and Jesus respond to current crisis in Israel and Palestine the best way they know how. Also discussed today: What the hell is happening with the republicans in Congress? Should teachers be FIRED for having an OnlyFans account? Do Amish people use cell phones? How much better would your life be if religion had never existed? Finally, God reveals why he injured Aaron Rodgers. FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: ht...
Oct 10, 2023•59 min
God and Jesus make Supreme Court predictions on all the big cases coming in the next several months. On God Pod True Crime, God and Jesus discuss the arrest of Tupac's killer. Elon Musk doesn't know how to wear a cowboy hat, and Taylor Swift-Kelce is hated by the right wing for some reason. God and Jesus react to several viral TIk Tok stories. Finally, Bambi has fallen. SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www...
Oct 03, 2023•59 min
The Rapture didn't happen…again! God and Jesus discuss the start of the God Pod Blasphemy Project. The writers win the writer's strike in grand fashion, Taylor Swift and Britney Spears give Jesus the vapors, and a Senator is hoarding gold bricks. All this and more on this episode of the God Pod! Watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/XpxKM2OtzNY SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www....
Sep 26, 2023•1 hr
God and Jesus discuss the aftermath of 'That 70's Show' actor Danny Masterson getting sentenced to 30 years in prison for rape. God smites all the celebrities who wrote him letters of support. God and Jesus remember 9/11 and what the world is like 22 years later. Finally, Jesus gets covid for the first time. Watch the full video of this episode here (final 60 minutes): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1922888324 SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://...
Sep 12, 2023•56 min
God and Jesus hang out in a hot-tub on the beach and welcome Jimmy Buffett to Heaven. They discuss the future of the God Pod: The Most Blasphemous Podcast In Existence, the disastrous Burning Man 2023 Music Festival, and the plague coming back. Later on they answer questions from humans. If you prefer, watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/27efNmNmNBI SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https...
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 3 min
The Unholy Trinity reacts to Trump's Mugshot on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod : God, Santa, and The Holy Spirit, back from a week of vacation, talk about God's new hot tub and multiple Speedo lumps, God's meated-up fat schlong, the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Trump's mug mugshot, and Oppenheimer's forbidden nipples. Will God bait the Holy Spirit into a Scottish accent? Will Trump achieve his aspirational prison weight? Is Carlos Santana Santa's third cousin twice removed? Will Santa win Twitc...
Sep 05, 2023•46 min
On The God Pod's 2023 Greatest Hits… So Far: You'll get a hope boner and a contact high reliving Moses getting anally probed, shooting down rainbows from the woke sky, the orangutan CIA, Mitch trippin', the Easter Bunny's battle with Jesus, and bird-splaining to a cynical Holy Spirit. Will God and Moses start wearing pants? Why did Captain America do nothing about Jim Crow laws? Will Satan and MTG get married? Does the moon exist? You'll never know if you don't listen to The God Pod: Have It Yah...
Aug 28, 2023•39 min
It's hot indictment summer on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod : God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit spend week five of the Barbie fallout making fun of Trump's 4th indictment and his predictable breaking of the gag order. Jesus fights off evangelicals of Trumpianity who think his teachings are too weak and liberal, nothing but love for the dove when the Holy Ghost blesses up Ohio for rejecting Issue 1, and God sorta does an impression of Bill Maher. Will Biden win the White House with pushup contests? ...
Aug 17, 2023•1 hr 2 min
The state of the world makes God sing "Everything Is Awful" on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod . God and Satan plan a vacation to see the phallic monuments of Albania whilst also raising money for Maui, God gets crunchy, DeSantis goes on a weird face journey, Clarence Thomas is named the king of vacations, The Four Horsemen of Bad Dancing appear, and a judge tells Trump to STFU. Will God blow Satan's mind? Will the Humans be moved to do something about climate change? Will Moses ever stop wandering...
Aug 14, 2023•53 min
God smites Trump on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod with Jesus and the Holy Spirit, aka the Holy Trinity, who put $20 on hope and do battle against technical difficulties, lying angels, the English language, bacterial vaginosis, and smug woman hating incel with a notepad, Ben Shapiro. Will God really smite Trump? Will Santa return? Will Biden stop ruining sports? Will Musk wrestle Zuck? Will God win the lottery? Is Jesus a two pump chump? Bewildered? You won't be after this mind expanding episode o...
Aug 10, 2023•1 hr 1 min
GOD AND SATAN LAUGH AT TRUMP'S ARREST God and Satan laugh at Trump's arrest and "I'm an idiot defense" on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod . It's a Mr. Trump IndictmentFest as Earth 616 burns. Satan goes into gorilla mode and summons birds to take over Planet Zoo, and God descends to Satan's personal hell to fight the powerful high speed stupidity of whiny robot Ben Shapiro. Will Jennifer go to Trifling Hell? Were God and Satan lovers? Will MetalHippie420 correct Satan? Will Trump go to Yale or jail...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 2 min
GOD SMITES GLITCH MCCONNELL On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , it's a head scratcher when Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God welcome Pee-wee Herman to Heaven, celebrate drag queen Flamy Grant's #1 hit on the Christian music charts, and try to save the heathens from Dick Clark, James Corden's belly, and Glitch McConnell. Is Jesus Kenough? Would Cardi B catch a baby? Will God ban phones in heaven? Will Jesus play Barbie Detective? Is Santa a grower or a shower? What is the meaning of life? All ...
Aug 03, 2023•1 hr 2 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. BALLS DEEP SPACE 69 On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , Mary Mags teams up with God to smite systemic racism and the axis of rightwing evil Ron DeSantis, Jason Aldean, and bungling Trump. Will God defeat the cable guy? Will Mary clean up God's mess? Will they remember who made the American flag? Will they go balls deep space 69? Confused!? You wo...
Jul 31, 2023•49 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. JESUS GIVES BARBIE A GLOWING REVIEW! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , God and Jesus descend to earth after hearing about the rise of the Evil X Corp, only to be met by Ben Shapiro's Barbie fire doll collection and trend-jackers distracting the masses from truth. Will God and Jesus save Barbie-mas? Will God remember that he made penis fish? Wil...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 5 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD, SATAN, AND BARBENHEIMER! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , it's a Barbenheimer world when Satan and God go union strong and fight for the rights of Darth Vader impersonators while smiting the dark forces of TikToker scabs. Satan does shrooms with Janet Yellen as the earth heats up and as the prosecutions heat up on Trump. God and Satan kic...
Jul 24, 2023•55 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD AND JESUS SUPPORT EVERYONE ON STRIKE! It's another mission impossible on twitch.tv/thegodpod when the three amigos Santa, Jesus, and God find themselves in battle from coast to coast with movies that are too long, magical thinking, toilet paper, trigger-happy baseball cops, and their archenemies Trump, Lauren Boebert, and Tucker Carlson of ...
Jul 20, 2023•54 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. NO REST FOR THE WICKED There's no rest for the wicked on twitch.tv/thegodpod when God and Mary Mags team up to smite evil capitalist movie execs hellbent on starving writers and stealing the likeness of actors. The deity duo then finds themselves up against the America for profit industry, the dancing TikTok doctor, White Nationalist Sen. Tommy...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 5 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. TOXIC BILLIONAIRE PEEN CONTEST Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God unite on twitch.tv/thegodpod to form the Holy Trinity in an epic battle against good luck bird poop, billionaire peens, lying robots, Jesus' weird habit of eating hotel hallway leftovers, Guy Fieri hobnobbing with Trump, and the dark Twitter overlord Elon calling Zuck a cuck as the ...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 11 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Satan and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod . While God is away hiding dinosaur bones, he gets inspired by Mr. Beast to giveaway $200 to a random Twitch follower. Meanwhile, Satan parties hard with the Dems but forgets his coke at the White House, creating a cable news feeding frenzy. All hell breaks loose when a human d...
Jul 10, 2023•59 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Jesus and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to save humanity from a Christian web designer, real-time bigotry, voting corporations, and the fascist group Moms of Liberty. God smites Twitch haters by denying them the right to laughter, Jesus preaches to the masses against Twitter's new rules, and God finally answers the a...
Jul 06, 2023•58 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. THE SUPREME COURT SUCKS! Mary Mags and God unite live on twitch.tv/thegodpod armed with the court of public opinion and mind changing facts to walk viewers through the valley of dumb, surrounded on all sides by an out-of-control SCOTUS, institutional racism, internet soundbites, Christofascists, a shirtless Robert F. Kennedy, idiotic arguments,...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Jesus Christ Superstar, government employee Santa, and God battle creepy AI Jesus and the evil blinding video of Trump taking a dump at the Blind Faith and Free Dumb CONvention. The action continues when Jesus goes to a Pride parade, Santa disposes of scientists crashing his workshop, and Elon's mommy forbids him to cage fight with Zuckerberg. Come for the blessings, stay for the SMITES! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesom...
Jun 29, 2023•1 hr 5 min
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. A New Commandment For Billionaires Satan joins God live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to discuss Jim Gaffigan, onomatopoeias, flaccid horns, ethically sourced organic porn, and the Top 10 Dumbest Ways To Die. Satan teaches everyone about the wonders of birdwatching and grilling. God and Satan then descend into Fox News Hell to judge the "Faith" and "F...
Jun 26, 2023•59 min
Join God, Jesus and Santa for another rollicking live episode recorded on twitch.tv/thegodpod. First, God delivers the TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR ATHEISTS! Jeopardy contestant heathens can't answer a simple question, satanic products at Hobby Lobby lead to boycott, and Megan Fox accused of witchcraft by a huge weirdo. Also, cracker barrel has fallen! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. ...
Jun 22, 2023•58 min
Mary Mags returns to rejoice in the rewards of the wicked with God, discuss Trump's indictment, hope boners, Pat Robertson still being dead, and conservatives' Top Ten Whataboutism Defenses Of Trump. Join God and Mary as they struggle to watch Fox News together. They discuss a Russian global cyber attack, Dems and anti-trumpers uniting, and polls for the presidential race in 2024. Mary gets nothing but love on 'Listener Feedback.' And don't miss Blessings and Smites!!! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 9 min
The Holy Trinity hosts another live twitch.tv/thegodpod episode to discuss the Reddit strike, the Tony Awards, and the Top Ten Places Trump Will Flee To. On 'World New,' Bill Barr says Trump is toast, a jackass says "what?" and Trump is cool with espionage and big dumps, botox-ed Guilfoyle defends Trump, Jeanine gaslights, and Trump doubles down on hate. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if Jesus had imaginary friends growing up, if Mary Mags washed Jesus' crusty feet with her hair, could Jesus get ...
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Satan and God celebrate the Pride Month miracle of the passing of Pat Robertson, answer questions from Twitch Chatters, and read the Top Ten Hobbies of Satan in His Free Time. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll discover what Pat Robertson's first day in Hell was like, if Satan likes country music, what happens to evangelicals when they wake up in Hell, if Satan was present during Ron DeSadness' Twitter launch, and if Satan is in the FBI. On 'World News,' discuss the end of the world skies in New York, the T...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min
God, Jesus, and Santa go live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to answer questions from followers, and read the Top Ten Ways Republicans Respond When Asked To Define 'Woke.' On 'World News,' DeSantis, disgusted by empathy and common decency, declares war on the woke mind virus, Nikki Haley auditions to be Trump's vice president on Tapper, Mike "Euphemism" Pence rode and roasted on the ride and digs deep from the well of hypocrisy on religious bigotry, Sean "Gaslighter" Duffy claims he hasn't seen one whit...
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Mary Mags joins God to discuss what's missing from sci-fi and the brazy 'Top 10 Corporate Slogans For Gay Pride Month!' On 'World News,' Trump too dumb to know everyone is recording him and could face charges under the Espionage Act, AOC calls out Elon Musk for fingering Turkey's elections, Twitter claims their dog ate EU disinformation code, Twitter now worth less than a used free bookshelf on Craigslist, the Pride Month demon meme backfires, and 74% of voters want $20 min wage so they can actu...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 7 min
