The Rapture Didn't Happen Again
On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss: The Apoc-Eclipse The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again Later on they answer some questions
Apr 09, 2024•56 min
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National Trans Easter Solar Eclipse Visibility Day
TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS: Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.
Apr 06, 2024•44 min
God And Jesus Are Woke AF
God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.
Mar 28, 2024•54 min
"Gay Secrets" Straight People Don't Know
God and Jesus respond to the Oscars! Also discussed today: What are some “gay secrets” straight people don’t know? Straight men, what’s the strangest thing you’ve been told not to do because "that's gay"? God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism. God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it! Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod Join our Patreon for ...
Mar 13, 2024•52 min
“I Don’t Believe In Space” New Kind Of Moron Drops
God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode: Wendy’s Surge Pricing? Kellog’s CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner NFL Prospect Doesn’t “Believe In Outer Space” Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans. JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODE ...
Mar 06, 2024•56 min
God And Jesus Respond To Kid Rock On Joe Rogan
This week, God and Jesus respond to: Kid Rock Advocates For Genocide On Joe Rogan Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron IVF Banned In Alabama Website Bug Tricks Man Into Thinking He Won Lottery Woman Gets Charged $1000 For A Subway Sandwich JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODES W...
Feb 28, 2024•59 min
God And Jesus Answer Questions From Humans LIVE!
Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions! God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What’s God’s least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while. JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or T...
Feb 22, 2024•56 min
Jesus Responds To Super Bowl Ad Of Him Washing Feet
God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Feb 13, 2024•51 min
The Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!
God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why? Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod...
Feb 07, 2024•50 min
Kelly Carlin Talks To God About Her Lawsuit Against The 'AI George Carlin Special'
God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the ‘AI George Carlin Special’ and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for. Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US border. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https...
Jan 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Oscars Snub Barbie Backlash, Day 2
Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says ‘God told him’ to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod everywhere: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Pa...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min
God Has A Fart Attack
God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace. Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 5 min
God And Jesus Kickoff 2024!
God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that’s happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying ‘ROT IN HELL’ on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 1 min
The God Pod 2023 Wrapped!
Join us for a recap of the second half of 2023! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Dec 31, 2023•19 min
The God Pod Holiday Special!
Mary Mags RETURNS! Mary and God discuss Christmas songs, vibes, and a Satanic idol being desecrated in Iowa. Join us for as we attempt to find the spirit of Christmas during a bleak time in human history. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod...
Dec 19, 2023•54 min
Return Of The Santa Claus!
Santa Claus comes back just in time for Christmas! God, Jesus and Santa talk SantaCon, Santa marathons, and when is the right age to learn the truth about Santa. We also discuss landing a plane, GTA 6, whether we have rizz, and which comedians nobody will ever convince us are funny. Join us for this very Santarific episode of the God Pod! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for spe...
Dec 12, 2023•56 min
Jesus Responds To Trump Saying If Jesus ‘Came Down’ He’d Win The Blue States
God and Jesus discuss the latest smiting news of the world: Santos expelled, Kissinger in Hell, and the stabbing of Derek Chauvin. God and Jesus strongly respond to Trump’s claim that they would have handed him the last election. And why is the Mormon church buying Nebraska? NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://disc...
Dec 05, 2023•57 min
A Rubber Dildo Crucifix Christmas
God and Jesus discuss a raunchy Taco Bell party, the new Squid Game reality show, Satanic abortion clinics, long haired hippies, rubber crucifixes, “super-long” bat schlongs, and much more. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod...
Nov 28, 2023•59 min
The God Pod Thanksgiving Special 2023!
God and Jesus give thanks and talk about what not to talk about during Thanksgiving dinner. A horse gets loose on a plane, Alaska isn’t an island, and Tik Tok goes nuts. Pink defeats Moms for Liberty, and Orcas are on the hunt again. Yachtzee! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON ...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr
What Is Covenant Eyes? Jesus Gets An Account To Investigate
God complains that Jesus can’t be more like that Mr. Beast. God and Jesus react to the latest Marvel flop as well as the amazing ‘Loki’ finale. Jesus signed up for his own account on the ‘Covenant Eyes’ monitoring app, and has much to report. God and Jesus celebrate the big election victories in Ohio. God personally rebukes J.D. Vance. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT on ‘No Nut November.’ NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://l...
Nov 14, 2023•58 min
Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake
God and Jesus discuss crypto-bro Sam Bankman-Fried going to prison, Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg being indicted, and the latest insane revelations about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. God and Jesus discuss in-depth the crisis in Israel, surging public support for a cease-fire, and the potential fallout on the US 2024 presidential election. GOD POD MISSION STATEMENT: Here at 'The God Pod,' we embark on a satirical journey through the news, aiming to not only help our listeners di...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 7 min
The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular!
It’s The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular! YAR!!! God and Jesus welcome Matthew Perry to Heaven and remember his life. God laughs at Mike Pence dropping out. God and Jesus discuss new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who thinks dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago. Buckle up! IT’S TIME FOR A REVERSE RAPTURE! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Why Jon Stewart Quit His Apple Show
God and Jesus discuss the latest in the war in the Middle East. They also discuss why Jon Stewart quit his show on Apple Plus, Elon Musk shooting at his Cybertruck, and everybody Trump knows flipping on him in court. Finally, God and Jesus answer questions from their patrons. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://dis...
Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Just Say No To Genocide!
God and Jesus discuss the week that was, which feels like 9/11 just happened all over again. What is the solution for terrorism? How is it possibly…genocide? How can the world stand by and watch? Has the whole world lost its mind? God and Jesus respond. Also in this episode, God and Jesus discuss late-stage capitalism and take questions from humans. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.e...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 4 min
God Responds to Crisis in Israel
God and Jesus respond to current crisis in Israel and Palestine the best way they know how. Also discussed today: What the hell is happening with the republicans in Congress? Should teachers be FIRED for having an OnlyFans account? Do Amish people use cell phones? How much better would your life be if religion had never existed? Finally, God reveals why he injured Aaron Rodgers. FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: ht...
Oct 10, 2023•59 min
Bambi Has Fallen!
God and Jesus make Supreme Court predictions on all the big cases coming in the next several months. On God Pod True Crime, God and Jesus discuss the arrest of Tupac’s killer. Elon Musk doesn’t know how to wear a cowboy hat, and Taylor Swift-Kelce is hated by the right wing for some reason. God and Jesus react to several viral TIk Tok stories. Finally, Bambi has fallen. SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www...
Oct 03, 2023•59 min
Rapture Schmapture!
The Rapture didn’t happen…again! God and Jesus discuss the start of the God Pod Blasphemy Project. The writers win the writer’s strike in grand fashion, Taylor Swift and Britney Spears give Jesus the vapors, and a Senator is hoarding gold bricks. All this and more on this episode of the God Pod! Watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/XpxKM2OtzNY SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www....
Sep 26, 2023•1 hr
God Blasts Celebrities Who Sent Letters In Support Of Danny Masterson
God and Jesus discuss the aftermath of ‘That 70’s Show’ actor Danny Masterson getting sentenced to 30 years in prison for rape. God smites all the celebrities who wrote him letters of support. God and Jesus remember 9/11 and what the world is like 22 years later. Finally, Jesus gets covid for the first time. Watch the full video of this episode here (final 60 minutes): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1922888324 SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://...
Sep 12, 2023•56 min
God Welcomes Jimmy Buffett To Paradise!
God and Jesus hang out in a hot-tub on the beach and welcome Jimmy Buffett to Heaven. They discuss the future of the God Pod: The Most Blasphemous Podcast In Existence, the disastrous Burning Man 2023 Music Festival, and the plague coming back. Later on they answer questions from humans. If you prefer, watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/27efNmNmNBI SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https...
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 3 min
The God Pod Roasts Trump's Mugshot
The Unholy Trinity reacts to Trump’s Mugshot on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod : God, Santa, and The Holy Spirit, back from a week of vacation, talk about God’s new hot tub and multiple Speedo lumps, God’s meated-up fat schlong, the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Trump’s mug mugshot, and Oppenheimer’s forbidden nipples. Will God bait the Holy Spirit into a Scottish accent? Will Trump achieve his aspirational prison weight? Is Carlos Santana Santa’s third cousin twice removed? Will Santa win Twitc...
Sep 05, 2023•46 min
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