WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry. Dear Humans, In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here. STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’ STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work! Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC. ...
Nov 12, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Dearest Humans, This week on The God Pod: Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week. God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold’s lies. Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch. Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in t...
Oct 22, 2024•33 min
Dear Humans, On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election. Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why? Donold asked his followers if they would “ rather have the Black president or the white president?” Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don’t support him Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race Join us...
Oct 15, 2024•28 min
BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out! Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!...
Oct 08, 2024•30 min
BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above! Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!
Oct 02, 2024•27 min
Dear Humans, The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time. "No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year. Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away. Do you be...
Sep 27, 2024•32 min
Dear Donald Trump Jr., I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him. Thou shalt not compl...
Sep 24, 2024•36 min•Ep. 393
Dear Humans, Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there. After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single ...
Sep 12, 2024•39 min
Dear Humans, We’re back! On today’s episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash’s interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold. GOD’S 5 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SALE Well, tomorrow marks out 5th birthday here on Substack. It’s been going BONKERS. We are n...
Sep 06, 2024•33 min
Jesus and I recapped everything that’s happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold. Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department? Wishing Biden was still running Complaining that Kamala’s crowds must be “fake” ‘Accidentally’ flying on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet in 2024 And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things th...
Aug 14, 2024•42 min
Dear Humans, Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, “ How Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life. ” Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging out with her. In addition to doing the Lord’s work in educating the world on Project 2025, Andra is...
Aug 08, 2024•40 min
Dear Humans, Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers. Nick tells us about what he’s seeing and we compare notes. And what we’re seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which feels SofaKing good. Later on, we discuss Trump’s weird speech to Christians. But first, we review all ...
Jul 31, 2024•42 min
Watch the video! Dear Humans, I never could have imagined how emotional the past few days would make me. I have cried more tears of joy, hope, and pride than I can remember. For the first time in a long time, I am filled with hope for the future. Joe Biden's decision to step down wasn’t just a brilliant chess move; it was a symbolic passing of the torch from one generation to the next. And all the next generation wants to do is save the world. They have been champing at the bit for a while. I ha...
Jul 24, 2024•40 min
Dear Humans, Today Jesus and I sit-down with Johnny Palmadessa , a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain. Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our minds around it, and let me tell you, it's not easy processing this kind of madness. Johnny's story is ...
Jul 18, 2024•31 min
Dear Human Being reading this, It’s me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and you’re not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up. First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden out? Surprise, surprise—it's the millionaires and billionaires pulling the strings. The regular folk...
Jul 13, 2024•34 min
Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It’s me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead. First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it’s like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trump’s lies. He’s pissed, folks, and rightfully so. These idiots would melt ...
Jul 09, 2024•31 min
Dear Humans, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the latest Supreme Court decisions and the media hysteria following the debate. Here’s your holy recap: Episode Highlights: Supreme Court Decisions: 🏛️ Supreme Court grants Trump immunity for January 6. 👩🏽⚖️ Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissent calling the ruling "absurd." ⚖️ Supreme Court ends Chevron Deference, impacting regulatory power. 💧 Implications for regulatory p...
Jul 03, 2024•33 min
Dear Heavenly Followers, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! 😇 In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the jaw-dropping scandal involving Trump’s spiritual advisor Robert Morris, who resigned amid allegations he molested a 12-year-old. We also cover Trump’s purely evil suggestion for migrant fighting leagues, his ironic all-caps endorsement of the Ten Commandments, Biden’s lead in the polls, even Fox News cutting away from Trump’s insane gibberish, and George Santos...
Jun 26, 2024•30 min
Dear Heavenly Followers, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from Louisiana’s latest classroom mandate to the broader implications of such moves. Here’s your holy recap: 🎙️ Episode Highlights: Why Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Mandate Won’t Save Its Soul Louisiana has decided to mandate the display of the Ten Commandments in every classroom. We delve into the histor...
Jun 21, 2024•27 min
Hi Humans, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here’s your holy recap: 🎙️ Episode Highlights: Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump? Father's Day messages from Biden and Trump couldn't be more different. Biden’s heartfelt message of unity and family contrasts sharply with Trump’s self-centered, grievance-f...
Jun 19, 2024•31 min
🎙️ Episode Highlights: Crime Myths Debunked: Discover the real data behind Trump’s false claims about rising crime rates under Biden. Hunter Biden’s Conviction: Explore how Hunter Biden’s guilty verdict fits into the broader narrative of justice and political manipulation. Supreme Court Corruption: Unveil the shocking statements from Justice Samuel Alito about pushing the country towards 'godliness.' Father’s Day Special: God and Jesus share their thoughts on Father’s Day, with heartfelt and hu...
Jun 14, 2024•30 min
🎙️ Episode Highlights: Dolly Parton vs. The Federalist : Discover why attacking Dolly Parton is such folly. Laugh along as we dive into the backlash! Trump’s Probation Drama : Get the scoop on Trump’s first probation meeting and his bizarre rally rants on sharks, extreme heat, and saying the quiet part out loud! Divine Comedy : Join God and Jesus as they roast the absurdities of the week with humor and heart. 🔍 Why Listen? Hilarious Takes : From Dolly’s unbreakable spirit to Trump’s incoherent...
Jun 12, 2024•30 min
Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss: Trump loses his gun permit in New York Steve Bannon is going to prison Alito’s neighbor disputes Alito’s flagging account Americans have forgotten how bad Trump’s COVID response was Have a question for God and Jesus that you want answered on the show? Let us know in the comments on the website! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire news article again: https://www.thegodpodcast.com/...
Jun 08, 2024•21 min
Happy Pride Month! What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that’s happened since. We discuss: It’s Pride month, baby! Cult leader convicted Cult leader’s followers go apeshit Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire news article again: https://www.thegodpodcast.com/...
Jun 05, 2024•30 min
On this week’s episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon. We discuss: Memorial Day Christian Nationalism “Just be normal then” Project 2025 Harrison Butker Samuel Alito Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams...
May 29, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Dear Americans, As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years. I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying. This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves th...
May 14, 2024•57 min
In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/ Also discussed today: Why do Republicans hate dogs so much? An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he’s full of crap too Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he’ll go to jail, but why hasn’t he been sent there already?!? Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden God ...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 3 min
God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother ‘Tod’ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. Discussed today: Students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld blames “the extreme left” for why you “can’t make sitcoms anymore” Tod argues with Jesus about woke All this and so much more on today’s episode of The God Pod!...
May 01, 2024•57 min
God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news. Discussed today: Jesus reviews Taylor Swift’s new album, “The Tortured Poets Department” TikTok to be banned Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer And so much more Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit....
Apr 23, 2024•56 min
God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it’s still 2024, although it’s hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today: Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell? Abortion, abortion, abortion And so much more! Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit....
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 7 min
