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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/
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Episodes

God Interviews Comedian Walter Masterson

God interviews comedian Walter Masterson, who tells us about trolling the far right and getting one million followers on TikTok. We discuss Walter's experience going to so many Qanon events and what it was like for him on January 6th, 2021. God responds to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at The Oscars. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of ...

Mar 31, 20221 hr 13 min

God Commands Humans To Say Gay!

God and Jesus discuss the text messages that prove that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife are super duper corrupt. God officially responds to Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' bill. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity...

Mar 28, 202243 min

God Interviews Comedian Christian Finnegan

God interviews comedian Christian Finnegan, who tells us about working on "Best Week Ever" and "Chappelle's Show." We discuss what it takes to make it big in standup comedy these days. God, Mary Mags and Christian discuss wheels vs. doors, the world's most boring person, and a dog dumped at the shelter because his owners said he's gay. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has no...

Mar 24, 20221 hr 9 min

God Smites Leprechaun He Owed Money

God smites a leprechaun delivery driver to get out of a $400 food delivery bill. Satan gets so drunk he winds up face down in a puddle of his own spew. Psyche and God discuss the philosophy of Socrates. Later they discuss Father Time, evil dentists, and evolution. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do j...

Mar 21, 202251 min

God Loses Debate With Atheist Hemant Mehta

God interviews atheist author and podcaster Hemant Mehta. God, Jesus, and Hemant talk about his appearance on a popular game show. Later we discuss Friedrich Neitzsche, George Carlin, and World War 3. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly o...

Mar 17, 20221 hr 6 min

But Who Prays For Satan?

McDonald's, Starbucks and Satan leave Russia. We read a quote from Mark Twain that makes Satan cry. Later, we discuss Kim Kardashian's advice on work, Disney's stance on Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' bill, and God's plan to smite the east coast with GIANT SPIDERS. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just ...

Mar 14, 202254 min

Comedian Abby Govindan

God interviews comedian Abby Govindan, who tells us about the time she tricked the Internet into thinking she was the creator of "Emily In Paris." God, Jesus, Mary and Abby talk about showering habits, dark matter, and the different ways refugees are treated. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just t...

Mar 10, 20221 hr 8 min

God Very Worried About Humans Blowing Up The Planet

God and Satan get nuclear war therapy with Psyche. We try to process the absolutely horrific news of the world. Later, we each describe what our perfect day would be. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out wit...

Mar 07, 202254 min

Comedian Pallavi Gunalan

God interviews comedian Pallavi Gunalan, who tells us what led her to choose a career in comedy over science. God, Jesus, and Pallavi talk about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Republican traitors, and whether or not the humans will end the planet with nuclear weapons. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast t...

Mar 03, 20221 hr 4 min

The God Pod Reacts Live As Russia Invades Ukraine

Russia invaded Ukraine on the day God was going to hold his monthly God Pod 'End Of The World Party.' So we spend a lot of time reacting to this very traumatic event, in addition to catching up with our listeners. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a t...

Feb 28, 20221 hr 51 min

God Prepares For 'The Vibe Shift'

A vibe shift is coming! Will you be prepared? God, Jesus and Mary Magdalene break it down. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISOD...

Feb 24, 20221 hr 3 min

Comedian Hanna Dickinson

God interviews comedian Hanna Dickinson and asks if having a funny sounding name makes you want to become a comedian. God, Jesus, Mary Mags and Hanna talk Superbowl commercials and performative gestures. Later we discuss Kevin Sorbo, Elon Musk, and the 'fun police.' After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do...

Feb 17, 20221 hr 10 min

Cupid Shows Up For Valentine's Day!

God's therapist Psyche brings her famous husband Cupid to the recording. God does his best to break them up. We discuss famous philosopher's quotes about love. Join us for this very special Valentine's Day episode! SMOOCHES! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God...

Feb 14, 20221 hr 6 min

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi

God interviews comedian Gianmarco Soresi and asks about the 'true job of the comedian.' God, Jesus and Gianmarco discuss the philosophy of comedy, falling into open sewers, and dying. Later we discuss Joe Rogan, The Rock, and Republicans accidentally banning the Bible. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to...

Feb 10, 20221 hr

Nuke From Orbit

God and his therapist (the Goddess Psyche) talk about how God has been doing lately. God does some meditation but is bad at it. We discuss a philosophical quote about atheism by Sir Francis Bacon. Later we discuss The Masked Singer and Kanye West. God decides to nuke the planet from orbit because it's the only way to be sure. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been abl...

Feb 07, 20221 hr 1 min

God Gets Censored For All The Crazy Things He's Said

God and pals discuss Neil Young VS. Joe Rogan and Spotify. God answers whether or not he decides the winner of the Superbowl. We debate the world wonders 'The Statue Of Liberty' VS 'The Christ Redeemer Statue.' Later we discuss Minnie Mouse's new pantsuit, the Supreme Court, and books being banned. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evi...

Feb 03, 20221 hr 5 min

God's End Of The World Party

God and pals party with a bunch of their listeners..and we laugh our butts off as always! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODE...

Jan 31, 20221 hr 54 min

Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka

God interviews comedian Atsuko Okatsuka. God dodges some very difficult questions from humans. We debate the one-hit wonders 'Video Killed the Radio Star' VS '99 Luftballons'. Later we discuss 'less sexy' M&Ms and the consequences of attempting to seize power. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do j...

Jan 27, 20221 hr 4 min

What Would You Name A Dating App For Gods?

God asks humans what they would name a dating app for Gods. God and Satan get therapy from Psyche. God answers questions from humans about evil unicorns and the angels with many eyes. Later we debate the one-hit wonders 'You Get What You Give' VS 'The Bad Touch.' After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do ju...

Jan 24, 20221 hr 10 min

DAMN YOU, FILIBUSTER!

God issues a new commandment ending the filibuster forever. God and Jesus say what they wouldn't do for love. Later we debate the one-hit wonders 'The Boys Are Back In Town' VS 'American Pie.' Which song do you think is better? After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the ...

Jan 20, 202251 min

God Cancels The Pope

God responds to the Pope's comments about 'cancel culture.' Psyche leads God and Satan in a group therapy session. We get into a heated argument over the movie 'Don't Look Up.' Later we debate the one-hit wonders 'Baby Got Back' VS 'Whoomp, There It Is.' After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. ...

Jan 17, 20221 hr 8 min

Don't Drink Pee, Dammit!

God is shocked to find out what some humans are doing now. God, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene catch up on what they did over the break. For example, Mary caught the 'rona. We discuss who is more evil, Queen Elizabeth or Dick Cheney. Later we discuss how the whole world seems to have caught omni-global hyper-mega delta-cron. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to s...

Jan 13, 20221 hr 2 min

God Returns From Vacation To Smite The Wicked

God returns from a 3-week vacation to find the world on fire. God, Jesus, and Satan catch up on what they did over the break. For example, Satan caught the 'rona. Jesus responds to Don Jr. criticizing "turning the other cheek." Later we discuss selling farts, the Pope vs. pets, and the 1-year anniversary of the capitol attack. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been ab...

Jan 10, 20221 hr 6 min

Santa Blows Up Your Bathroom!

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for the second half of The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa tells us all about what he REALLY wants when he shows up to your house. We talk to several of our patrons and have a jolly holly holiday. Hang out with us as we close out 2021! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast ...

Dec 23, 20211 hr 9 min

Santa Shows Up And Yells At His Elves!

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa gives his thoughts on his favorite Christmas movies, SantaCon, and the alleged 'War on Christmas.' He also yells at his elves…A LOT. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-...

Dec 20, 20211 hr 15 min

God And Mary Sing The Holiday Hits

God and Mary sing all your favorite holiday songs and change the words. Moses tells us a conspiracy theory about Scooby Doo. We remember our favorite movies. Then we debate the songs 'Mickey' by Toni Basil vs. 'I Want Candy' by Bow Wow Wow. Later we discuss whether Nancy Reagan really is the 'throat goat' and an explosive powerpoint presentation. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying,...

Dec 16, 20211 hr 10 min

God Smites Fox News For Christmas

God forgot to make an outline, so God, Satan and Moses make it up as they go along. We discuss the conspiracy that the government controls the weather. Then we debate Queen's 'We Will Rock You' vs. Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger.' Later we discuss a TikToker who called Joel Osteen a POS to his face, and the Fox News Christmas tree burning down. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God...

Dec 13, 202157 min

Jesus Bans Guns At Christmas

We discuss the conspiracy that the Moon landing was faked. Then we answer questions from humans, such as the dictionary meaning of Christmas. God asks humans what they would do if THEY were HIM. We debate whether Chumbawamba's song 'Tubthumping' is better than A-ha's 'Take On Me.' Later we discuss getting a WW2 mortar stuck up your bottom, bags of cash found behind Joel Osteen's toilet, and elected Republican officials posing in front of Christmas trees with machine guns. After 6000 years of run...

Dec 09, 20211 hr 6 min

Woodsy Christians!

God, Psyche, Moses and Satan meet once again for some group therapy. We read reviews! Such as "it really good." And we debate one-hit wonders! This week it's "Walking on Sunshine" vs. "Kung Fu Fighting." We try to figure out why the Denver Airport is so frigging Satanic. Later we discuss the development of humanoid robots, woodsy Christians, and Trump getting an 'honorary' 9th degree black belt. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really b...

Dec 06, 20211 hr 7 min

Satan Drops New Variant

God, Jesus, and Moses talk about a lot of stuff. We read our reviews and answer questions, such as "Why are nails a mean gift for Jesus?" We also discuss the conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder can see. God asks humans to summarize the Bible in just 4 words. Later we discuss selling farts in a jar for one thousand dollars a pop, Kid Rock, and how awesome Canada is. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and des...

Dec 02, 20211 hr 11 min
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