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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/
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Episodes

The God Pod Thanksgiving Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche, Mary Magdalene and JFK hang out with 50 God Pod listeners for Thanksgiving! Many people were quite sloshed, fights broke out, love and thanks were shared...so all in all, a typical Thanksgiving! Thanks for coming out, everyone! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. ...

Nov 29, 20211 hr 58 min

New To The God Pod?

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPo...

Nov 27, 202130 sec

Whatever Happened To THOU SHALT NOT KILL?!?

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene hang out. We answer questions, such as "What was Jesus like when he was a teenager?" We also discuss the conspiracy theory that all rich people are actually reptilian alien invaders. God asks humans "Who is the hottest Bible character?" Later we discuss Big Bird getting banned, mega jerk mega churches, and a very unpopular verdict. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and d...

Nov 25, 20211 hr 3 min

God's Best Interviews Of 2021

God and Jesus reflect on some of their favorite interview moments of the year of our LORD 2021. Included in this episode are comedian Fizaa Dosani, Founder of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers, comedian Marlena Rodriguez, Oscar-Winning Director Travon Free, "Faith Based" Screenwriter & Actor Luke Barnett, comedian Kelly Bachman, and comedian Matt Friend. God would like to thank EVERYONE who has come on The God Pod as a guest! You are all awesome and getting into Heaven. After 6000 years of running t...

Nov 22, 20211 hr 5 min

The Worst Thing Humans Ever Invented

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have so much fun in this one. We answer questions, such as "Did Jesus drink too much wine when he was young?" We also explain why there are Bibles in hotel rooms and what to do about it. God asks humans "What's the worst thing humans have ever invented?" and isn't pleased with the most popular answer. Later we discuss crying Elon, saying the quiet part out loud, and death farts. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his ...

Nov 18, 20211 hr 16 min

SATANIC PANIC!

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche read reviews and then have a group therapy session. God gets some stuff off his chest. 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses' is back and this time it's about Billy Joel's song 'Uptown Girl.' Later we discuss books being banned, Qanon, and the spread of Satanic panic! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he ...

Nov 16, 20211 hr 3 min

This Is BLASPHEMY!

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as 'this is blasphemy' and 'repent before it's too late.' We answer important questions from our listeners, such as 'Who Would You Do?" New segment 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses' makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and 'Daylight Savings Time.' After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has...

Nov 11, 20211 hr 4 min

God Asks JFK About Qanon And The Answer MAY SHOCK YOU!

How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. S...

Nov 08, 20211 hr

God's Loophole

What is God's Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should 'lighten up,' the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus' new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despit...

Nov 04, 20211 hr 1 min

The God Pod Halloween Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We'll have another party in late November, so if you couldn't make this party, we'll see you there! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to d...

Nov 01, 20211 hr 54 min

The Healing Power Of Blasphemy

God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie 'Cats.' We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt...

Oct 28, 20211 hr 7 min

God Is A Potty Mouthed Pothead LGBTQ+ Supporter

God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks "What's the one thing you can't live without?" The Goddamn News includes a Christian's sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump's failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God ...

Oct 25, 20211 hr

Dumbgeons and Dragqueens

God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called 'JesusWeen.' Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of...

Oct 21, 202149 min

Funnier Than I Thought

The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, "I Am Weed," and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he...

Oct 18, 20211 hr 7 min

The Rudest Animal God Ever Made

Psyche and Mary Magdalene hang out with Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. God asks which animal is the rudest? And how did no one suggest humans? The Goddamn News includes Iron Maiden, Operation Dunder Mifflin, and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not be...

Oct 14, 20211 hr 3 min

A Great Thundering A-Hole

Satan returns and brings the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith with him from Hell. Joseph Smith hangs out as we discuss the Pope, the Zodiac Killer, and Tony the Tiger. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a ...

Oct 11, 20211 hr 2 min

God Destroys Sandwich

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss fasting and prayer, the Supreme Court, Planned Parenthood, and Pat Robertson's retirement. We answer questions from our Angels. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do ju...

Oct 07, 202154 min

Pure Awesomeness

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss comedy therapy, which famous puppets would be anti-vax, conservative Christian hypocrites, reincarnation animals, the differences between schlemiels, schmucks and putzes, and the goddamn news. Finally, God reiterates a previous commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to sm...

Oct 04, 202155 min

God Disavows The Bible

God asked humans to explain the Bible badly to people who have never read it. We discuss the Mormon practice of getting soaked to the bone, if you know what I mean. Who should do God's performance review? We discuss. God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying...

Sep 30, 202150 min

The Second God Pod Live Party!

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN! Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, Satan, and The Goddess Psyche party on a Friday night with 40 of our biggest fans! So much happened! Enjoy this 2-hour LIVE episode! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for G...

Sep 27, 20212 hr 7 min

SMITE-VAXX!!!

SMITE-VAXX! God releases a way to protect yourself from being smited by God. The gang debates The Sound Of Music VS. Grease, religious exemptions, and what churches should be converted into. Later on, God, Jesus, and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do jus...

Sep 23, 202157 min

Attack Of The Swollen Balls!

BALL WARS: ATTACK OF THE SWOLLEN BALLS! ...A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close by, some might say the one you're currently in, Turmoil has engulfed the US Republic. The value of a 95% effective vaccine is in dispute due to a phantom pair of swollen balls. Hoping to exploit the matter with a flurry of deadly tweets, the greedy Federation of Fading Celebrities have committed to cast doubt on the work of a global community of scientists. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates t...

Sep 20, 202154 min

God Explains What He Was Doing On 9/11

WTF?! Why did God let 9/11 happen? Where was he? What was he doing? God finally explains after all these years. Is it healthy to 'never forget' something so traumatic and horrific? We talk about all this and more. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces o...

Sep 16, 20211 hr 9 min

THOU SHALT GET THERAPY, DAMMIT!

THE GODDESS PSYCHE HOSTS THIS EPISODE! Psyche is frigging DONE with the stigma around getting therapy. She conducts an intensive group therapy session. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and hear...

Sep 13, 202156 min

Death Lives Her Best Life

THE ANGEL OF DEATH RETURNS! The Grim Reaper has been gone all summer and God asks why. It turns out that Death went to Mount Everest in Nepal and got her GROOVE back. Listen as Death becomes her best self. Later on, God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Death and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evi...

Sep 09, 20211 hr 5 min

God Joins The Satanic Temple

GOD FINDS RELIGION! God explores joining The Satanic Temple just to mess with Texas. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out wi...

Sep 06, 20211 hr 1 min

Mary L. Trump And 'The Reckoning'

Author Mary L. Trump returns to the God Pod for an unprecedented 3rd time! This time we talk to Mary about her new book 'The Reckoning.' Mary Magdalene hosts the episode and leads this fascinating interview with one of America's leading authors. Later on, listen in as Mary Magdalene, Moses, God, Jesus and Mary L. Trump talk about all the latest in the goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and desp...

Sep 02, 20211 hr 1 min

Satan Takes Over The God Pod!

ALL HAIL THE SATAN POD! Satan takes over as host and proves that he's better than God, once and for all. Listen in as Satan, Moses, Psyche, and God read reviews from listeners, answer questions, and talk about the latest goddamn news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and hear...

Aug 30, 20211 hr 7 min

Kevin Kovid Returns!

KEVIN "DELTA VARIANT" KOVID RETURNS! Don't call it a comeback, he's been here for years. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news with Covid-19 itself. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly o...

Aug 26, 202154 min

The First Ever God Pod Party!

HOLY CRAP DID WE HAVE A BLAST! Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, Mary Magdalene, Satan, and The Goddess Psyche party on a Friday night with 40 of our biggest fans! So much happened! Wine was made from water, toasts were made, and Jesus came out of the closet (for reals this time). Enjoy this 2-hour episode! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces...

Aug 23, 20212 hr 2 min
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