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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/

Episodes

Nuke From Orbit

God and his therapist (the Goddess Psyche) talk about how God has been doing lately. God does some meditation but is bad at it. We discuss a philosophical quote about atheism by Sir Francis Bacon. Later we discuss The Masked Singer and Kanye West. God decides to nuke the planet from orbit because it’s the only way to be sure. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been abl...

Feb 07, 20221 hr 1 min

God Gets Censored For All The Crazy Things He’s Said

God and pals discuss Neil Young VS. Joe Rogan and Spotify. God answers whether or not he decides the winner of the Superbowl. We debate the world wonders ‘The Statue Of Liberty’ VS ‘The Christ Redeemer Statue.’ Later we discuss Minnie Mouse’s new pantsuit, the Supreme Court, and books being banned. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evi...

Feb 03, 20221 hr 5 min

God's End Of The World Party

God and pals party with a bunch of their listeners..and we laugh our butts off as always! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODE...

Jan 31, 20221 hr 54 min

Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka

God interviews comedian Atsuko Okatsuka. God dodges some very difficult questions from humans. We debate the one-hit wonders 'Video Killed the Radio Star' VS '99 Luftballons'. Later we discuss 'less sexy' M&Ms and the consequences of attempting to seize power. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just ...

Jan 27, 20221 hr 4 min

What Would You Name A Dating App For Gods?

God asks humans what they would name a dating app for Gods. God and Satan get therapy from Psyche. God answers questions from humans about evil unicorns and the angels with many eyes. Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘You Get What You Give’ VS ‘The Bad Touch.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do ju...

Jan 24, 20221 hr 10 min

DAMN YOU, FILIBUSTER!

God issues a new commandment ending the filibuster forever. God and Jesus say what they wouldn’t do for love. Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ VS ‘American Pie.’ Which song do you think is better? After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the ...

Jan 20, 202251 min

God Cancels The Pope

God responds to the Pope’s comments about ‘cancel culture.’ Psyche leads God and Satan in a group therapy session. We get into a heated argument over the movie ‘Don’t Look Up.’ Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘Baby Got Back’ VS ‘Whoomp, There It Is.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. ...

Jan 17, 20221 hr 8 min

Don't Drink Pee, Dammit!

God is shocked to find out what some humans are doing now. God, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene catch up on what they did over the break. For example, Mary caught the ‘rona. We discuss who is more evil, Queen Elizabeth or Dick Cheney. Later we discuss how the whole world seems to have caught omni-global hyper-mega delta-cron. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to s...

Jan 13, 20221 hr 2 min

God Returns From Vacation To Smite The Wicked

God returns from a 3-week vacation to find the world on fire. God, Jesus, and Satan catch up on what they did over the break. For example, Satan caught the ‘rona. Jesus responds to Don Jr. criticizing “turning the other cheek.” Later we discuss selling farts, the Pope vs. pets, and the 1-year anniversary of the capitol attack. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been ab...

Jan 10, 20221 hr 6 min

Santa Blows Up Your Bathroom!

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for the second half of The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa tells us all about what he REALLY wants when he shows up to your house. We talk to several of our patrons and have a jolly holly holiday. Hang out with us as we close out 2021! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast ...

Dec 23, 20211 hr 9 min

Santa Shows Up And Yells At His Elves!

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa gives his thoughts on his favorite Christmas movies, SantaCon, and the alleged ‘War on Christmas.’ He also yells at his elves…A LOT. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-...

Dec 20, 20211 hr 15 min

God And Mary Sing The Holiday Hits

God and Mary sing all your favorite holiday songs and change the words. Moses tells us a conspiracy theory about Scooby Doo. We remember our favorite movies. Then we debate the songs ‘Mickey’ by Toni Basil vs. ‘I Want Candy’ by Bow Wow Wow. Later we discuss whether Nancy Reagan really is the ‘throat goat’ and an explosive powerpoint presentation. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying,...

Dec 16, 20211 hr 10 min

God Smites Fox News For Christmas

God forgot to make an outline, so God, Satan and Moses make it up as they go along. We discuss the conspiracy that the government controls the weather. Then we debate Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ vs. Survivor’s ‘Eye Of The Tiger.’ Later we discuss a TikToker who called Joel Osteen a POS to his face, and the Fox News Christmas tree burning down. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God...

Dec 13, 202157 min

Jesus Bans Guns At Christmas

We discuss the conspiracy that the Moon landing was faked. Then we answer questions from humans, such as the dictionary meaning of Christmas. God asks humans what they would do if THEY were HIM. We debate whether Chumbawamba's song ‘Tubthumping’ is better than A-ha’s ‘Take On Me.’ Later we discuss getting a WW2 mortar stuck up your bottom, bags of cash found behind Joel Osteen’s toilet, and elected Republican officials posing in front of Christmas trees with machine guns. After 6000 years of run...

Dec 09, 20211 hr 6 min

Woodsy Christians!

God, Psyche, Moses and Satan meet once again for some group therapy. We read reviews! Such as “it really good.” And we debate one-hit wonders! This week it’s “Walking on Sunshine” vs. “Kung Fu Fighting.” We try to figure out why the Denver Airport is so frigging Satanic. Later we discuss the development of humanoid robots, woodsy Christians, and Trump getting an ‘honorary’ 9th degree black belt. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really b...

Dec 06, 20211 hr 7 min

Satan Drops New Variant

God, Jesus, and Moses talk about a lot of stuff. We read our reviews and answer questions, such as “Why are nails a mean gift for Jesus?” We also discuss the conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder can see. God asks humans to summarize the Bible in just 4 words. Later we discuss selling farts in a jar for one thousand dollars a pop, Kid Rock, and how awesome Canada is. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and des...

Dec 02, 20211 hr 11 min

The God Pod Thanksgiving Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche, Mary Magdalene and JFK hang out with 50 God Pod listeners for Thanksgiving! Many people were quite sloshed, fights broke out, love and thanks were shared...so all in all, a typical Thanksgiving! Thanks for coming out, everyone! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. ...

Nov 29, 20211 hr 58 min

New To The God Pod?

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPo...

Nov 27, 202130 sec

Whatever Happened To THOU SHALT NOT KILL?!?

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene hang out. We answer questions, such as “What was Jesus like when he was a teenager?” We also discuss the conspiracy theory that all rich people are actually reptilian alien invaders. God asks humans “Who is the hottest Bible character?” Later we discuss Big Bird getting banned, mega jerk mega churches, and a very unpopular verdict. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and d...

Nov 25, 20211 hr 3 min

God's Best Interviews Of 2021

God and Jesus reflect on some of their favorite interview moments of the year of our LORD 2021. Included in this episode are comedian Fizaa Dosani, Founder of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers, comedian Marlena Rodriguez, Oscar-Winning Director Travon Free, "Faith Based" Screenwriter & Actor Luke Barnett, comedian Kelly Bachman, and comedian Matt Friend. God would like to thank EVERYONE who has come on The God Pod as a guest! You are all awesome and getting into Heaven. After 6000 years of running the u...

Nov 22, 20211 hr 5 min

The Worst Thing Humans Ever Invented

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have so much fun in this one. We answer questions, such as “Did Jesus drink too much wine when he was young?” We also explain why there are Bibles in hotel rooms and what to do about it. God asks humans “What’s the worst thing humans have ever invented?” and isn’t pleased with the most popular answer. Later we discuss crying Elon, saying the quiet part out loud, and death farts. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his ...

Nov 18, 20211 hr 16 min

SATANIC PANIC!

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche read reviews and then have a group therapy session. God gets some stuff off his chest. ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ is back and this time it’s about Billy Joel’s song ‘Uptown Girl.’ Later we discuss books being banned, Qanon, and the spread of Satanic panic! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he ...

Nov 16, 20211 hr 3 min

This Is BLASPHEMY!

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as ‘this is blasphemy’ and ‘repent before it’s too late.’ We answer important questions from our listeners, such as ‘Who Would You Do?” New segment ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and ‘Daylight Savings Time.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has...

Nov 11, 20211 hr 4 min

God Asks JFK About Qanon And The Answer MAY SHOCK YOU!

How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. S...

Nov 08, 20211 hr

God's Loophole

What is God’s Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should ‘lighten up,’ the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus’ new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despit...

Nov 04, 20211 hr 1 min

The God Pod Halloween Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We’ll have another party in late November, so if you couldn’t make this party, we’ll see you there! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to d...

Nov 01, 20211 hr 54 min

The Healing Power Of Blasphemy

God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie ‘Cats.’ We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt...

Oct 28, 20211 hr 7 min

God Is A Potty Mouthed Pothead LGBTQ+ Supporter

God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks “What’s the one thing you can’t live without?” The Goddamn News includes a Christian’s sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump’s failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God ...

Oct 25, 20211 hr

Dumbgeons and Dragqueens

God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called ‘JesusWeen.’ Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of...

Oct 21, 202149 min

Funnier Than I Thought

The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, “I Am Weed,” and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he...

Oct 18, 20211 hr 7 min
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