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The God Pod

The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Watch the God Pod in video form: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/

Episodes

Joseph Smith Reviews ‘Under The Banner Of Heaven’

The Mormon prophet Joseph Smith returns to the God Pod to review the new Hulu show “Under The Banner Of Heaven,” which is based on the true story of a double homicide in Utah. Later on, God, Joseph Smith and Mary Magdalene discuss transphobic comedians and look to George Carlin for advice. Finally, God and pals discuss stale communion crackers and their effect on taxes. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and...

May 26, 20221 hr 8 min

A Totally Forgettable Dick

God and pals respond to Space Karen Elon Musk offering a flight attendant a horse in exchange for sex. The goddess Psyche gives God and Moses therapy. Moses provides another installment of Conspiracy Corner. God sends a message to George W. Bush after a Freudian slip. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to ...

May 23, 202257 min

God In The Cryptoverse Of Sadness

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the baby formula shortage, the end of the cryptoverse, and the latest spate of mass shootings in the USA. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow dei...

May 19, 20221 hr 12 min

God Talks To A Constitutional Scholar About Roe V. Wade Being Overturned

God talks to lawyer and constitutional scholar Andrew Seidel about the Supreme Court deciding to overturn Roe v. Wade. Join God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene as they discuss this very serious issue with an authority on the subject. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and hea...

May 16, 20221 hr 1 min

God Gives Men The Ability To Get Pregnant

God and Satan respond to news that the Supreme Court is going to overturn Roe V Wade, ending abortion in the USA. Psyche is very passionate about Dave Chapelle getting attacked on stage. Moses provides another installment of ‘Conspiracy Corner.’ God gives men the ability to get pregnant so that they might learn empathy. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to s...

May 10, 202257 min

God Gives Men The Ability To Get Pregnant

God and Satan respond to news that the Supreme Court is going to overturn Roe V Wade, ending abortion in the USA. Psyche is very passionate about Dave Chapelle getting attacked on stage. Moses provides another installment of ‘Conspiracy Corner.’ God gives men the ability to get pregnant so that they might learn empathy.

May 09, 202257 min

God Interviews Satirist Who Started A Right-Wing Moral Panic About The Snickers Dick Vein

Twitter user @junlper tells us about trolling the entire world into thinking that Snickers was removing the ‘dick veins’ from their candy bars. We discuss satire and the effectiveness of humor (if any) in stirring social change. God issues a new commandment on the sex lives of cartoon characters and candy bars. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the ...

May 05, 20221 hr 8 min

Satan Responds To Accusations From Crazy Person That He Is ‘Controlling The Church’

Satan responds to accusations from insurrectionist congresswoman Marjorine Blah-Blah that he is ‘controlling the church.’ Moses tells us about a new conspiracy. Psyche gives everyone therapy. God cancels the Bible for being ‘too woke.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and hea...

May 02, 202257 min

God Interviews Comedian Niccole Thurman

Award-winning comedy writer / actress Niccole Thurman tells us about being the voice of Jabberjaw in “Jellystone” on HBO Max. Moses returns from wandering the desert. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out wit...

Apr 28, 20221 hr 2 min

God Reads Angry Comments From People Who Hate Disney

God and Jesus discuss Disney being punished by Florida’s government for opposing their ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law. God reads comments from outraged homophobes. God explains why he created the funny bone. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly oppor...

Apr 25, 20221 hr 6 min

God Interviews Chief of COVID Task Force Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding

God talks to American public health scientist Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding, who is currently an epidemiologist and Chief of COVID Task Force at the New England Complex Systems Institute. God, Jesus, Mary Mags, and Eric discuss the pandemic, willful ignorance, and playing guitars on airplanes. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he start...

Apr 21, 20221 hr 9 min

Satan Responds To New Theory About His DNA

Satan responds to an insane new Qanon theory about his DNA. God and Satan discuss how humans are destroying the only planet they have. God commands Marky Mark to stop making movies. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God ...

Apr 18, 20221 hr 1 min

God Talks To Maura Quint About Taxing The Rich

Tax Campaign Fairness Director Maura Quint tells us about the necessity of taxing billionaires. God, Jesus, Mary Mags, and Maura discuss Elon Musk, Dee Snider, and the true meaning of Easter. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunit...

Apr 14, 20221 hr 24 min

God And Satan Mock Republican Who Tried To Report A Joke To The Police

The God Pod celebrates the first Black woman appointed to the Supreme Court. God and Satan mock a truly evil congresswoman for trying to report a joke to the police. God commands humans to not mess with aliens. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twic...

Apr 11, 202254 min

God Interviews Comedian Bailey Moon

Bailey Moon tells us about her crush on ‘Succession’ star Jeremy Strong. God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Joseph Smith, and Bailey discuss Space Force, Republicans boycotting Disney, and proper tampon disposal. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-wee...

Apr 07, 20221 hr 13 min

God And Satan Have Fun On April Fool's Day

God and Satan celebrate The God Pod’s 3rd Birthday. God plays multiple pranks on Satan for April Fool’s Day. Later they discuss D.C. coke orgies. With special guest, Genghis Khan! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to...

Apr 04, 20221 hr 1 min

God Interviews Comedian Walter Masterson

God interviews comedian Walter Masterson, who tells us about trolling the far right and getting one million followers on TikTok. We discuss Walter’s experience going to so many Qanon events and what it was like for him on January 6th, 2021. God responds to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at The Oscars. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of ...

Mar 31, 20221 hr 13 min

God Commands Humans To Say Gay!

God and Jesus discuss the text messages that prove that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife are super duper corrupt. God officially responds to Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity...

Mar 28, 202243 min

God Interviews Comedian Christian Finnegan

God interviews comedian Christian Finnegan, who tells us about working on “Best Week Ever” and "Chappelle's Show.” We discuss what it takes to make it big in standup comedy these days. God, Mary Mags and Christian discuss wheels vs. doors, the world’s most boring person, and a dog dumped at the shelter because his owners said he’s gay. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has no...

Mar 24, 20221 hr 9 min

God Smites Leprechaun He Owed Money

God smites a leprechaun delivery driver to get out of a $400 food delivery bill. Satan gets so drunk he winds up face down in a puddle of his own spew. Psyche and God discuss the philosophy of Socrates. Later they discuss Father Time, evil dentists, and evolution. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do j...

Mar 21, 202251 min

God Loses Debate With Atheist Hemant Mehta

God interviews atheist author and podcaster Hemant Mehta. God, Jesus, and Hemant talk about his appearance on a popular game show. Later we discuss Friedrich Neitzsche, George Carlin, and World War 3. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly o...

Mar 17, 20221 hr 6 min

But Who Prays For Satan?

McDonald’s, Starbucks and Satan leave Russia. We read a quote from Mark Twain that makes Satan cry. Later, we discuss Kim Kardashian’s advice on work, Disney’s stance on Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill, and God’s plan to smite the east coast with GIANT SPIDERS. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just ...

Mar 14, 202254 min

Comedian Abby Govindan

God interviews comedian Abby Govindan, who tells us about the time she tricked the Internet into thinking she was the creator of “Emily In Paris.” God, Jesus, Mary and Abby talk about showering habits, dark matter, and the different ways refugees are treated. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just t...

Mar 10, 20221 hr 8 min

God Very Worried About Humans Blowing Up The Planet

God and Satan get nuclear war therapy with Psyche. We try to process the absolutely horrific news of the world. Later, we each describe what our perfect day would be. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out wit...

Mar 07, 202254 min

Comedian Pallavi Gunalan

God interviews comedian Pallavi Gunalan, who tells us what led her to choose a career in comedy over science. God, Jesus, and Pallavi talk about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Republican traitors, and whether or not the humans will end the planet with nuclear weapons. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast t...

Mar 03, 20221 hr 4 min

The God Pod Reacts Live As Russia Invades Ukraine

Russia invaded Ukraine on the day God was going to hold his monthly God Pod ‘End Of The World Party.’ So we spend a lot of time reacting to this very traumatic event, in addition to catching up with our listeners. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a t...

Feb 28, 20221 hr 51 min

God Prepares For 'The Vibe Shift'

A vibe shift is coming! Will you be prepared? God, Jesus and Mary Magdalene break it down. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISOD...

Feb 24, 20221 hr 3 min

Comedian Hanna Dickinson

God interviews comedian Hanna Dickinson and asks if having a funny sounding name makes you want to become a comedian. God, Jesus, Mary Mags and Hanna talk Superbowl commercials and performative gestures. Later we discuss Kevin Sorbo, Elon Musk, and the ‘fun police.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do...

Feb 17, 20221 hr 10 min

Cupid Shows Up For Valentine’s Day!

God’s therapist Psyche brings her famous husband Cupid to the recording. God does his best to break them up. We discuss famous philosopher’s quotes about love. Join us for this very special Valentine’s Day episode! SMOOCHES! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God...

Feb 14, 20221 hr 6 min

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi

God interviews comedian Gianmarco Soresi and asks about the ‘true job of the comedian.’ God, Jesus and Gianmarco discuss the philosophy of comedy, falling into open sewers, and dying. Later we discuss Joe Rogan, The Rock, and Republicans accidentally banning the Bible. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to...

Feb 10, 20221 hr
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