In 1990, British entomologist James Atherton captured two members of an aggressive, newly-discovered species of spider with lethally venomous fangs. Did he try to have sex with them? We don't know. But what we do know is what happened after this deadly species of arachnid made its way to Canaima, California and mated with a common house spider. Death. Lots of death. Maybe some sex… how can we be sure? Join us as we battle our greatest fear: Arachnophobia. We're craving your spooky stories at the...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 30 min
There's something in the mist, and we can't quite tell if it's phallic or yonic. But either way, it's doing something for us. We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 76
We're jealous of Dracula's victims since we learned that he likes to shove things up the pussy. We're also a bit concerned about Skynet nuking humanity and taking over the planet. But of course, we're here to tell some spooky stories! And boy, oh boy, have we got some doozies. We start with a ghost (or a chocolate coma) trying to get someone in trouble. Then we move onto a story about Wales' version of the Loch Ness Monster, Teggie. In our Paranormal Problem, we're dealing with a short and thin ...
Nov 21, 2023•34 min
She sees dead people. And maybe a spectral phallus or two. But what else would you expect from someone who gets so turned on by anal probes? That's why we're sating her lusty appetite by starting this week's episode with a dark mysterious story about potential alien abduction. Or government experiments, perhaps? Then we move on to a story about a mysterious murder that remains unsolved to this day. Maybe you'll have your own theories? We also discuss throats and asses, the pronunciation of the n...
Nov 16, 2023•56 min•Season 2Ep. 75
Jennifer can finally see! But, after hearing what she's seeing, we're not sure she should have these eyeballs after all. Far from being scary, it seems like she's just having a bizarre surreal fever dream. We're starting off with a case that sounds all-too-familiar. An incel obsession that turns very dark very quickly. Then we're moving on to some disturbing letters that unravel into a strange, complex, and thoroughly interesting mystery. We also create a portmanteau, discuss the disappointment ...
Nov 09, 2023•56 min•Season 2Ep. 74
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Nov 07, 2023•33 min
Hello, Clarice. So good of you to come and join us here at The Ghoul Club. Don't be such a rube, Clarice. Come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable while I rustle up a little snack. We're talking about a haunted house this week; diving into the details of one family's experiences with an elusive and mischievous ghost. Then we talk about a tragic and entirely avoidable murder-by-negligence which leaves our blood boiling. We also discuss unique screams, fake births, and Jennie's twisted tongue....
Nov 02, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 73
Happy Halloween! For our second ever Halloween Special we visited the bleak, beautiful, haunting landscape of Dartmoor. Home to myths, legends, and some truly terrifying stories. We visited the legendary grave of Kitty Jay to tell her story, but we also talk about devilish fireballs from hell, a malevolent hunter and his hounds, and another cursed grave. It might not be the terrifying episode we had hoped for, but we were certainly scared shitless. We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulcl...
Oct 31, 2023•52 min
Poor Steven and Meryl, all they wanted was to find a house they could retire in. Instead, they're being haunted by terrifying spectres! But at least Meryl is jizzing through her woollen skirt. We've got lots to talk about this week: From patricide committed by a pathological liar to the mysterious death of a woman who was convinced her house was haunted. We're also talking about Big Brian's big dick, small talk, and our growing irritation around sceptics. We're craving your spooky stories at the...
Oct 26, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 72
We're back by the campfire! And we'll be here once a fortnight from now on. We've got some great stories for you tonight: One story about a dog that seems simple enough to begin with, but has such a twist that it blew both of our minds. Our second story sees a young girl confronted by a ghost who didn't count on one thing… politeness. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, a young gay man is faced with his doppelgänger. Whether this is an evil twin, a shapeshifter, or a parallel universe issue, ...
Oct 24, 2023•38 min
It was time for a change. Think of this as The Ghoul Club's second incarnation, its "Season 2", its upgrade. Instead of focusing on a theme every week and telling informational researched stories, we're setting a simpler goal: To try and scare/spook/terrify each other and our listeners. But all the while keeping our cheeky, ribald, slutty, and downright offensive sense of humour. This is the first step into a new era. We're honoured to have you with us. We're craving your spooky stories at thegh...
Oct 19, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 71
In possibly and probably the last of our traditional "themed" episodes, we're visiting haunted asylums! Don't worry, we're not going anywhere—we're just doing some feng shui around the clubhouse to make things fresh and exciting. But for now we've got an institution to escape from and a couple of stories to tell! We begin with Whittingham Hospital and some very… questionable medical practices, before delving into the haunting history of the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. We also discuss the pro...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 70
We're not talking about the weather this week. We refuse to. However, we are talking about Autumn because we love it. SPOOKTOBER! Honestly, it's all very exciting. We're trying to be a little bit extra spooky this week in honour of this amazing time of year. Our stories this week consist of a sister's dreams of a ghostly figure, and a sighting of something inhuman at a Halloween party. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a young gay slut figure out how to navigate a relationship...
Oct 10, 2023•32 min
Jennie's got a stalker, and he's #obsessed. He keeps calling her and trying not to laugh, which she keeps mistaking for hot and steamy attempts at phone sex. All in all, it's quite horny. What's NOT horny, however, is the stories we have for you tonight. It begins with a story about a woman who's obsession with a psychiatrist keeps elevating to newer, more terrifying heights. Then we talk about a man who's new colleague at work keeps telling him "no", and he's just not getting it. We finish off ...
Oct 05, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Jennie loves a boner pressing into her spinal column; nothing brings her greater joy. Kyle, meanwhile, is just trying to keep himself safe with a knife. All this just during a simple night in a tent. So, whether you're looking for stingy piss slits or want to get your CD signed by a folk icon, we've got something for everyone! Oh… and we also do spooky stories. In our first, there's something hiding in the priest hole and we're not sure we want to know what it is. In our second, a childhood game...
Oct 03, 2023•43 min
What in the name of shit is happening on this day? Doppelgängers from parallel dimensions trying to hijack the podcast and take our place? How infuriating. But, luckily, it's very on-theme for this week's episode. We begin with a story about a man from a country that doesn't exist, and then move on to a story about a woman who wakes up in a dimension that is not her own. We also have a bonus short story about a girl who seems to be acting… like she isn't where she's supposed to be. We also discu...
Sep 28, 2023•59 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Come and escape reality with us! Maybe have an indefinite holiday? Because we're both totally worn out and don't think we can keep going like this. Even so, we've still got our usual spooky stories around the campfire for you. We start with a nasty neighbour who left a very memorable impression on our listener, and then a listener who recorded themselves on a sleep app and got more than they bargained for. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we've received a disturbing letter and a haunting polar...
Sep 26, 2023•31 min
We're being hunted. On our own property, no less! By something with yellow eyes, razor sharp fangs, and a big red raw lipstick. But we'd expect no less from our first ever episode devoted to werewolves! We begin with the story of the (maybe, possibly) Werewolf of Southend-on-Sea, before moving on to the (maybe, possibly) Werewolf of Bedburg. We also discuss the sex appeal of Joe Manganiello as Alcide Herveaux in HBO's True Blood, the thrill of being stretched on a rack, and the eloquence of peas...
Sep 21, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 67
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Sep 19, 2023•38 min
"Forsitan dæmon intus in nobis iacebat ab initio." — Perhaps the demon lay within us from the beginning. The demon is back, baby! And, try as we might, we're unable to exorcise this one. We're not sure we even want to. So, it's sticking around while we tell this week's stories. We begin with the epic career of Father Gabriele Amorth—and if you have a problem with him, you'll have to take it up with his boss… the pope. Then we move on to the haunting of the Smurl family, which has us questioning ...
Sep 14, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 66
The days are too hot, the nights are too humid... We decided to skip the campfire itself and just tell some spooky stories over breakfast instead—after complaining about the summer heat, that is. We've got a potentially evil Santa spirit on our hands in our first story this week, before moving on to a story about a brief but thrilling encounter with something in the attic. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're discussing witch chins, coke nails, and counter-hexes. Won't you join us? We're...
Sep 12, 2023•41 min
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Sep 07, 2023•54 min•Season 1Ep. 65
You can tell that Spooky Season is on the horizon, because it's actually getting dark at night time. Worshippers of the Moon Demon are thrilled; meanwhile, we're just talking about how Gru from Despicable Me performs cunnilingus with that long pointy nose of his. For this week's spooky campfire stories, we're talking about the dangers of walking home alone at night; followed by an imaginary friend who sounds a lot more sinister than he should. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're teaching li...
Sep 05, 2023•36 min
This paranormal podcast is for fun entertainment purposes only; the two doofuses who host the show are not trying to get cancelled. That being said; this week is all about voodoo! Of course, we're only talking about the version of voodoo that has evolved over centuries. We start with a crazy story about a cult, a cauldron, and lots of murder before moving onto a story about a curse that has claimed at least three lives. We also discuss how gays cannot shoot a machinegun accurately, the magical e...
Aug 31, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 64
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Aug 29, 2023•35 min
We've discussed this before on the podcast, but aren't children just inherently terrifying? Especially children with black eyes. And no, we don't mean bruised skin; we're talking about pupils, irises, and sclerae. And the children to whom these eyes belong are… not okay. In fact, they're downright terrifying. We begin with a story about a woman who receives a visit from a pair of black-eyed kids on Halloween, of all nights! Then a short story about a little boy (a normal, human boy) who is stalk...
Aug 24, 2023•49 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Who else agrees that August and Autumn kind of seem like they should be related? This isn't a ghoulish ghostly question, but just for Kyle's sanity. Anyway, please come slipping and sliding into our tent this week while we tell a pair of spooky scary stories. We start with a terrifying story about a ghostly man watching teens getting drunk in a park, then we move on to a haunted cinema and a warm breath on the back of your neck. We also discuss flashers with lightsabre penises, liminal spaces, a...
Aug 22, 2023•36 min
Do you pee yourself when you laugh really hard or get too excited? Whether you do or you don't, we've got some great content for you this week. Ruins! Or, in Jennie's words "not barely there, but also there." Regardless of your definition of the word, we've got some great haunted ruins for you. We start with Bhangarh Fort in India, talking about wizards, streetwise princesses, and hermits with a view. We then move on to Ireland's Hellfire Club, with stories of sacrifices, debauchery, and Devil w...
Aug 17, 2023•54 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Kyle's having withdrawals from accidentally running out of antidepressants. That's both how we start this week's episode, and a disclaimer in case he seems like he's not with it this week. But on to the good stuff: We're talking about ghost hunting this week! Beginning with a ghost hunt in the famous Stanley Hotel in Colorado, and then moving on to the lengthy ghost hunt for whatever was haunting Alma Fielding. We also discuss cold spots on your crotch, the vanilla sex act of whipping, and marks...
Aug 10, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? … is Kyle's newest podcast obsession. Is finding a shit on the bathroom floor at your wedding ghoulish? Because it feels ghoulish. But that's not what we're here to discuss this week. We've got some spooky campfire stories! The first begins with some nice home renovations, but ends with an eerie feeling and haunting presence. In our second story, we have a haunted computer… Or just a malfunctioning Windows 95? We also discuss having no legs, white and brown n...
Aug 08, 2023•37 min
