We're trying our hand at being naturists this week. But, as I'm sure you can imagine, the conversation soon devolves into talk of detachable clitorises and penis size. But that's not what we're here for; we're actually here to talk about haunted nature. We begin with the haunting of Manchac Swamp in Louisiana before trekking all the way to Cannock Chase forest in Staffordshire. And between the two, there are plenty of spooky, scary ghosts and ghouls to be afraid of. We also discuss dry, passionl...
Aug 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 60
What's your excuse for getting yourself out of a not-ideal social situation? You have a doctor's appointment? You have to get back to work? You just shit yourself? Don't worry, Jennie also has a hard time getting out of those conversations. We also have some spooky stories, starting with a ghost who doesn't appreciate early-90s-era Mariah Carey and then moving on to a story of a haunted attic. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, a woman who is terrified of urine is being haunted by a family o...
Aug 01, 2023•41 min
The witch is back! Well, witches, plural. Because we're revisiting one of our earliest episode's themes with even more double, double, toil and trouble. Triple, triple, toil and nipple? We start with the legend of the Bell Witch before moving on to a more traditional case of witch hunting. We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 59
When you're in the sex haze and it's good and you're in it, nothing else exists around you. Pain? Lost in the sex haze. The Mario Kart theme tune? Lost in the sex haze. Your nan's terrible singing voice? Well, that just makes things better. We're kicking things off this week with a listener story about Bloody Mary herself, and then moving on to a story about a ghost who was not-quite-caught on camera. And in today's Paranormal Problem, a supermodel has ruined her natural good looks by opening a ...
Jul 25, 2023•40 min
There are plenty of clandestine organisations, secret societies, and mysterious cults in the world. We're talking about just two of them, but two is enough. We start with a man who kept his little cult in the family in the most repulsive disgusting way. And then we move on to The Order of Nine Angles, which was such a depressing topic that Kyle couldn't even complete his research. It's a dark and moody episode, we're warning you. We also discuss Vampire Jesus, the belief that secrets are poison,...
Jul 20, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Did you know that it's been ten years since the release of acclaimed horror movie, The Conjuring? That's right... TEN YEARS!! It's mad, really. So, we're getting together for our second ever movie night to watch the film and give it the Ghoul Club treatment. Kyle's seen it dozens of times; but Jennie might as well have never seen it, because all she remembers is a chandelier. Get some popcorn, make yourself comfortable, and try not to get too scared. We're craving your spooky stories at theghoul...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 45 min
It's another hot evening and Jennie has painted her face red to highlight just how uncomfortably warm she is. But we'll always persevere for our listeners! So, we're telling you a pair of spooky stories. First, a building manager is persistently troubled by a smoke alarm that may or may not be possessed. Then someone is haunted by a one-night-only ghost appearance, sitting casually in a chair. We then assist a woman whose new apartment is haunted by a vulgar ghost who leaves ooey-gooey-slimy-cre...
Jul 18, 2023•39 min
Weddings are miraculous. Whether it's bride and groom, groom and groom, bride and bride, or bride and strangely-malevolent-ghost-groom. We're simultaneously ringing the wedding bells and the funeral bells and the tubular bells (Get it? It's a 'The Exorcist' reference). We begin with a ghostly groom who is intent on getting his bride to join him in death, and then move on to a true crime story about a death that may just have happened in order to allow a marriage to happen. We also discuss weddin...
Jul 13, 2023•55 min•Ep. 57
Lots of fisting at Dungeons & Dragons for Kyle has left him red raw and exhausted. Jennie is obsessed with a dog's anus. It's just a typical episode of Campfire Ghouls, really. We tell a story about a haunted murder house before moving on to a story about ghostly music in the Tower of London. We're also revisiting a Paranormal Problem about spectral tongues on an elderly vagina. It's as fun as it sounds. We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to v...
Jul 11, 2023•29 min
Did you know that "poltergeist" is German for "ghost who wants to get in your knickers"? We made that up... but we wish it were true! Because this week is all about poltergeists. We start with The Indianapolis Poltergeist, and then the torment of the Harper family. We also discuss vampiric old men, dinosaurs, and the Dark Side of the Vibe. Please join us! We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Jul 06, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 56
We went to Bodmin Jail with our good friend Scotty Gillespie and decided to have a sleepover at the clubhouse to debrief and decompress. In true Ghoul Club fashion, we also discuss bukkake, desired ghost encounters, and middle-aged problems. Is your mid-to-late-thirties considered middle-aged? Because that's how we feel. Join the clubhouse and consider becoming a patron ! And send your spooky stories and Paranormal Problems to [email protected] to be featured in a future episode. We'...
Jul 05, 2023•31 min
We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 04, 2023•39 min
The heat has made the woods surrounding the clubhouse smell a bit like—what's the word? Oh, that's it: decomposition. We discuss sex and relationships, of course, before telling a couple of spooky stories. We begin with an accident and emergency that turns out to have a seemingly-undead twist, and then move on to an incredible message from Grampy on a Ouija board. In our Paranormal Problem, we're dealing with a relationship problem between a human man and his swamp creature lover. Please visit t...
Jun 27, 2023•35 min
We're all at sea this week. Literally. We went for a pleasant little sailing trip on The Ghoul Club's yacht, only for the nun to shove us into the ocean. Thank god our Ghoul Clubbers were there to save us! So, we decided to make the most of it and tell some ocean-related stories. We start with the mystery of the SS Ourang Medan, and then jump ship to the Queen Mary to talk about some ghosts who haunt the waves. We also discuss thalassophobia, Below Deck, and how difficult it can be to find first...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 54
We're not lighting the campfire. Sorry, not sorry. It's summer and we're already struggling with the heat. But we think that the fact we've still dragged ourselves out into the hot forest to tell you spooky stories should make up for the lack of an actual campfire. We start off with a story about a ghost hunt in which the ghost might be the one doing the hunting, and then we talk about a cousins' house that may or may not be haunted—we'll find out! We also have a bonus short story about some pha...
Jun 20, 2023•37 min
Mix up your porn. Don't fixate. Indulge your fetishes but don't obsess over them. Oh, and we also talk about spooky stuff as well. We're telling listener stories about birthdays in honour of our 1st birthday! Including the local legend of Bridge Pete, and phantom music from a closed music box. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're taking our first official complaint… but it's not what it appears to be on the surface. Join us in the clubhouse and consider joining our Patreon for as little as £...
Jun 13, 2023•35 min
Some mysteries are destined to never be solved, and that's the reason that they're so compelling and so frustrating at the same time. Like going on a date and not quite being able to tell if you're going to get laid at the end of the night or not. We're talking unsolved mysteries this week, starting with severed feet washing up on shores over many, many years. We then move on to an apparent "suicide" that has far too many twists and turns to be as straight forward as the authorities seem to thin...
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 52
Emotional vampirism. What are its pros and cons? Is it comparable to actual vampirism? We'll discuss that today. But we're also telling a story about a dark family secret, and another story about a house that certainly seems to have something ghostly going on. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're revisiting a mummification issue to try and resolve some ongoing qualms. Don't forget to visit the clubhouse and take a look at our Patreon ! You can also send your own stories and problems to thegh...
Jun 06, 2023•30 min
Alrite me luvver? Ark at ee going off to the barn with that Daisy cow! Almost a year in to The Ghoul Club, we're revisiting our home in the Westcountry to find some ghoulish stories that we missed the first time around. We're starting in Dorset (yes, it is part of the South West!) with Athelhampton House and its many, many ghosts. Then we delve into Sally in the woods, Sally on the barn, Sally making love—a story that is deeply rooted in Westcountry folklore and has plenty of twists and turns. W...
Jun 01, 2023•55 min•Ep. 51
"The girls think it's nothing, but I was getting spooked," said Jennie moments before a ghost wrapped its slender fingers around her throat. Is that an exaggeration? You're just going to have to listen to today's episode to find out. We also tell stories about a ghost with a possible urination fetish, and a near death experience that proves to be very hard on someone. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're giving advice to someone whose witchy mother might be using necromantic magic on her unb...
May 30, 2023•35 min
Over here! Look this way! Give us a smile, darling! Come on, just a quick pose for the front page. We need those captivating shots! You're a star! Your fans want to see every move you make! That's right… we're talking about superstars of the supernatural world this week. We start by discussing model, actor, and singer-songwriter, the Chupacabra. Then we move on to talking about muse, visionary, and glamour model, Krasue. We also discuss 86-year-old special effects in movies, the weak arguments o...
May 25, 2023•59 min•Ep. 50
It's almost too warm for the campfire now, but it certainly sets the correct ambiance while we discuss some of the scariest creatures alive… dinner ladies. Then, after a lengthy introduction, we finally delve into this week's spooky stories. We have a look into Berry Pomeroy castle before exploring one person's bizarre experiences hiking alone in the Lake District. They're a pair of really good stories! And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a woman who is having premonitions of di...
May 23, 2023•36 min
Have you ever had a dream or vision of some terrible future event, only for it to actually come true? Well, we narrowly avoided a go-karting accident on a pig farm thanks to Jennie's premonition. I'm sure you can guess the theme of today's episode—and we're starting by talking about a doomed flight that more than one person had a bad feeling about. We then go on to talk about Edgar Allen Poe's accidental premonition in one of his novels, as well as learning a disturbing truth about the acclaimed...
May 18, 2023•59 min•Ep. 49
Stay away from Jennie this week, she's contagious. No one tells you the risks of contracting a bad cold from fisting. But don't worry, we're still here with the spooky stories! We start with a story about a ghostly housemate who may be more familiar with the apartment than the current occupants, and then move on to a story about a very corporeal visit from an unwanted guest. We also discuss our job at King Charles' coronation, the meaning of the word 'ribald', and revisit a lupine Paranormal Pro...
May 16, 2023•37 min
Have you ever been visited by the ghost of somebody that you used to know? Well, we're setting aside our problems with the clubhouse's high lead content this week to talk about people being haunted by someone they knew in life. We start with Al Capone's guilt over the Valentine's Day Massacre and the one victim who refused to let him get away with it, and then two stories about late wives who (for differing reasons) won't leave their husbands alone. We also discuss the meaning of the "leadifer" ...
May 11, 2023•51 min•Ep. 48
Woollen underwear is all the rage, which is why we're wearing it around the campfire tonight. Then we're telling stories about a university security guard dealing with some mischievous ghosts and a story about one man's fascination with an empty house that might not be as empty as he thought. We also talk pubic mounds, Gwyneth Paltrow, and sofas with nothing but empty space behind them. And in today's Paranormal Problem, we're helping a man with a ghost orgy infestation. Visit us in the clubhous...
May 09, 2023•33 min
You know that scene in the horror movie where the character sits at a weird machine and scrolls through newspaper articles? Well, today that's us! We're talking about the death of cowboy "Wild Boone" and his subsequent ghost coming back to haunt the residents of Tombstone, Arizona. Then we talk about murder, witch hunting, and a deadly fire. But don't worry! We also discuss piss play, sex playlists, and The Little Mermaid. Join us in the clubhouse and please visit our Patreon ! You can also send...
May 04, 2023•52 min•Ep. 47
It's such a magical time in The Ghoul Club when we get together for Campfire Ghouls. So magical that it feels like we're being showered with gold. A golden shower, if you will. And in today's episode we've got a story about a cryptid/murderer pretending to be someone's dad, and a story about a sweet message from beyond the grave. In our Paranormal Problem, Victoria Frankenstone is back… and things are worse than ever. Please join us in the clubhouse and visit our Patreon , and send your stories ...
May 02, 2023•31 min
Who knew there were so many mysterious unsolved deaths out there? That's why we're revisiting this topic, to delve deeper into some bizarre mysteries. We start with a woman who may or may not have been toxic af, then a heart attack that might not be as straightforward as it appears at first glance. We top things off with an epic look into the deaths/disappearances of the Sodder children. We also discuss pristine vaginas, amateur internet sleuthing, and accidentally slicing your clit off with you...
Apr 27, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 46
Welcome back to the campfire, ghouls! Are your nipples erect? Because ours are, and it might not just be because of this cold snap. We're discussing a story about someone's first time left at home by themselves, and then a story about a ghost who doesn't want a hot young woman in their home. And, in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're revisiting an issue of vampirism. Also, we can't touch our toes. Please send your campfire stories and Paranormal Problems to [email protected] and f...
Apr 25, 2023•28 min
