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Hey kids , do you like violence ?

Not like that .

You want a shove nine inch nails into each one of our eyelids .

Yay , yay .

The answer's yes , yes , hey fuck you mate . He's only here for Jared , okay .

I'm not gonna listen to the HOSOs anymore .

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Cool . Thank you , chad .

Get in here , we gotta start the show . We gotta start the show . What ?

I'm gonna do the intro .

You actually go do it . You know , you know .

Oh , hello everybody and welcome to the Funky Panther Show . I am wait . No , that's not right .

No , we have a great show for you .

We have a great episode for you . Episode insert . Episode number here 157 . 157 . Yes , thank you , kids , I am Chad , so sit back . So sit back , relax and enjoy .

Let's get into this , let's get into this .

I am Chad .

I am Javier and I'm Tim and we are the Funky Panther .

You didn't you didn't butcher it at all , nailed it .

I'm a group Chad . I'm Ron Burgundy .

I'm Ron Burgundy . You didn't butcher it at all .

That's fine .

You should have a teleprompter up there .

That'd be really fun .

That'd be . I think anal is best . When I'm drunk , I typically don't feel it as much .

Thank you , chad . That's a good selling point .

Yeah , let's see . Yeah , so hi Hi boys . That was the first 30 of you .

Well , that was it , guys . Thanks for being here .

No , if you haven't listened before . And Well , people that know , we just finished up the first 30 , which is an exclusive on YouTube , so go ahead and check it out Sexy . Sexy . I want to ask you .

You said this thing earlier about Mark Cuban .

Yes .

Yes , breaking news . He sold something , didn't he he ?

sold the MAVs .

Like completely . He sold the majority shares .

Yeah , so he's no longer a majority stakeholder anymore .

So , according to and he quit Shark Tank , he did quit Shark Tank . Oh , didn't really yeah .

So this is going to be his last season . What's wrong with ?

him . You know what ? That's what I thought at first Mark After the news of Shark Tank , him leaving Shark Tank , and then like Maybe he's fucking done running shit Like he just .

Maybe he's like man it's retirement time , yeah .

But I mean , I mean it's weird but good I think .

Yeah .

So essentially , the way they have it brought out is the team is going to be sold the majority stake , but Mark Cuban's going to stay as , like , head of basketball operations , all basketball , yeah , all basketball operations . Yeah , so I mean they're still going to what happened .

Oh it's . Oh , oh no , oh , no , yeah , it does that sometimes .

But oh , you shut up .

The MAVs are not going to Vegas .

Fuck no , I mean look . It's not a . Dallas is a basketball team With whatever's been happening with Vegas teams .

Dude , if the MAVs were the Vegas , I would fucking cry .

So I mean a basketball team .

Does Vegas have a basketball team yet ? Not yet . No , who knows . They got the Las Vegas Aces . Yeah , they .

Which they just won the WNBA championship .

Oh , that's women's though .

But no , it's still very competitive .

It's still basketball . I mean , it's not like an NBA team like it's the WNBA team .

No , it's the WNBA .

Well , it's the no one watches WNBA . I'm sorry .

It's pretty entertaining .

Is it ?

Yes , me and Lance have watched . Did you see that ? One video , though , that someone put up , where it was just them like shooting nothing but bricks the entire time ?

That was terrible . It's like me playing . I've seen you play . Yeah , I'm not that . Oh yeah , we were forward teammates .

But essentially the news is still coming out . He sold the majority stake for $3.5 billion .

And the guys at Casino , the casino owner yeah , the Sands the Sheldon Adelson , like they're .

Is he American or is he like ? Is it American ?

I think he's Jewish .

He saved up . Oh , we probably should stop yeah .

I know .

I should stop right there , mark .

Cuban bought the team in 2000 for $285 million .

Yeah , so I mean the return , yeah , return on investments were great He'd like four . Yeah , 12 times his money $3.5 billion . No over like 14 times his money , but I mean .

He's a businessman man . He's a businessman man .

That's a big nut , though it is .

And that's just off that but he's also got his other venture where he's doing the cheap fucking drugs and all that stuff , yeah , which is great for other people .

So this is how I feel about it . I don't think I'm going to record a ball bag this week because we've got the funeral to go through , but essentially , after the Mavericks won the championship , like before that , he was putting so much money into the team , trying to make him good enough to win something .

Yeah , yeah , I get that , and the team just got separated .

After that , the team it's not like whenever they separated whenever Nash went , Whenever Nash went .

Yeah , I mean , that was the .

The biggest mistake I think Mark Cuban ever did was letting Steve Nash go .

Oh no , he said that he's come out and said that that was one of his biggest mistakes was separating Nash and Dirk .

And I think that was like a $5 million difference between what the Suns wanted to give him versus what he was asking for he should have kept him . He should have fucking kept him . I think you know we were at the point where , the following the couple seasons he was with the Phoenix Suns , he won MVPs .

He won like two MVPs and he really Steve Nash was a powerhouse , absolutely , and that was a big yeah , but he may have tried harder , just because he was on a different team .

Yeah , just wanted to show him like .

Yeah this is what 5 million dollars he got . No , I don't know , man .

Well , jalen Brunson's doing the same thing in New York with the Knicks and I mean , is it good for the Mavericks ? I think so . I think we're going to get enough money to have to pay luxury tax and like , buy better players , because that's essentially what the Golden State Warriors are doing .

Yeah , that's what a lot of teams are .

Yeah , and so I think it's about time we jump on that boat . I don't want to waste Lucas' career because I already know . You know how I feel Bot not built , bot not built . But I mean at this point now , the way everything is Everybody's buying man . Everyone's buying . I mean , the Rangers spent a lot of money to get the players they have .

And look what happened .

And we won the World Series . But I mean , still , though , everyone's doing it . Why should we have to like sit back and watch ? A lot of DFW teams right now are going on a great run . The Cowboys are doing great , the Mavericks are doing amazing . We won a World Series . The Stars are fucking balls out .

Let me just say this what would happen if every DFW team either made it to , you know playoffs , got into the Super Bowl , or you know whatever . What if every team made a run for and made it ?

In the same year . Yeah , has that ever happened ? I ?

mean .

I don't think so .

I don't think that's ever happened .

We're over one year removed from the Dallas . Mavericks being in the Western Conference final .

It would be insane . I think it's fucking cool . It would be it would win like some kind of cool word of it .

I think , I think , I think we would , I think grand slam of yeah . And I think every citizen of DFW would get some money , I think that's how that works .

I think we all get tax breaks .

We'll get tax breaks . We all get rings and a free Chua .

We all get dodge fibers and we're going to get laid . It's going to be amazing yeah .

Um , go sports . Okay , all right , just but real quick on the same , like kind of talking about old basketball and stuff like that , like we were . Um , have you watched a Shack's documentary , his docuseries , on HBO ? No it's just called Shack Go , go watch it .

It's good , I watched most of it .

I can't remember if I finished it , but what's what's interesting about that is is he talks about it kind of like the whole Steve Nash thing , Um , you know whatever , or he was with Orlando , and then he fucking leaves Orlando . Right , he , he kept it hush , hush , he didn't say anything , but he was mad .

I mean it all worked out though .

It , did it did ?

He got two rings with LA .

Oh yeah .

Uh , went to , I think , four NBA finals .

Yeah and um he won her shit on the teams .

He did .

He played for the Celtics , the calves calves , uh , or Orlando , magic um the heat .

Son , was he in the sun ?

I want to say I feel like he was in the suns .

It's so . It's weird thinking , because I just think , I think a shack and I think everybody thinks Orlando , or right yeah .

Magic is like the oh , I said calves , I'm at the heat .

No , they're not no , he did play with the calf . He did , he did play with the calves also . It's wild .

Shaquille O'Neal .

Let's look at his uh but he did play for the suns , but going , going back towards magic Lakers , heat suns , cavaliers and then Celtics . Yeah , yeah , so crazy , crazy career . It's fine , but going back onto current right If , if we , if every team makes , even if we don't make it , you know all the way right , we make a play for the Stanley cup .

We make , you know we make a super bowl . That happened three years ago . We weren't in the Stanley cup finals three years ago .

I know .

I mean , I mean it's it could happen . Hell I'm .

I'm , I'm , I'm just think , pants to the cross . They , they win what . It would just just imagine a world where all these teams win . Um was the , uh , the Brahmas .

Oh , my God .

The Brahmas , you know they win , whatever their thing is North .

Richland Hill Brahmas or North Richland Hills , the side the the Dallas sidekicks . They won indoor soccer league you know Fort Worth .

We still got to XFL team . We won the championship last year .

Right .

The XFL championship we won last year .

Are they doing that again this year ? I think so , I think it starts right at the end of football season , right , yeah , but the USFL .

I think they said that we're going to bring the XFL and USFL together , but Elephant Auto . Oh he's .

Shaq , no , shaq he also played with Papa John's uh Elephant Auto .

He's with the general . Yeah .

General insurance . He's played with a lot of teams .

They will just oh my God , but it's a great time to be a sports fan and DFW .

It's a . It is a excellent bragging rights .

Excellent , we do . Oh , they would just raise the taxes . I think so .

Which is really yeah , they're like .

Hey , you guys keep winning . We're just going to text us a shit out of you .

Yeah , isn't that what they did with Arlington to get the stadium and all that ? They just tax the shit out of the citizens .

I think they're going to do the same thing with the World Cup , because they're doing like another billion dollars to . Jerry world for the we're going to get the World Cup final yeah . It's going to happen .

It is , and so like in three years we're not going to be able to afford it to go go to it . The Kolkakov Nations League finals going to be here , I think , unless it's like , unless it ends up being like the the Vegas F1 race , where it becomes a big bust and tickets go half price and what is what's going to the Speedway Cause ?

didn't the Speedway sell ?

I don't know . Thanks for the Speedway sold yeah .

That's what I was hearing and they're going to do . They were going to do something at Jerry world and then they moved it to the Speedway .

They're going to tear down the Speedway , and no , I can't .

it was like soccer or something I thought real quick , yeah , side

Ask Jesse if she heard like a bunch of gunshots just now . Okay Cause , anthony , just text me . He's like do you hear all those gunshots ?

Jesse shooting someone .

Uh , did y'all hear about the damn flights for public transit in Arlington ?

What no ?

The flying .

Oh , the fight , oh the wait wait , wait .

Oh , you mean like the uh the flying Ubers .

I think they said DFW is going to be one of the first to have like are they going to be autonomous ?

I hope not . I hope they are .

Why .

Well , I mean , I've seen Tesla's track record for just running over random kids .

Dude people , right , you gotta think how many kids are in this earth .

Well , how many kids are in the air ?

None , right , so I think it's going to be pretty safe . Can't hit them if they ain't there , so no , I dude , I would do it Now .

I would do that , That'd be fucking cool , I haven't rode in one of those autonomous cars , yet Cause like who you can hit . But you're not . You're , you wouldn't be driving .

But if I drove one , like if I was a uh , a scooper , a scooper , a sky , sky over , yeah , that .

I don't know , man , Um I , I would definitely try it out . I would want to try it out .

I mean I will wait , like maybe two years . I want a good track record and then I'll try it , but still , I mean the congestion of look listen , dfw is going to be a major hub for the world cup and it's going to be terrible .

I've already thought .

I've already thought through .

How cool would that be , just have all these people flying in . Welcome to Dallas , fort Worth , motherfuckers .

But it's still like it's everybody from around the world the the amount of hookers that's going to be here in the DFW .

That's going to be wild man it's like we're going to be how many SCDs are going to go ?

up the roof .

Yeah , I mean we're already got a syphilis volcano happening here Syphilis volcano , what ? Have you not seen those signs over off of ?

121 ? No , I don't know .

They changed , but it'll be like a syphilis there was a syphilis tsunami and then there was a volcano , syphilis , tsunami , tsunami , it just flung syphilis on it .

There's this , there's this huge out , there's a huge outbreak , and so they're trying to bring attention to it or whatever , but like it's the wildest thing .

So public transit is going to have to be fixed here in the next two years .

It won't be no way . It's public transit . They're going to throw up some shitty railroad or something .

What kind of place do you think this is ? We're not . We're not New York .

Yeah , you drive a big truck here and you sit in traffic like a man .

I love it up and one over you , simple bitch . Yeah , it's a grand system , motherfucker .

I think I did .

Yeah , yeah .

I'm your matter .

Um Texas live on the group chat . Yeah , Texas live will be the hub that there's going to be so much congestion because you got Texas live .

You got a Chuck Tostanium Let me ask are you going to want to go to Texas live , though ? Fuck yeah , Cause you know we're not going to be able to . We're not going to be able to get tickets to go this is how I see it , I'm .

the work is going to be shut down for a month .

Well , yeah , that makes sense .

While I'm the world cups here , I'm going to do all I can to go to games .

That's me . Oh , I think it's me .

I will do anything to go to matches . What's wrong with you ? I don't know , man .

Um , okay , I think , uh , well , I think can I just say it .

Yeah .

Um , you're giving me permission to say it Are you going to be racist ?

I don't think it's going to be .

I think that I know , I do think that the Hispanic community has more skin of the game . Skin of the game , yeah , I want Mexico to win . I mean that's football . Football is still . I mean it's still catching on any nights . I mean it's not catching on the United States it already has caught on , but it's not nearly as big as if . Um , we don't , we don't .

Well , if you look at it , cause , like other countries , that soccer is huge and that's like the only fucking sport they have .

Yeah , yeah , we got all these other sports . We've got like some of the . I mean they got the European basketball leagues and yeah , but they're not huge Like they are here .

It's like everything . Every sport is like in your face massive , you know , mass produced over here and over there they have what like rugby and shit .

So yeah , yeah , I just uh , I , I , yeah . I could see that we're like it's way . It's way more impactful for like no especially if you get if , especially if you get like if , if Mexico , if Mexico's got got , you know they're going World Cup the yeah , there is it .

There . It's automatic bids .

I'm just saying like but if they , if they , if they , if they get down . I'm saying , if they the matches are here and they get down to , like the , you know the , the final right . Yeah , yeah , it's all going to shut down .

Of course .

Everything's going to shut down .

Yeah .

That's like when the super rules here that one week in snowed like it iced up .

Well , it did shut down because of the natural disasters .

Dude , that was a great week . So many famous people .

I went my life , God . That was when I was dating that crazy bitch . Oh really . Oh , and that's when she got arrested that night and then she got arrested for public intoxication . That was .

I think I drove . I think that I can't remember if it was that one or another snow day , but we I drove . Like the roads are closed , but we went down to a flying saucer back whenever it was good . Yeah , slid in there .

I was like man dude , I will not condone this , and I say this now because it was like over 10 years ago . I drove drunk that entire week and who am I going to hit ? I got everyone was like my truck was like sliding , so at one point I was there was a cop next to me and I hit the gas a little bit .

God , he's , he's fucked up like we are yeah .

No , that's yeah . Don't condone that . I know I Uber everywhere now . I don't condone him , but I mean the funky panther does not condone .

You're going to drive drunk .

Do it when it's icy , because no one's going to play it off and be everyone's at home , so you can if you kill yourself .

I'm so sorry . That's your problem , buddy . I'm not like that anymore Sometimes . Oh right , I'm going to get another drink .

Yeah , you can't condone that . Um so , whenever Javier comes back , uh , we're going to stop with the sports talk at this point .

Okay , cool , um , I yeah , I know .

It's not your expertise .

Now , I did want to . I wanted to bring up uh , it is going to be sports talk . I'm sorry , uh , but it's movie based sports talk . So how do you feel about this ? Von Eric uh , the , the Von Eric's uh movie ?

I'm really excited for it because I just feel like with wrestling there are so many stories that they can explore and make movies about .

Yeah , I think so too .

And also with a . What's his name ? Hemsworth ? Uh , chris Hemsworth . They're planning . He's supposed he signed on for that Hulk Hogan biopic .

Oh , did they really yeah .

Oh , uh , they already filmed it and he is it filmed . It's already done they they , they just gotta be released a year ago , like if you go back and look at like uh videos , uh pictures of him training .

I thought you were going to say pictures of Hitler . I was like what ? But he is .

So , I just feel , and for me I feel like it would be so cool if they did the biopics and they did it almost like a venture style , where they do them like separately .

Yeah .

And like it leads up to a WrestleMania movie or something towards that Actually be really cool . If we're like at the end . It's like Vince McMahon and like Nick Fury's like . Hogan he's like I'm building a team and he's like , oh , and the Nick ends .

and then that would be pretty cool . I like that . I like that . I like that idea . I like the NWM .

Yeah , it's . I don't know if they go that far .

I don't know they .

It's like it's own universe Did you , did you hear how much he bought WCW for ?

No , I think it was Vince McMahon .

Yeah , I was watching the the dark side of the ring earlier and he bought . I heard it says in there that he bought WCW , I think for 2.5 million , and he bought the back catalog of all the videos and stuff for 1.7 million . So he got that all that for like under 5 million I was like that's a fucking steal .

That's pretty incredible . So Zac Efron , yes . Have you seen pictures of him lately ?

Uh , yeah , he's pretty ripped .

Yeah , he also looks really puffy .

Oh his face .

His face yeah , he looks like Buzz Lightyear in that bio , the the one movie about him , so what ?

they're saying you know what they're saying Is that more than likely he was on some sort of performance enhancing drug . I've heard that In order to get to where he's at .

His official thing is that he was walking or running through his house and he tripped and he hit his jaw on the counter , on the edge , and it actually broke his jaw and that's why .

I would say that too , but I think he's on steroids .

Yeah , I mean . I mean , it was such a short period of time he was always in good shape , but I don't I haven't seen , like , how big he is for this movie he's he's fucking huge .

Yeah , so you know the Von Erichs are were a big . I mean , it was a big thing here in Texas .

Yeah , cause that was . That was huge , because back in the day before they had like WWF and stuff , everyone had like territories and stuff and there was just different territories and each territory had their you know two or three big guys or whatever .

It's so weird , like for me personally , I love , I actually really do enjoy sports .

Yeah .

But I have a hard time remembering whenever games are on and things like that . But I have this love for these sports movies like this , like it's just any type of movie that either is more on that documentary , but like uh it's like a truthful , like a bio pic . Yes , Um , I absolutely love those .

So and , like I said , like with , especially , like straight out of Compton , a lot of those guys are still alive . So you know that that's , you know , fairly damn truthful .

In fact I saw a little . I saw it made me want to watch it again but I saw a clip show up on Tik Tok Like that happens to me all the time . I'm just like yep , going to watch this movie later .

So like I mean you kind of see that now . Like I mean the rock had his own show on NBC called young rock .

Dude , it was that . Did you watch it ? I watched like a couple of episodes . It was actually really good it's not bad .

And the guy who they got to play him like as a teenager , adult , like perfect , like yeah .

So there's like three different . There's young rock , there's the teenager rock , and then the ball to ball rock , no , and then there's like the adult rock that's in the WWF . So each episode kind of does a different telling of like a certain point of his life .

I kind of want to , kind of want to give it a watch . Maybe it's really cool .

Peacock . Actually , if you get it now , I think , if you hurry , well , okay , everyone hurry . It's only like 99 cents a month for six months or something like that . It's a Black Friday deal , so jump on this , people .

That's how you get your Hulu .

Yeah , I got that Hulu for 99 cents .

Yeah , it was great , it was like a dollar for a year .

Yeah , you get everything on Hulu .

Yeah , you can get a lot on Hulu , yeah .

Except for syphilis , herpes Syphilorpes .

Herpes .

Alright , so , uh , Javier , you , uh , you sent something earlier today .

I did . Oh , is this so ?

I want to get your reaction . Javier's seen it . Um , I want to get your reaction on this . Let me get this pulled up here , alright , so I'm going to give you some context . So this is a uh , there's a TikTok , that um , of one of those like uh faith healers , so like one of those like uh evangelical type people she's a prophet she's a prophet .

Oh .

And she's got a lot of . There's a lot of videos on the net with her , but I just want you to listen to this . Um , yeah , here , let me just uh , let me let me put this over here so y'all can see it , or so at least you can see it . Javier's seen it .

Sorry , you can't afford technology to watch this on your own .

I'm just setting you free right now .

Is there anything you wanted to renounce ? I want to renounce a generational curse . My child is autistic and he's , he's , he's not , he has no brains at all . I've tried everything and um . I've gone through deliverance before and it's just so hard to break this curse .

God is breaking this generational curse right now .

Thank you , Jesus . His power is here right now . It is time now for your deliverance and your family's deliverance . I break every generational curse .

What the fuck he feels like he's getting super powers .

I thought he was going uh , super Saiyan .

I know ? Yeah , I thought so too . I was like is this guy trolling ?

He's just like ah , off of you off of this whole family and I detach this family and you . From what you spoke I declare every spear attached .

It reminds me of a total recall Arnold torch , nigger right as he's dying .

The fact that I do every spear of witchcraft , every spear of mental illness . I declare on three .

All must leave him in Jesus name .

One , two . He looks like he doesn't want to get out of bed for school .

He's lying about being sick .

Hallelujah , praise God , thank you .

Jesus .

Speaking of which mercy church those guys can get fucked . So those yeah uh uh .

T equals mercy . Yeah , if you see those I'm not suggesting to do equals mercy .

I know , I know , I know .

I don't suggest you'll do anything to them , but you know if you want to . Anyways , I don't condone violence here .

So it's like my girlfriend tells me every now and then she's like I won't hit a woman but , I hit a bitch and then she smacks me oh that's a dominance . You need to pee on her , I already tried .

It doesn't work .

She pees right back , she sits on me . Oh , stephen Powell , how much yeah .

So I was .

Uh , I saw that he sit that um and yours was in context or something else For like Wall Street bets like Bitcoin and shit like that , like it's like I don't know man , but that clip I just saw the clip and I thought it was just ridiculous .

Yeah , so it goes actually further than that .

There's quite a few where she's here . That's part one .

That's part one , because she actually goes and talks to the kid and cures his autism .

Does he have no brains ?

Apparently he's , uh , he's got brains , man . There's another video . He lied .

E equals MC squared . He's a genius .

There's another video that I found . And uh basically she does the same thing and it's just like little um , it's this little Hispanic kid and his mom and like she does this whole thing , basically exactly that . And then the kid like freaks out for a second and he's like what happened when ?

am I ? Yeah , he's like I don't know what's going on , pastor Gidey is at you .

It's fucking weird . I actually really like watching the faith healers . I used to watch , um , I used to watch like the what was that guy's ? Benny Hill or something like that .

Shabbat new , shabbat , shabbat new . You're the hey .

That are you where he would like smack people and hit them with their coat .

Oh I saw that it was a street fighter video and , uh , he was like hitting everybody and it was like oh , coming in from the chat , I guess we're up , you know , bringing up trauma , you know , sorry , sorry , christie .

Um , yeah , she said that it seems seems like a church she grew , or sounds like a church she grew up in . Um , yeah , this faith healer man it's . Uh , whenever it gets like crazy , like that it's , it's kind of kind of strange .

I've only been to church like five times in my whole life .

Really .

Yeah Well , like actual job in two a church , but like to actually go to church . I've only gone five times , and three times was cause I was trying to see this girl that I liked in high school and who was it ?

Who was her name ? Her name was Sarah Sarah Connor , yeah .

Sarah Connor , get down , get in my belly if you want to live . I hear the Lord's teachings , so be with you . Yeah , he is Uh . But so I went one week and she wasn't there .

It's enough . Church for me , she's doing it , religion's not for me . It was the whole thing . She was doing it on purpose to get you to church more often . Yeah , god was testing you .

That's how they get it . They send those little church girls out in the schools . Have you seen them ? Have you ?

come across the guy who asks people at Brigham Young University like what's the wildest thing you've seen happen here at BYU ? Uh , I've seen some have you seen any of those videos like on TikTok .

I've seen those style videos .

So there's one where he like he's sitting there and he's asking he asked a bunch of students . You know what's a ? What's a ? What's the craziest thing that you , that you saw at BYU ? And he and like one girl's like or what's the craziest thing that's happened at BYU . She's like I shook the bed for soaking .

Oh , I was about to ask are they the university that was soaking ? Yeah , yeah .

So you , you know , soaking is no , so she squirts . No , no , no , no , no , no .

So , um , so , for , uh , the Mormon religion , it's , it's , it's a sin . It's a sin to have premarital sex .

Yeah .

But they , so the kids view it as um , if you're actually physically going in and out and moving , that's the sex part . If you just put it in and lay there , that's called soaking and it's not sex . Oh and then you get somebody else to shake the bed so it moves and it's not you moving .

Oh , what the fuck ? Yeah , so it's like a gang bang kind of yeah , but nobody else is participating .

They're just moving the bed for you .

That's so strange , that's fucking weird

I know it's , it's the .

I mean that's kind of fun though , which I'll come over and shake the bed . I don't know man .

It's just like yeah dude .

I just I just want to know like is everybody else rooting them on , or that's my king , right there , that's my king .

That's fucking . But can't they do like butt stuff and they don't count ?

No , I don't think that's Mormon things Are you sure , I don't think so . I don't know man .

Sounds like a loophole . I don't think so .

Yeah , like they act as a bunch of a bunch of stuff like that . He'll go around asking like uh , do Mormons believe in condoms ? Yeah , I think so .

Cause , that would suck Cause if they shook you and then you .

I think . I mean , I don't think that's a problem . If you got a pregnant , yeah that is a problem , but I don't think the concept is this , I mean immaculate . You know it's Jesus . Do you say immaculate condom ?

receiving booty hole . Yeah , he was giving it to him with the force of Christ .

That's . I think that's what he said .

He said something along those lines , minnin back .

Yeah , he was . Uh , no , so they were . They were at some like awards ceremony or something and and the guy was like he was trying to find Will . And he's like , hey , we need Will , we need Will . He's like I'm trying to find him . We opened up the dressing room . He wasn't in there .

I saw Will Smith over there . He was bent over like goddamn cat cat , Georgia Peach .

Yeah , that's exactly what it was , jada . Uh , is it Pinkett Smith ?

still yeah , okay or Jada .

Pinkett .

I don't know what she's going by now . I don't know if they're still together .

Yeah , she . She has said basically like ooh , we sue in .

She's like we sue in . Yeah , we sue in y'all .

So , uh , they're all denying it .

Yeah , well . Well , of course , they're going to deny it .

So essentially this is this uh , distortion , uh abort no uh abortion no , extortion , it's not really extortion , it's , it's .

It's a deformation of character , I guess .

Fuckin the ass is not abortion .

No no , I think they said that he had already tried to like get money out of them and they they said no , like , no , we're not , I'm sorry , but no like yeah , but I mean I wouldn't put it past because there's been other claims that they've done fucking shits . The person that interviewed the person that interviewed him .

Huh , what was the whole thing ? Why ? Why is Cardi B she ?

made up some shit and the judge sided with Cardi B and it was like slant , it was slander . God damn it . So it was essentially just a lot of slander she was throwing towards Cardi B and I want to know if the guys got evidence .

I mean , I guess with the right money you could probably get anybody to say like oh yeah , we're we'll .

Smith , he gave it to me real good . I got a stool sample and I got this .

He had a rag that I soaked soft up his poop and blood .

I did not come in that , but I feel uncomfortable talking about this .

No , it was such a weird . It's such a weird thing Like I , I I'm scrolling through , like I get . I got this app called a news break and whenever you get I get alert on my my app of watch . I look down and it's like , basically , like you know , somebody's accusing Will Smith of being gay and I'm like yeah what .

And then I saw that man in gay and then I started seeing all the tick talks to you . Cause so . So there's a lot of rumors also that I've seen on tick talk about Diddy being gay and like being a closet and him and jaw rule and stuff and his former bodyguard was came out and like told some stories and shit .

So I don't know , man , from what I've learned , you don't mess with it . You don't mess with it .

You don't mess with Diddy , yeah Well he's been behind a lot of this shit and you notice he's starting to give artists all their rights back now .

Why don't you mess with Diddy ? Well , because you shot . Okay .

So you're saying he green lighted the whole thing . He blew up Kid Cudi's car , allegedly .

What yeah so Cassie .

Cassie , his ex-girlfriend , was dating a kid Cudi , and so essentially what happened was he threatened to blow up his car . He's a , I'm gonna blow up his car and then this car blew up . Then he had issues with his car , so he didn't drive it , and then his car blew up a week later . What ?

Yeah , was there a bomb or just like randomly , I don't even know .

I think at that point , like I think that's why Diddy settled , allegedly like what happened with Cassie , accused him of .

I don't like . I've never been a fan of Diddy .

I I .

I have , I am , I mean my favorite song . I was West Coast .

My favorite , yeah , same my favorite song to do a lap dance to is come with me by a a a with a Jimmy Page on it .

Fuck , yes , you know why ? Because it was a seven minute song .

Oh yeah , and the stripper had to dance an entire song .

And then she really gets into it , like she's , like she's , she's , she's down , she's like so you know it's .

How's your day going Like nope , I paid you 20 dollars . Shut up , bitch .

You better get dancing , yeah , um do you need a water ?

No , I mean all right , one and a half minutes bitch , I mean do you think he's ?

uh , do you think that he's ? He's green light and everything .

Fuck , yes , man Allegedly .

Allegedly Cause we don't , we don't want to get no , fuck . No , we're a big publication , Did not ?

do any of this stuff .

I think he did . I mean I'm , I'm , I am torn about the whole uh Tupac thing and all that , because I mean you hear that , what's that one , what's that guy's name that just got arrested , kfd .

Yeah .

Kfd , Cause he talks about like basically Orlando got disrespected and all that stuff and got you know got beat up , and so then they just retaliated . You think they had to go through . You think they had to go through P Diddy to get the okay to do that .

No , no , because he already . I think uh , who wasn't , who had the bounty , did uh , no , no , uh should have the bounty right On . Uh , be biggie , and uh and buff daddy maybe I think he had a bounty on them .

So I mean like uh , oh the latest thing I heard was that Snoop Dogg wasn't informed how he got out of his murder charges . He took a plea . Yeah and shook night was saying that Snoop Dogg wasn't informed . He was a ref , and there was no way possible for him to know certain things about two box murder , as it happened when the internet wasn't the thing .

Well , the thing is man everybody's known who did it for the longest time ?

Yeah , so the news has been out there .

Motherfuckers . Oh my God , first off , fuck you bitch , and that no , but um Wes , no , uh . I think that the whole thing is just fucking crazy . I think like this happened almost 30 years ago and news is coming out that's solid and we're finally going to get a case closed on .

Yeah , I mean that's what's happening . But I think I still love him . But he's come out and say he started doing that whole thing with the what , his book and all that stuff , basically saying that everything's happened .

It's like whenever OJ wrote that book .

If I did this is how I would do it , like really motherfuckers .

Come on man .

No , um , the only difference is that OJ got tried and you can't double jeopardy . Well , I don't .

I don't . So here in a lot of the stuff I feel like it was more his son that did it and he helped him cover it up , because there's a lot of stuff .

Oh yeah yeah , oh yeah yeah , I watched .

I watched something and it was saying that his son was the one because the sun was like 18 or 19 or something like that .

And I think his , oh his , adult son .

Yeah , he had an adult son and they're saying that he did it because a lot of the stuff fit him or whatever . But OJ kind of took the blame and to save his son , but then they couldn't prove it was OJ .

I don't know , man Like , have you seen the American uh true crime , true crime uh on .

FX . Can you give me a coat please ?

Like that show on FX ? No , like , uh , it's got a Cuba getting junior as OJ Simpson and Ross from friends as a oh yeah , okay , I didn't see that .

Yeah , he was amazing , yeah .

An amazing mini series OJ huh , juice , juice .

Everybody should be . Yeah , everybody should be . Okay , it shouldn't be political at all , right .

Fuck . No , if you're doing dumb shady shit , go to fucking Jill . Yeah , it makes no sense to me what ? Fucking side . You are Like at the end of the day , where we got blood . We got blood flowing through our veins .

Yeah , I mean at this point , uh , the United States just needs somebody who's not corrupt and not brain dead .

I just know that not none of us can run for office Arnold would be perfect .

I would like to do your best .

I'm running Arnold , Arnold running for hey , you want to hang on ?

Do we need to get some campaign ?

music Get some campaign music Let me . Let me see if .

I let me see what I got here .

You start thinking about uh sorry , chad , I'm drinking all this book on us . Sorry , sir .

I thought I had , uh , I thought I had a campaign music .

Get down , I am the president . I'm going to come .

I'm all over Iraq's face .

It's going to be nice .

I do have campaign music , Let me uh fellow Americans , it's me , keanu Reeves .

Whoa , whoa .

I've put Jared on the spot .

Hello , my Americans is your favorite fantastic movie star . I don't source and I am here to bring about a change . It's been too long since we have seen the lower gas prices and the goods in the supermarkets the bodybuilding supplements . They're never have been at a whole time high .

This is George W Bush . Oh man , George , please don't drop me out the boys of the funky panther for winning Fort Worth magazine best of radio . Thank you very much . Get it again , and your grandpappy is very proud of you Okay . Love you all and continue to do our nation proud .

Yes , so the Valfa president ? Me , I was . What's the name of the president ? The president ? Am I running ?

me , that would have to be , that that had to be .

The thing is is the president . Whoa , hey , man , whoa , we're going to like totally going to take the office back .

I would vote for both of this Everyone should .

John Wic and the .

Terminator in fucking office , yeah .

Keanu from John Wick , I'm giving you a bodacious offer to join me , yeah , in saving the plan .

Join me in my most bodacious journey yet at the White House , listen to what America the secretary .

the secretary of defense is what's his face ? The guy that played his counterpart .

Bill .

That's so non heinous . Yeah , excellent , throw a fucking . I say saline .

Yes .

He's all , all electronics . It's me I'm going to .

We're going to bench press the debt office . I'm going to check your debt , it's look amazing .

So I got one more thing to play here for you and I just want you to listen and get your . Get your .

I'm dreaming my pants coming in the gym . I come in the studio . It's very nice .

I want to get your , your , your reaction .

It's like folks

Dude , that would be amazing .

So they've also got one for cats too .

So I don't know if like okay , real quick , I got my iPad here and I'm watching the comments and I got our notes here . On my phone . I'm actually watching my dog right now live on our cameras and he's waiting by the door for me .

Bubba .

I fucking love that dog Bubba bear . I like , let me . I think this is awesome .

That's why I wanted to play this , because I know that you love for animals , man .

I love for animals . Like I get sad every time Like somebody posts like last call animals and I should not look at that shit . It gets me really emotional . But so quick story about Bubba . When I first started dating Tammy , he was living there with her . He was acting up because I mean he truly needed more space to like roam around , run around .

He's a big . He's a big boy .

He's a big silly boy . Big fluffy silly boy so essentially we had to move him over to her ex-boyfriend's house because there was a lot of property he lived in San Marcos , all that shit , and like a week before , like I would go every day to see Bubba , let him out and play with him .

In San Marcos . No , no , here you drive all the way down there . You're a dedicated man .

Before he moved away . And every time we'd play , I would fucking , I'd be crying , I'd be crying , I'd be crying . And then we'd go inside and I would cry some more because I knew he was leaving and I couldn't see him the day he left , I was like I can't do it because I'm just gonna fucking sob like a baby .

Immediately yeah , 100% .

And dude , that dog's been with me since he moved back like through like some heavy dark times and he's a sweet boy , he just looks at you Like he knows you feel bad , like there are times where I'll you know Tammy will be like pulling my hair or something and Bubba will jump up on the bed and he's like whining . And even last week we went to the vet .

That's the way Murray is .

I fucking love Murray too .

Dude Murray is a great dog .

Murray is such a great fucking dog .

I'm like he's the best dog , so let me just tell you also yes , so I saw that right . And a week ago they've actually got a thing for cats . Now , too , they're saying that this shot will effectively double their lives . So the average age for a cat is 15 years .

Yeah .

They're saying that this shot because cats typically suffer from kidney and renal failure and stuff like that . Kidney issues and so the shot's supposed to fix that and they've shown it's shown like great , great evidence that it helps with current renal problems and keeping them from having renal problems .

Humans are next baby .

That's what I'm saying Like this is all trot , these are .

I've heard that they've been working on shit .

These are drug trials for Slow down aging and humans , oh yeah .

Or reverse aging too .

Well , I saw an article not that long ago that was . It was saying that if you were under the age of , I think , 60 , right now that you'll probably live to be over a hundred .

Yeah , not me , but have you seen the movie ?

Dama lived fast and died fast , right , I know .

What's the movie with Justin Timberlake where ?

Oh , the time movie or whatever , I don't remember , but I see this , which is a good movie . It's a good movie .

It looks like a good movie , buddy .

Are we ?

getting into that .

I think so , I think so Aging is going to be just a luxury for the rich .

So Christy says but what if it turns the dogs into those zombie dogs from I am Legend ? You know that's a risk that we're going to have to take , because I love dogs .

Yes , I mean , depending on how much it costs , I'll shoot my dog if he tries to kill me , so I won't . I don't think Murray would , but no , Murray .

well , Murray will try to . He won't try to kill you , He'll just crush you He'll crush some other , you to death .

He'll be like , oh God , what if he keeps growing ?

You'd be like fucking Clifford .

I know Like riding a horse .

Man , yeah , dogs are cool , cats are amazing , except for princess baby .

I don't like princess baby RB . Weatherford she's a fuck what was funny , is so I got to meet Bubba Bear for the first time right . And Bubba barked at me , which I , you know , that's expected , you know whatever . So I started trying to , you know , be friends with him .

He's very both of them Like she will follow him , Like we'll lay next to him and you know she'll .

I think that's . I mean , I don't know what the type of dog Bubba is . He is an Australian , but he looks like he's probably some sort of like farm dog .

He's a blue healer . Australian shepherd mix .

Okay , yeah , so he's . He's a protective dog .

Yeah , yeah , he's smart too .

So the cats , the cats are his herd .

Yes .

Does he try to ? Does he try to wrangle them around , Like try to get them to go places , do things ?

No but , See people He'll no .

Go out for drinks .

Yes , hey , let's go to the play bar Steal at Walmart , put it in your pocket . He'll have cops . Hey , get out of here . Shout racial slurs in the drive through . Oh my

Christie says that porchino's had some sort of some sort of cold or so . There's an . There actually is something going around .

There is like a lung lung thing for dogs .

Yeah , yeah .

It's like RSV , but for for animals ?

Yeah , right now .

Murray ain't been talking .

But he hasn't been around anybody .

No , he stays by himself but no he's a people .

Keep your keep your pets . Don't get them near people , because I don't trust anybody .

Keep your fucking dog away from me .

Yeah , I mean so that's all I've got is what I've given you . Now . Is there anything that we want to just jump into ?

We're going to talk about Christmas movies .

Oh yeah , I do have that you got a list ? I do have a list , yes , Let me thank you for reminding me . I have a list . That's why I'm here .

Yes , Kayla Wilson on the chat says I have a healer shepherd too . Yes , they're fucking amazing . They're beautiful . I love them .

I think yours is like a no , I don't Australian shepherd . Australian shepherd blue . His coloration looks like Australian .

Yeah , hey , from down under . Oh when he , when he spins in circles , he goes counterclockwise .

You ever watch blue . Blue is Australian blue .

But you can't watch blue with a Bubba hates it .

Bubba does not like other animals , other pets . He's he's a horse on the TV . He'll fucking bark at him .

Like there was one that Murray loves , a homework bound , oh really that movie yeah .

Oh fuck , doesn't there like look at it . I never tried to watch anything Like let your dog .

Watch it and see how they react .

He is not around other dogs .

I wish he all right , so I got it . I got it . Usa today has got a 20 top 20 . I can name every movie on that list .

Movies all right , okay , we'll go .

Show girls . Wait , what's the criteria ?

Christmas movie .

Oh Christmas movie .

Home Alone Die Hard . Home Alone 2 , Lost in New York .

Die Hard 2 , the Fucking Movie , all right , so Home Alone . Home Alone is number 20 .

Oh , really 20 ? Okay , what's the ranking system ? The best movies period , or the best ones , or like favorites ?

Top Christmas movies ranked the 20 best from well , I'm not gonna tell you what the name is .

The 20 best . Okay so the 20 best . So number 20 is Home Alone , so you're probably gonna have it's a wonderful life in there , cause that's a classic .

Oh fuck , yeah , I watch it every year . I think that's gotta be like three .

I'm gonna scroll through here and see if I can find it real quick .

Well , let's save the top five .

Let's run through and guess movies . All right , wonderful life is number two Ah fuck yeah , I was one off , all right , so you wanna do top five or top 10 ?

Let's do top 10 . Top 10 , okay , let's do top 10 .

All right , let's go top 10 .

Okay .

So we already got a wonderful life . That's number two .

So do you wanna go do one and I'll do one ?

Yeah yeah , yeah .

So me . Okay yeah , top 10, . Let's see , I'm gonna go with Jingle All the Way .

No , why no ? It's not even on 20 .

Ah , you're kidding me , it's a classic movie . That is one of my favorites , I play it every year Sweet .

Jesus Turbo man , I would do Simba , Simba you bastard Jamie . I fucking hate you , Simba , Jamie .

I'm Turbo man , all right , so no jingle all the way . What ?

do you get ? I wanna go with Elf .

Elf is . It is number hang on .

Number three , elf , is number three .

Elf is number three .

It is . I think Elf is gonna be a classic from the time 2003 .

Yeah , yeah 2003 .

20 years .

And I think it will still continue . I just want to go there .

I'm gonna go with . What's that one ? I was just thinking of it , christmas Story .

Ooh , it did not make . Really , it didn't make top 10 .

I don't like it , but I figured it was gonna be .

It's top 20 , but it didn't make top 10 . Okay .

Understandable .

That's actually my favorite .

That's not mine .

Well , you're stupid , all right .

Miracle on 34th Street .

Miracle on 34th Street did not make top 10 . Actually , I'm sorry it did . I made number five .

Oh fuck okay , the old one 1947 .

Yeah , yeah .

Number five .

One of my favorites is National Lampoon's vacation Christmas vacation .

That was a good one . So National Lampoon's did make the list . It's number six . Oh all right , and that is one of my . That is also one of my favorites .

Well , on the group chat , I want to run through it Um Elf . Elf Kayla said Elf Christie said I love bed .

I've never watched Elf . What .

Really .

Christie , bad Santa and bad Santa too are , my like , probably my two favorite Christmas movies , and that's how I remember a bad Santa too .

So it's so good I've never seen , because he's older .

The kids older and he's in it and it's funny .

Thurman .

Merman is in it as an older individual and it's hilarious for Christmas is fucking . Oh , it's great yeah .

The family stone is fucking depressing .

Family stone . I still love the favorite one . I love the family stone .

I just like it , because they're so fucking rude to Sarah Jessica Parker .

I don't like Sarah Jessica Parker . Fuck you horse face .

That's how I feel about her . It , that movie , um , I watched it one time . We took edibles as we dated and we were like pretty high and the amount of fucking like roller coaster through that movie . Just like one scene it's like oh , it's calm , and the next thing is like oh my God , oh my God , it's just .

All right , what do you got ? What do you got Frosty the snowman ?

No , no , no , is there animated ones ?

on there , no , okay .

No claymation .

No . Claymation no shit .

Um , let's see .

What was the last one I said ? You said frosty . Oh , frosty yeah .

I doubt it , but Scrooge .

Scrooge is number one .

Hey , no , fuck , which I've never seen it . It's a really good movie .

Bill Murray yeah , I should watch it . I love Bill Murray yeah .

It's a pretty good one . I haven't seen it in a long , long time .

You got a favorite Bill Murray movie . Oh , um reminds Ghostbusters , but outside of Ghostbusters , I have a favorite .

I really like that movie . St Vincent , Me too .

Oh , it's fucking great , I love that movie that was going to be my , so Ghostbusters is my all time favorite . Bill Murray movie St Vincent is outside of Ghostbusters .

He's so funny , yeah , he is .

Groundhog .

Day is up there as well Classic .

Classic . All right , okay , so you got Scrooge . Okay , that's number one , yeah .

Okay . So which ones are we missing ? Let's see . So you've got Christmas with the cranks , nope .

You've got , so you did . What's it called A Christmas ? No , what's it called , I've lost it National Ampuns Miracle on 34th Street .

Elf .

You got Elf . So we're missing like two or three right , yeah and Scrooge , so we're missing number two .

No , we did two , it was . It was Elf .

No , that was three .

Oh , so two was I thought we got two already yeah we did it was it's a wonderful line . Yeah , it's a wonderful line . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah two sure .

So you're missing four , you're missing seven , you're missing eight . Okay , so is there any movies that Nine and 10 .

Aren't considered like traditional Christmas movies . Die Hard , yes , die .

Hard is number seven .

Ho ho , ho .

It's not a fucking Christmas movie .

It's a Bruce Willis movie .

It's , it's Ho , ho , ho . It's just , it's a movie that has Christmas taking place , but that's not the main point Bruce Willis has said it before he couldn't talk .

Yeah , he said , die Hard's not a Christmas movie , it is a motherfucking Bruce Willis movie .

Exactly , and .

I still watch it , that's my . I mean , yeah , you can watch it , that's my Christmas Eve .

Yeah same thing . Lethal Weapon has Christmas in it .

Lethal Weapon actually made the list . It's in the top 20 . Really , yeah , okay , but it's not in the top 10 .

Yeah , yeah , hmm , is the Grinch in there ?

The Grinch is not Okay .

Oh Christmas Carol .

Uh , hang on , I think .

I .

You got nerdy-ass Christmas movie . Did I just miss that ?

I think somebody just ran on watch . My favorite Christmas Carol movie was hey Christmas .

Carol , Number 10 . That's 1951's a Christmas .

Carol . Oh , that was with . Uh , what story is the Christmas ? Carol Cremus .

Cremus , cremus .

Merry .

Chrysler Merry Christmas , merry Christmas . All right , I'm going to go through their mainer .

Okay , okay , the apartment 1960 . What the fuck does that mean ?

It's a romantic . What the fuck does that ?

mean , I don't know what the apartment is what the fuck is that English stupid ?

Romantic dramedy stars Jack Lemon as a Nebish office drone known for lending out his plays for bosses to take their mistress . He puts the focus back on himself when he starts to fall hard for an elevator girl named Shirley McClain , whom the big boss , fred McMurray , secretly takes to the love den on Christmas Eve .

That sounds like a stupid .

Number eight is the Holdovers 2023 . Just came out the .

Holdovers oh , Love Heart is a good one . Have you seen that one ?

It's on Netflix , right ?

Yeah , number seven was .

Die Hard Watch it . Oh , is that the ?

one with the guy , the kid from Spider-Man .

It's the Asian kid . No , oh no with the funny guy yeah yeah , that's the one .

That's the one , or some , or no , that's different . The director for the best of theories , oh yeah .

The guy from Number eight . Number six is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation . Number five is Miracle on 34th Street .

I said that .

Number four is Love Actually .

Oh fuck , I forgot about .

We just saw that on Friday Number three is Elf , Number two is it's a Wonderful Life and number one is Scrooge . Now I'm just going to run through the top 20 real quick . The guy from Silicon Valley . So we got number 20 .

The Asian guy .

Number 20 was Home Alone , which I think is wrong . I think that should be in the top 10 .

Yeah , absolutely 100% easily Home Alone 2 . At least Home Alone 2 was like

The Ice Harvest , which I've never seen . John Cusack 2005 . Is number 19 . 18 is the happiest season , which is a 2020 film . Kristen Stewart , never seen that either .

Can I just cut in real quick ? Yes , so we just watched a show on Netflix called Dash and Lily . That was a really good Christmas show , okay , it was really Check it out Watch . Dash and Lily .

You seriously . You and Tammy need to watch Love Hard .

Yeah , it is a fucking really good movie . I did see a bit of it . I'll watch it with her . She kind of gets .

They start chatting through a dating app and then she just surprises .

and then and it's a catfish . Yeah , yeah , yeah .

But that guy actually lives in the town and stuff . It's really , it's surprisingly .

Number 17 , the Nightmare Before Christmas , christmas 1993 . Christmas Number 16 , lethal Weapon . Number 15 , joyou Noel . I don't know what that is . That's 2005 . It's in a different language . The fuck is it .

Number 14 , White .

Christmas 1954 . Number 13 , gremlins . Okay , it is a Christmas movie , okay .

Number 12 , the .

Shop Around the Corner , 1940 . Hmm , number 11 , a Christmas Story , 1983 . Have you all seen the new , the remake , but kind of like a reboot , the sequel , the sequel , yeah .

But it's got Ralphie , it's got old Ralphie . Yeah , I thought it was pretty good , it was decent . Oh , what's the one with Neil Patrick Harris about the Nintendo ?

Oh , Fuck eight . No , I'm not saying Eight-bit Christmas . Eight-bit Christmas is a very good movie .

Jimmy O'Yang is the name of the guy on the Love Heart and I also really like the movie . That's got .

Is it the Night Before With Seth Rogen and George Sengler . George Sengler , gordon Lovett yeah , yeah , and that one looks actually really good .

Yeah , falcon , yeah , I love the scene where they do .

Nobody remembers his actual name , it's just .

Falcon , oh , anthony Mackie .

No , no , it's Clarence .

Papa Doc Clarence , his real name's Clarence .

Clarence parents . They're a real good man . I forgot about that . That was whenever he was like a nobody .

Yeah , I mean , he was still a somebody . So well , I mean , but he was , he was Papa Doc .

He was Papa Doc but he wasn't anything really he was leader of the free world , motherfucker .

Fuck free world , fuck free world .

Jesse and I won Three . One three . All right , cheddar .

Hey , hey , cheddar Bob , shut up , you're the one that's , cheddar Bob .

We just watched Jesse has never watched it all the way through and we watched it all the way through and I'm like , I'm gonna be real with you . There's a reason why Eminem did not make another movie . He's not that great . He's not a good actor .

He's good at being himself . Yeah , but like no , because he was in . He's been in a couple other movies .

But I mean , like as a he was in the Wash , I think , but was he like the leading star in the ride ?

No , it was Dr Dre and Snoop .

Dogg that's what I'm saying . Like he wasn't the leading star he like robbed the car wash .

I never saw the movie , I heard that .

Eight Mile . I like it from the nostalgia of it and everything , but it's not a good movie .

You just gotta lose yourself in the music you do .

Yeah , the moment you own it .

You know you gotta never let it go .

You gotta never let it go . He's weak , you only get one shot .

Arms are heavy .

I remember whenever it came out on DVD , because I didn't go to the movies a lot back then , so I rushed to Best Buy and bought it and then I was like , oh I gotta .

I mean , if we're going to just real quick . And the name was such a huge influence . To talk about the music , movies , biopics or whatever .

Yeah .

I do think Straight Outta Compton was the best one .

It's a pretty damn good one .

It's a really good one . My favorite was Get Richard .

Dytrian .

Man . The shower scene was hilarious .

Yeah , they call me Bama . Friday After Next is a great movie .

Let's see what else . Gremlins and Black Christmas . Let's see A Gladys Says Holiday is Better Than Love Hard . Christy says I freaking hate it . Love actually . I got a bone to pick with love actually .

I like love actually .

There was a scene where the guy and he has the cards and he's like , tell them that , tell them that there's carolers . So this guy is telling his best friend's wife like hey , I love you . And then she kisses him . I'm like this fucking bitch , your fucking boy is getting married and you tell his wife , your boy's wife , that you love her .

Yeah , it happens Like what the fuck it happens in the movies Ridiculous . I do want to take one moment to bring up one subject right .

Yes .

Before we close out , because I had this queued up from a previous episode . We just never got to it . So did you all hear about the guy that he was 21 years old and he got arrested for selling mushrooms ?

No , what's his name ?

Well , I don't have his name . State of state .

I don't have his name , but I just want to show Jill Radham . I actually had this queued up so you can see the pictures of here , so I'm going to just play through . I got this American man . He got arrested for selling mushrooms and that is his . Yeah , and it's going to play through . I've got a slideshow basically set up , so yeah .

It's something unpredictable , but the end is right A cheesy slideshow .

Yeah , so this guy had that's all stuff they confiscated , right ? I'm talking like millions and millions .

Let's go down .

Well let's go down .

Don't take me in Come on in Millions of dollars .

Dude that A multi-million dollar operation . So was he like a mushroom kingpin . He was essentially yeah , not affiliate with any cartels or anything like that .

He's like the Mario fucking mushroom .

It's a guy dressing a Mario costume .

Yeah , Absolutely insane . And somebody like kind of prompted the cops to come and the guy was stupid because he said , yeah , because he was growing regular mushrooms too , you know like Lion's Mane or like a .

Like straight up , like Like Shataki , whatever .

Yeah , he had regular mushrooms and then , and then and then a whole bunch of psychedelics , right .

Hey-oh yeah .

Codename Mr Toad , I mean , if I was , you got .

Heisenberg , heisenberg , doing the meth , heisenberg-ol I would . Mr Toad is perfect . They should make a movie about this guy , yeah .

Actually a good point . Why does that look like a bag of doodles ? In the initial shot it did . All that was missing was , like the Valentina , you know , there's Corn , the , the oh , the pinwheel things .

Yeah , yeah , what are those cars ?

Duros .

All right . What are those ? They're just like fried .

They're fried corn , right ? I mean , they're not flower , they're fly ?

Yeah , but they're not . They're not . No cheater owns ? Yeah , no , they're there .

Okay , yeah , that's perfect Dude , if you ever the taco . There's a place on door dash called a Me me pita get a quat from mock or something like that .

Yeah , I could a quote them .

So it's over on Las Vegas trail and they have , oh yeah they're very a taco Dude .

Their food is good , it's an gas yeah , they have a .

You can get a teacher own quesadilla . It's fucking amazing .

First of all , like the , the chicharrones , like in salsa verde or like like in salsa Period . Like in a burrito is fucking ham .

Oh yeah , especially like the like the real kind that's got like a little bit of like the meat still left on it . Yeah .

I mean like there are times like where guys at work would go to like the rancho and get the fresh Fried ones like a thing of beans and like cheese , and we would just dip it in the beans and sprinkle a little bit of the .

Dude it's fucking delicious . I go on there yeah . Goes fucking hard Also it's a keto man's dream , because it's all , fat it's all fat , it's there's no place on Las Vegas trail , though , like I've known about that for a long time because you know , I'm in there literally .

I'd rather door-dash and right more money Over there .

Yeah .

Yeah , but except for that duckity , a place that Kevin took us to over there those are models by the , by the .

Yeah , there's on Cambuy taco cause it's still pretty good to . But hey , you know , super max next time you're on door-dash or uber eats , look up , try to find a . Don't dose harmonos . Have place that tacos are good , all right . Anyways , that's all I've got . That's all anybody else got . Anybody else got anything that you want to bring up ?

Yes , 50th episode this Saturday , probably around 7 30 catch you live . Yes , we will be live on YouTube .

What's the ? What's the name ? Tails from the fort . Tails from the fort . Yeah , on YouTube .

Yeah , on YouTube and Instagram and you're gonna live when , probably about 7 , 30 and we're gonna find you , jared on Instagram and Facebook and Spotify , google podcast and Apple podcast and what's the name of your podcast that's one for , and what day is that gonna be ?

a Saturday , saturday , december ? What ?

December . Second what's ? I'm gonna be at 7 30 . Okay , what's ?

gonna be broadcast on . Youtube Okay , and what's the name of your podcast ?

Yeah , it'll be our 50th episode , so we're gonna be . It's gonna be a fucking good one .

That's awesome , man , I'm very . It's a very great show back on .

Plus , we have a special mystery guest coming on it . It will be a very good listen . So .

It's gonna be a lot of fun . Yes , congrats , pre-preak congrats on your 50th episode is very

amazing .

We're official , we are something so you want me to get on the chat room and just talk shit the whole night ? Fuck it , all right , cool .

I'm just gonna type he gave me herpes .

All right , thanks everybody for joining us tonight For this unconventional episode , cuz Chad wasn't here , but we brought our other white friend here , which is Jared .

You can't say that though .

No , we're gonna be different , we're gonna be diverse . Right , I can say it . It's fine . We're just trying to diversify the . Who was it that was .

They were like we need to get oh hunter hunter hunter , hunter wants , he wants to bring some other people he wants us to bring some other people on cuz .

You know we're misrepresented it here . We have two white people in one to practice in a Mexican . Yeah so let's , let's expand our world here . So Thanks for joining us . I'm glad y'all had a good time .

Chatroom was popping , like always be on on a day , on a Wednesday next week .

Yeah , not next week , it's gonna be in December .

Oh , it's not December next week like two weeks . December's Friday the 13th Friday .

Alright , so anyways , december 2nd tells from the fort 730 cool live on all streaming platforms . No , I'm Tim . I'm over here and I'm Jarrod Chad and we are the .

Right on , brother . Sit back and watch me work my angle . I'm about to let my fucking a chain right on brother . Don't attend to much thing . See how long my chain go .

Right on brother sit back and watch me work my angle .

Yeah , I was a best , even before the shit occurred to me . I was in the kitchen eating chicken while committing burglary . She laughing , smiling , claiming that she never heard of me . I'm ugly as fuck . You think I'm dumb too ? Certainly . Oh , swaggy Sativa in the baggie , bring your rubber gloves , cuz it might get a little nasty .