Psychedelics Shift, and the Unexpected

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Yeah , like always , you know , the internet Because of the internet , because of the internet , because of the internet , because of the internet . It was a bit that just kinda died man .

It was so good though we had so many things that died along the way like a kind of like what are you doing ?

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I mean that was peaked . If you feel like , when did you peak ? It was that .

Yeah , it looks like a peaked in high school .

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Oh hello everyone , and welcome to the Funky Panther Coming in from Fort Worth , texas . We have got a hell of a show for you . We're going to be on episode 164 . Hooray , hey . So yeah , all three of us are back . We're here . We're here for you , so sit back , relax , try to enjoy . I'm Chad , I'm Javier , I'm Tim .

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say it now I've noticed on the last episode . I've said it . I've said it . You left Tim by himself .

There's one where I said it and none of nobody said it .

I don't think that's true .

I always say it Blind-ass . So how are you boys been ? We talked about it , the first 30 . You can go back and watch our YouTube for the first . Well , I guess 40 , it was first 40 , because we carried on a little late , alright in 15 seconds .

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We've got some news . We have some news to show you guys . We hope you enjoy it . It's probably going to be the worst thing you've ever seen , but maybe you'll get it too .

Or some people might like it . I don't know . You never know .

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I never knew that someone would want to see my butthole , but I've gotten a lot of messages here lately . Or to scream really loud in my ass .

I mean , there's what 7 million people in the world ?

All asking to verify my identity through my butthole , Out of 7 billion people there's God and God you know 7 million people .

There's gotta be one person that thinks you are the sexiest man alive . There has to be , and you are the sexiest man alive .

You know what I mean . There has to be and someone thinking that you are the pinkest , sexiest man alive .

Hey some people like that pink . They do you know what I mean . We just you know .

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Stern . Ladies and gentlemen , All right , so we do have some updates that we need to talk about .

We got to have them put their speaker on the floor and then you got to sit on it .

All right , so first off next week we are going to come back to you with a guest , so next episode we're gonna guess . Did you confirm ? Is it confirmed ? It's not confirmed yet , so we'll see soon .

We will have a guess . Let's not say who it is .

Right , that's what I'm not saying , george . W Bush , ladies and gentlemen , ladies and gentlemen , we got him . We don't have confirmation just yet , but we're fairly Certain that we've got W next week the warm-unger himself . Is that what the W ?

stands for yes , George warm-unger Bush .

So next week we've got a couple events that we've got going on really excited about . So on the 15th there is a visit Fort Worth event , just like there is every year . We've been fortunate enough to be able to go to the past couple of years . We're gonna make it out again this year . So if you're there , come see us .

This is saying Connie's doing a podcast now .

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Let's not Do . I don't even know what she sounds like , but I assume it's just like she sounds like an old hat I want to hit ponchos .

You guys want to go ahead and just stick your hand and grab my scream real loud in my asshole Like that yes , okay , so also on the 15th .

Really said about that . That's gonna be bright and early Thursday morning on February 15th , that same day . If you were like , okay , well , I'm not gonna make it out there to see the boys Because it is sold out . If you don't have tickets , everyone else will see you there .

So I do have something special that has to do with our upcoming guests and I just want to play this little , this little message here . Hang on , it's not playing . I've got it playing through the wrong thing , okay .

What are you doing ? I fucked up sometimes I have a story your life .

Hey , on the group chat , christie says April , february 15th .

Is going to say we'll bring your gals over to ampersand and act like you're single . I mean It'll be a party .

It will be a party . It's a this , this , this has got a little build up to it . It's got a little build up . Let's see if you remember this message very special . You got to build it up . No , it's way too much built up . I'll cut it back later .

This is George W Bush . I Want to say congratulations to the boys of the funky panther for winning Fort Worth magazine best of radio personality . A long time ago , by the way , did it again , and your grandpappy is very proud of you . Love you all and continue to do our nation proud .

Yeah , George's message not officially from George W Bush , but we imagine this is what he would say if he actually knew who the fuck we are .

Yeah , george W Bush . She's a longtime listener and he's gonna be on our show eventually , right ? Yeah , I'm planning on it .

I doubt did you see that ?

Yeah , I remember watching it never forget never mind . No what .

I see well Vega and the shack thing .

Oh yeah , and who else any ? You got another text from someone else .

Dude smooth Vegas doing things I know dude , he's been doing things .

Like really with the social media marketing ? Well , yeah , I mean like really push that out . I think the singer's been killing it .

It's weird cuz , like just a year ago or so , like Louie the singer was just hanging out at the event we went to at Union Station , like we went to the the , was it me and you ?

we yeah , yeah , we the little concert , huh .

And we talked to Louie the singer outside for a second . We're like , hey man , how you doing ? He's like I think I'm gonna get into country . And we're like , oh yeah , I do remember . That's weird .

And here he is , like he's doing a show , a festival in Chicago , the Windy City something but Smooth Vega gave like I like to you for worth and here for or .

They really helped I would like to sit down with , and not really sit down , but just like come across Louie again and just say hey , I don't know if you remember this .

We thought you were joking , I thought he was joking , because we saw him at Louie Louza and he did a phenomenal job . But then he was talking about getting to country . I literally thought it was a joke . I was like , okay , I did not know he was this serious and he's so good , so good , very , very talented man .

It is like this he's got a hell of a success story too . Like , yeah , I mean , if you really like digging , like listen to his life story and kind of get into it , I mean it , you end up really loving the guy and and all the work these put into it .

So but man shout out to , smooth Vega , though , for putting in the work , and you know he's had a lot of people in his podcast . He's had a Julio Cesar Chavez the boxer mm-hmm . He's had . He's gonna have Shaq . I guarantee he's gonna have Shaq . Now , that's a dude . Did you see the picture he posted ? I mean he's gonna be there .

Yeah , so I'm gonna have to hit up . We just want to be present today .

I just want to just just invite us to be present , please . We just want to be there . We won't be weird .

I'll be weird , a little weird , I'm gonna have . I'll have , sir , I'm gonna have . Shack sign my shack attack . Rebox out . Dude , I got that Funko that I bought the big one studio .

Yeah , get that sign . Yeah , pretty awesome . Any other updates ?

I feel like that's probably man I've got no other updates other than , like I have one update actually .

Okay , I just thought about it . Sorry , I didn't mean to cut you , what do you got ?

I don't have anything .

Okay . So I had this reminder pop up literally right before the the call started just now . It says a hundred and fifty dollar Whiskey . Bet on if AI has made any huge leaps in one year from episode number 122 . Define , define huge leaps from basically non-existent to where we're at today .

Define Come on man .

Bet we may go back episode one . I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget .

I know I can't believe that's popped up . It's already been a year . Can you believe that I have a go my face ? Yes , it's came out of your WWE .

Cooler . So for those of you that are not watching on YouTube or didn't catch us on the first 30 , javier walks in with a WWE belt , but it's not a belt , it's actually like a fanny pack . Cooler that he's got filled with beer .

Pocket behind the two here too . So it's really . If you're watching it on video , it's pretty , it's a set . How much did this set you back ? It was only 40 bucks .

I would spend 40 .

I'd spend probably 80 on that , but they were sold out for the longest time . So when I went to go check and see if I could find one , people were selling it for a hundred dollars a pop .

You should about more . I did you , I did you try to resell , make .

Yeah , man really yeah , just like you're gonna resell that supreme fridge , hey man .

Hey , that thing's been a huge , huge help . I'm sure help how we put our drinks in there .

You know , for dinner we just when you're sitting there , chill on the couch , and I'm not far to go .

No , yeah , we just we're getting there and grab a drink .

So just remind him in a few weeks when he forgets to sell the WWE .

Yeah like , hey , remember , I kind of want that alright , so I'm gonna next next payday I'll go out and buy nice bottle whiskey . I'll find something good .

I trust you'll find something good . I'll find something good .

Trust you within the round that price point but that's crazy , though the leaves and bounds that AI has .

Come . I know , man , I use it every day . Yeah , every single day , every day I usually use it every day too .

Like it taught me how to reprogram . Like an Audi , like the , the Sunroof of an Audi . Like you have to reprogram it whenever you're dropping the headliner and it tells you like Hold three , three seconds , let go hold back five seconds , let go push the button for another 10 seconds . You should hear two beeps and then it sure shit it worked , fucking work .

What if it ? What if it bricked the car ? Though I Mean , I think we're put too much , we're put maybe a little too much faith in that Trust into chat , gpt and whatnot . I'm just waiting for to start giving us bad ideas ? Kill your parents , okay .

That's what the next bet kill your parents .

how long until Death happens from AI ?

Oh , I'm sure you can ask it how to make cyanide .

I mean , I already well , it's not supposed to do that , but there's that robot that like hurt somebody at the Tesla factory .

Yeah , like I think I've really hurt them . Yeah , I'd pinned him against the wall and made love to him .

Try to I want to go inside .

I want to go , let me finish .

I don't think it was Stephen Hawking , that was . It was there it was , it was a , but it was one of those robot arms , oh baby , and it legitimately pinned this guy against the wall and I guess he was able to like slide down and into the . There's like an oil pit underneath it . He was able to slide down to get like away from it . Dude , that's crazy .

Hey , speaking of which , let's on the technology side .

Yeah um .

so here in the past week We've seen sightings of cyber trucks and the Apple headset . Yeah have you seen people ? I ? Saw yes , Did you send the video of somebody I don't know , a cyber truck with the Apple ?

Yeah , I've seen that . I've seen another one in a Tesla and and they're just letting it autopilot why they're sitting there fucking doing weird shit . Yeah , but have you seen the videos of Apple vision though ? No , like actual , real time what they're seeing . It's the coolest thing I've ever seen .

Bro , it's reselling for like seven grand , so stock X , so shit .

What's , um , what's really cool about them is that like , say , you bring up , like you're , you got like a , you want a big screen TV , whatever . So you put that up in your living room . Wherever you pin it in your house , it stays there , and so you can walk to another room and it's not like this thing's following you around , right .

It's insane . So my VR does that too , like it does . It's just that you can't see through it .

Yeah , but the only thing yours does is porn , like this one does so much . No , no , no , no , that's what I'm saying , like you could see , you can see through it .

That's what I'm getting . As you can see through it , you can . You can still go about your day and do things while having your stuff pinned up and like so , if you wanted to wear it Outside your house , you leave those windows , stay in your house , right , and then whenever you come back , they're there .

I also think it's crazy . It's like the whole FaceTime aspect .

I'm ready to see what that actually looks like , but whenever they were whenever Zuckerberg was doing it or no , not suck , it was a couple of Tech writers okay , yeah even a Casey Neistat which if you go look at the video , he has one of the best videos of walking around New York City and it's really cool because there was a point where he was in the subway

It records you walking , you know what is it gonna use it for , though ?

I don't know . I don't know how he , what he did or how he did it .

No , I'm just saying like I mean , it's getting kind of crazy . But have you seen the Dyson headphones ? So Dyson's got these . Dyson's got these fucking ungodly expensive headphones .

But they're in the vacuum . Yeah , dyson , the vacuum cleaner .

What the fuck , dude ? I don't know , but they have this thing that goes over your mouth , right ?

Does it suck ?

No , it's designed to like muffle , like , so people can't like hear your conversations or whatever . So you have it over your face and and you , you can have your conversation and whatnot . And I saw somebody put that on with with the google or the apple vision or whatever , and I'm like what kind of dystopian Society or we live in at this point .

Essentially , like we're in that , that movie with harry styles and what's her face ?

Yeah , 100% well , the evolution which I'm waiting for is the black mirror .

You know , the chip , the chip , well , the neuron link , yeah , the and that's going out for like they're putting that shit in people now .

Yeah , yeah .

Like actually doing that but I don't think it's gonna be like a whole interface in your brain .

It will be On our show . I think it was two years ago . We had a full-on conversation about how technology had not really propelled . We talked about video games . We talked about iPhones were like what's the next best thing ? Nothing's happened in a while .

But the Tesla truck has been a flop .

I don't know on the real quick on the group chat Also . The first robot death happened July 21st 1980 . Kill the Japanese factory worker Um , let's see what else GPT .

Tell you that that was not AI , though .

And uh , there's someone that has a cyber truck at her V's work , says christy . And also , slim thug tested the porn On the vision pro . He posted a video talking about it . I'm sure he was like damn , oh , oh . No , never mind , I'm thinking of something else , service .

I was gonna say something with the thing with a cyber truck , though , is it's not so much it's flopping , but like they've had some shit , right , yeah , but like the tires , so the uh . So to make it more efficient , they put these you know things over the tires to to eliminate some of the drag . Right , they're tearing up the tires , so they're .

It makes sense because as soon as you kind of hit a bump , you think it start rubbing on it .

It's like uh , it reduces it by removing . It's like reduces it by like 5 efficiency or something . So it actually does something . Yeah , um , but the crazy thing is they didn't put like a clear coat Over the stainless just uh , stainless yeah so just stainless and They've had corrosion issues .

I thought I was supposed to be bulletproof .

It is supposed to be bulletproof , except for when he threw the fucking thing through the window in front of everybody .

But then it fixed that shadow Shadow , resistant glass or whatever .

I saw one on 7th street Last week . It was the first one I'd seen . I saw the light and I because it was dark it was like and I saw the front light bar and I knew exactly what it was . We pulled up around it . It looks pretty slick , like it does . I don't I would never buy it , but it doesn't look bad .

It looks like , um , it looks like halo . Yeah , man , you put a dude . You're talking about a hell of a technical if you put a uh , a gun in the back .

Yeah , like a warthog . Yeah , I mean that dude .

I just see it now . You know isis is going to get their hands on them at some point . Yeah and then you're gonna have Elon musk over there having to shut things down and whatnot . But the thing about the , the tesla truck , they they've already had the corrosion stuff .

Yeah , I don't give it bird burn .

It'll give it bird , bird burn .

Yeah , it's a thing it is bulletproof , but please do not shit on my vehicle .

It's acid man . Someone also did like that . They closed the , the , the frunk , and there's some pretty sharp angles there and they put a carrot and I saw that cut right through it .

Oh my god . My favorite is supposed to be a safety test , right yeah and it did not .

It just cut right through his finger , yeah , or the carrot finger . But my favorite was the , the youtuber that bought one .

He would . He would that . He's just being a asshole . He could sell that to literally anyone for yeah , but there's a contract , though I think you can't you have it , you can't or whatever , but uh they .

He just wanted to see what car max was gonna offer . Wait , what's with the contract ?

It's kind of like with the forward 500s that they had come out a couple years back . Uh , or the 4g t ? Um you have to have it , I think , for a certain amount like a year , like a year or something .

So they're like preventing resell .

You can't resell .

Interesting , I didn't know that .

One of the guys at work bought one of those . He pre-ordered a , uh , one of the bronco Raptors . Oh yeah , so he got it and he got an msrp . They didn't do any dealer markups on there or anything like that , and they even asked them like he had a straight up dealership . I asked like , do you want me to leave the window stickers on ?

Yeah .

He's like oh no , I'm not doing that . I really want this truck . So he kept it , but I didn't even think about that . I didn't realize they were going for that expensive . That's crazy .

Yeah , man Like anything new and big .

I get it , but the Tesla thing seems like it's a little bit of a flop , just a little bit .

It's the first year you know I don't do y'all see a lot of Rivians .

Yeah , I do . There's a couple by the shop .

I've been seeing a lot more lately .

So I've seen like maybe one or two in Fort Worth at all . I was in Dallas for the weekend and I saw four or five in a single day , like there's a shit ton out there . I think those look pretty damn good .

Yeah , there's truck and SUV . They're expensive and you can't lease them . They don't have a lease program , it's only a sell program and I think like to buy one is something like base is almost a hundred thousand dollars .

They look pretty damn good and the inside reminds me is a lot like a Tesla , like with the roof and everything , like the big , large moon roof or whatever it is . They're pretty awesome . I think it's a better option .

Yeah , as opposed to the Tesla truck . Yeah , I think so .

I do still like the Tesla , the one that has the doors . I don't even know if they still make it the one that opened up the model what is ? It , model X , model X , yeah that one's probably my favorite so far , those things are crazy man .

I've worked on one a couple weeks back and that shit's wild . I know how to get put it in service mode so that way they don't see . You know , they can remote in and see who's around the car .

Wow yeah , because I got the Sentinel vision or whatever .

Yeah , I know how to put it in service mode . That way it turns off that feature .

No shit , yeah Interesting . You don't want to see my dick all up against your shit ? Whoa what I mean . He's over there popping this fucking .

Tesla bro . What are you doing ? Quit fucking this car bro .

Get your dick out of the tailpipe . That does nothing . That's for show .

I know how to turn the camera .

I'm choosing everywhere .

Oh my god . So , okay , I want to talk again . I want to talk . I want to talk , if I can , about the Apple vision again . Because remember , think about , like the first five years of iPhone . Think about the first iPhone . How clunky it was , how slow it was . It didn't even have like remember , like the service back then , the triangulation .

No , that's the 20 year plan .

Probably , bro , it's going to be this , this right here .

It's not going to be like a Google Glass , it's not going to have a little corner thing . Everything should be integrated , so like if you have somebody on your phone book , like it'll show , like the name will pop up , you know , or like , and then maybe like last message , something like that , or like you know hobbies , kind of like what they do that

Yeah , yeah , but at what point does it just replace ?

your phone . Well , I mean , it's already almost replacing , like iPads and whatnot , because you can type on it . It's a standalone unit .

Yeah , you can vision .

Yeah , you can type . So aren't you just kind of ?

cannibalizing your own products . At that point I mean maybe that's the future . They're more expensive , so fuck it up , get away from other peripherals and go straight to that .

Yeah , crazy . I mean it seems like a good idea because if you , if you're in limited space , so you're living in a small , you know small space or whatever , you can have that and have yourself a nice monitor set up and computer and all that stuff from the chat talking about idiocracy and the future and all that kind of stuff .

I really do think , like think about 10 years from now people are going to be . I even think about Wally , which would be like rolling around in these hover chairs , just like with our Apple vision , nonstop .

Not on earth . We're not going to be .

Yeah , but how many people are going to be stupid though , like how stupid are people going to get ?

Oh plenty , man . I'm sure you're going to see that here .

We are , I'm sure .

that's why the safety feature in the vision pro where when you're walking , it's not on , it's not working .

But how is it working with the ? Whenever they're in the car driving , they put in passenger mode .

That was just . I don't think they were either like they were just bullshit .

No , I seriously saw one that they were driving .

Well , yeah , you can see that , but whenever it's like I said with the example that Casey Nastad had on his video , he's on a subway but the background like whenever you're moving , it stops it , Like there's a orange circle that says like it can't , tracking not available because , it just sees like movement because it's looking .

You know any Apple execs if you're watching that ? We would love to have one or three just to test out and review them on here .

A keep forever with all of our listeners and all 80 million . We're definitely going to help your stock price go up , apple . Just letting you know .

Just go ahead and hand a few of those over , but also required to have an iPhone If you want to hand over some stock options you have to have

an iPhone Vision .

Yeah .

Because it works off .

It's iOS . It's iOS based .

It's basically like I have carplay , but I thought it was a standalone thing , though . Yeah .

I did no . Gotta have your eye .

This is where we're going to get another comment on YouTube . Okay , leave it to the professional .

Leave it to the nerd .

You leave it to the technology morons that know everything .

Fuck you , Whatever your name is . Who commented on the videos ?

Fuck my dick it was like a big Lebowski or something , that there's another guy , there was another guy out there .

What was I going to say ? No , but you could . You also have to go in they . It's suggested that you go in for fitting because they have different sizes and then , like , the spectacle part is different also . So like if you wear glasses and you're going to have to , like kind of , I guess , measure your , your prescription , or something like that .

Yeah , cause they got inserts or something for it . Right , like they get that you can put in there . There's different .

If you get on stock X right now , it'll tell you the type and like cause it's the strap as well , yeah , you have to be fitted for that .

You got to be fitted for it , or I mean you go in there to use it you gotta be fit .

You can't be some fucking geek off the street If you know what I mean .

I'm fucked .

Just down right fucked there .

Yeah , I want one , I would get one .

We could tell . We could tell You've been geeking about this for a hot minute .

I have been exiled . I was very .

I knew Tammy would murder me if I got it . I came real close .

The , the , the quest met it , the , the newest one . I came real close to buy one .

Was it like 600 bucks yeah ?

Fuck , but it's got . It's got the augmented stuff as well , you can see through it , but it's just not clear .

Maybe I need to get that . Maybe that's the one I was talking I was looking at with the video , or do they both have video ? I feel like they both have video . They both have video Okay , cause they both have cameras within the vision to kind of like , know where your eye and face are looking like Eye tracking and then like .

that's why whenever you see like the FaceTime , it's kind of like an animated version of your face , but a bit realistic .

Yeah .

So it's kind of creepy Fuck .

I want to get into . Um , I want to get to a little spoiler to the second real quick . We should buy two of them .

I don't know why I feel like I'm always too slow to think of this shit . We should have each bought two , hold on to one for 10 years . Like you know how much that first iPhone is now .

I think it was like a hundred grand they sold it for like in the box .

Yeah , You're having to invest , like those six grand right there .

Yeah , it's long term and it might not be so long People put more shit in the 401k that increases by 10% .

My , my sheba in use long term . If the thing hits one cent , I get a hundred , did you say shlong term ? Yeah , Shlong term . Shlong term everybody I get it , I get a hundred and twenty something thousand dollars . Hundred and twenty seven shlongs If it hits one cent Right Long term and I want to pay capital gains taxes because I've had it for so long .

Have you all not seen the border town battle of dripping springs ? The videos of these folks show how stupid these folks were and have become . I need to watch that it sounds interesting .

I love dripping springs .

We pass dripping springs to go to gesture King , jester King and right .

That's Wimmerley yeah . It's well , yeah , are you sure ? Yeah , it's different yeah .

Same but different . Oh yeah , yeah , Dripping springs like down near Hamilton pool and that's Tammy's favorite vodka Dripping springs .

Hey , so have you .

I want to get in a little bit of sports real quick , let's just get into a little bit of sports . Just a little bit of sports . Have you seen the whole ?

play the music if you're going to get into sports .

You know , play it .

Play the fucking music .

You don't have to do anything .

Play it clown .

He's got to open his laptop .

Good he's going to do it . You got to do it proper . I got a lot .

We don't really want to get into the whole thing . Yes , we do yes .

Obviously , Tim's going to bring it up and it's important .

Tim , this is my baby thinks it's important .

My baby knows it's important .

Well , it's not as important he wants , baby gets what baby wants . You're the baby he gets what baby wants Just put down three beers . Shut up .

You're the baby in this situation .

It would help if I could remember a password to get in here . Okay , this is great . And now action sports with Tim , because I have something to say .

Take it away , tim , when you have something to say .

Thank you ,

Really yes , I heard he did really well .

He did so well In fact , that and I haven't gotten confirmation on which two teams , but two teams have gave him basically like a private combine and they're looking at signing him to play hockey professionally for one year .

So it's just every Canadian good at hockey . Yeah , so he was .

So I guess Justin was like he played like select leagues and all sorts of stuff growing up . He's Canadian and then his music took off and so he still kept up with his hockey skills Right Going into it .

Oh , fuck that .

Tickets would sell out , I know . So that's what I was going to get at . So this is now his chance to be a professional hockey player , right , yeah , do it for fun .

Anyways , maple syrup , montrelle maple syrup , yeah that's better . Yeah .

So I think that's pretty fucking cool . But on the flip side , michael Buble also played in that game . Fuck , michael Buble . Did you hear ? Did you hear what happened ?

He cheated on Emily Blunt is what he did Not during the game . No but now she's married John Krasinski , so it all worked out .

Michael Buble fucked the shit out of that hockey puck , that's he was cheating on that . Anyways , did you turn off the cameras ? No , they left them on . Oh , all right , so I'm just going to cut the sports news down , real , quick . I'm going to pull this , let me .

Oh , hello , there , Hello .

Aaron .

From the all star game basically saying , yeah , I'm on mushrooms right now tripping balls .

My buddy told me this is just a micro dose of mushrooms , and he was lying . So I'll be honest . I thought I was in waves of glory for most of the time , until it sort of settled down , and then I realized , holy , I'm at the end of all star game oh , that's so cool .

I want to know , like if that's real , I mean , michael Buble could just be pulling , pull one over on us , but I halfway think that that's legit , I believe it .

I believe it , Dude mushrooms are the next big thing . Maybe you're thought about like the things that rich people do are obviously the next big thing . Yeah , a lot of rich people are doing mushrooms .

Darius Rucker , he got in trouble Just mushrooms . Yeah , I'll get it that . He got in trouble last year and that's why we're just now seeing it now , because he turned himself in but he had a vape pin . He told him he had a blunt and they found some pills and they didn't know what the pills were and they test them and it was psilocybin .

Hell yeah , which just don't come to Texas , cuz some fucking shitty towns gonna be like . I'm gonna make an example out of that hoody .

Well , I mean maybe not Dallas , or for fourth , they did it to snoop .

So there's these like tech million billionaires , all these like tech people that are doing mushrooms like in , like groups Like they're . It's a big deal to them . Yeah , you know it's coming up . Like you know it's a big deal .

It's , I don't , wouldn't say it's like things white , it's just white people , things .

They're testing it though on like different psych stuff and all that . So I mean it's . I mean medically .

Yeah , yeah , whatever , but like that's what I'm saying .

It's gonna be a shit , oh yeah .

I think that it's gonna become a big deal .

It was already a big deal .

I know it's a big deal , but hush , hush , big deal . Yeah like I think it's gonna be like more aligned with I'm more not there yet here in Texas with marijuana yet , but like oh yeah , normal now .

Yeah , no one gives you shit anymore . Can you imagine , though , like a bunch of people out just walking around tripping balls ?

I'm not saying that I know anyone that's done that in Belgium , but it's rough , it is not okay .

Yeah , I could just see like you can see , like you know . You just go to some major metropolitan city and all of a sudden you just see somebody flipping the shit , because you know they because they can't handle their silver . They ate way too much .

Man , people are weird , people suck man . So people are getting like taking our fund or like I'm gonna go to the country club and play golf and I'm gonna take Mushrooms .

I can see that happening to you like get the fuck out of here .

What's ?

that one golfer , tiger , would know . Tag a hood , the , the old guy , the big dude who drinks all day . John Daley , he probably does mushroom .

I can see John .

Daley doing mushrooms and and probably playing the best game of his life .

There's a ripping and gripping baby .

Yeah , he's just ripping and gripping . Bad boy of golf right there , that's right .

Do you know something else that rich people have been doing a lot recently ?

that I've been seeing .

No , he's on the head .

Never mind , I'm intrigued to go on to try it .

I'm surprised whether everybody Christie has been doing , uh buying and like setting up bunkers oh yeah , doomsday like , but a lot more recently Like people that you would think that not like a prepper type situation . Nothing wrong with preppers . No , they really find like I have prepped to an extent on certain things .

Yeah , what was that ? Um , what was that movie that we just that just came out ? That was on Netflix or something about the end of the world .

Gossip girl . This is the end , yeah .

There was a movie about basically the end of the end of times and Bird box . No , this is recent , but this little girl finds a house and there's a bunker in it arm again . Yes , arm again . Anyways , I want to close my eyes . Do you think they're prepping ? Do you think they're ready ? Do you think they're expecting something ?

I that's where .

Jesus gonna land what ? Sometimes I get a Mormon tick tock Just happens . I get into that . I get intrigued by the video , so I watch the full video and the next thing I know the next 30 videos is about being Mormon in their weird undergarments .

Man , I say this be Mormon . Yeah , do drugs , enjoy life .

I don't think you can aliens are coming , you can't you can't do drugs and be a Mormon whether it be space Aliens .

are them illegal aliens ? They common Chad . Don't say that that's terrible .

Everyone knows that I don't sound like that , okay .

Yeah , so I ?

I Don't know , I'm oh leave the world behind on that , Please oh yeah , yeah , yeah .

leave the world by . Are you concerned , though , that these Rats are buying ?

bunkers , I , I . So I think that when I think we shouldn't look past what rich people do , no , because they know more than we like . Nancy .

Pelosi .

Smarter just because they are closer to the Lord ? I guess I don't know they .

But , I thought Elon and and Mark would just be welcoming their , their families , from outer space home , you know . With open arms , but maybe they , maybe they're on to something , maybe they know they're the . The ETS out there are very violent , did y'all , did you ?

see the video that Starke . It sent .

I didn't have time to watch it . I didn't either , but , aliens , I was really hoping you would watch it . Oh man , it looked like an amoeba , though like they found some sort of thing and some water , or whatever .

I didn't watch it , but it's not a bitch .

None of us watch it . No , I definitely knew that one of y'all we're working man .

I'm sorry I was , I was too man I was we're always watching videos at work .

Yeah , but that's porn .

With the cameras off around .

On the group chat . Let's see what we got . Have you watched that Mormon doc on Hulu ?

I haven't seen it yet . If it's anything , that yeah , have y'all seen the ?

signs of life on another planet that we've ever discovered . It was on a planet called K2 18 B . It's a high sea and planet which are super Earth's up to 10 times the size of Earth and it's completely Covered in water . These types of planets orbit red dwarf stars , the most common type of star in the universe .

Well , there you go . I don't know what any of that meant . So it means that they found emissions that are excreted from animals butts in nocturnal emissions not nocturnal emissions , just normal emissions . And so , hey , it's on another planet , that's in the habitable zone .

Okay .

Hey , you've all seen this show on FX called a murder at the end of the world .

No , but is it about the end of the world ? It's about a murder around the end of the world , but the world's ending . Would it be considered murder , though ? The world's ending and everybody's gonna die anyway .

Wait , who's that actor ? Yeah , I have something , clive Owen . No , it's not that , oh , is it ?

Clive .

Owen . It's Clive Owen . Is it Clive ? He's in . He's in that show . Clive Owen is a as an actor , that's what is a real name ?

Okay ?

water world was a good movie . He's the one with the stripper in that movie , that one time .

Yeah , yeah , he had a bunch of . Did you swallow his cum ?

Yeah that one , yeah , so this show is weird . It was . I didn't love it at first . It was just something to watch while I wasn't working and it actually ended up being one of my favorite shows .

Is it what that there's always people were there for ?

is it like leftovers , where it's all about Thanksgiving ?

Oh fuck yeah , I love Thanksgiving when we talk about like no , when we talk about like rich people in their bunkers and for seeing this year and whatever there's something along those lines . Okay but it was pretty good .

Kind of like those bunkers in Denver Airport . Oh yeah , with all the lizard people , With the lizard people that live there . I'm just curious what's gonna ? I mean , there's a lot of weird stuff happening , Like the Navy get this , so this is . You're talking about bunkers . I'm more concerned about this .

Seriously , the Navy . Yeah , that's concerning hey , my sister's on . Hey tell Elias to join the Navy , cause you can be dumb as rocks , you just be , dumb as rocks and join the . He's a smart boy , that one .

Yeah , it's that that's concerning . So you got the people that are that are buying bunkers up and I've got you know . Looking at that , I'm like what's happening .

Hey , but at least we got our , our goggles , our vision pro .

Yep and our virtual pornography and our bulletproof vehicles .

Do you think ? Do you think that's gonna really push the industry of our sports drink of virtual porn Huh . Do you think that those goggles and stuff is like that , that this is more accessible ? I guess no , it already has been it's already has been .

It's just that the things that they make , maybe there's a peripheral you can put on there where you're in the , you know , like what Dave had in the show Dave .

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What are we talking about ? The thing that Dave had in the show Dave .

Do like the lower torso .

No , not that one Like the machine he had . Oh , and the VR key . I think he's a VR goggles .

Oh yeah , the machine he's got like his hands on there . Oh yeah , yeah that whole show . Is that all that shows about ? Yeah , mostly .

But I don't . I don't think it was renewed for season four . No , that's unfortunate . Yeah , I know somebody , the Asian girl the videographer or whatever . Like she said goodbye to our character and I'm like man , I want one . I mean this did you finish this last season ?

I did . Yeah , red Pit , for sure it's amazing .

I loved it . But not as good as season two .

I thought it was great .

It was great .

They had some stars in there . What's her face was in ?

there , rachel McAdams .

Rachel McAdams Love interest random .

I wanted to bring up irrational fears real quick , okay . So , I got a new irrational . I want to talk about something specific . It's irrational fear . So I've got a new irrational fear . Okay , so that's why I get these news updates and stuff . And this happened here in the Metroplex .

I don't understand . I'm going to say that again .

A man who stole 20 homes . Yeah , new fear unlocked my house could be stolen . Oh yeah , yeah . So this dude was going around and making fraudulent deeds and then kicking people out of the houses and he stole up to like 20 homes Mm-hmm . And now I'm terrified , cause I'm just waiting for this man to come , because he's still out there .

I told somebody the story of how your family almost got scammed .

Oh , yeah , yeah . But could you imagine ? Just imagine , though , someone shows up to your house to evict you because you don't have that deed .

Not even that they can get your voice . That's why , whenever they ask you , can you hear me Like and you say yes , you're not supposed to say yes , you're supposed to either hang up or just be like something that's like , not like .

Yeah , I just hang up . I usually do not pick up phone numbers . I do not know .

I love talking shit to them oh .

I won't . I don't want to get Every fucking person that's like . I don't want to get scammed again .

Like hey , you know , are you trying to sell your property . How dare you serve them homeless ? You know I'll do that shit yeah .

I didn't think that I would have to be afraid of someone stealing my house through fraudulent deeds . I do remember that whole thing . Like you go on vacation , I don't go on vacation enough or long enough to really worry about this , I don't think . But where people were like , basically you're , you go on like a month , yeah , you go on a month long vacation .

Yeah , no , they have radio commercials about that .

Like in the event that you have a squatter in your house .

No , like stolen deeds like stolen property .

So there's something else with AI that's helping some of that shit too . Like I saw today that there's a company that is doing like black market passports . Oh , using AI like legit will work past , like the .

Yeah , they scan that shit , though .

I don't know how , I don't know , but it's working .

Can they give me a Social Security card so I don't have to pay taxes ?

Probably . And then there's another thing that was happening . There was a guy that did a video call . I want to want to say it was somewhere in the Middle East or something like that . He or no , it was in Asia . I think it was in China . Actually , now I'm thinking about it was in China .

New fear , so real , another fear unlocked Right .

Someone just becoming you .

Yeah , I mean , why would they want to do that ? It would make no sense . You're not going to get any money and you're not going to get anywhere very far . They want to become the funky panther . That could be it . Let's just say , hypothetically , we turn on our YouTube and it's been hijacked by deep fakes of ourselves .

I would .

I would enjoy it , I'd sit back and watch , but they're all doing obscene things , more so than what we normally do . Ok , I might be a little upset , and then they're screaming their names . But here's the deal , right .

And so it's like I'm just jazzed Everything we've done in the past is null and void , Because then we could just say it was always a deep thing , always a deep fake . We would never really hear , so we could literally do anything .

Once a water bed , always a water bed .

I don't understand that reference . What does that mean ?

Is that you Was that your throat . I had a little throat gurgle Once . A water bed , always a water bed , all right .

So I've got nothing else for tonight . Do you all got anything else that you want to bring up ? I feel like there was probably something , but maybe not .

Here , let me check my phone real quick .

The biggest thing is I want everybody that's listening to understand that we're big deals . We're going to visit Fort Worth annual breakfast on the 15th this month and we're going to have a good time .

We're going to go to the Fort Worth Forever event at Ampersand . That's what that's what ? On the same day , I almost said that's white , that's right , it's not . And on the 15th , you know that's white From 7 to 9 to Ampersand . It's going to be a great time . Yeah , I think a whole party day it will be .

I don't know what I'm going to do in between those times , but I'm working . Yeah , you're going back to work .

I took the day off Nice , you're smart .

I'm going to probably get a little tipsy at that annual breakfast .

OK , I've got a question to end the episode . This is the best way to end the episode . What is something that you eat now that you would have never thought you're going to be old enough to go ? Yeah , that sounds good right now you know what I mean Like something that in your teens or 20s you're like fucking .

Only old people have that Do you love a good bowl of oatmeal man .

Dude

I will tell you , though the packs of oatmeal that you get from , like the Quaker . Oats or whatever that's got the flavors , so my go-to is always peaches and cream Apple cinnamon .

No , apple cinnamon . Apple cinnamon for you .

Peaches and cream for me , two packs . I will tell you , I got one of those not that long ago and it does not taste nearly like it did whenever I was younger . It's like they took the sweetness out .

Yeah .

Try to make everything healthier . However , I can get down with some oatmeal , some little butter , maybe just a little bit of brown sugar in there , and I'm happy .

Remember when we were in Ireland we were so stoked that place had porridge . Like let's get some porridge . Like I've never had porridge . We've heard about it , it's just fucking oatmeal . It's fucking oatmeal .

We were so stoked . Like we got up early who's at that fancy hotel we stayed at .

So we could have the breakfast at the fancy hotel and we were like porridge please . And they're like here's your oatmeal . I'm like what the fuck ? But we also we had a . Did they ?

look at you stupid and just give you oatmeal .

No , that's what porridge is . I thought there was a difference .

I thought it'd be like a thick , soupy type of like that's like cream of wheat . Yeah , like a cream of wheat type thing .

I don't know . Okay , old food .

Like old people food .

Yeah , something that you didn't think that you would eat , and now you're like us .

Oh dude on the group chat . Brussels sprouts , Brussels sprouts and asparagus Spaghetti squash . Spaghetti squash . Spaghetti squash , like we eat that usually sometimes .

But cross-pizza Fuckin' metamucil , followed by metamucil . Look , I've been Herbie . I've been thinking about getting some metamucil . I saw I heard Tom Segarro talking about that with Christina and he was talking about he was mad because Christina didn't fix him his metamucil in the morning like she normally does .

It's been coming back . You know , what's interesting is all of these old products that people are trying to rebrand like different , like shaving , and they kind of rebranded as like this cool thing to shave .

Like straight edge raising Like straight edge . Yeah , all that kind of shit .

Well , have you seen those stupid ads ? It's like you can't buy this poop shake , but like my girlfriend got it for me . Have you seen those ?

ads , super bloom or whatever , yeah something .

It's like you can't even buy it . I'm like bitch . It's on your website .

You're just trying to I can buy it Right . I can buy it right now if I want to .

I , you know I was thinking about like oh , that sounds pretty interesting . So I looked at the ingredients it's metamucil . It is metamucil sold at twice the price of metamucil . It's the exact same thing . The metamucil is not cheap . And so I bought metamucil . I'm like , okay , I'm a metamucil guy . Now I guess you take it every day .

I try to once every couple of days .

I mix it with like a little , a little orange juice , banana shake . Banana shake you feeling good , I feel regular shit .

What's a cereal that you thought was only for old people that you enjoy now ?

Fucking . What was that wheat thing ? It looks like bales of hay I loved . Oh no , we didn't .

I preferred old people cereal like raisin bran shredded wheat .

Grape nuts shredded wheat you ever do grape nuts .

Basic four for me . Well , no , no , crackling oat brand . Crackling oat brand , it's like a little O of thick granola .

Oh yum , so fucking good About honey , would not Honey bunches of oats ? Honey bunches of oats . Oh God , damn so good .

I fuck with honey . Basic four is really good . Raisin bran Straight up checks . Yeah , Checks a little bit of milk . Wheaties yeah , wheaties are good , I mean .

I , you know , I mean still , nothing could be like Reese's Puffs . I was never a cornflakes guy .

Really , I love cornflakes Well , basic cornflakes , but did you want to have ?

sex whenever you ate it , Because that's why I was made so . So Keep it from having sex .

So , like the basic breakfast I'd have when I was in Mexico would be cornflakes , milk with sugar on top and cut bananas .

Oh yeah , I would have that . When you have something in it , it's OK by itself . With no sweetness , it's pretty garbage .

But like , even growing up , like we never like . Our mom didn't really get us like sugary cereal and she , if she did , it was like the bag cereal .

Right , that's the only way it came to law . It's like you go to save a lot , I'm bag free yeah .

But I was always a fan of that old cereal man , like the old , or either that or oatmeal .

Yeah , it was a lot of . My dad ate Cheerios . My mom got those honey bunches of oats and occasionally occasionally she didn't like me getting fruity pebbles because she's like they're too greasy .

And we used to make orange juice with the fucking thing you put in the freezer and the concentrate . Yeah , Put it in with mixer with water .

We used to do that too . My mom got the puffed rice or whatever it was .

Do you remember that shit ?

It was like the worst , but now it sounds pretty good . That wouldn't . I would fuck with that , all right . So the whole reason . I'm talking about the food thing I like , cottage cheese now .

Oh , I fuck with cottage cheese on peaches man .

Oh , thank god , I thought it was just me . I've been fussing around that since I was a kid .

She's like why are you fucking eating cottage cheese ?

I got it on accident . I was trying to get Greek yogurt and I grabbed the wrong thing and I had it at home . I'm like , well , I guess I'm going to try it at least before I throw it away , and I'm like this is so good , do ?

you ever put strawberries ? Do you put salt , Like when you eat it with peaches ? Do you put salt on the peaches ?

Do you ever eat it with peaches ? I've just had it with strawberries and bananas . Do it with peaches ? Yeah .

Yeah , with a little bit of peaches .

I feel like that's old .

Put a little peach juice in there .

What was that movie where they're feeding each other peaches , Like you remember what I'm talking about . Why'd you make that face ? Because it was like an old grandma or something .

And they're feeding your peaches or something Seriously , try it with some peaches .

Real quick . I'm just going to run through this . Let's just run through it . Ok , so we already went through the middle of the season . Damn chat's blowing up it's like that Wheaties , mini-wheaties , mini-wheats , total , total's good . I love total .

I'm a fan of total .

Let's see , chrissy was trying to think of crackling out . Bran . Can juice was the best , can juice was the best , and they even had canned fruit punch . Also , my sister hates cottage cheese . Let's see , I'm singing the peaches song from Mario Peaches , peaches , peaches , peaches , peaches , peaches peaches peaches peaches , peaches .

It's a really good movie . That Mario movie , that's a great movie 100% , and let's see what else . Especially if you take a gummy .

Let's see from Gladys Dr Jekyll's Beer Lab birthday party .

Is this February 10th . This Saturday , joe's performing . I think it's like their 10 year . Remember Dr Jekyll's ? We used to get beer stuff there . It's in Arlington and now it's like a straight up brewery . They're doing like a 10 year or something like that . Yeah , that'd be fun to go check out . There's so many things .

There's more things that's got to happen , because did you see that local news ? The pro snap Colaches is going to close for about three weeks while they retool . I guess their menu or like .

Is this going to be another one of those things where they say they close for three weeks and they just never come back ?

I hope not .

Like the place that Gustos took over , which I'm good with that , because Gustos is better than the place was there , and then also the easy monkey . That place , I think , is done . They're supposed to close , then come back .

I thought Angie sent us a thing that said they were going to be close for a bit and then come back .

But now I think they're just done , because there's like I don't know .

Business is weird . Yeah , it's weird . Man , go try new things , go visit new restaurants . There's a lot of things opening up here in Fort Worth . I'm in come to Fort Worth and I know that the news of what .

I had my arms bent too long .

Oh , you idiot , oh , and then they were just coming down real , slow your tendons , bro , you need to ice it right here , those tendons . You're going to be like this . I'm telling you right now , your arms are going to be like this . You need to ice them .

This is a day one was Monday in the gym . This is our new gym boy . I'm trying to better myself here . Day one was Monday . It was arms doing bicep curls and all that fun stuff . We didn't talk about that , La .

Honda did close . We went to the pop up after the 817 day and I mean I'm glad they lasted as long as they did over there , but really what ?

do you mean it was like two or three months ? Well , four months . They closed last month August .

the turn , turn , turn , turn .

Yeah like four or five months .

Four or five months , Crazy yeah life's weird , all right . We're old , so again , we're going to have a guest next week . That's the plan .

It's a plan we're going to reach out to her . I already did .

If not , we'll have another guest , but we will have a guest next week . We've got a lot of things going on on the 15th .

Yes , we have the visit for us , the four , so also the fourth , forever gallon , or singles , singles , fucking .

I love how Javier like really wants to like get into it . He just forgets everything he's supposed to say . Go ahead and end us off , javier . Fuck you , the social .

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