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The Flop House

MaximumFun, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalanwww.flophousepodcast.com
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.

Episodes

FH Mini 90 - Cruising Along, with Jonathan Coulton and Paul Sabourin

We welcome singer-songwriter Jonathan Coulton and Paul Sabourin of Paul and Storm to talk about cruise ship movies, in honor of their annual seagoing nerdfest, the JoCo Cruise ! Check out FLOP TV! You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those still affected by the SAG/AFTRA strike....

Sep 30, 20231 hr 3 min

Ep.#405 - The Legend of the Roller Blade Seven

We're having an absolutely legendary Smalltember. First we covered The Legend of the Titanic , and now we're looking into The Legend of the Roller Blade Seven . Apparently they're legendary, but forgive us for being unfamiliar until now. It was made using a system RB7 star/co-writer/producer Scott Shaw dubbed "Zen Filmmaking." According to his wiki, this is a "style of filmmaking where no screenplay and scripts are used in the creation of a movie." We'll see if getting zen delivers a good movie,...

Sep 23, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 405

FH Mini 89 - Screen Gems

Elliott quizzes Dan and Stu on cinematic treasures. We’ve changed how we’re running FLOP TV — now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you’ll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those affected by the WGA strike.

Sep 16, 202352 min

Ep.#404 - The Legend of the Titanic

Due to the ongoing WGA - SAG/AFTRA strikes, we’re hitting pause on current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids will remember. And while we doubt most Smalltember(vember?) movies are union signatories, we decided to keep the train a rollin' anyway and make this a 90s flashback Smalltember ! We kick it off with 1999's Italian-Korean-American co-production The Legend of the Titanic -- a bizarre attempt to cash in on James Cameron 1997 mega-blockbuster Titanic , in the form of an animated...

Sep 09, 20232 hr 32 minEp. 404

FH Mini 88 - Motion Picture Puzzle Palace

Stuart provides puzzling problems to perplex his perspicacious pals. We’ve changed how we’re running FLOP TV — now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you’ll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those affected by the WGA strike....

Sep 02, 20231 hr 10 min

Ep.#403 - Wild Wild West

Due to the ongoing refusal of the AMPTP to negotiate in good faith with the WGA or with our union brothers and sisters in SAG/AFTRA, we’re hitting pause on discussing current releases, and focusing on some films 90’s kids will remember. This week, we talk Wild Wild West (the 1999 movie version of the 60's sci-fi western TV show) a blockbuster mega-bomb that nearly ended multiple careers! Check out more info about our season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainmen...

Aug 26, 20232 hr 39 minEp. 403

FH Mini 87 - Jim Possible?

Dan walks Elliott and Stuart through some of the 90s output of critically-reviled actor Jim Belushi, trying to answer the question, "what would make a Jim Belushi movie appealing to you?" We've changed how we're running FLOP TV -- now all of the shows will be up until late January, so that even if you buy a season pass late in the season, you'll have access to EVERY episode until then. You can buy tickets here! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund , to support those affected by the WGA str...

Aug 19, 202345 minEp. 403

Ep.#402 - The Net

Due to the ongoing refusal of the AMPTP to negotiate in good faith with the WGA or with our union brothers and sisters in SAG/AFTRA, we've decided to hit pause on discussing more current releases, since (in our own bizarro way) it could promote that work. Instead, we're using this opportunity to go back in time and discuss some silly releases from the past, starting out with some films 90's kids will remember. This week, we're discussing 1995's Sandra Bullock techno-thriller The Net , a movie ab...

Aug 12, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 402

FH Mini 86 - Watch Which?

Elliott points out that, pre-Barbenheimer, two big movies had frequently been released on the same day. It's true! You can look it up! He runs Dan and Stu through a battle of wits, exploring other mismatched matchups from cinema past. Tonight's the premiere night of FLOP TV, and you can buy tickets here! If you can't watch tonight, you have a two week viewing window to catch up at your leisure! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike....

Aug 05, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 402

Ep. #401 - Book Club: The Next Chapter

When last we saw our book club pals , they were getting all horned up and making life changes based on 50 Shades of Grey . Now that they're reading The Alchemist, we can only assume they're out there exerting their control over the elements. Join us as we explore this exciting new addition to the "Jane Fonda hangs out with 3 other elderly actresses" cinematic universe! Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Communit...

Jul 29, 20231 hr 26 minEp. 401

FH Mini 85 - The Peach Pit 3: Art & Coffee

Stuart brings back the Peach Pit, everyone's favorite after-show about The Flop House, to quiz The Original Peaches about our opinions on fine art and answer a few questions straight from Stu's DMs. Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping....

Jul 22, 202358 min

Ep. #400 - Troll 2

It's a goddamn milestone -- 400 mainline episodes over 16 years of The Flop House! (And that's not counting all of the FH Minis, and the Movie Minutes of yore!) Thus, we took a break from our usual modus operandi of watching less-artistically-successful modern movies, and we treated ourselves with one of the classics of the bad movie canon (so much so that it's the topic of the extremely enjoyable documentary Best Worst Movie ). That's right: we're talking about TROLL 2 , the film that has absol...

Jul 15, 20232 hr 9 minEp. 400

Flop House Classics - Fateful Findings

In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit! Dan introduces FATEFUL FINDINGS, the film that introduced us to Neil Breen. Originally released as episode 187 on 09.19.2015 -- **apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!

Jul 14, 20231 hr 24 min

Flop House Classic - Stolen

In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit! Stu introduces STOLEN , one of our faves from St. Nicholas Cage. Originally released as episode 124 on 04.20.2013 -- **apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!

Jul 12, 20231 hr 11 min

Flop House Classic - No Deposit

In honor of our upcoming 400th episode, we're picking some classics to revisit! Elliott introduces NO DEPO$IT , the film that introduced us to Frank D'Angelo. Originally released as episode 212 on 09.03.2016 -- **apologies for any sound issues/wrongheaded past statements-- we hope to have improved since then!

Jul 10, 20232 hr 35 min

FH Mini 84 - The Peach Boys Smile

Dan leads Elliott and Stuart in a discussion of the non-movie things they do to stay happy and sane. (But don't worry, film fans -- there's still plenty of movie talk scattered around. We can't help ourselves!) Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shi...

Jul 08, 20231 hr 5 min

Ep. #399 The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Is this the most popular, highest-grossing movie we've ever done? Possibly! We're too lazy to put in the legwork to check. Why don't YOU do it, for a school project about statistics or economics or some shit. Anyway, the point is, we used the "or CRITICAL flop" loophole (42 on Metacritc) so we could watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie . Don't at us. Or do, whatever, we're not your dad. Wikipedia page for The Super Mario Bros. Movie Movies recommended in this episode: Women Talking (2022) We Are Wh...

Jul 01, 20232 hr 2 minEp. 400

FH Mini 83 - Top 10 Sexiest Gremlins, with Brendan Hay

Executive Producer of the all-new animated series Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai (and our pal) Brendan Hay joins us, for Elliott's canonical sexiness rankings of those compact green snacks, the grembleings. Check out more info about our upcoming season of streaming shows, FLOP TV, and buy tickets! Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shippi...

Jun 24, 202357 minEp. 399

Ep.#398 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

We've talked about the Sony corner of Marvel more than once , but the relative high quality of MCU movies has saved them from our scrutiny... until now! What did we make of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania , a film whose very title is a pain in the ass to type out for these show notes? Listen to find out! Wikipedia page for Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Movies recommended in this episode: Torque (2004) What's Love Got To Do With It (1993) Miami Blues (1990) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Mic...

Jun 17, 20232 hr 48 minEp. 398

FH Mini 82 – Tuboy Talkin' Tube to 2 Dudes Today, Yes Way 2

It's exactly what it says in the title. What could possibly be clearer? Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.

Jun 10, 202358 min

Ep# 397 - 65

It's got Adam Driver! It's got dinosaurs! It's got a numerical title that sounds like a sports biopic and makes the title of this podcast episode look confusing! What more do you want? Well, it turns out that 65 needs a LITTLE more than all that to be a real movie, but at least it's out there trying. Wikipedia page for 65 Movies recommended in this episode: Beau Is Afraid (2023) Air (2023) Park Row (1952) Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping....

Jun 03, 20232 hr 31 minEp. 398

FH Mini 81 - The Field House

Elliott, mega-sporto that he is, challenges Stuart and Dan to see who's the number one sports movie fan. Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , to support those affected by the WGA strike, if you’re so inclined.

May 27, 202348 minEp. 397

Episode #396 - 80 for Brady

We watch a film about four octogenarian women going to the Super Bowl, because apparently that's a full concept for a movie these days? Like, just... older people seeing football? That's a movie? Anyway, it's called 80 for Brady and we watched it. One of us even liked it, so if you enjoy listening to the other two being dumbfounded, this is the episode for you. Wikipedia page for 80 for Brady Movies recommended in this episode: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) Evil Dead Rise (2023) The Hell...

May 20, 20232 hr 57 minEp. 396

FH Mini 80 - Behind the Scenes

After a little talk about the writers' strike ( donate to the Entertainment Community Fund here , if you're so inclined), Dan takes us behind the scenes at Flop House HQ.

May 13, 202352 min

Episode #395 - The Pope's Exorcist

You wanna movie about Russell Crowe, he drive around on a Vespa, maybe getta rid of some demons? Ho boy, The Pope's Exorcist gonna make something real nice for you! That's right, we all took field trips for a rare Flop House in the aisles (although who knows if The Pope's Exorcist will still be playing in any theaters by the time this comes out)! Wikipedia page for The Pope's Exorcist Movies recommended in this episode: The Pope's Exorcist The Witch: Part 1 - The Subversion The Witch: Part 2 - T...

May 06, 20231 hr 25 minEp. 395

FH Mini 79 - Trailer Time in Teasertown

Stuart runs us through some of those tantalizing, teasing trailers. Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH still available! Here's a playlist of all the trailers we discuss in this episode! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.

Apr 29, 202350 min

Episode #394 - Your Place or Mine, with Hallie Haglund

Yeah yeah yeah, Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon, whatever, let's talk about REAL STAR POWER -- Hallie Haglund ! Hallie's back! HALLIE! HALLIE! HALLIE! She joins us to discuss our second romcom in a row: Your Place or Mine , a nonsensical romp about a week-long accountancy course, and also love. TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH ! The show premieres TONIGHT , April 22, and will be viewable for two weeks thereafter! Wikipedia page for Your Place or Mine Movies recommended i...

Apr 22, 20232 hr 53 minEp. 394

FH Mini 78 - Don't Mess With Taxes

Elliott guides us in a cinematic celebration of everyone's favorite holiday -- tax day! Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH now available! Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping.

Apr 15, 202350 min

Episode #393 - Ticket to Paradise

Huh. Traditionally, one gets TWO tickets to paradise, but I guess we didn't get a plus one. You know what? Climb into our luggage, so you can join us as we discuss Ticket to Paradise , a holdover from an earlier era when we still had movie stars, and used them to paper over not having much else. Streaming TICKETS for THE FLOP HOUSE BATTLES BATTLEFIELD EARTH now available! Wikipedia page for Ticket to Paradise Movies recommended in this episode: John Wick: Chapter 4 Michael Clayton Chameleon Stre...

Apr 08, 20232 hr 33 minEp. 393

Streaming Show Announcement - Battlefield Earth!

We interrupt our usual feed for a special announcement! For the first time EVER we're bringing one of our live stage shows worldwide, via the magic of the web. We've done special webstream events before, of course, but this will be a professionally shot and fully edited taping of our most recent in-person live show, available to watch online! Did you REALLY want to see us discuss BATTLEFIELD EARTH, one of the most notorious flops of all time, but you don't live in/couldn't make it to Brooklyn? N...

Apr 03, 20232 min