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The Flop House

MaximumFun, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalanwww.flophousepodcast.com
The Flop House is a comedy podcast devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film, then engage in an unscripted discussion about the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights, while never being afraid of a pointless, silly digression or two hundred.

Episodes

FH Mini #22 - Prequels: What's Their Deal?

Elliott quizzes us about prequels. Does anybody like them? Why prequels? WHY? Also, remember to get a ticket for the Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW, on Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern! Just $10! Buy a ticket HERE !

Jan 23, 202145 min

Ep. #333 - Wild Mountain Thyme

Faith and begorrah, sit right down laddies, lasses, and those not defined by the outdated gender binary, and we'll spin ye a tale of an emerald island far away, where no one talks like a real human, and all their problems are blarney. Tis a tale called Wild Mountain Time , and at least some in th' podcast think it's as barmy as Old McGarrigle's mule! Also, we’re doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we’ll be talking about TEEN WOLF , America’s top ...

Jan 16, 20212 hr 43 minEp. 333

FH Mini 21 - Stuey Goes to Hollywood

Stuart cracks the code to TV writing success, and gets some notes from his friends in the industry. Also, we're doing a new Flop House VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW! On Saturday, February 6th, at 9 pm Eastern, we'll be talking about TEEN WOLF , America's top basketball movie! We'll also be doing presentations, Q&A, and a few NEW SURPRISES! Worried that you CAN'T WATCH LIVE? Worry not! Ticket holders have a week to watch! Just $10 for a ticket! Buy them HERE !...

Jan 09, 202138 min

A FLOP HOUSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

The Flop House is on tour again! Virtually! TIME: Saturday, February 6th, 9 pm ET! MOVIE: TEEN WOLF (you demanded it!) + presentations, audience Q&A, and more! PRICE: Only $10?! CAN'T WATCH LIVE? It'll be archived for a week for ticket holders! TICKET LINK: https://theflophouse.simpletix.com/e/62711

Jan 06, 20214 min

Ep. #332 - Primal

Cagemas comes but once a year! Unless, since this one is a little late, it will technically come twice this year, and none times last year. It's confusing. It's annual is what we're saying. We celebrate the work of Saint Nicolas Cage this time with a discussion of the snakes-on-a-boat-and-also-other-animals thriller Primal . And for an august occasion like this one, you need a special guest! So this episode we welcome hilarious sweetheart Josh Gondelman of Desus & Mero and his book Nice Try ....

Jan 02, 20212 hr 52 minEp. 332

FH Mini #20 - Novel Tees

We devote this mini entirely to the most obvious topic for a show being released the day after Christmas -- Big Johnson T-shirts.

Dec 26, 202035 min

Ep. #331 - Six Weeks, with Alonso Duralde

We've been wanting to get Alonso Duralde on the show for a while -- not only because he's the senior film critic for The Wrap , and not only because he's the host or co-host of a number of podcasts, including Max Fun's own Who Shot Ya? , but because he literally wrote the book on Christmas movies . So, of course, this holiday season he picked a movie that barely sort of has Christmas stuff in it -- the double-Moore weepie Six Weeks . THANKS FOR NOTHING, BUDDY! (jk - he's a delight.) Wikipedia sy...

Dec 19, 20202 hr 51 minEp. 331

Ep. #330 - Freaky, with Barbara Crampton

We break out of our normal format a bit for this BONUS EPISODE! How so? Well, #1, we watched a movie that we were all pretty sure we'd like (and, spoiler alert, we did) -- the body-swap horror-comedy " Freaky ," and #2, instead of doing letters and recommendations, we take a bit of extra time to talk to our guest about her long career. Who is that guest? The wonderful Barbara Crampton , star of legendary horror movies Re-Animator , From Beyond , You're Next , and a little movie that doesn't get ...

Dec 12, 20201 hr 26 minEp. 330

Ep. #329 - Godzilla: King of the Monsters LIVE

Holiday hustle and bustle means it's finally time to release the OTHER episode, taped at Boston’s CitySpace, about Godzilla: King of the Monsters . CAN YOU HANDLE THE THRILLS?

Dec 05, 20201 hr 9 minEp. 329

Ep. #328 - Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo!, with Justin McElroy

Greeting boils and ghouls and gender non-kill-forming! For the spooookiest holiday of the year, Thanksgiving, we discuss the very appropriate Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo ! Why? Well, we ask our guest, the hilarious absolute sweetheart, Justin McElroy , that very question -- you may know him as one of the hosts of Max Fun's own My Brother My Brother and Me , T he Adventure Zone , Sawbones , and many other podcasts you should probably be listening to instead of our nonsense. See all that he's up t...

Nov 21, 20202 hr 32 minEp. 328

FH Mini 18 - Rattlesnake!

Renowned author Stuart Wellington gives us a reading from his early work: a stirring epic about snakes.

Nov 14, 202032 min

Ep. #327 - Men In Black: International, with Annabelle Gurwitch

And so we arrive at November, so named because it has no special theme. And, folks, we'll admit... this MIB: International episode is a weird one. Why? Well, finding out is part of the fun. But our guest for this show is Annabelle Gurwitch , from Max Fun's new Tiny Victories podcast, as well as TBS's Dinner and a Movie, countless acting roles, and quite a few books. Enjoy. Movies recommended in this episode: American Utopia His House Welcome to Sudden Death...

Nov 07, 20202 hr 49 minEp. 327

The Flop House Post Election Mood Enhancer - Bratz Commentary

Hi everyone. Was digging through the archives to see if there was anything we could release today, because it seems like maybe people could use a distraction right now. Anyway, found this old recording of the audio from one of our earliest live shows, way back in 2013, where we riffed over the movie Bratz, and decided to make it public (there are MP3s floating around, but we never put it on the main feed). In the past we were worried that you could hear the audio to the movie in the background, ...

Nov 04, 20202 hr 56 min

FH Mini 17 - The Monster Mash

2020 may be miserable, but it's STILL HALLOWEEN DAMN IT. So we assembled a crack team of the Flop House gang, plus comedy writers Mike Reiss and Ken Keeler (who, between them, are responsible for much of the greatness of The Simpsons, The Critic, and Futurama) to discuss the most important and timely issue possible -- the 1962 novelty hit, The Monster Mash. Also, if you're reading this on the day of release, 10/31, you still have until midnight to donate to charity and be entered in our raffle t...

Oct 31, 202027 min

Ep. #326 - Uninvited, with Gillian Flynn

Our guest this week is Gillian Flynn , bestselling author of Gone Girl, Sharp Objects, and Dark Places, showrunner for Amazon's Utopia, screenwriter of Widows and adaptations of her own work, winner of the Edgar Award, and BAFTA nominee. We have no idea why she agreed to do this either. But we're happy she did, because for our second and final SHOCKTOBER 2020 movie, our horror-aficionado guest picked Uninvited , and it was amazing! (to be clear, this is not THE Uninvited from 2009, which The Flo...

Oct 24, 20202 hr 53 minEp. 368

Ep. #325 - Fantasy Island

It's here! It's here! It's here! Did you get us any SHOCKTOBER presents? We got YOU something -- a discussion of this year's Fantasy Island , the goofy horror (?) movie based on the decidedly NOT horror 1970's light fantasy television anthology.

Oct 10, 20202 hr 46 minEp. 367

Ep. #324 - Hellboy LIVE

We couldn't get together for a mini this week, but our busy schedule is the listeners' gain, as we release this full-sized live show from the vault! It's a flashback to happier times, last July, when people could assemble to live comedy! Here's our live Hellboy (2019) show from The Parkway theater in Minneapolis, MN! Speaking of live shows -- mark your calendars for October 24, 6PT/9ET, when we'll be discussing Exorcist II: The Heretic over on our YouTube channel , in our socially-distanced live...

Oct 03, 20202 hr 42 minEp. 324

Ep. #323 - Deadly Lessons

If there's one thing we've learned in all our years of discussing bad movies, it's that vanity projects are often the creme de la creme of bizarre and terrible cinema. And hoo doggies, do we have something special for you. Made in 2006, then shelved for nearly a decade before getting quietly dumped to streaming in 2014, writer/director/star Stuart Paul's magnum opus, Deadly Lessons , is a fantasy self-help (?) thriller (?) that's impossible to describe, but lord, do we try. Movies recommended in...

Sep 26, 20202 hr 40 minEp. 323

FH Mini 15 - Tom Brokaw's Dune

The longtime anchor of the NBC Nightly News drops by to break down the new Dune trailer, and how he left his heart on Arrakis.

Sep 19, 202038 min

Ep. #322 - Money Plane

After a run of guests, we're celebrating Smalltember with just family. Because at a time like this, family is important, y'know? Almost as important as a movie where Kelsey Grammer menacingly smokes a cigar while telling a professional wrestler to rob a sky casino. That's right, we talked about Money Plane . You're welcome. Wikipedia summary of Money Plane Movies recommended in this episode: We Need to Talk About Kevin Da 5 Bloods Motherless Brooklyn...

Sep 12, 20202 hr 49 minEp. 322

Ep. #321 - The Call of the Wild, w/ Jesse Thorn

We finally invited the boss over for dinner, so we'd better hide all those staplers we stole! Noted dog lover and the head of Maximum Fun himself, Jesse Thorn , joins us to discuss The Call of the Wild , based on that one book you probably read in middle school. Wikipedia synopsis of The Call of the Wild Movies recommended in this episode: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga Host Ah Wilderness! A Thousand Clowns...

Aug 29, 20202 hr 43 minEp. 321

Ep. #320 - Last Christmas, w/ Hallie Haglund

The star of the show is back! We were SO happy to hang with the delightful and hilarious Hallie Haglund once more. And this time we didn't force her to discuss some fantasy bullshit she hates! Instead, we all watched what is surely one of the top three movies based on a Wham! song -- Last Christmas ! Also, if you're listening to this show on the day of release, you can also get another shot of Hallie by tuning into our table read of The Boy Next Door , starring Hallie, Dan, Stu, Elliott, Natalie...

Aug 15, 20202 hr 49 minEp. 320

Ep. #319 - Alita Battle Angel LIVE

What's this? An off-week FULL EPISODE? That's right -- as a li'l thank you for all of the support during the Max Fun Drive , we've reached into the vault and let loose this live episode, taped at Boston's CitySpace, on Alita: Battle Angel , so you can FINALLY learn the origin of Elliott's conviction that Dan loves backstory. ALSO! Two Flop House livestream events to put on your calendar for next week! On Thursday, August 13, at 5:30 pm PT / 8:30 pm ET, we'll be joining our Blank Check Podcast pa...

Aug 08, 20201 hr 16 minEp. 319

Ep. #318 - Hudson Hawk, w/ Roman Mars

Did you think we wouldn't pull out all the stops for Max Fun Drive 2020 ? More fool you! Because in this episode, we discuss legendary Hollywood flop and Bruce Willis passion project, Hudson Hawk ! And to discuss this momentous film, we're joined by Roman Mars , of the blockbuster design podcast 99% Invisible , the man many have called "The Hudson Hawk of Podcasting."* (The character Hudson Hawk. Not the movie Hudson Hawk. Because the character is so good at his job. Like Roman. Who is good at p...

Aug 01, 20202 hr 25 minEp. 318

FH Mini 12 - Flop House: The Movie!

In perhaps our silliest episode yet, Elliott and Stuart try and pitch a Flop House movie to Dan, who... we guess owns a studio in this scenario? Whatever. Just listen.

Jul 25, 202047 min

Ep. #317 - Artemis Fowl, w/ Scott Weinberg

The fuck is this? No really, the fuck is this? What is this fucking thing? What? This? From a major studio and established director? What? The fuck? This? Was made? THIS? We talk about Artemis Fowl with critic and filmmaker Scott Weinberg . Wikipedia synopsis of Artemis Fowl (good luck) Movies recommended in this episode: Lucky Grandma Monstrum The Old Guard The Watermelon Woman...

Jul 18, 20202 hr 8 minEp. 317