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We are in the heat of the Olympic Games, the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris and we're going to talk about sex. That's right, because when the world's greatest bodies get together, apparently things heat up and what better of a place to do it than in gay Paris, right? I hear there's been a great history of the big sex there. And who better to talk about sex at the Olympics than my daughter, the sex relationship columnist, Ginger Kohler. Welcome to my show, Ginger Bean. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Hello.
Hi. Thank you for coming back. Oh, you're welcome. We couldn't miss this opportunity to merge our two interests. Fitness and sex. That's right. That's right. And I got to tell you, whenever you're on the show, I get so much feedback. Everybody loves you. So thank you. Well. Thank you. And for those who've not seen me, I know it's weird theoretically to have someone's daughter come on and be like, my daughter's here to talk about sex. That's my major. I'm a sex major.
So we talk about it. That's right. You're getting a journalism degree and a theories and politics of human sexuality. And basically, you're going to teach sex the way I teach fitness via mass media. Yeah, more or less. Yes. And you're good. So the Olympic Games, I mean, these are... Seriously, not only the greatest athletes, but some of the greatest, most beautiful and capable bodies on earth. And so even when I was so hot, so much hotness.
And so you got to kind of do the thing when you're in the Olympic village, right? I'd do it. Yeah. You were in that scenario. So, so this was my Emma when I was a younger person, I did not sleep around. I just did not. I was very concerned about pregnancy and STDs. And so I did not do that. However, I kissed everybody. In fact, at the university of Florida, I think I only left about two to three boys who were at UF at the time that I was there that I did not kiss.
And so at the Olympic village, I would certainly, I would go after it hardcore. I would kiss everybody. Yeah, I would certainly kiss everybody. I know. I know. Maybe one. Maybe one. You've been in that crowd, so we're about to learn. I always got along just fine. The boys were like, okay, this is all I can get from her. I'm sure you got along fine for little University of Florida. But if you're in the Olympics, oh, it's on.
Yeah. So before we start talking about all the wonderful research you've done and all the fun Olympic sex facts you've found, I would like to tell you that I have interviewed so many Olympians over the year from Jackie Joyner-Kersee to Carl Lewis to blah, blah, blah. I mean, I just, the list is endless. Oh, Dakota Lindstrom, who's doing in the marathon this year. And I asked them like, what's the Olympic village like? And they all play coy with me.
Not one of them have owned up to getting freaky over there. And I just, I don't know if I'm buying it. I am not buying it personally. If they're young and they're single, why not? And here's the thing. I was going to suggest that today we look at different Olympians and say, do we think you're getting it on? But considering that you interview them and that they They are real life humans. That's probably not a good idea.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather not target. No, I'm not going to. That's why I said. I was going to, and then I quickly decided, bad suggestion. But I just want the universe to know that when I watch these Olympic clips, that is what I'm thinking about. Okay, like, who's that one getting? One hour with this guy, and I make my good old predictions that will be confirmed or denied. Have you seen the gold medal Italian swimmer? I can't even remember.
Oh my God, I was going to bring up that damn Italian. The whole team is so hot, but that one guy that goes like, he lifts up his arms and his shirt comes up, the girls fall to the floor. Yeah. Get him on this show. I'm going to have to learn to speak Italiano, but that guy is smoking. Yeah. I didn't, he, he won. I was actually watching whichever race he won the first time. And, and then I started looking and I was like, whew.
If I'm not rooting for the United States, I'm rooting for the hottest athlete. That's what I'm rooting for. Yes. Well, he felt your love because he won his race. He's smoking, though. Boy. You know, it's so interesting with the Olympic Games because obviously we're cheering for athleticism and all of these physical, you know, incredible physical accomplishments. But then on occasion you get a look-see and you think, whew, because more than just Hollywood can be spectacular, right?
We can crush on. Well, they've all got like the just different athletic body types being showcased, which people love. People love. If you just happen to have a little bit of face to go along with it, you're set. Yeah. Totally set. Okay. So you come on. Wait, I'm not done. Oh, okay. Keep going. Speaking of hot people, have you seen, I believe it is the pommel horse UF gymnast? He's so cute. I don't think he's a gator. Stephen, what's his face?
He's the one they're calling Clark Kent. He's not a gator. Because we actually don't have a men's gator gymnast. Oh, I didn't say gator. I said USA. Oh, maybe I said USA. Yeah. Yeah. He's giving like Peter Parker. I think he's more Spider-Man than Clark Kent. Do you know who I'm talking about? He's got the glass. I do. Yeah, yeah. His old friend. Yeah, his name is like Steve Radinowski or something like that. So cute.
He's adorable. You know what? I was actually telling your brother about him and I didn't know the world was calling him Clark Kent, but I was saying how he was so very focused while the other guys were hooping it up as they were competing and doing great. He sat there quietly and just visualized. And then when he got up to the palm of his hands, he pulled off his glasses. So cute. And he says, he says, oh, because if I wear them, they fly off my face and I can't see anything.
He said, I, I do the poma horse by feel anyways, but so I actually love glasses. I think glasses can be really hot, especially in a really capable person where they have this very strong, capable thing. And then they have little glasses. It's just a little weakness. I find it very attractive. It's very endearing. I he's just and I think people as much as he is like an extremely cute little guy and hot, hot.
I mean, definitely. okay whoa but he's also very i think his smile is really what wrote people in he's just very like he's very focused in his event but he's very just happy to cheer on his teammates and they talked about how he like he's a i don't know if he's like a physics major or something and he was doing he was using his degree to to plan out exactly what moves would make most sense in like a scientific way. And he was solving Rubik's cubes out there. That's right. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, you know what? Smart is always very sexy, I believe. I think smart is super hot. But yeah, he's got all these little qualities. I don't think if he just walked down the street, he has that classic appeal like Brad Pitt. I don't know about that. I don't know. But when you put it all together, he's just adorable. I'm so glad he's ours. I'm so glad we get to claim this Rubik's Cube, pommel horse, superhero guy is America's, right? He's Gary Tom Holland to me.
Okay. All right. That's cute. Well, he just, and you know, he's so giddy. He loves all the memes about him. And what a privilege to represent your country and then have people kind of low-key fall or big-key fall in love with you based on things other than your performance. He's adorable. Very wholesome. Very wholesome. Yeah, everyone just is wonderful there, but he's a treat.
He's like America's sweetheart right now. Yeah, for sure. Well, him and then... I was just going to say, I mean, Simone Biles has all the respect in the world, but she glows, man. She is one beautiful girl. And those teeth, smile, just a natural beauty. You know, I don't know. I always think that the happy people are the prettiest or the most attractive. She really, she's happy out there. And she wasn't happy four years ago, right? She had to take a step back.
She looks a lot better this year. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Joy. Joy felt. Joy felt. Okay. So you have some very interesting facts. And again, if people don't know this, know that the Olympic Village is a sex fest. It's sexapalooza. It's more sex than Woodstock from what we hear.
And there's ginger comes armed with some fascinating details tails to back that up so hit hit us with whatever you got so olympic sex facts there are there are many i found these from different news sources that i've gotten info from olympians so you know it's went through a couple different words of mouth at this point but i'm doing my best to give some direct quotes so ryan lochte obviously very famous mr olympic swimmer he has and and a The gator.
We always like to brag about that. Yeah. We're both gators. Yeah, he estimated that about 70 to 75% of Olympians are getting it on after hours. And the different sources are saying that most people are the serious Olympians, which I would assume are all of them. Right. Yeah. They said the serious Olympians are very focused up until their event. And then post-event, it is a party. And that people will get condos all throughout the city.
Because a lot of times, people have roommates in the Olympic Village. And there's some restrictions there. But people throw crazy parties and all sorts of different things. And then post-events, people want to get their energy out, stress out. So sex is it. Lockie actually talked about how they would go to bars and pubs all night and stuff because the swimmers go towards the beginning of the Olympics.
And at some point, I guess one of the guys on his team had the bright idea to go have sex on their balcony. Nice. And another Olympic team saw it and complained about it. And then their coach had to sit the U.S. Olympic swim team down and give them the birds and bees talk, as he described it. So that's kind of a funny anecdote. But yeah, crazy stuff. So 2012, the rumor is that in the London Olympics, within like minutes of all the Olympians arriving, Grindr shut down.
Which if you don't know Grindr it is the gay not even dating app it's more of like a sex app that's kind of what it's okay, it's like like we give Tinder a bad rep but like Grindr has double the like. Not bad rep, but it's for sex. That's what it's for most. You're not going to meet someone on Grindr and go and have a romantic dinner with flowers. It doesn't sound like that's the typical experience. Then again, not a gay man, never been on Grindr. But we're not talking the straights.
We're not talking the lesbians. We are talking gay men. So I'm going to make an assumption that either there's a lot of gay men around the Olympics and or that maybe, maybe, because I know you can do this on some dating apps, that you can set your location and maybe gay men were all setting their location to London. Oh, okay. So that they can match with Olympians.
Okay. Oh, well, yeah. Oh my gosh. If I were single and in the town of an Olympic Games, I'd be doing whatever I could to meet a gold medal hottie or even a bronze medal hottie, whatever.
Ever it's a huge tiktok trend right now to get tinder gold and which will let you set your location wherever and set it to the olympic village and all these people are like matching with olympians and stuff which is cool i kind of think it stinks for the olympians who are looking for someone to see while they're there that it's flooded with all these people from tiktok But I'd be a deal because you know what? If I was single, I'd do it too. I'd do it too. Would you? Would you? Probably.
Why not? I don't know if I'd be, but if it was like so much, I'd probably see what Olympians were around. So one of the things I think is interesting, and I'm sure you know this, maybe you don't, but there's a phenomenon where many athletes will abstain from sex completely in the weeks or months leading up to their competition because I don't, I, I guess it helps preserve something inside them.
I don't know what it is, but they do. So I'm wondering if those athletes are, are being celibate up until the point of competition, the alcohol and stuff can come into play once, once they're actually done with their events. But yeah, I wonder how many take a, take a vow of celibacy between a certain point and in their event? I would be interested to know what they were going for with that. Because I could see if somebody was like, I just want to focus on my event.
Okay. Cutting snakes out of the picture might help you do that. Or I don't want to retain an injury while I'm having sex because that definitely happens. But as for general health benefits, sex is super healthy. So I hope none of them are being recommended to do that by a doctor because I mean, it reduces stress. It helps with heart health. You live longer being more sexually active. So I don't know. I had never heard of that actually. I feel like maybe that's a thing.
That people would do in other areas of their life too. But yeah. Yeah. Abstaining for this or that. The other thing is you brought up Ryan Lochte and I remember him saying that maybe it was Brazil Olympics that he went to and he was single or I'm sorry, he had a girlfriend and he was very remorseful about showing up to the Olympic village in a committed relationship. So when he went to London, he was all single and gangbusters. And he had sworn to make his impact, leave his mark on London.
So he's happily married with a couple of kids right now. Yeah, I think he's actually lives near Gainesville. So he's doing great. But I bet there's a bunch of British gals or global gals who have some Ryan Lochte stories to share. That's a good story. Yeah, I think that makes sense. I feel like any Olympian that is not in an extremely committed relationship. If you care a lot about the person, stay with that person. But if you're like, we're just kind of.
Don't go into the Olympics with a situationship. You know what I mean? Yes. Look at you with the lingo. Situationship. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's good. Okay. I'm an Olympian. Okay. Another one. Let's talk condoms. We'll get to them now. But in Beijing, the Olympic motto, faster, higher, stronger, and the Olympic rings were printed on all of the condoms, which I think is crazy. Faster, higher, stronger. What an incredible innuendo. Absolutely. And I support that. I think, why not, right?
Why not? You know, what's also great is I've seen in researching this, I've seen all these great advertisements for like safe sex and condom usage from the Olympic boards or surrounding the Olympics where the condoms are like in the colors of the Olympic rings and like the rings or where they've got the rings. and then they go down in the car. All sorts of cute advertisements. Great marketing. Whoever's on the marketing team is doing great. And they've put a lot in safe sex. It's very fun.
They make it fun. And they've changed their safe sex strategy from being... More abstinent only to going with the World Health Organization recommendations to have more pleasure-based sex education because by reducing the shame around it, they increase condom usage per percent of people having sex. And then they also increase, what was it, like self-confidence and different things, which is great for being in the Olympics.
And then just decreasing shame in general, people are a lot more likely to be safe because around the AIDS epidemic, I mean, they were real worried about people coming into the Olympics and spreading HIV. Yeah. So I'm glad that they have shifted their educational policies to be a little bit more pleasure-based because people are much more receptive to that. Okay. So the packaging on the Olympic condoms are on brand. What else you got for me? Okay.
So in 2000, the Sydney games brought in 50,000 condoms, but it wasn't enough. They very quickly ran out and had to get 20,000 shipped in more, which is a lot. It is a lot. But last summer Olympics, well, actually we'll talk about now. Now, right now, 300,000 contraceptive methods are in the Olympics right now being shifted. I say contraceptive methods because there's 200,000 condoms. Okay. And then they have dental dams, female condoms, all sorts of other things.
But 300,000 was the number. But in Rio, they passed out 450,000 condoms, which is 42 per athlete. Wow. That's pretty sexy. That's a very sexy experience, those Olympic games. And Rio makes sense. It's a very sexy place, I think, Rio. Yeah, which means, and that's not to say every single one of those condoms was used, but even if half of them were used, that means that not only were 70% of the Olympians having sex, they were having sex every day, three times a day. Wow.
Yeah. Like the sheer amount of sexual activity going on at these Olympics is nuts. And I have no doubt that Paris out of all of these cities is probably the most –, down to clown. I mean, the opening ceremony started with a threesome. Love it. They were just saying, they were just saying, you know what? Let me give you, let me give you a taste of what these athletes are feeling tonight. I guess I got to tell you, I thought it was a little cringy.
I didn't enjoy that part, but I'm also not freaking out over it. I don't. Yeah. I love that kind of stuff. I, I appreciated it for being like a cool artsy video and I, it's not that I didn't like it. I thought it was like oddly placed, but yeah, out of place. Why there? Why there? But I think if I had to gander, I think they're supposed to represent where they live and city of love is a part of it. City of freak. Yeah. And so maybe that was them. That was their ode to that.
But I guess it seemed kind of random if you weren't being analytical though. Yeah. It was like, what is this doing here? Why? It's not that that may not have its place in the the world, but it seemed strange for a worldwide broadcast and a family experience, but to each their own, I guess. I guess now I've also seen that there was 100,000 female condoms delivered in Rio. In Rio? I don't know if that was in the 450,000 count or not.
That might've been. Yeah. And I don't really even, I got to tell you, I don't understand a female condom. I haven't used, haven't done any research on it. So explain that. Yeah. A female condom is something that. A woman has complete control over, which is nice because with a man, sometimes you have to rely on them to bring a condom, bring one that fits. You can always have one ready, but they have to be willing to put it on.
By having a female condom, it's actually something that you can put in before sex.
It is two rings and one of them is closed at the top and one of them is open at the bottom and then there is a condom like material like some sort of latex situation that connects them so that it's it's like a condom but bigger okay with rings so you set the one ring inside and the other one that's the closed one the closed one you put inside outside okay and then the open one sits outside the vulva and so somebody can have sex with you and it
creates a barrier so it's it's not something you put on the penis but rather something you put in the vagina and then you can have sex and yeah it prevents sperm from getting through it's not quite as effective as a male condom but they are just personal preferences. That's all it really is. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Give me some more Olympic sex fun facts. Okay. Okay.
In GQ, it was noted that one of the Olympians said that somebody once woke up in the village one morning with nothing but a baguette on. So on where? I'd like to know. Right, right. It's a lot of really different locations. Got it. Yeah. Okay, so I'm just going to read a quote from an Olympian that stayed anonymous that was talking to one of the news sources. She called herself Victoria and she went to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
She said, by the time the competition was over, I only had one thing on my mind to hook up and release up this pent up energy.
Energy it's crazy in the village athletes download tinder for just those two weeks and set their location a few miles radius of the olympic village and both men and women are always looking for a good catch she said amongst your closest friends in the team there's another mini olympics happening the hookup olympics and so in her games she says that there are competitions on who can kiss the most people in one night who can get a gold medalist into bed and who can find out which sports team has
the best performance on and off the field so um yeah which i think is so funny and so fun i so i totally would have been the kissing olympic one i would have i would have seen how many i could have kissed good for you queen yeah i think that's hilarious i would wonder what the the male athletes equivalent were because I'm sure they were on similar. Vibes, but I hate to see what they were. I know like as a camp counselor, it is a very.
I would say like demographically similar environment where you are young, adults who are usually college age, good looking in stuck together in a cramped up space a cramped up stressful space for eight weeks and I wouldn't say it's anything quite like crazy olympics but there are definitely shenanigans that go on and I know beforehand there would definitely the boys would talk about you know oh what girls am I gonna get with this summer or we'd like I would sit and I would
pair people and I would have a bingo card of who was going to kiss each other, who was going to break up, who was going to whatever. It's just like major drama. And I mean, sounds like it's very similar at the Olympics. And some of the kitchen staff were interviewed and saying, if you stay long enough, you definitely like see people start to pair up over the times there. I just think it's really, really interesting to.
But yeah, I will say go for it. I've heard it correlated to a frat party, but just the Olympic games. And I hear that the athletes are often just roaming around inside the halls and all their underwears, because again, are undergarments because they're incredible athletes with these super fit bodies that there's not a lot of modesty. And then here's something I'm thinking about.
So two things with the international stuff. So on the condom note, I don't know if this is relevant to the Olympic Games, but when I went to Russia, I was, I don't know, I was thinking I was maybe 21. And I worked on the cruise ship. And so we ported in Russia and I got off and oh my gosh, the Russian soldiers were very sweet to me. They all called me Solnitska, which means sunshine, which I liked very,
very much. But I toured all the interesting places in St. Petersburg, which is the old Leningrad, and I came to this black market and the black market is a place where it's supposed to be illegal, but it's out there in the public and it's a fenced in area and it's, it's a flea market, people selling things. And I'm not sure why it's a black market and why it was protected, but it was. And so I went in to buy some stuff. I bought a couple of military uniforms and I bought.
You bought military uniforms? Yeah. You bought some military uniforms? Yeah. Yes. For what? Just because it was cool. Just two very cool ones. I was like, why not? Anyhow, but what they told me in the black market is they asked if I had condoms. And at first I was like, what do you mean? Do I have condoms? They said, we need condoms. And so that night I got back on the ship and I went to the first aid box outside the crew bar, the officer's lounge where I would eat.
And I got like strips of condoms. And then the next day I went back to the black market and I was able to buy stuff with these condoms. So I don't know how, I mean, it's been quite a while since I've been there, but yeah, they just didn't have the same access we did. So it'll be interesting to know if any of these athletes are, you know, stashing their duffel bags with condoms, the Olympic branded condoms to bring home.
But then here's the other thing is international folks have international ways. And there was this one really hunky guy on the cruise ship. What was his name? I think it was Johannes or something like that. Anyways, he was Austrian. He was super cute, blonde and tan. It's just this gorgeous, gorgeous guy. And so he took me out on kind of a date in Amsterdam and we went on the river. He took me on a little boat and I think we did the horse around carriage and he was very, very cute.
And so that night on the top of this ship, we, we went to have the big first kiss type thing. And so I kiss him the normal way people kiss for maybe, I don't know, 10 seconds. And then this Austrian gorgeous man takes his mouth and I kid you not starts making out with my nose. And I was like, what the hell is going on? He literally was trying to French my nose. And I stopped that. I just said, what are you doing? He was like, I'm kissing you. And I said, no longer. And so I wonder what kind of.
Confusion is happening. There you go. I mean, we imagined it all to be hot, amazing, perfect sex, but... No, I imagine it's very strange sex a lot of the time. Yes. I mean, language barriers. I mean, just statistically, people are so much less likely to orgasm when they have sex with someone only once or for the first time. You're not likely to be able to communicate what you like. But also these people are some of the most elite people on earth. So I would be interested.
Also, are they all used to getting exactly what they want or getting treated exactly what they want because they're fancy Olympians and now people maybe are at the same level as them? Or, you know, how is it if you're someone on Team America that is so powerful or like your gold medalist? And what about just some country that's just like trying to put someone forward? Like you saw some of those boats with like 20 people or like the refugee team.
Oh, my God. Did you see the poor refugee team, that man that ate crap in his event? No, I didn't. I mean, I got a lot of respect for all those people who come out. Of course. Of course, he's such a brave thing to do. Yeah, and he was doing really well, but I just tripped. He tripped? He tripped. He tripped. He's trying to run a track, something track. He's trying to, you know how the track athletes can kind of veer into each other's lanes?
Yes. He was trying to get in front of some other guys and just tripped, and then they all tripped over him. So it was just a tough scenario, but he made it through. He made it through. He was last, but he made it through. But I mean, like... It's just awesome that he's even out there in the first place. So going back to that, though, I feel like communication and then grooming, like what if people groom differently around the world? Oh, that kind of thing. Yeah.
I mean, foreskins. Can we talk about foreskins? Huge difference. We sure can. Yeah. Well, because there's countries where, you know, gots to have that foreskin. America, not so much. And then there are the countries where it can be typical of young men to get their foreskins cut off when they're older, which can leave like scarring, desensitization, infection, all these other sorts of things. And, you know, just cleanliness in general can be hard with or without a foreskin,
but it's just different. It's different to deal with. Well, also, I mean, people are eating different foods culturally. Naturally, there's some people who eat some things that might make their breath smell or other parts of their body smell unusual. I imagine there's a bunch of great sex and there's a whole bunch of weird sex for sure. There's a whole bunch of surprisings. Oh, I didn't expect that coming out of some of the participants, right? You ever heard the term for the bit?
No. Okay. For the bit is something we talk a lot about in college.
It is like doing something for the sake of a story the next morning okay like I might see a guy cross the bar when I was playing golf and I might be like well he's not the cutest and I don't want to see him tomorrow but I'm gonna go talk to him for the bit you know got it yeah or somebody's on like somebody's wearing an app like a rainbow afro wig and you're like you know what I'm gonna to kiss them for the bit something like something you do so you have a story the
next morning i feel like there's a good chance that a lot of these olympians go into some of these interactions like all right i'm here i'm at the olympics i better come out of here having a story and i think you'll probably get that a lot of times yeah you're good i wouldn't be surprised yeah well how could the whole experience well here's what we're gonna do because i we can't talk about individual people because it's hashtag inappropriate what teams do you think are gold medalists in these
sexlympics and i'm not talking america i'm talking like, Like swimming, you know, sports. What sports do you do? Oh, okay. Well, I would imagine the gymnasts have something special up their sleeve, so I'm going to give it to the gymnasts. That's a good point. I think both male and female gymnasts are probably complete winners in the bedroom. The men are short, right? Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that. For some people, it might be a – but you know what? Everyone's the same height horizontal. So perhaps to an extent, to an extent. So gymnasts, for sure. I would maybe go to the judo folks because they're bendy and strong. What is that? Judo? You don't know what that is? Kind of like wrestling. Oh, okay. Cool. What do you think? Wrestling. You know what? I think synchronized swimmers.
I'm thinking synchronized swimmers. I think they've got the strength of a normal swimmer. But they've got different levels of flexibility and like body control maybe. And then they can hold their breath a long time, which can occasionally be good. Good. They come in handy.
Right. Right. Of course. Of course. Okay. So this is someone I think, which some of my listeners are going to be so cranky with me because they're part of this, but I would say the cyclists, whether you're doing mountain biking or the long distance riding might not be so good because they might have really sore crotches based off of sitting on those verbal little seats for a long time. They might not be game. They might just be like the hoo-ha is on a break because
of my bike speed. So here's my question. Does the Olympics have a triathlon? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I think triathletes are probably not the people you want to get with on the Olympics because I was watching those triathletes finish up their event. And it's like people are coming through and just collapsing at the finish line left and right. The first place people and then everyone's coming through in projectile vomiting.
And I don't want to touch that person for at least a month after what they just went through. I don't think they've got it in them physically. They worked too hard. They're too spent to have anything left to get it on. Too spent plus the crotch thing. Yeah. Yeah. The crotch thing is not a delightful thing. I, you know what? There's part of me likes riding a bike, but I don't like the crotch pain.
I don't. And I don't like the diapers. I think the diapers, which are those shorts, those cyclists and triathletes, whenever you're on a bike to protect your crotch, you wear padded biker shorts. And I think they are so gosh, gosh, darn unattractive. They take these beautiful people with these very fit, healthy bodies and they just, ugh, I can't. Yeah. I might rather have a sore hoo-ha. So, so yeah, I don't know.
I mean, we just, we just shot down the cyclists and the triathletes, but with good reason. I mean, if they're, if they're nether regions can withstand all of the burdens that a bike puts upon them, then give them a go. Right. And who else, who else do we think would be great? You know who I would not take home if I were an Olympian? Wow. A fencer. A fencer. Oh, how come? Lame. Is that bad to say? I think it's a little lame. I think fencing is very cool. That's what everyone says.
Poor fencers. I mean, sharpshooting looks cool, but I don't know that you need a lot of muscle for that as much as you need good eyeballs, which is not a trait that is... I mean, I'm sure they're fine in bed. I'm sure they're just as good as any other person. But like if you're looking for Olympian sex, don't grab a sharpshooter. Don't grab a sharpshooter. No, you want to grab someone who actually uses their body to to compete. All right. I don't know. I mean, obviously we could say it again.
You know who's probably crazy in bed? Who's that? Rugby. Oh, yeah. Oh, and well, there's female and male. But I can imagine the guys are like crazy testosterone. That would be pretty impressive. Yeah, I would say either way, if you get a rugby player, male or female, you almost guarantee that they are a dominant human being. If that's what you're into, go rugby. Yeah. This is the other possibly sexiest thing that happens at the Olympic Games is the haka.
It's the New Zealand I think it's called so hot, right? And they're like and it's all very manly energy. I pick people pick on guys all the time. I dig it. The girls do it too. Have you seen the ladies do it? I have and kudos to them. They do it great. But I'm looking at the guys thinking, who are we, right?
Yeah, can't touch the ladies. I do think the Haka is pretty hot I like it very much the Haka is super hot we should bring that here and make it a Kohler thing like we could create our own little Haka, it's very sacred it's very sacred to their people and I don't know, if it is the same region or not it's probably not but there's another team I believe a Polynesian team but I'm not I would hate to say the wrong team But
there's a team that got up in the morning and sang and sang this like beautiful, they all go sing together. And they sang this just like beautiful melody. And it sounded to me like something like. Something Polynesian. That's what it sounded like. Okay. It was beautiful. And all of the Olympians were going outside in the village being like, what is this sound? And I saw several Olympians videotaping like, look what we woke up to.
And it was just beautiful, especially for a group of people that is not there for their singing abilities. They sang beautifully. Okay. This is what that reminds me of. The Who's Down in Who Village on Christmas morning. Right?
Yeah so yeah so okay more sex facts what else you got do you have anything more, unfortunately as summer sanders a swimmer once said what happens in the the village stays in the village and therefore there actually aren't a lot of sex facts that i was able to find so that's what i've got for you today okay okay well that was great sex facts conversation i bet now Now, everybody is going to watch the Olympic Games, and I hope everybody's watching.
You can do your own little evaluation. Do these athletes probably kill it in the bedroom or on the balcony or wherever? The cardboard beds. Oh, let's talk about the cardboard beds because I think that's very interesting. Yeah, well, they were, as the news outlets are putting it, they're debunked that they're made to be anti-sex beds. Okay, and tell people what they are, if people have not heard of the cardboard beds.
I wish I knew a little bit more about them, but I know at, I believe, several Olympic Games, they have put beds made, like twin beds made of cardboard in.
Okay, it's the bed frame is made of cardboard. well yeah the bedding is okay yeah the frame is made of cardboard or like a very not sturdy material to people were saying it was to prevent olympians from having sex other people are saying no this is just the material we needed i don't think it matters so much what the intention was because there's not a lot of way to prove that so much is the fact that the beds could have prevented sex, but they did not.
They didn't. No, that's right. You can't hold these Olympians and their, their desires back, right? They are freaky people and they got to do their thing, win their medals, compete. Yeah. What a, what a, what a way to celebrate, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think that. That it's a big F you to the anti-sex Mayan. I think it also, I believe, it was a big deal when it was in Tokyo, which is a much more conservative area. And they were like, you guys don't want us to have sex.
And they were like, but now that Paris has them or similar ones, people are kind of like, oh, wait, well, Paris doesn't care. So this is probably just they actually needed us to be in for money reasons. It's so expensive to host those Olympics. My Lord. Yeah. They get so much funding. I mean, it's billions of dollars, but they, each community that hosts the Olympics, their, their community is enhanced so much with stadiums and pools and athletic facilities. Like crazy debt from it.
Maybe that, that I don't know, but I, I feel like the tourism benefits overall, even things. I think it would be easy to guess that, but I, A lot of places rally against having the Olympics because they don't want to host it because it causes such economic turmoil in their area and it's so expensive. I mean, do you see the people who were crapping in the, I don't know how you say, Sin? The Sin River? Yeah.
I mean, people... So did they ever do that? Because they were saying, you know, the Sin was supposed to be cleaned up because of the Olympics. So then they were because people haven't swam in that river for over 100 years and then they were supposed to clean it up. Yeah. Yeah. And there they were like, it's going to be clear blue. And they had their mayor come out and or their president. Yeah. But it looked disgusting. I think.
A month from now, all the Olympians that had to dive in it, for instance, are going to have some sort of horrible bacteria. Well, I think if they're going to have it, they're going to have it now. I think the triathlon took off yesterday. So there, you know, there's either going to be lots of diarrhea reported today or Paris gets lucky and those athletes go home healthy.
But yeah, it's, I mean, that's not something to joke around with too. No. I think about, I mean, And once again, camp counselor and we have a lake and I just, we've had some really serious issues that have gotten people hospitalized that have come from infections in the lake. And it's just, it's not something to mess around with. No, having said that, most of the triathletes will tell you that they deal with this type of stuff at many of their competitions.
This is not new to them. So they seemed pretty confident with the fact that they're, you know, if it tests okay, they're okay with it.
So hopefully- serves everybody well i would just expect better from the olympics but i see how if this is your thing and your games and this is the freaking olympics and you qualified like you're gonna do it you're gonna do it right it's gonna happen and you hope for the best but we will see give it a little bit of time and we'll see how those news reports come out if it was a yay or a nay if it was hashtag worth it or not hashtag worth it okay so here's the
deal my commitment to everyone on is to get some more Olympians on my show moving forward and get some juicy, gory details from someone who's lived it. Huh? Get some sexy Olympians. Don't do it. Don't take any uggos. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Why? They're perfect. That's okay. That's okay. Yeah. We love them all. We love them all. So I will, I will try to get some dirt. Firsthand dirt. I mean, gosh, everyone I've had has been like, oh no, we didn't do any of that.
It was, I just mind my own business. And I think you're a liar. Other people's. liar come on you can tell me you're gonna tell me give him one of those okay ginger it is time for you to give song of the week yes i actually i have a song and for once it's not megan the stallion i'm gonna do truth or dare by tyla okay i don't know if i've heard that tyla is super cute she i believe she's a south african artist that is coming up you've probably heard some of her songs before.
She's gotten very famous for her dancing. She's very beautiful, very beautiful. But I really like this song and it's been stuck in my head today. It's like, truth or dare, tell me do you care? And she's got a great beat in the background. So listen to that song. It's a little low key. Okay. And listen to it while you're working out. So whether you're stretching or you're dancing or you're playing racquetball, check out Truth or Dare.
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You know, I went to my annual gyno yesterday and she told me that her husband has a recurrence of his cancer. And she told him he had to read my book. And you know what milestone you just hit that you should share on the podcast? I'm going to let you share it. Fitz Kohler, my madre, is officially five years out of chemotherapy. Therapy. Well, five years cancer-free, only four years out of chemo. Is it real? No, no, no. That's what I put in my thing is that since last chemo.
It's five years remission. They removed the tumor on July 30th, 2019, my tumor and my lymph nodes. And then I had 10 more months of chemo after that, but that's okay. I mixed up, but she's five years in remission. Yeah. Yeah. And once you hit this point, so much less likely to have recurrence. It's still possible, but I am deciding that it's not coming back. It's definitely not coming back and we're going to be fine. Why would it come back? You already kicked its butt.
That's right. It should be afraid of me. That's right. I don't want to poke it in the mouth. One round of rock, paper, scissors. Yeah. We're done. We're done. I'm done. And you're done. Thank you for tolerating my cancer. I'm done. Next time, I'm, if you get cancer again, I'm just taking your boobs, throwing them in the sand forever. That's right. Yeah. Just so you know, there won't be a second time. I'm not. I don't expect it. I don't expect it. But in this alternate universe.
Nope. It's just not going to happen for me nor for you. We're a cancer-free family forever and ever. Amen. Cancer-free. Yeah. I second the notion. And on that note. On that note. Hey, listen, guys, if you haven't done so already, follow Ginger on Instagram. She's ginger and spice, but it's ginger with two R's underscore and underscore spice. She's awesome on Instagram and has so much to offer. Also, she's been announcing mud girl races as well.
She just, she just had so much fun with the women in Flint, Michigan and August 10th and 11th. She will be in Chicago making happy noise at their start line.
And I'm going to post those schedules very soon. soon and then if you haven't done so already follow at follow fitsness everywhere and leave a leave a stinking review right ginger yeah leave a stinking review not one that's stinking but you know yeah leave a good positive stinking review all right i love you so much thank you for coming to talk about olympic sex with me you're the best you too you're right tell everybody to get to work get to work bye team.
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