with: Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Acierocolotl . Edited by Acierocolotl . When you hear the words "bad fiction", there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, w...
Jul 22, 2011•56 min•Ep. 55
with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: aryion.com Edited by Boots Raingear . This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people...
Jul 14, 2011•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 54
with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: cyoc.net deviantart.com burpfetishforms.net Edited by Jimmyfranks . Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession...
Jul 01, 2011•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 53
with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Nutshell Gulag Acierocolotl Isfahan STOG Kumquatxop Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Boots Raingear . Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, ...
Jun 25, 2011•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 52
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jimmyfranks Portaxx Isfahan Jack Chick STOG Lemon reading: bobbygoc.sweb.cz Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . If you've listened to the F Plus for any length of time, you've probably found yourself familiarized with certain obscure fetishes. And while some of these fetishes have been really strange, there's always a portion of the listenership that was already familiar with this subculture. That trend ends now. What we have here is a community of m...
Jun 18, 2011•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 51
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: justiceforallcitizens.com Edited by Lemon . Over the last couple months, the so-called "legitimate press" has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizatio...
Jun 05, 2011•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 50
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Jack Chick Portaxx Zarla Lemon Content provided by Acierocolotl . Edited by Portaxx . Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the "digital lives" that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's ...
May 27, 2011•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 49
with: Jack Chick Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Bunnybread John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: okcupid.com Edited by Boots Raingear . Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating ne...
May 21, 2011•59 min•Ep. 48
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Kumquatxop STOG Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: bad-dragon.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by STOG . I'd like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various "marital aids" that the store had available. Don't be shy to admit it, we're all friends here! Now... you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous products and giggling with your significant other over the thought of "Who would act...
May 14, 2011•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 47
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick John Toast Portaxx Squiddy Lemon reading: rooshv.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Lemon . The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of...
May 03, 2011•58 min•Ep. 46
with: Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Portaxx Lemon reading: livejournal.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by John Toast . For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW's demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it's a show with a fan base of a surprising number of pervy women who want to see the two hunky guys do it with each other. You'd think these women...
Apr 29, 2011•50 min•Ep. 45
with: Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick Victor Laszlo John Toast Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Boots Raingear . While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia...
Apr 18, 2011•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 44
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Lemon Ophelia Flame reading: fanfiction.net Edited by STOG . This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out the fanfiction authors with a certain je ne sais quoi, a mixture of verve and enthusiasm for the written word ...
Apr 12, 2011•55 min•Ep. 43
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon Tiff Dynamite reading: livejournal.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Lemon . Most will agree that the decision to have a child is not one to be taken lightly, and in a modern world with new and complicated parenting concerns, some will remain resolute to never have children at all. But then there's a subsection of those people who will elect to be really annoying about it. We're tackling the livejournal community of...
Apr 04, 2011•58 min•Ep. 42
with: Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Isfahan Acierocolotl John Toast Lemon reading: killermovies.com Edited by Boots Raingear . The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said "Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also." To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with...
Mar 22, 2011•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 41
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Jack Chick Kumquatxop John Toast Frank West Lemon reading: alonelylife.com Edited by Lemon . Despite various expensive websites strongly promoting their "social" aspects, the fact remains that internet forums are a fairly antisocial experience. You sign in with an alternate identity, type some words into a box, and hope that other people might do the same in response. We visited alonelylife.com, where forum users kvetch about their problems meeting people, chime enth...
Mar 13, 2011•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 40
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan Lemon reading: poetryintranslation.com Content provided by Acierocolotl . Edited by Boots Raingear . With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to...
Mar 08, 2011•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 39
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Portaxx STOG Lemon reading: uncommonforum.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Lemon . People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That's the brain working. It's reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics, or in the cases of these subjects - making up a bunch of new age hippie nonsense. Thi...
Mar 01, 2011•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 38
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: demonbuster.com Edited by Acierocolotl . Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing math? These may seem like different problems, but in fact they have the same cause and the same solution. DEMONS DID IT...
Feb 24, 2011•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 37
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon reading: cartoonbrew.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend more time worrying about the needs of storyboard artists, and less time foolishly assum...
Feb 18, 2011•48 min•Ep. 36
with: Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick Kumquatxop STOG reading: abovetopsecret.com Edited by Boots Raingear . When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people look...
Feb 13, 2011•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 35
with: Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks John Toast Jack Chick Lemon reading: myspace.com Edited by Lemon . This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you've given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that's done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take some of the best nuggets out of some of the worst fanfics, and learn a new way you can get cancer. This week, The F Plus looks di...
Feb 09, 2011•59 min•Ep. 34
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon Isfahan John Toast ProtonJon reading: heroichomosex.org Edited by Boots Raingear . Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week,...
Jan 28, 2011•53 min•Ep. 33
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan reading: pitchfork.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Boots Raingear . Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either "tastemakers" or "douchenozzles", depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of to...
Nov 07, 2010•59 min•Ep. 32
with: STOG John Toast Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Lemon The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before! STOG : Behind The Bell by Dustin Diamond John Toast : The Way Of The Master by Kirk Cameron Jack Chick : Wild by Fabio Jimmyfranks : The Man With The Gold by Mr. T Lemon : 60 Years Of Wit And Wisdom by Andy Rooney...
Oct 19, 2010•51 min
with: Bunnybread Lemon Boots Raingear Portaxx bumpgrrl A City Pages Certified A-List Event! Bunnybread : Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson Lemon : The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt Boots Raingear : The Ice Opinion by Ice T Portaxx : Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton bumpgrrl : Junior by Macaulay Culkin...
Oct 19, 2010•59 min
with: Portaxx Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: facebook.com With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make yo...
Oct 11, 2010•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 31
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Lemon Edited by Jimmyfranks . With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religio...
Sep 22, 2010•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 30
with: Lemon Bunnybread Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Jack Chick Portaxx Squiddy STOG reading: youtube.com Edited by Djeser Djeseru . Back in 2010, we had a bunch of shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed. Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$...
Sep 11, 2010•1 hr 20 min
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon reading: netflix.com Content provided by Lemon . Edited by Lemon . With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, ...
Aug 10, 2010•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 29
