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The F Plus

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81: Fear And Loathing of Las Chicas

with: Isfahan Portaxx Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon reading: michaelbycconsulting.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Isfahan . As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of their sex. Learned sociologists have explored what it is to be a man, and our subject for this episode is not...

Aug 20, 20121 hr 7 minEp. 81

80: Disliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment

with: bumpgrrl John Toast Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon Content provided by Bunnybread . Edited by Lemon . A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither brilliant nor cunning, and it was his many thousand daliances with the legal community that got him a fair amount of gawker attention, and no...

Aug 17, 20121 hr 5 minEp. 80

79: Help Me Help Rob Help You

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Nutshell Gulag John Toast Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: eHelp.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Boots Raingear . Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your question, and would instead try to point you to the website of its sponsor, but at least it...

Aug 02, 20121 hr 2 minEp. 79

78: The Devil Went Down To Tumblr

with: Nutshell Gulag Portaxx bumpgrrl Boots Raingear Jack Chick Acierocolotl John Toast reading: tumblr.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What is the truest vision of Hell, and is Brokencyde making records there? Fortunately for u...

Jul 26, 201259 minEp. 78

77: Go Get 'Em, Tiger

with: Isfahan Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG Lemon reading: Pounced.org Edited by Isfahan . In the four years that we've been cataloging the stranger parts of the Internet in podcast form, we've been asked why we've never done anything with furries. The issue mainly relies on the expansiveness of this subject - with the sheer amount of furries and furry-related shenanigans on the internet, along with the fact that most internet-savvy people at least have some passing knowledge of what a furry is, w...

Jun 16, 20121 hr 11 minEp. 77

76: Today's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field

with: Kumquatxop Portaxx John Toast Boots Raingear STOG Lemon Adam Bozarth reading: change.org PetitionOnline.com Edited by Boots Raingear . In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that "We are the change we seek." And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in th...

Jun 09, 20121 hr 11 minEp. 76

75: If I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half

with: Isfahan Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Portaxx Lemon Montrith reading: abovetopsecret.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin's hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the revelation that our government is keeping secrets from us. Millions of secrets! And yeah, some of them might involve the United States bombing our own jou...

Jun 01, 20121 hr 11 minEp. 75

74: Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension

with: John Toast Bunnybread Boots Raingear Portaxx Lemon JT reading: tohno-chan.com Content provided by JT . Edited by John Toast . An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said "love is a battlefield". She then said "love is a battlefield" many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, hear...

May 20, 20121 hr 11 minEp. 74

73: I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep

with: Isfahan Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo John Toast Lemon Cheapskate reading: dreammoods.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Isfahan . For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you've learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and takes a step forward. But what of dreams, those manifestations of your subconscious that you cannot s...

May 10, 20121 hr 12 minEp. 73

72: Commissioner Gordon's Back Up Plan

with: Isfahan Boots Raingear STOG Kumquatxop John Toast Lemon Cleretic reading: City of Heroes Content provided by Cleretic . Edited by Isfahan . Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillains, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those characters to people living in the real world. But then thanks to online RPGs like City of Heroes and Champ...

May 01, 20121 hr 9 minEp. 72

71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy

with: Jimmyfranks Portaxx John Toast Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: amazon.com Content provided by Lemon . Edited by Lemon . Respected authors and lifelong readers hold differing opinion on the benefits of the kindle. While some bemoan the loss of the tactile pleasures of a good novel, others feel an e-book is a purer manifestation of the written word. Of course, their debate is an irrelevancy. Human society never backs away from a technology for romantic reasons and those who want to do so are u...

Apr 11, 20121 hr 9 minEp. 71

70: The Ace and Cakes

with: Isfahan STOG Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon reading: asexuality.org tumblr.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . Hoosier biologist and unbelievable superpervert Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexual proclivities could all be charted on a seven point scale, from fully hetero to fully homo. Further, he attested that the majority of the species drifted towards the middle - in a grey area between gay and straight. But there's an oft-forgotten classification in this scale of se...

Apr 05, 20121 hr 9 minEp. 70

69: The State of the Micronation Is Wrong

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Portaxx John Toast Lemon reading: malatora.wikia.com fedcom-online.webs.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Boots Raingear . As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start ...

Mar 11, 20121 hr 4 minEp. 69

68: The Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!

with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl John Toast Portaxx Kumquatxop Zarla Lemon reading: blogspot.com Content provided by Zarla . Edited by Isfahan . The psychology and thematic considerations of "What Makes For Good Horror?" is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six...

Feb 29, 20121 hr 8 minEp. 68

67: Where Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls?

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Acierocolotl Portaxx Kumquatxop John Toast reading: literaryreview.co.uk Content provided by Acierocolotl . Edited by Acierocolotl . For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor...

Feb 15, 201228 minEp. 67

66: As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski)

with: Isfahan Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: isitnormal.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by STOG . The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal b...

Feb 09, 201258 minEp. 66

65: God Bless You, Water Woman

with: Victor Laszlo STOG John Toast Isfahan Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon reading: joanocean.com Content provided by Victor Laszlo . Edited by Isfahan . The Sasquatch (or "Bigfoot", if you're prone to epithets) is a large ape-like creature which typically finds its home in the Pacific Northwest where it somethimes poses for blurry photographs. Also it can read and write. Also it has sixth sense. Also it exists both in our world and in another dimension which has neither shape nor form. Also it lives ...

Feb 01, 20121 hr 8 minEp. 65

64: Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse

with: STOG Isfahan Boots Raingear John Toast Portaxx Lemon reading: isitlegalto.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . There's a number of laws we all understand: Murder is illegal pretty much everywhere, as is theft and assault. We all recognize that, but then there's always gray areas. Does a schoolyard fight count as assault? Is it truly theft is it's not a physical object? And is murder justified if the person you just killed was talking about how funny last week's Big Bang Th...

Dec 15, 20111 hr 4 minEp. 64

63: Achtung! Adult Babies!

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Isfahan Bunnybread Victor Laszlo Portaxx Lemon reading: sissykiss.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Boots Raingear . Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and cov...

Nov 30, 20111 hr 8 minEp. 63

62: The Private Language of Sinead O'Connor

with: Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Nutshell Gulag Isfahan Bunnybread Lemon reading: sineadoconnor.com Content provided by Lemon . Edited by Lemon . Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Bel...

Nov 04, 201141 minEp. 62

out07: Masturbation Gone Wrong [short]

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Kumquatxop STOG Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: bad-dragon.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues....

Oct 28, 201117 min

61: Any Cling You Want (You Got It)

with: Portaxx Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: michaelkelly.artofeurope.com Content provided by Zarla . Edited by Boots Raingear . We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F ...

Oct 20, 20111 hr 6 minEp. 61

live2b: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2

with: Lemon Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Portaxx Isfahan Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor. Lemon ft. bumpgrrl : Lemon's Craft Corner (using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett) Jimmyfranks : The Fine Art of Erotic Talk by Bonnie Gabriel bumpgrrl : The Power of Your Subconscious Mind by Joseph Murphy Lemon : How To Be A Sexual God In 3 Easy Lessons by Dusty White Portaxx : 10, 000 Ways to Say I Love You by Gregory Godek Isfahan : Mentalist Martial...

Oct 15, 20111 hr 43 min

live2a: F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 1

with: Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Jack Chick STOG John Toast In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings... Kumquatxop : Here's The Situation by The Situation Boots Raingear : How to Good-bye Depression by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki Jack Chick : The Love Voodoo Kit by Voodoo Lou STOG The Power (The Secret) by Rhonda Byrne John Toast : Every Young Man's Battle by Stephen Arterburn Music used: TLC - No Scrubs The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health Screamin' Jay Ha...

Oct 12, 20111 hr 24 min

59: Planet Moneygrubber

with: Portaxx Jimmyfranks Isfahan Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: kickstarter.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Lemon . Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect that other people should provide at least one of those important factors. To that end, we would like ...

Oct 10, 20111 hr 5 minEp. 59

out08: The Otakindude Journal [short]

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Portaxx Tiff Dynamite Lemon reading: livejournal.com Content provided by Portaxx . Edited by Portaxx . This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to b...

Oct 07, 20116 min

60: The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness

with: Isfahan Portaxx STOG Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: tvtropes.com Content provided by Kumquatxop . Edited by Boots Raingear . The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best insufficent and at worst a fruitless excercise. Now it's about 70 years later, and we've all learned how to say “i...

Sep 18, 20111 hr 5 minEp. 60

58: I Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter!

with: Portaxx Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Kumquatxop John Toast Lemon reading: allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Portaxx . We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed...

Sep 04, 20111 hr 1 minEp. 58

57: Gotta Poke 'Em All

with: Kumquatxop Bunnybread Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: angelfire.com Edited by Boots Raingear . Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these...

Aug 20, 20111 hr 3 minEp. 57

56: Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?

with: Portaxx bumpgrrl Boots Raingear John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: finewaters.com Content provided by Lemon . Edited by Lemon . As a species, humans have a small list of needs, a larger list of wants, and an even larger list of things to get arrogent and pissy about. This episode is all about water, specifically bottled water, which (as it turns out) can fit all three of these categories. Much in the same way that certain self-professed experts can wax poetic on the merits of certain ...

Aug 07, 201148 minEp. 56
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