The Early Thing

Brad Paisley Frat Party | The Early Thing #20

I made it to 20 episodes!! I am very happy about that so thank you to anyone who has listened or supported me. This morning, the sad man yells at frats, the way people say words, and his own brother. What a sad sad life this man must live if this is what he thinks is making for a good podcast. What a loser. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Appl...

Football Is Stupid | The Early Thing #19

This morning, the sad man yells at a national treasure that is viewed and enjoyed by millions every year. He does like football, but does not understand the idea of liking one team over another. If you happen to be reading this, look in the mirror and say “I love you” you loser. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The...

Dolly Parton Kills Kobe Bryant | The Early Thing #18

This morning, the sad man totally makes fun of Kobe Bryant's death. He is in no way joking and sincerely feels this way so please take it personally. This is not a show with a man exaggerating his feelings for the sake of comedy. Please be angry about this because this is EVERYTHING to you. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Ch...

Shawn Mendes Talent Show | The Early Thing #17

In today's episode, the sad man yells at actual middle schoolers. When he was in middle school, he was too ashamed to style his hair in any way so it just went straight down and people would make fun of him for it. But, he would rather that than admit that he needed to buy hair products and ask his parents to buy him some. Or even his friends… what an idiot. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thin...

I legit have a mental breakdown | The Early Thing #16

I’m fine don’t worry

Body Image | The Early Thing #15

Its been a minute, well actually a week so sorry. But, I'm here to dump on body image. Why is it that when Jennifer Lawrence's nudes leak everyone goes crazy, but when I snapchat my vice principle a picture of my pubic hair its "illegal"... what a crazy world we live in. Anyway please enjoy my thoughts I got big things coming. If you could, please tell your friends about me and show them an episode... whichever is your favorite... mine is mommy biscuits Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podca...

Tinder | The Early Thing #14

In today's episode, the sad man yells at people who use Tinder. Seems kinda stupid though as he is a very lonely person and could only benefit from having someone in his life. What an idiot. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw __________...

What Kind of Idiot Are You? | The Early Thing #13

This morning, our hero gets the chance to use ad reads, intro, and outro music... yay. Please let me know what you think by reviewing "The Early Thing" on Apple podcasts so I can maybe get some sponsors for the horrible stuff I say in my car at 4 am. Stay crunchy. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” o...

Escape Room Doom | The Early Thing #12

This morning, the shameful loser yells at his own family that just wants to spend time with him by doing an escape room. Also how are you doing person reading this? Please rate the podcast if you enjoy on Apple podcast because it really helps me out. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: htt...

World War 3 Tik Toks | The Early Thing #11

This morning, the shameful loser yells at people who think this ww3 is gonna happen. Also, bananas Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________

The 2020 Glow Up | The Early Thing #10

In today’s episode, the silly sad mad yells at people genuinely trying to live their best lives while he himself doesn’t even know how to do taxes. That’s an honest truth. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _____________________________...

Succumb To The Fat | The Early Thing #9

Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ In today’s episode this mad mf rants about something simple like a haircut. How could that even be possible? How is your day? How many people read my descriptions? If u ...

The Hand Towel Bandit | The Early Thing #8

Today the mad man yells at his younger cousins and his aunt... funny stuff. Sorry about the scratchy mic I have no idea how to improve mic quality. Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________

Merry Thing | The Early Thing #7

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ It’s The Early Thing Christmas Extravaganza! Join me please

Bimbo Alert | The Early Thing #6

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Phonageddon | The Early Thing #5

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ I hate phones

Mommy Biscuits | The Early Thing #4

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ Have you ever called your mom by her first name in church?

Everyone Is Short | The Early Thing #3

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Pizza Time | The Early Thing #2

Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ In this episode we find our hero stuck between two opposing forces that could change life as we know it. Who is right? Who is wrong? And why has it always been 30 minute...

Pilot | The Early Thing w/Conall Lynch #1

Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _________________________ This is the very first episode of The Early Thing starring Conall Lynch please rate and enjoy life.

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