We've Lost Q, and Other VTS Conundrums

Welcome back to the Desperate Times: Radio Edition! Just when you thought the world might actually be coming to a complete end with no laughter in sight, we're pleased to fulfill all your worst nightmares by reappearing with no hermeneutical or ethical or institutional explanation. If we're being honest, we missed you. 

It's been fine, really. After assuaging our disappointment over the lack of memes to be created upon the conclusion of TDT's print publishing run, and the stunning drop in cease-and-desist letters from the seminary, we tried to move on. Herbert, former assistant to the editor of the Trotter Bowl dog-culture section, hitchhiked to California to begin an indie publishing company for esoteric heretical misprints of the BCP. Emmaline, our very-reliable faxing assistant, took up amateur goose-stalking and we haven't seen her in.. a while.

So anyways, we hope that you enjoy this very first episode, recorded in a very secret place in front of a fake live studio audience, with all the latest and greatest and definitely-truest news from VTS.