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to night. That's courtesy a Lockaroni on the Discord in reference to Miles, did you miss all the whole? Like New York magazine article about new rules for etiquette, and that like a couple of good ones, but one of them was just don't use your friends as four play. I'm just gonna read it word for word. It's one paragraph. Put it. It doesn't make if as a couple you start an argument in the middle of a group of friends, that group of friends may start looking a lot like

potential allies. Resist that urge. Do not attempt to shore up support. Do not ask, if you are clearly in the right, continue debating with your significant other. If you must believe the others out of it. Your addiction to argument isn't everyone else's kink. So it's just an interpretation of people having arguments around their friends as like some horny like group sex. That person has not been to therapy.

I know the total breakdown in communication skills in which the other people are trying to find outside like third party opinions to whether or not they're right. Guys, they're not horny, They're they're trying to get everyone horned up, get everyone involved in their weird kink fetish dude way that he's like, apparently he forgot to pay the electric build two months in a row. I was like, my zick was a blow off. How fucking irresponsible he is?

I love that show when they do that. Well, I'm thorough to be joined once again by my co host mister Miles being a blown out, blow out, blow out, blow out bugging not again, shorty, when bop splat me and my duke sweet gotta mop that when wife's plenty. We do cop that so much, Dukie, you can't stop now? When'd you get them dirty draws with the doodoe win it with the spell so fast like the devil does

shit it okay, shout out to Christie. I'm a Gucci man for that Ludicris roll out blow out inspired aka egg oh Man and who them girls do? Anyway? Blow out anyways about those diapers and form the guy's child who fucking was like, He's like, hey, man, I want I want you to have to talk about something you want to give you. Hey, hey dad, here's something for you to talk about. It not a full book, but like the kind where you knew the vibrations were so

intense that you're like, this is ruined. This diaper has been ruined. So anyway, rush to a dark room. Yeah, shout up. I also heard wopple House that account go got got so now you gotta your your new your burner at your other accounts. I'm like, bro, I leave for two seconds and he already out here, you know, doing the lord's work with one of the best follows on Twitter though, So if you're following him the wopple House,

go find him. Well now it's oh I think it is oh shit, it for the DT, right, I think that's what it is. Shid we'll have it'll be my media that I'm in jail. Yeah, it's oh s h I DT okay, they're just a community service announcement. Well, speaking of oh shit it you guys, it's a banger. Just miles a second episode back. But we thought he was ready. We had to do it to him. We had to do it to them. We're thrilled to be joined by the cold Brew Cracking as producer justin. Yeah.

You know, as we were letting him into the chat, he was like, unleash, unleash the cracking, unleash the Coldbrew. Mister Colebrew got me like the advice king. The poetry window was open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft. Hey, what's up? What's up? Thank you so much, Jack, thank you for that. That's like you know when you see a stand up and they play like enter Sandman or something and they're coming on stage and then it goes away. Everybody's like,

oh yeah, it's a comedy show. It is that. There is that moment. I know exactly what you're talking about. We're like the song comes on, you feel like you're in a baseball game because you're like, oh here it comes to ba oh yeah, and then you got like the music fades down. You're like, all right, y'all. How are you guys doing to night? How you guys doing tonight? All right, you guys on some dates tonight. Like it's like, what do you do, sir? Yeah? God you do? What

about you here? What's up with a grateful dead in town? Come on? Come on? Hey am I right? Come on? Like he was going hard with that ACDC. That's how it felt. That's how it felt. That was such action. That was an incredible fucking rap by by Miles there. Yeah, that was. I felt like I was at a show. Yeah all I can all I can talk about now his feces and breast mill. So I wanted that show to go on. I wanted to hear the rest of that song. Ye oh man, that was. I was actually

opening for another comedian, That's what that song was. Gonna go Chris Croft and come to the stage, Bob Bob, Bob Bob. Yeah, hey, guys, he's sick of Republicans or what you're dancing and ludar Chris's role out, roll out, feel like they don't got a brain in their head. You guys heard about Mention Connell. Yeah, god damn it, that song was better, but back a Lizard, he like gets the thing wrong instead of turtle, he goes, he doesn't even have the like an iguana. Huh, oh man,

I wish we were listening to informers. Still, yeah, ladies telling Chris crofton, oh man, this is gonna rule. So I grew up in Connecticut, doesn't Connecticut? You heard of the Vanderbilt Press. Okay? First, first of all, you can get my book on a website. Hold on, I have written down book after the same, like it after the day. W w W. Hold on some plugs. I'm gonen with some plugs really quick? What else do I have? What else do I have? What else? What else? What else?

Find phone? First word? Yeah? First words? Or what else? First word? What else? Yeah, that's a that's a strong He went with the first word, what else? He went

to what else? Open flashbacks in twenty fourteen Los Angeles, Me showing up age forty fucking god damn and uh age forty goddamn and uh you know, just entering, you know, Nashville legend showing up to yeah, start all over at open mics in Los Angeles at age forty five, and I'm like, no, one's what is everybody treating me like such a weirdo for why are these twenty two year olds fucking being such dicks? Like they're God, I can't believe why are these twenty two year old now old?

I must have looked to them now old of forty five year old is when you're twenty two. Oh yeah, it's like being dead or a hundred. Although I remember when I was twenty two, everyone over the age of thirty seemed like the same amount of old. Yeah, Like it was like thirty to sixty was just old. And I remember, like, I remember doing drugs with someone that was in their forties, and I couldn't believe that they did. Like I was like, yo, you your party. I'm like

your forty though. They're like, yeah, dude, I'm my life's been fucked up for longer than you've been alive. And I was like, oh, okay, cool, cool, No, got real dark on it, real grizzled. I was like, all right, you're still doing drugs with twenty year olds in your in your forties. It's it's coming from a dark place. Yeah, yeah, life's been fucked up since before you were shipping in diapers kids. Yeah, I was doing that in two thousand.

I was doing that in two thousand eleven. Then I got my ship together and went straight to open mics. There it is back, all right, Chris. Let's uh, we're gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we probably won't end up talking about today,

but we could if we wanted to. Frances On too, because they have a protest culture and they have a fucked up president who did some fucked up shit, and they can do shit about that, so they burn it down. They burn it down, So we'll talk about that, why we're jealous. We'll talk about Milania, which she's been up to. Yeah, you know Baron, he's Miles is going to keep with his push to get Baron to start hooping. He I think something might. He's growing so big, I'm freaked out.

Like every photo it's like, Oh, he's his mom's side. Oh he's Donald Trump's side. Oh he's taller than Donald Trump. Oh he's seeing eye to eye with John Sally. Oh he's taller than the White House Christmas trees end up being too big for basketball. Yeah, he's like a roll doll character, the little boy who grew too big. He's Slovin. He's the least half Slovenian Luca, you know, yeah, that's I mean, look it's there. So look if we got to see him in the league, let's see he doesn't

look agile. To me, he does not look agile. Yeah, look, I know. Whenever you're dressed though, like Donald Trump, you will not there's no way to look at like even if you were fucking Usane bolt In like that pink tie and like black suit, you'd be like, I think that guy's mobility issues. He looks like a serial traveler to me. Yeah, yeah, you have to dribble a traveler

and he's like euro Step is kind of flagrant. Man that hello, don't call this anymore, but you just traveled through like a bullhorn, through like a bullhorn up to a building. Baron, you have to dribble twitter blue check mark bullshit. The regular blue check marks are going to be canceled on April first. What they do, what they say they hit? Oh man, you don't the regular blue check marks spicy for problematic as finn Yeah, I got it.

But before we get taken away, what's something from your chest? Well, I, first of all, I think the blue shot I want. Those are all good topics, and I have like I'm gonna you know, because I'm a new kind of person, you know, since I've been a co host, you know, much calmer now and everything by topic. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm way less funny. Yeah, because well you sent me that document that said what the host are supposed to be and you said a lot less funny. Yeah, A

lot of people don't know that. Anytime the co host is speaking, I'm making the wrap it up gesture in my zoom window too. I might as well tell the audience what happened. What happened was I was a co host on the show last time, yea not long ago with with Blair SACKI was the guest. So go check it out. It's really fun, absolutely great. And I just said, by mistake, before we started, I was saying, oh, I've

been worried about this. I've been worried about being a host because I got to change my the way I am. I have to be Like what I meant to say was I need to be seventy five percent more professional, but instead I said I meant like calm down, and I said I be seventy five percent less funny. Yeah, what I meant was just calmer, but you know it came out wrong. And then Jack like his zoom window went off and like crashing and stuff. Anyways, yelling at

you with a hot mic up. Yeah yeah, and the iHeartRadio stock went way down and everything and um crap, plus the warm bells going off. Yeah, And I was like, I just meant twenty five percent more professional. Oh man, I made so much money though a couple of weeks ago, and that the stock praised it. Oh fuck, yeah, I knew you were on. I was like, watch this, Watch this guy's child. You're paying for your college right here. Off this your own company. When I'm on the show,

I like that, Hey, you got any good American? You got a bet against Row? We gotta short the crofton episode got texting me, is it super Bowl Sunday? And I was like, what is Miles talking about? He was like, because I just bought the dip. I was like, oh okay, I didn't even know what he was talking about, but

number town shit. So Here's what I'm I've got for you today is this is a thing that I've been I just found out about yesterday and I put it up on my Instagram as a colbrew got me like someone sent it to me and it's some guy named um I think his name is uh yes, Cedric Lorenzen. Are you familiar with this guy? He like has sex. He doesn't actually have sex with food, but he's like he's like a porno chef, like on Instagram. He has

one point nine million followers. He he he like he makes like nineteen eighties desserts right that looked like they would have served a like Spago, you know, to like Jack Nicholson and Rebecca Brussard and like nineteen eight six. And he's like he basically like you know, he's always sucking on his fingers and he has no shirt on or he's wearing like a really crisp white Oxford and he's like squeezing you know, tomatoes oliver his chest like

creme fresh. He's like straight up fingering like yeah, handlopes and stuff. Yeah, he has one point nine million followers. He was like, Salt Bay, but I can I can do that better. He saw what Salt Bay was doing and was like, I'll make it here with the salt with salt thing. And he has like a pytail. He's He's the most infuriating person in hell. Man. We gotta bring back regular jobs, dude. This one video of he gotta get manufacturing back in this country. This is ridiculous.

This man is dipping his ponytail and creme fresh. This guy's licking the beer foam and seen it grotesque way. I'm like, it reminds me of like ought to be funny. Like when I was a kid, I remember seeing beer foam and I was like, oh, I want to I want I want that part of the beer. I remember seeing like someone poor beer. Do you want to drink beer foam? And I understand the fascination of beer beer foam, but this guy is going to the next level by burying his face into the beer foam, Like why is

he tucking in his pants? Oh my god, he's gonna I've seen this one. He's about to slap and yeah, he's like lags me. You see the way he dipped that pork belly. Oh okay, his fingers like it was

molests a raw chicken. He fucking has a raw chicken and one of these things and they slaps it around and like, oh, I've seen this guy wait, why do you have to spit the fucking wait, Like, you gotta look at the one okay, the one where he makes this drink like he's like, it's it's it's a let's see if you're looking at this, if you're looking at the oh my god, what is this one where he's

fingering a grape? Okay, that's a that's just him straight up fucking pretending that fruit is vaginas and like sticking his finger in him and and and people love it. I mean, like there are women who are in the comments like holy fuck, I can't go to work now because my pants fell off or whatever. And I mean, and then there's other people who are like other women who are like fucking fuck this, you know what I mean? Really fuck Like women are like either like yeah, I

can watch you fuck this. It's like totally yeah. Oh that's why I didn't even think of that. He can be like yeah, behind the paywall, he can be like you should see what I do. Oh yeah, this man so much money behind a paywall. So and there's so that's what I like about it is he conflicted the audiences because it's really just like nine and a half weeks kind of thing, like the aesthetic, the way it's lit and everything. It's like as kind of right, it's like,

and the desserts look like shit. It looks like somebody who get at a restaurant, like a Fusion restaurant in nineteen eighty seven. And he's so obviously cocky, and he's he looks like they Sometimes he just puts up pictures of himself walking around, you know, and he just looks like your average you know, nightmare bro, you know, aspiring influencer guy. And women love that. Some women are like, yeah, I want that creep. Here he is wearing a sweatshirt

that says real men make you nut first? Is that what he said? Yeah? Seat and bring back post his bone appetite. We need to bring back manufacturing jobs. This is he I volunteer to be the fruit I identify as fruit. Now. Yeah, it's a smart insight because I think like we're losing all the sex in our movies. There's only like so the school is the way finger blasted this coconut. Oh that's the worst one. Yeah, a fucking scene right the right. Yeah, yeah, that's when he

was like that too far? Oh my god, quick, whatever, get in, get in where you fit in. Yeah, and I feel like there's a big market there because it's only like porn and then sexless superhero movies. So like this guy got in where he fit in. Like, so, what's the like gender flip version, like a woman having

sex with a baseball or something. Yeah, I don't know, like sporting equipment or we always get our people are have that when like women do anything with like macho stuff, they're like, oh, have you seen the one chick goes the nine thousand guns and the big butt. Yeah, I guess maybe add sex to anything. And Jack Lorenz and you know what I'm gonna do this rest of the the podcast Naked. This has given me some good ideas for the dailies, Like it's Refresh. That's my new Blebrew name.

When I am drinking Colebrew, i am named Lorenz And if anyone addresses me differently, I will squirt them with with coconut crem Fresh. I mean as always a classic all time. You gotta watch the one though, where he makes the chocolate drink because he's acting so mucho. He's like sniffing absolute vodka and he does that thing where you make a triangle underneath your mouth and do the tongue thing like that. Really yeah, yeah, oh yeah, he goes yeah. Yeah. He's like some very like some of

his very straightforward interpretations of sexual there's nothing happening. Is a virgin. He's a fucking virgin. And I think he's like, this guy's a virgin. He reminds me of that guy. Who's that guy that soccer player no x UFC guy was now in jail and Croatia or whatever. His name was Alex Andrew Andrew yea, yeah, Andrew Tay was definitely like, man, this guy's got his ship together. Yeah, he's fucking food.

He thinks he's tough. Look, Ben diagram is if you like to eat and you like hard abs, you pull up to Cedric Cedric Lorenzen's page and you got it all. Yeah. I just mean that there's a lot of women who are like, now, this is what a real man does. But a real I mean, it's like, I don't you know, real men are asleep on the couch. Real men are disinterested in everything. And I just think, I don't know, I don't know what I think. I feel now, I

feel completely I'm all fun. I'm impressed by this guy's bit. I think he's got a good angle. I'm impressed by it. I like that his first post, Like, if you scroll all the way back, whoa this? What is this? Is his first post? It's him in a baby kangaroo and he says, come here, cunt. Okay, what the fuck is this guy? This is his first page? That's not him, is it? That's a twelve? I think it maybe him as a baby or some shit. Oh he's like twenty year old and so first. Oh no, it's anyway back Thursday,

five years ago. Anyway, shout out to Cedric true hero. Fucking you gotta start. You need you need to fucking counter account where it's you doing sexy cold bruise there you go, yeah, like putting like yeah, like it's so stupid. It's like this is so obvious, Like I don't even know how to It's like if yeah, like my my version of the account would be like filling like a trombone with whipped cream or something like just like putting, putting cherries and like a sewer pipe and being like

get it. I mean, you're gonna sit here and tell me that your interest in mud larking wasn't erotic at all. Come on, no, except for like sometimes they do find sex stuff in the mud. Yeah, of course, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back. Chris just took a big swig of what I have to assume as coldbrew. Oh yeah, it's my brand. I got my own brand now, Yeah, said Drick Lorenzen. Yeah,

what is something you think is overrated? Chris? Overrated? Is this is sort of a serious one, A little bit um just overrated? Is being sort of being arch being being ironic, being being being over it? Mm hmm. Wait this is you for a long time, Chris, What's this? Was you for a long time. I'm not saying I'm accomplished this. I'm saying something you could aspire to. Wait, so what do you mean by this? Like just someone

who's just got just completely like nothing moves them. Everything's like that whatever I want or just like being like Republicans are trying to like fucking do this, They're trying to take over democratic legislatures. But whatever, Like I know about it, I know it sucks. That isn't just another ystopia two point or you know you haven't accepted it. Yeah, I mean what of course they are. Of course they are.

Let's go get a fucking lante though, yeah, or if you're even commenting on it right now, actually dumb because it's not about this for fifteen years, two people with stainless steel refrigerators hanging off a climbing wall being like, did you hear the Republicans are taking over the legislature? Tag? What did you think was gonna happen? So I watched

let me find the name of it? I watched on Criterion Channel last night, the James Baldwin documentary, Oh yeah, called ticket, Price of the Ticket, I think it's called And it was the most inspiring you know he is if anyone doesn't know who James Baldwin is, author African American gay author started writing in the twenties. First wrote about homosexuality in fifty five. Very early. It was like a big deal, but kind of like a reserved guy, like he grew up poor, real poor, but but outspoken.

And he also was a preacher when he was very young, and so he was really eloquent when he spoke. He ended up involved in the civil rights movement. He moved to France because it was such a hard it was so hard to be black and gay or just playing black in America in the fifties. So he moved to France and actually thrived. But he didn't want to be in France. He wanted to be in the United States really, but he had to be in France because because but he also was like, well in French, in France, they

like us. And in my Angelus in the Dock just came out in eighty nine, so it shot on sixteen millimeter, was beautiful and uh and um my Angelous just mentioned she said that, you know, said it so plainly. She said, in France, black Americans were safe because they didn't have any guilt about slavery in France. So so the target

of their resentment was not Black Americans. The target of their resentment was Algerians, right, which which James Baldwin identified with even back then and said, they're us, they're us in France, Like, I'm not blind to the fact that France is that France is safer for me because they don't have this white hatred of black people. Because black people remind whites of their own sins. That's not the case in France. The people that remind France of their

own sins as Algerians. Well, because the Algerians were a colony. Yeah, the other French he's in Africa, but yes, yeah, and that but that was just uh to me. That movie was inspiring in the sense that there is like this.

This was like Martin Luther King was assassinated. I mean this only this came up in the documentary because he was friends with doctor King, he was friends with he marched on Selma, and he was at all that stuff, and he knew Martin Luther King, he knew Malcolm X, he knew Um, I don't know if you knew Medgar Evers. But that stuff devastated him and made him very angry.

But he never stopped being optimistic. And that was a point of people kept trying to especially white critics, kept trying to say, oh, he's just turning into a polemicist. He's he's bitter, he's you know that since the civil rights stuff, he's just become like this propagandist and he's in rage. And he was like, I'm never He's like, I've never and all his friends said he was always mad. He was never bitter. He was always angry because he

thought people could do better. What he talked about mostly was unless we get together and stop all this individualism and everybody being over it and having their own little ecosystem in their head where they know this and they know that and they get all this personal pleasure from ambition and everything. He said to get where we need to be. He didn't imply that we're going to get there,

but he said we got to try. And he said, but the price we have to pay is enormous to go from individual to collective, because you have to abandon all your fucking self seeking, which is the most Americans have been sold this idea that there's nobody happier than the Marlborough man, the guys standing all by himself. That guy's supposed to be the happy guy surrounded by nothing,

just me and my steers. Yes, and all the fools of fell for that are the ones that are storming the capital being like, why do I feel like shit? Will somebody did this to me? And it's like, no, fucking Daniel Boone did this to you. Fucking Marlborough man did this to you. Capitalism trying to sell every person a toaster. Instead of seven people sharing one toaster, you get everybody be in the Marlborough Man. Everybody needs their own toaster. Yeah, so Jackson, what the fuck are you

talking about? I mean the coconuts to James Baldwin, I love it. The spectrum on the show, Jackson doing that wrap it up. Oh so it thumbs up. With the other hand, this is great stuff. But so anyway, I go, if you can get to watch that, it's just about it's a it's beautiful anyway, it's a. It's it's inspiring in the sense that, like, I understand that this all is overwhelming, and I feel the same. And I think that James Baldwin was also honest. He wasn't like I'm

doing this, I'm fixing this. He's just saying we need to try, you know. And he was serious. He was intellectual, he was not afraid to be serious. He was also funny and cool. But he was also like, I'm putting myself out there because not because I'm bitter, but the opposite, I'm hopeful, right, And so that just made me think of all this shit that's going on in Tennessee, because I'm in tennis See now, you know, and it's like this shit is they're trying to roll back civil rights.

I mean, that's what they're trying to do. And it was just a minute ago. So we're letting, you know, we we can't let this happen. It was like Martin Luther King was assassinated one year before I was born. Yeah, I mean, I am setting eight years old, but but you know what I mean, it was a minute ago, and they're already they've already overturned the Voting Rights Act there.

I mean, this is like happening. And if you can roll your eyes and drink paps, blue ribbon and stuff, but that's not helping really, and you know I know that, and I'm the guy who did it for years, so I'm not I'm not I'm not yelling at anybody. I just thought that documentary made me want to write more and made me want to fucking speak the truth more. And he was in such danger. I'm just some fucking white guy. I mean, James Baldwin was fucking taking a chance and he and he lived a long life and

had a lot of beautiful friends that supported him. And yeah, anyway, I think it to write up in the Price of the James Baldwin on Criterion, but I'm sure you can get it off you know, YouTube or whatever. Yeah, I think you can get on PBS two. Yeah it was originally. Yeah, it's it's a knockout movie. I mean it's it's only an hour and a half long. But I could watch it again because also just James Baldwin's like fucking just dealing with a guy that's smart. Oh yeah, I mean

he's quote smart. He was like a time traveler. I mean, like it also just shows you, like you're saying, like the complexity of all of these issues or dealing with and how they just how they've blasted for so long, but the observations are still the same, and you know how you know, pressing a lot of his words are really truly brilliant. People rarely are they're they're not the

ones who are smug and disconnected from the world. They're usually very engaged, inspired by and you know, not always optimistic, I guess, but just trying to like engage with the world around them. And but yeah, I think you're right that there is this fashionable idea of like that's smart and witty to just be over it and dismissive. Yeah, I think it's just a way to deal with your powerlessness over and it is unable. Yeah, much easier to just be like, yeah, I know. So it's really me

talking to myself right now. I mean, because I'm just I'm there, you know, I'm like laying right. I mean, I might not be cynical. I never have been cynical.

I've always been hopeful. But but but I do end up like sleeping fucking an extra five hours because I think about the news, you know, Like, I mean, it's not easy, but I just think like the idea of like liberals is sort of I don't know, it's just like we we have to be earnest, yeah, you know sometimes yeah, yeah, it's not enough just to well, I think it's easier for some people to be like yeah, I know than to really actually know and feel it

in their fucking bones. They can read ahead line and like sort of you know, intellectually understand, but then it's a whole other level of engagement to be like that's so fucking bad that something has to be done and it needs to be talked about, versus being like, oh, yeah, that's a bad thing. I get that, but I don't have the energy or will to engage with it because it's it's just too much. And I totally see why. You know, earnestness people are just so funny. People don't.

People are just like because it's memetime, you know, it's Internet time. Everybody's a dope, you know. I mean it's like two seconds you try and be earnest for two seconds and fifteen people hit you with some really funny shit it with twelve memes and make you feel like an idiot, you know, and they're good. I'm not saying

it's post apocalyptic sense of humor that's going on. It's incredible. Yeah, Like you know, like there's a meme of like SpongeBob, the the SpongeBob saying the SpongeBob, SpongeBob, the sponge the SpongeBob. But it's a float in a parade, like a floating float, you know, yeah, flat like a balloon float. Bullshit, said Rick Lorenzen here Live from the Marshmallow. How it hideout? So it said, it was just you can see the flame in the balloon. You know, it was like a

hot air balloon, right. Yeah, I love that. This is my life. Can't explain things, Debra knows already what they are. Yeah, And it said oh no, hell naw, hell no. The meme said on it it was just a picture of that with a flame under sponge SpongeBob and it said, hell naw, they burning sponge bob sd u n h pussy. Hell naw, they burning SpongeBob's pussy. That's the funniest fucking thing.

I laughed so goddamn heart at that, even though it's insane. Yeah, just hell naw, they burn in smirket Bobs just just just said like you can get caught hookie of that ship and just everything. Yeah, yeah, I know, like there's a it's very seductive a lot of the like apocalyptic humors,

like we're oh, it's all gallows humor. Now. It reminds me of like all these brand movies that are coming out that I'm going to love, like that are like the Air Jordan origin story, the Flaming Hot Cheetoh's origin story, and they're all like good, I'm gonna like go and be like that's actually good, guys, that's actually really yeah, Tetris, that's just the Actually you should actually check it out, like it's it's a bummer, but yeah, I want to

see I said on my tweet. I said on my tweet. Friends, I said on a tweet that I published on Twitter. Uh yeah, I said that I would rather see jen Air. I don't know if you guys are familiar with the Stove, but I'd rather see the jen Air story than the Jen Air then I would, yeah, more than I'd like to see fucking ben Affleck Affleck in another goddamn wig Rgo part two. Yeah, cool go as the worst movie I ever saw her life even called leg store. What

is something you think is underrated? Oh, we're doing that again? I thought it was out of the picture crap, underrated, We were done with that. I thought that was for some reason. I thought that, oh, myth is gone too much time already. So why don't we just go away? Why don't we just go past that? How about the underrated James underrated? There we go? Yes, oh yeah you don't know? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah, it is underrated. And I

gotta catch up. On the reading part. I have a tendency to to to learn about the people and not read the books. So it made me want to catch maybe want to read James Baldwin books, you know. And and uh see a play. They kept showing parts of this play that he put on called them, Oh god, it's called like anyway that it looked like the best play in the wor world. Yeah, it was done by it was like about race and it was done by these fucking dead serious actors from the actor's studio back then.

You know, like where is this seriousness? That's what I'm talking about. You see these actors and it's like this isn't like now, it's like a Broadway play there, Like is there enough gas in Godzilla? I mean, like that's what's happening. I got to all the music look pretty good though I used to hear it's getting good reviews. The Swiss is the Swiss man who's running Godzilla ready

with his computers. Well, the last time Chris was on, he recommended All the Beauty in the Bloodshed, which I finally watched recently and it is an absolute like mind blowing knockout documentary. So I will confirm this recommendation. Oh I'm glad. I'm glad that was Man, I can't name that movie to save my life. Still, I'm always like all the all the guts and stuff, everybody's mad, and the everybody's mad and they because of all the sounded

the sound in the fury, all the anger and the loudness. Yeah, France, Hey, speaking of France, Hey, fucking I mean, I'm glad that somebody's around miles the year back to appreciate these segues speaking of France. Yeah, I mean that was pretty seamless, though he probably France right, heard of it, heard of it. Yeah, I was there in nineteen ninety. Hell yeah, yeah, you were, so there were I was there, man, in ninety. End of last week there were demonstrations that saw more than

a million people taking a stand against mccrone's government. There were more than two hundred protests across the country. Nine hundred and three fires lit in the streets of Paris alone. I love where that stat who's the fucking fire counter? I don't know they got one? Yeah, there's another one. Okay, what do you at? Six hundred two? Okay, keep going, keep going. They must be really angry. It's probably some NEPO baby doing the counting too. Yeah, like he's undercounting

the fires. You gotta get those fires numbers. Gerard DU's nephew is. But this is all due to mccrone's pension reform bill, which would raise the legal age of retirement from sixty two to sixty four, all well below what it is in the US. And also we don't really have an official age of retirement in the US. When do we need to look at our look at our congress. Yeah, oh my god, it's crazy. It's wild because you know, this is not for someone who's fucking sixty one right now,

You're like, what the fuck are you doing? You're adding three more fucking years right now. I was about to fucking cash out, because again, they have a really really wonderful retirement system compared to the United States, and the French really have like it's it's a point of pride.

But also their work life balance is so important. I was listening to I Forget, like one of the news shows, and they were talking to the protests on the street, and person after person was like, we really value the idea that there is a work life balance that is really important. And I'm like hearing that, I'm like, wow, that's a take that's only starting to gain steam in the United States of people being like militant or not.

I'm less say a militant, but like drawing a hard line, like underneath this idea that I'm not going to toil and have my labor exploited till the fucking till I literally collapse. There's gonna be a fucking sunset to this. And the fact that he goes and wants to unilaterally do this because he did it, he completely went around a parliamentary vote and just like invoked these special powers.

The president has to be like, yeah, all right, pushed it through, deal with it, and now it's you got I mean, you have to be militant because they're relentless about trying to take away the work life balance across the world, anything that's plugged into the global economy. And I feel like this is going to be used is being used by the mainstream media for photo ops to be like look at this chaos, aren't you glad you

live in America? Being the subtext, And I feel like the answer should be no, no, look at what they're fighting for, like this is how, this is how you buy that this country free. And it's just getting worse for older people in this country, Like it's not gonna it's gonna deteriorate much quicker. And the situation is already like it's hard to even compare with retirees life look like fucking twenty years ago and what it looks like today.

You know, like you think about all the like roving people who are like you know, like chasing the seasonal work and shit like that. Living in RVs as like a way to quote retire but still be working. And it's very miles they're sitting right here. You know, you don't have to I know you're making feel me. I'm just trying to light a fire under you. Man, how to light a fire on you. I'm gonna go light

nine hundred three fires today. But I mean, I feel like, you know, there are a lot of reasons that the US doesn't have a culture like this, like you know, historical reasons, a armed police force who will kill you for damaging property. But we also have a mainstream media that treats the burning of a car or the looting of a store as the most serious time human life. Yea, yeah, and yeah that was the first thing I read that. I mean, this is some of the upside I guess

too social media. I don't put that means to get downsides? Well, who cares? What the just the fact that right away someone said the reason that you're wondering why this isn't happening in America because it can't happen here because we have police that would fucking shoot you, murder everybody who was lighting these fires. I mean, this would never they said, They're like, I just didn't didn't didn't think of that because I was almost just gonna go, yeah, we need

to have in America. But then someone wrote like, yeah, there's a reason why we don't have it here. You'll be kettled, tazed, packaged, and frozen, and we have it in the summer of twenty twenty, like we had mass protests. But I think that's a that points to another reason that we don't have a lot of organizing is because you have to be working fifty sixty hours a week

to have healthcare in this country. Yeah too, But then there's you know, they also did a good job of being like, well, that's gonna be the last one of those as far as the you know, the Black Lives Matter protests. Now they're building Cops City and fucking war facility for the Atlanta police, you know. Yeah, and they are trying those kids as terrorists who are fucking I mean, that's it, you know, like that's how you know, right, because they're like, oh, you want to protest the building

of like soldier cop camp, you're a terrorist? Yeah? And I mean this like the other thing too, is because the size of France, it's easier for a bunch of people to converge on the capitol. I didn't think either like that was operating or until you just said that. I mean there's a lot. I mean like there's a lot of difference, Like we're just so spread out. It's just you know, you have to go to maybe your capital things like that. But all that to say is yes,

it's it's much much different. And you know, like I've seen they've been like like critical, like very non critical analysis. They're like, wow, people really don't like my kron Huh. I wonder if that's gonna be good for like the right and like Mariela Penn and like the far right. This is a labor led movement and it has fuck

all to do with the far right. They have fuck all the energizing people in terms of like this this terrible reform that is about to hit the books, and it's just wild because it was so un like the second it was mentioned sixty around seventy percent of people that were pulled or like, I'm so fucking against what you just said right now, do not want it? Like, what are you talking about? There's a there's a deficit of some whatever billion, and most people like, why don't

you fucking tax the wealthy to address this fucking deficit. Instead, you're just saying, no, put them to work longer, because we're not gonna We're not gonna. I mean, there is money we could probably find, but we're not going to do the thing that would like ask people who have more to put in their fair share. So people who are like doing manual labor, or women or low wage workers aren't going to really bear the brunt of this fucked up reform. Yeah, and the unions are not letting

up either. They have they've basically like you know, they're like thirty percent of the flights into Paris have been like canceled the railroads or like half working. And they're saying they're calling for another mass protest on Tuesday because this is the one way they feel that they can actually pressure like the government in France to do something, because they successfully did that in two thousand and six.

There were these like reforms that were that we're going to go into effect that was aimed at young workers because youth unemployment was so high. But employers were like, we'd hire more young people, but like, all the labor protections you have for workers makes it harder to just fucking fire a young person, and that's why we don't when we don't hire them, and the government's like, fuck it, we'll take away those protections. You can fire them much

as you want, and they're like, is that good. They fucking took the streets like the unions fucking weren't fucking around, and eventually then President Jacques Sharrock like relented and got the fucking message. And I think that's why too. You see, these protests are going to continue because I think the only other route is like the equivalent of the French Supreme Court looking at how this was done, and they'll probably,

I don't know. I don't think they'd be too friendly to the way mccron did this because it was such a specific it was like tied to a specific bill, yet had the most significant reforms that would reverberate through the nation. I just couldn't believe that when I heard that there was like a way to bypass Parliament, Like what the yeah, well then what what the fuck is

that for? That's the Parliament's just set dressing. I mean, unless you know, you know, I mean they were just like, yeah, mccron can't pass this and it's not popular, so he's just gonna use the whatever the America has that with the presidential like the yeah we can go do we can drop bang bangs on anyone. Yeah. It was insane

to me. I just said, that's so crazy. But that is the reason why people are so energized is because it was done in such a like just I am the one who's going to push this through, like, you know, as the you know, yeah king, a lot of his supporters who are like wealthier, older people and who might not be as like tethered to the reality of what it's like to work every You forgot about Provision sixty nine X. That's right, Give me that where something that

everybody doesn't want still happens. Yeah, Provision six and nine X is a great adult film. The amount of money that the New York Times must be spending right now looking for a French protester who voted for Trump, like has to be like, right their editorial, buddy, I'm fighting Macron. But this is why I voted for Trump. I like that daily Zykey's going for going after New York Times. It's about ye. Yeah, we've been we've been going easy on him for too long. I let my relationship with

Maggie Haberman cloud things a little too much. Yeah, you know, a great job on the seat. Friend of the show, Maggie Habrman. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back, and Miles, you finally had an announcement. Yeah, I found common ground with Milania Trump. You've been looking for a way to connect with her for a while. Just yeah, first it was like the spiritually, yeah, philosophically everything. I mean that jacket that was like, I

don't really care to you. I was like, you know what, I like that? Damn Yeah, you know close. Fuck we almost you almost had me, Milania. But things are seemingly not going great for the Trump family. And I say seemingly because it seems like he might go to jail. But we don't know. But we just don't know what

will happen. And all we hear now it was about how Donald Trump is angry and paranoid about his legal troubles or how he recently threatened more chaos on Kroger Twitter that like he was yelling at on Friday night. When am he goes what kind of person can change and what kind of person can charge another person, in this case a former president of the United States who got more votes than any sitting president in history and

leading candidate by far for the Republican Party nomination. What a fucking sentence this is with a crime when it is known by all that no crime has been committed, and it'll be a nationwide adderall shortage, but there's not one in Marla, I'll tell you that much, and then causing the naide adderall shortage. And it's also known that potential death and destruction in such a false charge could be catastrophic for our country. So here picture with a

baseball bat. I believe he's slow motion ramp up some kind of maga jailbreak riot. But while all that's going on, I wanted to check in with his wife and son. First up, I just want to say I saw a picture of Baron up this week. This motherfucker needs to be hooping. Yes, you know what I mean he's six foot seven. Now from reports eight foot bunch. How about if he is the hoop? All right, make a hoop with your arms, Barren, Yeah right there, bank shot off your face, you fucking goof Um No, but I mean

he is so tall, I can't. I'm It's like I again. Every time I see him, I feel like I'm checking in with someone else's kid. I'm like, look a man, oh man, you're playing basketball. Um. But Milan, Yeah, this is the important thing. She's doing what many of us have been doing the last three years or so, which is completely disengaging from reality because it's just so shit. This is this is from People magazine, this new exclusive quote. She remains angry and doesn't want to hear the alleged

hush money payment mentioned. Oh she's aware of you think about that. This is this is bringing the stormy stuff back. Yeah, I'd be like, my damn marriage. Come on, yeah, remember four months after Baron was born, I had that affair. Anyway, he's six foot seven. Quote. She is aware of her husband and who he is and keeps her life upbeat with her own family and a few close friends. Oh wow, okay, well what else she won't started a lifestyle influencer like

blog just about how to keep a positive frame of mind. Yeah, it says Goop with one oh missing, and then she goes on to say, quote, Milani is leading her own life and still feels happy being at Marlago, surrounded by people who love her and who never talk about reality or bad things about her. Uspin, I just love the quote that they say, who never talk about reality? That is so I just I'm holding onto that and it reminds me like, yeah, sometimes you get in those zones

you're like, we're not talking about reality today. Yeah. I hope it's a stated, a stated policy, no free zone zone for rich people. That is a very slow adjustment. Yeah, I mean that is the structure. I don't think. Yeah, I don't think that's a quote that would come from the actual rich person because they have no concept of reality, that it wouldn't be like, hey, let's not talk about reality. Yeah.

These are sounds like the perspective of someone who isn't like oh yeah, well, I mean they're like, oh yea, they don't talk about reality in there. I mean imagine being her friend though, just like imagine that by itself, like just don't no matter what you were allowed to talk about. What the fuck are you doing with your life?

Are you crazy? Like you a kind of crazy persons hanging around with Milannia Trump imagine the self esteem, Oh my god, or damn, or like the like the politics of being one of her sycophans, or like one person starts doing that reality talk and they're like, we gotta get rid of Deborah deb is. She's a fucking looser, out of control. I think she's off her meds or something.

She brought up. Donald ex girlfriend was in a book club and like all the women in the book club wanted this one hot lady to be in it, but she didn't read books. So they like put her in it anyway. And they're just like, you can just be here to talk about whatever. Yeah, you talk about like what hour smart and other ways? Right, yeah, but she doesn't have anything relevant to say about the book you all read for the reading. No, it doesn't matter. We

want her here anyway, for she's a genius. Like that's the other thing. They'll go away on the other direction. She's actually a genius. That's why she can't read. Yeah, it's just too much. She's already got so much reading in her head just naturally, you know. A part of me is like I was like, oh, that must suck for her. But I think at the end of that, I'm like, no, you chose your life, okay, and and that's and this is this is the one you've chosen

to live. But on some level, like I get especially the part like she knows who she's with yet she's still in this are reminds me of like I dated somebody who like knowingly dated somebody who brought untold amount untold amounts of chaos into my life, just like yeah, and I was willingly there like it was either fucking trying to get me caught up in fistfights because the mouth was just way too spice, Like oh yeah, well he about the fuck you and your homeboy up. I'm like,

You're like this is love. I'm like, no, but you're a d one athlete and that was new for me. And I loved the story. And also your favorite movie was also Belly by Hype Williams, So I felt like we're there and then and I just remember like there was so much stuff going on, and I stuck around until one day they called me because she crashed her car on like pchcause she was on Molly and she was with a homeboy who like did a like a g move and like put her in the passenger seat.

So when the cops pulled up, he was there and then he was fucked up, but he was on probat so they arrested him and she called me. He's like, you gotta come get me, Like I don't know what happened. This was after like a week where I was like, you're putting me through too much, and I did the the Milania thing. I went and saw Attack of the Clones with my mother right hung up the phone. I went to my mom, I said, can we go see Attack?

But that was my version of not talking about reality because my mom did not know I was dating that person. And she's like, yeah, rich people don't like any reality anyway. And then and then yeah, they probably just talk about, you know, with Milannia, it's probably the usual stuff, you know, like how's your lobster, Milannia, how's your lobster, Malani. You know, Milani's like it's freddy good. He's not as good as yesterday, but it's fine. Yeah, okay, Well anyway, yeah, like I

was at lobster yesterday. It was pretty good. But I love your bag. I love you. So I did a stand up show in Malibu. I hosted a stand up show in Malibu for three years. And those people, man, they don't even know about ship, whether or not they're married to Donald Trump, and whether he paid off a porn star. They don't want to hear about a damn thing. I don't like kills like what would have killed? Would that?

You think they like comedy. That's the funniest thing. I love it, I love it, I love And then they immediately when the show starts start talking like really loudly and don't pay attention to it at all. And then they also when they do listen to it, they think comedy is I don't know what they think it's supposed to be, but they can't stand when it's about stuff at all, like anything in the news like this is no one wants to hear about this. Yeah, so they

hate comedy. I don't know where they think the tension in comedy would come from if you just did what they like, which would be like I don't know what, like people who have big boats rule, Like isn't that the worst when you're christening your boat and evol off your pants fall off, or whatever the fuck it is. I don't know what I want. First word, what else? Followed by a where are you from? Sir? What else? But my favorite is that they before the show seriously

are like this, I'm so I love comedy. I love to laugh. And the first time you're like, they're like, oh, I can't afford a house. What the fuck is anybody else? They're like yeah, They're like, they're just using me out. This is not comedy. Well, they just decide it's not comedy and there's some other kind of comedy that they would like. That's all it happened. I don't know. I bummed me out a little bit out. I don't I

can't even I can't even think this reality based comedy. Yeah, any reference to anything about anything that would lead to something funny they hate and they I think they just want you to make fun of poor people. Basic talk about how to cheap those Tory birch slides, look on people. Yeah something, it's something they want you to bully. They want you. All they think is funny. All they think is funny is bully. Yeah. Well Chris as always such a pleasure having you on the daily sidegeist. Where can

people find you? Follow you, read you all, Thank you, thank you for having me again. I love it always. So you can find me at the crofton show, on Twitter and on Instagram there and Colbrew Got Me Like is on Instagram, you know, probably for the rest of eternity, and then it's gonna be on my gravestone and um uh. And then you can also read my book, The Advice King Anthology, which I'm starting to record the audio book

finally this week coming week. And you can also listen to my record Hello It's Me, which is on all the all the fucking platforms. Hey, oh and Cold Got Me Like? Our show? Yeah, we have a Colbrew sponsor now and last show is about Larry Summers. So we're getting like we're kind of talking about some serious shit and in addition to just talking about like the band Survivor. Yeah, it's like part Billy Squire, part serious. And you're you guys are fans of Larry Summers, right that guy rules?

Oh yeah, he's he's really he's always done a good job. I think he's the goat inventing crises. And then talking about them and how to solve them. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying, Chris, Yes, I did it. I fucking picked out the thing ahead of time. Hell yeah for once. This guy his name is at funeral pign and his name is Wargan. At funeral Pig is his handle, and this is his tweet. My men are shooting fire arrows into the thatched roofs of your

village right now. Playboy, Miles, where can people find you? And you've been enjoying Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray, check Jack and I out on Miles and Jack and sometimes Miles and I before e except after he got mad boost these uh, and also checking out on four twenty day Fiance. We are coming back soon. I'm talking about love is blind, I think, uh, and maybe the

other way anyway. A tweet I like is actually from the show LUs Coltureista's at LUs Cultureista's quote tweeted this tweet from gold Derby that said quote a hashtag Emmy's spotlight Bowen Yang is hilarious, heartbreaking and deserving of recognition and quote tweeter said, Yeah, sure, why not that's the way to respond to that? Yeah, Yeah, okay, I really enjoy this genre of tweets where people just screen cap Elon Musk like tweeting something and then his sycophants responding

to it. Mister two damn. Chris Tweeter screen cap of Hakim Jeffrey said House Dems are fighting hard for the

American people. Right wing extremists are fighting each other, and Elon Musk responded, that's what she said, and Jeff Curry tweeted one of the best comebacks ever crying laughing emojis why one of the best comebacks ever, Sir Peter Teel fucking Peter Peter Teeal fucking you know the guy who's most powerful and Tennessee politics dad His dad owned a car dealership and he sold the land for so much that he's like the biggest power player in national politics.

So that's because that's how we are politics work. Is the guy who owns the biggest car dealership, the guy who invented PayPal, or this fucking fool, yeah, fool. Elon Musk's jokes are below fifth grade level. They are He's a moron, I don't care make sense. He's a freaking teenage boy freak, and he's not so much money. That is the best comeback ever, Chris. I mean, I'm just saying, like, we got our political system has has to get the

money out of it. The guy with the biggest car dealership, he could buy and sell you a million times dead. They're gonna kill me with the drone. Dude, They're gonna take me out, and you just remember, yeah, why and that's what you just remember where you're gonna buy your next GMC truck. Yeah, I'm serious, as dad. You know, parking lots are big. So he sold it for like one hundred and ten million dollars. And now it's like you can't do any legislation in Tennessee without running it

by this guy Beamon from Beamon Toyota. What a system, ste and we got the world's richest man saying that's what she said. Yeah, but it's hey, I get it. Millennia says, let's link up, Milannia. Fuck reality, fuck it all. Let's watch him James Baldwin documentary, how's the Shrimp? He's okay, It's okay. I eat the tails, you know, I know the ties are good. Oh yes, everyone eats the sales about you know what? Oh dep you're not eating your tales are given me. Let me get out of the garbage.

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