Donald Trump Got IndicTrended 3/31: Hasbulla, Blue Check, Donald Trump, Cookie Dough, Christopher Walken, Trans Day of Visibility

some of the Zeit Gang already has. But you know, I'm not gonna help you, so yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're interested, do the fucking work, do the work exactly, all right, So let's just get into the top story. Obviously, the biggest story right now that everyone is talking about is Hasbola because he apparently was beating his cat on Twitter and now everyone is talking about it. And I believe that is what is being discussed the most right

now on the Internet. As far as I'm I don't know if anything else that we I mean, before we recorded, we'd spent damn, you're thirty minutes just talking about has bulla and then his like beef with Abdrew Rosick, And I didn't even know I've seen has Bull. If you've probably seen this guy, he's just like twenty year old man with a growth hormone deficiency, so he's smaller, but

he's always like wearing like hype beast like gear. He was recently front row at the Lake Show on some Jack Nicholson shit, and he's become like just a big Internet celebrity. But there was a video that came out with him like scolding his cat, as he said, and many people are like, you're pulling his ear and you're punching it, and he's like, this is just blown out of proportion. He's like, I love cats. I love them more than I love you. I think it's what the

translation said in his video. But yeah, I'm also not really aware of this guy's history or anything. But you've seen him, you're aware of him, you've seen this. Yeah. Yeah, I think if you spent any amount of time on like Instagram or anything, like, there's a reel at some point you're gonna see whereas pops up. Yeah, I don't know all of this Internet celebrity shit goes over my head. I'm I'm sorry. I wish I could muster up the strength to say something about I mean, I'm the same way.

I'm like, I know him from being like with Salt Bay and like these other like Turkish restaurant people back in the day. But yeah, shit, his career is fucking on some next level ship. We tell him. Mike Tyson was even mistook him, I think for like a small child, the way he was kissing and hugging him. Okay, but enough of that. The real story is that Lebron James has announced he's not paying eight dollars for a fucking

blue check mark. It seems to me many other people feel the same way, like including a few news outlets, because because what for companies, they're saying it doesn't cost you a thousand dollars a month for that gold check. That's madness. And I don't think that Elon is doing this to actually make money. I think he's just an agent of chaos and this is going to foment a

lot of chaos. And I'm not sure what the game plan is here because I think this the idea of abandoning Twitter is becoming more and more like acceptable every day for even people who are still clinging to it, right, yeah, or in my way off base. I mean, it's one of those things where everyone felt like, oh it's gonna melt down, and people have left other people like just use it less like now, like if whenever I've opened

it, it it would be like to look at something. But even then my use is way down because I go to Reddit where all this stuff starts off before it ends up on Twitter anyway. But yeah, I don't know, it's I get the fucking like lack of enthusiasm for this nonsense, but for you know, outwardly, he thinks that this is going to solve the fucking revenue question, but when you look at their numbers, like this isn't even close to put a dent in the fucking debt that

or you know, loss of value the company's experience. Like I know he's not as smart as he thinks he is, but I don't think even he thinks this is doing anything to put a dent in that deficit. I truly think like they like Twitter just used to be a bastion of like breaking news, and you might have to take it with a grain of salt because it didn't

also always necessarily ring to be true. But like, I think at this point, there's like no other place that's been established as the next place to go yet, And I think that is the most interesting part of this is because like you know, TikTok is a different animal and you can't really compare it to Twitter, So like, what what is I know this question has been brought up many times and it's not new, but I'm just I'm just curious because as someone who's not a part

of the Twitter verse, like where is where are they going? Yeah,

where's the where's the collective mindset on that? Like yeah, I mean like they're mastered on was popping off for a second, I guess I never I never went over there, And then that quickly faded, and like a few of the other ones, it seems like people are less interested in I don't know, I mean it's other people speculate that like it could the business situation over there could be so untenable that Elon must just sells it back and just like take take a fucking l unlike any

other But I don't know, I mean, like it does feel like that moment where like you know the party you're at is whack as fuck, and you're hoping like the homies, like, Yo, there's like a dope ass fucking mansion party we could hit next, and but we're still waiting for that phone call or text to know where the next spot is. Um, that's smoking a jay waiting forever. Yeah, like, oh my no, bro, the fucking cops are gonna be or any second. Bro, this shit is not gonna last bad.

We gotta go it. So the next spot, um, so we'll see. I don't know, but yeah, Tesla is like they're already having this. I feel like there's a I just read something that a few Tesla owners are suing Elon Musk because they're like, where's this like fully autopilot mode that you promised us that we paid all this money for seven years ago, talking all this shit. But whatever. He's got his own problems, including you know, ignoring all the wild anti semitism on Twitter, especially after what is

happening with the actual big story today. Donald Trump has been indicted. I believe I'm saying that right, Yeah that's what he tweeted, right or truth did, but yeah, he's been indicted. H thirty four counts, is what they are saying. But again I believe as of this time, the indictment is still sealed, so we don't officially know what is going on. But this is all to do with Stormy Daniels.

And the other thing that's trending is see you next Tuesday, because Tuesday is apparently the day that Donald Trump will be flying to New York from Florida to you know, appear for his arraignment. Yeah, I'm with you. We talked about this, um, you know, before the recording. I I'm having a hard time feeling good about this necessarily because I'm just I'm just I'm like, he's gonna skate like I just I don't it does somehow, Yeah, it just

doesn't feel real. And I'm also I think an underrated like factor of all this that I don't think people have talked about enough is that Stormy Daniels puts on such a brave base for someone who's now a woman, who's like who an entire like vindictive group of people can just point at as like they already had her as like a mascot for for hatred, but now they can really just lean into like he was actually he's going to be handcuffed, and that visual will be associated

with Stormy Daniels and that Stormy Daniels, and I think she knows. She's out here on Twitter being like, oh yeah, I'm popping my champagne and that's I really admire that, because I, as a nervous, anxious person, I would be a fucking wreck being like I'm associated with this shit and now a whole wave of evil is going to come towards me. And she's like, hey, I have to have security for the rest of my life. But I'm

feeling pretty good and I'm like, wow, that's that's brave. Yeah, I mean, unfortunately, I think right now a lot of the anger is manifesting and being directed at the black Man that is the DA, which is album Bragg, which is wild too, and now they're already naming the Judge and their ship. You know, like you can see how the anger is swirling. Is a scary time, like I and I really like, I don't know, there's there's something that I feel like a lot of liberals are falling

into the trap once again. I was like, yeah, yeah, it finally happened, missing accomplished, and I'm like saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what you're talking about? Just so you know this, ain't it? Yeah? Okay for people who are and I get that, you know, I think it is nice to see that he's actually been indicted, because that's no one's ever crossed that line before.

But it's like, what's going to be the fallout in terms of the fucking violence that he's gonna stoke and how people respond to that or will people kind of I don't know, a lot of people feel like, well, maybe he'll get like this will get him out of the way, and the Republicans will do something, But they all just lined up and there's no rules for this, so like that's what's like. They're just gonna make it

up as they go along. And that external pressure from this group of people who we've already seen can cause a lot of things to move in Congress and the government just from being angry. It's not fun to think about the consequences of this. No no, but I'll say this, and we talk a lot more about it on Monday's episode. This is not going to be the thing that puts

Donald Trump in jail. And I wouldn't count on it either and or even what jail looks like, because we even talk about like because he has Secret Service protection for life. I don't know if that goes away if you're indicted, but I believe you just have it. Yeah, what that means for someone who would be in prison. I just don't want to take away from the fat like, yes, this is a big deal and I'm happy to see it happen. It's just hard to fully step. No, I don't.

They don't have to defend that. It's fucking look at the only thing we have to tell us if we look at history is that nothing will come with us. That's yeah. And what's wild is it's like fucked up either way. It's like, okay, so maybe he is he has found guilty, and all this shit happens, and then what's the fallout from all like the MAGA people that want to defend him if they come to his defense this time or h yeah whatever, either way, it is

what it is. But we shall see. We just don't know what will happen because it is unprecedented and it is history in the making in terms of like we've never we don't have anything to compare this too with someone being indicted and the social media and the disinformation and all that. All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back after this, and we're back.

Cookie dough is also trending because the CDC is telling people please do not eat raw cookie dough or cake batter because there is a salmonella outbreak linked to flour and at least a dozen people have gotten sick. They still don't know which brand of flour it is. But yeah, just don't need your just don't eat your raw cookie dough,

public service cookie dough people. This is okay. So this is something I used to do all the time as a child, just because it why not, you know, at the time, especially, I think one of my first experiences getting getting high, there was nothing to eat, and my mom had made a bunch of cookies. So there was this big bowl of cookie though in the bottom of the refrigerator, and I poured just the ship from the milk in there and then just stirred it up. Yeah,

it was I was violating. Yeah that was good time. But but no no ill effects, because you know, I was like seventeen or something, sixteen and I was fine. But I will tell you though, salmonilla is nothing to play with, because I have had it since then. And I'm telling you like I was. Actually I was working on this show when it happened. I think I took maybe a day or two off, but I was not on camera for several weeks because I was so fucked up. Like my sister was like, yo, you gotta go to

the hospital. Like I couldn't keep anything down. It was a hellish experience like it, and it lasted like the entire month of October. And so when I say stay away from this, it's not worth that moment of ye see, you gotta you gotta be careful what you're putting in your body. Exactly. Justin did that, So hopefully you want to go over that exactly. We know, we know that we know the wisdom that Jehove has passed down in this case Jehove Connor Jay dot Connor must try harder.

Uh competition is not or uh yeah, so please don't eat that cookie though. Next thing that's trending Christopher walkin. Wow, Christopher, he turned eighty years old today, So great for you. Yeah. Look, everybody's gotta have a watch. Everyone has one, but that one was almost Look like I said the only reason I'm bringing attention to this is because I gotta shout

out the original Frank motherfucking White, the King of New York. Uh. And for people who don't know, that's one of my favorite like gangster films, King of New York with Christopher Walkin. It's fucking it's wild. That's why it's why Bigie called himself Frank White. It's because off of the strength of this and countless hip hop interludes. I have come off the strength of the lore of King of New York.

You know, we had Lawrence Fish for the cast is fucking wild also, and this man still has so much swag at eighty years old that should let Yeah, it's authentic from from the beginning, from jump and you always got it. It's not you can fake. The flow is real, Okay, do not cross swords with Christopher walking Like. He's like even a little bit of a dancer too, as we saw from the little bit of a Yeah he got some remember that. You remember that fat boy slim? Oh?

Do I remember it? Yeah? Shit? I used to crank that shit up every time it came on. Was it weapon of choice? That's the name of the y Yeah yeah, which I think is a Spike Jones joint. But anyway, Chris Walking eighty years old, really not much else to say, but if you, hey, look, if you like scarface or whatever, then put that ship down. Fucking King of New York is way better than that ship, at least in my mind, although I get Scarface has its own place, but for me,

I'm a King of New York guy. And then lastly, it's the Trans Day of Visibility, which is really important to point out, especially right now because the country is in the midst of like an all out like legislative and culture war against the trans community. And like, while you know, we we'll talk more about this on Monday too, But just like with the amount of visibility that there that there is for trans people, there is a whole lot of there's a whole lack of, you know, proper

safeguards to protect this community. And right now we're just watching state after state begin to dismantle rights for the trans community. And I think it's really important for people to really understand how fucking terrible that is and how much of you know, this is this is just part and parcel of how these people are trying to operate

on the right is they're trying. They're going after what they believe is their weakest opponents first, or people that they believe other people don't care about enough to stand up to their fuckery. So you know, like we always say on this show, you got to stand up to that kind of fuckery, Like if you're a good person

and you fuck with this show. The way we look at the world is that we're going to live in a better world when we are able to accept people for who they are and not allow that to you know, cloud your idea of your own personal safety or your ability to prosper and things like that. That the best world is one where we are actually taking up for each other, because when we support each other, then that means we don't allow people to fall by the wayside.

And right now, just this gop led fucking campaign is really fucked up. And you know, it takes more than like Joe Biden sometimes to be like, yeah, this is an important, important time, like we need real legislation, We need real action to be able to counteract this stuff. So you and everyone look up who you're voting for.

There are a lot of liberal politicians who are not on the side of trans rights, and that's where we're really going to see a lot of movement on this kind of stuff, because unfortunately society hasn't hasn't evolved enough to the point where they have all the support that they need. It's really really slow on the governmental side, and maybe two three, four times as slow. And so if you're voting in a targeted way for the right people, you can enact change, especially on your local level, a

lot faster. But if you aren't doing the research, you might be voting for someone who's actively harming your friends, and that I think at the end of the day, you have to do some accounting and realize that, like if you are not really really actively searching for ways to help, and unfortunately with this particular issue, you have to try hard because there aren't as many allies as you would hope, especially if you are a left brain like in a liberal bubble like I am, like you

might be a little disheartened by the fact that not as many people as you'd hope are reaching out, But at the same time, use that as motivation get yourself more active. People are gonna see that, and they're gonna they're gonna feel inspired, and your friends who are asking for that help. If you do that unsolicited, I promise you, like, it's going to form bonds that are that are stronger

than you can ever imagine. It's gonna come back and reward you in ways you can't even think about right now, because it's one thing to say like you have someone's back, and it's another to put that into practice, and especially like right now, like don't don't don't just sit passively if like your state is going after trans people or trans kids or whatever, trying to just kind of pick away at the ability of human beings to live their fucking life. At the end of the day, that's what

it is. They're legislating against human beings be able to live the life that they want. So, like we say always at the end of the episode, justin thank you so much for joining me. But be kind to yourselves, be kind to each other, you know, get the vaccine. What's that one song bike? What's that dude's name? Uh something, boy Craig, who's like trans people are my friends. Trans folbs.

Can't catch these hands that track? I think we've played it before and it recording and uh, but I don't I'm not familiar with no Yeah, and transphobes can cast these hands, so just know that, and yeah, don't do nothing in the face of just any kind of discriminatory behavior, because the world is hard enough, and the only way we're going to be able to write that is that gross ass ignorant people know that they are outnumbered by people with a good heart. So let your good heart

being known. All right, I hope everybody has a great weekend. We'll be back Monday with a fantastic episode where we will laugh our asses off through the Trump indictment and we will see you then, all right, bye bye,