DeSantis: Insecure Disney Adult, Havana Syndrome Update 03.02.23

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we're all trying out to for that role. Their short zone, Pennies from Heaven is premiering at south By Southwest next month or whatever south By is. It's Annabelle and Sabine Ash. What's up, guys. Oh my gosh, what a pleasure, What a pleasure to hill you. I'm feeling the excitement, feeling I'm feeling the smiling, feeling joy, dealing, the feeling normal, feeling, all the all the all the regular stuff, the normal stuff people feel. I feel human, human emotions. I also realized,

I'm wearing We're going Disney mode today. I'm wearing my floridash, my Florida top. Absolutely Florida stuff coming in Florida dominating the news cycle, all for good reasons. I'm sure they're nailing it. It's all just yes, setting a golden standard as all the sunshine standard. Yeah. Yeah, very proud to be to hail from there. So Florida. So you're Brooklyn by way of Florida. Yeah, dude, what do you what?

What did Florida bequeath unto you? Your experience in Florida? Like, what what do we need to know about Florida That like doesn't come across from the the memes and the news stories. It's I mean, the memes and the news stories are just a highlight reel. I would always say that it is crazier, even crazier. Oh yeah, and there was there was like the craziest stuff that ever happened

at our high school. There was two double homicides our senior year of high school awkward and such an awkward time to be a team and on student government no less Jesus Lord and so yeah, but so those aren't those weren't even in like the dare I say side guys they were they were not ever spoken of, And it's so blacky wild. But there's also a general attitude in Florida that is so messed up but also hilarious.

It is like a kind of sick giddiness that everybody has to be to have like a proximity to stuff that people are talking about and like to be like I was there or like there's there was an article there was a case in our county of Palm Beache County where a kid killed his parents to have a party and left their bodies in the house as we had the party. Oh yeah, hit our nice. It's so

nice to connect with. And it's like there's like a big old rolling so an article about it, and like the last line of the article is a quote from one of the kids who attended the party that was like, yeah, it's my stuff, what's acted? But at least I can

say I was there. Wow, Annibal come and rip roaring out the gate listing three homicides in a room and my normal I'm on my normal girl, shit my thing recently, So y'all heard about y'all the thing where it was like they found a allighat in prospect Cark epic, Yes, and yeah, another transplant. One of my co workers was like, I was like, did it say in the article like how big it was by like Florida brain poison? Being like really, and then my co worker was like, how

many families can it feed? And can? I don't run it um and my coworkers like, yeah, it was huge. It was like four feet and I was like, that's small. Actually, put it back. Annabel tweeted said put it back and let it grow, and I said, yeah, let it put it back and let it grow. For sure. That's like a toddler. What's it? What's a what's the respectively sized Gator buyer standards? Just seven? I would say, yeah, six

to eight, six to eight. Like you hear about eight, you're not you know, you're not super like that's eight's not too crazy. Like if you hear like ten, you're like that's big. But then wait, what was the size of the one what was the size of the one that made us late to school that one time that was going to go ahead and be eight feet long

on the highway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was like a theater on the highway, So it has to yeah, it has to be big enough to cover at least one lane of traffic and then respect Yeah yeah, yeah, then I look the eye. You'll mention it once you get to school. You're like, fuck this any any other double homicides? Yeah, I think you undercounted the homicides actually because there were two double homicides, that's true. Well, yeah, two doubles. Oh

that's four bodies. Yeah, and actually it was actually it was actually five because one of them was a double, a double homie sue. I'm sorry for literally saying that, um, but it was that. And then also one of the double homicides was actually you guessed it on campus, thank you so much. It was crazy. It was some janitor on janitor not I hate jenitor on janitor crime. It was uh. I went to I like, did a show

at uh that I think you have in Tallahassee. Yeah, as you stay, I fucked up, I fucked up on fire, but I I went there last year, and um, afterwards, I like was like, hmm, am I safe to make a Ted Bundy joke? Like, I don't know, is it cool to make a Ted Bundy joke while I'm here?

And it couldn't have gone over better. And then there was a group that came up to me afterwards and was like, do you want the Ted Bundy tour of campus because like it's not clearly marked, but we can show you like where he was at, and so yeah, I mean, I don't know, I think it was so happy to show you the carnage and terror. We're just happy someone wants to see something like we're like, oh, yeah,

it was. It was. It was pretty dark, it pretty went out, and I was, you know, in the grasp of a bunch of nineteen year old two restrangers, and so I was like, you know what, guys, actually I think, yeah, usually don't need to do this, that's yeah. But um, but I I hung in there for a good fifteen minutes. And I do think that there's like something incredibly potent about a leftist from Florida, because you really, they really

make you work for it against all odds. Nevertheless, it is so it's like it's so wild because it's like now especially like like it's in like small town Florida, like kind of where we're from. Like our cousins, our uncle like is not a Republican, but they my our two cousins, neither of whom are old enough to vote,

are both. It's like the popular thing to be like still now Trump supporters, even though it's like the cool kid thing, and it's like it's come around to a point where it's like kids are rebelling against their liberal parents by supporting Trump. It's like so ye whackety dackety dootally dodo of course a whole last mess they don't know. Oh well, we're gonna get to know you both a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of

things that we might be talking about today. Ron de Santis new new book dropping Jamie You feeling the competition me, Prince Harry and round Santis. It's all jockeying. It's a big season for the publishing industry. Ronda Santis major. So he he has a new book coming out that uses the word elite like forty times in twelve pages, somebody counted, and also spends a whole chapter like justifying his Disney adult wedding. So we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna

talk about Havana syndrome back in the news. Another intelligence review that has concluded that it was not caused by sci fi weapons, and you know, seems to leave the conclusion that it was in the heads of the CIA agents who experienced it. So we'll talk about that because I love to talk about it and just say the same thing over and over again. But the mainstream media is not picking up my lead. So I'm just gonna keep saying it until they do. They will hear you,

they will. But before we get to any of it, Sabina Annabelle, we do like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history? Why don't we start with you? Of course, And I knew you were going to say that was just why I started talking. Of course,

I was trying to this is like, okay, super random sauce. Okay, But I was doing America's greatest past time, which is talking smack in a group chat, and I was I didn't know, okay, So I thought within the within the lexicon of terms describing various subsections of gay culture, I was familiar with twink, I was unfamiliar with twunk, and so one in my start of history is twink definition.

I was under the impression that it was like a past tense twink like used to be a twink right now no longer a twink like, yeah, I thought, and I was like, you're in the sense I was. I conjugated it, um, yeah, but alas not the case. I learned that it is a combination of twink and hunk, So that is something that But I was like, wouldn't it be way better if it was past tense twink like former twink lost the twink glory. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought, and I had I had to google it.

I was wrong, and I learned something new that is wild kind of I filled it in after you said the thing. I was like, hunk, Like, I like to that that term assumes that not all twinks are hunks. That's true. So it's like, what is the ben diagram of twink and hunk, because then what is I think it's like a muscular like hunk meaning muscular. But I'm like that opens up a hole like a jock, kind like a like a like a twink jock. Like a

twalk like, okay, I kind of like that back. Yeah, well, we'll have to submit it to the board that spells it out a little more. Toucer is suggesting that the twunk, the past test past tense twunk would be like the twink to bear pipeline, like if somebody ye do be Perhaps twunk can be kind of a okay women in stemp twunk kind of a stop in the middle from like a like a layover on the Twink to bear pipeline. There you go, ohting now is a stop on the train? I don't know if I don't know if Honor is

a stop on the train. If it was, I think it would be well, gee, I don't know. Yeah, it would be betwixt in between, but between and there's and there's so much overlap, like it's I don't know, there's overlap between the stops. Maybe train is not the right analogy. It's a little taraself, It's sure. It's like the Willy Wonka elevator. Right, Oh my god. Yeah, how about you.

What's something from your search history? Well, well, well, um, I have I have one that's funny because I'm a little stupid, and the first one is what is havana syndrome? Thank you? And and then the my one that I was going to say is just assorted dollheads. Uh, I'm just looking for those for normal reason, Like Google show I've I've purchased assorted is what's getting me the assorted

lots different. I'm sort of in the market to sort of commission some peculiar jewelry from a gentleman, and and I need and I need heads, I need lots of heads, and so there, so I got them. But the thing is about purchasing vintage doll heads is you can't guarantee all of them are gonna be politically correct. Oh god, it's like it's it's like it's like all normal baby dolls. And I'm sure I haven't seen on the image, but I'm positive one of them is going to be crazy.

I don't know, Well, I was don't know. For a fact, I thought you were gonna say that you can't guarantee that they're not all deeply possessed. They probably they are all deeply pased, of course, is guaranteed. I've seen on Etty, I've seen like etty salespeople charge premiums for the doll to be haunted. They're like, you could have a doll for fifteen dollars, but if you wanted to be haunted, it's going to be twenty three dollars. That's not too sounds like a deal to me. That's not too steep

for a ghost. I had the same doll in my etty cart forever and then someone finally, someone else finally bought it, and I was like, well, I slept on this for ten executive months, but it was baby baby Jigsaw, and I should have gotten it. I don't know what I was holding off on it, like a baby Yoda, but it's baby jig tycle. That's the cutest. It is on a tricycle. So I always assumed Jigsaw was just an old looking to baby, kind of a Benjamin Yeah,

Benjamin Button, Yeah, Jigsaws all man, he's a man. But uh but when you see baby jig Saw, it kind of scratches a little scratches the baby mu muppets itch and you're like, oh, he wants to play a game, and the game is roadblocks. Of course, how much extra do they try arge for a haunted dollhead? Because that feels like that is proof of the afterlife. That feels

like it should cost a lot of money. It's okay to me, begs the question if they're saying, like, you could pay this much for a dollhead, but if you want it to be haunted, paid this much. It kind of is like, Okay, so this Etsy seller has the ability to place a ghost inside for other things. Yeah. Also, I'm just browsing browsing Etsy real quick. And the title no, but I'm so sorry the titles of these. It's one hundred and eighty dollars. Thomas, two year old child, spirit positive.

He's a nice one. Wow, real haunted doll. Ingrid needs a loving home. Yeah, so that's how much? Is how much is Ingrid? Ingrid's only forty one dollars? Her hair is a little messy, she's a little ranky. She negative like a pretty good price for it. Would be cranky too if I was being sold inside of a doll for forty one dollars on it he was combing my hair nicely. My own's even combing my hair, Sabina, there's twin dolls. Twins a set of two twenty seven dollars.

Logan and Jasmine positive Energy. Okay, tag yourself. I have a doll named Logan. That's so exciting. Are you a doll girl, Lena? Are you a doll stress? I'm a big dollhead. Yeah, I got. I've been using the same American Girl Logan doll on stage for like five years. He's in rough shape. He's definitely haunted, but he wasn't that way when I got him. It seems like we've got a sort of dollheads on this zoom right now. I do. Ultimately, at the end of the day, I

do collect miniatures. It is normal in a way, and I do. They're mostly of dogs, mostly porcelain dogs, like a normal girl does collect, and I go out of my way. I will say to buy the ones that look the most haunted, but because there's ones that are cute, but I'm not interested in that. I'm into the ones that look so messed up and weird and freakish. So it is what it is. That's one would Yes, it

makes sense. My youngest term five. This past weekend, we had a Ninja Turtle's birthday cake for him, and the splinter doll on the cake that came with the cake has human hands and looks like tortured by it, and I feel like I could sell it for a pretty good price. Now, a bit of a business model, Yeah yeah, put on Etsy, release it splinter and then in parentheses release me. Yes, you can definitely up charge for the human hands and for the tortured. Look each of those.

Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and do some overrated underrated, and we're back and Sabina, what is something that you think is overrated? I'm going to say, in general, I would say the filters on like beauty filters on TikTok. And I say this because I scroll on my for you page. Every other video is just

someone with the filter on going oh my god. Yeah, and then it's like, if it's not that, it's someone going oh my god, and then another person stitching the video going it's not gonna look like that on me, and then going oh my god. And it's just like it just is driving me up the freaking wall and making me do a flip. And granted I do fall into the trap. I'll click on the filter so you go out. Look, but I said, of course I stopped short of filming a video of myself going oh my god. Yeah,

It's like everyone. It's like, there's so many videos, hundreds of thousands of likes, if not millions. I'm like, who, I don't know. I guess. I mean, in their defense, they look a little different. But you know what, I didn't consider that. I didn't consider that they look a little different than what they normally. Oh, okay, they look a little bit different. Oh that's pretty cool because normally, normally they look one way and then the filter kind

of causes them to look a little bit different. I didn't different. I didn't that was something I didn't consider. So that's not what they normally look like. Okay, now I got you. You normally it will make sense. You haven't make sense to want to share that with Yeah, yeah, I get it. Okay. Actually, now I'm saying it's underrated. It's like freaking magic over and how do the people

get in the phone. It's something you think is overrated. Um, what I think is overrated is it's also similarly like an online thing that has been consuming my brain recently, which is like Man on the Street interviews conducted by comedians two comedians, but no one on TikTok. They're like, you know, they're New York comedians. People know them if you like you're a comedian. But it's like the people on TikTok at large are like, how do you find

so many people cracking so many jokes? Ray, Oh my god. And it's just like a bunch of male comedians saying that they require women to shade their jen of failias um. It's like literally and it's like I think I know exactly which person you're talking about. And there was one video where everything it was like ten men getting interviewed and they were all like, I hate when a woman wears a ponytail. It makes me want to throw Yeah,

I feel like whatever. It's like it's like they're just it's just like it's a woman wielding the microphone, which you know, power to her, love that microphone, give the woman that that that voice, um, and then she subsequently sort of throws that voice over to any man in a five mile radius, and it's just like, what do you hate about women? And then they're like I want

to kill them one day? Wear braids and it's like, you know, it's like it's like it's I say it's overrated because literally, like they get hundreds of thousands of hits and it's like hits I'm for they get times, A bunch of viral hits, A bunch of viral hits. We're going viral. We gotta really awesome, awesome, a bunch of viral hos. Ain't that what we all want? Come on?

And it's like the people, the people who are so it's like there's two sort of sides of comments, and one of them is like where did you go to find all these men? Just so I know never to go and some and then like on the other side, it's like, how did you find all these funny hunks? Where can I get It's like it's just the expote, it's just making me. And then more so, I just like I want to save the girl. I want to say,

get out of it. You don't have to be asking every guy at the open mic if they like, you know bush or no, you know, it's okay. There's too many. There's too many comedians like TikTok comedians specifically wandering around outside accosting people at random, wandering around. It's like and it's like people that you would think would have made fun of like improv everywhere back when that used to

be the most horrible thing in the entire world. But now they're just doing it's the same energy where you're just like no one wants to be here, and yeah, and there's gonna be video evidence of it that my aunt is gonna text me about, like yes, yeah, I got a cooky. Lukay, you're gonna past some legislation take the microphones away. This Jaywalking erasure is that's what I'm upset about forgetting about jay a swish that that was

the thing. Like in because I am almost forty five years old, I do still say, look at the hits on this video. Things got a thousand hits. Sometimes things get hits. Sometimes they do, we gotta bring them back. You can't deny. It feel like a microgenerational thing where like there's just like I'm sure there's shit that I say that wouldn't make sense to someone five years older or younger than me. My mom still says like, if I'm meeting up with my friends, I'm hooking up with Yes, yes,

hooking up. And then also the I feel like my mom or like I feel like a lot of moms will just say girlfriends a lot when they don't mean girlfriends like smooching, but girlfriends, like friends, but also people. I've heard people people my age also do that, and I'm like, what's going on? I need to know. One time my mom was like, okay, Like we were on the phone and she's like, I gotta go hook up with your uncle, and I was like, wow, are so

ultimately details detail that's uncle dad. There was a long period where all the reality shows, like all the MTV like Raid Your Room shows and stuff like that. We're just a bunch of like stand up comedians and comedians that you could like recognize from like improv videos and other places. This is just like the pipeline. This is what they do now, history repeating itself, giving the hungriest mice in the whole town a damn cookie. Absolutely absolutely

they're getting that cookie. What is something, Annabelle that you think is underrated? I'm so happy you've asked me this. I I'm I was underrated. I've been a really elbow deep in TLC, the Learning Channel, and they host some well known programs like ninety Day Fiance and all these sort of things. And but what I am passionately going to be advocating for until the day that I die is they are lesser known programs such as like every single spin off kind of gives you all the information.

For example, there's a spinoff called Darcy and Stacey and it's these the set of twins, and they and I just love what I mean. Of course, twin content is fabulous to me. But it's these two middle aged women who have had an inspiring level of plastic surgery. And they are twins, so they look exactly like they have all had all the same stuff done. But I still kind of try to figure out the differences between them. And anyway, there's always a pointy twin and a round twin.

I refused to explain. I'm just getting funny, so uniquely qualified to comment on this program specifically. Yes, also because it's like these two sisters. They it's just they're sort of chronicling their dating life and it's like the sisters live together and they combine kids, and like, what do you mean by combining kids? Like, I don't gonna laugh.

They have some sort of machine. I realized now what I sounded to say, Um, but uh, they like they just have like they live under one roof basically like like those poor sister wise exactly, and the main TLC show, not even Darcy and Stacy. The one that I really recommend everybody watch is Extreme Sisters because that is a show. Oh oh and Jamie, I see your ears perk up and here I am speaking to your I love to give someone something they go that makes them go oh

so very heavy. So so this show is basically it's like it's they just introduced their first triplets set up until then it's been like two first like twins and and and normal style sisters and whatnot. And basically it's like there's one it's like a set of twins that married another set of twins and they all live in one house or like you know, these the craziest ones. They're from Australia. Their accents are the sourfy it it's like so it's ezy, and they share a boyfriend. They

share everything and they have shared this. They've shared this boyfriend for ten years. They're ten years. They've shared him and they have and I can speak on this. Sebede and I are both OCD queens. They have the most unchecked to ocdven They have raging it is what how does it manifest for them? So it is so fascinating fascinating, sickening, and disgusting. It's like in more in more innocent ways. It's like when they're creepy creepy. Their mom is also

like a Tim Burton character. It's like every single thing you learn about their life, it like explains more and more. But so their mom will like pour them a little cup of coffee, but then they literally will stand there for like five minutes being like, Mom, you put more in that one. Mom put more in that one. Like it. And then with their boyfriend. Yeah, and with their boyfriend, it's like if he kisses one of them, he has

to immediately go and kiss the other. And so you can only imagine what their life in the boudoir is like. And it's like just it's and it's a lot of the show is you know those twins like having fights with each other's husbands and their husbands like losing their gourds. There's actually, yeah, it's extreme sisters. So it's just it's

just women very sensitively. Of course, of course that is That is another thing where it's like did they tell these people the title of the show before going into their house to be like, look at the freak freak Like it's so it's just wild. It's amazing. A lot of them. One of them a twin. They had braces and her twin didn't have braces. The twin got her braces off and made her sister lick her teeth so that they could both feel the sensation of just getting

your braces off. They're sisters that like chew each other's toe nails off. One of them, there's there's one. And it's like these are like people that you'd see walking down the street and be like, that's the most normal person in the world, you know, wearing ugs and having a purse. I don't know, you know, yeah, it's very crazy. That is that is the textbook definition of normal. Yeah, normal exists at the intersection they like in cyclopedia picture.

It's just it's just like norm you know, like and you can feel like, okay, well, by all means that's average. And then the most extreme form of sistering is to lick one another's teeth. Yeah, they've technically followed through. Yeah, Justin's revealing that he's also watched extreme Yes, oh yes, okay, the message through a message is coming through saying did the Australian twins also appled that they think they're literally

the same person. Yes, they did. They have on many occasions said that they feel like one person, which is why they don't think it's weird that they have the same husband, and they like I think I saw a clip of them like objecting to paying like they were like getting their haircut or something, and they like only wanted to pay for one haircut because they were like, we're the same person, animal, or like they're applying yeah, I know they're applying for jobs at this point in

the scene in and they're like, we'll take one salary. We don't like it's very like and everyone's like, well, you'll scare the customers actually, so we can't have you in the building. But yeah, it's wild. Amen. As connoisseurs of twin content, like, what do you guys have a favorite piece of twin Twin movie? Twin shows the gold what's the gold standard? We were big sisters, We were big sister sister heads growing up. Yes, sure, Oh fucking sweet life, sweet life, Yeah good, we were about it,

about it, about it. I love those crazy jokers. I was really I was. I was obsessed with them once they got on deck, though, wasn't too about it. That was like, no, I was. That's when I got off the deck. I got on. I was like, maybe we're not on, Maybe we don't go to a boat. Maybe they did they really need to put Corey in the house, you know, like exactly they did not need to put him in the house. No, no, And why do I

remember every word duds? Oh Corey, Corey, Corey check it out? Yeah, of course, of course it's and that's why I don't know long division, but I uh, it's that's the information that's take in space in my brain. Yeah, big sister, sister heads. Sweet life was just huge because everyone was like we had a shocking lack of exposure to old sense. I think that's kind of we like knew about them, and it's sort of like really, I mean like we obviously I used to think Mary, Comma, Kate Comma, Ashley

were all three different people. So now now I understand it is too and that's cool for me. Of course. Well it's like if we're going I don't know, I feel like Tia and Tamarat had like they're better actors. They had more charisma than MK and A. Yeah, but also MKA seemed like they were acting since they were zero years old, which is kind of sea. They needed a little didn't they just play one person on Full House? Yeah? One baby? Yeah. I also liked the film Twitches on

Disney Channel. Oh Ti to Mara production. That shit rocked that, I think because it's like every well I'm generalizing. I was like, every child craves witch powers, but probably every child. Yeah, every child craves witch powers for sure. I don't think any child would say no if offered, which powers definitely, definitely, even if they don't think about it. So you know, what is something you think is underage? I hear a lot of another TikTok thing. I'm addicted to my phone,

can't stop, need help, et cetera. All my friends are always like, I'm scrolling my free page and I hate when I get like, it's so weird getting when people are live on TikTok and it's like just normal people and it's like ten people watching that is underrated to me.

I will watch that for hours if it's a normal mostly if it's normal people, not celebrities people with large followings that are fighting, normal people fighting, Because in real life, if you hear like you're if you hear normal people and they're having a kind of a little argument, my ear I'm like, I wish, I wish I could just sit in front of you all and listen because I'm a sicker and that TikTok kind of allows you to do that because they are broadcasting it alive and arguing.

Or there is a community of non again so small small followings and it's like a bunch of Mormon swingers and it's so and they're always arguing with each other. Things get things get a little tense in the Mormon

swinger community. So just normal people in tips with each other. Also, I find that usually sometimes when you're scrolling through and it's like normal people lives, normal people lives, all you gotta do is stay for like two minutes and then they'll be like yeah, so anyway, like this wood grain is blah blah blah, and I can speak to spirit and like you know what I mean, like pop out

with something crazy. Like I was watching one earlier today where this kind woman was sharing off her like sharing her child's cosplay art, which was you know, love a proud parent, and then she baby, I know, but it only goes uphill from here and she sits down, and she sits down in her gamer chair and turns on what I think like an Enya sort of ambient music,

puts on a blindfold and just starts swirling around. And that was like and it was just kind of like to pivot from it's you know, all you gotta do is stick around long enough, they'll start speaking spirits and they will start speaking to the spirits for sure, crayon in a gamer chair like for sure. Oh something something else that I love. It's in the same vein is when I'm in these normal people's lives, something about the energy that I bring leads leads these people to often

block me. And it's not I'm not I'm not doing anything crazy, and I swear on my life, I literally if they're feeling if they're looking a little wacky, I'll ask the classic question are you vaccinated? Him? And they will block me so goddamn fast, they'll block me so high and then but that's kind of I'd take that as a no. Then, um, this man, so that happened with this particular spirituality guru and his name is Nicky Scorpio, okay, name dropping, and he deeply. I'm sure that's his birthday

and um he yeah. He was one of the people that blocked me. And then I asked him what his full astrological chart was, and he blocked me again, blocked me again here because his name is Nicky Scorpio. So I was like, God forbid, I ask a little bit more and then Mike, it's a nickname. I'm Nicholas Scorpion. But that name sounds silly and that's why I go by Yeah, who would ever be named Nicholas score be a no less? The only way he could get a job,

it's Chris. Because then my friend I told my friend who I my friend who's a full blown scientist who I'm actively making your stupider every day. I would texted her and I was like, this man just blocked me for asking me his chart. And then she was like, I'm going to go on and try to get blocked. She asked the same question and he talked for seven minutes about his chart. So I'm like, something I bring something to these lives that they don't like. But vaccination,

they can tell you're vaccinated. They can tell you do have a very like vaccinated energy that those of us who know the truth about vaccines kind of sense. Yeah, it's probably been dulled by other people, but they can feel they can feel the five G through the phone.

That's and your username is Vaccinista Sabina Vaccina. That's me. Yeah, Succa was on trends on Monday and we were talking about an article that somebody did that was like the like inky darkness of TikTok live and like they spend a night just spending ten minutes on a different live just going like skipping from one to the other at random, and they were they seemed really to be in a

dark place after coming out of it. But their description was the first time that I have been intrigued enough that I feel like I'm missing out on something by not being on TikTok. Like it's terrifying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do feel like it is, like so, I don't know, it feels like very like a return to like the very primitive like time of the Internet where people like yeah, where people are just like doing shit and hoping people care.

But either way, it's gonna be really fucked up to watch, Like, yeah, it reminds me of high school. You're like, yeah, yeah, this is a return to form. It's good. Periscope do you guys remember Periscope was like one of the Heroscope was one of the first like live things. And I was like, I was, despite being gen Z on the cusp of technological advancement, I have a crotchety nature, So I sort of was like, why would anybody want to

watch something do and someone end in their hands? But in fact it's a catch on and I like like the and like the less like I don't know, carefully like orchestrated. It is the better to someone sitting around, like yeah around. And also it's like yeah, sometimes I find like the less they look at the chat, the more I'm like, this is my favorite movie in my way. There's that are like they're only looking at the It's interesting in a way. Okay, me about say the students

thing on interesting in a boring way? So I um, I like where like when the lives are just like people only reading the chat and they seem so miserable, I'm like, who is making you do this? You can

close the phone close, close the phone close. Yeah, better they're they're also they seem to like share something in common with the like Coney island like freak show thing where you would just like go and like throw things because like one of the things they described was like somebody sleeping with Yes, they're like showing themselves live, like doing a TikTok live and sleeping, but if you like tipped them enough, it would like wake them up. So

there's like a torture. Yeah, it's like ruined my sleep. Yeah for two hundred points to drop an hand viill on my different Yeah, different, and like the different gifts are like different kinds of alarms or like if you send a galley here, I'll have my husband pour water on me. Or it's just something yeah, like something is going on. I don't know, there's some sort of shift happening. I can't tell it's good or bad, but like it just feels like you're like, oh, we've we've been here before.

I don't know if it was good to mak there, but now we're getting back where it's like the guys online yesterday that were like, hey, I just found out my husband is my brother, and then they got a ton of shit online and then they were like just kidding that amount of stuff like that where it's like there's a yeah, a couple another TikTok couple that's like, we just found out we might be cousins. Should we stay together? And it's like, what what what? What's going on?

It's it is, it's very wild, very very wild. It is reminiscence of like a chat Roulette and Omega kind of thing, like a little yeah, it's I'm getting dark side. Brother. Do you like that? Should we stay together? And does it make you horny? Like, oh Jesus Christ, All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk some Florida news, and we're back, And Ronda Santis has a book dropping competition and there's a whole chapter. You were in touch with his people about trying to like

get his moved back a little bit. But yes, I did. I did speak to the enemy and he assured me that he was going to be well out of my release thing. Yeah, you know whatever, fine, it seems. So there's also like he he had a press conference where I think he is officially, you know, signing a bill allowing the state to take control of Disney World's tax district away from them or like to yeah, basically like

not letting them have the same powers. As a religion and the corporate kingdom finally comes to an end, which feels I don't know, like he's doing this because they criticized his don't say gay law. So but but it is frustrating to me that like battling corporations have gotten

away with too much for way too long. Like is like that's a winner, Like politically, that's going to be a winner like from now on, because people, I think are like waking up to the fact that like that is the real enemy and it's just frustrating that the only side that is able to do anything about it or willing to do anything about it, or the fascists like because the center is Yeah, but yeah, real broken

clock behavior going on. Yeah yeah, but they'll see that this is popular and I'm assuming maybe catch on, maybe not. I don't know, but people are speculating the timeling, the timing of his big move to fuck with Disney isn't coincidental because he has a new book coming out on Tuesday, The Courage to Be Free. Oh, I think there has to be five hundred books by fascist titled that already, Like I feel like you've got to really that's not gonna that's not even gonna stand out on the fascist

shelf from this. If you call like, if your book has the word free in it, maybe it should be free. And it's like pretty standard. Like what like, I feel like if you just asked me to write this book on like in an afternoon, it sounds like it's what I would come up with. Like, it's just he's railing against elites who taught him at Yale and Harvard Law School. So it's like he's a student at Yale and Harvard

Law School and he's like these elites. You know, he uses the word elite twenty pages, twenty times in twelve pages. But I think the thing that a lot of people are surprised by is that he devotes an entire chapter to excusing the fact that he got married in Disney World. I think that could be a whole That could be a whole other book of explain why the hell he did that? Why the hell he did that? Right? Has

you have heard any explanation? Yeah, you will be shocked to learn that he blames it all on his wife, And that is so out of character for such a such a person as a history month run. I'm struggling to believe it struggling, I really can't. Yeah, I mean he is truly, uh pure evil, and I'm very afraid of him. And also, um, I can totally imagine him him being like, well, you know, my wife, my little princess had to get married at the castle like each

he did. Uh. This is the direct quote. Casey's family was what one might call a family of Disney enthusiasts. They loved going to Disney World, like saying someone is what one might call like that's never hurt, that's never not condescending or like dismissive, that sentence is wearing, that's like it is nowhere near the only thing one might

call those. Yeah, one could any things. And I'm glad you did explain for his the people that are going to be buying the book who won't know what enthusiast means, they explain that he said they love going where the big three circle make a mouse. Then I really hope, I hope this turns into a very low grade embarrassing thing for him where they're like, someone has five thousand pictures of Ronda Santis enthusiastically hugging Goofy at the past,

and they're like weird. He said, you weren't really into that wild. Yes, like you know some Disney like like a crew member definitely snapped some picks in the tunnels. He does claim that he had one stipulation that was that like there couldn't be any Disney characters at the wedding ceremony. But there's no word about like his friend Scoofy would be so pissed if his bedroom. Yeah yeah, the bedroom, the wedding bedroom. Didn't say anything about the

bachelor party. Yeah yeah, oh my god involved to get interested, of course, getting he definitely got Goofy, got goofy with his with his wife. I do feel like if you are working at Disney World, you and Ron DeSantis gets on Expedition Everest. If you work there, you're allowed to make three roller coaster crash. Yeah, You're allowed to fall asleep at the control. You're allowed to remove a section of dress. Oh yeah, you can take it off. You

can do a little detour. Just let it go, let it let it go straight off the off the deep end for sure. So sort of suddenly he's like riding haunted mansion. He sort of doesn't come out and sort of than he comes a little comes part of it. And if you so much more profitable, not only will your taxation problems go away, Disney, but you'll have like a legit haunted mansion. Yeah, and ghostlat is so much more leading it. So like that's huge, that's true. Yeah.

So he was just, according to him, just being a dutiful groom to be until now when he just threw his wife and her family under under the tram in print forever. So like it's so for him to be kind of playing coy about. Like, I guess getting married at Disney is a thing that people do. It's like, if you are a Floridian human being, you know at least one million people who have gotten married at Disney.

If you've been to Disney, you've seen people getting married one Goofy's Goofy's barn Storm roller coaster, and and it's like people talk all day long about wanting to get married at Disney. So many people we grew up with were like, I'm gonna go ahead and be doing that and being a Disney adult. It's a Florida staple. I feel like growing up, I we had friends who went all like every month to Disney, and then I was

like that's so. I was talking to my mom would and I was like, it's so crazy because it's like we like never went to Disney and all our friends were wearing all the time, and she was like, we literally went once a year. I was like, period for sure. And I remembered that, and I remember that and I remember it for real. But yeah, no, it's like, if you're in Florida, you're gonna go ahead and know that people are chomping at the bit to get married in Mickey's lap. So I mean it's like the concept of

like Disney adults. I feel like it's like that like term has been coined, I guess sort of recently, but it's like been a thing for as long as they I had an aunt, Oh I I she's still alive, but her house like it's I was. I was seven and it frightened me the amount of items and things that were there. And I like, I mean, look, I like going to Disney World. When I go, I'm smiling. Yeah, yeah, literally, dreams come true. I'm turkey Turkey legs, the fristy turkey legs.

I'm the grinning when this is happening. I'll get married at the turkey leg stand. Yeah, as far as I'll go, I'll marry a turkey leg. I can eat a hole one of those when I was three years and that's normal for a person to do. And yeah, no, disheldy, it's healthy that in an eight foot gator, is how you know? Yeah, of course, Disney Adult is as old as time, and it's seeming to DeSantis seems to be a Disney adult himself and kind of being fry undercover

Disney adult. You know, you know, you know he's got some ears hidden away somewhere for sure. Oh yeah, well we can't in good faith hand it to Ron de Santis ever under any circumstances. But I am I am that. I like that that precedent is being set. I hate that it's being set by a fascist. That makes my head hurt, absolutely yeah, And clearly it has like to do with very complicated feelings he has and like spurned like they didn't they wouldn't do the thing that he wanted.

They wouldn't let him like where the Prince the actual like screen accurate Prince Eric costume to sing a Whole New World at his that's the wrong movie. I think he didn't get to select a princess as his bride. That's true. Damn all right, I mean Havanna syndrome. We it's there's not much new to report other than like that an intelligence intelligence report is drawing the same conclusion

that we've drawn on this show. That is that like this weird thing where they were like, we're being attacked by sound weapons or CI agents in Cuba, or being attacked by invisible sound weapons and now they all have vertigo and have like can't can't function that it was actually like a psychogenic like type mass hysteria is like one way that people describe it. But there they study this. It's called a function disorder, a functional disorder. It's like

there is an entire medical field to it. There was a New York Times article in twenty nineteen that was like, this is what it is, like we we've talked to experts. It's definitely this functional disorder where like the same thing that has caused outbreaks of sickness from the beginning of time, where it's like confusing, but it seems like one person is experiencing symptoms and then everybody suddenly starts experiencing them. It can make you sick they're not consciously making it up.

It's just a thing that is not being caused by invisible science fiction weapons. But they like all the coverage of it just leaves the functional disorder part out, and they're just like, we don't know what happened, guys were, and so they just keep bringing it up and then

not explaining what actually happened. So I think it's very confusing to Yeah, it in my in my googling tons of it, I was like every single piece, it's like, yeah, there's all this research that kind of explains this phenomenon of mass hysteria kind of caused by this like you know, everybody believing something so hard that it makes them physically sick. But it also could be kind of a bit of a laser or kind of something like yeah, they're literally

like lame the use of the word beam. Lots of beams, Yeah, like lots like yeah, a few dudes had a headache in Cuba and now we're being attacked by aliens. It's kind of well, it's everyone knows. It's like kind of their like Russia's got their beams on us, and so now my tummy hurts, right, Yeah, So it also and also, is this is this it may be a radical oversimplification and an inspiring stupidification of of this of what we're actually talking aboubout? Is it sort of akin to what

we're seeing? Hate to bring it back to TikTok, love to bring it back to TikTok? Is it akin to what we've been seeing where sort of anti vax creators will be posting videos of their feet shaking and be like thanks Spiser, Like is it kind of? Is it? Like? And then some way because I think that some of those people are like I feel like a lot of them are just doing a little fancy footwork and saying thanks Spiser. And I'm not denying. I'm not denying that

these people in Cuba had headaches. I would never I would never deny that I would I would never want to say that I have a headache and then a whole nation say, no, you don't actually have a headache, say it is a horrible position that they're in, Like that's what sucks about this is like nobody who has ever had a functional disorder is like glad to hear

that diagnosis. By the way, you're making it all up, Yeah, yes, yeah, but yeah, I'm sure a lot of the people who are suffering the vaccine and you know effects that we see on TikTok believe what they're feeling, you know, like believe that what they're having is from vaccines and what they're doing. They're they definitely think that they they're a

lot of them. There are definitely people that are just put putting on a show, doing the doing the vaccine shuffle, but then there's definitely doing the stinky like but there there's definitely people who yeah, just like get so worked up, they're just trembling. Yeah, I'm sure it's like they work themselves into these people who are like, you know, probably not super over familiar with the intercacies of their own

mental illness and how to handle it. They're like they probably work themselves into a panic attack and then they're like, yeah, we're covering, you know, which is like makes the internet the worst possible place to even address any of this.

There's just no way to to like with any sort of nuance or care addressed, like, because it's just a bunch of people that are like you're you're losing it, like you're yeah, yeah, yeah, It's it's like a bit of a rock in a hard place, because it's like everything about this it's like either you have a mental disorder so strong it's making you physically sick and it's coming from within, or you're being attacked by a beam.

It's like either either you are batshit cuckoo bananas and can't change, or there are lasers pointed directly at you. It's like one and you're like turning to TikTok for assistance.

Like it's just very bleat, it's very yeah. It's also it's so clearly, it's so clearly the opposite of like what the I guess like people who are on the right at large are like TikTok is manufacturing mental illnesses and selling them to our teens and like dotally dude, Like there's like a section a faction of like you know, creators on the right. Dare I say alts that are like saying that there is like a from studies that

don't exist. There's like direct is up eighty thou percent because it's there's like they're they're blaming TikTok creators with turetts for inspiring other people to pretend that they have it and then thus Lee has like created this whole narrative around like maybe it's not even real. Maybe it's like you know, they're they're giving each other mental illness through the Internet. And it's like that's also functional disorder, like specified that it's neurological. It's not like a mental

illness person. It's like a neurological like condition that like gets locked into the pathways and like neurologically and but but they also like the New York Times article that came out four years ago that the New York Times has proceeded to ignore, like has the smoking gun. Yeah, yeah, they said out they have so many viral viral hits

they do. It's but they have the smoking gun that the people like if they had like gotten hit by like a physical weapon like at the time that they said they discovered it, like their brain would have healed from the physical injury by now. And like the thing that is always, like you can tell by a function functional disorder is that they last for a really long time because like there's no way to really heal it because it is like locked into your brain pathways, like

the way that an addiction. So it's like the fact that it's not healing itself the way an injury would is the thing that like lets you know, okay, this is what it is. But again they just don't give that very kind of clear and really like interesting, much more interesting than the story of like, you know, space lasers that we don't know about, which I guess that's

pretty interesting. But it also like tells you about like how immensely powerful the unconscious mind is and like how much like medicine is like just tapping into this vast like you know, universe of information about helmet like the mind body connection. But it's just it's also the least profitable part of medicine, and it is profitable to create panic that we need to invest in the Pentagon's ability

to invent invisible space. Yeah, like a brain shield. I'm like, I'm sure I'm going to see someone on the internet being like everyone in twenty years we'll have to wear a helmet keeping Russia out of our heads. Yeah, there's like joy doo. Yeah, it's like it's of course, it's a little yeah, like in theory, sure, if if there was any information at all like that was concretely like pointing to what I believe one of the articles may have referred to as a worldwide ultrasonic weapon, then sure

to read all about it. But they just keep combining different side by phrases. I'm like, that's creative, but yeah, but but the other stuff is like actually for real, it's also like goof goofily vintage, like it's giving like seventeen hundreds like be afraid of the sky, like yes, yeah, And these studies are coming. The studies where they're like, yeah, sorry, we didn't find anything are coming from the people who have the most interest in this being true. Yeah, we

look and we screamed at the sky for hours. They did not respond many times. Was must we as a nation learned to like not listen to the studies that the CIA releases. It's like they're just I thought you were gonna say, how why haven't we learned not to listen to the sky. I'm like, this guy is trying to tell us something. Every time it's I mean like this, Honestly, this story did confuse me, and ultimately I was like, if someone offered to put a Wi Fi rider in

my leg, I would let them. Yeah, is like challenging, yes, yeah, yeah. It's like the back and forth of it all, it's like, yeah, they were sources saying that they can't not not not disprove that it isn't a laser beam from space. But it's like, come on, I'm this thing like yeah, this has given me a syndrome, this loop de loop of logic, and then they'll just end it with like yeah they're not not not doing this ps Russia and like thing that people remember, goof, goof, goof. Well, such a pleasure

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back on to talk about it. Um. Is there a work of media, social media, any media that you've been enjoying. I have been enjoying there that Shakira made a distract about her ex and and I've been loving it and eating it up. So that's I don't want to take up too much time with the lore of that. But

you guys know how she discovered her husband was cheating. Yes, okay, Well, so there was a jar of strawberry jam, job jam um and a jaw a job of jam, and her husband doesn't like that jam all and she was away she was aware kids also don't like the jam. Her kids also don't like the jam. Confirmed jam is in the house. Shakira is away from the jam and the house and the husband and whatnot. She comes back, Wow, jam is tamper. The jamas tamper is tampered. And she

literally said, who's the horn? And then no, Jama Stamford, who's the horn? And then it's amazing, It's amazing, was fucking amazing detective work by Shakira. Well, yeah, I was like, if I were as like wealthy as Shakira, I don't know that I would be so in touch with like jarred jar in my hort. I was surprised that she was even that that she's even that in touch with her own jars. That's so Really, if if I lived completely alone at a jar that was once full became empty,

I would be like I did this in my sleep period. Yeah, I went a little Farrel and I must have gotten hungry and that's why the kind butter's gone. I ate it with my hands in the middle of the night. I'm I'm surprised. She was right. She was right, she was exactly and please everywhere, Yeah, listen to the distract. It's there's like this DJ and it's I don't know what his the name is announced it, but it's Busy RP.

So in my mind I just call him. But and he does like the studio recording sessions with artists and stuff. And the Shakiro one is really, really, really good. And there's so many lines where she's like, I'm better than two twenty two year olds put together. I make music. I hope it doesn't splash you. I don't even know it sounds better, but it's so good. Is that the are you are? You? Are you hopping on my train and saying that that is the media that's tickling you

your pickle or do you have your very own? No to which one close? Closing up here, M Mine is simply a little it's more of a it's like a trend sort of situation that I've been seeing across socials, and it is the trend in which there's sort of like a miss piggification of an Fka Twigs song. That's the way it's it goes, why Didn't I Do It for You? And it's the saddest Yeah, yes, it's the saddest song in the entire world. And I am I'm a pisces, I'm mentalo. I cannot listen to anything that

is actually real. I need to be listening. I need to be like I need to be a miss Piggy, a miss Piggy of separation away from any real emotional communication. So it's like, so it's this cover of the song sort of remastered to insert instead serve as a dedication from Miss Piggy to Kurmy, And it's a bit why

Didn't I Do It for You? And it's hilarious, and it's usually juxtaposed over you know, videos of things like wet stuffed animals or like a singular piece of corn on the ground, or like something sort of sad, and that is just the perfect amount of separation I like to be from actual heart wrenching art. And also it does sweeten the sweeten the tea a little bit. That the original song FKA Twiggs wrote about none other than Robert Pattinson. Yeah, Robert, why didn't she do it for you? Yeah?

And he's listening being about that, Robbie. So yeah, now everything nowhere. Every time I experienced even a minor inconvenience or god forbid a single rain drop fall, why didn't I do it for you? Kernie is what's going on in my brain. And that's that. Highly recommend that amazing, Jamie. Where can people find you? Is their media you've been enjoying? Ah? Yeah, Twitter at Jamie Lofts, help, Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar

by raw Dog comes out May twenty third. We gotta out sell De Santos folks, every per every pre order is a political statement. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. The piece of media, I mean, it's it's old, it's analog. But I was looking for I was supposed to be like making a list of twenty five books I've read, which is because I I've only read like seven, So I was kind of grasping at Straws. I was looking at

the mooch around my house and I found this. I've not cracked this one yet, but I do remember buying it. It's definitely self published, and I got it at the first McDonald's location ever, which is like about an hour and a half from here, which I made someone drive me there. I'd stay a couple of years ago. Oh my god. But the book really incredible. I'll send a picture of it as well, because it's just so good. It's written by the man who opened the Jan Polo

Chicken restaurant whatever empire. But it's called Albert o'cura The Chicken Man with a Fifty Year Plan, and it's self published. It's the story of his life. I don't really know what the story of his life is, but I just I invested in it. At the time. I apparently paid seventeen dollars for it. I feel a steel assuming that I would get around to it and there would be there would come a day where I had, you know, time to sit down with mister Okura, the Chicken Man

with a fifty year Plan. That day hasn't come, and I'm excited about it. There's a lot of pictures in this book. There's a notable photo is dare I say, the cover on which he is wearing the dopest pair of shades you've ever seen? Oklease, yeah, ok and has his arms crossed and like a black under arm or polo of course is over like no less than twelve rotisserie chickens. Like, it's so awesome. There's forty fonts. I just love self. There's a lot of fonts. There's simply

so many fonts that rocks. Yeah, I love that. That's inspiring. Yet another bit me, mister Okura, Ronda Santis all authors, oh signed any wow? And would you look at that? Yeah? So I'll recommend the value just skyrocketing. Yeah. All you gotta do is put a ghost into it and sell it on anty for eighty thousand dollars and it's forty two dollars. At least get least positive spirits. Yeah, that's awesome. Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Tom Walker tweeted getting so

tangled in the video store. Adults only bead curtain. They have to shoot me in the head like a brook leg horse. Like a broke leg horse. Phrase that really rots. That really takes me back to like our grant, like our friend's grandma's exotic animal farm. Like a broke leg horse horse? What's more exotic? Broke? Okay, yeah, brokeback mountain. No broke leg horse horse. That's the Oh, I'm just gonna be walking around my house all days saying brokeleg horse.

It feels like it can be like an Improp troops name right. Yes, yeah, yes, that is a rancid group of twenty one year olds. Yeah. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquirrel Brian. You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zekeeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website, Daily zekeeist dot com, where we post our episodes on our foot note swear like the information that we talked about in today's episode, as well as a song that

we think you might enjoy. Superproducer Justin is there a song that you think people might enjoy on this March second. Yes, this is a track I came across while listening to the psychedelic rock band Black Rabbit, who I recommended like a week ago. This is a song that begs the question do you feel high? It's a very cool vibe. It's very reminiscent of like a Tame and Polo track, but has a California twist to it. This sounds like cruising the streets on a bike, or like long boarding. Uh,

you know, on the road type of music. So this is the track called do You Feel High by Pinks guys, and you can find oh yeah, no, yes, yes, it's called do you Feel High? I mean I was. There's a built you guys have to trust me. I'm building a narrative here. Um, this is a song called do You Feel High by Pinks guys, and you can find that song in the footnotes notes. Wait, you guys, you guys. Albert o'cura died last month. Oh no, sorry, fifty years plan he lives seventy one years. Wait, but that means

you could put his ghost in the bus. That's finish the plane. Mister o'k oh, my god. All right, rest in peace. R I p rest in poultry start. He would have loved that. All right. Well, Daily He's Like, Guys is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcast from my radio, visit the her radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Yead, we saved the biggest news for the very end of the show. I'll let's come back tomorrow. I'm gonna I'm gonna do

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