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That is courtesy of Ens and Jensen. It is a play on the name Inglebert humper Dink, which I think is the best name in the English language, like for a very specific I assumed it was like a like a Dickensiean character or something like that, but it's it's actually an English pop singer who like named himself that his real name is like Arnold and he was just like, I'm no from now on, I am going by the pop singer name Engelbert hump Day. So anyways, shout up

to that man. I'm thrilled to be joined by a very special desk co host, an award winning podcast host of writer, producer, actor, voice artist, one of my favorite singers. It's Jackie snel Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, I know you wanted me to sing everybody, but it's Black History Month. I'm keeping my vocal chords on rest, and I'm giving you the adultst tones of Sheryl Leeb singing the black national anthem, killing it the best national anthem I've ever seen, saying on the on the super Bowl

stage that was the Rihanna concert before the Rihanna concert? Yes, what up everybody? I am here, I am back. It feels so good to be back, everybody. And of course, what up negros, white folks. I gotta say something to y'all too. I gotta say something to y'all too. Alright, is Black History mom? And then none of y'all come up off from codes, you know for the Beyonce tickets. All right, so you know, go find somebody, Go find

your favorite black friend. You're a black relative, and and and then mot in five dollars and just say happy Black History Month. You deserve this. Do that. Now, we got a black ass show for y'all. Good to be back. What's up everybody? What's up? Jack? What's up? K uh? In our third seat. A comedian, actress podcaster who you know from Florida Girls, a Black Lady sketch show. I Carley from her podcast gam got us before all that, from being a guest on this very podcast and most

requested return guest. Holy ship, she's back. It's lazy mo shag. Oh my god, that's Florida's You really reached back to the back of the I MTB. Also love that you ended with and also, but don't forget that, like I'm her podcast father, it's right before all of that failed her, and it's when her come to an alley in Santa Monica and don't get forget it. Also grat we work, which is a scam. So oh my god. Yeah, the ultimate scam. Yeah, it's all a scam. It turns out.

I think that's what we've discovered. The whole fucking thing is a scam. It scams all the way down. Life lazy. So good to have you back. How have you been? Oh my goodness, I have been absolute trash. You know, every day scratching is surviving, trying to like do good habits. I recently realized something that took me probably too long, that you have to work out not just because you want to look cute in on Instagram, but because like you need the endorphins to regulate your mental health. And

why do I feel horrible all the time? And then I started working out again. I was like, oh my brain okay, cool cool cool cool. So yeah, yeah, even just like a walk like nature really be naturing. I went out into the nature this week. Have you ever been tree people in l A? Have ever been a tree people place? I know what you're talking about, but it sounds like somewhere black people aren't welcome, so I've never been. It does kind of give that No, it's

actually really cute and like hippiest. And people donate trees like I guess when they die or whatever. They donate like themselves to become trees, and when they die, I don't know if they're in the trees, and I was curious about them. No, one sounds like very morbid. You're like walking through a beautiful forest and you're like that was a human at one time. That's that's time. Me

over there, my blooding guts nourished the roots of this tree. Honestly, I would go then like if that was the if that was the premise I would go to that ship every day. I'm glad that you did the Black History mon thing because my Black History Month hasn't been that great. I got a ticket, see yeah, from the police for speeding. Now did I deserve it? Listen? I was late. I'm four hundred years late because of the police. Hear me out, four hundred years late because of oppression. Okay, So I

gotta speed. I gotta go sixty six and thirty five. That's my business. We gotta we gotta, we gotta make up for lost time. That's why we gotta get there quicker exactly. He said, where were you going? I should have said to freedom, and then maybe we got out of the ticket. I didn't think of any of this at the time. I was just hoping I ain't getting you know, you're not the constitute. So I was just like, sorry, Mr Surr, please, that's a good bro back the blue.

I'm gonna saying I gonna say you didn't deserve it. I'm gonna say you didn't deserve it. You know what I didn't. I didn't deserve I didn't get Beyonce cold, and I don't deserve that. During Black History Month, I know there's some. I know there's some white folks out there that got the codes for Beyonce that y'all didn't. Y'all didn't come up off them colds for your black brothers and sistance, and I see you. I just want you all to know that that would have been ally ship.

I got the code last night, though, and I'm in there MetLife Stadium and good you nice. I'm like, I'm not gonna get Beyonce sweat on me, which is what I wanted, but but I am gonna see you know, her pores, so yo, when the ticket is so expensive, Lacy can't get Beyonce sweating on it because Lacey out here bawling out of control. Y'all that, y'all, I am poor. Stop that. Why could you say something so egregious? When they eat the rich, they're not coming from me with

the absolutely I will be eating with everybody else. I feel like the Beyonce tickets are the latest, like not since the like people were getting the shot, like and and people wanted the shot or like you know, like that everybody wanted the same shot and that like it's the great Beyonce tickets are the great equalizer where it's like everybody wants these tickets and if you get it, you are just a better human being then I think the rest of us. So which which checks out? I mean, yeah,

I don't. I didn't have a code to come up off of. Unfortunately, Yeah, Jack, why don't you give us your code? Yeah we were talking about you. Yeah, yeah you can. You can tell. I give off vibes like I have Beyonce code. You actually do you? Actually? Do you get them? You get them? I heart codes? I didn't, Yeah I did. I do think I heart had like something that was allowing people to like get in line or something. But I don't think it was allowing people to get in a line that led to getting Beyonce

sweat on them. My thing is like I'm tired of the resellers, Like I'm a scammer. I love scam culture, however, like do the work, like Kim Kardashian said, like nobody wants to work these days, Like how are you just gonna have a bot steal a bunch of tickets and then flip them online? Like if you want to flip a ticket, you should have to go in person like they did in the olden days. And scalp and have them inside of your jacket. You gotta wear trench coat.

It's gotta be long, and you gotta have a massager jacket like hustle man, and you gotta, you know, show your wears out in the parking lot. Like I don't like that you can just steal them on the internet and flip them on the internet. That there's no work involved in that, just a bunch of like Stanford computer science grads are like controlling the all the tickets to all the shows in the history of Yeah, boo boo. I don't like it. All right, Lacy, we're gonna get

to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of the things we're talking about, we're gonna talk about the airborne toxic event that happened in Ohio last week kind of got ignored by the mainstream media. I mean, there were a couple mentions here and there, but it just yeah, it's it's another textbook case, like we've told the story before, but we will keep telling it of corporations working so that they don't have to follow regulations that lead to, you know, horrible things for

the rest of us. And then the media is just like Okay, moving along, Moving along, We're gonna talk about the balloons. Everybody's talking about the balloons, although I don't I don't even know if we know that it was a balloon. These are like last two, but they keep shooting things out of the sky UFOs. So we'll talk about that, because you know, I'm interested in that ship. We'll talk about those Jesus themed super Bowl commercials, which, yeah,

they aimed at people who have never heard of Jesus. Like, I'm always confused about the idea behind the super Bowl ad, Like some of these are, yeah, like bud Light, and like, just do they think we haven't heard of it? Like do we? I'm always confused, but this one in particular confused me. And when you dig in, it's pretty dark that the backstory is pretty fucked up. All of that plenty more. But first, Lacey Mosley, we like to ask

our guest, what is something from your search history? I have been stalking Steve Lacey as a late search history is a lot of Steve Lacey. Steve Lacey is he played in the band The Internet, which I love, and then he just want to grahammy but he had that really popular TikTok song. I was like, I wish I knew you. Yeah, and so I just look like this man is so beautiful and then like he's so cool.

I know he is, you know, sometimes he's gay, sometimes he's mostly he's gay, and I'm like, damn, I can't be with him because I'd be Lacey Lacy and like I'm so incident, like god, But but he does spells last name with the Y. Yes, I would come on, I say, did a crazy asked man whose name Lacey? And the reason that we stayed together so long was because his name was Lacey, and I just I couldn't get over it. Yeah, I love this for you sense.

There's all sorts of statistics that like, people with the name Dennis are more likely to become dentists, which doesn't I've never believed it, but like people claimed that the statistics are there, but maybe this is an example where you were just yeah, they also become a menace. Also, Dennis was one of those names when I was growing up where all my black ass like family and friends was like, if your name is Dennis and your name

is Jacob, you bad. Like those two names equated to being bad as kids and then they always was man, I knew a couple of dentists. I knew a couple of Jacobs and Nicks. Was bad. It was bad. So that's what. And then they grow up to be dennists, and that's the dentist who's also a menace. We get to Steve Lazy. I hope you get to Steve Lazy Lazy, I hope you. I hope you get it. I hope you get him. Ain't get saying sweet nothings in your ear.

I saw him live last year just at a at the Echo and man, man man gives me like Prince vibes, and I need that because Prince left such a huge hole in my heart. Like the reason my walls are this color is because I replicated that I would die for your album cover in my apartment, like I painted the whole place. I didn't realize how much I loved Prince until I did a podcast, but yeah, I love so I was like, he's replacing a little bit of

the Prince hole in my heart. Also, his TikTok's, like of his concerts are amazing because you know, he was popular on TikTok, so like what Jais was talking about early with the Beyonce tickets, Like a bunch of people started buying up his concert tickets who were just like gen Z kids who didn't know his music. So he would like hold his mic out and he'd be like, they would get behaint the chorus and everybody black, Uh, we don't. That's all we got for you, my guy.

He would get like, do the hyper sped up version of the TikTok chunk because he's sick ities, he's sickies kids, the kids like, can you say hi to my mom? He's like, can you be quiet? And it starts to be sick back He's done, and I love him. I love him. I love that for you. Let's make it happen. Manifesting.

What is something you think is overridded going viral. I'm so tired of y'all trying to go viral everywhere, trying to go viral at the grocery store, trying to go viral at the funeral home, trying to go you know what I mean, Like you don't need a tic tech next, you know, next to your grandpapa casket, Like we don't need this, nobody needs this. And I'm so tired of going on Instagram. I rarely get on there. I rarely post now because it's just becomes so sad to me,

like my whole timeline. And it's not just like entertainers. It's like, I understand thetain is trying to get their numbers up because that's how we get jobs. Now it's trash out here too, Leslie. But but it's just like, but you're an accountant in Ohio. I know you were for H and R Block, Like since why are you playing? Like like why are you dancing all the time? Now? This is confusing to me. Want you to get on

Instagram and share too much of your personal business. I want you to open your front face and camera and cry. I want you to talk cash it about your ex. I don't want to get on there and watch you dance. I'm tired. You're not trying to see Dennis the dentist from Ohio shake his ass and talk like he has million a million followers. You're like, hey, guys, thanks for It's like you're forty two followers. What you guys, nobody's gonna see Hey, y'all, it's me. And then when they'd

be like it's me, we know girl, you say that. Yeah. Yeah, we're very well aware to this a visual media. What's something you think is under in a good mattress and good pillows? Preach girl, you find you finally your thirties high arch support. Arch support is under gives you a good sturdy base to work from. Welcome, Welcome to the other side, Lacy, Welcome to the I was really down bad. I thought your bed was I'm so serious when I say this. I thought your bed was supposed to be uncomfortable.

So you want to get up earlier, get out of it because like it was too comfortable? Sleep all day? Why not that that's some that's something, that's something I'm in my twenty ship. Yeah, that's in some like grind influencer thing, Like you gotta sleep on a bed and nails if you want to get up at four in the morning and get your my bed. My bed is truly the most expensive thing in my house. The most expensive thing in my house is my bad I think it should be and Jack, I should tell me I

was out here living like LLC Twitter. But you are not wrong. I was rising and grinding. How dare I? Oh my god, what a terrible life to live. I sleep so much better now that I wake up. Sid and I get out of the bed, and I was like, oh, even not supposed to wake up like the rock sleep standing up, and so I do too, only close when I when I sleep, I'll be blinking. Okay, you gotta

stay up bringing hemisphere at a time. Yeah. What they say, they say like the two things you should spend the more, not spend the most money on, but like prioritize your comfort is your bed in your car because you're in or you're in or on those two things the most generally like in your life for that you can actually control to buy. So yes, get the mattresses and buy your audies. Everybody buy your testlas uh Lante's businesses on

this podcast. Yeah, I am and I got I got a card code for y'all if y'all need to buy a new car. It was black History Wins. We are on promoting black old car business. So none which one walk? Right? Do you have? Boy? You almost made me say some racist like like there was black man creat car. I'm sure there was, y'all. I don't. I just don't know it. Okay, did you guys see Ellen at the super Bowl with what's his name Fox News Old Rupert Murdoch just chilling together.

I'm so blessed. I missed that celebrity cut away. I'm so blessed. Let's see it. Did you guys watch? Do you watch the Super Bowl? Oh? Of course, I watched the Rihanna concert. I didn't. I watched the super Bowl and then the Rihanna concert. It was good. It was a good game to the last minute. It was such a good game. And I, okay, I am a Cowboys fan, so I'm so sorry. I like Jalen, but there's just no way I can root for the Eagles. And so

was I praying on their downfall? Absolutely did I pray that every weapon formed against them would prosper, you know it, Like did I want everything and everywhere all it wants to be awful? For sure? But I did feel bad that the ref ended up making that call, and that really influenced the game so much to me that I was like, the map is gonna break that ref's legs.

I don't think got security for him, because that was, like, I feel like a game of changing call like that, Like that's kind of cheap in the Super Bowl, especially because it was so close. The whole time. Yes, you can't make that call right there. And also, look, I didn't have a dog in the race. So Lacy, I understand, I forgive. I understand the loyalty to the teams that you love and hate based off your own fanship. So like,

I rock with that stands. I was rooting for the Eagles because a few years ago, when Patrick Wickholmes was in the Super Bowl against the forty quarterback, we was rooting for the black quarterback. We had two black quarterbacks today, so I was rooting for the full black quarterback. I was rooting for the dark skinned quarterback, all right. That's how I made my choice. I was coming out with the two fists, the one who can pick his hair and don't need you know, the one who can actually

pick his hair out into a real frow. That's who I was rooting before. But we did not prevail to the phenotype. Okay, and I'm happy, but I'm happy. I'm still happy that you know, we we at least get in a half black quarterback becoming like the best quarterback of So I'm rocking with that. And I mean they also made history by just playing as black quarterbacks in

the Super Bowl. Which has always been like a little you know, racist thing where it's like that position obviously is coveted, like you're protected, and that's why they're like only a white man. They're like, well these negros can throw you know, look at to let him throw guys.

Let know what y'all want. Yeah, well I talked about that on the show before that, like Warren Noon had a support group for black quarterbacks in the NFL because was just such a mind fuck and just a horrible like psychological terrorism that happens to you when you're a black quarterback for for an NFL team. Yeah, it's like being black and a fan base, like, don't join no fandom when you black. I tell you that for me a part I know. I remember I'll never go to Brazil.

I'll never go to Brasil. Hey, Brazil as a country. I wish nothing but the worst on y'all. They were on one for a little bit. Leave the Brazil. Leave Brazil cheese bread alone. No, leave the Brazilian steakhouses and cheese red religious leave will take your cheese, bread and steakhouses.

We'll take those. We'll leave them, leave them leave here. Yeah, I do just have to give a shout out to the Philadelphia fan base for rioting in law, Like when after losing and like they're the chants were like fuck the Chiefs. They're just like mad at the team for being good. They didn't really have like I assumed it was gonna be like the refs like robbed us, and I'm sure there was some of that, but like mainly they were just they're just mad that they weren't like

trying to pretend like it was anything else. Always impressively stupid fan fandom coming out of the Philly area. Respect but also like let's not forget that even if they had one, they were still gonna be outside rioting, because that's what they do. Last time they won the Super Bowl, they eat, Like there there's video of somebody eating a

piece of horseship in the street in celebration. Like if you had to judge Philadelp, Like if you couldn't watch the Super Bowl and all you could see was like people coming out and that and whatever they were doing on the streets of Philly, you would never know if they want or lost, because they go be burnard cars regardless like they lost or won. You know there, what they're really really mad, I can't tell. I know. Alright, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and

we're back. And there was an airborne toxic event. Great name for a band, not great for to be to be experiencing it in Ohio last week. You know, a train derailed, spilled all sorts of terrifying chemicals all over the place. They made the decision to burn the chemicals to prevent them from, I don't know, exploding. So there was just this massive black cloud hanging in the air in a way that did not like I've not seen

clouds behave before. It's just like looked very unnatural. Definitely reminded me of like white noise and a sci fi movie basically. So a lot of footage of these like massive black clouds of toxic chemicals belching into this guy. You know, I witness reports or people you know being like I live eleven miles away from the crash site and woke up today and all my chickens are dead,

like in my backyard, my pet dog is dead. And they actually arrested a reporter at a press conference about the event last week for talking while the governor was talking, which didn't really make that everybody was there. It was like, this doesn't really make sense, but it seemed like they just wanted to like put a freeze on any feeling of bravery or you know, like anybody getting too excited

getting any big ideas. But I don't know, it's it's really so that has this material with vinyl chloride, which is the stuff that makes PBC pipes and credit cards hard and shiny, they decided the best thing to do was to burn it, and like the AP news article is just so they're like, so this gas that is produced by burning that has a strong odor, can cause vomiting and breathing trouble and was used as a weapon

in World War One. This professor of chemistry at Carnegie Mellon University was actually close to Pittsburgh, said he worries the burning could have formed dioxins, which are created from burning chlorinated carbon materials, and basically those are horrible carcinogens. So yeah, just the gases experts were we're not endorsing this one, were opposed as who are not not fans what's once basically made so many terrible decisions in a row.

After the accident happened, they were like let's put it in the air, because air doesn't having enough problems, right. But I don't know if that was like because I don't know what was going to happen if they hadn't burned it, you know, like if it could have just like exploded the whole town like that. The fact that they did that, I'm assuming was based on some fear that they had it based on any science. Sci all

the scientists were alerted way too late. Their boss twelve year old who was like, hey, what if we just burned that ship, that might be kind of cool, might make a cloud that does weird things. So we gotta we gotta, we gotta start protecting these chickens. Man, these eggs are you know, are high premium nowadays. You know, you can't be working with my pope eyes now you can. Those contemned eggs are already in Kroger. Okay, you can fuck with my lungs all you won't, but don't you

with my chicken sandwiches. Everyone was like, the whole town smells like a public pool because it's just all chlorine. Like there, it's just a thick smell of chlorine. I like the smell of chlorine. I do too, But like I feel like this would change the context for me. Like I think I like the smell because it reminds me of going to the public pool in the summer

and like getting a frozen Snickers or something thing. But this feels like I would it might ruin my esteem for the smell of floor if it reminded me of a black cloud that was like sci fi but following me around like Charlie Brown, I might not be. I might also ruin your life, take your life from you. It was giving murdering like they was saying a lot of like carcinogens answer breathing respiratory issues are It is sounding a little like a little murder gas too. Also warfare.

I was hearing you know that World War One that wasn't right? That was pretty bad, right, Yeah, I feel like the gas from the gases from World War One got a pretty bad reputation. Yeah. So, according to rail workers, this is due to deregulation and the fact that there is nobody to protect us from corporations trying to make

as much money while spending as little as possible. Yeah, they basically, so this is the company that did this had just you know, joined with another company there was like a big merger, so they don't there's nobody to compete with them, and so they can just funk up and keep spending as little as possible, like the the this is all of these things were things that people who actually work on the rails were like, this is what's going to happen if you're not if you if

you keep going this direction, if you keep like not enforcing safety mandates, this is where we're going to have these major like chemical spills and just horrible things happened. And the company just kept cutting staff and investing any money they made in stock buy backs or dividends. So, but which is something we just keep seeing, Like with oil companies last year they were like, oh, you know, gas costs an incredible amount because you know, Putin invaded Ukraine.

And then they were like and also good news, we had record profits and we're going to invest all that money in stock by back. It's just like, wait, these is the inflation in the room with us right now, like like it's starting to get boogeyman Like, no, it

wasn't us, y'all was the boogeyman inflation? Yeah, we made a lot of money but it was because of the inflations that had inflated and then we had to charge out more like for things that you need to live so oops, like it's it's disgusting, and honestly, we're living in the Earth's block era, like I have made my peace with it. I've tried to fight. That was what my twenties were before. I was out in the streets

fighting everybody. And now I'm like, well, let me just try to get my little things before we have to go, because the planet is gonna be done. Yeah, I was telling somebody like, man, I think we uh, I think we on the beginning of the end. That's what it feels like. Now. Where the ant come when I'm alive? Probably not, but I don't know the way things are accelerating. We I think I think we're about to be the shortest existence of a species, dominant species and this planet's history,

which is honestly deserved, honestly deserved. Probably, Yeah, But it feels like all our dystopia movies like create this world

where it's like, you know, there's a zombie. There's just one event that happens and everybody everywhere is like no, no longer has electricity and we're all running from like you know, The Walking Dead or the last about zombies, and it's more like there's this soft dystopia where all these things happen all across the country and safeguards are treated as like obstacles to overcome or like childish and naive, and everything just moves, builds itself in whatever direction makes

the most money, and we're just kind of have to. Like the media doesn't report one like something or horrible like this happens, like one journalist gets the rest instead of all the journalists. So it's like but but the message is still say, I don't know. I used to think that if something crazy big happened, it would bring us all together, like if if an alien invasion came down to Earth, we would like band together and no more black versus white, no more country versus country. It's

just Earth, my guy, Earth, Earth, Earth, you know. And then after the pandemic, I'm like, we would eat each other to a live no matter what ain't no matter what would happen if aliens came down, we will find some way somehow to still hate each other over and like that's just where we are now. So lazy I'm with you. I'm just I'm just accepting that the earth, like you said, it's in this flop era, and I'm just gonna try to make as much good of it

as I can for myself and my people. You know, see if you surrises, such a little bit of grass, but it take the sun, and they're taking grass. Because when I found out that they were trying, they were testing out doing advertisements in the sky, said but we can't have no sky because of capitalism. You'll about to put coke ads in the sky, dail, I can't even have stars no more. Like nothing is free water. You can't drink the rain water like you have to buy water.

So it's just I realized, like you know, I thought a good fight, I'm still here. I'm still gonna keep fighting and talking and whatever I guess we're doing. But at this point everyone's just getting away with whatever they want to do, and this rugged individualism is going to harm us, you know, and continue to harm us. And that's the American way. So here we are, Like you would think that the pro capitalism people would be like, well,

this isn't even capitalism anymore. Like one of the things we've known that capitalism needs is like competition and not monopolies and there it's just yeah, it's it's just my monopolies doing whatever the funk they want for you know what, he is going to make them the most money. It's and yeah, it's it's and just like weirdos who are like standing rich people, because most of the people who are tinintoes down in capitalism are broke as hell, and they're just like, oh, but what if I become rich?

And I'm like, can you please stop living in the imaginary world and like can we get you some water in a good mattress today? Like what are you talking about? They got posters of Elon musk up and I guess I told you, I guess they danced to his Forbes quotes. I don't get the appeal of like standing a rich person.

You're you're not gonna get anything out of it. In fact, you get less, but at least me giving my money to be ill say, like she's gonna give me some good bops and in a good time, Like when you get out of giving your money to Elon unless you're getting a tesla, Like what It's just I mean, it's just really disappointing to see how many people will stand behind something that is so harmful, even to themselves, just

to feel better about themselves. Because that's all it is, just head down into the future believing like now this is going to fix itself. Where this is the best possible version of any of this. I think playing monopoly ends in more knife fights than playing dice. Like, playing monopoly is terrible when we play, you like, oh yeah, capitalism trash, we should stop this. Yeah. It was originally invented as a thing to show that monopolies and capitalism

were bad, and they're and it was stolen. Yeah, alright, Well, really briefly, the other thing everyone's talking about, or the main thing that everyone is talking about, because I don't feel like there's that many mainstream media outlets covering the trained around the balloon wars, so to another balloon was shot down yesterday over Michigan, or two days ago over Michigan tour shot down in Canada in Alaska, but like it's still I don't know, it's very unclear what is

happening here because it's they're like much smaller than that first one that got shot down over the Atlantic. Everyone is just assuming that it's China because the first one was from China, which I guess. I guess that makes sense, but I don't know it's it's I don't think they're alien ships, because I don't think aliens right will write a balloon across the cosmos to get here. But I

mean they look like beautiful moves. You know. Every time I see a picture, I'm like, damn, the moon looking good today, Looking like that in Los Angeles, it just looked like the clearest, most circular moves move. Yeah, I think this is hilarious. Man. I'm not even gonna lie like I I'm not gonna lie like like I've been keeping up with what's going on outside of just the

jokes of it. But I do think it's hilarious that China sent over a fucking balloon and and it's just floating it in the sky spying on people, I guess, or spying on states or countries or cities. I don't know, but I think it's boat as hell. And I think if you are good enough to get a balloon to spy on a country, that we should let you keep that balloon here. You got it here, That balloon is yours.

That airspace is you can have it. Also, why would they need to spine on us when we tell all our business Anyway, I feel like at this point, people who work for the state are like doing TikTok's, you know, in between water boardings. So like everybody's telling on themselves. In January six, they were all doing videos. It was like, we could find you, bro, you uploaded this. This is

so easy. Also, like that's interesting to me because I kind of I hope it's aliens and I want to put it on recording on wax that I'm with the aliens and I'm with whatever y'all are on. Will go with y'all. Y'all it's your country? Good? Is it better than what I'm dealing with? I will come up there, y'all, let's go. I'll talk like, how y'all talk whatever? I'm

with you. But also if it is trying to spine, like didn't they just like get like they bought like what Hong Kong was like we got five hundred thousand free airline tickets, Like they're trying to get tourism up and stuff like it feels like they want us to go to China, So why Yeah, spying you have more information. You know, they're trying to find out the airline tickets either, Like, are y'all buying them? Yeah, we see all a buying them.

What if they are just spying on us, not for any military things, but just to be like, I wonder what them Nick is doing over there. I mean, I guess this is just the state of things that it's like that everyone's constantly spying on everyone else. And according to like national security experts in terms of spying, like the US has the best capabilities by far, So like

anything that we're complaining about right now is that we're doing. Yeah, we're already doing James Bamford said, every country has weapons for spying, but most have the equivalent of a howitzer in terms of eavesdropping. The US has a nuclear weapon. So we're just Batman at the end of dark night, Like yeah, and Batman was just a cop who was riching in everybody's business like constantly for no reason. And

that's literally us. We're Batman, just a cop in everybody's business and constantly looking over our shoulder because we know that we pissed everybody off, which is why we have to stay like loaded up with weapons because we're like everyone's mad at us and should be. Yeah, China is also saying they've caught like ten U S balloons in their airspace, like since January only ten We said, come on, all the stars you see up in the sky our American star balloons. No stars left, no stars left, and

just spy boom cameras. All right, let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk about those Jesus themed super Bowl commercials, and we're back. And did you guys, did you guys catch the the Jesus themed Yes? And I was very confused and scared. I was very I was I was watching. I went to the Super Bowl and

watched it at the Soho House last night. Okay, okay, oh you know you know, we was ready and there was a lot of black folks in there, and we was watching this ship, you know, in the big gas rooms, and and when it was all these images of just angry people, he was like, what the fuck is it?

Because we weren't really watching the commercials, but like that one like made everybody like stop and turn and started watching it because it was just a bunch of images of people being angry and people pointing at each other or kids standing on each other to pee, just these weird fucking images, and then it would just be like Jesus, Yes, I bought as space for the super Bowl and I was expensive. You know, let's work of Jesus. You could have done with the payment of super Bowl ads for Jesus,

like I haven't. I think we did enough, you know, colonizing and crusade and for people to know about Jesus. Okay, y'all, y'all with him under the guys of Jesus, and while y'all were stealing stuff from poor people, we know about him. When the Beatles were the most famous people in the world, they said they were as famous as Jesus, and everyone was so furious that they like canceled the Beatles for for saying that. So they're pretty they're pretty well known.

Like I feel like, yeah, the super Bowl commercial lunch your point, lazy. They've probably cost around twenty million dollars people, insane. So how many people have given their money to this organization under the guys of like the lanthropy and Christ and all the things that people who love Jesus the most never do because everybody who really bangs with Jesus super super hard and likes to throw him in other

people's faces. They don't ever do anything that he said like charity, you know, like helping one another, love in that neighbor. They harmed that neighbor. Like they're like, it's so confusing to me, but also it's disgusting to me, Like we really need to like bullied them. I'm bullying them right after this because they could have done so much good with that money and instead they just decided to flex with a Super Bowl at Like it's like, oh Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart and now Jesus Us.

I don't even I really don't even get it, Like what us is there in his name? There's no Jesus, but there isn't that's true? Then you though, you on at like at least make that ship funny man, like you know, like if it would have been a funny Jesus commercial, I partly only went to church next time, you know, Like he up on the cross and he's like, yeah, y'all act right for me. Look what I did. Look what I did. Have you ever had you stub your toe and cry? I had nails and my feet people sex,

his body up here shredded. So the ads are all being run by the Signatory, which sounds like some ship of villain would say, like it sounds like like how villain would call signatory welcome Tognatory. It's a Christian foundation that raises money for causes that they claim inspire and facilitate revolutionary biblical generosity. That's a that's a freaking Ponzi skate money laundering. That's a bully. So you're telling me your whole you'll just raise awareness is They're like, ya,

we got thirty million awarenesssists tonight. What is that doing?

Awarenesses says, meter is off the off the charch job. So, according to Fox News, AOC was roasted by conservatives for criticizing the campaign after she tweeted something tells me Jesus would not spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benid and people were like, what, These heads are part of an effort to spread the message of Jesus to l g B, t Q plus people and other communities that have like felt unwelcome by Christianity.

So what are you talking about? Except it turns out the Signatory, also known as Servant Foundation, has reportedly donated more than fifty million dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, which you know by that titles it Can't Be Good, designated as an anti lgbt Q plus hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. So, so what do they need fifty million dollars for? So they can go to Joan's fab risks, our hobby lobb because that's the real oppressor.

They can go to hobby lobby and get get cardboard car stocks so that they can go harass the gays that brunch because that's what they do, like like, and also you have to be so bored and so sad in your life to be like, where are the gays having brunch? Gonna get on Yale and then and then you'll have a poster sign make it party, and then y'all go outside of the brunch. Yeah, we meet in that new That's when they like to get there and

just stand outside and be like, we don't like you. What, especially because bruces be good, like sit down to eat a waffle, like you mean to tell me you're holding this sign is better than you eating some French toast with some maple sup and some mimosas. Come on. Now, they're just out there with like dry cereal and as good too. That's why they're mad. That's why they're mad. They got brand flakes and ship with people. Why why everybody?

Why the gays is eating like sucking. They're poached eggs and they are mad about it, and they are mad. I'm sad. I'm about to get involved in head groups because it's such a great scam, Like like, I'm just making a company call for hate and just ask haters to give me money. I'm not gonna tell them what I'm doing with it, but I'm like, no, don't worry,

y'all gonna we're gonna get the hate up. The opposite of this, Yeah, just do an openly hateful group and then secretly spend the money on good things, because that's what they're doing. But they're not spending on good things. There's just pocketing it. It's all of frunts by good things. I mean brunch, spending it on good things like brunch. You're gonna see me at the brunch month. They're writing being gay like dam, I'm like I'm getting on the inside.

Don't put my cover. They also helped draft the Mississippi abortion law at the heart of the Supreme Court decision last year allowing state supand the procedure currently leading a new Supreme Court case arguing that businesses should be able to discriminate against lgbt Q plus customers. So it's the opposite of all the things that they're claiming. There's they're

doing the work of trying to address. Yeah, they're trying to address the pr front, you know, like it would be like the what whatever this train company's name is like next year, just like running an about how they're all about the people and fuck chemicals or something, you know, And honestly, tied commercials look more like ads for Jesus than those Jesus ads, dude, Like times commercials or commercials for like drugs, like medications where they're like biking and

then they're in a tub and then like outside blowing one of those little flowers that like all the little seeds go around. Badylines like those look like commercials for Jesus, like oh, we're helping, we're out, we're living. But they just showed us like a bunch of people yelling and it was in black and white, and it was kind of scary, and it was like, why is this like Old Testament? Like why are you trying to terrify us?

During the super Bowl they I'm telling you, they literally had a picture on one because they ran like four commercials last night or some ship. They had a picture that showed a little boy on his fours, on his hands and knees with another kids standing on him pissing in the urinal. And I was that was one of the pictures and I was like, what the fuck is this commercial? These are the weird that's the weirdest. You

know what? That makes me think of the love of Jesus. Yeah, that's what Jesus would have done us his hands and knees so that I could reach there. Also, the commercials at the Super Bowl in general were just like where everything is just devolving in front of my eyes. They're like, oh, we'll just get influencers and celebrities and that'll make it funny and good. It's like these used to be fun. I used to like watching the commercials were turned the

music up. This this year, We're like this is terrible, Like I didn't even give a shit about the commercials this year. They used to be very fun. Also, companies now start promoting their Super Bowl commercial and like like three or four weeks before or Land Foundation for like the reveal of the commercial even though they had about six seven commercials, like the eminem ship with My Rudolph. Look, I love my Rudolph, but like, man, that was just

so boring and such a trash cabaig. It didn't make sense. It wasn't funny. It makes me mad. Bring back if Trump want to win a presidency, makes super Bowl commercials great again? All right, fun stuff like I bring it back every day at the beginning of a zoom call, you know, every zoom call, join my friend, got thank you? Not a lot of practice. I'm not gonna lie a lot of practice lazy. That's mainly what I've been working on since I saw you. Let me know if you

need me to donate to your practice funds. We used to spoof commercials, remember that, Like that commercial was spoofed and scary movie Like I can't even think of a commercial that would be spoof today. Yeah, besides this Jesus commercial. Actually maybe the Jesus commercial does. What the Jesus commercial is iconic. Honestly, it was a hit. Camp is camp. What if they were like, well, we just liked it because the Jesus commercial is camped and Megan and we

got commercials did I haven't seen it yet. I actually heard y'all talking about I gotta see it, but it's camp and loves it. So also that Jesus Jesus they on, sorry, just one last detail on this because you did mention

Hobby Lobby. So on the website for He Gets Us, they talk about how Jesus promoted women's equality, which is a little undercut by the fact that one of the campaign's vocal donors is Hobby Lobby co founder David Green, the man himself who has supported anti lgbt Q legislation, wished a year's long legal fight to deny medical coverage

for contraception on the basis of religious beliefs. So yeah, like the very person that you would assume is involved in this, and like that that is most known for opposing the sorts of messages they were trying to claim, like Jesus is on board with this, is is involved. It's like they were like, well, we gotta get the main bad guy involved. All this time, I thought the Hobby was like knitting a yard. The hobby is hey, yeah,

gotta practice. Yeah, but it it's it really is the equivalent of like a youth group pastor who like sits down, like puts his hat on backwards, and it's like, yeah, no, I get it, like I wanna you know, Jesus was just cool and like he just liked to rap with his friends, turns his seat backwards, and then like by the end of the month of youth group, he's like talking to you about masturbating and how it's like the devil wants to kill you because you've masturbated or some ship.

It's just the bait and switch, that old bait and switch. Cool cool pastor, and I'm not falling for it anymore. I was just involved in a youth group and got scammed. You guys, I gotta gotta stuff Christian got to stop going to Christian youth groups. I got It's like, why is this girl man here? Once I hit my forties, they were like maybe not, but it's like, I'm still youthful. What's talking about? Cap on this? Okay? I have belonging with the youth and the Jesus love doesn't have a number.

But now I get it. I understand they hate groups more because I used to be like why do they want to be in people's business? But I'm like, oh, it's a griff. They're just doing your money and using it for whatever they want. And like you don't really have to try and much out when you're for hate, Like you know, it's not much that you can like show for that that is, like you know a spreadsheet of like look how many hates we did this week, Like we're doing the work. Like you can spend the

money out ever you want. It's a grift exactly, Well, Lazy Mosley, such a pleasure having you back on the daily. Like, guys, thank you so much for coming back. Where could people find you? Follow you, experience you all that good stuff, experience experience you, Oh the lace of most express than you. Guys for having me back, This was so fun. Oh my gosh, I missed you. I have to come back when Miles was done with being a father, because it's gonna be done so right, No, it's only it's only

a three month job. He'll be done quick. Yeah, he go, he goes, he moves fast. He'll he'll get it. He'll get it too. But um, if you want to find me, I have a podcast, Scam got us to be like scams and comedy. We just wrapped season three of I Carly, so that'll be coming out soon. You can catch me on The Lopez Show on NBC. Uh yeah, yeah, that's oh. And then my socialist d I d A l A c I DVA Lacey on all platforms amazing. And is there a tweet or work of media that you've been enjoying? Oh,

work of media we've been. We've broadened it because Twitter is dying a slow death. So I'm not gonna imply that everyone must be paying attention to Twitter at all times. Honestly, it's stressing me out because when it died earlier last week, I was like, I realized how much I love it, and I was sad. So I'm like, oh man, when it does, it's gonna be hard for me. You're gonna have the mail me tweets or something, all of us

in there. Um So mine is this is from Ellie Bangs like Ellie Underscore Bangs and Staids deeply haunted by a study that found that human beings are less than fifty accurate and determine whether they're being flirted with. I was like, wow, I think that goes too fold. That's why I loved because like one's hand. It's like, you know, there's a bunch of creeps who like think that anybody who smiles or is polite, they're like, oh, she wants me.

But then there's people like me who like there's been a time I remember where I walked away from a conversation and my friend was like, they were flirting with you. Like we had made a bet that like about something, and I lost the bet and he wanted if he won the bet that He was like, if I win, you get me dinner or we go to dinner or something like that, and so he one and I was like, oh, what's your venmo, I'll send you money for the dinner.

Lazy He was like really attractive too, and we walked away. My friend was like, what's wrong with you? You wanted to go to dinner with you? And I was like, oh, oh no, we've already already been motive. That's over, lazy jack pleasure having you as well? Where can people find you? Follow you? Oh? Listen, you know you can always find me in the streets to everybody and also we on Instagram at jackieth Neo. How I Met Your Father is out? Now catch me in that new season of Grand Crew

March three dropping. You would catch me in a few episodes on the back end of the season. So watch out for that comedian feud at Alician Theater every month and Los Angeles come check that out. Yes, but yeah, otherwise, you know, I want to before before before you know, we get to a tweet, I wanted to give a special shout out of well wishes. I know she has been on this show a few times to Nicole Thurman, who was just in a very bad car crash fractured

her back, her clavical She is current. This is just like a couple just like the day before the super Bowl or something like that. So Saturday or Friday she's recovering. But you know she has she has a recovery ahead of her. So since some love to Nicole well wishes. Yeah, one can't wait to see you back up. And uh, I hate when bad things happened to great good. Yeah, so I wanted to give a special shout out of love to Nicole as she is recovering. And is there

a work of media that you've been enjoying. I mean, listen, I I don't have anything specifically right now because I forgot to like look for something. But I am somebody who's not on Twitter, and but you still need to like see the tweets, you know. So I want to shout out just a actual Instagram account that's called black Twitter Threads where it just kind of pulls like all good ship from black Twitter and gives it to you and like big ten post threads and you can be

supposed to gate keep that. Chaise. I can't believe you did that. During Black History Month, all right, we've been gate keeping stuff real good. There was nothing tweet that was like a woman was selling something on Facebook, a white woman and this black man was like it was like three fifty dollars and he was like, I bet say less and she was like, okay, three hundred, and we say let's like let's get it. And then we were like yeah, we keep it real good now. Damn.

All right, So here's what I want you all to do with stand for the white folks. Go to Fox News. There you go, switter, we don't that's also bad. What are you doing? I don't know what I'm doing y'all, it's been a minute since I've been on I don't know how to do this ship no more. All right, I don't know how to do it no more. I'm not on social media that much, so I don't know. I don't know the things. I don't know the things. But it makes me laugh though, So if you want

some laughs, especially if you're black, everybody he should. I told y'all in the beginning it is white people turning your turn your turn your podcast off. So you're supposed to be listening to this, No, no, we want them to listen to kids. Are you're going in the wrong duraction white people? I know y'all love black people, but don't don't. Don't be friend us, you know. Instead I go to church, to church, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus gets your friend.

And if you can't go to church, just get on all fours in a bathroom in front of a urinal and just wait for somebody who needs your help. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to You'll probably get arrested, but you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet I've been enjoying. Ron Ivor tweeted just had blueberries and a kombucha. If you're an occident, you're fucked, buddy, I'll try enjoyed. You can find us on Twitter at Daily sit Geist.

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like a slow jam kind of love songs. And this is a very talented artist that I recommended sometime last year. And she says close to the group the Internet Lacy as as I've heard in recent years. This is a track called for you by Tally a Goddess. He's a twenty your old singer, rapper, model, DJ multi hyphen It out of New York. This track has like some fragmented percussion that's driven along by like a pulsing synthetic baseline. It's gonna turn your neckbones into gelatin I promise um.

It gives like a really like nineties R and B vibe and also like a contemporary R, R and B vibe, which is really hard to pull off. She's already doing really big things. She's only twenty years old. I feel like she's going to be a superstar though. So that once again is Talia Goddess. That's for you, the number four that are you and you can find that song and the foot notes. And also I still haven't joined the discord yet. Is like, gang, how the fund do

I do that? Jack? How does that work? Yeah, we'll get you an in But alright, well someone's like, gang do that? I don't know how that works. You can find me at j con the Smith on Instagram only j C O N T H E S M I T H and uh yeah, thank you all. Also, turning your neckphones into gelatine is one of the side effects of the chemicals that were leaked by that train crash, So just watch out, keep your head on a swivel, which you'll be better at if you're I'm not sorry,

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