Chicken Soup vs. Tomato Soup - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

never really a water cooler there anyway. Two of my good friends, Daily Show correspondent Dulce Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson, are known around the building for their water cooler conversations, and they turned it into a podcast. This is your chance to hear these two people go back and forth the way we get to hear it all the time in the hallway. The podcast is called hold Up. Have a listen. Hey, everybody, welcome to Hold Up. This is the show where we have, you know, pretty

big opinions on pretty small things. You know, there's a lot going on in the world, but we take a break from that. Argues, debate, go back and forth about things that all of us care about, but just not that much. I am your host, Josh Johnson, right for the day Show, joined by your co host dull Say Sloan. Right, because you definitely are leading this podcast because if it was up to me. We would never stay one task. For instance, did you know Norman Lee or a hundred

years old today? So Norman Lear sounds like the name of a Shakespeare play, like I know there's King Lear, that Norman Lear has been aroused so long that I thought Norman Lear was the name of the play until just now I remembered that it was an actor. That's wild, got an actor, he's like a producer and stuff. Oh, I thought, normally, Wow, I've had cro Norman Lear gave us all of the family, Maud, Sandford and Son one day at a time, Jeffersons and good times. This is

this is wild hundred years old today. Would you want to be a hundred No, I feel like right at light ninety two, I've really like capped off with stuff I can even do. Give me a solid eighty five. I'm good. I'm good, solid eighty five. Give me a solid eighty five. This is the thing that I feel about age. A lot of people, even when they turn thirty, are like, oh, I feel old, You're not actually old

for like fifty more years. I knew someone who jumped ahead of it, and they were telling people they were forty when they were thirty three, and they were just like catching all the compliments. You look fire, you know, what's your skined routine? Everything? That person is a disrespect for human. And I know they weren't black because we look young forever. So I just turned thirty nine out of facial too, like a while back, Lady, to help me. I didn't have a single wrinkle. Okay, there's a girl.

I went to high school with that bit of wrinkles at eighteen. So you're not gonna. I mean, I need to My under eye is becoming a problem. You know, I'm sleeping too hard on the left side. I wake up feeling punched. You're just dehydrated, bro, I'm with you, I understand. But I woke up this more and I was like, who did it? You know which one of you? All hit me? Just dehydrated. But you want to go to on those ivy places. I will throw up if I have an IVY in me. I I can keep

talking about the I V. Oh, no needles. No, it's not a needle. The I V is not a needle. They didn't use a needle. She used a tube. Wait, the I V is a two. But it's not too to your mouth. It's a tool to a needle in your arm. She didn't use like a ventional you needle. She just used a who like a sharp tube. Now now, now you're stressing me out board? This is now it's a diventure I didn't know about. I thought it was just a needle with the juice within. The needle went

in your arm. Sometimes you just gotta get over your fears. Also a fear of needles, like who is still afraid of this ship? Like? What are you talking about? Throw up? Like, come on, I can't have my little fear that rarely comes up, that I almost never talked about unless somebody else breaks it up. I can't have that. No, Wow, you just you just won't. He may fear your pet peeve. My biggest fear is that I'll never be married and have Children's been and it's been a debilitating fear since

I was six years old. Suck your spiders, Suck your heights. Okay, I'm talking about my life. Did you know what you got? Raid for spiders? Okay, you can stay inside. You don't have to. You don't have to deal with heights, this ship. I have something I don't want to do with my life. That I need another person to achieve. Okay, that is real fair. He wants to him to tell me, oh

needles a week. Well, let's get into today's episode. Today we're talking about to all time classics, to juggernauts of comfort food, too lovely lovely dishes that come in a bowl. We're talking chicken soup versus tomato soup. Okay, now, I can't say I don't know if you are familiar with the with the wonderful comedic genius of Nicole Buyer Friend Incorporated. And um I asked her one day if she wanted to go get fun and she said she does not eat fun and she does not like soup. Mm hmm.

And I was like, but Nicolette, why do you not enjoy tastiness that is soup? And she said, it is water with food in it. And I can eat my fun. Honestly, that right there, That right there. We're gonna have to cut that out because it's the whole episode. If people are just thinking of food chunks inside of hot water, that's not I'm I'm talking about good, delicious, creamy tomato soup. Maybe there's nothing in it. You're the one over there,

you you chose chicken soup. You chose to side with the trash bag of bowl of you know, hot broth. I went chicken soup and I went chicken soup. For the supposed healing factors of chicken soup, I went chicken soup because there's so many ways, so man, these styles of chicken soup. You know what I mean. To have noodles, you're gonna have rice. Yeah, you can have it where there's too much parsonally, like when my mom makes it right. There's so many ways to do. There's a chicken soup,

there's a chicken noodle soup. You can have it where it's a cream or chicken soup. You can have it where it's more of a broth. You can have it where it's one of those sipping soups out of the can. I don't know how to feel about that because I don't drincken soup. But some people just like there's something about the can one because I remember what you're talking about.

They did it for tomato and they did it for chicken, and you would just heat it up in the microwave, which I did not understand, and then you would I thought you couldn't put metal in the microwave. That's what I thought too, But apparently they got these new microwaves that don't care about metal. So it's this new metal that don't care about microwaves. Yeah, yeah, either way, it doesn't sound natural. It doesn't sound like like if the couples made of wood and that they were like throwing

the microwave. But be like, all right, I mean, I guess, but metal. I was immediately like I remember read the label like this is a trick. There's a trick. But like I remember, like I remember when I was in high school, I was working to place an all the time pottery and somebody had got me, like for my lunch, they got me like a burger from Checkers. Remember when Checkers just have like the silver uh look a wrapper around it. I did not know that it was low

key aluminum foil. Oh yeah, I put this in a microwave and the fireworks display that went on in this microwave and I'll grow an adult was like all right, what you're doing? Was like I just trying to eat at my pragapher Checkers. I didn't know, how are you trying to get up burger from checkers. This is the

biggest setup that we do to children. I don't know what other countries do, because a lot of other countries don't microwave the way we microwave, Like you know, I feel like a lot of those European countries don't really even use microwaves, and and I feel like a lot of them African and Asian continent countries just they end up eating the food for the day like they only have a time, and they're not kind into thinking that they have to do things quickly. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

That's also why it's better food because it's like, hey, we made just enough, so now all the spices aren't spread around a huge pot for us to eat for six weeks, like this is food for this evening. Here here in America, though we uh we have the TV dinner, we have the violence of the cat of the soup that you put the mike way they drink right out of That's a that I'll tell you what. I've had lots of different money situations in my life, but drinking a can of soup was the first time I really

felt poor. That was the first time where I was like the what was it? I was talking to Logan and he said this, and I by my buddy Logan deals that, uh said, the privadity now the drink, the just the pure adultery povody of drinking right out of a cab at soup. No less like I'm not even drinking. I'm too too Nicole's point. I'm kind of not drinking food. I'm just drinking dirty water filled with food, not dirty season.

I mean, depending on which candle soup you get. Well, yeah, I mean you're hoping no one's drinking a cream and mushroom because that's just a it's a hard day, you know what I mean. It's just that whoever is drinking a can of a cream of mushroom, that's somebody that you you need to be watching out for. Watch listen. There's nothing like he was so normal except for he drank a can of cream of mushroom soup. Oh my god. Okay, so let's let's just go over some merits real quick,

of chicken soup and of tomato soup. If you don't mind, I'll throw it out there. I'll go first. Listen, you're the one that has to run this. I I'm never what have I ever helpful. What I you on TSK in your life? So I guess my main thing is creamy tomato soup has all of the heartwarming properties, all right, of just a night in with a good book next to a fireplace. This is the life you don't live. What are you talking about? You don't have a fireplace.

I have an area you have books where there used to be a fireplace, but now there's a kitchen island but there wasn't but the brick is still exposed from fireplace become a kitchen island because the fire Okay, it's not the New York apartment got it. So you can probably open your stone while you're on a toilet. Okay, fine, fine, this is why again at all my evidence about New York. So you have an area where stove used to be,

where a fireplace used to be, that is now a kitchen. Okay, so you have to roll your kitchen island out of the way. No I don't. I don't roll it out of the way. It's just that I'll just sit at it. I don't use the fireplace anywhere because you can't because its been walled in. And it's one of those delightful treats that you could enjoy with a grilled cheese. You can have it hot or cold. Who's cold tomato soup? Some people have tomato soup cold, fucking monsters. Who's drinking

this is not gaspacho? You can go at home candles book. Who who is having cold tomato soup? It's not It's not me. But I've seen it, all right, you have not no does it? Rosie said she has tomato soup like hot or cold? My Rosie, I'm pretty sure I've talked to me about this layer. That's the thing people do that. It's not a thing people do that you eat. If you have cold tomato soup is because you used to be hot, you forgot about it, came back and

was no longer hot. How are you eating cold tomato soup? But tomato soup and the consistency of tomato being cold is not crazy? Like, isn't that what? A um uh? That cocktail that's mostly tomato is? What's that cocktail? Bloody Mary's, Yeah, like bloody marries, just cold tomato soup with vodka. Listen, anybody that drinks the Bloody Mary and they're not going

through the Drake depression it's violence. You ever been on a plane, You're been on a plane and somebody ordered what's crazy that people just order like tomato juice on a plane. First of all, it smells like pure vomit, pure vomit. Wait what tomato juice on a plane smells like vomit? This is this is not so you? So what about when you have ketch up? What about when you have ketchup? Are you like catch up? My brother told me one day when we were kids that catch

up doesn't make food taste better. It makes food taste like catch up. Yeah, too much ketchup will do that. But just ketch up, just a little ketchup, catch up. I love SAUCEA. I don't need catch up. Love SAUCEA won't catch up. I don't like the tight rope of logic your walking with you. It makes no sense. Tomatoes are the only thing that I'm picking. I won't eat a tomato in a salad. I won't eat This is

the craziest thing. If I were like a taco and they put like chopped tomatoes on them, I won't eat it. I won't need to get it without tomatoes. Saucer. I love saucea but I won't eat like like food, just like eat a cherry tomato or like growing up, like my mama would get like tomatoes out of my grandma's garden and put like salt and pepper and vinegar on them.

But if there's a tomato, like if it's a tomato, like a burger, I eat a few bites of it, and I probably end up eventually taking it off, like a whopper or something like that. I eat a few bites, eventually take it off because I like tomato soup. Mhm, but tomato juice like a V eight. I'll open the air lock on this plane and keep you the funk out. Everything that you're saying right now is an attack on logic, it really is. I can't listen. I can't tell you

why I'm like this. I can't tell you why I don't. The thing is, I like the smell of tomatoes mm hmm. So that's mine. When it's in salsa, it's fine. Or when is the tomato soup there's like you know, other stuff, it's fine. But like just straight up just a tomato in a glass with celery and vodka in it. Terrorism. Terrorism, I'm calling that up, I say, like, this is awful. Okay, so we'll leave. We'll leave. I won't try to appeal to your sense of taste to the listener, but I

already said I like tomato soup. I know I'm with you, but I the roads that I think will go down if I if I try to make sense out of everything that you just said, I don't think we'll even get to the episode. I really, it's not even it's there's not roads. I like sausa. I don't like tomatoes by themselves doesn't But you don't like ketchup? What ketchup doesn't even taste like tomatoes? Some ketchup does? What the fun Catchup even had you in lives? It tastes like

tomatoes cats up? Oh okay, so I remember the nineties and catch up with different colors. Okay, So you can't tell me that's the ketchup tastes like tomatoes. It doesn't. It tastes like sugar as for another day. So tomato soup to be is one of those things that you just enjoy. It's a classic treat. It's a classic snack when I want a little something that's not too heavy. But I want to feel full for a little while. I have some tomato soup. Okay, well do you eat

it in the summertime? Yeah, so you eat hot soup in the summertime. But it depends on the day you're You're I'm not going to take a break off of hot food for a whole season. That that that to me is wild. Then whatever road you were trying to take me down just now, I'm just asking because there's certain foods that I don't eat. M hmm, what is that outside? Yeah? If it if it's if it's very hot that day and I've just come in from the heat, then yes, I don't really want to watch something bubble

put it in my mouth. That's that's not gonna be a great evening of dinner or no bubble bubba troil and soup for you. No, no, no, because if if I I can't even you know, sometimes I'll make breakfast for Sally and I and I will you know, have eggs and bacon going at the same time and everything. But on a hot day, if I get popped with some grease, I'll lose my mind. I'll just snack. I'll walk away from the stove. There's something about getting pop

with Grease on a hot day. Yeah, well you're like, the fuck is this because it's just Grease and Sun tag team in Yes, because then you you you get popped, you grab it, you try to nurse a little bit, maybe grabbing ice cube something like that. But then you go out into the sun and the sun is like mmmmmmm,

let me taste that. I remember Trevor say that when his friends came from South Africa and they were talking about how the heat, like just the weather in America compared to South Africa, and he was like, he was talking about how the sun here is different. M He's like the sun here, He's like you can feel it. He's like it leans on you like a good friend. Yeah. I can't do the access. I wasn't really embarrassed myself.

What I need from you, though, is really any if you have it, if you can, if you can muster it up, any defense of your position on listen, I didn't chicken noodles. So this is the thing. So it's the thing you grew up with. Is the thing that you're like whenever you got sick or you weren't feeling well, or this was the thing they gave you where and then everybod because like everybody had a recipe for chicken soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken and rice. You know what I'm saying.

Everybody has a recipe for chicken soup, and it's all done differently, and so like even like as I got older, I came up with my own recipe for chicken soup. It's usually just passle I think because it can be tailored to people's tastes more, I think because there's that childhood connection to it where it's the first thing you do and you're not feeling well. I was like, I need some chicken soup. It doesn't matter what kind of is.

I remember I got super sick a couple of years ago and my manager like sent me, had uberies like send me chicken soup. You know what I mean. It's this thing that we've all grown up with. Also, it goes like cross culturally, like different cultures in America are different cults around the world. It's you know, you're not feeling well, let me get you some chicken soup. So I think it's I think because it's like a global thing that we've all decided that like, okay, you're sick,

half chicken, m chicken will help you. No one's out here being like, oh, you're not feeling well. Let me put on some pork soup and then get this. Uh you know, you don't know some of those meat broths they got, they got the enzymes. You know, we know what's healing, because like you, those chicken Soup for the Soul books. I never read one, but I saw it, but everybody had them. Somebody somebody by the house and

a boat off of them. Chicken Soup for the Soul books. Basically, they were like these self help books you were supposed to read called chicken Soup for the soul. It's like, listen, chicken soup for help your body when it's sick in this book, will help your mind. Okay, let me see, because I feel like they did at some point make a tomato soup for the soul. Oh both soups, I

don't know. I'm I saw one time. Okay, this is this that feels like the chicken soup for the African American soul, chicken soup for the salt, chicken soup for the China for the teenage soul, Chicken soup for the African American woman's soul who wrote these books. It's got very specific. Yeah, I mean you want to break into every niche you have available to you, so you know, for the cancer survivor soul, for the pet lover soul, country soul, kids soul, golfers soul, chicken soup for the

golfer's soul. So I did find it. There is a book. There is a tomato soup for the soul, but it does seem to be off brand like it like it seems like a hardcore broke it off chicken noodle soup for the soul because they use the chicken noodle soup for the soul font. So listen, if chicken soup is so healing that they put it in literary format, that's

what I'm saying. Like the concept of the soup being healing, Okay, it's the point that they've gotten to, like, Okay, let's break it down to or we need to get to these golfers. Okay, he's golfers are not okay, So just seeing this overall concept chicken soup is so healing that they have used that colloquial attachment to it. I like how you grab stuff where you try to make a point that there's nothing there, but you're trying to pull

the rest of the idea out of this. You know the number of times I've grabbed air and not been saying anything insignificant. Okay, I'll just offer this up to you. I think that, yes, chicken noodle soup has some healing properties to it. There's some bone broth properties in there, there's there's there's lots of good stuff. But where is the line? That's my question? When do we go from healing to heathen? All right? Because everyone just having their

own little version of chicken soup, it's pretty wild. I've had chicken cultures, No, not just across cultures. I'm talking about fully just American raised, born and raised people that think that they should be putting chunks of just whatever in the chicken soup. What's the wildest thing you've ever had is someone's chicken soup. Let's see restaurant, it doesn't matter restaurant or what's the wildest thing and where did it come from? Okay? All right, this is this is

this is where I'm talking about. This ends up happening. Raisins, You're a liar. Everybody says raisins. Everybody says raisins. If you want something wild to be in something, we say, right, okay, you know would have been even wilder than raisins. Full on grapes. Grapes would have been wilder. Full on grapes would have been wilder. Yes, who put We know who? But where, oh? Where? Where? Where? Where did you get the soup from? In school, there was someone who brought

their lunch to school from home. Okay, in that lunch it was like, you know, little snack pack whatever. But then they had some chicken soup that they heat it up and in it or some little black dots. I was like, wasn't your soup? And they had shredded chicken, they had some carrots, they had like pretty much you know,

anything you'd put in a chicken soup. And then Larry all nine a couple of raisins, and I wasn't sure if that's something that the parent did or if them being a kid, they were like, hey, raisins are good too, let me throw them in. But they acted like it was nothing. So that was that was leading me to believe that it was normal for them. So you did not have this soup. I had a little taste of it because I was like, how crazy is this? You know?

And what it is? Like? I mean, it went great to begin with, Yeah, but overall you you asked me the wildest thing now in chicken soups defense, Yeah, people do wild things, two things all the time. So if this one young man and his very delusional parents it because I don't know who made that food, parent or guardian put raisins in his chicken soup, one, they should be arrested. Bogs, tart and spoons, okay, grease and spoons, tart and feathered not that serious, did you get it?

So that's got an indictment on all chicken soup because his mama can't cook. You know, I will say that chicken soup, you put a little crackers and you're done. Mano soup mado soup always has an accessory. It is in a good moment. Tomato soup is Tomato soup is what gave us a soup in the sandwich. Now that time will say when you go somewhere and they're like soup in a sandwich like a go combo meal, because

it's more like goofy lunch place. If you do I went to a lunch place that did soup in the sandwich as a meal as right as a lunch special, and it did not have tomato soup as an option. I was like, you're doing this wrong. You know, it's all the way wrong. You're living life wrong. I don't need that is violence. I don't need a minestron and a pastronomy. I don't need enis together. Okay, you need if you're going to be sup in a sandwich, you

gotta have tomato soup. But also, this is my question when it comes to because you were talking about the different ways that people do chicken soup and it's too open, right, how do you feel about now they're starting to do more of a rustic style tomato soup. How do you feel about the rustick tomato soup. I'm talking about your big pieces of herbs. Okay, I'm talking about your large chunks tomatote to me, just speaking for myself, Uh, it's

a personal taste thing. The more rustic something gets, the more dirty it is in my mind. Um So, the same way that you were talking about New York apartments and how sometimes there's exposed brick and blah blah, I'm actually on your side on that thing. I don't like when someone didn't finish a building and they act like they finished a building, Like, look the brick then making a brick wall, that means I'm outside inside. If the brick is exposed, that means you have sold me outside

and I am currently outside inside. You put walls around outside. It's like when they started building the outdoor, Like we couldn't go on restaurants during COVID in New York and they started putting tho little buildings on the park and like in the street, and there was like, this is inside outside. Yeah, you're telling me the that's not safe to be in there. Barely better, you know. But they were like, oh, but there's like open air. But then when wintertime hit, you put sides on it because it

was cold, and then put heaters in the bitch. So now you're just incubating COVID. Yeah, and rats, the rats of the outdoor dining. Um. So here's the thing, because we have to wrap up soon, I'm just gonna swing for the fences. I'm just gonna say it. Any any liquidy tomato I will count as tomato soup. So you don't mind the rustic style, as long as it's as long as there's still a lot of because I've had

rustic tomato souper. It's just like, bitch, this is just a bunch of chunky tomatoes and a little bit of liquid. So yeah, I'm I'm gonna go out on limb right now. I don't know if this helps or hurt to my point, I don't know what the audience is gonna feel, but I really want to win, and so I'll say right now that tomato soup. If we're we're really bringing chicken

noodle soup up against tomato soup, that counts everything. I didn't soup marineras Wait wait wait, wait wait wait, you're saying any liquid tomato is tomato soup, all right, and sauza you're counting salsa as tomato soup. Let's do it, okay, So any tomato based anything, tomato soup, catch up, tomato soup, cocktail sauce, tomato soup sauce, tomato soup, spot, tomato soup, praigo ragu tomato soup, marinair sauces, tomato soup, the Mao soup. So I'm just throwing it out there because sometimes you

saw somebody open a jar of ragu pasta sauce. Yeah, so you're saying, tomato paste is tomato soup. So if someone opens a can of rag ou yeah pasta sauce. Okay, those in the bowl, Yeah, he eats it up. M hmmm,

soup tomato soup. So wild, I am saying because I feel like I feel like in the last episode with the diners versus the waffle house, what ended up happening because I got to eat alive, by the way, yeah yeah, no, what you mainly got eated lives And I was like, you would trying to eat steak in a waffle house. That's why you got eating alive. No, no, no, no, I gotta eat alive basically because in the end, my mistake was that I didn't include every diner like thing

that was not waffle House. So then there were even people at by Covets, Dia but in by Bitch and stuff like that, being like, all right, look since Denny's and Shawnees and all this stuff and included we're just talking mom and pop, I'm gonna have to go waffle House and I'm like, damn. So basically I did make a good point. But if I had been more inclusive, maybe people would have seen it my way, which is why now, hey, everything is tomato soup. We're going at

all tomato soup. Okay, I will not lose again. And you think by saying that catch up is tomato soup, you're gonna win. I'm just saying, what if somebody had to give up catch up, just have tobato soup, maybe maybe they lead to the dark side. Maybe they'd be off baby, baby, maybe they'd be with me. No one is listen, no one's dipping French fries and tomato soup, and no one is dipping grilled cheese and catch up

unless of your over the age of six. So like, I can't this, you can't make this, you can't make this choice. I'm just saying, because here's the thing. When you when you talk chicken soup versus tomato soup, I'm already at a slight disadvantage because there are some cultures, like you said, that don't really do tomato soup. They definitely you do chicken soup. I have to bring more tools into the arsenal to stack up. Even I can admit that these are not the tools that you need

you have brought dental tools to a construction site. Okay, you know what? The you know what? The how about this? How about this? Why are you choosing? This isn't I don't even know if this isn't even violence. I don't know if this choice even fucking it's How about this? If y'all love chicken soup so much? No more tomatoes for anybody you act like. I did not get whooped in the Vacation Staycation episode. The number of people that were trying to call me elitist, okay, because I said,

leave your fucking house. All I said was leave your house. How the funk? I said, Well, you don't know how much money people have. No, I don't, and that's not the sucking point. And if you don't have the money to go on vacation, why are you talking to me that I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. I will say, you made a good point for waffle houses. I was. I was impressed at your waffle house fight that you put up, but I lost it from Atlanta. I also grew up in the city that is the

location of the headquarters of waffle House. I grew up in North across Georgia. Google waffle House. Their headquarters was around the corner from my house. And you and look you do them proud. But what ended up happening with me is I got either live because I didn't. I didn't open up the options. But I do think you're opening them the wrong way. Like it makes set to include a Denny's and a diner because they're doing the same thing, to include catch up with tomato soup. It's

a question of consistency. It's just a question of because there's some tomato soup. Like you said, they couldn't get the consistent right, So now you drinking a bowl to catch up. No, it never goes catch up. It could be married Nara, m hm m hmm, but it's never catch up. You're wor I'm worried about you. I'm worried about you because the thing and you you're thinking. You're not thinking about the logic. You're thinking about the wind. Okay,

you're thinking about the wind. You're not doing it from your hork. Okay, look, you're not doing it. If you need it, open listener, if you need it, open, it's open, all right. If you don't need it open. If I see the crazy believe you keep you. You don't even believe you. I believe in me. You don't need gro you don't believe that. Catch up, it's sucking tomato soup because you were not walking to your Christian home that you have made, but your girlfriend and your dog. And

squeeze a ball, Haines, catch up. Uh huh, squeeze, catch up. It's a boat and heat it up, macgarto soup. You wouldn't do it. You would do it, So don't look. Don't look me in my college educated American Christian faith here on al Gore's Internet machine, and tell me that you even believe in the bottom of your heart, in your heart, that you for the do this. Don't you get off this hill, go to flat land. You have built a hill out of tomatoes and it is not working.

You sound wild the fund Do you mean anything? Tomato basis tomato soup. But that's like saying everything pasta is spaghetti. How about it that he chose violence, he chose this is the wildest fucking thing. I'm a Virgin. I can't stop cutting like this man, So I'm not doing this with chicken soup. Chicken soup. It's chicken soup. Okay, I've made my my mind defends my my I rest, here's my free lay throne. Leave me that's what you brought me to. I had to take these choices to the king.

Don't you said to me that it did to me? I delay him at the throne. Leave me there alone. The gaze upon Josh's bad decisions, because it's Nenna lost his damn mind talking about having hot bowler catcher up. I'm worried about you, Josh, because if you feel like, don't worry about me. He got me. We're children of the same Lord, aren't he got made? Say bad? I hear you, I hear your brother in Christ. So listen, listeners,

if you can continue to even respect Josh. Wow after after this man's or al Gore's internet machine, it said that anything tomato based, it's tomato soup. While I have just presented the fact that, listen to your childhood, chicken soup has been the go to You know, everybody has different recipes. Um, and good Christians don't put raisins in it. That sounds like a real Trump supporter. Move. But Lord, we come before you today for brother Josh. Don't because

then You can't just start praying for people. That's that's that's the worst cod attack. You just start praying while you talking to the person. Look at me in my face, praying in my face about me, like like I'm not here. That's so we're gonna put it to you, the listener. Chicken soup or tomato soup. Let's no in comments, Let's no in you know, no, no, no, this is about chicken soup versus anything that is tomato based. Okay, you have changed the game. I said. I said chicken soup

versus tomato soup. You have said soup versus anything that has a tomato in it. Yeah. Yeah, Please find all of the ways to tell Josh that he is a wild man. Okay. Look, so if you want to tell me to my face that I am wrong, I got dates where I'll be doing stand up. You can come to those. You can find me on Instagram at Josh Johnson Comedy. Also on TikTok and YouTube at Josh Johnson Comedy and I you can find me a du say sloan. My YouTube channel needs resuscitation, so don't look for me.

But my instagram is popping out. My Instagram, Yeah, and your your Instagrams is actually very entertaining. Very I'm a very silly lady. I have been a Dulcay Sloan. Um. We have been Josh Johnson. This has been hold Up, Yeah, it has. Listen to hold Up wherever you get your podcast and watch the video version at Daily Show dot com backslash hold Up. Watch the Daily Show nights at eleven tenth Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes

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