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The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polancosports.yahoo.com
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes

Who are the Premier League title favorites? + Christian Pulisic & Tim Weah clap back at critics but is it warranted?

Christian Polanco and Stefano Fusaro preview the Premier League season ahead of the 2025–26 opening weekend. They share their title favorites along with a full set of season predictions, including Player of the Season, best transfer, and relegation picks. Then, they react to Christian Pulisic and Tim Weah’s response to the criticism they've faced this summer. Was their clapback warranted—or are they being overly sensitive? Finally, Christian and Stefano bring back Rápido Reactions , breaking dow...

Aug 14, 202558 minEp. 877

Marcelo Balboa on MLS Growth Since Its Inception + Can USMNT Recreate the World Cup Hoopla of 1994?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros welcome USMNT and MLS legend Marcelo Balboa to the show. They discuss his soccer journey, including his decision to return to the U.S. to help launch Major League Soccer in 1996. What were the hardships that came with it — and was it worth the sacrifice? Christian and Alexis then dive into Marcelo’s USMNT journey, including his role in the 1994 World Cup team’s magical run on home soil. Will the 2026 World Cup in the U.S. live up to 1994? How can this new s...

Aug 11, 202557 minEp. 876

Son Heung-Min joins LAFC! Will he have the Messi effect? + Newcastle continue to stumble this summer window!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Son Heung-Min’s arrival at LAFC and what it could mean for Major League Soccer both on and off the field. They also look back on Son’s time at Tottenham and the legacy he leaves behind at the club. Christian and Alexis then recap Phase One of the Leagues Cup. Does the competition’s new format make the Leagues Cup more exciting? They also react to some of the best moments from the tournament so far. Later, they discuss the news that Benjamin Šeško...

Aug 07, 202550 minEp. 875

Andrés Cantor talks calling the 2022 World Cup Final and looks ahead to 2026!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on soccer broadcasting legend Andrés Cantor to chat about all things soccer. The guys revisit the 2022 World Cup Final and talk with Andrés about how the greatest moment of his career was also his most challenging. Christian and Alexis then discuss Andrés’ journey in broadcasting and how he eventually passed down his love for the game to his son, Nico. They also get to know Andrés on a more personal level—learning, for example, about his dislike for s...

Aug 04, 202542 minEp. 874

Thomas Müller the key to Vancouver’s title hopes? + Is it time MLS looks at rule changes?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Thomas Müller's move to the Vancouver Whitecaps and what it could mean for the club’s chances of winning an MLS title. Does this move put them ahead of Inter Miami as the favorites for the MLS Cup? The duo also discusses Jermaine Jones' recent comments suggesting that his 2014 return to MLS was not his decision. Should MLS consider changing some of its roster rules—like the controversial discovery rights? Later, Christian and Alexis react to the ...

Jul 31, 202548 minEp. 873

Landon Donovan on why Christian Pulisic’s Gold Cup absence was unacceptable + was Messi’s suspension the right move?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on USMNT legend Landon Donovan and break down a controversial summer of soccer for the USMNT. Landon tells us why he took issue with Christian Pulisic missing the Gold Cup and what he would have done differently. Landon also reacts to Lionel Messi missing the MLS All-Star Game and how he thinks the league should react. Christian and Alexis then break down the Women’s UEFA Euros Final and how England overcame Spain. After another dominant performance, ...

Jul 28, 20251 hr 2 minEp. 872

Reggie Cannon details court win over Boavista + who’s the UEFA Women’s EURO favorite?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Colorado Rapids & USMNT defender Reggie Cannon to discuss his recent court win over Portuguese club Boavista. Reggie describes the trials and tribulations of his time in Europe and why he ultimately decided to make the move back to MLS. Reggie also shares his future ambitions with the USMNT and how MLS has grown in recent years. Christian and Alexis then preview the UEFA Women’s EURO Final between Spain and England. Will favorites Spain win ano...

Jul 24, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 871

European transfer window winners & losers + Cavan Sullivan trains with Man City — is he Premiere League ready?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the transfer window so far and give us their winners and losers as we pass the halfway point of the European transfer window. Have Liverpool been the clear winners or do Chelsea have a reason to be optimistic? Can Arsenal turn their window around? Christian and Alexis then recap a busy weekend in Major League Soccer. Inter Miami continue their dominance of the Red Bulls but Messi steals the headlines with his insane goal that left the Red Bulls g...

Jul 21, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 870

Liverpool are gearing up for European Domination + can Rodrigo De Paul fix Inter Miami?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Liverpool’s busy summer including their rumored move for either Alexander Isak or Hugo Ekitike. Can a new striker on top of the 200 million euros they’ve already spent put them amongst the other European giants? They also react to Steve Parrish’s blunder that may have lost Europa League football for Crystal Palace. Christian and Alexis then recap a busy week in Major League Soccer. The boys break down Inter Miami’s reported move for Rodrigo De Pa...

Jul 17, 202559 minEp. 869

Chelsea shock PSG! Cole Palmer and Co show their might + was this Club World Cup a success?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Chelsea’s 3-0 victory over PSG in the Club World Cup Final. 2 goals by Cole Palmer led Chelsea to a decisive win over the European Champions to capture Enzo Maresca’s 2nd trophy with the club. The boys break down how Chelsea were able to break down this elite PSG side. Christin and Alexis then talk the other major players for Chelsea in the CWC, including they new signing Joao Pedro. They also chat Robert Sanchez’s impressive performance in goal an...

Jul 13, 202555 minEp. 868

Brad Friedel weighs in on USMNT striker & goalkeeper dilemma! + Has CWC proven Saudi League is now ahead of MLS?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on legendary USMNT goalkeeper Brad Friedel to chat all things USMNT including their current roster questions at striker and goalkeeper. Brad Friedel explains why patience is necessary as Pochettino change the culture with the USMNT. Brad also discusses his roster thoughts and what the summer call-ups may mean for the USMNT roster going forward. Christian and Alexis then break down the most recent results in the Club World Cup, including PSG’s annihila...

Jul 10, 20251 hr 20 minEp. 867

USMNT fall to Mexico in Gold Cup Final! Where do Pochettino and USMNT stand 11 months from World Cup?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 2-1 loss to Mexico in the Gold Cup Final. Where are the boys’ confidence level for the squad and the head coach after the USMNT’s last competitive match before the World Cup? What players helped and hurt their stock going into next summer? Christian and Alexis then break down the major moments of the game including a handball in the box by Mexico that wasn’t given as a penalty. Was USMNT robbed of a potential go-ahead penalty? Later, Ch...

Jul 07, 202557 minEp. 866

USMNT Survive! Diego Luna’s brace lifts USA to victory and Gold Cup Final berth

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s shaky semifinal win over Guatemala. The boys talk Diego Luna, who impressed once again, scoring both goals for the Stars and Stripes. They also break down another lackluster performance from young striker Patrick Agyemang Christian and Alexis then chat Matt Freese’s performance in goal and whether it raised or lowered his stock. They also give us their USMNT confidence level ahead of an important final on Sunday. Later, Christian and Al...

Jul 03, 202549 minEp. 865

New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy addresses safety concerns as state prepares for World Cup Final

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros chat with New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy as they preview the 2026 World Cup. The boys talk all things New Jersey as the state gets ready to host the 2026 World Cup Final at MetLife Stadium next summer. Governor Murphy also reveals how he fell in love with soccer and what the sport means to him and his family. Governor Murphy then addresses safety concerns for fans around the world and in this country in the midst of an uncertain political climate ahead of ...

Jul 01, 202559 minEp. 864

Matt Freese to the rescue! USMNT advance to Gold Cup Semifinal after PK magic

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s dramatic quarterfinal win over Costa Rica. They talk the good they saw including Malik Tillman’s masterful performance and Matt Freese’s magic in the penalty shootout. Christian and Alexis then also break down some poor performances from the likes of Patrick Agyemang and Max Arfsten and what that means for the duo ahead of the team’s semifinal against Guatemala. Later, Christian and Alexis preview the USMNT’s semifinal against Guatemala...

Jun 30, 202550 minEp. 863

USMNT Gold Cup Quarterfinal preview + Inter Miami the last MLS team standing in Club World Cup!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Yahoo Sports writer Henry Bushnell to break down the USMNT’s Gold Cup quarterfinal matchup against Costa Rica. What changes do we think will be made for the squad ahead of the match? What will be the key to a USMNT victory? Plus, Malik Tillman and Patrick Agyemang eye club moves this summer. Christian and Alexis then recap the Club World Cup as the group stage comes to an end. Inter Miami impress in their group and advance to the knockout rounds, h...

Jun 26, 20251 hr 6 minEp. 862

Grading Mauricio Pochettino’s Gold Cup group stage + PSG’s David Butler chats UCL triumph

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the USMNT’s Gold Cup group stage and hand Mauricio Pochettino a grade so far. They also debate whether this team would be better off with or without Gio Reyna and predict what starting XI would be most effective going into the knockout rounds. Alexis then chats with PSG’s David Butler all about PSG’s Champions League win. They also talk about the Luis Enrique effect as well as David’s time with the club. Later, Christian and Alexis react to the l...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 861

Which USMNT players should consider summer moves? + Tim Weah reveals details behind awkward White House visit

Christian Polanco and Christine Cupo discuss which USMNT players should consider moves away from their clubs ahead of next year’s World Cup. Where should players like Gio Reyna and Yunus Musah go and should Christian Pulisic consider a move as well? Christian and Christine then give us their USMNT overreactions dependent on if they win or lose against Saudi Arabia. They also break down Juventus’ recent visit to the White House and Tim Weah’s comments afterwards. Was Tim right in telling us he wa...

Jun 19, 202556 minEp. 860

Pulisic vs Pochettino? Coach fires back at USMNT players + MLS' Club World Cup Achilles heel

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Yahoo Sports writer Henry Bushnell to recap a busy weekend for USMNT. The boys react to Mauricio Pochettino’s fiery words for the players missing from his roster. Is there officially a rift between Pulisic and Pochettino? They also recap the USMNT’s 5-0 win over Trinidad and Tobago and what the major takeaways are from their Gold Cup win. Christian and Alexis then recap the opening weekend of the Club World Cup. PSG continued their inter-continenta...

Jun 16, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 859

USMNT headed in wrong direction one year out from World Cup + Christian Pulisic breaks silence on USMNT absence

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the USMNT’s current issues as the World Cup is now only one year away. Is the panic meter rising on this team? What do the USMNT need to fix before next summer? Christian and Alexis then react to Christian Pulisic breaking his silence on why he’s missing from the USMNT roster this summer. Did his comments hurt or help his cause? The boys also preview the Gold Cup and give us their predictions on who will win the competition. Later, Christian and ...

Jun 12, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 858

Time to panic for USMNT? Mauricio Pochettino’s lackluster start as manager + Landon Donovan lashes out at USMNT players

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the USMNT’s loss to Turkey and why it might be time to worry about Mauricio Pochettino as the USMNT’s head coach. The boys also preview the upcoming game against Switzerland and what we need to see from the team ahead of the Gold Cup. Christian and Alexis then react to Landon Donovan’s recent comments about the players absent from the USMNT squad ahead of the Gold Cup. Were his comments deserved our out of line? Later, Christian and Alexis give u...

Jun 09, 20251 hrEp. 857

MLS Midseason Awards + USMNT lose another star! How will they cope in the Gold Cup?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros give us their MLS midseason awards including Team of the Season, MVP, Newcomer of the Year and more! Does Messi deserve MLS MVP so far? If not, who’s the frontrunner? Christian and Alexis finish up their MLS midseason awards. Who is their Young Player of the Year? Have the LA Galaxy or Atlanta United been the bigger disappointment so far? Later, Christian and Alexis react to the latest USMNT roster change that sees Sergiño Dest join a group of USMNT stars t...

Jun 05, 20251 hrEp. 856

Breaking down each major club’s Champions League need + LAFC clinch spot in Club World Cup!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros look ahead after Saturday’s Champions League final and give us every top Champions League club’s major need going into next season. How can Real Madrid, Barcelona or Liverpool find their way back at the top? What do Arsenal, Man City and Bayern Munich need to challenge again? Can PSG win back-to-back titles? Christian and Alexis then recap a weekend around MLS including LAFC’s comeback win against Club America to clinch their spot in the Club World Cup. As ...

Jun 02, 20251 hrEp. 855

PSG annihilate Inter Milan to win first UCL Title! Was Kylian Mbappe holding them back?

Christian Polanco and Stefano Fusaro break down the Champions League final right after the game’s conclusion and talk the main talking points from the match. What does PSG’s first ever Champions League title mean for the club? Can Inter Milan bounce back from this embarrassing end to a disappointing season? Christian and Stefano then talk about the midfield battle and how PSG dominated the game from the middle of the field. They also talk about Desire Doue’s coming of age performance and how he ...

May 31, 202547 minEp. 854

Champions League Final preview, Premier League team season perspectives & LA Galaxy make history in a BAD way

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the Champions League Final between Inter Milan and PSG this Saturday. Who has the advantage? Which players on each team can sway the game in their team’s favor? Who do the boys think will come out on top? Christian and Alexis then give team perspectives for all 20 premier league teams ahead of next season. How can Liverpool build on their success? What will Arsenal and Man City need to do compete next season? Are we seeing the fall of Manchester Uni...

May 29, 20251 hr 11 minEp. 853

2024-25 European season awards! Who makes the Team of the Season?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros give us their European season superlatives including their teams of the season. They also give us their best transfer, biggest disappointment and best moment. Christian and Alexis then dole out their end of season awards including Player, Manager and Young Player of the Season. Later, Christian and Alexis tell us their favorite celebration and kit of the season. (6:15) - Alexis and Christian’s teams of the season (15:15) - Best Transfer, Biggest disappointm...

May 26, 202541 minEp. 852

Ruben Amorim the right man for Man United? + USMNT Gold Cup roster breakdown!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Tottenham’s win over Manchester United to lift the Europa League Trophy and answer the burning questions: Is Ruben Amorim the right guy to lead Man United? Should Tottenham continue with the Ange Postecoglou project? Who’s the bigger Tottenham legend: Heung-Min Son or Harry Kane? Christian and Alexis then react to the full USMNT Gold Cup roster. They give us their biggest snubs, players to watch, team expectations and much more ahead of next month’...

May 22, 202553 minEp. 851

Financial Fair Play leveling the field in Europe + should MLS teams refuse to do business with rivals?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Crystal Palace winning their first ever trophy alongside Bologna & Newcastle, ending trophy droughts. Has Financial Fair Play leveled the field and fixed soccer? Christian and Alexis break down the drama surrounding LAFC’s Mark Delgado receiving last season’s MLS Championship ring and why MLS teams shouldn’t make trades with their rivals. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and react to the latest transfer news and rumors ac...

May 19, 202558 minEp. 850

MLS rules continue to fail Lionel Messi + Michele Giannone previews the Hudson River Derby

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the midweek slate of MLS fixtures including another bad defensive performance from Inter Miami! Are the current MLS roster rules limiting the club’s opportunity to build a well-rounded team around Lionel Messi? Is Messi wasting his time playing for this Inter Miami squad? Christian and Alexis then chat with MLS reporter & analyst Michele Giannone ahead of the Hudson River Derby between NYCFC and New York Red Bulls. Who will have the advantage a...

May 15, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 849

Will Kuntz reveals ALL as LA Galaxy continue abysmal start to MLS title defense. Can they turn this season around?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros chat with Los Angeles Galaxy General Manager Will Kuntz as the team continues their early season slump. Kuntz reveals why the Galaxy are going through their winless start and what they can do to turn things around. He also delves deep into the MLS roster rules and why the league’s search for parity hurts teams that are successful. Can Kuntz and the Galaxy make a playoff push? Will there be a way to change rules so that we can see dynasties in MLS? (4:30) - ...

May 12, 20251 hr 14 minEp. 848
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