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The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polancosports.yahoo.com
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes

Inter emerge victorious over Barcelona, PSG oust Arsenal + LAFC given a chance at the Club World Cup!?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Milan’s entertaining 2-leg win over Barcelona in the Champions League Semifinal. Was the tie the most entertaining CL semifinal ever? How were Inter and Simone Inzaghi able to come out victorious? Christian and Alexis then break down the other Champions League semifinal as PSG eliminated Arsenal. Luis Enrique’s tactical masterclass was too much for Mikel Arteta’s gunners. Do PSG have a shot at being Inter in the final? Later, Christian and Al...

May 08, 202548 minEp. 847

BIGGEST surprises of MLS season so far + PRO refs reveal thoughts on VAR + EA FC curse coming for Lamine Yamal next?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the LA Galaxy’s latest loss which still leaves them winless this MLS season. What is going on with the Galaxy and who is to blame for their abysmal form? The boys also break down Inter Miami’s bounce back win as well as this MLS season’s surprise team so far. Christian and Alexis then bring on Professional Referee Organization referees Natalie Simon and Alyssa Nichols to chat why they became refs and how VAR helps or hurts their jobs. Later, Christ...

May 05, 20251 hr 19 minEp. 846

Lamine Yamal on GOAT pace? + Iliman Ndiaye chats Everton in America & Inter Miami knocked out of Champions Cup!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down both Champions League semi-final matchups including Lamine Yamal’s sensational performance against Inter Milan. Is he the best player in the world? The boys also react to Arsenal’s first leg loss to PSG and why their terrible tifo might have had something to do with it. Christian and Alexis then bring on Everton forward Iliman Ndiaye to chat his season with the club ahead of their summer tour in America. Later, Christian and Alexis react to Inter...

May 01, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 845

Liverpool make history, Lisa Carlin chats women’s soccer & Wrexham earn promotion AGAIN!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Liverpool clinching their 20th English league title, tied for the most of all-time. How did Arne Slot get it all so right in his first season at the helm? Christian and Alexis chat with CBS Sports’ Lisa Carlin about NWSL adding a 2nd division and why it might not be a good idea. They also react to Eni Aluko’s recent comments about Ian Wright and recap an entertaining Women’s Champions League semi-finals. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Wrexh...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 27 minEp. 844

Comedian Alex Falcone reveals soccer’s biggest scam + why American soccer needs pro/rel!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Liverpool fan and comedian Alex Falcone to chat all things comedy, soccer and his viral skit, “Is it a scam? Yep!” Christian and Alexis chat Alex Falcone’s Liverpool fandom and why he thinks refereeing and home field advantage are the biggest scam in soccer. Later, Christian and Alexis chat with Alex about why promotion & relegation would be awesome for soccer. They also take a look at the “Costco Guys” Tik Tok videos and get Alex’s immediate r...

Apr 24, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 842

Mascherano & Miami survive Columbus, Portland vs. LAFC draws controversy & Austin FC goalkeeper Brad Stuver joins

Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco dive into a wild MLS weekend, breaking down Inter Miami's narrow win against the Columbus Crew. As unsustainable as his tactics may look, is it time to admit that Mascherano was the right head coaching hire for Miami? Elsewhere, amidst Portland vs. LAFC’s goal-packed clash, Phil Neville speaks out about refereeing and Steve Cherundolo announces he’ll leave LAFC at the end of the season. Austin FC goalkeeper Brad Stuver joins to share his journey from NYCFC ...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 23 minEp. 841

Arsenal dominate Real Madrid, UCL power rankings & Van Dijk stays a Red!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s two-leg domination over Real Madrid. Has Mikel Arteta proven Arsenal belong? What’s next for Carlo Ancelotti and Real Madrid? Christian and Alexis then recap every other Champions League tie as well as give us their CL power rankings ahead of the Semi-Finals. Is Arsenal now the Champions League favorites? Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and recap the latest news including Kylan Mbappe’s suspension, Kevin De Bruyne’...

Apr 17, 20251 hr 1 minEp. 840

MLS votes no on post-world cup calendar change + Andre Onana benched! Right move by Amorim?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the news that MLS voted down the possibility of moving to the European calendar after the 2026 World Cup. Is this a missed opportunity for the league to expand their fanbase by immediately following the World Cup? The boys also break down Inter Miami’s risky playing style as well as Brian White’s eye-catching performance. Christian and Alexis then give us their thoughts on Ruben Amorim benching Andre Onana over the weekend. Was this the right move ...

Apr 14, 20251 hr 6 minEp. 839

Declan Rice COOKS Real Madrid, UCL quarterfinal reactions + CONCACAF Champions Cup chaos

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros delve into the most recent UEFA Champions League and CONCACAF Champions Cup action. The duo discusses Declan Rice's jaw-dropping free kicks against Real Madrid in UCL. Plus, after a thorough routing of Aston Villa, is PSG manager Luis Enrique the greatest manager in football right now? Meanwhile in CONCACAF Champions Cup, the dramatic Inter Miami vs. LAFC matchup got about as chippy & CONCACAF-y as imaginable. Plus, Vancouver gets the best of Pumas in M...

Apr 10, 20251 hr 19 minEp. 838

Kevin De Bruyne to MLS? + LA Galaxy continue awful run & USWNT continue domination

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Kevin De Bruyne’s announcement that he will be leaving Manchester City this summer. Where will he be headed next? Could De Bruyne be joining Lionel Messi in MLS? The boys sure think so. Christian and Alexis then recap a busy MLS weekend where Inter Miami salvaged a draw against Toronto FC despite being outplayed. The boys also break down why the LA Galaxy have had such a bad start to the season just months after winning MLS cup and why it has to do...

Apr 07, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 837

Arsenal suffer another injury setback + Kellyn Acosta re-lives “Windy City Miracle” goal

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Gabriel Magalhães’ season ending hamstring injury. As the hamstring injuries start to pile up for Arsenal, is there a real medical issue with the club? The boys also recap Barcelona’s latest scuffle with La Liga and what it could mean for the club this summer. Christian and Alexis then welcome on Chicago Fire midfielder, Kellyn Acosta, to chat the MLS season as well as his current partnership with the LOTTO brand. Kellyn also remembers the half-fie...

Apr 03, 20251 hr 2 minEp. 836

Lionel Messi gets feisty, Joe Pompliano breaks down the numbers behind MLS & who will replace Leon in the Club World Cup?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to another busy and entertaining MLS weekend. The boys break down Atlanta United’s comeback win against NYCFC as well as Lionel Messi baiting a young defender into a foul in Inter Miami’s win over Philadelphia. They also react to the news of Sporting KC parting ways with long-time head coach and technical director, Peter Vermes. Christian and Alexis then welcome on Yahoo Finance contributor, Joe Pompliano, who breaks down the finances behind the growt...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 835

Shane Todd chats playing soccer in America, the growth of MLS and their fans & why he loves watching the drama around Man United

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on comedian and lifelong soccer fan Shane Todd. Shane compares playing soccer in America to Europe and why he loves playing in Philadelphia. The boys also chat about the growth of MLS as a league and why maybe American fans shouldn’t try to be like European fans. Shane also tells us how he became a Manchester United fan and why he’s enjoying the soap opera that is Man United. (7:15) - Recapping comedy tour in America (16:55) - Comparing playing soccer...

Mar 27, 20251 hr 2 minEp. 834

USMNT in panic mode, USL’s pro/rel announcement sparks more heat & Berhalter has Chicago on fire

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to back-to-back embarrassing losses for the USMNT in the Nations League. Where are the USMNT on the panic meter and can these issues be fixed before the World Cup? Christian and Alexis then react to some comments from their USL promotion/relegation chat from last week. What do the fans think of promotion & relegation in American soccer? How will this change the power dynamic between MLS and USL? Later, Christian and Alexis recap the major storylin...

Mar 24, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 833

USMNT prepare for major litmus test, USL makes historic announcement & Anton Ferdinand tells us why West Ham is home

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the USMNT’s upcoming nations league semi-final against Panama. They tell us who will be the US’s players to watch for as well as what players will have a point to prove going into this match. Christian and Alexis then react to the bombshell news that USL will be introducing promotion and relegation to all three of their divisions starting the 2027/28 season. How much will this change the soccer landscape in America? Can USL legitimately compete with...

Mar 20, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 832

Messi gets revenge in Atlanta, Dani Pereira previews Austin FC's season & Newcastle ends 70 year drought!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to major MLS and NWSL storylines over the weekend including Lionel Messi and Inter Miami beating Atlanta United on Sunday, getting revenge for their playoff loss to to the same team last season. They also break down a weird no-penalty call in the Galaxy vs. Timbers game. The boys then take a look at 17-year old Melanie Barcenas breaking Sarah Gordon’s ankles during NWSL opening weekend. Christian and Alexis then bring on Austin FC midfielder Dani Pere...

Mar 18, 20251 hr 26 minEp. 831

Real Madrid advance amongst controversy + Deyna Castellanos debuts her signature shoe

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Real Madrid’s controversial Champions League win against inner-city rival, Atletico Madrid. The boys debate whether or not Julian Alvarez’s double tap penalty should have counted or not. They also break down Liverpool’s shock exit to PSG and what it means for Mo Salah’s Ballon d’Or chances. Christian and Alexis then bring on Portland Thorns forward Deyna Castellanos to preview the upcoming NWSL season, as well as her show us her new signature shoe....

Mar 13, 20251 hr 15 minEp. 830

Noise around Mikel Arteta gets louder, Lo’eau Labonta talks NWSL & are the LA Galaxy in trouble?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s draw against Manchester United that effectively ends the title race in March. Are fans overreacting to Arsenal’s recent struggles or should Mikel Arteta’s job be up for grabs? Christian and Alexis then bring on KC Current midfielder and celebration queen,Lo’Eau Labonta, to preview the upcoming NWSL season as well as her incredible in-game celebrations. Later, Christian and Alexis break down another MLS weekend, including the LA Galaxy mak...

Mar 10, 20251 hr 27 minEp. 829

Real Madrid continue Champions League Dominance, Alisson saves Liverpool & an early Marta award contender!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap Real Madrid’s impressive performance against cross town rivals, Atletico Madrid, including Brahim Diaz’s incredible solo goal. They also react to Diaz’s on-field beef with Diego Simeone and Real Madrid’s continued Champions League dominance. Christian and Alexis react to the other marquee Champions League games this week, including Alisson’s heroic effort in goal to give Liverpool an unlikely win over PSG. They also chat Arsenal’s 7 goal thrashing &am...

Mar 07, 20251 hr 2 minEp. 828

Messi’s missed game causes MLS stir, Ricardo Clark talks transition from player to coach & can Manchester City still salvage their season?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the Houston Dynamo’s public apology after Lionel Messi was absent from their game. Should MLS try to market the sport outside of Messi to fans? The boys also react to Wilfried Zaha’s debut for Charlotte FC. Christian and Alexis then chat with 2010 World Cup USMNT midfielder Ricardo Clark about his transition from MLS star to MLS NEXT Pro head coach. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back Rápido Reactions and react to Manchester United’s struggles &...

Mar 04, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 827

Mohamed Salah states Ballon d’Or case, “Onside” EPs talk show & Lionel Messi’s angry side finally comes out.

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros debate whether or not Mohamed Salah deserves more Ballon d’Or buzz as he continues his record-breaking season. They also react to Barcelona and Atletico Madrid’s thrilling 8-goal draw in the first leg of the Copa del Rey. Christian and Alexis then chat with Executive Producers of the Apple TV docuseries, Onside, about the show and what fans can expect. Later, Christian and Alexis break down Lionel Messi receiving a fine for violent conduct against an NYCFC ...

Feb 27, 20251 hr 14 minEp. 826

MLS is BACK, NYCFC-Inter Miami controversy & Liverpool in driver's seat for the Premier League title

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap all the big storylines from the first weekend of the MLS season, including a controversial VAR call in the New York City FC-Inter Miami clash that led to extra time and a late equalizer. They also discuss an impressive debut for San Diego FC, with a victory over reigning champions Los Angeles Galaxy. Christian and Alexis then sit down with Galaxy head coach Greg Vanney to talk about their title defense, expectations for the season and his thoughts on ...

Feb 24, 20251 hr 24 minEp. 825

Man City & Milan BOOTED from UCL + Steve Cangialosi & Keaton Parks preview 2025 MLS season

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the biggest UCL results of the week including Manchester City looking absolutely abysmal against Kylian Mbappé and the Real Madrid squad. AC Milan drew Feyenoord, ending their UCL run, after several poor decisions on the field like Theo Hernández’s dive in the box and Christian Pulisic being benched. The duo are joined by MLS play-by-play broadcaster Steve Cangialosi to preview the 2025 season. Steve talks with the boys about the biggest changes ...

Feb 20, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 824

Jude Bellingham sent off amid misunderstanding & FC Cincinnati duo Matt Miazga and Pat Noonan preview MLS season

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Jude Bellingham’s red card in La Liga after a misunderstanding of words with the referee. Also, the boys break down Manchester United’s problems as their horrid season continues. Christian and Alexis then chat with FC Cincinnati defender Matt Miazga as well as Head Coach Pat Noonan ahead of the team’s upcoming MLS season. Later, Christian and Alexis react to the latest MLS news including Lucho Acosta’s move to FC Dallas and Toronto FC’s Lorenzo Ins...

Feb 17, 20251 hr 15 minEp. 823

Real Madrid stun Man City again, Fafa Picault chats being Messi’s new teammate & how USL’s shock announcement will change the soccer landscape!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap Champions League action including Real Madrid’s stunning comeback against Man City. The boys also react to an insane Merseyside derby, a fitting end to the matchup at Goodison Park. Christian and Alexis then chat with Inter Miami forward, Fafa Picault, ahead of his first season as Lionel Messi’s teammate in MLS. Later, Christian and Alexis react USL’s shocking announcement that they will be launching a top-tier soccer division in 2026 and what that ma...

Feb 13, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 822

The man behind NYCFC’s new stadium, Councilman Francisco Moya, chats dream to bring soccer to Queens

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Queens’ 21st district Councilman, Francisco Moya, to chat about his important role in bringing NYCFC’s new soccer stadium to Queens. The trio discuss what obstacles Francisco dealt with along the way as well as what fans, as well as queens residents, can expect as the stadium gets built. Christian and Alexis then chat about Councilman Maya’s other love in Barcelona. Francisco tells us how he became a fan of the Catalan club and his experiences supp...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 821

Gio Savarese chats his experience with the Timbers & Wilfried Nancy tells us the three things he looks for in a player

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on former Portland Timbers head coach, Gio Savarese, to chat his experience as a head coach as well as the growth of the league on the eve of it’s 30th anniversary. Later, Christian and Alexis bring on MLS Cup winning Columbus Crew head coach, Wilfried Nancy, to chat his coaching style as well as what he looks for in potential players. (7:45) -Gio Savarese joins the show (12:55) - Discussing Gio’s time as a head coach (19:10) - Gio reveals his approac...

Feb 06, 202548 minEp. 820

Arsenal's teenagers impress, Emil Forsberg chats Red Bulls’ 2024 season & Cucho Hernandez heads to Spain!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Arsenal’s convincing win and the impact their teenage duo had on the game. They also react to Marcus Rashford’s loan to Aston Villa and how this can revitalize his career. Christian and Alexis then chat with Emil Forsberg about his first season in MLS and the experience of being in “Onside”, Apple TV’s newest documentary on the 2024 MLS season. Later, Christian and Alexis chat some big MLS news including Cucho Hernandez’s shock transfer to Real B...

Feb 03, 20251 hr 6 minEp. 819

Grading the new Champions League format, Luis Miguel Echegaray chats ‘Messi Mania’ & Neymar heads back to Santos

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the conclusion of the new Champions League format and whether it’s proven better or worse than before. They also recap some great performances by Americans across the Champions League including goals from Christian Pulisic & Ricardo Pepi. Christian and Alexis then chat with Luis Miguel Echegaray about his new book, “Messi Mania”. They discuss what Messi’s arrival to Miami has meant for the country and what to expect in his new book. Later, Ch...

Jan 30, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 818

Amorim’s feud with Rashford continues, Cavan Sullivan chats “Onside” & USMNT check-in

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Ruben Amorim’s latest quotes on Marcus Rashford situation, including Amorim’s comments he would start Manchester United’s goalkeeper coach ahead of Rashford right now. The boys also chat Miles Lewis-Skelly’s controversial red card and the part VAR may have played in it. Christian and Alexis then chat with Philadelphia Union teen sensation Cavan Sullivan and his experience being in Apple TV’s new MLS docuseries, “Onside”. They also discuss his time ...

Jan 28, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 817
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